WEBVTT - Ep 255: Most Wild Only Fans Requests

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<v Speaker 1>I guess what decision we're about to make horrible decisions.

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<v Speaker 1>We are not starting like that again. Okay, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's called horrible decisions of what I but um,

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<v Speaker 1>I am reformed. My wholeness has been deleted. It's being gone.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't do it. Who my wholeness was? I know

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<v Speaker 1>you stille, but my wholeness was deleted. I had a

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<v Speaker 1>moment and I was wiped out over a hill. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>oh is that yeah? That's how it works? It sure is. Okay, anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>Happy Black History Month. Everyone is um the queens of

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<v Speaker 1>horrible decisions. As you know, our show has been around

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<v Speaker 1>for about say sinios now, and it's a long running

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<v Speaker 1>black show. Yeah, it is. It's crazy because so I

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<v Speaker 1>followed this. I followed I'm literally it's so engulfed into

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<v Speaker 1>everything podcasting. I read that there is none of the

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<v Speaker 1>top shows currently are newer than two years old. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's also it also said something like there's millions of podcasts,

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<v Speaker 1>but only like two hundred and something thousand or even active,

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<v Speaker 1>Like so many people start podcasts and don't keep and

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<v Speaker 1>don't keep going, like it's amazing, like that we're wreaking

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<v Speaker 1>here six years later and five years later to also

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<v Speaker 1>like add with that, the interesting thing about podcasting deals

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<v Speaker 1>and things like that and things to get started is

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<v Speaker 1>two things happen when deals acquire right. Either a podcast

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<v Speaker 1>is doing well and they want to jump on it

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<v Speaker 1>before anyone else does, or they want to be the

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<v Speaker 1>first to break it. And the difficult thing about being

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<v Speaker 1>the first to break it is networks lose so much

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<v Speaker 1>money it's called a loss leader. Basically um being able

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<v Speaker 1>to say, oh, we have this show now and they're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be great, but no one's ever heard it, like

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<v Speaker 1>a network unleashing a brand new show that doesn't exist.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean a lot of times I feel like that's

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<v Speaker 1>what unfortunately has taken away from like just the average

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<v Speaker 1>person starting a podcast because all the famous, a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of the a lot of the networks want to bank on, well,

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<v Speaker 1>this person has a celebrity, this much following, we should

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<v Speaker 1>be getting this much traction on a brand new podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>And to be fair, celebrities don't always resonate with like

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<v Speaker 1>having really anything interesting to say for her. For I

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<v Speaker 1>was talking to um done Rowlings today because he wants

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<v Speaker 1>to come in from l A and film in the

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<v Speaker 1>studio and he was like, bro, I'm so sorry to

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<v Speaker 1>people telling me like what my podcast is supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm like famous. He's like, I don't like give

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<v Speaker 1>a funk about that famous nigger ship. Like I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>comedian at the end of the day, I'm a good

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<v Speaker 1>interviewer and I know I am, and I want to

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<v Speaker 1>produce a show that I want to do, not this

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<v Speaker 1>like famous person show with like big guests like Nigga.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm funny, and I think that that's a really good

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<v Speaker 1>leg to stand on. One He's right, he is, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>iconic and funny, but it's true, Like can you imagine

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<v Speaker 1>being that big of a star and then someone like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is what you should be doing because this is

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<v Speaker 1>what what everybody else does, the Joe Rogans and then

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<v Speaker 1>this person and that person. It's like it must suck

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<v Speaker 1>because you're like, man, I just want a podcast because

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<v Speaker 1>podcasting at its most natural state is to me no outline,

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<v Speaker 1>almost like free flowing. I mean, Horrible Decisions has an ouline,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know what I mean, like, it's not this

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<v Speaker 1>week I disagree fully with with Like now it has

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<v Speaker 1>an outline, but it doesn't. I'm saying we have a

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<v Speaker 1>like a thing that we do. I think the shows

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<v Speaker 1>without outlines are the ones that aren't getting the deals

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<v Speaker 1>and the ones that I don't. Even Brewing Idiots has

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<v Speaker 1>a structure and outline. Joe has a structure and outline,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm saying it's an outline and not for real,

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<v Speaker 1>like we have a free flowing conversation. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>you're hearing what I'm saying like outline as far as

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<v Speaker 1>like we know what to expect at the top or

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the show. That's what I meant by outlaw.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the way that we write it out, we never

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<v Speaker 1>follow it like T to T to T. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>the daily It's not Ted Talks right, Like we have

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<v Speaker 1>a free er flowing podcast and all of the popular

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<v Speaker 1>ones the same. Dude Builds podcast is three hours of nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's so good because you don't know what you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get next. Sometimes I think those structured ones like

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<v Speaker 1>you feel like you're almost watching a TV show. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's what makes podcasts is so cool is you get

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<v Speaker 1>to listen to humans just talk and like talk about anything.

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<v Speaker 1>There's things that you've said that you may not feel

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<v Speaker 1>the same about anymore. Same for me, because who knows

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<v Speaker 1>that spent so many hours of my life talking like

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<v Speaker 1>this is just conversational ship. I also want you all

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<v Speaker 1>to know because again I read you'all motherfucking comments. This

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<v Speaker 1>isn't me arguing I agree to disagree. The podcast that

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoy, the podcast that I listened to as a consumer,

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<v Speaker 1>are structured. I know what I'm getting from the what

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<v Speaker 1>do you think I'm already said? The read has a

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<v Speaker 1>structured outline. I know I'm going to get the black person,

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<v Speaker 1>the black excellence. I know i'm gonna get the hot topics,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know i'm gonna get the listener letters, and

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<v Speaker 1>then the read for brilliant idiots. I know i'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get the ship we don't care about Tomorrow. I know

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<v Speaker 1>i'm gonna get their church and out Smith. I know

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<v Speaker 1>i'm gonna get I like the segments with Joe Button.

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<v Speaker 1>I know i'm gonna get the catch up of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Then they're gonna dive into music, then they're gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>into current events, and I know I'm ending with sleep,

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<v Speaker 1>so maybe and then, but then I also listened to

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<v Speaker 1>True Crime. I love docuseries on podcasting. I love things

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<v Speaker 1>that for sure are scripted. For sure, there's a narrator.

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<v Speaker 1>I love when there's music put in, when when the tone,

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<v Speaker 1>generations and outlines are different. The way that I listen

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<v Speaker 1>to podcasting, which is what I'm saying, there's been not

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<v Speaker 1>one podcast and I try to get into the new ones,

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<v Speaker 1>even if we get into fucking poor minds and what

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<v Speaker 1>they've been able to do, if we get into Cocktails

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<v Speaker 1>who has also been on this show. Every podcast that

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<v Speaker 1>I actually feel like I can listen to on a

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<v Speaker 1>weekly has segments that they stick to weekly. Do doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>flow like uh one to three, four, five, six, No,

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<v Speaker 1>But there's a structure and there's an outline, and I know,

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<v Speaker 1>person I don't want to go. I'm not listening to

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<v Speaker 1>the Joe Rogan's, I'm not listening to the Bill Burds

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't want to go into a podcast and

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<v Speaker 1>not know what the funk I'm listening to. I already

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<v Speaker 1>listened to six podcasts minimum a week. I love knowing

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm tuning in for. So there's something interesting about that,

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<v Speaker 1>because the reason that it's important to know what some

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<v Speaker 1>of just does this mean our job? The Joe Rogans

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<v Speaker 1>of The Bill Berds or whatever, right, like they're in

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<v Speaker 1>a category that, yeah, they're white, the ones we don't exist, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And so there is something, whether it's my demographic or not,

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<v Speaker 1>that people are enjoying about it. And one thing I

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<v Speaker 1>have learned, at least with horrible decisions, the best content

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<v Speaker 1>from the show is not something we knew we were

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<v Speaker 1>going to talk about. The best contents I've seen I'm

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<v Speaker 1>brilliant Those moments that you cannot write down and create,

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<v Speaker 1>that is what I'm talking about that makes podcasting so good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not the outline e ship. It's just not and

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<v Speaker 1>never will be, you know, like when you have to

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<v Speaker 1>be so rigid and follow something, it may not come

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<v Speaker 1>off as natural. To me. When I listened to a

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<v Speaker 1>Ted Talks or Daily or True Crime, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm listening to something heavily produced that could be TV,

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<v Speaker 1>not almost podcasting, right, because podcasting, I think of it

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<v Speaker 1>as The Read was probably the first podcast I really

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<v Speaker 1>sunk my teeth into. And to me, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm listening to two friends. Yeah, I know what they're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna talk about, people that we're gonna talk about sex.

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<v Speaker 1>I don'rmally listen to hot topics, but it doesn't feel

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<v Speaker 1>as rigid as a daily or a Ted talk, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And I think that's what I mean by like putting

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<v Speaker 1>those parameters on podcasting makes it hard when you have

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<v Speaker 1>two people that don't need anything. Whatever you came up

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<v Speaker 1>with today. If your phone died and my phone died

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<v Speaker 1>and we had no outline, the show would still go

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<v Speaker 1>on because I'm good at my job and so were you. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>That's why we've done the show for six years. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think you can recreate things like this. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>I think famous people are fucked with their show because

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<v Speaker 1>they've been making TV and having ship produced for them

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<v Speaker 1>that they have to follow. And podcasting, nigga, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>just birth the good podcast. You have it or you don't.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what's cool about regular people like us, right, making

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast that aren't quote unquote celebrities like that is

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<v Speaker 1>the real sauce. And that's how I'm able to like

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<v Speaker 1>getting in maneuvering rooms and talk to someone that's huge,

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<v Speaker 1>and I could still be like, oh, I'm here, because yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I did do that well at podcasting. I really think

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<v Speaker 1>that those normal quote unquote people, podcasters and a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of the true crime people are which makes it even

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<v Speaker 1>crazier to me that they haven't had some huge famous

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<v Speaker 1>person to a true crime pod yet. But I love

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<v Speaker 1>that about that. I felt like when I was listening

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<v Speaker 1>to Jesus and Marrow, like that's what I had. The

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<v Speaker 1>brilliant idiots gives you that vibe. Even though Charlotte Mee

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew Stults are super famous, Joe Budden is a famous

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<v Speaker 1>person that gave people that vibe. A lot of famous

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<v Speaker 1>people cannot do that. That's why they're failing. Bro. I

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<v Speaker 1>think Joe Rogan too, I don't like, I know, people

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<v Speaker 1>say he was famous before and the fear factor thing,

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<v Speaker 1>but I really don't think people clicked on Joe Rogan Rogan,

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<v Speaker 1>do you? I mean, I mean he was. He was

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<v Speaker 1>on our TV like for decades while we were growing,

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<v Speaker 1>and he didn't have a podcast, and he had a

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<v Speaker 1>podcast before podcast. But really yeah, he's been doing that

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<v Speaker 1>ship for a long time. So yeah, like, um, he's

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<v Speaker 1>he's a very good interview. I just have a different perspective.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally, if I have advice for anyone that's starting

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast, I would never tell people don't care how

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<v Speaker 1>fucking interesting they think they are. I would never, never

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<v Speaker 1>ever give the advice of someone to go into a

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<v Speaker 1>room and sit in front of a mic and just

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<v Speaker 1>talk without an outline. I think you guys are comparing

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<v Speaker 1>structures and segments will structure segment. But regardless, we're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about but yeah, but I'm agreeing. I agree with that.

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<v Speaker 1>But to me, But to me, you freestyle, but I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I can say. I can say today we're gonna talk

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<v Speaker 1>about politics. It's it's it's something very vague and it's

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<v Speaker 1>just a topic. And then we free flow because we're

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<v Speaker 1>opinionated people, however, and we have opinions, which I have

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<v Speaker 1>friends who have worked on scripted pods with celebrities that

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<v Speaker 1>literally are waiting for their scripts. They because a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people also fear their opinion. Because it's got a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of celebrity interviews. It's opening up the floodgates for

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<v Speaker 1>people to not only share their opinion, but then receive

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<v Speaker 1>the criticism, and a lot of people are not open

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<v Speaker 1>to that. But also a lot of people don't have

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<v Speaker 1>their own opinions. They're regurgitating things that they see on

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<v Speaker 1>Twitter or from other podcasters, And now what's separating you

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<v Speaker 1>from everyone else. But at the end of the day.

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<v Speaker 1>If you live in fucking South Carolina and you and

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<v Speaker 1>your homies are just sitting in front of a mic,

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<v Speaker 1>what makes me want to listen to you more than

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<v Speaker 1>anyone else? And I'm sorry If I just tune in

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<v Speaker 1>and you sitting here talking about nothing and I have

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<v Speaker 1>no idea why I'm tuning into you, I'm sorry. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not culture interesting because I feel like people can only

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<v Speaker 1>take probably one or two at least. I'm that person

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<v Speaker 1>like four or five in mind, Like, I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>have different Everyone has a different opinion, and I love also,

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<v Speaker 1>like when you are someone that just starts one off,

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<v Speaker 1>what's gonna make me want to listen to you talk

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<v Speaker 1>about it more than I do to breakfast class. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be honest with you. But see, the thing is

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<v Speaker 1>you have to have I really wanted. Well, you're a podcaster,

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<v Speaker 1>Bridgie Kelly is a famous person. You were a podcaster,

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<v Speaker 1>a good podcaster, Like, yeah, but have a reputation for that, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't have. I have a reputation for talking

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<v Speaker 1>about sucking dick. No one. I don't think anyone really cared.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I have a reputation for talking about sucking dick,

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm awesome, good at what the from. But that's

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. I don't think anyone necessarily thought I

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<v Speaker 1>could say much about music. That's not true. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying from what I've read, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>people thought much. People still call us when they introduced

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<v Speaker 1>us on other podcasts we were just on reasonably shady.

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<v Speaker 1>They said, we have the biggest hos, not that we

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<v Speaker 1>have two women who have carved their way out in

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<v Speaker 1>podcasting and are great at what the funk they do. No,

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<v Speaker 1>we're still getting introduced on another podcasts. It's not bothering

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<v Speaker 1>me unlike people are. It's horrible, but it's not bothering me.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm just saying is is in this space and

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<v Speaker 1>you can feel free to give your advice on podcasting.

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<v Speaker 1>What you've been able to do and where you take

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<v Speaker 1>your podcasting career is different than where I'm taking my

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<v Speaker 1>podcast career. We both the same way when we sat

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<v Speaker 1>on Brilliant Idiots Fucking Charlemagne lives by audio and swears

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<v Speaker 1>by audio, Andrew Schultz lives and swears by video. They

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<v Speaker 1>both are phenomenal of what the funk they do, and

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<v Speaker 1>their geniuses in their prospective Pockets, and I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>the same. So I just want to agree to disagree.

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<v Speaker 1>But I personally listen to five or six uh curt

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<v Speaker 1>event music based podcast during the week, and I love

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<v Speaker 1>it because I know I'm going to get a different

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<v Speaker 1>opinion from those people. That's crazy. I don't I do

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<v Speaker 1>oh my friends or my friends, heyde, my friends, my homegirl,

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<v Speaker 1>we just went to Aruba. She was at my house

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<v Speaker 1>for a week. I'm I'm doing my makeup to podcasts.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, bro, can we talk? Afro beats literally all

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<v Speaker 1>my friends listen to. She was like, is this this

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<v Speaker 1>this Joe? Oh, they're kind of interesting. She she knows

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<v Speaker 1>ish and so we're listening to Joe's pod. This is

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<v Speaker 1>when I was where where were we? Where did me

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<v Speaker 1>and Crystal just go somewhere? But I had heard listen

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<v Speaker 1>to Joe my friends know if you with me and

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<v Speaker 1>the Bluetooth is mine, baby, we're listening to people talk

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<v Speaker 1>while we're getting ready hearing people talking. But I've learned

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<v Speaker 1>over the years that podcasting for me, what makes me

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<v Speaker 1>so different is that I don't replay. And Brianna and

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<v Speaker 1>I were talking about this because Brianna play what, so

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I can't like it that I won't replay myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't. I don't listen to myself. I don't. But

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people replay, right, especially in the beginning,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't replay listen to other podcasts because I want

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<v Speaker 1>to be the most natural that I can be. In

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning, I really wanted to learn a lot about podcasting,

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<v Speaker 1>so I was listening to a lot. But I would

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<v Speaker 1>catch myself maybe even saying something that I didn't even realize,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it coul almost seem like you're stealing something, but

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<v Speaker 1>you're really not. You just listen to something for hours,

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<v Speaker 1>so you may repeat the same joke and like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>never going to be the person that can do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's so embarrassing, you know what I'm saying. So

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<v Speaker 1>like I choose not to. And it's funny because Alex

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<v Speaker 1>said to me the other day something about so and

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<v Speaker 1>so who records here. I was like really, and he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, Nike, do you listen to podcasts? I was like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>fucking work with the right forty hours a week during podcasting,

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<v Speaker 1>horrible decisions for facts sake, the Patreon tre both and

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<v Speaker 1>then on top of that owning the studio, Like, I

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<v Speaker 1>get really scared that I will turn into a podcast

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<v Speaker 1>like Robot. So I'm that I try to do my

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<v Speaker 1>best and like I literally wake up and read pot News.

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<v Speaker 1>So pod news is that's but no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's website. It goes to my email. So before I

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<v Speaker 1>do literally anything, I wake up and I read pot News.

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<v Speaker 1>So pot news is I want to say they're connected

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<v Speaker 1>to pot people. I'm not sure. But I learned about

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<v Speaker 1>all of the acquisitions. I learned about the different trends

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<v Speaker 1>in the industry. Um, that's where I just came out

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<v Speaker 1>with this. Like when I said this that earlier, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I know who's buying who. And when I was in accounting,

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<v Speaker 1>I used to want to be in mergers and acquisitions.

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<v Speaker 1>So the same way Stitcher is now a part of

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<v Speaker 1>Serious x M shout out to Stitcher, well, because then

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<v Speaker 1>it's really good to listen, to pay attention to if

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<v Speaker 1>you buy stocks and if you invest. Yeah. So so

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<v Speaker 1>the way that it's mid roles Stitcher and Serious that

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<v Speaker 1>is all like a merger and acquisition, the way that

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<v Speaker 1>Spotify ball match it. So mind you as a podcaster,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking because now I'm seeing where the money is going,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's why you know, shout out to who we

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<v Speaker 1>just signed with it I was able to get like

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<v Speaker 1>a seven figure deal, Like it's fucking just like just

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<v Speaker 1>just knowing the landscape of what you're doing. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's the same whether you're incorporate, if you are in finance.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to you want to see where where everything

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<v Speaker 1>is changing. I think those are two different things. Like

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<v Speaker 1>when I should definitely like know about it's just I

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<v Speaker 1>can't listen to it as entertainment anymore because I'm an

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<v Speaker 1>entertainer and I feel like I'm like, I gotta be

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<v Speaker 1>as natural as I can't. I remember when I started

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<v Speaker 1>my TV show, because that to me was a milestone

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, this has got to be good.

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<v Speaker 1>I maybe wanted to watch a few episodes of people

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<v Speaker 1>that have shows like mine or comps, which is something

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<v Speaker 1>you can compare it to, right if you've ever like

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<v Speaker 1>made a deck for something, you might put a comp

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<v Speaker 1>of what it is. And so when I watched some

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<v Speaker 1>of the comps, I was like, oh no, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>watch this anymore because now my mannerisms are going to

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<v Speaker 1>look like this person then, or I'm going to try

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<v Speaker 1>to like fix what I'm doing, Like I can only

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<v Speaker 1>be lazy and if I'm not her then like, this

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<v Speaker 1>isn't what these people paid for me for. This is

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<v Speaker 1>why people are gonna tute into it. I'm gonna start

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<v Speaker 1>turning into something else. Like it's it's a hard like

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<v Speaker 1>give and take because even for Audible, you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>working on producing podcasts for one of the biggest fucking

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<v Speaker 1>black directors. Like he's a hundred millionaire a million times over.

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<v Speaker 1>People are waiting to see what he's making next, and

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<v Speaker 1>this is his first time doing podcasts, and like, how

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<v Speaker 1>can I not listen to it? But I'm terrified that

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<v Speaker 1>I will make it sound like another one. And it's

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<v Speaker 1>that like it's this thin line of how can I

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<v Speaker 1>learn and not emulate inspiration outside of the room they

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<v Speaker 1>already in? Yeah, how can you really end in? Inspiration

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<v Speaker 1>is a big deal to when people say that you know,

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<v Speaker 1>horrible decisions and inspired inspired them. You know, I always

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<v Speaker 1>am uh grateful. But at the same time, if I

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<v Speaker 1>see they have a sex podcast, I'm like, wow, is

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<v Speaker 1>it different if we made you want to make one?

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<v Speaker 1>Not almost something but really just curious. It's like, how

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<v Speaker 1>did it inspire you to make something different. And I

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<v Speaker 1>think my most impressive moments I've had when people have

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<v Speaker 1>told me that, or when like I had to do

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<v Speaker 1>that has a wrestling podcast that told me that, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, horrible decision on He was like, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like that is a podcast that I was just like,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be just like that, and you're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about sports. That's dope as fuck. And that's why it

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<v Speaker 1>is important to listen to like things outside of yourself,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and I want everyone to know to like

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<v Speaker 1>I think that Obviously the average person listening may not

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<v Speaker 1>be a podcaster, but this is also super relative. And

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<v Speaker 1>any kind of like corporate work you could be doing,

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<v Speaker 1>you should check out what other people are doing. When

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<v Speaker 1>I worked for telecommunications, I wanted to know how much

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<v Speaker 1>everybody else was getting paid for the same title that

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<v Speaker 1>I had in other fucking companies so that I could

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<v Speaker 1>use that to my benefit. You know, We've always got

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<v Speaker 1>to make sure like you kind of check that out.

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<v Speaker 1>And even if it's not because you may want to

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<v Speaker 1>leave a place, it's just so you know, because no,

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<v Speaker 1>you can never be the okay dope like there's it

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<v Speaker 1>takes nothing to soak up as much info as you can,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm the person that like listens to book about

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<v Speaker 1>how to be a millionaire, and now I'm like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>if a million is easy to get, what comes after that?

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<v Speaker 1>And how do you keep it growing? Like we have

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<v Speaker 1>to make sure that we're always feeding ourselves that because

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<v Speaker 1>I want to flex for the rest of my life

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<v Speaker 1>on Instagram and whatever app will come after that. That

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<v Speaker 1>mean said, do you guys, would you guys say at

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<v Speaker 1>least that you agree that not just anyone could hop

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<v Speaker 1>on Mike? Of course? I mean well no, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>for sure, not just anybody can be I mean to

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<v Speaker 1>be honestly, anyone can sit in front of a mike. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Can anyone be successful and monetize the podcast? No, but

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<v Speaker 1>anyone can sit in front of a mic can talk absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>Because where I gave you guys kudos probably I think

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<v Speaker 1>it was yesterday, is that you guys hold up a

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<v Speaker 1>whole structure, right, But let's say if you guys go

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<v Speaker 1>free form, Like let's say that, well, the episode that

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<v Speaker 1>just came out, right, you guys go free form, but

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<v Speaker 1>under the horrible branding an umbrella, and you guys know

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<v Speaker 1>how to stick to it. A lot of people that

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen across my time just kind of talk and

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<v Speaker 1>that's it, and it's like that I gotta have EISO.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, we're joking about no outline, but that episode

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<v Speaker 1>still had but that there's still a format, and that's like, oh, yeah, exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah there's still a format. But then there's also segments

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<v Speaker 1>to where I understand in your world where it's like

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<v Speaker 1>the outline at least, And I've always said this to

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<v Speaker 1>everybody who comes to the studio. An outline always brings

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<v Speaker 1>you back to the show and then you guys know

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<v Speaker 1>how to end instead of you just because the hardest

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<v Speaker 1>thing is realizing you're talking to a friend. There's so

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<v Speaker 1>many times I get on i G Live and I

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<v Speaker 1>make jokes about me thinking I'm on FaceTime, and so

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<v Speaker 1>I forget there's people there. You almost kind of have

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<v Speaker 1>to low key entertain them. Sometimes I forget that there's

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<v Speaker 1>cameras here, right, And those things can also make you

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<v Speaker 1>good at the job. But with podcasting in particular, there's

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<v Speaker 1>nothing worse than like hearing something that's mundane, something that

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<v Speaker 1>goes over too long, and when people don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>to snowball snowballing into me, it's it could be like

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<v Speaker 1>um trying to think. I mean, I was about to

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<v Speaker 1>turn this back into horror like snowballing guys who com

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<v Speaker 1>really good date that you cannot stop talking on. And

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<v Speaker 1>one thing leads to one thing and leads to one thing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good podcast. That's a fucking podcast for real?

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<v Speaker 1>What like? And and to me again, I think the

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<v Speaker 1>masters of that ship, they're just improv geniuses. Are Jesus

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<v Speaker 1>and Mayor a lot of people do it well, but

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<v Speaker 1>then niggas can take a fucking You could say any

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<v Speaker 1>word and they I agree, we just have to prize

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<v Speaker 1>of camp and Pagan. Speaking of all of that nasty ship,

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<v Speaker 1>the vanilla ship for this week is something that I

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<v Speaker 1>found on Hollywood and locked or one of those fucking things.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's a woman that has too vaginas? Now, what

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<v Speaker 1>about these two posties makes them so special? And Australian

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<v Speaker 1>Women went viral on only Fans after fans and subscribers

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<v Speaker 1>discovered her interesting and unique biological trait to vaginas. She

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<v Speaker 1>reportedly learned she had a uterus delfis during a bus

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<v Speaker 1>and according to the Mayo Clinic, they're very rare and

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<v Speaker 1>they have two small tubes that make a uterus and

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<v Speaker 1>a fetus, but it's it's not her, so it ain't

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<v Speaker 1>two holes. Damn. I thought this was way more into

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, I was like, Dan got two pusses

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<v Speaker 1>in an asshole, but here's the team about the two pussies.

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<v Speaker 1>So basically, she was told her condition after a field relationship,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was an escort, so in sex work she

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<v Speaker 1>felt that it was easier to mentally. I believe that

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<v Speaker 1>she was using one of her pussies for her work

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<v Speaker 1>and the other when I got into her relations shaming

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<v Speaker 1>herself like, you know what, my pussy just can't be

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<v Speaker 1>empowered to do sex work and do it in my

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<v Speaker 1>personal whenever this show pussy, that's crazy. Now, this is

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<v Speaker 1>one she says. Quote when I got into her relationship,

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<v Speaker 1>was better for me to separate the two, one for

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<v Speaker 1>work and one for personal life. And it was a

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<v Speaker 1>lot easier emotionally and physically for me. And after I

0:21:58.000 --> 0:22:00.119
<v Speaker 1>quit this, I started only fans and I was an

0:22:00.200 --> 0:22:03.919
<v Speaker 1>adult content with both vaginas, and to me, it's my normal.

0:22:03.960 --> 0:22:06.200
<v Speaker 1>I never really thought it was that intriguing. I guess

0:22:06.240 --> 0:22:07.960
<v Speaker 1>not many people can say that he's one for work

0:22:07.960 --> 0:22:10.480
<v Speaker 1>and one for personal. I feel like that about a

0:22:10.520 --> 0:22:13.320
<v Speaker 1>lot of things, like phones, computers. If y'all can have

0:22:13.400 --> 0:22:16.520
<v Speaker 1>an extra titty, pussy or booty hole, which one would

0:22:16.560 --> 0:22:19.399
<v Speaker 1>you choose? Booty hole? Why? Because I probably wouldn't be

0:22:19.440 --> 0:22:22.480
<v Speaker 1>that consternated, So you think you should from both holes? Yeah,

0:22:22.480 --> 0:22:27.960
<v Speaker 1>it'd be a lot easier get in out. I definitely

0:22:27.960 --> 0:22:31.920
<v Speaker 1>don't want an extra bootoole. Maybe two throats, Okay, that's

0:22:32.720 --> 0:22:35.800
<v Speaker 1>why are you laughing? You know, actually two throats might

0:22:35.840 --> 0:22:38.840
<v Speaker 1>be what would the what would you succeed with two throats?

0:22:39.880 --> 0:22:44.800
<v Speaker 1>Two dicks in my throat? Hello? And was crazy? Like

0:22:45.240 --> 0:22:47.040
<v Speaker 1>and that was a dumb cat? Real quick? Have you

0:22:47.040 --> 0:22:50.000
<v Speaker 1>ever boui? And to think about it? Do you know

0:22:50.040 --> 0:22:52.520
<v Speaker 1>how kinky it could be too? Have you ever put

0:22:52.600 --> 0:22:54.560
<v Speaker 1>your thumb in a booty hole while you was sucking

0:22:54.720 --> 0:22:57.119
<v Speaker 1>the pussy and you could feel your thumb through that

0:22:57.200 --> 0:23:00.520
<v Speaker 1>little lining? Right? If I had two throats, the dicks

0:23:00.560 --> 0:23:02.400
<v Speaker 1>is gonna fill each other, but not really know it's

0:23:02.400 --> 0:23:05.720
<v Speaker 1>like dp you, Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's gonna

0:23:05.720 --> 0:23:07.439
<v Speaker 1>fill each other, but not because he's gonna be aligning.

0:23:07.440 --> 0:23:11.960
<v Speaker 1>It's separate. What does that mean? Do you smell. I

0:23:12.000 --> 0:23:13.760
<v Speaker 1>thought I spelled something it was. I was like, I

0:23:13.800 --> 0:23:15.600
<v Speaker 1>smelled something strong. It was like alcohol. I don't think

0:23:15.640 --> 0:23:24.920
<v Speaker 1>about it. I wasn't drinking. Not drinking. You said, throats,

0:23:25.080 --> 0:23:28.359
<v Speaker 1>you really want two bootholes? You don't even get they.

0:23:28.440 --> 0:23:29.920
<v Speaker 1>You don't even get it, one of your bootholes. What

0:23:29.960 --> 0:23:32.240
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna do with two? By the way, the hood

0:23:33.800 --> 0:23:35.879
<v Speaker 1>he's like really been like finger in my ass, Like

0:23:35.920 --> 0:23:39.320
<v Speaker 1>he got his big hands. He's big, and wait, what

0:23:39.359 --> 0:23:45.359
<v Speaker 1>do you mean you fall? No, no, I'm sorry, And

0:23:45.400 --> 0:23:48.119
<v Speaker 1>I said I wouldn't. I was like, damn, girl, you

0:23:48.160 --> 0:23:51.760
<v Speaker 1>got like t s a bay like to be honest,

0:23:51.760 --> 0:23:53.520
<v Speaker 1>bed D got a dad bod. Not no more, he

0:23:53.520 --> 0:23:55.399
<v Speaker 1>got a dad bod sometimes. And I like that ship

0:23:55.960 --> 0:23:58.800
<v Speaker 1>he has a dad bod sometimes because like he will

0:23:58.840 --> 0:24:00.520
<v Speaker 1>go like in and out of like super crazy gym

0:24:00.560 --> 0:24:02.639
<v Speaker 1>ship and then he'll just get heavy into work. When

0:24:02.680 --> 0:24:04.480
<v Speaker 1>he gets heavy into work, he'll just get a dad

0:24:04.480 --> 0:24:08.720
<v Speaker 1>bought on me. But he's big though, he's like, yeah,

0:24:09.280 --> 0:24:12.160
<v Speaker 1>a lot of women. By the way, I'm just still

0:24:13.080 --> 0:24:15.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how in my thirties, I'm still so shallow.

0:24:16.320 --> 0:24:19.359
<v Speaker 1>My nigs be fine. I don't like super but like

0:24:19.400 --> 0:24:22.639
<v Speaker 1>you saw like that nigg half a century and you

0:24:22.720 --> 0:24:29.080
<v Speaker 1>see my nigga, he's like half a century is nig

0:24:29.240 --> 0:24:32.280
<v Speaker 1>is like, no, that's century twenty one. Bit oh you're

0:24:32.320 --> 0:24:36.760
<v Speaker 1>not thinking no, but like for they're gonna be half

0:24:36.760 --> 0:24:39.160
<v Speaker 1>a century is still be good. I'd be like, I'm

0:24:39.200 --> 0:24:41.840
<v Speaker 1>not talking, but I literally listen, listen, liten. We're just

0:24:41.920 --> 0:24:44.000
<v Speaker 1>different now when we've been doing fucking and i'd just

0:24:44.000 --> 0:24:46.240
<v Speaker 1>be looking at him. I'll be like, but I'm gonna

0:24:46.240 --> 0:24:48.439
<v Speaker 1>get back in the gym too. I am, I am,

0:24:48.480 --> 0:24:50.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get because he's just so fine, And I'm

0:24:50.960 --> 0:24:57.960
<v Speaker 1>like he's fucking crazy, ripped, crazy, muscular, like he's the

0:24:58.080 --> 0:25:02.239
<v Speaker 1>equinox every fucking day. Like he's just like almost like

0:25:02.680 --> 0:25:09.040
<v Speaker 1>too perfect body and that's insane, too perfect? That is

0:25:09.040 --> 0:25:11.959
<v Speaker 1>that really? Like, don't he doesn't have body fat? Bro,

0:25:12.160 --> 0:25:15.280
<v Speaker 1>like the nigga don't have body fat. It's crazy, that's cool.

0:25:15.400 --> 0:25:18.360
<v Speaker 1>He's super lean, That's what I'm saying, Like, I don't

0:25:18.400 --> 0:25:21.399
<v Speaker 1>it's too perfect, must be not. I'm about to get

0:25:21.400 --> 0:25:22.879
<v Speaker 1>a light boning and you think I want to see this,

0:25:24.040 --> 0:25:26.200
<v Speaker 1>But that's great. Now you guys will have like you

0:25:26.240 --> 0:25:29.720
<v Speaker 1>have something to look at while you're fucking I mean,

0:25:29.800 --> 0:25:31.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't be wanting ship. I just want to be

0:25:32.600 --> 0:25:34.640
<v Speaker 1>just put that dick in my pussy, nigga. I ain't

0:25:34.680 --> 0:25:36.800
<v Speaker 1>trying to look at nothing. Actually, I'm like, I want

0:25:36.800 --> 0:25:41.040
<v Speaker 1>to look at the galaxy light, but I will be

0:25:41.080 --> 0:25:46.080
<v Speaker 1>trying to look at him. Damn. Oh, dear, well, dear,

0:25:46.200 --> 0:25:50.800
<v Speaker 1>horrible decision for this week. Wait, we're skipping horror dirt, okay,

0:25:50.920 --> 0:25:54.800
<v Speaker 1>all right? Uh the only one horror dirts like we

0:25:54.800 --> 0:25:57.960
<v Speaker 1>could kind of do. I was reading on porn hub

0:25:58.160 --> 0:26:00.280
<v Speaker 1>even though I already do it. Somebody was like, if

0:26:00.320 --> 0:26:03.080
<v Speaker 1>you watch this porn with no sound, it's easier to

0:26:03.160 --> 0:26:05.720
<v Speaker 1>imagine yourself in it, and like, imagine the sounds. And

0:26:05.840 --> 0:26:08.080
<v Speaker 1>I ain't gonna hold you. Not I talked about this

0:26:08.160 --> 0:26:11.680
<v Speaker 1>years ago, Bitch, I need sound like it's so bad.

0:26:11.960 --> 0:26:13.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't like Tony dub It. I ain't even gonna

0:26:13.760 --> 0:26:16.760
<v Speaker 1>hold you. You don't how much sound I need. I'll

0:26:16.760 --> 0:26:19.919
<v Speaker 1>be putting my porn on the bluetooth, bitch. It'd be

0:26:20.000 --> 0:26:22.960
<v Speaker 1>surround sound, and now it's not. I'd be like Alexa

0:26:23.080 --> 0:26:28.560
<v Speaker 1>volume eight, not Tin just eight. I like here, like

0:26:28.600 --> 0:26:32.679
<v Speaker 1>all to that should be sounding like it sounds like

0:26:32.720 --> 0:26:34.600
<v Speaker 1>it's virtual real. I'd be like, it's somebody in my

0:26:34.640 --> 0:26:40.000
<v Speaker 1>living room, you know. Crazy. I don't like loud nowhere, no,

0:26:40.000 --> 0:26:41.200
<v Speaker 1>no matter where I am, because I feel like I

0:26:41.560 --> 0:26:44.480
<v Speaker 1>love loud porn, and now I ain't gonna hold you.

0:26:45.040 --> 0:26:48.840
<v Speaker 1>I finally got comfortable, like with my cat being on

0:26:48.880 --> 0:26:50.600
<v Speaker 1>the end of my bed while I played with myself,

0:26:51.200 --> 0:26:53.520
<v Speaker 1>because I'd just be like, body, you just know what

0:26:53.520 --> 0:26:55.480
<v Speaker 1>it is, because he'd be up now that's too not

0:26:56.440 --> 0:26:58.960
<v Speaker 1>he he'd be humping like my blankets, so I feel

0:26:59.000 --> 0:27:00.760
<v Speaker 1>like I got a little horny as anyway, and I'd

0:27:00.760 --> 0:27:03.400
<v Speaker 1>be like, damn, body, you're just gonna hunch the goddamn

0:27:03.400 --> 0:27:06.280
<v Speaker 1>comforter in front of me. So now I'll just be like, body,

0:27:06.440 --> 0:27:07.920
<v Speaker 1>you just know what it is. I'm moaned in front

0:27:07.960 --> 0:27:11.000
<v Speaker 1>of him and everything now I used to not, but

0:27:11.080 --> 0:27:14.600
<v Speaker 1>I do now, Judges you No, I think he'd just

0:27:14.640 --> 0:27:16.639
<v Speaker 1>be like, God, damn bitch, because you just see you

0:27:16.720 --> 0:27:18.320
<v Speaker 1>might need to get it too, bait. He literally he

0:27:18.400 --> 0:27:20.560
<v Speaker 1>literally sits outside of my bedroom. Now when I have

0:27:20.640 --> 0:27:23.800
<v Speaker 1>sex come into the room anymore, thank God, because I

0:27:23.840 --> 0:27:25.240
<v Speaker 1>think he just want to make sure I'm still alive,

0:27:25.280 --> 0:27:29.199
<v Speaker 1>and he'll just be looking at me like I'll be

0:27:29.280 --> 0:27:31.480
<v Speaker 1>getting up ready to fucking go white the you know

0:27:31.600 --> 0:27:34.480
<v Speaker 1>that I gotta piss because you gotta piss between rounds.

0:27:34.560 --> 0:27:36.919
<v Speaker 1>Ladiestus gonna be my horr derve. You don't want to,

0:27:36.920 --> 0:27:39.960
<v Speaker 1>goddamn you t I after fucking too much, So I'll

0:27:40.000 --> 0:27:41.720
<v Speaker 1>go to the bathroom and piss, and then they will

0:27:41.760 --> 0:27:44.320
<v Speaker 1>be right there just looking like, damn, bit, you're gonna

0:27:44.359 --> 0:27:47.280
<v Speaker 1>keep going. He looked at See. The reason my dog

0:27:47.320 --> 0:27:49.720
<v Speaker 1>doesn't look at me when I'm screaming is because I'll

0:27:49.720 --> 0:27:52.600
<v Speaker 1>be on the phone loudest, so she's used to me

0:27:52.680 --> 0:27:56.359
<v Speaker 1>being like, bit, yeah, but there's no other person he

0:27:56.440 --> 0:28:00.400
<v Speaker 1>sees the person. The person either when I'm getting there's

0:28:00.440 --> 0:28:03.200
<v Speaker 1>a whole another person about getting fun. He'd be outside

0:28:03.200 --> 0:28:05.440
<v Speaker 1>when I masturbate you on the bed with me. You

0:28:05.480 --> 0:28:07.760
<v Speaker 1>want to keep you company? He does, And at one

0:28:07.800 --> 0:28:09.840
<v Speaker 1>time the nigga just wanted to be petted like I

0:28:09.880 --> 0:28:13.080
<v Speaker 1>wasn't playing under the covers. And then Nigga popped up

0:28:13.480 --> 0:28:16.160
<v Speaker 1>body now a bit. You know, I'm motherfucking busy right now.

0:28:16.640 --> 0:28:18.600
<v Speaker 1>And then Nigga wanted to just pop up and suck it.

0:28:18.720 --> 0:28:20.400
<v Speaker 1>He started purring and wanted to get pat I said,

0:28:20.400 --> 0:28:22.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm petting the other pussy right now, but take your

0:28:22.720 --> 0:28:25.760
<v Speaker 1>motherfucking ass. I was so mad. I was said that

0:28:25.840 --> 0:28:28.120
<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm doing because I do this quite often.

0:28:28.480 --> 0:28:30.679
<v Speaker 1>Why do you think you could just come? I mean

0:28:30.760 --> 0:28:34.800
<v Speaker 1>this the white like white. Nina's never come up to

0:28:34.800 --> 0:28:38.000
<v Speaker 1>you while you're playing triple absolutely not. Yes, yes, Nina

0:28:38.080 --> 0:28:40.680
<v Speaker 1>has no she has not. I could see you giving

0:28:40.720 --> 0:28:47.400
<v Speaker 1>your fingers. My god, I would never say something. You know,

0:28:47.520 --> 0:28:52.080
<v Speaker 1>that's my child, okay, okay. Also, cats just jump over

0:28:52.080 --> 0:28:53.800
<v Speaker 1>everything and on the table too. That's why you can't

0:28:53.800 --> 0:28:57.200
<v Speaker 1>eat food. No body no not to get up done. Well.

0:28:57.240 --> 0:28:58.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't eat at my table. I eat in the

0:28:58.680 --> 0:29:01.680
<v Speaker 1>living room. I have uh little things that you fold

0:29:01.680 --> 0:29:04.160
<v Speaker 1>out open and you know, like they used to have

0:29:04.240 --> 0:29:12.080
<v Speaker 1>and it's even really what is this? Maybe it's one

0:29:12.120 --> 0:29:19.200
<v Speaker 1>of Mandy's blond hairs. Do you ever do both? Do

0:29:19.320 --> 0:29:22.960
<v Speaker 1>I ever do what? No? I ain't. Don't you see,

0:29:23.000 --> 0:29:27.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna put bleached down by my pussies. It is bleach,

0:29:28.040 --> 0:29:30.600
<v Speaker 1>that is how we I mean, I'm sure that can't

0:29:30.600 --> 0:29:32.200
<v Speaker 1>be good for your pussy, but I'm sure people do.

0:29:32.320 --> 0:29:35.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm not. No, I don't think anyone doesn't like you.

0:29:35.160 --> 0:29:37.680
<v Speaker 1>Have a people do it. That's not true. People do it.

0:29:37.760 --> 0:29:39.960
<v Speaker 1>I think people do it, and they bleach your asshole too.

0:29:40.560 --> 0:29:43.520
<v Speaker 1>Bleaching your asshole cool, but bleaching your pubic hairs? No,

0:29:44.160 --> 0:29:47.120
<v Speaker 1>remember Samantha Sex in the City did it? I'm boss

0:29:47.160 --> 0:29:49.000
<v Speaker 1>of the bush. No, that was a that was a

0:29:49.120 --> 0:29:50.880
<v Speaker 1>that was a script. I don't know she like, I

0:29:50.920 --> 0:29:52.960
<v Speaker 1>don't think she. I'm saying people do it. I don't.

0:29:53.000 --> 0:29:55.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't know who. Can we get that person on

0:29:55.200 --> 0:29:57.880
<v Speaker 1>because I would like to know for their pH level

0:29:58.240 --> 0:30:01.480
<v Speaker 1>uh is and how how they burn there? It's safe

0:30:01.480 --> 0:30:06.080
<v Speaker 1>to bleach my pubic hair's question mark? Oh hold on,

0:30:06.280 --> 0:30:10.600
<v Speaker 1>see out, dear colored hairs. Thanks to the advances of

0:30:10.640 --> 0:30:13.600
<v Speaker 1>modern science and research, pubic hair cannot be safely dyed

0:30:13.640 --> 0:30:15.360
<v Speaker 1>to match the color of the hair on your head

0:30:15.720 --> 0:30:18.960
<v Speaker 1>or too shock di bafely with what what? What's the beauty?

0:30:19.000 --> 0:30:22.720
<v Speaker 1>The first die available specifics not as not an ad

0:30:22.920 --> 0:30:26.920
<v Speaker 1>uh is formulated for dyeing pubic hair with hot irritation. Okay,

0:30:26.960 --> 0:30:31.800
<v Speaker 1>it's actually like a rent, not a not's a halloweene?

0:30:32.400 --> 0:30:34.600
<v Speaker 1>Are you doing it a halloween? Just dying your pupic hair?

0:30:35.240 --> 0:30:37.360
<v Speaker 1>But like, are you doing are you going to give it.

0:30:37.400 --> 0:30:39.200
<v Speaker 1>Are you going to give it a nice oumbre so

0:30:39.240 --> 0:30:42.280
<v Speaker 1>it can match your hair? What color would you die

0:30:42.320 --> 0:30:45.720
<v Speaker 1>your pews? That's what I was just thinking about. Like brown,

0:30:47.720 --> 0:30:51.880
<v Speaker 1>you would have pink pups. Huh, But it's gonna be hot.

0:30:52.360 --> 0:30:55.520
<v Speaker 1>My pupils are already brown. They are light or black.

0:30:56.640 --> 0:31:00.280
<v Speaker 1>They're dark brown. Man, everybody knows their pews colors. I

0:31:00.320 --> 0:31:05.640
<v Speaker 1>mean I think they're Oh. I just shaved. I forgot

0:31:05.920 --> 0:31:08.240
<v Speaker 1>because I felt like I really wanted to like ride

0:31:08.280 --> 0:31:09.960
<v Speaker 1>some face tonight. So I was like, you know, I

0:31:10.040 --> 0:31:12.240
<v Speaker 1>let me be considerate and shaved this thing a little bit.

0:31:14.160 --> 0:31:16.560
<v Speaker 1>You gotta get wax bro. I'm not getting a wax bro.

0:31:16.880 --> 0:31:19.200
<v Speaker 1>I just do the Venus extra Glide. This is not

0:31:19.240 --> 0:31:21.640
<v Speaker 1>an AD and it's probably not extra glide, but it's

0:31:21.640 --> 0:31:23.800
<v Speaker 1>a glide. Something that's Venus glade. Is that the one

0:31:23.800 --> 0:31:30.440
<v Speaker 1>with the song? I'm Venus and I am the desire

0:31:30.480 --> 0:31:38.760
<v Speaker 1>with this shape? Coucci bitch. Razors are so expensive I

0:31:38.800 --> 0:31:43.080
<v Speaker 1>had to go if you at least twenty dollars, don't

0:31:43.120 --> 0:31:44.800
<v Speaker 1>put it in New York. No, it's too cold. It's

0:31:44.840 --> 0:31:46.520
<v Speaker 1>too cold to be like walking over to get the

0:31:46.560 --> 0:31:50.320
<v Speaker 1>cheap razors. That's why I I had to go to bodega, so, like,

0:31:50.360 --> 0:31:52.880
<v Speaker 1>I have a Walgreens that's maybe like a seven minute

0:31:52.880 --> 0:31:55.600
<v Speaker 1>walk with the bodega is a one minute walk. So

0:31:55.600 --> 0:31:57.200
<v Speaker 1>I go in there. I was like, can I get

0:31:57.240 --> 0:31:59.600
<v Speaker 1>a razor please? And he said it was and I

0:31:59.640 --> 0:32:06.640
<v Speaker 1>said stop. I literally said no. If he laughed like so,

0:32:06.680 --> 0:32:10.680
<v Speaker 1>then don't mind. I said, come on, it was only

0:32:10.760 --> 0:32:14.120
<v Speaker 1>one in there, Mandy bro you were wearing Botega's and

0:32:14.120 --> 0:32:16.840
<v Speaker 1>a Rolex watch and you can't spend twenty dollars on

0:32:16.840 --> 0:32:22.040
<v Speaker 1>a motherfucking razer. Wasn't a Botega, fucking it wasn't was

0:32:22.720 --> 0:32:26.720
<v Speaker 1>It was probably Galette or Nus. It wasn't Valentino Venus. Okay,

0:32:27.120 --> 0:32:30.120
<v Speaker 1>it was not. You have a hairy COUCHI well, I

0:32:30.160 --> 0:32:34.880
<v Speaker 1>s did. I've never been sugared my friend sugar? Oh

0:32:34.920 --> 0:32:36.280
<v Speaker 1>I did, sugar, And once I didn't like it, he

0:32:36.320 --> 0:32:37.800
<v Speaker 1>said you didn't. Yeah. I think he talked about what

0:32:38.320 --> 0:32:40.760
<v Speaker 1>does it feel different on your puss? They basically put

0:32:40.760 --> 0:32:42.600
<v Speaker 1>it on and then they have to roll it really

0:32:42.640 --> 0:32:45.360
<v Speaker 1>fast to like get the hair off. It's like tearing

0:32:45.440 --> 0:32:49.920
<v Speaker 1>your couchie hairs out. We fucking sugar. It's like it's

0:32:49.960 --> 0:32:52.800
<v Speaker 1>a very deep exfoliation. The ladies shout out to Usha

0:32:52.880 --> 0:32:55.000
<v Speaker 1>my brows on thirty third Street, if anyone saw me

0:32:55.080 --> 0:32:57.760
<v Speaker 1>get my pussy waxed on sex cells, that was who

0:32:57.800 --> 0:33:01.880
<v Speaker 1>it was. She does sugaring. She does gold sials like

0:33:01.960 --> 0:33:03.960
<v Speaker 1>she does a bunch of ship but the most popular

0:33:04.080 --> 0:33:06.719
<v Speaker 1>is just like regular, what gold for? Sis? You hear

0:33:06.760 --> 0:33:08.640
<v Speaker 1>all this ship that she's spending money on, but she

0:33:08.720 --> 0:33:13.320
<v Speaker 1>stopped not one night and nine. You don't. Wolf Space

0:33:13.440 --> 0:33:18.120
<v Speaker 1>is like, yeah, this this is how you how ridiculously

0:33:18.120 --> 0:33:23.080
<v Speaker 1>you're not pushing the cheap luxury. Sorry, I hate that ship.

0:33:24.320 --> 0:33:28.240
<v Speaker 1>I might be dead by the time this episode comes out. Yeah,

0:33:28.280 --> 0:33:30.640
<v Speaker 1>you're not doing it play I will never never will

0:33:31.040 --> 0:33:35.880
<v Speaker 1>clearly because you won't pay twenty one night. That's how

0:33:35.960 --> 0:33:38.920
<v Speaker 1>cheap I am. You know I bought a bottle after

0:33:39.000 --> 0:33:42.960
<v Speaker 1>the live showing l A. She's also popping bottles. This

0:33:43.000 --> 0:33:45.760
<v Speaker 1>is how the story goes. At the Continental Club, they

0:33:45.800 --> 0:33:48.360
<v Speaker 1>bring the receipt and I said, what then is this?

0:33:48.600 --> 0:33:50.360
<v Speaker 1>I thought the bottle was three and allars. Why is

0:33:50.400 --> 0:33:53.080
<v Speaker 1>it three forty seven? Because it wasn't with gratuity and

0:33:53.160 --> 0:33:54.760
<v Speaker 1>she was like, it's for the No, it was for

0:33:54.760 --> 0:33:57.640
<v Speaker 1>the juices and water. I said, you need to take

0:33:57.640 --> 0:34:00.960
<v Speaker 1>it off. That's what you drank it. You should, but

0:34:01.080 --> 0:34:04.800
<v Speaker 1>you drink it right, the juice with the goddamn bottle.

0:34:05.160 --> 0:34:07.239
<v Speaker 1>You guys were just gonna hand me the bottle. And

0:34:07.280 --> 0:34:09.840
<v Speaker 1>she's like, oh, well, we do cranberry and pineapple, but

0:34:09.880 --> 0:34:12.560
<v Speaker 1>she wanted grapefruit. Bitch, I don't give a grapefruit is extra.

0:34:12.960 --> 0:34:15.680
<v Speaker 1>So it was red bull So was the hand red

0:34:15.719 --> 0:34:21.640
<v Speaker 1>Bulls extra? And that's exactly right. And someone else, one

0:34:21.680 --> 0:34:23.520
<v Speaker 1>of my friends, I said, look and no, no, no,

0:34:23.600 --> 0:34:25.359
<v Speaker 1>let's just do one. Top it off, top it off.

0:34:27.480 --> 0:34:30.520
<v Speaker 1>I drink no, no, but you asked for it, so

0:34:30.560 --> 0:34:31.960
<v Speaker 1>you damn sure should have been the one to pay

0:34:32.000 --> 0:34:34.840
<v Speaker 1>for I just let her know, like you need to

0:34:34.880 --> 0:34:36.319
<v Speaker 1>take it off, and like she was kind of laughing,

0:34:36.360 --> 0:34:38.759
<v Speaker 1>like it's funny. And I don't understand what I would

0:34:38.760 --> 0:34:43.160
<v Speaker 1>have left it you too, And I'm like, no, I

0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:48.160
<v Speaker 1>tipped well, but I don't give regular money. Well, nigga,

0:34:48.160 --> 0:34:50.600
<v Speaker 1>because I'm I'm for real, like I want to always

0:34:50.600 --> 0:34:52.560
<v Speaker 1>make sure I take care of service people because like

0:34:52.600 --> 0:34:54.640
<v Speaker 1>they deserve it because someone else, but all of them

0:34:54.640 --> 0:34:57.279
<v Speaker 1>do somebody, but they're probably a piece of ship, which

0:34:57.320 --> 0:35:00.880
<v Speaker 1>is why. And they're which is my way away. Fuck you,

0:35:00.960 --> 0:35:03.640
<v Speaker 1>plus the assholes who don't be listening. When I talked

0:35:03.680 --> 0:35:07.799
<v Speaker 1>about what happened um in a Ruba, I said we

0:35:07.840 --> 0:35:12.480
<v Speaker 1>tipped tem percent and someone decided to say that's so

0:35:12.800 --> 0:35:16.040
<v Speaker 1>ghetto not to tip at all. Ten percent is not

0:35:16.040 --> 0:35:19.319
<v Speaker 1>not tipping at all. My goodness, fucking gracious, I will

0:35:19.360 --> 0:35:22.160
<v Speaker 1>tip low before I don't tip at all. But you're

0:35:22.160 --> 0:35:26.800
<v Speaker 1>not getting plus like all, especially because I used to

0:35:26.800 --> 0:35:29.279
<v Speaker 1>bartend so I I love someone goes out of their

0:35:29.320 --> 0:35:31.360
<v Speaker 1>way and I really only get that service when I,

0:35:31.360 --> 0:35:39.279
<v Speaker 1>like go to Atlanta. Here, New York, y'all, y'all, good

0:35:39.320 --> 0:35:41.600
<v Speaker 1>like day, New York y'are making this ship hard for

0:35:41.640 --> 0:35:43.920
<v Speaker 1>me because like I want to, I want to tip

0:35:43.960 --> 0:35:45.719
<v Speaker 1>you because I know, like this is a lot, but

0:35:46.040 --> 0:35:47.719
<v Speaker 1>it's like they just don't give a funk no more.

0:35:48.000 --> 0:35:50.520
<v Speaker 1>But just so y'all know, please listen to the words

0:35:50.560 --> 0:35:53.200
<v Speaker 1>coming out of our motherfucking mouths. Don't be adding ship,

0:35:53.400 --> 0:35:56.440
<v Speaker 1>don't be ad living me. I just said, I have

0:35:56.520 --> 0:35:59.000
<v Speaker 1>no problem tipping tippercent ten percent is a lot in

0:35:59.040 --> 0:36:02.279
<v Speaker 1>another country, though in the other countries they get paid

0:36:02.360 --> 0:36:03.719
<v Speaker 1>enough to where you're not supposed to tip, and I

0:36:03.719 --> 0:36:06.520
<v Speaker 1>still tip when I go out of town, like I

0:36:06.520 --> 0:36:09.239
<v Speaker 1>still tip. I'm just saying, like some ten in another

0:36:09.280 --> 0:36:12.800
<v Speaker 1>countries twenties, but it's because here, But it's because service

0:36:12.840 --> 0:36:16.000
<v Speaker 1>industry here, they will be making two dollars and change

0:36:16.760 --> 0:36:22.080
<v Speaker 1>about the only thing I will say, you have to

0:36:22.120 --> 0:36:25.440
<v Speaker 1>know when you are going out, like I don't think like, oh,

0:36:25.480 --> 0:36:27.279
<v Speaker 1>like this person is gonna be like deserving if this

0:36:27.280 --> 0:36:29.200
<v Speaker 1>isn't that because you should be adding it on. We

0:36:29.280 --> 0:36:31.000
<v Speaker 1>know that when we're going out and having a service,

0:36:31.080 --> 0:36:35.080
<v Speaker 1>especially in this pandemic, you should just automatically add if

0:36:35.120 --> 0:36:37.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm spending, if I'm spending two one of dollars, I'm

0:36:37.719 --> 0:36:40.640
<v Speaker 1>spending two forty, right, I already know that. That's what

0:36:40.719 --> 0:36:43.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, like the back of my hand. I think

0:36:43.120 --> 0:36:46.280
<v Speaker 1>that because it's easy math. No, it's not not for everybody.

0:36:46.520 --> 0:36:48.000
<v Speaker 1>But do you know how many times I go out?

0:36:48.200 --> 0:36:49.960
<v Speaker 1>Is why I don't do birthday dinner asnymore. Do you

0:36:49.960 --> 0:36:52.279
<v Speaker 1>know how many times I go out with bitches and

0:36:52.560 --> 0:36:55.920
<v Speaker 1>no one knows how to calculate that? No one includes

0:36:55.960 --> 0:36:59.560
<v Speaker 1>the tip and what then if you're fortunate that and

0:36:59.760 --> 0:37:03.600
<v Speaker 1>we're your portion of the bill is fifty dollars you're

0:37:03.640 --> 0:37:07.280
<v Speaker 1>putting in sixty that's just what it is. Some fucker's

0:37:07.280 --> 0:37:09.040
<v Speaker 1>don't know that. And then technically you really should be

0:37:09.120 --> 0:37:13.399
<v Speaker 1>putting in like sixty four because there's tax. So no,

0:37:13.640 --> 0:37:17.239
<v Speaker 1>people don't know what. You don't invite me to know.

0:37:17.360 --> 0:37:23.080
<v Speaker 1>Motherfucking catch steak. I love steak twelve hundred dollars. I

0:37:23.120 --> 0:37:26.960
<v Speaker 1>just I just went to catch steak, like three. I

0:37:27.000 --> 0:37:30.239
<v Speaker 1>went three times within one week. I went up and

0:37:30.280 --> 0:37:35.280
<v Speaker 1>got wag Well no the first time, uh no, nigger.

0:37:35.400 --> 0:37:38.360
<v Speaker 1>We had the wago and someone else paid for it,

0:37:38.400 --> 0:37:40.920
<v Speaker 1>and it was delicious. But then I realized when I

0:37:40.920 --> 0:37:42.919
<v Speaker 1>want to get it paid for myself, it wasn't this good.

0:37:43.480 --> 0:37:47.120
<v Speaker 1>I realized that the wag bitch tastes so good with

0:37:47.239 --> 0:37:49.799
<v Speaker 1>someone else paid for it. But I went through this

0:37:49.800 --> 0:37:53.560
<v Speaker 1>waggo stage because that was like I was like, okay, bro,

0:37:54.160 --> 0:37:59.480
<v Speaker 1>you pay personal slice perce like per ounce, and we

0:37:59.560 --> 0:38:01.560
<v Speaker 1>got a lot and it was a lot. It was

0:38:01.560 --> 0:38:03.879
<v Speaker 1>a lot. But also they have this blue, this blue

0:38:04.000 --> 0:38:09.279
<v Speaker 1>thin crudeo with truffle oil. Oh you want to if

0:38:09.280 --> 0:38:12.080
<v Speaker 1>anyone wants to, I don't even know what um it's

0:38:12.160 --> 0:38:13.920
<v Speaker 1>the best kind of like me you can get in

0:38:13.960 --> 0:38:16.880
<v Speaker 1>the States, it's Japanese or whatever. When I now it

0:38:16.920 --> 0:38:19.560
<v Speaker 1>refers to sometimes even the cut because they can't get

0:38:19.600 --> 0:38:21.680
<v Speaker 1>the cows from Japan. The long story short, do you

0:38:21.680 --> 0:38:24.160
<v Speaker 1>really want a good, soft and cheap steak. You don't

0:38:24.160 --> 0:38:29.280
<v Speaker 1>want to get hanger steak if you can't afford the filet.

0:38:29.440 --> 0:38:32.120
<v Speaker 1>And you see hanger steak, Hanger steak is generally gonna

0:38:32.120 --> 0:38:34.759
<v Speaker 1>be just as soft and just as tasty, like that's

0:38:34.800 --> 0:38:38.440
<v Speaker 1>my little luxury is had because I love it had well,

0:38:38.440 --> 0:38:40.839
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you all now, bitch, don't ever order

0:38:40.880 --> 0:38:44.160
<v Speaker 1>the skirt because that should be rough and thin as fun.

0:38:44.280 --> 0:38:46.840
<v Speaker 1>That ship is this rug, y'all see this rug. I

0:38:46.840 --> 0:38:49.719
<v Speaker 1>don't know if I'll be talking about my studio. No,

0:38:49.920 --> 0:38:55.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying the girl steak is rough thin thing and

0:38:55.120 --> 0:38:59.960
<v Speaker 1>the rug is sucking fluffy and verry sometimes there it is.

0:39:00.880 --> 0:39:09.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying it's giving skirt steak. All right, Let's

0:39:09.160 --> 0:39:12.359
<v Speaker 1>get into the horrible decisions this week, which is the

0:39:12.520 --> 0:39:16.759
<v Speaker 1>craziest only fan requests. So I got this compilation from

0:39:16.800 --> 0:39:20.480
<v Speaker 1>some Twitter mentions. I saw some reddits and some really

0:39:20.520 --> 0:39:23.000
<v Speaker 1>like funny stories about women that work for only fans

0:39:23.000 --> 0:39:27.759
<v Speaker 1>and the ship that people have asked for so um

0:39:27.800 --> 0:39:30.160
<v Speaker 1>with only fans news. When it broke that they wouldn't

0:39:30.200 --> 0:39:32.759
<v Speaker 1>do porn anymore. There was a woman who got on

0:39:32.800 --> 0:39:34.400
<v Speaker 1>there that was a really popular porn star and she

0:39:34.440 --> 0:39:37.920
<v Speaker 1>wanted to try to transition her fans early, so she

0:39:38.160 --> 0:39:41.799
<v Speaker 1>started acting like a dog on only fans. I think

0:39:41.800 --> 0:39:44.279
<v Speaker 1>we talked about this and it was making a hundred k.

0:39:44.960 --> 0:39:49.880
<v Speaker 1>Now when that happened, she literally stopped making porn, started

0:39:49.920 --> 0:39:51.920
<v Speaker 1>making a hundred k being a dog. And then when

0:39:51.960 --> 0:39:54.279
<v Speaker 1>it was brought back because like, we want to see

0:39:54.280 --> 0:39:59.880
<v Speaker 1>your pussie again, she was like, no, they're fucking stocks plummeted.

0:40:00.239 --> 0:40:03.000
<v Speaker 1>And it all started from a request she had years before,

0:40:03.480 --> 0:40:05.080
<v Speaker 1>and she was finding like, all right, well fuck it,

0:40:05.200 --> 0:40:07.239
<v Speaker 1>no more porn. I'm gonna act like a dog. This

0:40:07.280 --> 0:40:10.480
<v Speaker 1>one I thought was crazy too. A woman says a

0:40:10.520 --> 0:40:14.239
<v Speaker 1>man requested her to record herself making brownies at her house,

0:40:14.400 --> 0:40:17.240
<v Speaker 1>naked of course, but before she put them in the oven,

0:40:17.480 --> 0:40:19.480
<v Speaker 1>he wanted her to shoot on them and send them

0:40:19.520 --> 0:40:22.120
<v Speaker 1>to him. Not how much would you charge for that?

0:40:22.200 --> 0:40:23.919
<v Speaker 1>So like she didn't bake him, and she just shed

0:40:23.960 --> 0:40:26.480
<v Speaker 1>on them, ship on them and then bake him, baked

0:40:26.480 --> 0:40:30.680
<v Speaker 1>the ship. Oh god, but what about her oven. I

0:40:30.719 --> 0:40:33.080
<v Speaker 1>mean maybe it kills the bacteria or whatever. Because not,

0:40:33.160 --> 0:40:36.120
<v Speaker 1>but then you're even gonna smell like shit? What it? Yeah?

0:40:38.239 --> 0:40:40.200
<v Speaker 1>What would you do that? How much would you charge

0:40:40.239 --> 0:40:44.680
<v Speaker 1>for ship brownie? For someone to just eat it, for

0:40:44.719 --> 0:40:48.440
<v Speaker 1>me to eat it, No, to just make it. Yeah,

0:40:48.960 --> 0:40:52.640
<v Speaker 1>he put in some brownies. No, this guy wants her

0:40:52.640 --> 0:40:54.640
<v Speaker 1>to make a video making brownies, but she shoot on

0:40:54.640 --> 0:40:57.279
<v Speaker 1>them before they go on the oven. And it was

0:40:57.320 --> 0:41:01.160
<v Speaker 1>just the video. The video. Now in cloud ship on

0:41:01.160 --> 0:41:04.359
<v Speaker 1>the brownie, you send him the brownie. That's it. No video, Yeah,

0:41:04.360 --> 0:41:06.439
<v Speaker 1>because the video part. But it has to be your ship.

0:41:06.600 --> 0:41:08.160
<v Speaker 1>But you also have to play shipping, which I'm for

0:41:08.239 --> 0:41:09.960
<v Speaker 1>body ship in that fucking mean, he ain't gonna know

0:41:10.000 --> 0:41:14.120
<v Speaker 1>the difference. It's gonna cash. It is different. Okay, how

0:41:14.160 --> 0:41:19.760
<v Speaker 1>much would I charge to ship in a brownie? Bitch? Three? Geez,

0:41:21.200 --> 0:41:23.279
<v Speaker 1>why do you be throwing out numbers because if mine

0:41:23.320 --> 0:41:24.960
<v Speaker 1>is lower? Now you make me sound like a cheapo.

0:41:25.000 --> 0:41:27.479
<v Speaker 1>And I don't like that ship. I need to gonna

0:41:27.520 --> 0:41:29.640
<v Speaker 1>hold you to cast my white goose steak or something

0:41:29.680 --> 0:41:31.360
<v Speaker 1>like that, like I'll do it. Let me see, I

0:41:31.440 --> 0:41:34.360
<v Speaker 1>don't stand honey or whatever I was gonna say and

0:41:34.360 --> 0:41:37.200
<v Speaker 1>ain't nobody got to know seven honey. Yeah, that's like

0:41:37.200 --> 0:41:41.360
<v Speaker 1>the cast some red bottoms. I'm cool with seven Honey,

0:41:42.160 --> 0:41:46.200
<v Speaker 1>cool with seven Honey. Um if it's on video where

0:41:46.320 --> 0:41:48.399
<v Speaker 1>possibly it could be leaked from the cloud and now

0:41:48.440 --> 0:41:52.080
<v Speaker 1>it ends up on that fucking drive where everyone sees

0:41:52.080 --> 0:41:54.040
<v Speaker 1>all the only Fans videos and now everyone can see

0:41:54.040 --> 0:41:59.719
<v Speaker 1>me ship on the d N podcast. I don't even

0:41:59.760 --> 0:42:08.440
<v Speaker 1>say never once I'm a millionaire toilet once, I'm a millionaire,

0:42:08.480 --> 0:42:11.960
<v Speaker 1>but jillionaire but gillionaire? Do you think I can funk

0:42:12.000 --> 0:42:14.000
<v Speaker 1>if y'all see me ship? All y'all want the fucking ship.

0:42:14.200 --> 0:42:17.399
<v Speaker 1>So there's a lot of millionaires it is, I'm telling

0:42:17.440 --> 0:42:20.600
<v Speaker 1>you know, but we walk amongst them. I don't want no,

0:42:21.160 --> 0:42:24.200
<v Speaker 1>I ain't gonna hold you. And okay, I'm gonna admit

0:42:24.640 --> 0:42:29.839
<v Speaker 1>because I was curious with Soldier. Point was trending, right,

0:42:30.320 --> 0:42:33.480
<v Speaker 1>he's a millionaire. That nigger had ring tones before ring

0:42:33.560 --> 0:42:35.840
<v Speaker 1>tones was a thing that Nick has the only fans

0:42:35.880 --> 0:42:39.080
<v Speaker 1>down hold dick out curve and all that ship kind

0:42:39.120 --> 0:42:42.399
<v Speaker 1>of swallowed too. I saw it, But you gotta look good.

0:42:42.520 --> 0:42:44.040
<v Speaker 1>It's not that I don't think it's the money. At

0:42:44.080 --> 0:42:46.040
<v Speaker 1>that point, I think you kind of like enjoyed that ship.

0:42:46.440 --> 0:42:50.120
<v Speaker 1>Not bro, they got they gotta be doing it for money. Bro,

0:42:50.280 --> 0:42:51.920
<v Speaker 1>he's doing it for money. But I'm just saying, like,

0:42:52.840 --> 0:42:55.640
<v Speaker 1>there's there's a different type of circumstance here. A lot

0:42:55.680 --> 0:42:56.960
<v Speaker 1>of people do only fans, so they don't have a

0:42:57.000 --> 0:42:58.520
<v Speaker 1>choice soldier. But I got a choice Nick, And you

0:42:58.520 --> 0:42:59.719
<v Speaker 1>know he got a big as dick and he wanted

0:42:59.719 --> 0:43:01.760
<v Speaker 1>to show off. Because I'm gonna tell you what happened

0:43:01.760 --> 0:43:05.120
<v Speaker 1>after I saw that dick. I was like, eat corny

0:43:05.200 --> 0:43:11.759
<v Speaker 1>but cheesy, But like, that's it, that's that big dig shit.

0:43:12.040 --> 0:43:13.759
<v Speaker 1>He know he'd be looking us. We don't care because

0:43:13.760 --> 0:43:16.960
<v Speaker 1>he got a big old dick. That dick is and

0:43:17.040 --> 0:43:20.880
<v Speaker 1>Dick is bing okay. Next one damn. A woman charged

0:43:20.920 --> 0:43:23.480
<v Speaker 1>eight hundred and thirty two dollars for a custom video

0:43:23.880 --> 0:43:28.279
<v Speaker 1>one hour longer. Eight hundred and thirty two? What what? What? Then?

0:43:28.400 --> 0:43:30.160
<v Speaker 1>Do people be coming up with these numbers? I don't know.

0:43:30.360 --> 0:43:33.000
<v Speaker 1>It's the taxes, it's the wagon stake. One hour long

0:43:33.320 --> 0:43:36.759
<v Speaker 1>involved doing a blog style of her shopping, buying the

0:43:36.760 --> 0:43:40.239
<v Speaker 1>most dick shaped fruits she could find, watching them, and

0:43:40.280 --> 0:43:42.840
<v Speaker 1>fucking herself with them with a condom on while also

0:43:42.920 --> 0:43:45.520
<v Speaker 1>cooking and prepping food in an apron that said slept

0:43:45.520 --> 0:43:49.200
<v Speaker 1>for cock. Then after I sucked myself with the vegetables,

0:43:49.320 --> 0:43:51.960
<v Speaker 1>he requested I cut them up, cook and eat them. Honestly,

0:43:52.000 --> 0:43:54.239
<v Speaker 1>it was actually really fun and I enjoyed doing it,

0:43:54.960 --> 0:43:57.680
<v Speaker 1>so I ain't gonna hold you. There verified only fan girls.

0:43:57.680 --> 0:44:01.520
<v Speaker 1>I ain't gonna hold you. I would do that too,

0:44:01.680 --> 0:44:07.560
<v Speaker 1>but my nigger, I I would. I would legit. First off,

0:44:07.560 --> 0:44:09.440
<v Speaker 1>you put a cucumber in your pussy for free. I

0:44:09.480 --> 0:44:16.520
<v Speaker 1>know it wasn't. I wasn't, it wasn't adolescent. No what Bro,

0:44:16.680 --> 0:44:19.720
<v Speaker 1>you shared this already on the pod Bro, cucumber pussy,

0:44:19.840 --> 0:44:23.160
<v Speaker 1>but you did it for free. I really think we

0:44:23.280 --> 0:44:25.000
<v Speaker 1>ate it. I really think it ended up being a salad.

0:44:25.080 --> 0:44:27.319
<v Speaker 1>I put it back because I see what I mean,

0:44:27.400 --> 0:44:30.840
<v Speaker 1>and then you ate it was gone. Don't make this

0:44:30.920 --> 0:44:33.919
<v Speaker 1>the clip sick. No, please make into this. I'm done.

0:44:33.920 --> 0:44:37.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm done. I'm done us. No, we're not done yet.

0:44:37.600 --> 0:44:40.120
<v Speaker 1>Keep going so embarrassing. Okay, y'all see how she liked

0:44:40.160 --> 0:44:45.919
<v Speaker 1>in the episodes. Y'all this heart this two weeks in. Okay,

0:44:46.400 --> 0:44:48.920
<v Speaker 1>you're the one who put the cucumber yo pussy. Now

0:44:49.520 --> 0:44:51.720
<v Speaker 1>I had a guy asked for panties that I pete,

0:44:51.960 --> 0:44:53.960
<v Speaker 1>that had that had pete and shipped on them, and

0:44:54.000 --> 0:44:55.719
<v Speaker 1>he wanted proof of me doing it. All was my

0:44:55.760 --> 0:44:57.839
<v Speaker 1>first week, so it was like without boundaries at that point,

0:44:57.880 --> 0:44:59.600
<v Speaker 1>and I did it, but when I received when he

0:44:59.640 --> 0:45:01.320
<v Speaker 1>received them, he sent me a video putting them on

0:45:01.360 --> 0:45:05.359
<v Speaker 1>his face, and I definitely undercharged him. The next one,

0:45:05.760 --> 0:45:13.080
<v Speaker 1>I was asked to dry hump Apello for ten minutes. Dog.

0:45:13.200 --> 0:45:16.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't understand why you can't say this word, bro said,

0:45:16.680 --> 0:45:18.680
<v Speaker 1>Look that edited to me at the same time. You

0:45:18.760 --> 0:45:26.120
<v Speaker 1>heard it right, Pollo Palo. I don't know why she

0:45:26.160 --> 0:45:28.200
<v Speaker 1>can't get his word right. Bro. She want to talk

0:45:28.239 --> 0:45:31.719
<v Speaker 1>about me with Liberto and motherfucker Barett, But bitch, at

0:45:31.760 --> 0:45:34.720
<v Speaker 1>least those are still words in some pretty crazy Pallo

0:45:34.840 --> 0:45:41.279
<v Speaker 1>is not a word. Let me see how my mom

0:45:41.320 --> 0:45:44.040
<v Speaker 1>says it, bro, it is because maybe that's where I

0:45:44.040 --> 0:45:46.239
<v Speaker 1>get him. How many times? Maybe it's my father. Are

0:45:46.239 --> 0:45:48.400
<v Speaker 1>you gonna say, mom? How do you say palo? Like?

0:45:48.640 --> 0:45:53.880
<v Speaker 1>What's it mom? What's that thing you sleep on? Yeah? Okay, okay, okay,

0:45:54.600 --> 0:45:59.600
<v Speaker 1>damn should I say pello? I just tried to call

0:45:59.640 --> 0:46:04.280
<v Speaker 1>my mom with COVID. She answer either okay, I'm recording

0:46:04.280 --> 0:46:08.920
<v Speaker 1>the podcast, but we have a question. What is this? What? Okay,

0:46:09.160 --> 0:46:10.839
<v Speaker 1>let you sleep on. You like to have a lot

0:46:10.880 --> 0:46:12.640
<v Speaker 1>of these, right, you'd like to have ten of them?

0:46:12.640 --> 0:46:14.600
<v Speaker 1>You always called the hotel request for more. What are

0:46:14.600 --> 0:46:19.279
<v Speaker 1>they called? She says it rightly. She at least says

0:46:19.280 --> 0:46:22.320
<v Speaker 1>that everybody's laughing because I say pello. She says palo,

0:46:22.600 --> 0:46:31.200
<v Speaker 1>Like what a look? Even your mama left? All right, bye, bro,

0:46:33.080 --> 0:46:37.759
<v Speaker 1>reread it. It's okay, okay, say the P word. Uh

0:46:38.080 --> 0:46:44.840
<v Speaker 1>funk I love it? Not not we the uh pushing bush? Sorry, sorry,

0:46:44.880 --> 0:46:48.320
<v Speaker 1>go ahead, go my bad. Okay I had I was

0:46:48.360 --> 0:46:51.959
<v Speaker 1>asked to dry hump a p I l l W damn.

0:46:51.960 --> 0:46:54.840
<v Speaker 1>I spelled it roll too. For ten minutes, my panties

0:46:54.880 --> 0:46:58.280
<v Speaker 1>were still on, repeatedly saying the subs name and farting,

0:46:58.440 --> 0:47:01.000
<v Speaker 1>and I can't fart on command, so I just blew

0:47:01.160 --> 0:47:04.640
<v Speaker 1>raspberries on my arm and charged forty dollars for it.

0:47:04.760 --> 0:47:07.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh that smart, that's oh yeah, yeah, yeah, like that's

0:47:07.360 --> 0:47:10.880
<v Speaker 1>what she's saying, like any another very regular tipper to

0:47:10.960 --> 0:47:13.480
<v Speaker 1>see the video because it sounded funny, and I got

0:47:13.520 --> 0:47:16.719
<v Speaker 1>another fifty dollars from it. But wait, how can you

0:47:16.800 --> 0:47:20.640
<v Speaker 1>blowing your arm? My ship didn't work. We're now we

0:47:21.160 --> 0:47:23.200
<v Speaker 1>clearly can't have it. All these fans, hey, we know

0:47:23.280 --> 0:47:26.239
<v Speaker 1>we're asking why we don't have This is why we

0:47:26.280 --> 0:47:28.360
<v Speaker 1>can't even blow parts out of our arms. If I

0:47:28.440 --> 0:47:29.880
<v Speaker 1>ever made a only fans, I would want to do

0:47:29.920 --> 0:47:33.279
<v Speaker 1>some ship like cooking, were like tannies or something that's

0:47:34.000 --> 0:47:35.960
<v Speaker 1>no one wants to see. You make your fucking avocados toast.

0:47:36.040 --> 0:47:40.040
<v Speaker 1>Bro I do come bound you now. I make storage.

0:47:40.080 --> 0:47:42.440
<v Speaker 1>I make a lot of fish now, yeah, I mean

0:47:42.600 --> 0:47:47.359
<v Speaker 1>read me in a long time. Is that right? Huh? Pusketarian.

0:47:47.719 --> 0:47:50.160
<v Speaker 1>Maybe Lambo, I've just been trying to lose weight. Lambo

0:47:50.200 --> 0:47:52.680
<v Speaker 1>eat fried chicken, fried hard. Don't e first of all,

0:47:52.840 --> 0:47:55.480
<v Speaker 1>that nigga got a vegan pizza when we were at

0:47:55.520 --> 0:47:58.359
<v Speaker 1>Soho house the other day, and I said, excuse me,

0:47:58.400 --> 0:48:02.840
<v Speaker 1>he's like ship tastes good as fuck vegan pizza li

0:48:02.920 --> 0:48:08.160
<v Speaker 1>in l a. Okay, he's probably lost his edge. Honestly,

0:48:08.800 --> 0:48:12.160
<v Speaker 1>that is disgusting. He lives in Beverly Hills like he's

0:48:12.200 --> 0:48:15.040
<v Speaker 1>losing it, Like he's I'm telling you that there's moments

0:48:15.040 --> 0:48:16.640
<v Speaker 1>where he'll like talk about some of the ships. He'll

0:48:16.640 --> 0:48:17.799
<v Speaker 1>be doing with his kids, and I'd be like, that

0:48:17.840 --> 0:48:21.400
<v Speaker 1>sounds too reach. Where is the guy who left the

0:48:21.440 --> 0:48:25.640
<v Speaker 1>gun under my bad? Anyway? A guy there? This was

0:48:25.680 --> 0:48:28.240
<v Speaker 1>before only fans, but the guys offered me five hundred

0:48:28.239 --> 0:48:30.839
<v Speaker 1>dollars to video myself fishing and then rubbing the fish

0:48:30.880 --> 0:48:33.040
<v Speaker 1>on my body. I did not do it. Oh hell

0:48:33.400 --> 0:48:38.200
<v Speaker 1>no that's not enough. Hell no, that's not enough. One

0:48:38.239 --> 0:48:42.239
<v Speaker 1>guy to catch. A guy contacted me because he wanted

0:48:42.239 --> 0:48:44.960
<v Speaker 1>to pay eight hundred dollars a month for daily pooping videos,

0:48:45.080 --> 0:48:48.560
<v Speaker 1>shooting on the floor, cleaning my hold you every day

0:48:48.560 --> 0:48:53.440
<v Speaker 1>at eight seventeen, right after my coffee. I told you, Hey,

0:48:53.520 --> 0:48:58.160
<v Speaker 1>nigga could be on a schedule with this ship outside

0:48:58.200 --> 0:49:00.359
<v Speaker 1>of now when a moment period, I'll be having him

0:49:00.360 --> 0:49:04.720
<v Speaker 1>period ships. But baby want to hear that. I'm sorry,

0:49:04.880 --> 0:49:07.880
<v Speaker 1>but no, seriously, you can leave it there. You can

0:49:07.960 --> 0:49:18.600
<v Speaker 1>leave it thanks yet um uh he can't follow up

0:49:18.800 --> 0:49:21.359
<v Speaker 1>like I can't just say that by myself please. I

0:49:21.360 --> 0:49:23.640
<v Speaker 1>had a fan asked me to part in the bottle

0:49:23.640 --> 0:49:25.040
<v Speaker 1>and send it to him. Okay, that was a girl

0:49:25.040 --> 0:49:27.200
<v Speaker 1>who did um. I had a guy wanted me to

0:49:27.239 --> 0:49:29.600
<v Speaker 1>make him foot bread, which means I have a piece

0:49:29.640 --> 0:49:31.560
<v Speaker 1>of bread that I wear in my shoes until it's

0:49:31.560 --> 0:49:33.560
<v Speaker 1>gross and sweaty, and then he wanted me to mail

0:49:33.600 --> 0:49:36.880
<v Speaker 1>it to him so he could eat it. Oh god, man,

0:49:36.600 --> 0:49:41.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't this's a lot of poopy ship. What did

0:49:41.200 --> 0:49:43.000
<v Speaker 1>I have to do? Oh? No, well, I was talking

0:49:43.000 --> 0:49:46.000
<v Speaker 1>about last let me tell you real quick actually now

0:49:46.000 --> 0:49:48.719
<v Speaker 1>that I'm thinking of the ship, so y'all, no, no,

0:49:49.000 --> 0:49:51.879
<v Speaker 1>I watched my point on Twitter now right, So I

0:49:52.040 --> 0:49:54.440
<v Speaker 1>end up. I don't know how. I don't know how

0:49:54.480 --> 0:49:56.480
<v Speaker 1>I got there. Maybe because I'll be clicking with niggas

0:49:56.480 --> 0:49:58.400
<v Speaker 1>looking good. I end up. Then I go because you

0:49:58.440 --> 0:49:59.960
<v Speaker 1>know they'd be tagging each other when they'd be fucking

0:50:00.000 --> 0:50:03.799
<v Speaker 1>each other. Clearly, I watched all gay ship. I ended

0:50:03.880 --> 0:50:07.279
<v Speaker 1>up on a page. We're literally I'm in my house

0:50:07.320 --> 0:50:10.600
<v Speaker 1>alone and I'm like, I like, I yell at my

0:50:10.680 --> 0:50:15.640
<v Speaker 1>own phone. He's shitty on a counter, on a leg

0:50:16.360 --> 0:50:20.080
<v Speaker 1>just and literally then you just see the dukie coming

0:50:20.120 --> 0:50:23.640
<v Speaker 1>out of his buoda hole, like, and I said, how

0:50:23.680 --> 0:50:26.680
<v Speaker 1>did I end up here? His whole his whole page

0:50:27.080 --> 0:50:30.000
<v Speaker 1>was just dukie coming out. It was like, why are

0:50:30.040 --> 0:50:32.920
<v Speaker 1>you calling it, dude? Because it was that nasty. It

0:50:32.960 --> 0:50:36.600
<v Speaker 1>wasn't like you know who you're thinking like, bro, dukie

0:50:37.080 --> 0:50:42.440
<v Speaker 1>is when it's like fuck shit poopoo. It was dukie

0:50:42.440 --> 0:50:49.799
<v Speaker 1>buy bro, and it was like just come like made

0:50:49.800 --> 0:50:53.480
<v Speaker 1>his buda hole open up, and it was looked up

0:50:53.520 --> 0:50:56.480
<v Speaker 1>anal gaping or something. I wasn't. I didn't look up anything.

0:50:56.640 --> 0:51:01.600
<v Speaker 1>I was just clicking on people's ship. It was that

0:51:01.760 --> 0:51:04.319
<v Speaker 1>ship was duke in coming out of God damn that

0:51:04.480 --> 0:51:06.759
<v Speaker 1>that's so kingleberries when they kind of hang a little.

0:51:07.920 --> 0:51:11.600
<v Speaker 1>It came all the way when you've hacked that guy. Yes,

0:51:11.960 --> 0:51:16.000
<v Speaker 1>did you see any ship on your dicks? Um? Yep?

0:51:16.120 --> 0:51:20.719
<v Speaker 1>At one point? That's fair? Was it like stinking know

0:51:20.880 --> 0:51:25.000
<v Speaker 1>what's crazy? Is right? It didn't think that's good? Like

0:51:25.640 --> 0:51:30.200
<v Speaker 1>so not all ships laughing? Right? I mean, here's the thing.

0:51:30.239 --> 0:51:34.480
<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine working here? Bro? Here's the thing, right,

0:51:35.320 --> 0:51:38.399
<v Speaker 1>if you let somebody go in your ship at hole,

0:51:39.239 --> 0:51:47.239
<v Speaker 1>what it was okay? If you even I ain't even

0:51:47.239 --> 0:51:51.400
<v Speaker 1>gonna hold you when when I have even a finger,

0:51:53.040 --> 0:51:57.200
<v Speaker 1>I just am already expecting to get up and see

0:51:57.239 --> 0:52:00.480
<v Speaker 1>some stains on the sheets. But to me, when you

0:52:00.640 --> 0:52:03.920
<v Speaker 1>get into that whole, you don't know if it's fully clean,

0:52:04.000 --> 0:52:10.200
<v Speaker 1>fully night sometimes but clean, full clean, you just don't know,

0:52:10.760 --> 0:52:14.360
<v Speaker 1>can I get amen for the fully clean? But you

0:52:14.440 --> 0:52:16.920
<v Speaker 1>don't know when it's fully clean, bro Like I only

0:52:16.960 --> 0:52:19.160
<v Speaker 1>know it like like you know, like when you take

0:52:19.160 --> 0:52:22.080
<v Speaker 1>a ship. Sometimes you wipe and there's nothing there and

0:52:22.120 --> 0:52:24.239
<v Speaker 1>it's like, bit y'all know, I just ship and it

0:52:24.320 --> 0:52:29.720
<v Speaker 1>comes out so crystal clear iar you know, no I do,

0:52:29.880 --> 0:52:32.520
<v Speaker 1>But that's no first off. Sometimes that does. Actually it's

0:52:32.520 --> 0:52:35.680
<v Speaker 1>called buddh whites. I got buddahole whites right on the back. Motherfuck.

0:52:37.360 --> 0:52:40.440
<v Speaker 1>I think dude, maybe the dude whites might everybody, but

0:52:40.480 --> 0:52:44.799
<v Speaker 1>they're the budohole whites, so they're right behind my thing.

0:52:44.880 --> 0:52:48.800
<v Speaker 1>But when you ship every time, not every time, doesn't

0:52:48.840 --> 0:52:52.160
<v Speaker 1>leave a skin, like, doesn't leave a trail like sometimes

0:52:52.160 --> 0:52:54.839
<v Speaker 1>it just comes out of your whole so solid that

0:52:54.880 --> 0:52:59.920
<v Speaker 1>there's no I swear to God, I don't be had

0:53:00.000 --> 0:53:10.360
<v Speaker 1>even a shifted Buddha every time my ship. But okay,

0:53:10.480 --> 0:53:12.920
<v Speaker 1>dude wipes are good. But I'll tell you this, you

0:53:12.960 --> 0:53:15.560
<v Speaker 1>can get um. What was I gonna say, the Ross ship?

0:53:15.600 --> 0:53:17.480
<v Speaker 1>Because I'm a T J. Mans girl. Like I said

0:53:17.600 --> 0:53:20.960
<v Speaker 1>last podcast, I love me some cheap writing man's cheap wipes.

0:53:23.080 --> 0:53:25.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I love Marshalls just for the candles and

0:53:25.040 --> 0:53:28.800
<v Speaker 1>you can get you Max Marshals Ross. You can be

0:53:28.800 --> 0:53:30.319
<v Speaker 1>like thirty dollar games, give it to me for the

0:53:30.320 --> 0:53:34.080
<v Speaker 1>seven ot night three weeks, or you just makeup wipes

0:53:34.120 --> 0:53:36.280
<v Speaker 1>so they'd be cheap and just use it on your ass. Actually,

0:53:36.280 --> 0:53:38.439
<v Speaker 1>I'm not putting makeup wipes on my ass. Bro. See

0:53:38.520 --> 0:53:41.279
<v Speaker 1>now you're taking it too part. I don't want any

0:53:41.320 --> 0:53:45.120
<v Speaker 1>type of target, gots or paraffins or whatever is the target.

0:53:45.120 --> 0:53:47.080
<v Speaker 1>Got the one called good wipes, good one. That's what

0:53:47.120 --> 0:53:49.520
<v Speaker 1>I had. Wife's good, that's what I have. I get

0:53:49.520 --> 0:53:51.600
<v Speaker 1>this Mamazon. I'm tell you right now. I get to

0:53:52.160 --> 0:53:54.080
<v Speaker 1>my house and it's after the club, and I don't

0:53:54.120 --> 0:53:58.879
<v Speaker 1>have time for a whole bath. It's gonna smell like good. Whoops. Okay,

0:53:58.920 --> 0:54:04.759
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<v Speaker 1>in Um, one of the Nigerian countries, Obo, in one

0:55:57.320 --> 0:56:02.000
<v Speaker 1>of the languages, actually means vagina. What are the fucking odds,

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<v Speaker 1>what are the fucking not the ancestry coming through? So

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<v Speaker 1>I loved it. It was actually hold on, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>it actually means vagina. And I'm like, this is fucking amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>I have some African pansy. That's zoo. First off, when

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<v Speaker 1>I got my melon, you see what our our ho

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<v Speaker 1>ho ho horrible decision graphic look like I was dark.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, yeah, bitch, this is given slangy Kelly

0:56:47.000 --> 0:56:52.040
<v Speaker 1>Rowland uh as I said, I am darker than you.

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<v Speaker 1>I just came back from Ruba. Now that lightning may

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0:57:08.640 --> 0:57:11.759
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<v Speaker 1>at Lucien. For sure, her muscles are one dollars. But

0:57:32.480 --> 0:57:35.000
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<v Speaker 1>That was such a great intro. Hello, everybody. I know

0:58:12.080 --> 0:58:14.160
<v Speaker 1>you've been waiting for me to come back and here

0:58:14.200 --> 0:58:16.880
<v Speaker 1>I am. No. I don't think they've been waiting. I

0:58:16.960 --> 0:58:20.240
<v Speaker 1>don't think they've been waiting. I said, are you getting cute?

0:58:20.280 --> 0:58:23.240
<v Speaker 1>You said no, and bit you look cute, bitch. This

0:58:23.320 --> 0:58:25.480
<v Speaker 1>is just my hair is being molded so I can

0:58:25.560 --> 0:58:28.680
<v Speaker 1>like have my pixie. I have no makeup on. Bitch,

0:58:28.760 --> 0:58:30.720
<v Speaker 1>I am not cute. No one told you to come

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<v Speaker 1>in with a whole I don't even know what I

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<v Speaker 1>was channeling my innert. Ain't Jemima happy black? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's Black History Month. I didn't want to say it.

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<v Speaker 1>Be careful. You can't say it as a white woman

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<v Speaker 1>should to me. I have not happy Black History months. Everybody. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope that you all enjoyed your Valentine's Day with

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<v Speaker 1>your nigga or your sign nigga, or your sugar daddy

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<v Speaker 1>or just the nigga. You fucking what up? Book? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>To start this episode, though off, we're gonna get into

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<v Speaker 1>some ice breakers that Medina has ill. So what's the

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<v Speaker 1>first one. Let's let's get into one. Oh, this is

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<v Speaker 1>so perfect for you because you're gonna have such a

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<v Speaker 1>crazy answer. What's wrong? With having sex on the first day.

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<v Speaker 1>What's wrong with it? What are the wrong things about

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<v Speaker 1>having sex? That's the wrong thing. I'm the wrong person

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<v Speaker 1>to ask that, because all the niggas that I've actually

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<v Speaker 1>ended up being with long term or have even got

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<v Speaker 1>connectional bonds to which we poked the first night. But

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<v Speaker 1>would you find anything any wrong things that happened with that? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>You know you know which We both have these sexually

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<v Speaker 1>liberated podcasts. So it's one of those two where we're

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<v Speaker 1>all adults now, you know what I mean. So I

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<v Speaker 1>think the it when you were in your teens, in

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<v Speaker 1>your twenties, the idea of having sex on the first night,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it was a bad thing. But I think

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<v Speaker 1>we're adults now, and I think even men know that

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<v Speaker 1>women like to fun just as fucking much as they do.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you turned me on and we vibe it

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<v Speaker 1>to me, I think if I want to suck you

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<v Speaker 1>on the first night, that's that's a good thing because

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<v Speaker 1>that means I'm really into you. Is your phone ringing? Oh? No?

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, what is going I hear that? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>That was that? No, that was my nigga, y'all know,

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<v Speaker 1>he got the little special vibrating ring my bad and

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<v Speaker 1>it was right here about I'm like, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>whis why are you looking like that? My bad job?

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<v Speaker 1>It was my nigga calling me nasty. Um I had something.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, what what would your answer be to that? Though?

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<v Speaker 1>Like we are grown, we are, we are in sex

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<v Speaker 1>should be we just have the sex and everything can

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<v Speaker 1>just carry on how it would go if we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have sex, right. But one thing that I'm learning is

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<v Speaker 1>and I've had relationships that started with we we fucked

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<v Speaker 1>on the first date, but that's not the norm. And

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like there's a dynamic switch up when you

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<v Speaker 1>have sex with the man to quit, even not even

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<v Speaker 1>too quick, just when you give up, when you have some,

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<v Speaker 1>when you give up them draws. There's this switch that

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't like. And I try to hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>try to hold onto it as long as I can.

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<v Speaker 1>It's almost like before you have sex, they're so interested,

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<v Speaker 1>they're courting there because they're lying. Once they get the pussy,

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<v Speaker 1>lot of baby with me, Bro, you gotta deal with

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta deal with a man who actually is not

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<v Speaker 1>pressed on the pussy. That's the thing I feel like,

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<v Speaker 1>even if they're not pressed on the pussy. There's still

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<v Speaker 1>a power change, don't lie. Don't they know because you

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<v Speaker 1>don't know that they press on the pussy, but they're

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<v Speaker 1>only showing up as their representative to get the pussy.

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<v Speaker 1>And so once they have the pussy, if you see

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<v Speaker 1>a man's which is up in his behavior or even

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<v Speaker 1>in his courtsmanship, or how he's showing up to you,

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<v Speaker 1>even on the telephone through text messages, that's because he

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<v Speaker 1>got what he wanted. He's not a girl man. He

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<v Speaker 1>probably wasn't even looking for a relationship. He probably was

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<v Speaker 1>only looking for the pussy, and because you gave it

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<v Speaker 1>to him. So there is that scenario. But then there's

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<v Speaker 1>also just like men want pussy, not that they just

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<v Speaker 1>want your pussy, but they do want but they're always

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<v Speaker 1>motivated by that, whether they just want to funk or

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<v Speaker 1>they still want to be with you. There is a

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<v Speaker 1>slight change, and I don't like to change. I try

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<v Speaker 1>to hold onto it as long as I can, but

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<v Speaker 1>it really don't be that long. Um Okay, the next

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<v Speaker 1>one you catch your friends partner cheating on them in public,

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<v Speaker 1>would you tell your friend that their partner is cheating?

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<v Speaker 1>So I wouldn't say yo, nigga is cheating. I would

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<v Speaker 1>say I saw your nigga out with this person. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>the picture. Do you know who this woman as