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Speaker 1: found on Hollywood and locked or one of those fucking things.

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00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:44,879
Speaker 1: But there's a woman that has too vaginas? Now, what

426
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,160
Speaker 1: about these two posties makes them so special? And Australian

427
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,400
Speaker 1: Women went viral on only Fans after fans and subscribers

428
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:55,840
Speaker 1: discovered her interesting and unique biological trait to vaginas. She

429
00:20:55,920 --> 00:21:00,480
Speaker 1: reportedly learned she had a uterus delfis during a bus

430
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,159
Speaker 1: and according to the Mayo Clinic, they're very rare and

431
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:06,080
Speaker 1: they have two small tubes that make a uterus and

432
00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:09,000
Speaker 1: a fetus, but it's it's not her, so it ain't

433
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:12,360
Speaker 1: two holes. Damn. I thought this was way more into

434
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:17,120
Speaker 1: It was like, I was like, Dan got two pusses

435
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,040
Speaker 1: in an asshole, but here's the team about the two pussies.

436
00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:24,000
Speaker 1: So basically, she was told her condition after a field relationship,

437
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,000
Speaker 1: and she was an escort, so in sex work she

438
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:29,320
Speaker 1: felt that it was easier to mentally. I believe that

439
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,280
Speaker 1: she was using one of her pussies for her work

440
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:36,160
Speaker 1: and the other when I got into her relations shaming

441
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:39,480
Speaker 1: herself like, you know what, my pussy just can't be

442
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,840
Speaker 1: empowered to do sex work and do it in my

443
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:49,879
Speaker 1: personal whenever this show pussy, that's crazy. Now, this is

444
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,320
Speaker 1: one she says. Quote when I got into her relationship,

445
00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:53,879
Speaker 1: was better for me to separate the two, one for

446
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,600
Speaker 1: work and one for personal life. And it was a

447
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,960
Speaker 1: lot easier emotionally and physically for me. And after I

448
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,119
Speaker 1: quit this, I started only fans and I was an

449
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:03,919
Speaker 1: adult content with both vaginas, and to me, it's my normal.

450
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,200
Speaker 1: I never really thought it was that intriguing. I guess

451
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:07,960
Speaker 1: not many people can say that he's one for work

452
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,480
Speaker 1: and one for personal. I feel like that about a

453
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,320
Speaker 1: lot of things, like phones, computers. If y'all can have

454
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 1: an extra titty, pussy or booty hole, which one would

455
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,399
Speaker 1: you choose? Booty hole? Why? Because I probably wouldn't be

456
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,480
Speaker 1: that consternated, So you think you should from both holes? Yeah,

457
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:27,960
Speaker 1: it'd be a lot easier get in out. I definitely

458
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:31,920
Speaker 1: don't want an extra bootoole. Maybe two throats, Okay, that's

459
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,800
Speaker 1: why are you laughing? You know, actually two throats might

460
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 1: be what would the what would you succeed with two throats?

461
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:44,800
Speaker 1: Two dicks in my throat? Hello? And was crazy? Like

462
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 1: and that was a dumb cat? Real quick? Have you

463
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 1: ever boui? And to think about it? Do you know

464
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 1: how kinky it could be too? Have you ever put

465
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,560
Speaker 1: your thumb in a booty hole while you was sucking

466
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,119
Speaker 1: the pussy and you could feel your thumb through that

467
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 1: little lining? Right? If I had two throats, the dicks

468
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,400
Speaker 1: is gonna fill each other, but not really know it's

469
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:05,720
Speaker 1: like dp you, Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's gonna

470
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,439
Speaker 1: fill each other, but not because he's gonna be aligning.

471
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:11,960
Speaker 1: It's separate. What does that mean? Do you smell. I

472
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 1: thought I spelled something it was. I was like, I

473
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 1: smelled something strong. It was like alcohol. I don't think

474
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 1: about it. I wasn't drinking. Not drinking. You said, throats,

475
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:28,359
Speaker 1: you really want two bootholes? You don't even get they.

476
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,920
Speaker 1: You don't even get it, one of your bootholes. What

477
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,240
Speaker 1: you're gonna do with two? By the way, the hood

478
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,879
Speaker 1: he's like really been like finger in my ass, Like

479
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:39,320
Speaker 1: he got his big hands. He's big, and wait, what

480
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:45,359
Speaker 1: do you mean you fall? No, no, I'm sorry, And

481
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,119
Speaker 1: I said I wouldn't. I was like, damn, girl, you

482
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 1: got like t s a bay like to be honest,

483
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,520
Speaker 1: bed D got a dad bod. Not no more, he

484
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,399
Speaker 1: got a dad bod sometimes. And I like that ship

485
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,800
Speaker 1: he has a dad bod sometimes because like he will

486
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 1: go like in and out of like super crazy gym

487
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,639
Speaker 1: ship and then he'll just get heavy into work. When

488
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 1: he gets heavy into work, he'll just get a dad

489
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:08,720
Speaker 1: bought on me. But he's big though, he's like, yeah,

490
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,160
Speaker 1: a lot of women. By the way, I'm just still

491
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,440
Speaker 1: I don't know how in my thirties, I'm still so shallow.

492
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:19,359
Speaker 1: My nigs be fine. I don't like super but like

493
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,639
Speaker 1: you saw like that nigg half a century and you

494
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 1: see my nigga, he's like half a century is nig

495
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 1: is like, no, that's century twenty one. Bit oh you're

496
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 1: not thinking no, but like for they're gonna be half

497
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 1: a century is still be good. I'd be like, I'm

498
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 1: not talking, but I literally listen, listen, liten. We're just

499
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 1: different now when we've been doing fucking and i'd just

500
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,240
Speaker 1: be looking at him. I'll be like, but I'm gonna

501
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,439
Speaker 1: get back in the gym too. I am, I am,

502
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get because he's just so fine, And I'm

503
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 1: like he's fucking crazy, ripped, crazy, muscular, like he's the

504
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:02,239
Speaker 1: equinox every fucking day. Like he's just like almost like

505
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 1: too perfect body and that's insane, too perfect? That is

506
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,959
Speaker 1: that really? Like, don't he doesn't have body fat? Bro,

507
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 1: like the nigga don't have body fat. It's crazy, that's cool.

508
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,360
Speaker 1: He's super lean, That's what I'm saying, Like, I don't

509
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,399
Speaker 1: it's too perfect, must be not. I'm about to get

510
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,879
Speaker 1: a light boning and you think I want to see this,

511
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,200
Speaker 1: But that's great. Now you guys will have like you

512
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 1: have something to look at while you're fucking I mean,

513
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,920
Speaker 1: I don't be wanting ship. I just want to be

514
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,640
Speaker 1: just put that dick in my pussy, nigga. I ain't

515
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 1: trying to look at nothing. Actually, I'm like, I want

516
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 1: to look at the galaxy light, but I will be

517
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 1: trying to look at him. Damn. Oh, dear, well, dear,

518
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 1: horrible decision for this week. Wait, we're skipping horror dirt, okay,

519
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 1: all right? Uh the only one horror dirts like we

520
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 1: could kind of do. I was reading on porn hub

521
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 1: even though I already do it. Somebody was like, if

522
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 1: you watch this porn with no sound, it's easier to

523
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 1: imagine yourself in it, and like, imagine the sounds. And

524
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. Not I talked about this

525
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 1: years ago, Bitch, I need sound like it's so bad.

526
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 1: I don't like Tony dub It. I ain't even gonna

527
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 1: hold you. You don't how much sound I need. I'll

528
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,919
Speaker 1: be putting my porn on the bluetooth, bitch. It'd be

529
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 1: surround sound, and now it's not. I'd be like Alexa

530
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 1: volume eight, not Tin just eight. I like here, like

531
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:32,679
Speaker 1: all to that should be sounding like it sounds like

532
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 1: it's virtual real. I'd be like, it's somebody in my

533
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 1: living room, you know. Crazy. I don't like loud nowhere, no,

534
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,200
Speaker 1: no matter where I am, because I feel like I

535
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 1: love loud porn, and now I ain't gonna hold you.

536
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,840
Speaker 1: I finally got comfortable, like with my cat being on

537
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 1: the end of my bed while I played with myself,

538
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 1: because I'd just be like, body, you just know what

539
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 1: it is, because he'd be up now that's too not

540
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 1: he he'd be humping like my blankets, so I feel

541
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 1: like I got a little horny as anyway, and I'd

542
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,400
Speaker 1: be like, damn, body, you're just gonna hunch the goddamn

543
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 1: comforter in front of me. So now I'll just be like, body,

544
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 1: you just know what it is. I'm moaned in front

545
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: of him and everything now I used to not, but

546
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 1: I do now, Judges you No, I think he'd just

547
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 1: be like, God, damn bitch, because you just see you

548
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 1: might need to get it too, bait. He literally he

549
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 1: literally sits outside of my bedroom. Now when I have

550
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 1: sex come into the room anymore, thank God, because I

551
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 1: think he just want to make sure I'm still alive,

552
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:29,199
Speaker 1: and he'll just be looking at me like I'll be

553
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 1: getting up ready to fucking go white the you know

554
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 1: that I gotta piss because you gotta piss between rounds.

555
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,919
Speaker 1: Ladiestus gonna be my horr derve. You don't want to,

556
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 1: goddamn you t I after fucking too much, So I'll

557
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom and piss, and then they will

558
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: be right there just looking like, damn, bit, you're gonna

559
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 1: keep going. He looked at See. The reason my dog

560
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 1: doesn't look at me when I'm screaming is because I'll

561
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 1: be on the phone loudest, so she's used to me

562
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 1: being like, bit, yeah, but there's no other person he

563
00:27:56,440 --> 00:28:00,400
Speaker 1: sees the person. The person either when I'm getting there's

564
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 1: a whole another person about getting fun. He'd be outside

565
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,440
Speaker 1: when I masturbate you on the bed with me. You

566
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 1: want to keep you company? He does, And at one

567
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 1: time the nigga just wanted to be petted like I

568
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 1: wasn't playing under the covers. And then Nigga popped up

569
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 1: body now a bit. You know, I'm motherfucking busy right now.

570
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: And then Nigga wanted to just pop up and suck it.

571
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,400
Speaker 1: He started purring and wanted to get pat I said,

572
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: I'm petting the other pussy right now, but take your

573
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 1: motherfucking ass. I was so mad. I was said that

574
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,120
Speaker 1: you know what I'm doing because I do this quite often.

575
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,679
Speaker 1: Why do you think you could just come? I mean

576
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 1: this the white like white. Nina's never come up to

577
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: you while you're playing triple absolutely not. Yes, yes, Nina

578
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 1: has no she has not. I could see you giving

579
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 1: your fingers. My god, I would never say something. You know,

580
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 1: that's my child, okay, okay. Also, cats just jump over

581
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 1: everything and on the table too. That's why you can't

582
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: eat food. No body no not to get up done. Well.

583
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 1: I don't eat at my table. I eat in the

584
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 1: living room. I have uh little things that you fold

585
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 1: out open and you know, like they used to have

586
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 1: and it's even really what is this? Maybe it's one

587
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 1: of Mandy's blond hairs. Do you ever do both? Do

588
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 1: I ever do what? No? I ain't. Don't you see,

589
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put bleached down by my pussies. It is bleach,

590
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 1: that is how we I mean, I'm sure that can't

591
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: be good for your pussy, but I'm sure people do.

592
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: I'm not. No, I don't think anyone doesn't like you.

593
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 1: Have a people do it. That's not true. People do it.

594
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 1: I think people do it, and they bleach your asshole too.

595
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: Bleaching your asshole cool, but bleaching your pubic hairs? No,

596
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 1: remember Samantha Sex in the City did it? I'm boss

597
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 1: of the bush. No, that was a that was a

598
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: that was a script. I don't know she like, I

599
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 1: don't think she. I'm saying people do it. I don't.

600
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 1: I don't know who. Can we get that person on

601
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: because I would like to know for their pH level

602
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 1: uh is and how how they burn there? It's safe

603
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: to bleach my pubic hair's question mark? Oh hold on,

604
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: see out, dear colored hairs. Thanks to the advances of

605
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 1: modern science and research, pubic hair cannot be safely dyed

606
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: to match the color of the hair on your head

607
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 1: or too shock di bafely with what what? What's the beauty?

608
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 1: The first die available specifics not as not an ad

609
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 1: uh is formulated for dyeing pubic hair with hot irritation. Okay,

610
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: it's actually like a rent, not a not's a halloweene?

611
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: Are you doing it a halloween? Just dying your pupic hair?

612
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 1: But like, are you doing are you going to give it.

613
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 1: Are you going to give it a nice oumbre so

614
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: it can match your hair? What color would you die

615
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 1: your pews? That's what I was just thinking about. Like brown,

616
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: you would have pink pups. Huh, But it's gonna be hot.

617
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 1: My pupils are already brown. They are light or black.

618
00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 1: They're dark brown. Man, everybody knows their pews colors. I

619
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 1: mean I think they're Oh. I just shaved. I forgot

620
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: because I felt like I really wanted to like ride

621
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 1: some face tonight. So I was like, you know, I

622
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 1: let me be considerate and shaved this thing a little bit.

623
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 1: You gotta get wax bro. I'm not getting a wax bro.

624
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 1: I just do the Venus extra Glide. This is not

625
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 1: an AD and it's probably not extra glide, but it's

626
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: a glide. Something that's Venus glade. Is that the one

627
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 1: with the song? I'm Venus and I am the desire

628
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 1: with this shape? Coucci bitch. Razors are so expensive I

629
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 1: had to go if you at least twenty dollars, don't

630
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: put it in New York. No, it's too cold. It's

631
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: too cold to be like walking over to get the

632
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 1: cheap razors. That's why I I had to go to bodega, so, like,

633
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 1: I have a Walgreens that's maybe like a seven minute

634
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 1: walk with the bodega is a one minute walk. So

635
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: I go in there. I was like, can I get

636
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 1: a razor please? And he said it was and I

637
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 1: said stop. I literally said no. If he laughed like so,

638
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: then don't mind. I said, come on, it was only

639
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: one in there, Mandy bro you were wearing Botega's and

640
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 1: a Rolex watch and you can't spend twenty dollars on

641
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 1: a motherfucking razer. Wasn't a Botega, fucking it wasn't was

642
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 1: It was probably Galette or Nus. It wasn't Valentino Venus. Okay,

643
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 1: it was not. You have a hairy COUCHI well, I

644
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: s did. I've never been sugared my friend sugar? Oh

645
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 1: I did, sugar, And once I didn't like it, he

646
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 1: said you didn't. Yeah. I think he talked about what

647
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: does it feel different on your puss? They basically put

648
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: it on and then they have to roll it really

649
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: fast to like get the hair off. It's like tearing

650
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: your couchie hairs out. We fucking sugar. It's like it's

651
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: a very deep exfoliation. The ladies shout out to Usha

652
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: my brows on thirty third Street, if anyone saw me

653
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 1: get my pussy waxed on sex cells, that was who

654
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 1: it was. She does sugaring. She does gold sials like

655
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 1: she does a bunch of ship but the most popular

656
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,719
Speaker 1: is just like regular, what gold for? Sis? You hear

657
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 1: all this ship that she's spending money on, but she

658
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 1: stopped not one night and nine. You don't. Wolf Space

659
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: is like, yeah, this this is how you how ridiculously

660
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 1: you're not pushing the cheap luxury. Sorry, I hate that ship.

661
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 1: I might be dead by the time this episode comes out. Yeah,

662
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 1: you're not doing it play I will never never will

663
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 1: clearly because you won't pay twenty one night. That's how

664
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 1: cheap I am. You know I bought a bottle after

665
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 1: the live showing l A. She's also popping bottles. This

666
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: is how the story goes. At the Continental Club, they

667
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: bring the receipt and I said, what then is this?

668
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 1: I thought the bottle was three and allars. Why is

669
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 1: it three forty seven? Because it wasn't with gratuity and

670
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 1: she was like, it's for the No, it was for

671
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 1: the juices and water. I said, you need to take

672
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 1: it off. That's what you drank it. You should, but

673
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 1: you drink it right, the juice with the goddamn bottle.

674
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,239
Speaker 1: You guys were just gonna hand me the bottle. And

675
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,840
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, well, we do cranberry and pineapple, but

676
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 1: she wanted grapefruit. Bitch, I don't give a grapefruit is extra.

677
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: So it was red bull So was the hand red

678
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: Bulls extra? And that's exactly right. And someone else, one

679
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 1: of my friends, I said, look and no, no, no,

680
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,359
Speaker 1: let's just do one. Top it off, top it off.

681
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: I drink no, no, but you asked for it, so

682
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 1: you damn sure should have been the one to pay

683
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 1: for I just let her know, like you need to

684
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 1: take it off, and like she was kind of laughing,

685
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 1: like it's funny. And I don't understand what I would

686
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 1: have left it you too, And I'm like, no, I

687
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 1: tipped well, but I don't give regular money. Well, nigga,

688
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 1: because I'm I'm for real, like I want to always

689
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: make sure I take care of service people because like

690
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: they deserve it because someone else, but all of them

691
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 1: do somebody, but they're probably a piece of ship, which

692
00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 1: is why. And they're which is my way away. Fuck you,

693
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 1: plus the assholes who don't be listening. When I talked

694
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 1: about what happened um in a Ruba, I said we

695
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: tipped tem percent and someone decided to say that's so

696
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 1: ghetto not to tip at all. Ten percent is not

697
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 1: not tipping at all. My goodness, fucking gracious, I will

698
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 1: tip low before I don't tip at all. But you're

699
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:26,800
Speaker 1: not getting plus like all, especially because I used to

700
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,279
Speaker 1: bartend so I I love someone goes out of their

701
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 1: way and I really only get that service when I,

702
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 1: like go to Atlanta. Here, New York, y'all, y'all, good

703
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 1: like day, New York y'are making this ship hard for

704
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 1: me because like I want to, I want to tip

705
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: you because I know, like this is a lot, but

706
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:47,719
Speaker 1: it's like they just don't give a funk no more.

707
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 1: But just so y'all know, please listen to the words

708
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 1: coming out of our motherfucking mouths. Don't be adding ship,

709
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 1: don't be ad living me. I just said, I have

710
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 1: no problem tipping tippercent ten percent is a lot in

711
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 1: another country, though in the other countries they get paid

712
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 1: enough to where you're not supposed to tip, and I

713
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 1: still tip when I go out of town, like I

714
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 1: still tip. I'm just saying, like some ten in another

715
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:12,800
Speaker 1: countries twenties, but it's because here, But it's because service

716
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 1: industry here, they will be making two dollars and change

717
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: about the only thing I will say, you have to

718
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 1: know when you are going out, like I don't think like, oh,

719
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 1: like this person is gonna be like deserving if this

720
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 1: isn't that because you should be adding it on. We

721
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 1: know that when we're going out and having a service,

722
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: especially in this pandemic, you should just automatically add if

723
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 1: I'm spending, if I'm spending two one of dollars, I'm

724
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: spending two forty, right, I already know that. That's what

725
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like the back of my hand. I think

726
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,280
Speaker 1: that because it's easy math. No, it's not not for everybody.

727
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: But do you know how many times I go out?

728
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 1: Is why I don't do birthday dinner asnymore. Do you

729
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 1: know how many times I go out with bitches and

730
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 1: no one knows how to calculate that? No one includes

731
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: the tip and what then if you're fortunate that and

732
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 1: we're your portion of the bill is fifty dollars you're

733
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:07,280
Speaker 1: putting in sixty that's just what it is. Some fucker's

734
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: don't know that. And then technically you really should be

735
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:13,399
Speaker 1: putting in like sixty four because there's tax. So no,

736
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 1: people don't know what. You don't invite me to know.

737
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 1: Motherfucking catch steak. I love steak twelve hundred dollars. I

738
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: just I just went to catch steak, like three. I

739
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 1: went three times within one week. I went up and

740
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:35,280
Speaker 1: got wag Well no the first time, uh no, nigger.

741
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 1: We had the wago and someone else paid for it,

742
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 1: and it was delicious. But then I realized when I

743
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,919
Speaker 1: want to get it paid for myself, it wasn't this good.

744
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: I realized that the wag bitch tastes so good with

745
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:49,799
Speaker 1: someone else paid for it. But I went through this

746
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 1: waggo stage because that was like I was like, okay, bro,

747
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 1: you pay personal slice perce like per ounce, and we

748
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 1: got a lot and it was a lot. It was

749
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,879
Speaker 1: a lot. But also they have this blue, this blue

750
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 1: thin crudeo with truffle oil. Oh you want to if

751
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: anyone wants to, I don't even know what um it's

752
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: the best kind of like me you can get in

753
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 1: the States, it's Japanese or whatever. When I now it

754
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: refers to sometimes even the cut because they can't get

755
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 1: the cows from Japan. The long story short, do you

756
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: really want a good, soft and cheap steak. You don't

757
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:29,280
Speaker 1: want to get hanger steak if you can't afford the filet.

758
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: And you see hanger steak, Hanger steak is generally gonna

759
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 1: be just as soft and just as tasty, like that's

760
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 1: my little luxury is had because I love it had well,

761
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,839
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you all now, bitch, don't ever order

762
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 1: the skirt because that should be rough and thin as fun.

763
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 1: That ship is this rug, y'all see this rug. I

764
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 1: don't know if I'll be talking about my studio. No,

765
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: I'm saying the girl steak is rough thin thing and

766
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: the rug is sucking fluffy and verry sometimes there it is.

767
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's giving skirt steak. All right, Let's

768
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 1: get into the horrible decisions this week, which is the

769
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 1: craziest only fan requests. So I got this compilation from

770
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 1: some Twitter mentions. I saw some reddits and some really

771
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 1: like funny stories about women that work for only fans

772
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: and the ship that people have asked for so um

773
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 1: with only fans news. When it broke that they wouldn't

774
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 1: do porn anymore. There was a woman who got on

775
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 1: there that was a really popular porn star and she

776
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 1: wanted to try to transition her fans early, so she

777
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 1: started acting like a dog on only fans. I think

778
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 1: we talked about this and it was making a hundred k.

779
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 1: Now when that happened, she literally stopped making porn, started

780
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 1: making a hundred k being a dog. And then when

781
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 1: it was brought back because like, we want to see

782
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 1: your pussie again, she was like, no, they're fucking stocks plummeted.

783
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: And it all started from a request she had years before,

784
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: and she was finding like, all right, well fuck it,

785
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 1: no more porn. I'm gonna act like a dog. This

786
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 1: one I thought was crazy too. A woman says a

787
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 1: man requested her to record herself making brownies at her house,

788
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:17,240
Speaker 1: naked of course, but before she put them in the oven,

789
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 1: he wanted her to shoot on them and send them

790
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 1: to him. Not how much would you charge for that?

791
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:23,919
Speaker 1: So like she didn't bake him, and she just shed

792
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 1: on them, ship on them and then bake him, baked

793
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 1: the ship. Oh god, but what about her oven. I

794
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 1: mean maybe it kills the bacteria or whatever. Because not,

795
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 1: but then you're even gonna smell like shit? What it? Yeah?

796
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 1: What would you do that? How much would you charge

797
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 1: for ship brownie? For someone to just eat it, for

798
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 1: me to eat it, No, to just make it. Yeah,

799
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 1: he put in some brownies. No, this guy wants her

800
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 1: to make a video making brownies, but she shoot on

801
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 1: them before they go on the oven. And it was

802
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 1: just the video. The video. Now in cloud ship on

803
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:04,359
Speaker 1: the brownie, you send him the brownie. That's it. No video, Yeah,

804
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,439
Speaker 1: because the video part. But it has to be your ship.

805
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: But you also have to play shipping, which I'm for

806
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 1: body ship in that fucking mean, he ain't gonna know

807
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: the difference. It's gonna cash. It is different. Okay, how

808
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:19,760
Speaker 1: much would I charge to ship in a brownie? Bitch? Three? Geez,

809
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 1: why do you be throwing out numbers because if mine

810
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 1: is lower? Now you make me sound like a cheapo.

811
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,479
Speaker 1: And I don't like that ship. I need to gonna

812
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 1: hold you to cast my white goose steak or something

813
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 1: like that, like I'll do it. Let me see, I

814
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 1: don't stand honey or whatever I was gonna say and

815
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 1: ain't nobody got to know seven honey. Yeah, that's like

816
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 1: the cast some red bottoms. I'm cool with seven Honey,

817
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 1: cool with seven Honey. Um if it's on video where

818
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,399
Speaker 1: possibly it could be leaked from the cloud and now

819
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 1: it ends up on that fucking drive where everyone sees

820
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 1: all the only Fans videos and now everyone can see

821
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 1: me ship on the d N podcast. I don't even

822
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 1: say never once I'm a millionaire toilet once, I'm a millionaire,

823
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 1: but jillionaire but gillionaire? Do you think I can funk

824
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: if y'all see me ship? All y'all want the fucking ship.

825
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:17,399
Speaker 1: So there's a lot of millionaires it is, I'm telling

826
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: you know, but we walk amongst them. I don't want no,

827
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. And okay, I'm gonna admit

828
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:29,839
Speaker 1: because I was curious with Soldier. Point was trending, right,

829
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: he's a millionaire. That nigger had ring tones before ring

830
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,840
Speaker 1: tones was a thing that Nick has the only fans

831
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 1: down hold dick out curve and all that ship kind

832
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:42,399
Speaker 1: of swallowed too. I saw it, But you gotta look good.

833
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 1: It's not that I don't think it's the money. At

834
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 1: that point, I think you kind of like enjoyed that ship.

835
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: Not bro, they got they gotta be doing it for money. Bro,

836
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 1: he's doing it for money. But I'm just saying, like,

837
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 1: there's there's a different type of circumstance here. A lot

838
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 1: of people do only fans, so they don't have a

839
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 1: choice soldier. But I got a choice Nick, And you

840
00:42:58,520 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 1: know he got a big as dick and he wanted

841
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:01,760
Speaker 1: to show off. Because I'm gonna tell you what happened

842
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 1: after I saw that dick. I was like, eat corny

843
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 1: but cheesy, But like, that's it, that's that big dig shit.

844
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,759
Speaker 1: He know he'd be looking us. We don't care because

845
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: he got a big old dick. That dick is and

846
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 1: Dick is bing okay. Next one damn. A woman charged

847
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 1: eight hundred and thirty two dollars for a custom video

848
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 1: one hour longer. Eight hundred and thirty two? What what? What? Then?

849
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: Do people be coming up with these numbers? I don't know.

850
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 1: It's the taxes, it's the wagon stake. One hour long

851
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 1: involved doing a blog style of her shopping, buying the

852
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 1: most dick shaped fruits she could find, watching them, and

853
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 1: fucking herself with them with a condom on while also

854
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 1: cooking and prepping food in an apron that said slept

855
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 1: for cock. Then after I sucked myself with the vegetables,

856
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 1: he requested I cut them up, cook and eat them. Honestly,

857
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 1: it was actually really fun and I enjoyed doing it,

858
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: so I ain't gonna hold you. There verified only fan girls.

859
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. I would do that too,

860
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: but my nigger, I I would. I would legit. First off,

861
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 1: you put a cucumber in your pussy for free. I

862
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 1: know it wasn't. I wasn't, it wasn't adolescent. No what Bro,

863
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,720
Speaker 1: you shared this already on the pod Bro, cucumber pussy,

864
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 1: but you did it for free. I really think we

865
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 1: ate it. I really think it ended up being a salad.

866
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 1: I put it back because I see what I mean,

867
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,840
Speaker 1: and then you ate it was gone. Don't make this

868
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,919
Speaker 1: the clip sick. No, please make into this. I'm done.

869
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm done us. No, we're not done yet.

870
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 1: Keep going so embarrassing. Okay, y'all see how she liked

871
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:45,919
Speaker 1: in the episodes. Y'all this heart this two weeks in. Okay,

872
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 1: you're the one who put the cucumber yo pussy. Now

873
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,720
Speaker 1: I had a guy asked for panties that I pete,

874
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: that had that had pete and shipped on them, and

875
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 1: he wanted proof of me doing it. All was my

876
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,839
Speaker 1: first week, so it was like without boundaries at that point,

877
00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: and I did it, but when I received when he

878
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:01,320
Speaker 1: received them, he sent me a video putting them on

879
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 1: his face, and I definitely undercharged him. The next one,

880
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 1: I was asked to dry hump Apello for ten minutes. Dog.

881
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 1: I don't understand why you can't say this word, bro said,

882
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 1: Look that edited to me at the same time. You

883
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 1: heard it right, Pollo Palo. I don't know why she

884
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 1: can't get his word right. Bro. She want to talk

885
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 1: about me with Liberto and motherfucker Barett, But bitch, at

886
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,720
Speaker 1: least those are still words in some pretty crazy Pallo

887
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:41,279
Speaker 1: is not a word. Let me see how my mom

888
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 1: says it, bro, it is because maybe that's where I

889
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 1: get him. How many times? Maybe it's my father. Are

890
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 1: you gonna say, mom? How do you say palo? Like?

891
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 1: What's it mom? What's that thing you sleep on? Yeah? Okay, okay, okay,

892
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: damn should I say pello? I just tried to call

893
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:04,280
Speaker 1: my mom with COVID. She answer either okay, I'm recording

894
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 1: the podcast, but we have a question. What is this? What? Okay,

895
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:10,839
Speaker 1: let you sleep on. You like to have a lot

896
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 1: of these, right, you'd like to have ten of them?

897
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 1: You always called the hotel request for more. What are

898
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 1: they called? She says it rightly. She at least says

899
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:22,320
Speaker 1: that everybody's laughing because I say pello. She says palo,

900
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: Like what a look? Even your mama left? All right, bye, bro,

901
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 1: reread it. It's okay, okay, say the P word. Uh

902
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:44,840
Speaker 1: funk I love it? Not not we the uh pushing bush? Sorry, sorry,

903
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:48,320
Speaker 1: go ahead, go my bad. Okay I had I was

904
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:51,959
Speaker 1: asked to dry hump a p I l l W damn.

905
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 1: I spelled it roll too. For ten minutes, my panties

906
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:58,280
Speaker 1: were still on, repeatedly saying the subs name and farting,

907
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 1: and I can't fart on command, so I just blew

908
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: raspberries on my arm and charged forty dollars for it.

909
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,359
Speaker 1: Oh that smart, that's oh yeah, yeah, yeah, like that's

910
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 1: what she's saying, like any another very regular tipper to

911
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 1: see the video because it sounded funny, and I got

912
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:16,719
Speaker 1: another fifty dollars from it. But wait, how can you

913
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 1: blowing your arm? My ship didn't work. We're now we

914
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 1: clearly can't have it. All these fans, hey, we know

915
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 1: we're asking why we don't have This is why we

916
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,360
Speaker 1: can't even blow parts out of our arms. If I

917
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 1: ever made a only fans, I would want to do

918
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 1: some ship like cooking, were like tannies or something that's

919
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 1: no one wants to see. You make your fucking avocados toast.

920
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 1: Bro I do come bound you now. I make storage.

921
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 1: I make a lot of fish now, yeah, I mean

922
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:47,359
Speaker 1: read me in a long time. Is that right? Huh? Pusketarian.

923
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: Maybe Lambo, I've just been trying to lose weight. Lambo

924
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: eat fried chicken, fried hard. Don't e first of all,

925
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 1: that nigga got a vegan pizza when we were at

926
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 1: Soho house the other day, and I said, excuse me,

927
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:02,840
Speaker 1: he's like ship tastes good as fuck vegan pizza li

928
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 1: in l a. Okay, he's probably lost his edge. Honestly,

929
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: that is disgusting. He lives in Beverly Hills like he's

930
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 1: losing it, Like he's I'm telling you that there's moments

931
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 1: where he'll like talk about some of the ships. He'll

932
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:17,799
Speaker 1: be doing with his kids, and I'd be like, that

933
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 1: sounds too reach. Where is the guy who left the

934
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 1: gun under my bad? Anyway? A guy there? This was

935
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:28,240
Speaker 1: before only fans, but the guys offered me five hundred

936
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 1: dollars to video myself fishing and then rubbing the fish

937
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 1: on my body. I did not do it. Oh hell

938
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 1: no that's not enough. Hell no, that's not enough. One

939
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 1: guy to catch. A guy contacted me because he wanted

940
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 1: to pay eight hundred dollars a month for daily pooping videos,

941
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 1: shooting on the floor, cleaning my hold you every day

942
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:53,440
Speaker 1: at eight seventeen, right after my coffee. I told you, Hey,

943
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 1: nigga could be on a schedule with this ship outside

944
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,359
Speaker 1: of now when a moment period, I'll be having him

945
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:04,720
Speaker 1: period ships. But baby want to hear that. I'm sorry,

946
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 1: but no, seriously, you can leave it there. You can

947
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 1: leave it thanks yet um uh he can't follow up

948
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:21,359
Speaker 1: like I can't just say that by myself please. I

949
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 1: had a fan asked me to part in the bottle

950
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 1: and send it to him. Okay, that was a girl

951
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 1: who did um. I had a guy wanted me to

952
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 1: make him foot bread, which means I have a piece

953
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 1: of bread that I wear in my shoes until it's

954
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 1: gross and sweaty, and then he wanted me to mail

955
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,880
Speaker 1: it to him so he could eat it. Oh god, man,

956
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 1: I don't this's a lot of poopy ship. What did

957
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 1: I have to do? Oh? No, well, I was talking

958
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 1: about last let me tell you real quick actually now

959
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 1: that I'm thinking of the ship, so y'all, no, no,

960
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,879
Speaker 1: I watched my point on Twitter now right, So I

961
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 1: end up. I don't know how. I don't know how

962
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 1: I got there. Maybe because I'll be clicking with niggas

963
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 1: looking good. I end up. Then I go because you

964
00:49:58,440 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: know they'd be tagging each other when they'd be fucking

965
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,799
Speaker 1: each other. Clearly, I watched all gay ship. I ended

966
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 1: up on a page. We're literally I'm in my house

967
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 1: alone and I'm like, I like, I yell at my

968
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 1: own phone. He's shitty on a counter, on a leg

969
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 1: just and literally then you just see the dukie coming

970
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: out of his buoda hole, like, and I said, how

971
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 1: did I end up here? His whole his whole page

972
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: was just dukie coming out. It was like, why are

973
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 1: you calling it, dude? Because it was that nasty. It

974
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 1: wasn't like you know who you're thinking like, bro, dukie

975
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 1: is when it's like fuck shit poopoo. It was dukie

976
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:49,799
Speaker 1: buy bro, and it was like just come like made

977
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 1: his buda hole open up, and it was looked up

978
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 1: anal gaping or something. I wasn't. I didn't look up anything.

979
00:50:56,640 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 1: I was just clicking on people's ship. It was that

980
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:04,319
Speaker 1: ship was duke in coming out of God damn that

981
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 1: that's so kingleberries when they kind of hang a little.

982
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 1: It came all the way when you've hacked that guy. Yes,

983
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: did you see any ship on your dicks? Um? Yep?

984
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 1: At one point? That's fair? Was it like stinking know

985
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 1: what's crazy? Is right? It didn't think that's good? Like

986
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 1: so not all ships laughing? Right? I mean, here's the thing.

987
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 1: Can you imagine working here? Bro? Here's the thing, right,

988
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:38,399
Speaker 1: if you let somebody go in your ship at hole,

989
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 1: what it was okay? If you even I ain't even

990
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:51,400
Speaker 1: gonna hold you when when I have even a finger,

991
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 1: I just am already expecting to get up and see

992
00:51:57,239 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 1: some stains on the sheets. But to me, when you

993
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,920
Speaker 1: get into that whole, you don't know if it's fully clean,

994
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 1: fully night sometimes but clean, full clean, you just don't know,

995
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:14,360
Speaker 1: can I get amen for the fully clean? But you

996
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,920
Speaker 1: don't know when it's fully clean, bro Like I only

997
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: know it like like you know, like when you take

998
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 1: a ship. Sometimes you wipe and there's nothing there and

999
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 1: it's like, bit y'all know, I just ship and it

1000
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:29,720
Speaker 1: comes out so crystal clear iar you know, no I do,

1001
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 1: But that's no first off. Sometimes that does. Actually it's

1002
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 1: called buddh whites. I got buddahole whites right on the back. Motherfuck.

1003
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 1: I think dude, maybe the dude whites might everybody, but

1004
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 1: they're the budohole whites, so they're right behind my thing.

1005
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:48,800
Speaker 1: But when you ship every time, not every time, doesn't

1006
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:52,160
Speaker 1: leave a skin, like, doesn't leave a trail like sometimes

1007
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:54,839
Speaker 1: it just comes out of your whole so solid that

1008
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 1: there's no I swear to God, I don't be had

1009
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:10,360
Speaker 1: even a shifted Buddha every time my ship. But okay,

1010
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 1: dude wipes are good. But I'll tell you this, you

1011
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 1: can get um. What was I gonna say, the Ross ship?

1012
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 1: Because I'm a T J. Mans girl. Like I said

1013
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 1: last podcast, I love me some cheap writing man's cheap wipes.

1014
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I love Marshalls just for the candles and

1015
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:28,800
Speaker 1: you can get you Max Marshals Ross. You can be

1016
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,319
Speaker 1: like thirty dollar games, give it to me for the

1017
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 1: seven ot night three weeks, or you just makeup wipes

1018
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:36,280
Speaker 1: so they'd be cheap and just use it on your ass. Actually,

1019
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,439
Speaker 1: I'm not putting makeup wipes on my ass. Bro. See

1020
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 1: now you're taking it too part. I don't want any

1021
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 1: type of target, gots or paraffins or whatever is the target.

1022
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 1: Got the one called good wipes, good one. That's what

1023
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:49,520
Speaker 1: I had. Wife's good, that's what I have. I get

1024
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 1: this Mamazon. I'm tell you right now. I get to

1025
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: my house and it's after the club, and I don't

1026
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:58,879
Speaker 1: have time for a whole bath. It's gonna smell like good. Whoops. Okay,

1027
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:04,759
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. Um okay, Well, guys, if you

1028
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:08,719
Speaker 1: haven't yet, we are on patree on go ahead and

1029
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:11,279
Speaker 1: support us. We drop an extra bonus episode every week

1030
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 1: on top of the town Hall. So if you're a

1031
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: top tier patron, you can join in on our lives

1032
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:20,840
Speaker 1: zoom chat. We have conversations like this. Um, I do

1033
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:22,920
Speaker 1: want to shout out to a few of our patrons.

1034
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 1: Um Soup Barry Naomi uh Tammy siggy. Uh. These are

1035
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 1: some of our long running patrons who have also um

1036
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 1: submitted some graphic designs. So if you guys are on

1037
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 1: our Patreon, you'll get stuff like this. If you are

1038
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 1: a top tier patron, um and we have something design

1039
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,840
Speaker 1: to come in. Um, what else was uping to tell you?

1040
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 1: Pay us? Oh? Yeahs are coming out this month. Yes,

1041
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:53,839
Speaker 1: subscribe at patreon dot com. Backslash Horrible Decisions. We do

1042
00:54:54,000 --> 00:55:00,319
Speaker 1: also have another merch drop that's right for Valentine's Day one.

1043
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 1: We are dropping the hoe bags. That's right. Um, we

1044
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:10,759
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Speaker 1: in Um, one of the Nigerian countries, Obo, in one

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Speaker 1: of the languages, actually means vagina. What are the fucking odds,

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Speaker 1: what are the fucking not the ancestry coming through? So

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Speaker 1: I loved it. It was actually hold on, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: let me get you guys the actual it's I thought

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Speaker 1: Obo was the long thing that Obio is official box

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Speaker 1: owner UM. And every time Bio I hear Obio in

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Speaker 1: your Ruba, which is one of the languages spoken in Nigeria, UM,

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Speaker 1: it actually means vagina. And I'm like, this is fucking amazing.

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Speaker 1: I have some African pansy. That's zoo. First off, when

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Speaker 1: I got my melon, you see what our our ho

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Speaker 1: ho ho horrible decision graphic look like I was dark.

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Speaker 1: It was like, yeah, bitch, this is given slangy Kelly

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Speaker 1: Rowland uh as I said, I am darker than you.

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Speaker 1: I just came back from Ruba. Now that lightning may

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Speaker 1: have been wrong, but where you can get the lighting

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Speaker 1: right is deputy of media. If you've been watching the

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Speaker 1: last few episodes and our Soul episodes. They're done out

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Speaker 1: in the Plan B you just took a couple of

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Speaker 1: weeks ago. Oh my god, Well we have to give

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Speaker 1: B and by or by your razors? Bitch if you bitch?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what's crazy? That the cast of her

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Speaker 1: razor is probably the cost of one of her appetizers

1083
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Speaker 1: at Lucien. For sure, her muscles are one dollars. But

1084
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Speaker 1: yet and guess what she should that? Right? The funk out?

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Speaker 1: See what I mean? Anyways, guys, make sure you tune

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Speaker 1: episode of Horrid Blade Decisions. I am joined today with

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Speaker 1: someone that you guys may be very familiar with. She

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Speaker 1: is one half of the Cocktails Dirties Discussions podcast Medina Monro.

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Speaker 1: That was such a great intro. Hello, everybody. I know

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Speaker 1: you've been waiting for me to come back and here

1095
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Speaker 1: I am. No. I don't think they've been waiting. I

1096
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Speaker 1: don't think they've been waiting. I said, are you getting cute?

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Speaker 1: You said no, and bit you look cute, bitch. This

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Speaker 1: is just my hair is being molded so I can

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Speaker 1: like have my pixie. I have no makeup on. Bitch,

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Speaker 1: I am not cute. No one told you to come

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Speaker 1: in with a whole I don't even know what I

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Speaker 1: was channeling my innert. Ain't Jemima happy black? You know,

1103
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Speaker 1: because it's Black History Month. I didn't want to say it.

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Speaker 1: Be careful. You can't say it as a white woman

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Speaker 1: should to me. I have not happy Black History months. Everybody. Um,

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Speaker 1: I hope that you all enjoyed your Valentine's Day with

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Speaker 1: your nigga or your sign nigga, or your sugar daddy

1108
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Speaker 1: or just the nigga. You fucking what up? Book? Um?

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Speaker 1: To start this episode, though off, we're gonna get into

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Speaker 1: some ice breakers that Medina has ill. So what's the

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Speaker 1: first one. Let's let's get into one. Oh, this is

1112
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Speaker 1: so perfect for you because you're gonna have such a

1113
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Speaker 1: crazy answer. What's wrong? With having sex on the first day.

1114
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Speaker 1: What's wrong with it? What are the wrong things about

1115
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Speaker 1: having sex? That's the wrong thing. I'm the wrong person

1116
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Speaker 1: to ask that, because all the niggas that I've actually

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Speaker 1: ended up being with long term or have even got

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Speaker 1: connectional bonds to which we poked the first night. But

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Speaker 1: would you find anything any wrong things that happened with that? Um?

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Speaker 1: You know you know which We both have these sexually

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Speaker 1: liberated podcasts. So it's one of those two where we're

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Speaker 1: all adults now, you know what I mean. So I

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Speaker 1: think the it when you were in your teens, in

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Speaker 1: your twenties, the idea of having sex on the first night,

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Speaker 1: you know, it was a bad thing. But I think

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Speaker 1: we're adults now, and I think even men know that

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01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:14,520
Speaker 1: women like to fun just as fucking much as they do.

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Speaker 1: And if you turned me on and we vibe it

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Speaker 1: to me, I think if I want to suck you

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Speaker 1: on the first night, that's that's a good thing because

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Speaker 1: that means I'm really into you. Is your phone ringing? Oh? No?

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Speaker 1: It was like, what is going I hear that? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That was that? No, that was my nigga, y'all know,

1134
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Speaker 1: he got the little special vibrating ring my bad and

1135
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Speaker 1: it was right here about I'm like, I was like,

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Speaker 1: whis why are you looking like that? My bad job?

1137
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Speaker 1: It was my nigga calling me nasty. Um I had something.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what what would your answer be to that? Though?

1139
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:58,720
Speaker 1: Like we are grown, we are, we are in sex

1140
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:01,120
Speaker 1: should be we just have the sex and everything can

1141
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:04,720
Speaker 1: just carry on how it would go if we didn't

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Speaker 1: have sex, right. But one thing that I'm learning is

1143
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:09,920
Speaker 1: and I've had relationships that started with we we fucked

1144
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:13,200
Speaker 1: on the first date, but that's not the norm. And

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Speaker 1: I feel like there's a dynamic switch up when you

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01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 1: have sex with the man to quit, even not even

1147
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:21,080
Speaker 1: too quick, just when you give up, when you have some,

1148
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 1: when you give up them draws. There's this switch that

1149
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:25,480
Speaker 1: I really don't like. And I try to hold on,

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Speaker 1: try to hold onto it as long as I can.

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01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 1: It's almost like before you have sex, they're so interested,

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01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:37,280
Speaker 1: they're courting there because they're lying. Once they get the pussy,

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Speaker 1: lot of baby with me, Bro, you gotta deal with

1154
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:44,320
Speaker 1: You gotta deal with a man who actually is not

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01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:46,920
Speaker 1: pressed on the pussy. That's the thing I feel like,

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01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:49,120
Speaker 1: even if they're not pressed on the pussy. There's still

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Speaker 1: a power change, don't lie. Don't they know because you

1158
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:54,200
Speaker 1: don't know that they press on the pussy, but they're

1159
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Speaker 1: only showing up as their representative to get the pussy.

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Speaker 1: And so once they have the pussy, if you see

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Speaker 1: a man's which is up in his behavior or even

1162
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:05,280
Speaker 1: in his courtsmanship, or how he's showing up to you,

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Speaker 1: even on the telephone through text messages, that's because he

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Speaker 1: got what he wanted. He's not a girl man. He

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Speaker 1: probably wasn't even looking for a relationship. He probably was

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01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:15,000
Speaker 1: only looking for the pussy, and because you gave it

1167
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 1: to him. So there is that scenario. But then there's

1168
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:22,439
Speaker 1: also just like men want pussy, not that they just

1169
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:25,480
Speaker 1: want your pussy, but they do want but they're always

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01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:27,200
Speaker 1: motivated by that, whether they just want to funk or

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01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:28,720
Speaker 1: they still want to be with you. There is a

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Speaker 1: slight change, and I don't like to change. I try

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01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:31,440
Speaker 1: to hold onto it as long as I can, but

1174
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:34,040
Speaker 1: it really don't be that long. Um Okay, the next

1175
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Speaker 1: one you catch your friends partner cheating on them in public,

1176
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:42,000
Speaker 1: would you tell your friend that their partner is cheating?

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01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 1: So I wouldn't say yo, nigga is cheating. I would

1178
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 1: say I saw your nigga out with this person. Here's

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Speaker 1: the picture. Do you know who this woman as