Speaker 1: I guess what decision we're about to make horrible decisions.
Speaker 1: We are not starting like that again. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I know it's called horrible decisions of what I but um,
Speaker 1: I am reformed. My wholeness has been deleted. It's being gone.
Speaker 1: We didn't do it. Who my wholeness was? I know
Speaker 1: you stille, but my wholeness was deleted. I had a
Speaker 1: moment and I was wiped out over a hill. Oh
Speaker 1: oh is that yeah? That's how it works? It sure is. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 1: Happy Black History Month. Everyone is um the queens of
Speaker 1: horrible decisions. As you know, our show has been around
Speaker 1: for about say sinios now, and it's a long running
Speaker 1: black show. Yeah, it is. It's crazy because so I
Speaker 1: followed this. I followed I'm literally it's so engulfed into
Speaker 1: everything podcasting. I read that there is none of the
Speaker 1: top shows currently are newer than two years old. But
Speaker 1: it's also it also said something like there's millions of podcasts,
Speaker 1: but only like two hundred and something thousand or even active,
Speaker 1: Like so many people start podcasts and don't keep and
Speaker 1: don't keep going, like it's amazing, like that we're wreaking
Speaker 1: here six years later and five years later to also
Speaker 1: like add with that, the interesting thing about podcasting deals
Speaker 1: and things like that and things to get started is
Speaker 1: two things happen when deals acquire right. Either a podcast
Speaker 1: is doing well and they want to jump on it
Speaker 1: before anyone else does, or they want to be the
Speaker 1: first to break it. And the difficult thing about being
Speaker 1: the first to break it is networks lose so much
Speaker 1: money it's called a loss leader. Basically um being able
Speaker 1: to say, oh, we have this show now and they're
Speaker 1: gonna be great, but no one's ever heard it, like
Speaker 1: a network unleashing a brand new show that doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of times I feel like that's
Speaker 1: what unfortunately has taken away from like just the average
Speaker 1: person starting a podcast because all the famous, a lot
Speaker 1: of the a lot of the networks want to bank on, well,
Speaker 1: this person has a celebrity, this much following, we should
Speaker 1: be getting this much traction on a brand new podcast,
Speaker 1: And to be fair, celebrities don't always resonate with like
Speaker 1: having really anything interesting to say for her. For I
Speaker 1: was talking to um done Rowlings today because he wants
Speaker 1: to come in from l A and film in the
Speaker 1: studio and he was like, bro, I'm so sorry to
Speaker 1: people telling me like what my podcast is supposed to
Speaker 1: because I'm like famous. He's like, I don't like give
Speaker 1: a funk about that famous nigger ship. Like I'm a
Speaker 1: comedian at the end of the day, I'm a good
Speaker 1: interviewer and I know I am, and I want to
Speaker 1: produce a show that I want to do, not this
Speaker 1: like famous person show with like big guests like Nigga.
Speaker 1: I'm funny, and I think that that's a really good
Speaker 1: leg to stand on. One He's right, he is, you know,
Speaker 1: iconic and funny, but it's true, Like can you imagine
Speaker 1: being that big of a star and then someone like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is what you should be doing because this is
Speaker 1: what what everybody else does, the Joe Rogans and then
Speaker 1: this person and that person. It's like it must suck
Speaker 1: because you're like, man, I just want a podcast because
Speaker 1: podcasting at its most natural state is to me no outline,
Speaker 1: almost like free flowing. I mean, Horrible Decisions has an ouline,
Speaker 1: but you know what I mean, like, it's not this
Speaker 1: week I disagree fully with with Like now it has
Speaker 1: an outline, but it doesn't. I'm saying we have a
Speaker 1: like a thing that we do. I think the shows
Speaker 1: without outlines are the ones that aren't getting the deals
Speaker 1: and the ones that I don't. Even Brewing Idiots has
Speaker 1: a structure and outline. Joe has a structure and outline,
Speaker 1: but I'm saying it's an outline and not for real,
Speaker 1: like we have a free flowing conversation. I don't think
Speaker 1: you're hearing what I'm saying like outline as far as
Speaker 1: like we know what to expect at the top or
Speaker 1: the end of the show. That's what I meant by outlaw.
Speaker 1: Like the way that we write it out, we never
Speaker 1: follow it like T to T to T. It's not
Speaker 1: the daily It's not Ted Talks right, Like we have
Speaker 1: a free er flowing podcast and all of the popular
Speaker 1: ones the same. Dude Builds podcast is three hours of nothing,
Speaker 1: and it's so good because you don't know what you're
Speaker 1: gonna get next. Sometimes I think those structured ones like
Speaker 1: you feel like you're almost watching a TV show. And
Speaker 1: that's what makes podcasts is so cool is you get
Speaker 1: to listen to humans just talk and like talk about anything.
Speaker 1: There's things that you've said that you may not feel
Speaker 1: the same about anymore. Same for me, because who knows
Speaker 1: that spent so many hours of my life talking like
Speaker 1: this is just conversational ship. I also want you all
Speaker 1: to know because again I read you'all motherfucking comments. This
Speaker 1: isn't me arguing I agree to disagree. The podcast that
Speaker 1: I enjoy, the podcast that I listened to as a consumer,
Speaker 1: are structured. I know what I'm getting from the what
Speaker 1: do you think I'm already said? The read has a
Speaker 1: structured outline. I know I'm going to get the black person,
Speaker 1: the black excellence. I know i'm gonna get the hot topics,
Speaker 1: and I know i'm gonna get the listener letters, and
Speaker 1: then the read for brilliant idiots. I know i'm gonna
Speaker 1: get the ship we don't care about Tomorrow. I know
Speaker 1: i'm gonna get their church and out Smith. I know
Speaker 1: i'm gonna get I like the segments with Joe Button.
Speaker 1: I know i'm gonna get the catch up of the week.
Speaker 1: Then they're gonna dive into music, then they're gonna get
Speaker 1: into current events, and I know I'm ending with sleep,
Speaker 1: so maybe and then, but then I also listened to
Speaker 1: True Crime. I love docuseries on podcasting. I love things
Speaker 1: that for sure are scripted. For sure, there's a narrator.
Speaker 1: I love when there's music put in, when when the tone,
Speaker 1: generations and outlines are different. The way that I listen
Speaker 1: to podcasting, which is what I'm saying, there's been not
Speaker 1: one podcast and I try to get into the new ones,
Speaker 1: even if we get into fucking poor minds and what
Speaker 1: they've been able to do, if we get into Cocktails
Speaker 1: who has also been on this show. Every podcast that
Speaker 1: I actually feel like I can listen to on a
Speaker 1: weekly has segments that they stick to weekly. Do doesn't
Speaker 1: flow like uh one to three, four, five, six, No,
Speaker 1: But there's a structure and there's an outline, and I know,
Speaker 1: person I don't want to go. I'm not listening to
Speaker 1: the Joe Rogan's, I'm not listening to the Bill Burds
Speaker 1: because I don't want to go into a podcast and
Speaker 1: not know what the funk I'm listening to. I already
Speaker 1: listened to six podcasts minimum a week. I love knowing
Speaker 1: what I'm tuning in for. So there's something interesting about that,
Speaker 1: because the reason that it's important to know what some
Speaker 1: of just does this mean our job? The Joe Rogans
Speaker 1: of The Bill Berds or whatever, right, like they're in
Speaker 1: a category that, yeah, they're white, the ones we don't exist, right,
Speaker 1: And so there is something, whether it's my demographic or not,
Speaker 1: that people are enjoying about it. And one thing I
Speaker 1: have learned, at least with horrible decisions, the best content
Speaker 1: from the show is not something we knew we were
Speaker 1: going to talk about. The best contents I've seen I'm
Speaker 1: brilliant Those moments that you cannot write down and create,
Speaker 1: that is what I'm talking about that makes podcasting so good.
Speaker 1: It's not the outline e ship. It's just not and
Speaker 1: never will be, you know, like when you have to
Speaker 1: be so rigid and follow something, it may not come
Speaker 1: off as natural. To me. When I listened to a
Speaker 1: Ted Talks or Daily or True Crime, I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm listening to something heavily produced that could be TV,
Speaker 1: not almost podcasting, right, because podcasting, I think of it
Speaker 1: as The Read was probably the first podcast I really
Speaker 1: sunk my teeth into. And to me, I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm listening to two friends. Yeah, I know what they're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about, people that we're gonna talk about sex.
Speaker 1: I don'rmally listen to hot topics, but it doesn't feel
Speaker 1: as rigid as a daily or a Ted talk, right,
Speaker 1: And I think that's what I mean by like putting
Speaker 1: those parameters on podcasting makes it hard when you have
Speaker 1: two people that don't need anything. Whatever you came up
Speaker 1: with today. If your phone died and my phone died
Speaker 1: and we had no outline, the show would still go
Speaker 1: on because I'm good at my job and so were you. Right,
Speaker 1: That's why we've done the show for six years. I
Speaker 1: don't think you can recreate things like this. That's why
Speaker 1: I think famous people are fucked with their show because
Speaker 1: they've been making TV and having ship produced for them
Speaker 1: that they have to follow. And podcasting, nigga, you can't
Speaker 1: just birth the good podcast. You have it or you don't.
Speaker 1: That's what's cool about regular people like us, right, making
Speaker 1: a podcast that aren't quote unquote celebrities like that is
Speaker 1: the real sauce. And that's how I'm able to like
Speaker 1: getting in maneuvering rooms and talk to someone that's huge,
Speaker 1: and I could still be like, oh, I'm here, because yeah,
Speaker 1: I did do that well at podcasting. I really think
Speaker 1: that those normal quote unquote people, podcasters and a lot
Speaker 1: of the true crime people are which makes it even
Speaker 1: crazier to me that they haven't had some huge famous
Speaker 1: person to a true crime pod yet. But I love
Speaker 1: that about that. I felt like when I was listening
Speaker 1: to Jesus and Marrow, like that's what I had. The
Speaker 1: brilliant idiots gives you that vibe. Even though Charlotte Mee
Speaker 1: Andrew Stults are super famous, Joe Budden is a famous
Speaker 1: person that gave people that vibe. A lot of famous
Speaker 1: people cannot do that. That's why they're failing. Bro. I
Speaker 1: think Joe Rogan too, I don't like, I know, people
Speaker 1: say he was famous before and the fear factor thing,
Speaker 1: but I really don't think people clicked on Joe Rogan Rogan,
Speaker 1: do you? I mean, I mean he was. He was
Speaker 1: on our TV like for decades while we were growing,
Speaker 1: and he didn't have a podcast, and he had a
Speaker 1: podcast before podcast. But really yeah, he's been doing that
Speaker 1: ship for a long time. So yeah, like, um, he's
Speaker 1: he's a very good interview. I just have a different perspective.
Speaker 1: I literally, if I have advice for anyone that's starting
Speaker 1: a podcast, I would never tell people don't care how
Speaker 1: fucking interesting they think they are. I would never, never
Speaker 1: ever give the advice of someone to go into a
Speaker 1: room and sit in front of a mic and just
Speaker 1: talk without an outline. I think you guys are comparing
Speaker 1: structures and segments will structure segment. But regardless, we're talking
Speaker 1: about but yeah, but I'm agreeing. I agree with that.
Speaker 1: But to me, But to me, you freestyle, but I don't.
Speaker 1: I can say. I can say today we're gonna talk
Speaker 1: about politics. It's it's it's something very vague and it's
Speaker 1: just a topic. And then we free flow because we're
Speaker 1: opinionated people, however, and we have opinions, which I have
Speaker 1: friends who have worked on scripted pods with celebrities that
Speaker 1: literally are waiting for their scripts. They because a lot
Speaker 1: of people also fear their opinion. Because it's got a
Speaker 1: lot of celebrity interviews. It's opening up the floodgates for
Speaker 1: people to not only share their opinion, but then receive
Speaker 1: the criticism, and a lot of people are not open
Speaker 1: to that. But also a lot of people don't have
Speaker 1: their own opinions. They're regurgitating things that they see on
Speaker 1: Twitter or from other podcasters, And now what's separating you
Speaker 1: from everyone else. But at the end of the day.
Speaker 1: If you live in fucking South Carolina and you and
Speaker 1: your homies are just sitting in front of a mic,
Speaker 1: what makes me want to listen to you more than
Speaker 1: anyone else? And I'm sorry If I just tune in
Speaker 1: and you sitting here talking about nothing and I have
Speaker 1: no idea why I'm tuning into you, I'm sorry. I'm
Speaker 1: not culture interesting because I feel like people can only
Speaker 1: take probably one or two at least. I'm that person
Speaker 1: like four or five in mind, Like, I don't really
Speaker 1: have different Everyone has a different opinion, and I love also,
Speaker 1: like when you are someone that just starts one off,
Speaker 1: what's gonna make me want to listen to you talk
Speaker 1: about it more than I do to breakfast class. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. But see, the thing is
Speaker 1: you have to have I really wanted. Well, you're a podcaster,
Speaker 1: Bridgie Kelly is a famous person. You were a podcaster,
Speaker 1: a good podcaster, Like, yeah, but have a reputation for that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: But I don't have. I have a reputation for talking
Speaker 1: about sucking dick. No one. I don't think anyone really cared.
Speaker 1: Now I have a reputation for talking about sucking dick,
Speaker 1: But I'm awesome, good at what the from. But that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I don't think anyone necessarily thought I
Speaker 1: could say much about music. That's not true. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying from what I've read, I don't think
Speaker 1: people thought much. People still call us when they introduced
Speaker 1: us on other podcasts we were just on reasonably shady.
Speaker 1: They said, we have the biggest hos, not that we
Speaker 1: have two women who have carved their way out in
Speaker 1: podcasting and are great at what the funk they do. No,
Speaker 1: we're still getting introduced on another podcasts. It's not bothering
Speaker 1: me unlike people are. It's horrible, but it's not bothering me.
Speaker 1: What I'm just saying is is in this space and
Speaker 1: you can feel free to give your advice on podcasting.
Speaker 1: What you've been able to do and where you take
Speaker 1: your podcasting career is different than where I'm taking my
Speaker 1: podcast career. We both the same way when we sat
Speaker 1: on Brilliant Idiots Fucking Charlemagne lives by audio and swears
Speaker 1: by audio, Andrew Schultz lives and swears by video. They
Speaker 1: both are phenomenal of what the funk they do, and
Speaker 1: their geniuses in their prospective Pockets, and I think it's
Speaker 1: the same. So I just want to agree to disagree.
Speaker 1: But I personally listen to five or six uh curt
Speaker 1: event music based podcast during the week, and I love
Speaker 1: it because I know I'm going to get a different
Speaker 1: opinion from those people. That's crazy. I don't I do
Speaker 1: oh my friends or my friends, heyde, my friends, my homegirl,
Speaker 1: we just went to Aruba. She was at my house
Speaker 1: for a week. I'm I'm doing my makeup to podcasts.
Speaker 1: She's like, bro, can we talk? Afro beats literally all
Speaker 1: my friends listen to. She was like, is this this
Speaker 1: this Joe? Oh, they're kind of interesting. She she knows
Speaker 1: ish and so we're listening to Joe's pod. This is
Speaker 1: when I was where where were we? Where did me
Speaker 1: and Crystal just go somewhere? But I had heard listen
Speaker 1: to Joe my friends know if you with me and
Speaker 1: the Bluetooth is mine, baby, we're listening to people talk
Speaker 1: while we're getting ready hearing people talking. But I've learned
Speaker 1: over the years that podcasting for me, what makes me
Speaker 1: so different is that I don't replay. And Brianna and
Speaker 1: I were talking about this because Brianna play what, so
Speaker 1: I don't. I can't like it that I won't replay myself.
Speaker 1: I won't. I don't listen to myself. I don't. But
Speaker 1: a lot of people replay, right, especially in the beginning,
Speaker 1: I don't replay listen to other podcasts because I want
Speaker 1: to be the most natural that I can be. In
Speaker 1: the beginning, I really wanted to learn a lot about podcasting,
Speaker 1: so I was listening to a lot. But I would
Speaker 1: catch myself maybe even saying something that I didn't even realize,
Speaker 1: Like it coul almost seem like you're stealing something, but
Speaker 1: you're really not. You just listen to something for hours,
Speaker 1: so you may repeat the same joke and like, I'm
Speaker 1: never going to be the person that can do that.
Speaker 1: Like that's so embarrassing, you know what I'm saying. So
Speaker 1: like I choose not to. And it's funny because Alex
Speaker 1: said to me the other day something about so and
Speaker 1: so who records here. I was like really, and he
Speaker 1: was like, Nike, do you listen to podcasts? I was like, no,
Speaker 1: fucking work with the right forty hours a week during podcasting,
Speaker 1: horrible decisions for facts sake, the Patreon tre both and
Speaker 1: then on top of that owning the studio, Like, I
Speaker 1: get really scared that I will turn into a podcast
Speaker 1: like Robot. So I'm that I try to do my
Speaker 1: best and like I literally wake up and read pot News.
Speaker 1: So pod news is that's but no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's website. It goes to my email. So before I
Speaker 1: do literally anything, I wake up and I read pot News.
Speaker 1: So pot news is I want to say they're connected
Speaker 1: to pot people. I'm not sure. But I learned about
Speaker 1: all of the acquisitions. I learned about the different trends
Speaker 1: in the industry. Um, that's where I just came out
Speaker 1: with this. Like when I said this that earlier, Um,
Speaker 1: I know who's buying who. And when I was in accounting,
Speaker 1: I used to want to be in mergers and acquisitions.
Speaker 1: So the same way Stitcher is now a part of
Speaker 1: Serious x M shout out to Stitcher, well, because then
Speaker 1: it's really good to listen, to pay attention to if
Speaker 1: you buy stocks and if you invest. Yeah. So so
Speaker 1: the way that it's mid roles Stitcher and Serious that
Speaker 1: is all like a merger and acquisition, the way that
Speaker 1: Spotify ball match it. So mind you as a podcaster,
Speaker 1: I'm looking because now I'm seeing where the money is going,
Speaker 1: and it's why you know, shout out to who we
Speaker 1: just signed with it I was able to get like
Speaker 1: a seven figure deal, Like it's fucking just like just
Speaker 1: just knowing the landscape of what you're doing. I think
Speaker 1: it's the same whether you're incorporate, if you are in finance.
Speaker 1: You want to you want to see where where everything
Speaker 1: is changing. I think those are two different things. Like
Speaker 1: when I should definitely like know about it's just I
Speaker 1: can't listen to it as entertainment anymore because I'm an
Speaker 1: entertainer and I feel like I'm like, I gotta be
Speaker 1: as natural as I can't. I remember when I started
Speaker 1: my TV show, because that to me was a milestone
Speaker 1: and I was like, this has got to be good.
Speaker 1: I maybe wanted to watch a few episodes of people
Speaker 1: that have shows like mine or comps, which is something
Speaker 1: you can compare it to, right if you've ever like
Speaker 1: made a deck for something, you might put a comp
Speaker 1: of what it is. And so when I watched some
Speaker 1: of the comps, I was like, oh no, I can't
Speaker 1: watch this anymore because now my mannerisms are going to
Speaker 1: look like this person then, or I'm going to try
Speaker 1: to like fix what I'm doing, Like I can only
Speaker 1: be lazy and if I'm not her then like, this
Speaker 1: isn't what these people paid for me for. This is
Speaker 1: why people are gonna tute into it. I'm gonna start
Speaker 1: turning into something else. Like it's it's a hard like
Speaker 1: give and take because even for Audible, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: working on producing podcasts for one of the biggest fucking
Speaker 1: black directors. Like he's a hundred millionaire a million times over.
Speaker 1: People are waiting to see what he's making next, and
Speaker 1: this is his first time doing podcasts, and like, how
Speaker 1: can I not listen to it? But I'm terrified that
Speaker 1: I will make it sound like another one. And it's
Speaker 1: that like it's this thin line of how can I
Speaker 1: learn and not emulate inspiration outside of the room they
Speaker 1: already in? Yeah, how can you really end in? Inspiration
Speaker 1: is a big deal to when people say that you know,
Speaker 1: horrible decisions and inspired inspired them. You know, I always
Speaker 1: am uh grateful. But at the same time, if I
Speaker 1: see they have a sex podcast, I'm like, wow, is
Speaker 1: it different if we made you want to make one?
Speaker 1: Not almost something but really just curious. It's like, how
Speaker 1: did it inspire you to make something different. And I
Speaker 1: think my most impressive moments I've had when people have
Speaker 1: told me that, or when like I had to do
Speaker 1: that has a wrestling podcast that told me that, and
Speaker 1: I was like, horrible decision on He was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: like that is a podcast that I was just like,
Speaker 1: I want to be just like that, and you're talking
Speaker 1: about sports. That's dope as fuck. And that's why it
Speaker 1: is important to listen to like things outside of yourself,
Speaker 1: you know, and I want everyone to know to like
Speaker 1: I think that Obviously the average person listening may not
Speaker 1: be a podcaster, but this is also super relative. And
Speaker 1: any kind of like corporate work you could be doing,
Speaker 1: you should check out what other people are doing. When
Speaker 1: I worked for telecommunications, I wanted to know how much
Speaker 1: everybody else was getting paid for the same title that
Speaker 1: I had in other fucking companies so that I could
Speaker 1: use that to my benefit. You know, We've always got
Speaker 1: to make sure like you kind of check that out.
Speaker 1: And even if it's not because you may want to
Speaker 1: leave a place, it's just so you know, because no,
Speaker 1: you can never be the okay dope like there's it
Speaker 1: takes nothing to soak up as much info as you can,
Speaker 1: Like I'm the person that like listens to book about
Speaker 1: how to be a millionaire, and now I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: if a million is easy to get, what comes after that?
Speaker 1: And how do you keep it growing? Like we have
Speaker 1: to make sure that we're always feeding ourselves that because
Speaker 1: I want to flex for the rest of my life
Speaker 1: on Instagram and whatever app will come after that. That
Speaker 1: mean said, do you guys, would you guys say at
Speaker 1: least that you agree that not just anyone could hop
Speaker 1: on Mike? Of course? I mean well no, I mean
Speaker 1: for sure, not just anybody can be I mean to
Speaker 1: be honestly, anyone can sit in front of a mike. Yes,
Speaker 1: Can anyone be successful and monetize the podcast? No, but
Speaker 1: anyone can sit in front of a mic can talk absolutely.
Speaker 1: Because where I gave you guys kudos probably I think
Speaker 1: it was yesterday, is that you guys hold up a
Speaker 1: whole structure, right, But let's say if you guys go
Speaker 1: free form, Like let's say that, well, the episode that
Speaker 1: just came out, right, you guys go free form, but
Speaker 1: under the horrible branding an umbrella, and you guys know
Speaker 1: how to stick to it. A lot of people that
Speaker 1: I've seen across my time just kind of talk and
Speaker 1: that's it, and it's like that I gotta have EISO.
Speaker 1: I'm like, we're joking about no outline, but that episode
Speaker 1: still had but that there's still a format, and that's like, oh, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: yeah there's still a format. But then there's also segments
Speaker 1: to where I understand in your world where it's like
Speaker 1: the outline at least, And I've always said this to
Speaker 1: everybody who comes to the studio. An outline always brings
Speaker 1: you back to the show and then you guys know
Speaker 1: how to end instead of you just because the hardest
Speaker 1: thing is realizing you're talking to a friend. There's so
Speaker 1: many times I get on i G Live and I
Speaker 1: make jokes about me thinking I'm on FaceTime, and so
Speaker 1: I forget there's people there. You almost kind of have
Speaker 1: to low key entertain them. Sometimes I forget that there's
Speaker 1: cameras here, right, And those things can also make you
Speaker 1: good at the job. But with podcasting in particular, there's
Speaker 1: nothing worse than like hearing something that's mundane, something that
Speaker 1: goes over too long, and when people don't know how
Speaker 1: to snowball snowballing into me, it's it could be like
Speaker 1: um trying to think. I mean, I was about to
Speaker 1: turn this back into horror like snowballing guys who com
Speaker 1: really good date that you cannot stop talking on. And
Speaker 1: one thing leads to one thing and leads to one thing.
Speaker 1: That's a good podcast. That's a fucking podcast for real?
Speaker 1: What like? And and to me again, I think the
Speaker 1: masters of that ship, they're just improv geniuses. Are Jesus
Speaker 1: and Mayor a lot of people do it well, but
Speaker 1: then niggas can take a fucking You could say any
Speaker 1: word and they I agree, we just have to prize
Speaker 1: of camp and Pagan. Speaking of all of that nasty ship,
Speaker 1: the vanilla ship for this week is something that I
Speaker 1: found on Hollywood and locked or one of those fucking things.
Speaker 1: But there's a woman that has too vaginas? Now, what
Speaker 1: about these two posties makes them so special? And Australian
Speaker 1: Women went viral on only Fans after fans and subscribers
Speaker 1: discovered her interesting and unique biological trait to vaginas. She
Speaker 1: reportedly learned she had a uterus delfis during a bus
Speaker 1: and according to the Mayo Clinic, they're very rare and
Speaker 1: they have two small tubes that make a uterus and
Speaker 1: a fetus, but it's it's not her, so it ain't
Speaker 1: two holes. Damn. I thought this was way more into
Speaker 1: It was like, I was like, Dan got two pusses
Speaker 1: in an asshole, but here's the team about the two pussies.
Speaker 1: So basically, she was told her condition after a field relationship,
Speaker 1: and she was an escort, so in sex work she
Speaker 1: felt that it was easier to mentally. I believe that
Speaker 1: she was using one of her pussies for her work
Speaker 1: and the other when I got into her relations shaming
Speaker 1: herself like, you know what, my pussy just can't be
Speaker 1: empowered to do sex work and do it in my
Speaker 1: personal whenever this show pussy, that's crazy. Now, this is
Speaker 1: one she says. Quote when I got into her relationship,
Speaker 1: was better for me to separate the two, one for
Speaker 1: work and one for personal life. And it was a
Speaker 1: lot easier emotionally and physically for me. And after I
Speaker 1: quit this, I started only fans and I was an
Speaker 1: adult content with both vaginas, and to me, it's my normal.
Speaker 1: I never really thought it was that intriguing. I guess
Speaker 1: not many people can say that he's one for work
Speaker 1: and one for personal. I feel like that about a
Speaker 1: lot of things, like phones, computers. If y'all can have
Speaker 1: an extra titty, pussy or booty hole, which one would
Speaker 1: you choose? Booty hole? Why? Because I probably wouldn't be
Speaker 1: that consternated, So you think you should from both holes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it'd be a lot easier get in out. I definitely
Speaker 1: don't want an extra bootoole. Maybe two throats, Okay, that's
Speaker 1: why are you laughing? You know, actually two throats might
Speaker 1: be what would the what would you succeed with two throats?
Speaker 1: Two dicks in my throat? Hello? And was crazy? Like
Speaker 1: and that was a dumb cat? Real quick? Have you
Speaker 1: ever boui? And to think about it? Do you know
Speaker 1: how kinky it could be too? Have you ever put
Speaker 1: your thumb in a booty hole while you was sucking
Speaker 1: the pussy and you could feel your thumb through that
Speaker 1: little lining? Right? If I had two throats, the dicks
Speaker 1: is gonna fill each other, but not really know it's
Speaker 1: like dp you, Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's gonna
Speaker 1: fill each other, but not because he's gonna be aligning.
Speaker 1: It's separate. What does that mean? Do you smell. I
Speaker 1: thought I spelled something it was. I was like, I
Speaker 1: smelled something strong. It was like alcohol. I don't think
Speaker 1: about it. I wasn't drinking. Not drinking. You said, throats,
Speaker 1: you really want two bootholes? You don't even get they.
Speaker 1: You don't even get it, one of your bootholes. What
Speaker 1: you're gonna do with two? By the way, the hood
Speaker 1: he's like really been like finger in my ass, Like
Speaker 1: he got his big hands. He's big, and wait, what
Speaker 1: do you mean you fall? No, no, I'm sorry, And
Speaker 1: I said I wouldn't. I was like, damn, girl, you
Speaker 1: got like t s a bay like to be honest,
Speaker 1: bed D got a dad bod. Not no more, he
Speaker 1: got a dad bod sometimes. And I like that ship
Speaker 1: he has a dad bod sometimes because like he will
Speaker 1: go like in and out of like super crazy gym
Speaker 1: ship and then he'll just get heavy into work. When
Speaker 1: he gets heavy into work, he'll just get a dad
Speaker 1: bought on me. But he's big though, he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of women. By the way, I'm just still
Speaker 1: I don't know how in my thirties, I'm still so shallow.
Speaker 1: My nigs be fine. I don't like super but like
Speaker 1: you saw like that nigg half a century and you
Speaker 1: see my nigga, he's like half a century is nig
Speaker 1: is like, no, that's century twenty one. Bit oh you're
Speaker 1: not thinking no, but like for they're gonna be half
Speaker 1: a century is still be good. I'd be like, I'm
Speaker 1: not talking, but I literally listen, listen, liten. We're just
Speaker 1: different now when we've been doing fucking and i'd just
Speaker 1: be looking at him. I'll be like, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get back in the gym too. I am, I am,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get because he's just so fine, And I'm
Speaker 1: like he's fucking crazy, ripped, crazy, muscular, like he's the
Speaker 1: equinox every fucking day. Like he's just like almost like
Speaker 1: too perfect body and that's insane, too perfect? That is
Speaker 1: that really? Like, don't he doesn't have body fat? Bro,
Speaker 1: like the nigga don't have body fat. It's crazy, that's cool.
Speaker 1: He's super lean, That's what I'm saying, Like, I don't
Speaker 1: it's too perfect, must be not. I'm about to get
Speaker 1: a light boning and you think I want to see this,
Speaker 1: But that's great. Now you guys will have like you
Speaker 1: have something to look at while you're fucking I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't be wanting ship. I just want to be
Speaker 1: just put that dick in my pussy, nigga. I ain't
Speaker 1: trying to look at nothing. Actually, I'm like, I want
Speaker 1: to look at the galaxy light, but I will be
Speaker 1: trying to look at him. Damn. Oh, dear, well, dear,
Speaker 1: horrible decision for this week. Wait, we're skipping horror dirt, okay,
Speaker 1: all right? Uh the only one horror dirts like we
Speaker 1: could kind of do. I was reading on porn hub
Speaker 1: even though I already do it. Somebody was like, if
Speaker 1: you watch this porn with no sound, it's easier to
Speaker 1: imagine yourself in it, and like, imagine the sounds. And
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. Not I talked about this
Speaker 1: years ago, Bitch, I need sound like it's so bad.
Speaker 1: I don't like Tony dub It. I ain't even gonna
Speaker 1: hold you. You don't how much sound I need. I'll
Speaker 1: be putting my porn on the bluetooth, bitch. It'd be
Speaker 1: surround sound, and now it's not. I'd be like Alexa
Speaker 1: volume eight, not Tin just eight. I like here, like
Speaker 1: all to that should be sounding like it sounds like
Speaker 1: it's virtual real. I'd be like, it's somebody in my
Speaker 1: living room, you know. Crazy. I don't like loud nowhere, no,
Speaker 1: no matter where I am, because I feel like I
Speaker 1: love loud porn, and now I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 1: I finally got comfortable, like with my cat being on
Speaker 1: the end of my bed while I played with myself,
Speaker 1: because I'd just be like, body, you just know what
Speaker 1: it is, because he'd be up now that's too not
Speaker 1: he he'd be humping like my blankets, so I feel
Speaker 1: like I got a little horny as anyway, and I'd
Speaker 1: be like, damn, body, you're just gonna hunch the goddamn
Speaker 1: comforter in front of me. So now I'll just be like, body,
Speaker 1: you just know what it is. I'm moaned in front
Speaker 1: of him and everything now I used to not, but
Speaker 1: I do now, Judges you No, I think he'd just
Speaker 1: be like, God, damn bitch, because you just see you
Speaker 1: might need to get it too, bait. He literally he
Speaker 1: literally sits outside of my bedroom. Now when I have
Speaker 1: sex come into the room anymore, thank God, because I
Speaker 1: think he just want to make sure I'm still alive,
Speaker 1: and he'll just be looking at me like I'll be
Speaker 1: getting up ready to fucking go white the you know
Speaker 1: that I gotta piss because you gotta piss between rounds.
Speaker 1: Ladiestus gonna be my horr derve. You don't want to,
Speaker 1: goddamn you t I after fucking too much, So I'll
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom and piss, and then they will
Speaker 1: be right there just looking like, damn, bit, you're gonna
Speaker 1: keep going. He looked at See. The reason my dog
Speaker 1: doesn't look at me when I'm screaming is because I'll
Speaker 1: be on the phone loudest, so she's used to me
Speaker 1: being like, bit, yeah, but there's no other person he
Speaker 1: sees the person. The person either when I'm getting there's
Speaker 1: a whole another person about getting fun. He'd be outside
Speaker 1: when I masturbate you on the bed with me. You
Speaker 1: want to keep you company? He does, And at one
Speaker 1: time the nigga just wanted to be petted like I
Speaker 1: wasn't playing under the covers. And then Nigga popped up
Speaker 1: body now a bit. You know, I'm motherfucking busy right now.
Speaker 1: And then Nigga wanted to just pop up and suck it.
Speaker 1: He started purring and wanted to get pat I said,
Speaker 1: I'm petting the other pussy right now, but take your
Speaker 1: motherfucking ass. I was so mad. I was said that
Speaker 1: you know what I'm doing because I do this quite often.
Speaker 1: Why do you think you could just come? I mean
Speaker 1: this the white like white. Nina's never come up to
Speaker 1: you while you're playing triple absolutely not. Yes, yes, Nina
Speaker 1: has no she has not. I could see you giving
Speaker 1: your fingers. My god, I would never say something. You know,
Speaker 1: that's my child, okay, okay. Also, cats just jump over
Speaker 1: everything and on the table too. That's why you can't
Speaker 1: eat food. No body no not to get up done. Well.
Speaker 1: I don't eat at my table. I eat in the
Speaker 1: living room. I have uh little things that you fold
Speaker 1: out open and you know, like they used to have
Speaker 1: and it's even really what is this? Maybe it's one
Speaker 1: of Mandy's blond hairs. Do you ever do both? Do
Speaker 1: I ever do what? No? I ain't. Don't you see,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put bleached down by my pussies. It is bleach,
Speaker 1: that is how we I mean, I'm sure that can't
Speaker 1: be good for your pussy, but I'm sure people do.
Speaker 1: I'm not. No, I don't think anyone doesn't like you.
Speaker 1: Have a people do it. That's not true. People do it.
Speaker 1: I think people do it, and they bleach your asshole too.
Speaker 1: Bleaching your asshole cool, but bleaching your pubic hairs? No,
Speaker 1: remember Samantha Sex in the City did it? I'm boss
Speaker 1: of the bush. No, that was a that was a
Speaker 1: that was a script. I don't know she like, I
Speaker 1: don't think she. I'm saying people do it. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know who. Can we get that person on
Speaker 1: because I would like to know for their pH level
Speaker 1: uh is and how how they burn there? It's safe
Speaker 1: to bleach my pubic hair's question mark? Oh hold on,
Speaker 1: see out, dear colored hairs. Thanks to the advances of
Speaker 1: modern science and research, pubic hair cannot be safely dyed
Speaker 1: to match the color of the hair on your head
Speaker 1: or too shock di bafely with what what? What's the beauty?
Speaker 1: The first die available specifics not as not an ad
Speaker 1: uh is formulated for dyeing pubic hair with hot irritation. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's actually like a rent, not a not's a halloweene?
Speaker 1: Are you doing it a halloween? Just dying your pupic hair?
Speaker 1: But like, are you doing are you going to give it.
Speaker 1: Are you going to give it a nice oumbre so
Speaker 1: it can match your hair? What color would you die
Speaker 1: your pews? That's what I was just thinking about. Like brown,
Speaker 1: you would have pink pups. Huh, But it's gonna be hot.
Speaker 1: My pupils are already brown. They are light or black.
Speaker 1: They're dark brown. Man, everybody knows their pews colors. I
Speaker 1: mean I think they're Oh. I just shaved. I forgot
Speaker 1: because I felt like I really wanted to like ride
Speaker 1: some face tonight. So I was like, you know, I
Speaker 1: let me be considerate and shaved this thing a little bit.
Speaker 1: You gotta get wax bro. I'm not getting a wax bro.
Speaker 1: I just do the Venus extra Glide. This is not
Speaker 1: an AD and it's probably not extra glide, but it's
Speaker 1: a glide. Something that's Venus glade. Is that the one
Speaker 1: with the song? I'm Venus and I am the desire
Speaker 1: with this shape? Coucci bitch. Razors are so expensive I
Speaker 1: had to go if you at least twenty dollars, don't
Speaker 1: put it in New York. No, it's too cold. It's
Speaker 1: too cold to be like walking over to get the
Speaker 1: cheap razors. That's why I I had to go to bodega, so, like,
Speaker 1: I have a Walgreens that's maybe like a seven minute
Speaker 1: walk with the bodega is a one minute walk. So
Speaker 1: I go in there. I was like, can I get
Speaker 1: a razor please? And he said it was and I
Speaker 1: said stop. I literally said no. If he laughed like so,
Speaker 1: then don't mind. I said, come on, it was only
Speaker 1: one in there, Mandy bro you were wearing Botega's and
Speaker 1: a Rolex watch and you can't spend twenty dollars on
Speaker 1: a motherfucking razer. Wasn't a Botega, fucking it wasn't was
Speaker 1: It was probably Galette or Nus. It wasn't Valentino Venus. Okay,
Speaker 1: it was not. You have a hairy COUCHI well, I
Speaker 1: s did. I've never been sugared my friend sugar? Oh
Speaker 1: I did, sugar, And once I didn't like it, he
Speaker 1: said you didn't. Yeah. I think he talked about what
Speaker 1: does it feel different on your puss? They basically put
Speaker 1: it on and then they have to roll it really
Speaker 1: fast to like get the hair off. It's like tearing
Speaker 1: your couchie hairs out. We fucking sugar. It's like it's
Speaker 1: a very deep exfoliation. The ladies shout out to Usha
Speaker 1: my brows on thirty third Street, if anyone saw me
Speaker 1: get my pussy waxed on sex cells, that was who
Speaker 1: it was. She does sugaring. She does gold sials like
Speaker 1: she does a bunch of ship but the most popular
Speaker 1: is just like regular, what gold for? Sis? You hear
Speaker 1: all this ship that she's spending money on, but she
Speaker 1: stopped not one night and nine. You don't. Wolf Space
Speaker 1: is like, yeah, this this is how you how ridiculously
Speaker 1: you're not pushing the cheap luxury. Sorry, I hate that ship.
Speaker 1: I might be dead by the time this episode comes out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not doing it play I will never never will
Speaker 1: clearly because you won't pay twenty one night. That's how
Speaker 1: cheap I am. You know I bought a bottle after
Speaker 1: the live showing l A. She's also popping bottles. This
Speaker 1: is how the story goes. At the Continental Club, they
Speaker 1: bring the receipt and I said, what then is this?
Speaker 1: I thought the bottle was three and allars. Why is
Speaker 1: it three forty seven? Because it wasn't with gratuity and
Speaker 1: she was like, it's for the No, it was for
Speaker 1: the juices and water. I said, you need to take
Speaker 1: it off. That's what you drank it. You should, but
Speaker 1: you drink it right, the juice with the goddamn bottle.
Speaker 1: You guys were just gonna hand me the bottle. And
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, well, we do cranberry and pineapple, but
Speaker 1: she wanted grapefruit. Bitch, I don't give a grapefruit is extra.
Speaker 1: So it was red bull So was the hand red
Speaker 1: Bulls extra? And that's exactly right. And someone else, one
Speaker 1: of my friends, I said, look and no, no, no,
Speaker 1: let's just do one. Top it off, top it off.
Speaker 1: I drink no, no, but you asked for it, so
Speaker 1: you damn sure should have been the one to pay
Speaker 1: for I just let her know, like you need to
Speaker 1: take it off, and like she was kind of laughing,
Speaker 1: like it's funny. And I don't understand what I would
Speaker 1: have left it you too, And I'm like, no, I
Speaker 1: tipped well, but I don't give regular money. Well, nigga,
Speaker 1: because I'm I'm for real, like I want to always
Speaker 1: make sure I take care of service people because like
Speaker 1: they deserve it because someone else, but all of them
Speaker 1: do somebody, but they're probably a piece of ship, which
Speaker 1: is why. And they're which is my way away. Fuck you,
Speaker 1: plus the assholes who don't be listening. When I talked
Speaker 1: about what happened um in a Ruba, I said we
Speaker 1: tipped tem percent and someone decided to say that's so
Speaker 1: ghetto not to tip at all. Ten percent is not
Speaker 1: not tipping at all. My goodness, fucking gracious, I will
Speaker 1: tip low before I don't tip at all. But you're
Speaker 1: not getting plus like all, especially because I used to
Speaker 1: bartend so I I love someone goes out of their
Speaker 1: way and I really only get that service when I,
Speaker 1: like go to Atlanta. Here, New York, y'all, y'all, good
Speaker 1: like day, New York y'are making this ship hard for
Speaker 1: me because like I want to, I want to tip
Speaker 1: you because I know, like this is a lot, but
Speaker 1: it's like they just don't give a funk no more.
Speaker 1: But just so y'all know, please listen to the words
Speaker 1: coming out of our motherfucking mouths. Don't be adding ship,
Speaker 1: don't be ad living me. I just said, I have
Speaker 1: no problem tipping tippercent ten percent is a lot in
Speaker 1: another country, though in the other countries they get paid
Speaker 1: enough to where you're not supposed to tip, and I
Speaker 1: still tip when I go out of town, like I
Speaker 1: still tip. I'm just saying, like some ten in another
Speaker 1: countries twenties, but it's because here, But it's because service
Speaker 1: industry here, they will be making two dollars and change
Speaker 1: about the only thing I will say, you have to
Speaker 1: know when you are going out, like I don't think like, oh,
Speaker 1: like this person is gonna be like deserving if this
Speaker 1: isn't that because you should be adding it on. We
Speaker 1: know that when we're going out and having a service,
Speaker 1: especially in this pandemic, you should just automatically add if
Speaker 1: I'm spending, if I'm spending two one of dollars, I'm
Speaker 1: spending two forty, right, I already know that. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like the back of my hand. I think
Speaker 1: that because it's easy math. No, it's not not for everybody.
Speaker 1: But do you know how many times I go out?
Speaker 1: Is why I don't do birthday dinner asnymore. Do you
Speaker 1: know how many times I go out with bitches and
Speaker 1: no one knows how to calculate that? No one includes
Speaker 1: the tip and what then if you're fortunate that and
Speaker 1: we're your portion of the bill is fifty dollars you're
Speaker 1: putting in sixty that's just what it is. Some fucker's
Speaker 1: don't know that. And then technically you really should be
Speaker 1: putting in like sixty four because there's tax. So no,
Speaker 1: people don't know what. You don't invite me to know.
Speaker 1: Motherfucking catch steak. I love steak twelve hundred dollars. I
Speaker 1: just I just went to catch steak, like three. I
Speaker 1: went three times within one week. I went up and
Speaker 1: got wag Well no the first time, uh no, nigger.
Speaker 1: We had the wago and someone else paid for it,
Speaker 1: and it was delicious. But then I realized when I
Speaker 1: want to get it paid for myself, it wasn't this good.
Speaker 1: I realized that the wag bitch tastes so good with
Speaker 1: someone else paid for it. But I went through this
Speaker 1: waggo stage because that was like I was like, okay, bro,
Speaker 1: you pay personal slice perce like per ounce, and we
Speaker 1: got a lot and it was a lot. It was
Speaker 1: a lot. But also they have this blue, this blue
Speaker 1: thin crudeo with truffle oil. Oh you want to if
Speaker 1: anyone wants to, I don't even know what um it's
Speaker 1: the best kind of like me you can get in
Speaker 1: the States, it's Japanese or whatever. When I now it
Speaker 1: refers to sometimes even the cut because they can't get
Speaker 1: the cows from Japan. The long story short, do you
Speaker 1: really want a good, soft and cheap steak. You don't
Speaker 1: want to get hanger steak if you can't afford the filet.
Speaker 1: And you see hanger steak, Hanger steak is generally gonna
Speaker 1: be just as soft and just as tasty, like that's
Speaker 1: my little luxury is had because I love it had well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you all now, bitch, don't ever order
Speaker 1: the skirt because that should be rough and thin as fun.
Speaker 1: That ship is this rug, y'all see this rug. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I'll be talking about my studio. No,
Speaker 1: I'm saying the girl steak is rough thin thing and
Speaker 1: the rug is sucking fluffy and verry sometimes there it is.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's giving skirt steak. All right, Let's
Speaker 1: get into the horrible decisions this week, which is the
Speaker 1: craziest only fan requests. So I got this compilation from
Speaker 1: some Twitter mentions. I saw some reddits and some really
Speaker 1: like funny stories about women that work for only fans
Speaker 1: and the ship that people have asked for so um
Speaker 1: with only fans news. When it broke that they wouldn't
Speaker 1: do porn anymore. There was a woman who got on
Speaker 1: there that was a really popular porn star and she
Speaker 1: wanted to try to transition her fans early, so she
Speaker 1: started acting like a dog on only fans. I think
Speaker 1: we talked about this and it was making a hundred k.
Speaker 1: Now when that happened, she literally stopped making porn, started
Speaker 1: making a hundred k being a dog. And then when
Speaker 1: it was brought back because like, we want to see
Speaker 1: your pussie again, she was like, no, they're fucking stocks plummeted.
Speaker 1: And it all started from a request she had years before,
Speaker 1: and she was finding like, all right, well fuck it,
Speaker 1: no more porn. I'm gonna act like a dog. This
Speaker 1: one I thought was crazy too. A woman says a
Speaker 1: man requested her to record herself making brownies at her house,
Speaker 1: naked of course, but before she put them in the oven,
Speaker 1: he wanted her to shoot on them and send them
Speaker 1: to him. Not how much would you charge for that?
Speaker 1: So like she didn't bake him, and she just shed
Speaker 1: on them, ship on them and then bake him, baked
Speaker 1: the ship. Oh god, but what about her oven. I
Speaker 1: mean maybe it kills the bacteria or whatever. Because not,
Speaker 1: but then you're even gonna smell like shit? What it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What would you do that? How much would you charge
Speaker 1: for ship brownie? For someone to just eat it, for
Speaker 1: me to eat it, No, to just make it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he put in some brownies. No, this guy wants her
Speaker 1: to make a video making brownies, but she shoot on
Speaker 1: them before they go on the oven. And it was
Speaker 1: just the video. The video. Now in cloud ship on
Speaker 1: the brownie, you send him the brownie. That's it. No video, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because the video part. But it has to be your ship.
Speaker 1: But you also have to play shipping, which I'm for
Speaker 1: body ship in that fucking mean, he ain't gonna know
Speaker 1: the difference. It's gonna cash. It is different. Okay, how
Speaker 1: much would I charge to ship in a brownie? Bitch? Three? Geez,
Speaker 1: why do you be throwing out numbers because if mine
Speaker 1: is lower? Now you make me sound like a cheapo.
Speaker 1: And I don't like that ship. I need to gonna
Speaker 1: hold you to cast my white goose steak or something
Speaker 1: like that, like I'll do it. Let me see, I
Speaker 1: don't stand honey or whatever I was gonna say and
Speaker 1: ain't nobody got to know seven honey. Yeah, that's like
Speaker 1: the cast some red bottoms. I'm cool with seven Honey,
Speaker 1: cool with seven Honey. Um if it's on video where
Speaker 1: possibly it could be leaked from the cloud and now
Speaker 1: it ends up on that fucking drive where everyone sees
Speaker 1: all the only Fans videos and now everyone can see
Speaker 1: me ship on the d N podcast. I don't even
Speaker 1: say never once I'm a millionaire toilet once, I'm a millionaire,
Speaker 1: but jillionaire but gillionaire? Do you think I can funk
Speaker 1: if y'all see me ship? All y'all want the fucking ship.
Speaker 1: So there's a lot of millionaires it is, I'm telling
Speaker 1: you know, but we walk amongst them. I don't want no,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. And okay, I'm gonna admit
Speaker 1: because I was curious with Soldier. Point was trending, right,
Speaker 1: he's a millionaire. That nigger had ring tones before ring
Speaker 1: tones was a thing that Nick has the only fans
Speaker 1: down hold dick out curve and all that ship kind
Speaker 1: of swallowed too. I saw it, But you gotta look good.
Speaker 1: It's not that I don't think it's the money. At
Speaker 1: that point, I think you kind of like enjoyed that ship.
Speaker 1: Not bro, they got they gotta be doing it for money. Bro,
Speaker 1: he's doing it for money. But I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 1: there's there's a different type of circumstance here. A lot
Speaker 1: of people do only fans, so they don't have a
Speaker 1: choice soldier. But I got a choice Nick, And you
Speaker 1: know he got a big as dick and he wanted
Speaker 1: to show off. Because I'm gonna tell you what happened
Speaker 1: after I saw that dick. I was like, eat corny
Speaker 1: but cheesy, But like, that's it, that's that big dig shit.
Speaker 1: He know he'd be looking us. We don't care because
Speaker 1: he got a big old dick. That dick is and
Speaker 1: Dick is bing okay. Next one damn. A woman charged
Speaker 1: eight hundred and thirty two dollars for a custom video
Speaker 1: one hour longer. Eight hundred and thirty two? What what? What? Then?
Speaker 1: Do people be coming up with these numbers? I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's the taxes, it's the wagon stake. One hour long
Speaker 1: involved doing a blog style of her shopping, buying the
Speaker 1: most dick shaped fruits she could find, watching them, and
Speaker 1: fucking herself with them with a condom on while also
Speaker 1: cooking and prepping food in an apron that said slept
Speaker 1: for cock. Then after I sucked myself with the vegetables,
Speaker 1: he requested I cut them up, cook and eat them. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it was actually really fun and I enjoyed doing it,
Speaker 1: so I ain't gonna hold you. There verified only fan girls.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. I would do that too,
Speaker 1: but my nigger, I I would. I would legit. First off,
Speaker 1: you put a cucumber in your pussy for free. I
Speaker 1: know it wasn't. I wasn't, it wasn't adolescent. No what Bro,
Speaker 1: you shared this already on the pod Bro, cucumber pussy,
Speaker 1: but you did it for free. I really think we
Speaker 1: ate it. I really think it ended up being a salad.
Speaker 1: I put it back because I see what I mean,
Speaker 1: and then you ate it was gone. Don't make this
Speaker 1: the clip sick. No, please make into this. I'm done.
Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm done us. No, we're not done yet.
Speaker 1: Keep going so embarrassing. Okay, y'all see how she liked
Speaker 1: in the episodes. Y'all this heart this two weeks in. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're the one who put the cucumber yo pussy. Now
Speaker 1: I had a guy asked for panties that I pete,
Speaker 1: that had that had pete and shipped on them, and
Speaker 1: he wanted proof of me doing it. All was my
Speaker 1: first week, so it was like without boundaries at that point,
Speaker 1: and I did it, but when I received when he
Speaker 1: received them, he sent me a video putting them on
Speaker 1: his face, and I definitely undercharged him. The next one,
Speaker 1: I was asked to dry hump Apello for ten minutes. Dog.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why you can't say this word, bro said,
Speaker 1: Look that edited to me at the same time. You
Speaker 1: heard it right, Pollo Palo. I don't know why she
Speaker 1: can't get his word right. Bro. She want to talk
Speaker 1: about me with Liberto and motherfucker Barett, But bitch, at
Speaker 1: least those are still words in some pretty crazy Pallo
Speaker 1: is not a word. Let me see how my mom
Speaker 1: says it, bro, it is because maybe that's where I
Speaker 1: get him. How many times? Maybe it's my father. Are
Speaker 1: you gonna say, mom? How do you say palo? Like?
Speaker 1: What's it mom? What's that thing you sleep on? Yeah? Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: damn should I say pello? I just tried to call
Speaker 1: my mom with COVID. She answer either okay, I'm recording
Speaker 1: the podcast, but we have a question. What is this? What? Okay,
Speaker 1: let you sleep on. You like to have a lot
Speaker 1: of these, right, you'd like to have ten of them?
Speaker 1: You always called the hotel request for more. What are
Speaker 1: they called? She says it rightly. She at least says
Speaker 1: that everybody's laughing because I say pello. She says palo,
Speaker 1: Like what a look? Even your mama left? All right, bye, bro,
Speaker 1: reread it. It's okay, okay, say the P word. Uh
Speaker 1: funk I love it? Not not we the uh pushing bush? Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: go ahead, go my bad. Okay I had I was
Speaker 1: asked to dry hump a p I l l W damn.
Speaker 1: I spelled it roll too. For ten minutes, my panties
Speaker 1: were still on, repeatedly saying the subs name and farting,
Speaker 1: and I can't fart on command, so I just blew
Speaker 1: raspberries on my arm and charged forty dollars for it.
Speaker 1: Oh that smart, that's oh yeah, yeah, yeah, like that's
Speaker 1: what she's saying, like any another very regular tipper to
Speaker 1: see the video because it sounded funny, and I got
Speaker 1: another fifty dollars from it. But wait, how can you
Speaker 1: blowing your arm? My ship didn't work. We're now we
Speaker 1: clearly can't have it. All these fans, hey, we know
Speaker 1: we're asking why we don't have This is why we
Speaker 1: can't even blow parts out of our arms. If I
Speaker 1: ever made a only fans, I would want to do
Speaker 1: some ship like cooking, were like tannies or something that's
Speaker 1: no one wants to see. You make your fucking avocados toast.
Speaker 1: Bro I do come bound you now. I make storage.
Speaker 1: I make a lot of fish now, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: read me in a long time. Is that right? Huh? Pusketarian.
Speaker 1: Maybe Lambo, I've just been trying to lose weight. Lambo
Speaker 1: eat fried chicken, fried hard. Don't e first of all,
Speaker 1: that nigga got a vegan pizza when we were at
Speaker 1: Soho house the other day, and I said, excuse me,
Speaker 1: he's like ship tastes good as fuck vegan pizza li
Speaker 1: in l a. Okay, he's probably lost his edge. Honestly,
Speaker 1: that is disgusting. He lives in Beverly Hills like he's
Speaker 1: losing it, Like he's I'm telling you that there's moments
Speaker 1: where he'll like talk about some of the ships. He'll
Speaker 1: be doing with his kids, and I'd be like, that
Speaker 1: sounds too reach. Where is the guy who left the
Speaker 1: gun under my bad? Anyway? A guy there? This was
Speaker 1: before only fans, but the guys offered me five hundred
Speaker 1: dollars to video myself fishing and then rubbing the fish
Speaker 1: on my body. I did not do it. Oh hell
Speaker 1: no that's not enough. Hell no, that's not enough. One
Speaker 1: guy to catch. A guy contacted me because he wanted
Speaker 1: to pay eight hundred dollars a month for daily pooping videos,
Speaker 1: shooting on the floor, cleaning my hold you every day
Speaker 1: at eight seventeen, right after my coffee. I told you, Hey,
Speaker 1: nigga could be on a schedule with this ship outside
Speaker 1: of now when a moment period, I'll be having him
Speaker 1: period ships. But baby want to hear that. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but no, seriously, you can leave it there. You can
Speaker 1: leave it thanks yet um uh he can't follow up
Speaker 1: like I can't just say that by myself please. I
Speaker 1: had a fan asked me to part in the bottle
Speaker 1: and send it to him. Okay, that was a girl
Speaker 1: who did um. I had a guy wanted me to
Speaker 1: make him foot bread, which means I have a piece
Speaker 1: of bread that I wear in my shoes until it's
Speaker 1: gross and sweaty, and then he wanted me to mail
Speaker 1: it to him so he could eat it. Oh god, man,
Speaker 1: I don't this's a lot of poopy ship. What did
Speaker 1: I have to do? Oh? No, well, I was talking
Speaker 1: about last let me tell you real quick actually now
Speaker 1: that I'm thinking of the ship, so y'all, no, no,
Speaker 1: I watched my point on Twitter now right, So I
Speaker 1: end up. I don't know how. I don't know how
Speaker 1: I got there. Maybe because I'll be clicking with niggas
Speaker 1: looking good. I end up. Then I go because you
Speaker 1: know they'd be tagging each other when they'd be fucking
Speaker 1: each other. Clearly, I watched all gay ship. I ended
Speaker 1: up on a page. We're literally I'm in my house
Speaker 1: alone and I'm like, I like, I yell at my
Speaker 1: own phone. He's shitty on a counter, on a leg
Speaker 1: just and literally then you just see the dukie coming
Speaker 1: out of his buoda hole, like, and I said, how
Speaker 1: did I end up here? His whole his whole page
Speaker 1: was just dukie coming out. It was like, why are
Speaker 1: you calling it, dude? Because it was that nasty. It
Speaker 1: wasn't like you know who you're thinking like, bro, dukie
Speaker 1: is when it's like fuck shit poopoo. It was dukie
Speaker 1: buy bro, and it was like just come like made
Speaker 1: his buda hole open up, and it was looked up
Speaker 1: anal gaping or something. I wasn't. I didn't look up anything.
Speaker 1: I was just clicking on people's ship. It was that
Speaker 1: ship was duke in coming out of God damn that
Speaker 1: that's so kingleberries when they kind of hang a little.
Speaker 1: It came all the way when you've hacked that guy. Yes,
Speaker 1: did you see any ship on your dicks? Um? Yep?
Speaker 1: At one point? That's fair? Was it like stinking know
Speaker 1: what's crazy? Is right? It didn't think that's good? Like
Speaker 1: so not all ships laughing? Right? I mean, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine working here? Bro? Here's the thing, right,
Speaker 1: if you let somebody go in your ship at hole,
Speaker 1: what it was okay? If you even I ain't even
Speaker 1: gonna hold you when when I have even a finger,
Speaker 1: I just am already expecting to get up and see
Speaker 1: some stains on the sheets. But to me, when you
Speaker 1: get into that whole, you don't know if it's fully clean,
Speaker 1: fully night sometimes but clean, full clean, you just don't know,
Speaker 1: can I get amen for the fully clean? But you
Speaker 1: don't know when it's fully clean, bro Like I only
Speaker 1: know it like like you know, like when you take
Speaker 1: a ship. Sometimes you wipe and there's nothing there and
Speaker 1: it's like, bit y'all know, I just ship and it
Speaker 1: comes out so crystal clear iar you know, no I do,
Speaker 1: But that's no first off. Sometimes that does. Actually it's
Speaker 1: called buddh whites. I got buddahole whites right on the back. Motherfuck.
Speaker 1: I think dude, maybe the dude whites might everybody, but
Speaker 1: they're the budohole whites, so they're right behind my thing.
Speaker 1: But when you ship every time, not every time, doesn't
Speaker 1: leave a skin, like, doesn't leave a trail like sometimes
Speaker 1: it just comes out of your whole so solid that
Speaker 1: there's no I swear to God, I don't be had
Speaker 1: even a shifted Buddha every time my ship. But okay,
Speaker 1: dude wipes are good. But I'll tell you this, you
Speaker 1: can get um. What was I gonna say, the Ross ship?
Speaker 1: Because I'm a T J. Mans girl. Like I said
Speaker 1: last podcast, I love me some cheap writing man's cheap wipes.
Speaker 1: I mean, I love Marshalls just for the candles and
Speaker 1: you can get you Max Marshals Ross. You can be
Speaker 1: like thirty dollar games, give it to me for the
Speaker 1: seven ot night three weeks, or you just makeup wipes
Speaker 1: so they'd be cheap and just use it on your ass. Actually,
Speaker 1: I'm not putting makeup wipes on my ass. Bro. See
Speaker 1: now you're taking it too part. I don't want any
Speaker 1: type of target, gots or paraffins or whatever is the target.
Speaker 1: Got the one called good wipes, good one. That's what
Speaker 1: I had. Wife's good, that's what I have. I get
Speaker 1: this Mamazon. I'm tell you right now. I get to
Speaker 1: my house and it's after the club, and I don't
Speaker 1: have time for a whole bath. It's gonna smell like good. Whoops. Okay,
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Speaker 1: is one half of the Cocktails Dirties Discussions podcast Medina Monro.
Speaker 1: That was such a great intro. Hello, everybody. I know
Speaker 1: you've been waiting for me to come back and here
Speaker 1: I am. No. I don't think they've been waiting. I
Speaker 1: don't think they've been waiting. I said, are you getting cute?
Speaker 1: You said no, and bit you look cute, bitch. This
Speaker 1: is just my hair is being molded so I can
Speaker 1: like have my pixie. I have no makeup on. Bitch,
Speaker 1: I am not cute. No one told you to come
Speaker 1: in with a whole I don't even know what I
Speaker 1: was channeling my innert. Ain't Jemima happy black? You know,
Speaker 1: because it's Black History Month. I didn't want to say it.
Speaker 1: Be careful. You can't say it as a white woman
Speaker 1: should to me. I have not happy Black History months. Everybody. Um,
Speaker 1: I hope that you all enjoyed your Valentine's Day with
Speaker 1: your nigga or your sign nigga, or your sugar daddy
Speaker 1: or just the nigga. You fucking what up? Book? Um?
Speaker 1: To start this episode, though off, we're gonna get into
Speaker 1: some ice breakers that Medina has ill. So what's the
Speaker 1: first one. Let's let's get into one. Oh, this is
Speaker 1: so perfect for you because you're gonna have such a
Speaker 1: crazy answer. What's wrong? With having sex on the first day.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with it? What are the wrong things about
Speaker 1: having sex? That's the wrong thing. I'm the wrong person
Speaker 1: to ask that, because all the niggas that I've actually
Speaker 1: ended up being with long term or have even got
Speaker 1: connectional bonds to which we poked the first night. But
Speaker 1: would you find anything any wrong things that happened with that? Um?
Speaker 1: You know you know which We both have these sexually
Speaker 1: liberated podcasts. So it's one of those two where we're
Speaker 1: all adults now, you know what I mean. So I
Speaker 1: think the it when you were in your teens, in
Speaker 1: your twenties, the idea of having sex on the first night,
Speaker 1: you know, it was a bad thing. But I think
Speaker 1: we're adults now, and I think even men know that
Speaker 1: women like to fun just as fucking much as they do.
Speaker 1: And if you turned me on and we vibe it
Speaker 1: to me, I think if I want to suck you
Speaker 1: on the first night, that's that's a good thing because
Speaker 1: that means I'm really into you. Is your phone ringing? Oh? No?
Speaker 1: It was like, what is going I hear that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That was that? No, that was my nigga, y'all know,
Speaker 1: he got the little special vibrating ring my bad and
Speaker 1: it was right here about I'm like, I was like,
Speaker 1: whis why are you looking like that? My bad job?
Speaker 1: It was my nigga calling me nasty. Um I had something.
Speaker 1: I mean, what what would your answer be to that? Though?
Speaker 1: Like we are grown, we are, we are in sex
Speaker 1: should be we just have the sex and everything can
Speaker 1: just carry on how it would go if we didn't
Speaker 1: have sex, right. But one thing that I'm learning is
Speaker 1: and I've had relationships that started with we we fucked
Speaker 1: on the first date, but that's not the norm. And
Speaker 1: I feel like there's a dynamic switch up when you
Speaker 1: have sex with the man to quit, even not even
Speaker 1: too quick, just when you give up, when you have some,
Speaker 1: when you give up them draws. There's this switch that
Speaker 1: I really don't like. And I try to hold on,
Speaker 1: try to hold onto it as long as I can.
Speaker 1: It's almost like before you have sex, they're so interested,
Speaker 1: they're courting there because they're lying. Once they get the pussy,
Speaker 1: lot of baby with me, Bro, you gotta deal with
Speaker 1: You gotta deal with a man who actually is not
Speaker 1: pressed on the pussy. That's the thing I feel like,
Speaker 1: even if they're not pressed on the pussy. There's still
Speaker 1: a power change, don't lie. Don't they know because you
Speaker 1: don't know that they press on the pussy, but they're
Speaker 1: only showing up as their representative to get the pussy.
Speaker 1: And so once they have the pussy, if you see
Speaker 1: a man's which is up in his behavior or even
Speaker 1: in his courtsmanship, or how he's showing up to you,
Speaker 1: even on the telephone through text messages, that's because he
Speaker 1: got what he wanted. He's not a girl man. He
Speaker 1: probably wasn't even looking for a relationship. He probably was
Speaker 1: only looking for the pussy, and because you gave it
Speaker 1: to him. So there is that scenario. But then there's
Speaker 1: also just like men want pussy, not that they just
Speaker 1: want your pussy, but they do want but they're always
Speaker 1: motivated by that, whether they just want to funk or
Speaker 1: they still want to be with you. There is a
Speaker 1: slight change, and I don't like to change. I try
Speaker 1: to hold onto it as long as I can, but
Speaker 1: it really don't be that long. Um Okay, the next
Speaker 1: one you catch your friends partner cheating on them in public,
Speaker 1: would you tell your friend that their partner is cheating?
Speaker 1: So I wouldn't say yo, nigga is cheating. I would
Speaker 1: say I saw your nigga out with this person. Here's
Speaker 1: the picture. Do you know who this woman as