WEBVTT - NFinaL Draft (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE 0:00:01.160 --> 0:00:04.200 I feel like I'm like backpack wrapper level Ridge right now, 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:07.920 does that make sense? I'm not like rapper Rapper Ridge, 0:00:08.320 --> 0:00:12.360 but I'm like me and someone who is on Ruckus 0:00:12.400 --> 0:00:17.720 Records in the nineties probably makes the same amount Like 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:20.440 any of the niggas on sound Bombing, We probably make 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:25.759 the same amount of money. It doesn't. 0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:35.640 Racist the. 0:00:37.840 --> 0:00:46.880 Money star stuff. I can't tell me. Bang bang bang 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:50.720 skeet skeet skeet. There it is there, it is. Ladies 0:00:50.720 --> 0:00:54.920 and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told. 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:58.760 Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep into the 0:00:58.800 --> 0:01:01.040 pockets of black expience theories. 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:05.160 And we finally worked to prove that the game turning 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:10.160 his tear drop tattoo into a butterfly tattoo into an 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:14.560 LA logo is the first ever recorded triple down in 0:01:14.800 --> 0:01:21.360 bad decisions for face tattoos. That is, that is phenomenal 0:01:21.959 --> 0:01:23.319 shitty decision making. 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:27.959 What about the Gucci made I would argue that Gucci, 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:32.959 while while his his ice cream was more substantially offensive 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:37.319 and and frankly bad compared to the game's decision making, 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:39.319 he didn't do it. 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:44.400 Three different times. He did anytimes he made one bad 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:46.399 choice with the ice cream, and then he was like, 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:49.240 I am going to do my best to make this 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:53.000 fade over time. I have made a mistake. 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:59.120 Here's here's my question. Do you think there's a possibility 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:00.120 for a four down? 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:03.520 Do you think you could see that it's tough because 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:08.440 that la is big now it's yeah, it's pretty big 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:10.360 compared to what it started. 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:14.880 As it has gotten heavy. I don't think he should 0:02:14.880 --> 0:02:16.720 have played out. I don't think he should have left 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:18.720 the butterfly. I didn't think it was that bad. 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:21.919 You think he should have stopped that butterfly. It wasn't 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:26.040 that terrible. It didn't feel incorrect for whatever the game 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:27.520 was trying to be at the time. 0:02:27.880 --> 0:02:31.480 And he's like, let's be honest, he's a pretty dramatic guy, 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:32.880 but he's a diva. 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:34.720 He is a for sure. 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:37.400 Do you remember I had to stop following him on 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:40.320 Instagram because he would have those like just those dirty, 0:02:40.360 --> 0:02:43.560 dirty posts of him in like tight tight underwear with 0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:46.320 what I'm gonna be honest, I think it's probably a 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:47.320 fake penis. 0:02:47.639 --> 0:02:52.399 Yeah, no, it was objectively either you have the biggest 0:02:52.400 --> 0:03:00.679 penis in the Greater Los Angeles area or or sir 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:03.239 you've put it. You've put a hell of an egg 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:06.760 glant inside your drawers, trying to pass it off to 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:07.359 all of us. 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:09.800 That was fake. I remember seeing it and being like, 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:10.920 good god. 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:13.920 It was the first time I respected the game. I 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:15.760 was like, oh, whoa. 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:19.399 No, because I was like, I was like, impossible. Yeah, 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:23.480 he doesn't have like he doesn't have guys with a 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:28.480 giant penis energy. No. That Yeah, it's confidence. 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:32.960 Yeah, it's confidence. Definitely feels like a man with a 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:37.440 small like I wouldn't say small, but certainly too small 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:39.280 for his six four frame. 0:03:39.520 --> 0:03:44.640 Right right, big huge dick. Dude. It's like kind of dumb, 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:46.840 you know what I mean. It's like, oh, the blood 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:49.120 is going down there. You're not like fun and the game. 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:50.000 He's very smart. 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:53.400 Yeah, he's smart, but he's he's annoying about it, and 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:57.400 and he's he's constantly lying to us about things that 0:03:57.400 --> 0:04:01.960 that we could easily check. And it's like, yeah, you 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:06.600 just although he was on Change of Heart, did you 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:09.080 ever see that he was blonde? 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:09.360 Right? 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:13.320 No, this was way before that. This was like before 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:16.919 he was even a successful rapper. He did that old 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:19.359 game show Change of Heart. They used to be on 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:23.960 upn and he was just a nice man who him 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:25.960 and his girl went on the show. For those that 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:28.640 don't remember the premise, the deal was you you go 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:31.440 on the show with your significant other and then they 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:34.800 send you out on separate dates with a new person, 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:37.599 and then you come back and decide if you want 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:40.920 to stay with the person you've you came with or 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:43.560 you have quote unquote a change of heart and you 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:45.279 start dating the other individual. 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:47.200 What happened to him? Did he get change of hearted? 0:04:47.839 --> 0:04:48.480 He did? 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:52.000 So the game goes out on this date. They always 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:54.000 set you up with a bad bitch who was like 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:57.880 fucking gorgeous and cool and spends the whole time being like, Hey, 0:04:57.960 --> 0:05:01.159 I think your penis would take the best in my mouth, 0:05:01.560 --> 0:05:04.240 and I don't know why your girl doesn't feel that way. 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:11.320 I'm a perfect Yeah, you're I can. If I could 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:13.960 fit it in here, I would suck it further forever. 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:16.880 And so the game goes out with the girl. They 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:19.400 have a sexy time, and his girl goes out with 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:21.359 the guy. They have a sexy time, and then she 0:05:21.600 --> 0:05:24.120 comes back and she says she wants to have a 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:26.120 change of heart. After he goes I want to be 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:26.839 with my lady. 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:28.920 Oh, that's the worst. 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:33.159 Outcome again, A penis that that is forgettable, at the 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:36.599 very least for for a lady that was willing to 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:37.440 go on TV. 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:39.000 With the game. Yeah, if he was doing that, she 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:40.400 wouldn't even go down there. 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:45.120 No change the art, motherfucker. You have a rare artifact 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:52.280 trapped in your Pantsiana Jones Penis, Yeah, this is you know, 0:05:52.680 --> 0:05:55.480 you know, sloths used to be like six ft feet tall. 0:05:55.600 --> 0:06:00.080 This is like, this is like a different era of 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:00.440 an that. 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:03.479 Man has a different a different time. 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:07.920 Yeah, this is prehistoric, big dog. If that's what we're 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:09.839 talking about, I'm not gonna give this up. 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:13.080 That ship is so big it looks like it could 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:16.279 be the result of some kind of a black magic curse. 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:25.000 Right, like you wish to be a world famous rapper. 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:27.760 And then the Witch was like, but I'm cursing you 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:30.200 with the big pigenis And he's like, but that's fucking awesome, 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:33.560 and she's like, no, no, no, no, not the way, 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:35.440 not the way I plan on hitting you. 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:37.960 Did he dial it back? Does he still do that? 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:40.320 I don't follow him anymore because. 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:47.360 I'd never followed. I was tracking the game. I knew 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:48.960 that would that was a mistake. 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:51.440 Hey, I liked it. I liked that first album, man, 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:52.320 I did like it. 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:57.160 I mostly for updates of the game. Actually see him 0:06:57.760 --> 0:07:02.279 getting in fist fights and at Drew League videos. That's 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:05.919 that's the most common time I see the game is 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:08.960 him playing in the Drew League, which I guess he 0:07:09.120 --> 0:07:12.160 thinks he's talented enough to keep up with like you know, 0:07:12.280 --> 0:07:15.320 fucking Trey Young when he's bored during the summer. I mean, 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:20.880 he's tall, but he's also like thicker than he used 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:24.040 to be, and he ain't moving and I think part 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:27.840 of the reason he's and that heavy heavy penis uh 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:32.840 he has to wear Allen iverson size shorts just to cover. 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:35.560 Two pairs of compression short song. 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:41.680 But but he's constantly getting in fistfights at these league 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:45.160 games because somebody sets a pick on him and then 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:46.880 he's like ready to square up. 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:50.400 Would you if it was offered, would you play? Uh? 0:07:50.680 --> 0:07:54.400 Again, No, because I'm afraid, well you know what I mean, 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:58.880 Like I what I my absolute nightmare is. I'm now 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:02.320 a part of a video where they're like, damn, this 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:05.120 up and coming player just went the fuck off for 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:09.640 sixty eight points and it's nothing but me guarding him 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:11.240 the whole time. 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:14.000 Yeah, yeah, you don't want I understand, because that's like, 0:08:14.640 --> 0:08:16.320 that's tough to come back from. You're gonna have your 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:17.920 wife and kid in there. You don't need that. 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:21.600 Bro. If he's just saucing on me, and then there's 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:24.320 one video of me like going up for a layup 0:08:24.360 --> 0:08:29.400 and he just even watks it out. Yeah, it's like, ah, no, man, 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:31.920 I'm there's too much at steak here. 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:36.920 I've often thought getting posterized is probably the worst thing 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:38.600 that could ever happen to a person. 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:40.200 You've never been dumped on? 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:44.240 No, no, no, no, I never not like, not like 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:45.080 in a major way. 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:47.320 No good for you. Yeah, I see it in your 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:49.839 eyes that you have. I've been I've seen it all. 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:53.360 Baby. What is that feeling of? 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:57.719 Like, what what's the lowest low you know of? What's what? 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:01.640 How what's the depth of your bad decision making? 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:02.640 Ah? 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:07.360 I did a set one time with my my zipper 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:09.079 down and you can see my penis for most of. 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:16.559 It was this that going good was it was it. 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:18.520 It was an open mic, so it was like one 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:19.920 you know what I mean. 0:09:20.720 --> 0:09:24.880 Oh, so this was like a bad decision stacked on 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:30.160 the worst outcome. Yeah, man, fuck yeah, that's that's what 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:32.840 getting dunked on feels like. I bet, I bet they're 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:34.439 comparable feelings. 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:36.520 When they dunked on you, was it like did you 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:40.560 feel the nuts on the shoulder? No, it wasn't. 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:44.240 It wasn't a nuts on shoulder level dunking. I was more. 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:50.440 I was closer to the chest, so I was going 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:54.480 up thinking I had a shot. Oh it, And in 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:56.640 that way it made it worse, you know what I mean, 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:58.360 where it's like, oh, if I could stop this, or 0:09:58.440 --> 0:10:01.240 because I've never been able to dunk, but I I'm 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:03.360 a pretty good defender, and so I thought, oh, I 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:06.320 could stop this early before it makes it all the 0:10:06.320 --> 0:10:09.600 way up. And that motherfucker was bouncier than me and 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:13.600 somehow had jets in his little feats and and god damn, 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:14.720 just ate me alive. 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:16.840 I would worry about the sound I would make if 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:19.640 I got dunked on. Well, that's the thing that's so 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:21.120 that would come out of me, like I don't know, 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:22.480 like what did you get dumped on? 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:22.559 You? 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:40.040 Like no, Like that's that's my big worry, Like, yeah, 0:10:40.080 --> 0:10:42.440 I don't remember what I think. I think it's one 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:45.600 of those hollow sounds that uh that you know after 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:48.680 a bomb, where it's just that that screech, that's that's 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:50.960 probably what I heard after. I don't like what came 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:55.200 out of me. Yeah, and I was playing point guard 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:58.640 and and so another person had to see me get 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:01.120 dunked on, take the ball out and then choose to 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:05.880 pass me the ball. But yeah, no, what kind of 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:06.600 leader am I? 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:11.440 He's like, I'm bringing it up now. 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:18.360 Yeah, it's like no, no, no, no, watch how I distribute. Sure, 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:22.959 I got dumped on, but I also know three plays. 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:24.880 I'm the only true general out here. 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:31.640 It's like, no, this is I gotta go home. Man, 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:32.600 you gotta take me out. 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:34.920 Coach. Yeah, that's a tough thing to have happened to you. 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:39.400 Yeah, it's it's hard. We I don't I think we've 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:43.120 we've introduced ourselves. I don't know that we we've done 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:49.679 any formal work here. I I'm Langston Kerman. And if 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:53.360 you've made it this far, you knew that. And and also, uh, 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:55.880 if you if you didn't know that, what the fuck 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:58.319 is wrong with you? Why would you stick around this long? 0:11:58.400 --> 0:12:00.760 What could you possibly affect this place? Cast was gonna 0:12:00.800 --> 0:12:04.920 be about with all that kid. We dropped into the 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:09.520 game talk early. Yeah, this isn't even what our show 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:12.640 is about, but we made we made hard fastened choices 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:13.199 right away. 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:14.600 I'm worried that he's gonna hear it. 0:12:15.120 --> 0:12:16.840 Oh the game. You think he's a listener. 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:19.800 I think he's dramatic enough to somehow have found it. 0:12:20.559 --> 0:12:23.520 I will say I definitely think the game has Google 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:25.199 alerts for the game. 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:33.080 Yeah, oh yeah, Olivia, don't put the game in is. 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:36.160 Let's let's unpack this. Are you? Is your fear of 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:39.680 the game that like that he'll retaliate with violence or 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:41.920 is it? Where where are you in the game? 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:43.880 I just don't want to be out like a smoothie 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:46.880 king and you know he catches me or some ship. 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:51.520 Okay, so it's not that he'll hunt you down, but 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:52.679 that like but. 0:12:52.840 --> 0:12:56.040 Sometimes in Los Angeles. I'm in Los Angeles, Yeah, I'm 0:12:56.080 --> 0:12:59.840 in game type places, you know, shocks restaurant in LA 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:06.000 maybe on my face, and then it's like then the 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:08.440 game's like, what's that shit? She was talking about my dick? 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:12.960 And then it's like, oh man, he'll probably be with 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:15.600 whack one hundred, And then I for struck, couldn't fight 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:17.600 the game and whack one hundred. 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:22.800 Damn Okay, I see that. He seems like, yeah, he'd 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:25.600 he'd wait to fight you in a very public place. 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:26.200 Ye. 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:29.440 And to your point, he is still a big motherfucker 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:32.000 who picks his opponents wisely. 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:35.080 I'd have to the only the only thing I could 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:38.000 do is I'd have to either I'd have to hit 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:41.640 him first, because then it's like, you know, the video 0:13:41.679 --> 0:13:43.599 of me getting beat up is like, yeah, but he 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:45.000 got him, you know what I mean. 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:48.880 Now you gotta hit him in those giant fucking nuts. 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:53.880 I gotta grab a belt loop and jump up and 0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:55.079 just give into. 0:13:57.080 --> 0:13:59.800 And let that mouth like a crumble, and and you'll 0:13:59.840 --> 0:14:02.280 be a bad guy. The internet would be like, that's corny. 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:04.760 You punched him in the dick. But it's like, nah, 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:06.280 but where else are you gonna punch it? 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:09.079 The game? Yeah, that's his power source. 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:11.920 Yeah, and the one thing that he has going for, 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:15.680 which is that that massive prehistoric dick. 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:18.040 There are there are rappers I think I can fight. 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:21.600 I just don't think the game is one. He's very Yeah. 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:23.920 Yeah, lil UZI has been beat up enough times that 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:27.760 I feel I feel absolutely confident that I if I. 0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:30.760 Could pick you up. I feel good about it. Yeah, 0:14:30.760 --> 0:14:33.560 you know what I'm saying. I like, if I could 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:34.640 just like grab. 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:36.000 You yeah yeah. 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:37.880 Or if it's like or if it's like if you're 0:14:37.960 --> 0:14:40.240 fit enough for me to like get my arms down 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:44.040 and then like pick up and like bomb that I 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:47.160 feel then I feel okay. But anybody bigger than that, it's. 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:51.440 Like, yeah, I'm always impressed with uh with NBA fights 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:55.680 because oftentimes the guys are so vastly different in height. 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:59.960 Like the other day, Austin Rivers got in a fight Mobamba. 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:03.640 It was like, hey, he's so much bigger than you 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:07.040 and you you're just riding off of Austin Rivers confidence 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:09.840 to face off and he's a bad fighter. 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:12.760 He didn't look good at all. I mean, I think 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:16.120 the fighting isn't some skill, right. How many rappers? How 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:18.840 many rapper boxing videos have we seen where you're like, oh, 0:15:18.920 --> 0:15:20.600 ship a. 0:15:20.720 --> 0:15:23.920 Chance, Yeah, When then you see Meek Mill practice and 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:35.840 you're like, oh, beat the funk out of me. Look, man, 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:40.720 I get it, you so coked, but I beat your ass. 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:48.760 Nigga. Man, he is a weird guy that he's. 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:52.840 A He's a fucking weirdo and not in an affectionate like, 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:54.360 oh what an artist kind of way. 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:56.840 You know, he's like that weird French fights in the 0:15:56.840 --> 0:16:01.800 pool ship Like I don't know what he's like, what 0:16:01.800 --> 0:16:02.920 are you doing? 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:07.200 What's your playing? How'd you get so rich? 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:08.000 Yeah? 0:16:08.040 --> 0:16:13.320 I don't. I think we highly overestimate how much a 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:17.680 lot of rappers make and have, and I think it's 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:21.080 safe to say you are you are doing? Like I've 0:16:21.120 --> 0:16:26.480 heard numerous sort of like suggestions that blue faces like broke, 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:30.440 and it's like, yeah, I think I think that's more 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:33.040 rappers are like that than they are not. 0:16:33.240 --> 0:16:36.360 I saw him at La X one time. He definitely 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:44.480 got on the plane and last, and that's like, I 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:47.040 don't know, maybe you don't have status with Southwest you 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:51.120 a lot like get your diamond medallion up, you know 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:53.760 what I mean, I'm platinum baby. 0:16:54.680 --> 0:16:58.400 It's uh, yeah, it feels like to have money, you 0:16:58.480 --> 0:17:01.960 at least have status on airlines. And if you don't, 0:17:02.360 --> 0:17:07.080 then something has happened. Either you bought this ticket literally 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:10.680 five minutes ago, or or you ain't as rich as 0:17:10.720 --> 0:17:11.679 we all presumed. 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:14.439 Yeah, because he was dressed really nice, but yeah, and 0:17:14.560 --> 0:17:16.320 he had a Louis bag. But yeah, got on the 0:17:16.320 --> 0:17:17.960 plane last fun. 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:23.560 Well, we we wish Blue Face the best. You know, 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:26.560 that nice man who there's no other reason to criticize 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:31.159 besides uh his struggling, uh financial situation. 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:35.600 Hey, bunch down, you know what I mean, Academic City's 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:36.359 gonna buy your house. 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:39.920 I don't know you're going you're you're doing a lot 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:42.280 and you're going through a lot. So so I hope, 0:17:42.320 --> 0:17:44.440 I hope it's all paying off for you, Blue Face. 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:46.120 It's complicated to be a rapper. 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:49.440 It's it's very complicated to be a rapper. It's even 0:17:49.480 --> 0:17:52.960 more complicated to be uh, I guess a crip rapper. 0:17:53.040 --> 0:17:53.560 I don't know. 0:17:54.040 --> 0:17:58.720 Uh. We we have a conspiracy theory that you and 0:17:58.800 --> 0:18:02.919 I talked about ahead of time. We were discussing the 0:18:03.000 --> 0:18:07.200 possibility of this being a real thing. But the conspiracy 0:18:07.240 --> 0:18:14.560 we talked about is my mama told me the NFL 0:18:15.080 --> 0:18:25.200 is scripted. Scripted now, yeah, full script now. It's worth 0:18:25.240 --> 0:18:28.080 noting this has been sort of a viral conversation on 0:18:28.640 --> 0:18:32.920 Twitter for a few days now, but it specifically comes 0:18:33.000 --> 0:18:38.000 from an interview with Arian Foster, who went on a 0:18:38.080 --> 0:18:41.920 podcast and said exactly this, that the NFL is scripted, 0:18:42.240 --> 0:18:46.000 that it's completely made up that in fact, the entire 0:18:46.119 --> 0:18:49.359 premise of practicing and and sort of like all the 0:18:49.920 --> 0:18:53.800 sort of like preseason fucking like camps and shit, is 0:18:54.080 --> 0:18:58.560 just dedicated to these people learning their quote unquote lines 0:18:58.720 --> 0:19:02.400 and positions blocked so that they can help the script 0:19:02.440 --> 0:19:02.879 come to be. 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:06.120 I mean, I didn't even think about this until just now. 0:19:06.160 --> 0:19:09.960 But here's thing number one. Right, people go to practices. 0:19:10.880 --> 0:19:17.359 Yeah no, wait, but there's children there. There's all kinds 0:19:17.359 --> 0:19:17.800 of people. 0:19:18.320 --> 0:19:21.040 And in fact, the NFL, I think, is the only 0:19:21.119 --> 0:19:24.080 sport that does that where you're like, yeah, come watch 0:19:24.160 --> 0:19:25.760 us practice, you can. 0:19:25.680 --> 0:19:27.639 Watch the whole thing. We'll sign some balls. It's a 0:19:27.640 --> 0:19:31.680 good time for the kids. So that's already stupid. 0:19:32.280 --> 0:19:34.520 Yeah, no, it doesn't make any sense. 0:19:34.320 --> 0:19:39.240 That Bro's an idiot. 0:19:39.640 --> 0:19:43.639 They make the practice facilities like fucking like hubs in 0:19:43.720 --> 0:19:46.720 the cities and shit, like, yeah, you gotta go down 0:19:46.800 --> 0:19:49.360 to the fucking to this spot so that you can 0:19:49.400 --> 0:19:50.800 watch Tom Brady stretch. 0:19:51.119 --> 0:19:53.520 Oh yeah, oh yeah, shout out to dub Valley in Denver. 0:19:53.560 --> 0:20:00.320 It's it's major. Yes, that's the one thing. Also, I 0:20:00.400 --> 0:20:03.320 because I do think that there is I do think 0:20:03.359 --> 0:20:05.040 that there is a case for this idea. 0:20:05.440 --> 0:20:09.200 I think that he's lying. Whoa say more. 0:20:10.440 --> 0:20:14.240 I think that if you were going to script the 0:20:14.520 --> 0:20:23.480 entire NFL, you would not need Arian Foster's input. Like 0:20:23.600 --> 0:20:26.440 people's lives are just gonna have drama that plays out them, 0:20:26.600 --> 0:20:30.080 plays out in them anyways, right, Like so I think 0:20:30.080 --> 0:20:33.159 it's like you gotta talk to Tom Brady, you know what 0:20:33.160 --> 0:20:36.200 I mean, You gotta talk to the Malmes, You gotta 0:20:36.200 --> 0:20:38.760 talk to everybody in Philly. But like, do you have 0:20:38.840 --> 0:20:40.919 to talk to I don't think. I don't think it 0:20:40.920 --> 0:20:43.400 would be that the rookies don't know about that ship. 0:20:43.520 --> 0:20:46.320 You know you're saying, you're saying, if your impact is 0:20:46.400 --> 0:20:49.639 not substantial enough, you don't need a script. You just 0:20:49.760 --> 0:20:52.840 need to uh to show up and let the true 0:20:52.920 --> 0:20:56.160 script script ease handle their business. 0:20:56.480 --> 0:20:58.680 Yeah, of course. It's like it's like with like it's 0:20:58.680 --> 0:21:01.640 like with it's like with basketball, where it's like yeah, 0:21:01.680 --> 0:21:04.000 point shaving. It's not like it's never a whole team. 0:21:04.280 --> 0:21:07.080 It's just like two guys. 0:21:06.240 --> 0:21:10.560 Right, and they just have to have enough impact on 0:21:10.640 --> 0:21:13.000 their own to make the shit happen. 0:21:13.080 --> 0:21:13.440 They don't. 0:21:13.680 --> 0:21:16.000 Everything else is is whatever. 0:21:16.240 --> 0:21:18.560 Cause he's like also like because then he's like, yeah, 0:21:18.600 --> 0:21:21.480 the script writers so then how big is this? Is 0:21:21.520 --> 0:21:25.840 this a sag after gig or you know what I'm saying, 0:21:26.359 --> 0:21:29.880 you're talking directly with the writers. You for six eight 0:21:29.960 --> 0:21:32.600 forty you were talking directly. 0:21:32.600 --> 0:21:36.760 Writers, And that's That's also something that felt a little 0:21:36.840 --> 0:21:40.400 challenging for me in this this whole thing is that like, look, 0:21:40.920 --> 0:21:44.360 I've been in writers rooms where like the star decides 0:21:44.400 --> 0:21:47.080 to pop in, they never help, do you know what 0:21:47.160 --> 0:21:51.000 I mean? Like it truly makes shit way worse when 0:21:51.040 --> 0:21:55.440 the person who's famous wants they go, well, I don't 0:21:55.480 --> 0:21:57.879 know what if I like jump over the nigga and 0:21:58.080 --> 0:22:00.639 uh yeah, and don't don't the full ball through the 0:22:00.640 --> 0:22:03.760 goal post. And it's like, hey, dog, that's not we 0:22:03.800 --> 0:22:05.879 ain't even that's not what we're doing here. We're just 0:22:05.920 --> 0:22:07.520 trying to get the third down, big dog. 0:22:07.600 --> 0:22:10.920 We don't. I wrote I wrote for an award show 0:22:11.000 --> 0:22:14.399 with with the famous host who was a quarterback, and 0:22:14.520 --> 0:22:18.040 he just wanted to make fun of Danica Patrick the 0:22:18.080 --> 0:22:21.840 whole time in a way where it helped personal. Like 0:22:21.960 --> 0:22:24.680 he'd leaves and then we'd like it'd be after lunch, 0:22:24.720 --> 0:22:26.400 you'd come in and he'd be like, so I'm thinking 0:22:26.400 --> 0:22:28.160 about this, Danni Ka Patrick situation. 0:22:28.280 --> 0:22:31.680