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Speaker 1: Hey, Kuti misconnections. That was staring. There's only two places

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Speaker 1: to find true love in this world. One is at

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Speaker 1: red Lobster when the waiter tells you the shrimp isn't

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Speaker 1: the only bottomless thing on the menu?

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Speaker 2: What the secret menu? I didn't know.

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Speaker 1: About you gotta check that out.

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Speaker 2: The others.

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Speaker 1: Others on the pages of craigslist dot org. We scoured

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Speaker 1: that website every week to find the best misconnections that

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Speaker 1: they have to offer, like this first one, titled girl

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Speaker 1: with Pink Streaking Hair that I shared a roller coaster

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Speaker 1: ride with. I can't stop thinking about you. Man for

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Speaker 1: woman twenties amusement Parks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's more characters than you're allowed on Twitter.

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Speaker 1: They right. We met in line for the Thunderbolt. I

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Speaker 1: was the odd man out in a group of three.

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Speaker 2: Always that's always awkward.

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Speaker 1: You were the cute single who was making tiny cuts

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Speaker 1: to your sweatshirt with Barbie scissors as we stood in line.

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Speaker 1: I was in awe over your deep thoughts about how

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Speaker 1: roller coasters mirror life's ups and downs. Thought of that

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Speaker 1: Aristotle very fine. That's when I asked, where are you

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Speaker 1: right now on the roller track of life?

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Speaker 2: It's a good question.

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Speaker 1: You said you're screaming. Didn't elaborate before I could ask

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Speaker 1: if it was a good thing or bad. We were

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Speaker 1: ushered in and sat next to each other. I could

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Speaker 1: almost smell the sweet perfume wafted from your neck or

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Speaker 1: or was that peach snops? The ride itself was exhilarating,

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Speaker 1: especially when you shout quoted Shakespeare screaming to thine own

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Speaker 1: self be true. I knew then that I had finally

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Speaker 1: found my Juliet.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, it doesn't end well for Juliet character.

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Speaker 1: As the ride ended, I desperately wanted to be alone

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Speaker 1: with you and split a funnel cake, but fate had

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Speaker 1: other plans, and I lost you in the crowd. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: if you're reading this and remember the guy in a

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Speaker 1: tied I shirt with the words Herpies on the front

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Speaker 1: with the slashed out Ghostbusters symbol, please reach out.

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's the way to never have to share.

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Speaker 1: A roller coaster that signed Errol.

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Speaker 2: Dude, Why is Jose already google searching for that shirt?

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Speaker 1: We're meant to be. This next misconnection is titled Strumming

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Speaker 1: in the Key of Love, A Woman for Man thirties

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Speaker 1: guitar center.

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Speaker 2: These are romantic today, Jo.

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Speaker 1: Says you tall, dark, wearing an insane clown posse t shirt. Yes,

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Speaker 1: strumming the ukulele like you were born to play. I

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Speaker 1: was the blonde in the corner pretending to browse kazoos,

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Speaker 1: but really I was just mesmerized by the sound of you.

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Speaker 2: Yet I've been into a guitar center in a while.

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Speaker 2: Is there a kazoo section that I.

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Speaker 1: I didn't finish? You do dot dot fingering those.

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Speaker 2: Strings if you didn't need to finish that.

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Speaker 1: It took a few minutes, but I finally mustered the

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Speaker 1: courage to walk in your direction, only for you to say,

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Speaker 1: I'm still using it. Wait your turn. Defeated, I tried

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Speaker 1: a different tactic and threw you a note from the

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Speaker 1: next style over. It was a song request the SpongeBob

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Speaker 1: SquarePants theme.

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Speaker 2: Mekle was pretty sweet.

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Speaker 1: I saw you open it and smile. Did you have

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Speaker 1: any idea? That song also happens to be my favorite

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Speaker 1: one to get intimate too.

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Speaker 2: Who under the Sea?

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Speaker 1: Okay, before I knew it, you walked out the door,

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Speaker 1: and immediately I sprinted to the spot where you played,

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Speaker 1: grabbed that guitar pick, off the floor and put it

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Speaker 1: underneath my tongue, just to feel closer to me.

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Speaker 2: Why did I predicted my head she was putting it

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Speaker 2: in her mouth. It just felt like that was what

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Speaker 2: was going to happen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the book's been there before. Respond to this and

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Speaker 1: tell me what part of my body you caught me scratching?

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Speaker 1: So I know it this year that signed Nikki.

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Speaker 2: That question was a mystery to me. All options for her.

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Speaker 1: This next misconnection is titled some More Than Just a

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Speaker 1: Feeling Man for Woman thirty one public Beach. Okay, He writes, Hey,

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Speaker 1: sugar queen, Oh you remember me. I was the white

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Speaker 1: dude with the red Hawaiian shirt sporting a Chinese mullet.

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Speaker 2: What does that even mean?

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Speaker 1: I have no idea. It says you were the plump

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Speaker 1: but sexy Senorita expertly toasting your marshmallow. Oh lay.

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Speaker 2: Accomplished? Like why put that word in it? Just say sexy.

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Speaker 1: We bonded over the perfect somoor ratio, one long square

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Speaker 1: of thick milk chocolate wedged between two big, perfect fluffy

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Speaker 1: white cheeks. I mean marshmallows pervy for some, but perfect

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Speaker 1: for us. Just as I was about to rise you

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Speaker 1: with my tongue flipping skills. You mentioned you received a

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Speaker 1: text saying you had to go because your uncle was

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Speaker 1: in a car that was hit by an airplane on

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Speaker 1: a bridge. When gonna steal that one, please use it

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Speaker 1: next time. I would stay, but my uncle was not

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Speaker 1: plan on the bridge.

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Speaker 2: It's crazy, was there?

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Speaker 1: He goes on my condolences?

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Speaker 2: Hey, how do you know he didn't survive?

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Speaker 1: After that, I went home and immediately wrote this and

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Speaker 1: I didn't even wash my hands. My iPad is covered

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Speaker 1: in melted marshmallows. That's how much you mean to me.

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Speaker 1: And that signed Troy parentheses. My friends call me t

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Speaker 1: Roy or toy boy.

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Speaker 2: Yourself that Troy.

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Speaker 1: It's got a lot of nicknames. Those are your Craigslist

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Speaker 1: misconnections for the week. We got your phone job

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Speaker 2: Coming up, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.