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Speaker 1: I refuse to let my husband be in the delivery

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Speaker 1: room for our first child. What he did to me

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Speaker 1: was way worse. Gotta do something really bad to be like, honey.

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Speaker 2: It's a boy. What I've heard? What did you say?

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Speaker 2: I've heard of like being out in the doghouse, but

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Speaker 2: being out of the delivery room. I mean, that's like

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Speaker 2: a whole other level that's been online.

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Speaker 1: Delivering this man straight to a divorce, it sounds. Here's

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Speaker 1: the annulment, here's the papers.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so I twenty three female and my husband twenty

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Speaker 2: four male, just had our first baby. Congratulations, congrats.

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Speaker 1: But like, whenever I hear an age lower than the

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Speaker 1: age I am and children, I'm like, holy shit, that's

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Speaker 1: crazy for a disaster. No, somebody will gonna do it.

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Speaker 1: I just know I couldn't do it for everyone who

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Speaker 1: has a child younger than twenty six. Idiots tie natalism, yeah, movements, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Look it up.

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Speaker 1: This whole group of people. Oh, they're like, hey, I

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Speaker 1: wish I wasn't born.

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Speaker 2: And what the anti birther thing means? Okay, I thought

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Speaker 2: it was like anti women who can get pregnant. It's anti.

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Speaker 1: It's also like anti like, hey, like I don't like

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Speaker 1: I don't want it to be born, and I don't

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Speaker 1: want anyone else to be born.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to birth myself.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I can't speak for everyone in the movie. Interesting, okay,

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Speaker 1: beat Some people like correcting, correct me if I'm wrong.

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Speaker 2: The leader of the anticho, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Just speaking out of my Most of the time, I'm

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Speaker 1: speaking out of my ass.

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Speaker 2: Yes, well, the more the more you know, I'm educated. Now.

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Speaker 2: My husband was so excited and super supportive and caring

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Speaker 2: throughout the pregnancy. The only thing is that he became

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Speaker 2: slightly obsessed with watching YouTube and TikTok videos of husbands

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Speaker 2: pulling pranks on their wife's while in labor. That is

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Speaker 2: quite a specific genre.

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Speaker 1: Wow, dang, like your most vulnerable moment and you're just

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Speaker 1: like putting a whoope cushion.

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Speaker 3: Under it, Frank tig babe, a lot of beans before

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Speaker 3: the delivery room.

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Speaker 2: You have the doctorate on it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, lady, I'm designated or I'm prescribing you to uh

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Speaker 4: please put some pants on and that are air tight

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Speaker 4: because of those farts.

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Speaker 2: Stankang, you can use some gas X there, lady getting

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Speaker 2: the doctor on the imagine like thes like prank. It's

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Speaker 2: just my boy.

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Speaker 3: It was my boy the whole time, consent of morphine.

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Speaker 3: He's been giving you a fire.

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Speaker 1: Ass crack just delivered your baby. As Crack is the

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Speaker 1: name of the boyfriend's friend by the ah crash, crack,

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Speaker 1: crackle and as pop.

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Speaker 2: Now. I clearly stated my distaste for these videos and

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Speaker 2: asked him not to do anything like what he saw.

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Speaker 2: He agreed and continuing to joke about it from time

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Speaker 2: to time, but I brushed it off since I trusted

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Speaker 2: him and thought nothing would come of it. First, mistakes

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Speaker 2: always going to be all It's Sam. We know in

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Speaker 2: these Reddit stories, it's always going to be okay at

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Speaker 2: the end. That's that's the one thing we've learned. No,

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Speaker 2: that is the one thing.

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Speaker 1: Like happily ever after all the time, every time on Reddit,

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Speaker 1: let's get to this happily Ever after the day of

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Speaker 1: the delivery came and I had been in labor for

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Speaker 1: eight hours twelve hours, twelve hours.

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Speaker 2: Of total labor. Is it a long time or a

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Speaker 2: small time?

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Speaker 1: I feel like that's uh, medium time, I would guess

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Speaker 1: mid range, yes, mid range. I uh oh, Everyone in

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Speaker 1: the comments who has given birth, let us know how

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Speaker 1: long you were in labor for I'm actually I'm curious.

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Speaker 2: Well, we'll see, we'll get to see the range.

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Speaker 1: I want to see.

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Speaker 3: Me.

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Speaker 1: Let's let's let's see what the actual number is.

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Speaker 2: We can look up the actual number. But to me,

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Speaker 2: the only true number will be the okop fank to

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Speaker 2: me is the only statistic that will matter.

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Speaker 1: It's like a work day, twelve and nineteen hours.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, oh wow, so it's like art on the

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Speaker 2: low end. Yeah, thanks, all right, twelve hours. Well we're

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Speaker 2: not done yet. Just wow, worm. I would know because

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Speaker 2: I'm a man. I tell you about your body. Just kidding.

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Speaker 2: A Republican senator, Yeah no, I'm not so. Eventually that'll

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Speaker 2: be clipped. Okop becomes misogynistic from publican senators. So I

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Speaker 2: had just finished another round of contractions when my husband

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Speaker 2: lets out the loudest fart. Oh dude, we called it.

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Speaker 2: We called it. We called it. It was gonna be a

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Speaker 2: whoope cushion. He turns to me and says, what the

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Speaker 2: hell have you been eating? Ope? It smells disgusting. We

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Speaker 2: called it. You literally called it, wow, making a joke.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know he's going to be that much of

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Speaker 2: an ass. We just assumed that like, what's like the dumbest,

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Speaker 2: like most like juvenile thing prank you could possibly pull,

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Speaker 2: And it just so happened that he was also the

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Speaker 2: dumbest and most juvenile person to pull that it was

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Speaker 2: it was you. I immediately recognized that as one of

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Speaker 2: the prank videos. Wow, So I guess this is like

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Speaker 2: a whole thing that's like a popular like oh man, yeah.

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Speaker 1: An inventive Like it's not an inventive prank, Like, why

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I guess the classics never die. O

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Speaker 2: kop farts coming to you soon, okay farts. Outraged at

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Speaker 2: him not honoring what I asked him not to do,

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Speaker 2: I demanded that he leave the delivery room now.

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Speaker 1: Which is I think? I think that's fine. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 1: you fart my delivery room. You're getting kicked out.

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Speaker 2: Get out. I don't care who you are. Out the baby.

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Speaker 1: I swear that baby's first gasp of air into this

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Speaker 1: beautiful world is your fart.

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Speaker 2: It's your methane. Bro, are you kidding me? Get out here?

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Speaker 1: I want my baby to like drink in the fresh

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Speaker 1: mountain air, you know, not your sky, stinky asshole.

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Speaker 2: The flatulation. Your ass juice is not welcome in my

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Speaker 2: baby's lung.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, that should go without saying. We're on Reddit.

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Speaker 2: We have to tell them. We need to create the

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Speaker 2: rules for people.

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Speaker 5: Anyone watching trying to get inspiration from the degradation of

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Speaker 5: society right here, Like people will just fart anywhere they please,

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Speaker 5: you know, do not fart in the labor room.

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Speaker 2: You know, that's a stance that we will proudly take on.

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Speaker 3: This.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, anti labor room farts' starting a movement.

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Speaker 2: We're here for you, ladies.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeahs feminists allies, Yeah for sure than fart allies

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Speaker 6: or anti anti fart oules.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, anti fart allies. There we go, there we go.

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Speaker 1: Like, I feel like, there's not many places that I

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Speaker 1: like like within five feet of the casket, don't fart.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you if you feel like leave, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Well, honestly, that's kind of worse because if you're on

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Speaker 1: the way out, then your butt's facing towards the.

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Speaker 2: True open casket. But dilemma is like, is there enough

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Speaker 2: time to make it here? In my opinion, it's like

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Speaker 2: they tried.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean they do actually is

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Speaker 1: you just have to make sure that you're going the

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Speaker 1: same speed that your fart is going out, and then

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Speaker 1: your fart will stay the same face face.

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Speaker 2: There we go, No your farts, ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: My husband stross all of our female audience. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: part tangent. Bye, ladies.

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Speaker 2: He started arguing, saying that it was just a joke,

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Speaker 2: but I insisted that he leave, and luckily the nurse

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Speaker 2: helped him get out. So yeah, the nurse was likens Ye, bro,

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Speaker 2: that's so funny. Damn bro. I went through the last

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Speaker 2: four hours of labor by myself since my family lives

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Speaker 2: out of state and I'm not close to my mother

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Speaker 2: in law.

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Speaker 1: That sucks. That sucks, sucks. But I guess, like you

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Speaker 1: were faced with a choice, would you rather have a

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Speaker 1: fart or just nothing?

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Speaker 2: Empty air? We chose.

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Speaker 1: We chose empty air.

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Speaker 2: Empty air. That's the sound it makes. After the delivery.

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Speaker 2: I told the nurse that he could come back in

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Speaker 2: I tell him why I kicked him. Out, and I

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Speaker 2: calmly told him the reason. She said she didn't want

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Speaker 1: Literally, she was very clear about it, and he agreed, Like,

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Speaker 1: you broke the fart contract, dude. The fart contract is

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Speaker 1: a sacred Oh, it's a sacred bond that goes back

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Speaker 1: before mankind even was around this.

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Speaker 2: This goes back to the orangutanks. There's no there's no

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Speaker 2: we couldn't write. There was no signature. We had to

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Speaker 2: sign it with our scent. Okay, we did. You let

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Speaker 2: to know that you're it's gone.

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Speaker 1: And each part is unique. It's like a fingerprint. That's right,

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Speaker 1: That's how we are. Idle.

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Speaker 2: Don't take that. We will see we we we will

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Speaker 2: start ID.

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Speaker 1: We mean sue and we will make you sign that

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Speaker 2: But honestly, I mean we could we could also just

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Speaker 2: like quit okyop and then just start fart ID as

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Speaker 2: our start ID. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I think I think it's an next billion dollar idea.

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Speaker 1: I think so if you want to fund fart I

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Speaker 1: d please go to our patreon uh patreon dot com.

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Speaker 1: Slash o Kop is an okop or Okop show, okop show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okop show, and please fund our parts, fund

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Speaker 2: Fund our parts. Thank you. At this point, my husband

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Speaker 2: hasn't talked to me in a week, and his mom

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Speaker 2: is still taking his side, saying that I was a

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Speaker 2: complete for kicking him out. You think the mom would

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Speaker 1: She ever had someone fart while in the delivery room.

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Speaker 2: Apparently not.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you know this is the only option, fart on

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Speaker 2: My last words are yikes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, to do that, that would be disrespectful, wouldn't it.

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Speaker 2: It would.

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Speaker 1: So if it was disrespectful at the start of someone's life,

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Speaker 1: why would it not be disrespectful at the bottom at

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Speaker 2: The circle of arts, the circles. Now, normally he would

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Speaker 2: defend me from her, but at this time he completely

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Speaker 2: for the birth of our first kid, and especially when

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Speaker 2: he got to cut the cord. But I still kicked

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Speaker 2: him out and refused to let him back in. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: the nurse asked a few times if I wanted to

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Speaker 2: bring back in, but each time I said no. So

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Speaker 2: am I the a hole for kicking out my husband

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Speaker 2: after a stupid prank that he agreed to do. Now

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Speaker 2: there is a quick update, Sam, but as of right now,

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Speaker 2: ahole or not for op? What are you feeling?

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Speaker 1: And also everyone all right, I think farting at the

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Speaker 1: delivery room bad taste for sure, yep. But I feel

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Speaker 2: And like, don't like, look I kicked you out once,

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Speaker 1: Which she shouldn't have to do. She's in fucking late.

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Speaker 1: But I can understand him, like just like like doing

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Speaker 2: Birth is kind of Yeah, it's like I feel like

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Speaker 2: I don't know, that's like, that's that's that's a pretty

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I think not quite the a hole because she

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Speaker 2: He told me that I had no right to kick

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Speaker 1: I think that's not true. I think it's his thing,

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Speaker 2: I think he's been there, but but like, how can

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Speaker 2: That's great, I guess maybe it's just like silently like

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Speaker 1: Oh man, yeah, I see that he's hurt, but like

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Speaker 2: Of he's going so so so far right now, Like

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Speaker 2: my goodness, I didn't say anything else to him. I

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Speaker 1: Of sounds like an asshole, dude.

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Speaker 2: Sorry for the update. Sorry for the long update, but

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Speaker 1: I understand why he's mad. For sure, I understand why

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Speaker 2: If literally imagine their marriage ended over. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, but it's the thing is, it's never just the fart.

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Speaker 1: It's never just everything behind the fart.

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Speaker 2: It's everything in the intestines, is everything in.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's what you're eating, you're taking it. It's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think.

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Speaker 1: I think there's a lot more wrong and this relationship

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Speaker 1: I think we're now we're just seeing the symptoms of it,

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Speaker 2: Pretty fucked up. That to me is like, do you

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Speaker 2: want to get your get back? Ye? Care about getting

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Speaker 2: your get back more than your child, Yeah, more than

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Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty asshole behavior. So I would say, I want

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Speaker 1: understand why he's mad. I think the like I think

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Speaker 1: But maybe she knows how he would react. Maybe she

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Speaker 1: It's a rough city, and it's like, dude, like she

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I think assuming that there's more beneath

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Speaker 2: you can you can wipe her of the ahole.

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Speaker 1: He it can absolve her of her a whole selves

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Speaker 1: suing me for everything, Okay, Opie, when your parents sue you,

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Speaker 1: that's an issue. Come on, don't like you have you

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Speaker 1: not made out enough money? Already supposed to be family

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Speaker 2: Dollars for this bullshit. Start an ony, fans.

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Speaker 1: It starts heavy, y'all. My thirty six female sister died

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Speaker 1: She'd be disappointed, but it is what it is. My

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Speaker 1: She worked a lot, but not to support us. She

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Speaker 2: First, dude, that's so sad, tragic, building her whole life

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Speaker 1: When she died, her attorney read her will to me.

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Speaker 1: Of eventually this was all extremely overwhelming to hear, especially

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I think we're about to find out

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Speaker 1: At the funeral, my parents asked me how I was

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Speaker 1: I shrugged. At the time, I didn't know all the details. Anyway, Well,

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Speaker 1: That's crazy, which also means they were like definitely hiding it.

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Speaker 1: They brought a they brought a realtor over and toward

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Speaker 2: It's all fine.

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Speaker 1: We're just going to sell your sister's house, okay, even

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Speaker 1: That's right, baby, laid down that law. They couldn't sell it,

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Speaker 2: See me at my attorney.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's crazy when you're meeting your family with

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Speaker 2: Oh God, do not want to.

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Speaker 1: Be there you today? My attorney explained the will to

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Speaker 2: What kind of father are you like? Actually? So garbage? God?

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Speaker 1: My mother began ugly sobbing, telling the attorney he was wrong.

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Speaker 1: Her daughter would not leave the house to someone like me. Bro,

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Speaker 1: the attorney. The meeting short, and now we're preparing for

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Speaker 2: Wow, I just.

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Speaker 1: Want to sleep and avoid all of this. Just some

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Speaker 2: Really trying to like finesse their way out of that one.

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Speaker 1: Updates, though, there are updates of the story. Okay, as

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Speaker 1: for the grades and me failing my classes, I did

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Speaker 1: about it.

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Speaker 3: Lame.

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Speaker 1: It's fine though, I did sign up for my school's

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Speaker 1: to in the house. Thanks to everyone who helped me

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Speaker 1: with the home stuff too. I'll be sure to watch

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Speaker 1: the home insurance bill or get a financial advisor or something.

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Speaker 1: My sister's degrees in mine are in the same field,

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Speaker 1: so I'll be continuing her business too, and I'll need

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Speaker 1: a real estate attorney to redo the leases on her

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Speaker 1: other rentals. I guess I don't know how to do

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Speaker 1: all of this, and it's kind of overwhelming.

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Speaker 2: That's amazing. Readit came in clutch bro and like she's

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Speaker 2: taking over the sister's business. That's that's awesome. That's awesome.

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Speaker 2: Like I feel like that's what her sister would have wanted. Yes,

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Speaker 2: one hundred. So final update.

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Speaker 1: My father sent me a text apologizing, said he wanted

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Speaker 1: to sell the house because of the market right now,

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Speaker 1: but won't push me. I'll give more details at some point,

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Speaker 1: going to see how this plays out, and I'll give

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Speaker 1: the official update at some point later. Man, Like, so

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Speaker 1: he wanted to sell the house because that was at

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Speaker 1: the peak of the market, then why did no?

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Speaker 2: No, that's that's Cap. That's Cap, that's Cap. They were

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Speaker 2: just trying to get that money. They were for making

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Speaker 2: the best of a bad situation. Facts. She did it,

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Speaker 2: She did it.

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Speaker 1: The phone company switched my number with a Chinese restaurant

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Speaker 1: and now I'm getting angry calls from all their customers.

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Speaker 2: Okayop, I'm not a restaurant either. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're

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Speaker 2: not at reschool.

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Speaker 1: You all you restaurants out there, I'm coming for you.

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Speaker 1: I'm shutting you down.

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Speaker 2: I'm giving you the.

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Speaker 1: OVID, making sure that you can't open up your business

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Speaker 1: doors until next decade. Yoh, bam, I just saw the

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Speaker 1: post for Op's home number was one digit off from

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Speaker 1: a Chinese restaurant back.

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Speaker 2: In the day.

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Speaker 1: We moved into a new town and on the first

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Speaker 1: night discovered that the phone company gave us the number

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Speaker 1: of a Chinese restaurant that had closed six months earlier.

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Speaker 2: That sucks.

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Speaker 1: Literally dozens of times every Friday and Saturday night our

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Speaker 1: phone rang from people who had old menus back when

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Speaker 1: there were paper menus. I figured if I just told

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Speaker 1: her when they closed, it would only take a couple

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Speaker 1: of weeks before the calls stopped.

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Speaker 2: Narrator.

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Speaker 1: The calls continued for months. This is how the calls

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Speaker 1: went me. Every time I answered the phone, Hi, China

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Speaker 1: Blossom closed wrong number, Eight out of ten callers said okay,

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Speaker 1: sorry bye. Ten percent of callers what why do they close?

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Speaker 1: When did that happen? Do you know any other good

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Speaker 1: Chinese places they really closed? Huh, they're really good? So

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Speaker 1: did they convert the restaurant to apartments?

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Speaker 2: Or something. What's that like?

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Speaker 1: I was not living in an abandoned Chinese restaurant. I

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Speaker 1: just had their old number. But the other ten percent, oh,

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Speaker 1: the other ten percent, right, so we've gone over the

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Speaker 1: eight out of ten. We've gone around the ten percent,

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Speaker 1: they said, hengry jerk.

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Speaker 2: No they did not close.

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Speaker 1: No, they did not close me. Yes, sorry they closed.

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Speaker 1: Oh I drove by today. You're open. Cut it out

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Speaker 1: and take my order. Gosh darn it, that's amazing me.

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Speaker 1: They closed by. Thanks up. Angry jerk calls back and

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Speaker 1: I answer because for reasons I need to answer my phone.

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Speaker 1: And this was just before you could screen calls me. Seriously,

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Speaker 1: stop calling. They closed, Angry jerk. Justf and take my order.

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Speaker 1: I know you're opened. Me sure, what can I get you?

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Speaker 6: Hey?

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Speaker 2: Angry jerk orders? You want rice? With that? Okay? Forty

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Speaker 2: five minutes.

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Speaker 1: Forty five minutes later, when the person is sitting in

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Speaker 1: an empty parking lot outside of closed the restaurant, the

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Speaker 1: phone rings, angry jerk.

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Speaker 2: What the f? There's no lights on, the doors locked?

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Speaker 2: Where's my food?

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Speaker 3: Me?

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Speaker 2: I told you it's closed.

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Speaker 1: There we go, ladies, gentlemen, that that is how you

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Speaker 1: get people to stop doing that,