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Speaker 1: Celebrity. Arnold, did you pick up my juices from Gelson's?

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Speaker 1: Were low on Snyder's pretzel chips?

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Speaker 2: Maria, come into our living room. I have to tell

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, there's no more Snyder's chips.

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Speaker 2: It's not about the snyders. I need you to sit

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Speaker 2: on an earth torned leather sofa.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, our miniature donkey whiskey pete on it disgusting.

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Speaker 2: Well, I would ask the housekeeper to clean it up.

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Speaker 2: But that's sort of what I want to talk to

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Speaker 2: you about.

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Speaker 1: Oh God, did Mildred Quinn?

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Speaker 2: Yes, but not for reasons that you might suspect. It's

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Speaker 2: not about the donkey and how much he pisses inside.

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 2: Arnold? Maria? I love you very much. I love you too,

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Speaker 2: But seventeen years ago I am balked upon a sexual

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Speaker 2: affair with a housekeeper, and now we have a son.

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Speaker 2: He is beautiful, O Maria. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: How could she break our family apart? A son with

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Speaker 2: Mildred? My world is falling apart. I think you'll be okay, No, leave,

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Speaker 2: this marriage is over. Do you want me to go

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Speaker 2: to our guest house and.

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Speaker 1: Take your goddamn donkeys with you and the mini horse

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Speaker 1: Lulu out of here.

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Speaker 2: Whiskey, let's go. Who's that knocking at the door. It's

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Speaker 2: all your friends. You're filthy. Horse husband's gone and you've

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Speaker 2: got books and a bottle of wine to kill. It's Hollywood,

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Speaker 2: it's books, it's gossip. I'm sure it's memoir. It's Martini.

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Speaker 2: Celebrity Puff Club to read it while it's hot.

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Speaker 1: Celebrity Puff Club.

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Speaker 2: Tell your secrets. We won't talk celerity books. No boys

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Speaker 2: are loud. Cet say it loud and pounds. Celebrity Book Club.

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Speaker 2: Buzz me in.

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Speaker 1: I brought the queer Voe. Hey, my beest friend, how

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Speaker 1: the hell are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm so good on this gloomy, dark afternoon.

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Speaker 1: Weather is it's not even gloomy.

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Speaker 2: It's haunting, absolutely haunted.

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Speaker 1: It makes me think of a big city with a

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Speaker 1: distracting everything into site.

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Speaker 2: Is that your discriptions the film Terminator? Yeah, it's a

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Speaker 2: mon who's a machine, dol. You haven't seen a terminator.

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Speaker 2: I literally have.

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Speaker 1: When I have years ago, where it's like the woman

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Speaker 2: Who plays a point. The film Terminator is about a

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Speaker 1: That's the plot, and she has like a son and

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Speaker 2: And is Linda Hamilton in the L word?

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about whoever plays page the L word?

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Speaker 2: Oh, you're talking about like Terminator of three, like the sequel,

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Speaker 1: I guess she's not in Terminator because I was like

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Speaker 1: I've seen baby, I've seen one or two one of them,

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Speaker 2: James like Broncunto, John Brincatto, John Brancatto.

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Speaker 1: We're back from tour and we don't want to read

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Speaker 1: And who's dumber than bodybuilder former governor actor Charity Starter

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Speaker 1: made fucker talking about the one and only old and.

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Speaker 1: Just came out literally yesterday, so oops, yeah we're current.

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Speaker 2: Yeah we read Fast seven. And it's like the cover

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Speaker 1: He's going full.

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Speaker 2: Like makes amazing ston Pepper.

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Speaker 2: It's sexy to a mad as a made yourself. You

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Speaker 1: little girl thing to do when you're like, dad shaves

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Speaker 1: No, I remember my dad lathering me up?

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Speaker 1: Definitely my dad walking in on me using his like razor.

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Speaker 1: Look back to my father. What he did show me

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Speaker 2: It's most generic book ever where it's like you're just

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Speaker 1: And if you haven't seen Twins, I feel like I

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Speaker 2: That's what the premise is. Yes, oh that's why like

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Speaker 1: But there was a total mistake in the lab and

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Speaker 1: So they raised Arnold on like an island where he's

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Speaker 1: So good anyway. Basically, Arnold is like I want to

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Speaker 2: And that's like what comedy is.

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Speaker 1: He's really being like doors are being slammed our faces.

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Speaker 2: So then they offer this is so shar tank to

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Speaker 1: Who's the head of universals?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it's like you're talking went the full

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Speaker 2: And he's like, I promise you'll get your mommy bach

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Speaker 2: and then he's like, to this day, Twins is still

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Speaker 2: the most ever paid in a movie because he got

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Speaker 2: like twenty percent of backgrounds.

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Speaker 1: Naps, So lessons fucking learned.

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Speaker 2: I mean, he was like, they still don't do that today,

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Speaker 1: I feel like that's so Reese Witherspoon to just be like,

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Speaker 2: You know what he says. He says that brick laying

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Speaker 2: You know, he's not doesn't have a wildy and wit.

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Speaker 1: you're kind of like, okay, babe.

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00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,680
Speaker 2: There's just something very like blank check about it, where

440
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,960
Speaker 2: he is just like, oops, I mean the governor's manchin whatnot?

441
00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:39,040
Speaker 2: Celet book Club, Celebty book Club.

442
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,680
Speaker 1: He starts off the book by saying he doesn't want

443
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:48,080
Speaker 1: a gossip about himself, but we all do know that

444
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,919
Speaker 1: he did have a and again it's not mentioned that

445
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:54,160
Speaker 1: he did have an illegitimate child with his mad and Mildred.

446
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the book starts off. That's how he frames

447
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,040
Speaker 2: the entire book, and he's just like, you know, people

448
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,639
Speaker 2: said I was over like after your third act. And

449
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:04,680
Speaker 2: then he's like, I don't want to talk about it,

450
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:05,520
Speaker 2: and like if you.

451
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:08,000
Speaker 1: Want it, doesn't want to fuel the gossip machine. Oh,

452
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 1: he goes, you have Google, so google it if you

453
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm talking all.

454
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,800
Speaker 2: If you know the story. If you don't, you've heard

455
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,800
Speaker 2: of Google and you know how to find it. I've

456
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 2: hurt my family enough and it's been a long road

457
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 2: to repair these relationships. I will not turn them into

458
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,920
Speaker 2: father for the gossip machine.

459
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,399
Speaker 1: He's being so lesbian in this way, just being so

460
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:29,439
Speaker 1: like session in your business. Yeah, please don't gossip.

461
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,359
Speaker 2: Please don't gossip about me and my family. And then

462
00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:33,560
Speaker 2: the acknowledgement is just thank you Maria for like being

463
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 2: with him for decades.

464
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:38,320
Speaker 1: And then just been like and now my partner, Heather

465
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:42,080
Speaker 1: has been with me also for ten years. He doesn't

466
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,840
Speaker 1: thank Mildred though, me.

467
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:47,160
Speaker 2: No, thanks to the long suffering maid, although I guess

468
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,400
Speaker 2: she's not suffering because she was getting like a check

469
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,240
Speaker 2: every month.

470
00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:54,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, girl was eating. I mean, isn't that kind of

471
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 1: like perfect in this way? You don't have to be

472
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,600
Speaker 1: married to Arnold, I mean not perfect for this.

473
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 2: I feel like they maybe were in love and he

474
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,760
Speaker 2: kind of shoot her away and then the sun just like, wait,

475
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 2: does she know the whole time?

476
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,439
Speaker 1: No, the son didn't know the whole time, but she

477
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 1: was also married. So the key is legally this guy's

478
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:15,560
Speaker 1: like Ron's son, which is what's so crazy wild. It's

479
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,119
Speaker 1: also very Twins where I feel like this child was

480
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,399
Speaker 1: very back to twins. This child was born and was

481
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 1: like really tall and.

482
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,440
Speaker 2: Big, right, and just being like, why do I look

483
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 2: like this half austry bodybuilders?

484
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:26,160
Speaker 1: Right?

485
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 2: I do feel like it's a little bit like Maria

486
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,240
Speaker 2: take a hint, like where.

487
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,160
Speaker 1: She's just having a few glasses of shay and all

488
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 1: the charities she's going.

489
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,480
Speaker 2: For twenty years, he's sending checks. I mean, I guess

490
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 2: it's like she's so rich and she's a Kennedy and

491
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,880
Speaker 2: like they have millions. So it's just like.

492
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,760
Speaker 1: Failed to have like a history of affairs, yeah, in

493
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:47,320
Speaker 1: the family.

494
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,000
Speaker 2: So it's maybe she's not noticing. But I'm also like,

495
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,400
Speaker 2: isn't that even more reason to notice?

496
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,919
Speaker 1: I think also there's a world where she probably like

497
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,800
Speaker 1: expected he was having an affairs in just like a

498
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,919
Speaker 1: rich people way. Yeah, but it was the fact that

499
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,160
Speaker 1: it was like secret child full child thirteen years old

500
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:07,440
Speaker 1: is when he it was revealed. Yeah, Like, I'm sure

501
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 1: she's having the most client made conversations with Mildred where

502
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 1: she's being like, ah, Mildred, this sweater doesn't fit me anymore.

503
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:17,399
Speaker 2: Do you want it?

504
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:17,959
Speaker 1: Want it?

505
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 2: Do your people wear sweaters?

506
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,920
Speaker 1: Your people wear cashmir It's really so I just didn't

507
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 1: know if it was your color. Also, Emerald brought this

508
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,560
Speaker 1: pasta over do eat pasta in.

509
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 2: Your home country. Why don't you just take some? You

510
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 2: can have it at your barbecue or your picnic, your

511
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 2: religious picnic. This Weekendius No and it's like that is

512
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 2: so humilating for her, Like the person that you were

513
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 2: offering like religious sweaters too for years that you wanted

514
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 2: to get rid of. It was just actually like fully

515
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:54,680
Speaker 2: collect like running the chat yeh from your ass, which

516
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:55,119
Speaker 2: is funny.

517
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 1: I feel like he nods to that in his whole

518
00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 1: chapter about like this whole story of tile salesmanship.

519
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,160
Speaker 2: Oh right, listen to the woman, which.

520
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,880
Speaker 1: Is all about listening to the women because she makes

521
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 1: the decisions. Yeah, even the men write the checks. And

522
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 1: he's like, let me tell you a long story about

523
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,919
Speaker 1: a man who is selling tile. But back to the

524
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 1: sun for a second. I read this interview we're going

525
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:23,120
Speaker 1: off book where he's like, and I need people to know, yes,

526
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 1: I am so ashamed of my mistake, but I'm not

527
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,640
Speaker 1: ashamed of my son. And he did this whole campaign

528
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 1: to be like no, no, no, yes, I'm like corribly ashamed

529
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 1: and it's the worst thing that ever happened to me,

530
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 1: But my son is not a mistake, right.

531
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 2: I feel like that's very Megan McCain's abortion position, where

532
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 2: he's just been a little bit like I don't believe

533
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,919
Speaker 2: in abortion, and I believe all children are beautiful but like,

534
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 2: if you do make that choice, that is your choice. Yes,

535
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,120
Speaker 2: it's a would like your approach.

536
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 1: And I would like to read the Sun's Instagram bio actor, acting, DJing, fitness,

537
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 1: et cetera, real estate at properties, and we did visit

538
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 1: the real estate page and Arnold doesn't follow. He follows

539
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,160
Speaker 1: the personal and.

540
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 2: I think him not following is like him being very

541
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 2: like hustlecre and just being like It's like, I don't

542
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 2: think his son has gotten to the moment of cutting

543
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:23,120
Speaker 2: off the sweatpants. Yes, no, And when his son does

544
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 2: cut off his sweatpants to sell like a selling Sunset house,

545
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 2: then he will follow.

546
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,640
Speaker 1: He's like, I need you to tattoo like a Holly

547
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 1: Greater Hollywood Hills like condo, yes, like on your chest

548
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 1: and sell that and sell ten more of those.

549
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:42,360
Speaker 2: And like really believe then I will follow.

550
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,719
Speaker 1: Your real estate then. But it's also like Arnold is

551
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 1: being so like also the original DJ actor producer, because

552
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 1: he's so just like, you say no to me for this,

553
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 1: You say no to me for this, he tells his readers,

554
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 1: And I did this. He says, write down your biggest dream,

555
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 1: now cross it out, go bigger.

556
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that No, there is a lot of

557
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:09,239
Speaker 2: just like workbook stage, workbook stuff, and it's him just

558
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:12,120
Speaker 2: being like, what are your dreams? Go after what you

559
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,919
Speaker 2: really want? Like always think bigger, you know, And I

560
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,879
Speaker 2: think some of that is definitely helpful. What was your

561
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 2: dream that you wrote down to pray?

562
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 1: I said HBO show right, then I crossed it out. Yes,

563
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 1: And I said Oscar winning film.

564
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 2: Oh, you're going to cross out and be like, no,

565
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 2: Moby show.

566
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,719
Speaker 1: I cross it out And I'm just like stars executive

567
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 1: who green lights other people's show. Yes, So what's what's

568
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:43,400
Speaker 1: your biggest dream?

569
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 2: My biggest dream? I'm scared, you're scared.

570
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 1: We're about to be real. Do you think Arnold got

571
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 1: to put his proposition seventy eight to cut off widow

572
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,640
Speaker 1: pensions for police.

573
00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:01,360
Speaker 2: By by being scared? I don't think he.

574
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: Did something he really believed in redistricting.

575
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,239
Speaker 2: And then he realized in that that he wasn't like

576
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 2: the tile salesman in Austria selling to the wife. Yes,

577
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 2: because the widows were pissed about getting their like pensions

578
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 2: potentially removed. And that's why that proposition did not pass

579
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,400
Speaker 2: in the special election of two thousand and five in.

580
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: Caltras November hunting.

581
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,719
Speaker 2: Okay, I would say, like my big dream that I'm

582
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 2: writing down is like write a book, but then I

583
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 2: might wait across that set, like let's actually go bigger

584
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:35,399
Speaker 2: and it's like release a book. It's actually trying to

585
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 2: make that happen.

586
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 1: Okay, beautiful, done and done. Everyone take a moment getting

587
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 1: out your work book.

588
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 2: And he has this big thing about like visualization where

589
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 2: he's like, it's not about like woo woo imagining and

590
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 2: like manifestation and the secret that don't believe in that book,

591
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 2: and he's being so like, stop being so Oprah and

592
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 2: separating yourself from Oprah. It's actually more about visualizing yourself

593
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 2: doing something so that you can work towards that goal

594
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 2: every day, rather than like, oh, if I write down

595
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 2: like boyfriend, that'll happen.

596
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 1: I used to have this running visualization fantasy as a teenager.

597
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 1: That was me coming out after a runway after my

598
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 1: fashion show.

599
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 2: And you're wearing all black.

600
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 1: Yes, and I'd be then also greeting my girlfriend.

601
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 2: Oh.

602
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: It was like a kind of a sexual fashion fantasy.

603
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 2: And that hasn't happened yet, but it still could.

604
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 1: It still could. Why cross it out? Right, movie, cross

605
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 1: it out, cross.

606
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 2: Out movie fast, fashion line, fashion line, go to Parsons where.

607
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 1: Literally Parsons slam the door in my face.

608
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 2: Right, No, as he says, Okay, one little tidbit in

609
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 2: this book that I did find interesting. I'm sure you're

610
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 2: all familiar with the household item WD forty, But did

611
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 2: you know that the name WD forty comes because it

612
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 2: was the fortieth attempt at making in that chemical solution.

613
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 2: He had tried thirty nine times before and it didn't work,

614
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 2: and the fortieth one did.

615
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: Mind blown.

616
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just sit on that for a second. Okay,

617
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 2: As the Great Aliyah once said, if at first you

618
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 2: don't succeed, pick yourself up and try again.

619
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: Yes, Netflix, when they tried to pitch themselves to Blockbuster,

620
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 1: Blockbuster laughed in their face.

621
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, and who's laughing now?

622
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: Blockbuster found six feet under the ground.

623
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 2: This book is like organized into seven chapters that are

624
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 2: all kind of the same, both for life seven Tools

625
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 2: for Life, be useful. The first chapter is about vision

626
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 2: vision warning as we're talking about now, and this is

627
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 2: just sort of an example of his writing style. You're

628
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 2: talking about zooming in on an idea that doesn't mean

629
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 2: you get a narrow with your vision just more specific,

630
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 2: the picture gets sharper. It's like zooming in on a

631
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 2: map of the world when you're trying to build an

632
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 2: itinerary for a trip. The world is made up of continents.

633
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 2: Inside continents are countries. Inside countries are state or provinces.

634
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 2: Inside those are counties, and inside those are cities. It's

635
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 2: like actual kindergarten level would be like, here's a map.

636
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 1: You and your daddy and mommy live here, but you

637
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,959
Speaker 1: guys live in a town which is in a state.

638
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 2: No, And it literally keeps going. Inside towns are neighborhoods.

639
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 2: Inside neighborhoods are blocks, block char sticks together.

640
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 1: Vice Cheets actually come to think that this book is

641
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 1: a really good book if you're learning English.

642
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 2: Yes, and I think that he is still learning in

643
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 2: some ways learning well. He also talks about at at

644
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 2: one point he was like, is the acknowledgment where he's

645
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 2: just like, thank you to the dialect coach, like I

646
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 2: want my money back.

647
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 1: Yeah. His acknowledgement section is I don't want to skip

648
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: ahead here, but suppose basically he thanks President George W.

649
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 1: Bush Nelson, Mandela.

650
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 2: Are you sure it's not hw I feel like, that's

651
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 2: way more his area because he actually really nineties.

652
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 1: He's so hw But then I feel like he roast

653
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: W in this. He was like, I had a lower

654
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 1: rating California than President Bush. He was like, and that's

655
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: talking that's a lot.

656
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 2: I think he was more just saying that California is

657
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 2: so like blue and lib that like that. It was

658
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 2: more just it's a job at California.

659
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Speaker 1: So I was like hoping for something, a.

660
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 2: Little bit seriously searching for tea. But I think him

661
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 2: and George W actually had a good working relationship. But okay,

662
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 2: when he comes up with the idea to make his

663
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 2: video about January six wait, this is the very beginning.

664
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 2: He's talking about his jacuzzi, which is so eighties. Saying

665
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 2: the word jacuzzi instead of hot tub is very eighties.

666
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 2: So he's literally talking about January sixth. I thought about

667
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 2: them a lot that night, as I sat on the

668
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 2: jacuzzi letting the jets loosen up my neck and shoulder mascles,

669
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 2: which with pants from the stress of the day, I

670
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 2: slowly came to the conclusion that what we all watched

671
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 2: that day wasn't the exercise of political speech. It was

672
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 2: an attempt to refresh the tree of liberty. It was

673
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 2: a cry for help, and I wanted to help them.

674
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 2: And then he comes up with the idea to like

675
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 2: make weird Instagram video where he's holding his conin sword

676
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 2: just being like and we will like predict it's all

677
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 2: random and he's like, and that's like the start of

678
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 2: his fourth.

679
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: Act well, and also the start of his three point

680
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: five actors. I would just like to read this passenger

681
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: in COVID when he was seeing that like hospitals didn't

682
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 1: have enough masks, and he was so just like, how

683
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: could the best contry in the world not have enough masks?

684
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 1: So he has a miniature horse named Whiskey, and he

685
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: has a donkey name Lulu. He goes in my case

686
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 1: with the mask shortage. I realized that shifting gears from

687
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 1: bitching to Lulu and Whiskey, my donkey and miniature horse

688
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: while I watched the news out of my patio to

689
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 1: solving the problem that these jackass politicians had created would

690
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: actually give me an opportunity to execute on my vision

691
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 1: for this phase of my life. And it's also when

692
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 1: he's watching his patio and you know he's in the

693
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 1: craziest outdoor jacuzzi.

694
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 2: The indoor outdoorge jacuzzi screams and like and like glass fireplaces.

695
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: I think it's very like the cheesiest Napa winery. Yeah,

696
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 1: let's talk about his policies for a second. And just

697
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 1: like reading this, I was like, politics are being so

698
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 1: politics in this way where you're just being like everything

699
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: is always like I want to build a road and

700
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: I want teachers pensions to raise by one percent per road.

701
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 1: And he's like, I'm obsessed with redistrict in California.

702
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I will say this. So he talks

703
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,720
Speaker 2: about this big fight against jerrymandery and that he started,

704
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,880
Speaker 2: but the way he offers it is that he's just

705
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 2: like when I got them to office, I learned about

706
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 2: jarimander and I was mad about it. It's like he

707
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 2: hadn't just really heard of the concept of how congressional

708
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,839
Speaker 2: districts are drawn until he literally became governor. And then

709
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 2: he was like, and I think it's bad, so I

710
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 2: want to stop it. So he introduces this like redistrict

711
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 2: uniform thing when they create a new panel and it

712
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,240
Speaker 2: doesn't pass in his famous like said, of all these reforms,

713
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,839
Speaker 2: And that was when he was also trying to interwives

714
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 2: the wives like take away like widow pensions, and then

715
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 2: also like making tenure less of like a I think

716
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:12,479
Speaker 2: like a ten year. It's like you can't get fired

717
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 2: if you're a teacher or whatever. And that's like one

718
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 2: of the teachers Union's biggest thing, right, and so he

719
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 2: was maybe going to remove tenure or maybe remove some

720
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 2: like benefit that was connected to tenure, and so the

721
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 2: teachers Union spent like a gazillion dollars finding him on

722
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 2: it and one and then he is very like, honey,

723
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 2: you can't go against the teachers Union. Teachers policemen kidding.

724
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 2: It's like all politics is is teachers and bridges and policemen. Yeah.

725
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,799
Speaker 1: And then he was like also, oh, you need like

726
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 1: to have a parent signature for an abortion, which is

727
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:42,839
Speaker 1: just like so orn old.

728
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that also didn't pass.

729
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then it was like worn baby like with

730
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: all the teachers like outside of his office, yeah, the bus.

731
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 1: And then you know, so like Susan Sarandon.

732
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:57,280
Speaker 2: Oh I sure was there, honey, with the loud speaker.

733
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 1: Being just like we need to get the action star

734
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 1: out offense and get someone with a brain in there. Tomlin,

735
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 1: huge Sun.

736
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 2: Hat huge that like holding a sign that just says

737
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 2: Austilla Vista governader, I've had it up to here. No,

738
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 2: you won't be right back, okay. But what I will

739
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,879
Speaker 2: say about the redistricting fight he talks in the book,

740
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 2: he's very proud in two thousand and eight, they like

741
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 2: he puts that to ballot again and it does pass.

742
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,799
Speaker 2: And I think because also they weren't putting a bunch

743
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 2: of like anti teachers' union ballots on the initiative. At

744
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 2: the same time his tile fight, the tile fight, he

745
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 2: was like sell to the wives, and he like sold

746
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 2: it better. And you know, not that I'm an expert

747
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 2: in California politics, but I do feel like that has

748
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:53,840
Speaker 2: been effective. And California, like while redistricting and like jerrymandered

749
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 2: this little problem everywhere, like California is like way better

750
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 2: than it used to be because of the reforms that

751
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 2: he was able to props.

752
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 1: I will just say this about tenure and like teachers

753
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: speak on it, okay, is just like, yes, don't fire teachers,

754
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 1: but it's just like the ninety year old fucking professors

755
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: out here who won't quit, and we have mad thirty

756
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 1: three year old panned bisexual professors ready to go who

757
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 1: can't get jobs, and it's just there's like a million

758
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 1: ninety year olds falling a freaking sleep.

759
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 2: I agree, and like this is you know, this does

760
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 2: some very libertarian of us. But at the end of

761
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 2: the day, like whether you're talking about Supreme Court.

762
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 1: Justices or Feinstein kind of just like.

763
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 2: At a certain point it's time to step down and

764
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 2: it's time to step aside.

765
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 1: And like whatever they get, and I want them to

766
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:44,359
Speaker 1: get amazing pensions and all that, like let's you know,

767
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,280
Speaker 1: spread it out. But it's just like leave your office.

768
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, wrap it up eighty just a rap it, like

769
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 2: move on to your fourth act and like literally you

770
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,399
Speaker 2: feel the love child you had with your maid ten

771
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 2: years ago, get divorced, start a foundation.

772
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:03,720
Speaker 1: It's like hello, like iPads classes.

773
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 2: Like it's time for your next act.

774
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 1: The final act. Hilarious thing that Danny DeVito did to

775
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 1: Arnold Swartzenegger.

776
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 2: Oh the cigar. Yeah. So Arnold was like, here's the thing.

777
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 1: When I'm in politics, if i'm you know, when I

778
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:23,240
Speaker 1: was wrong about those elections, I said I was wrong.

779
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:26,479
Speaker 1: When people were like you did a Playboy video, I said, yes,

780
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 1: I did do a Playboy video when people were like,

781
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,280
Speaker 1: did you smoke pot? I said, yes, I did Inhale

782
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 1: and he was like, and the one time I did

783
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: smoke pot is when Danny DeVito replaced my lunchtime cigar,

784
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:40,320
Speaker 1: which was already completely insane. It's having a lunchtime cigar.

785
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 2: So so you're a bodybuilder, you're the peak of physical fitness,

786
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 2: and you're having a lunchtime cigar.

787
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 1: And Danny DeVito replaced it with a blunt.

788
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 2: Okay, here's what I'm confused about in this story.

789
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you be able to tell it was a blunt?

790
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 2: But like, maybe it's like blunts weren't so like floppy,

791
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:05,360
Speaker 2: callid dankery that they are now, And like it sounds

792
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 2: like he almost like had a full cigar rolled like

793
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 2: in a human door with weird inside of it.

794
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 1: No, I think it looked, I think because how else.

795
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 2: Could you fool a genius detective like Arnold's.

796
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 1: I can also see Arnold being more into like cigarrillosh

797
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 1: thinner cigars that maybe are more joint like.

798
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 2: Okay, so when he wrote cigar in this book be useful,

799
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 2: beautiful stuff, actually he actually meant cigarilla. And the fact

800
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 2: checkargue didn't really.

801
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 1: Or just like get him a Cigarello can. Who knows

802
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 1: we weren't there on the set of Twins.

803
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 2: No, it's one of my life's greatest Yeah, Okay. This

804
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,760
Speaker 2: passage when he's talking about being governor, I just feel

805
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 2: like is really emblematic of how simple he is. I

806
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 2: love being governed them more than any job I've ever had.

807
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 2: One minute, I was learning that we need the more

808
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 2: prison gods because it can't levels odds were doing so

809
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 2: much of the time that the working conditions would be

810
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 2: coming that's safe. The next mine, I was learning about

811
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 2: prescription drug prices and health and shown's premiums. Or I

812
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 2: was sitting with the smartest scientific minds in the world,

813
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 2: learning that millions of people die every year from pollution.

814
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: I was obsessed with.

815
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:17,359
Speaker 2: The first time he's hearing any of these Again.

816
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 1: That's why it's so like Twins as being so Austin powers,

817
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,320
Speaker 1: where he's like in a car and they're like driving

818
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: him to a hospital and someone's like I'm a nurse

819
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 1: and he's like, wow, you're a nurse, And he's like,

820
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 1: did you know that nurses are understaffed? And it takes

821
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 1: three nurses to lift up a man.

822
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,840
Speaker 2: At the same time, I'm kind of pro this style

823
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 2: of like, to me, it's kind of the opposite of

824
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,359
Speaker 2: Pete booda judge, where it's like people to someone who

825
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 2: would like trying to prove like that he's smart all

826
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 2: the time and that he's heard about Hilary. It's like

827
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 2: where you just need to know everything about everything. But

828
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 2: it's just like, I guess my one thing is and

829
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 2: I would say that about Pee two is another of

830
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 2: them have like a real I think philosophy about society.

831
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 2: He's like, have a clear vision, but I'm not sure

832
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 2: what his clear vision for society.

833
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 1: Him being governor is much more about I mean, it's

834
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 1: most politicians are. It's about himself, Okay, it's about It's

835
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: about the third act and him enjoying the role of

836
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,280
Speaker 1: shaking hands and nurses.

837
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 2: And he basically says that he's like I'd done movies.

838
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 2: I had done comedy. What next, Yeah, I love it.

839
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: He's like, no, I did comedy. Now phase it is

840
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 1: Ronald Reagan movies, governor President.

841
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 2: I've always kind of been a fan of sorticians slash randomization,

842
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 2: which is a political philosophy. I'm not sure if I don't.

843
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 2: But it's like if you choose politicians like jury duty

844
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 2: or it's just totally random.

845
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 1: Oh. I actually think that's cool because.

846
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 2: They kind of did that in Ancient Athens or whatever.

847
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 2: But obviously with only.

848
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 1: I mean, we're basically doing it anyway.

849
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 2: Hello, have you seen The Orange Man where they pick

850
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 2: him out of bed? But I like that because Dan,

851
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,839
Speaker 2: you're not corrupt at all, because it's like.

852
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,839
Speaker 1: You're you're so excited to be shaking hands.

853
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 2: You're just shaking hands and you're only in there for

854
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 2: a little while and you're not going to be like, oh,

855
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 2: I have to stay in office forever, so let me

856
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 2: like keep the real estate industry happy and like keep

857
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 2: this industry happy.

858
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 1: Literally, you know what randomization is. It is a nineties

859
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 1: movie that is so arnold, and I think that is

860
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,359
Speaker 1: why you're drawn to a Do you know the movie, Dave?

861
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:21,439
Speaker 2: Do I know the movie Day?

862
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: Okay?

863
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 2: Bill Pullman's Bill Paxton, which one dated my aunt. He

864
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 2: reveals that Bill Paxton died during a heart surgery that

865
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:33,319
Speaker 2: he also had, which that was tea to me, even

866
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 2: though I didn't know that Bill Paxton was dead and

867
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 2: that he died during a heart operation. Yeah, like a valve.

868
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: That was the one who was in Titanic, right, yes, okay,

869
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 1: so that is the one that dated my aunt. I'm

870
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:45,839
Speaker 1: very connected to this whole community.

871
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 2: Lily, you have a baby baby? Yeah, where is that article?

872
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 1: Oh about King's Princess And they're like, did you know

873
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 1: King Princess's great grandfather invented Macy's and his great grandfather

874
00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: was Levi Strauss.

875
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 2: No, because it's like your uncle wrote, like Terminator.

876
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: Three, my aunt still college.

877
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 2: Okay, I let em reel it in.

878
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 1: Sorry.

879
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:17,320
Speaker 2: I actually got to work for everything that I've ever gotten.

880
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 1: Oh take that back, because Arnold says, call me Schnitzel,

881
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:26,879
Speaker 1: call me Arnie called me Terminator, never call me a self.

882
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 2: Made man, which I thought was beautiful, beautiful. I have

883
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 2: stood in the box of others.

884
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 1: Because he was just like my bodybuilding coach, like Jim Cameron,

885
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: and other people.

886
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:39,240
Speaker 2: Ever called James Cameron.

887
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,280
Speaker 1: How they would yeah, how theyhould Jim?

888
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 2: So that was interesting. Tip. But when Terminator movie you

889
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 2: haven't seen.

890
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 1: I have, I just don't really remember.

891
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 2: So the first movie the Terminator was like this robot

892
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 2: that he plays is bad, is coming to kill Lynn

893
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:55,879
Speaker 2: Hamilton and the.

894
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 1: Second one he's good. Yes, so I have seen the

895
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 1: second one.

896
00:43:58,440 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 2: That's the one that's like the iconic one.

897
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 1: That's the one that like because I remember him saving

898
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 1: the child and blah blah blah.

899
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 2: It's Eddie Furlong. My boy, Eddie is the.

900
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 1: Pecker used me also one of my favorite movies starting

901
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:10,800
Speaker 1: Eddie Furlong.

902
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,759
Speaker 2: I really haven't seen Pecker either. We need to do

903
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 2: a movie act. She needs to do a movie club

904
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 2: CBC Movie Club.

905
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:17,839
Speaker 1: Let's go.

906
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 2: But T two is like so icontact because it's like

907
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 2: the La River and the motorcycle and just like Jack

908
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:29,280
Speaker 2: the Jacket, and like Linda Hamilton is like the most

909
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 2: like badass chick that's ever better in a movie. She's

910
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 2: strong and she's so strong and like she has the

911
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 2: most amazing like tone. I mean, her body in the

912
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 2: movie is kind of what like chicks are trying to

913
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 2: look like now with their toned arms, Like she invented

914
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 2: like chicks having toned arms.

915
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 1: So anyway, clearly I do need to rewatch. But also

916
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 1: a thing about Terminator is he says also he was

917
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: the first goat Tyler Swift anti hero.

918
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, the first action start to be a.

919
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 1: Villain, which I don't totally believe. Yeah, I think there

920
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: were like other films about anti heroes before where he's like,

921
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 1: it never been done before the person who's the villain,

922
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,800
Speaker 1: but you like the villain.

923
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it was more he was like, oh,

924
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 2: once your casts a villain, you could never be seen

925
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:15,360
Speaker 2: as a hero again. But I think part of the

926
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 2: reason that works for him is because he is just

927
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 2: like so foreignm I like, you already have to speak Yeah,

928
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 2: and accident, which just like reads to Americans is random.

929
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,240
Speaker 1: But back to a randomization Dave of that movie where's

930
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 1: just a random person becomes president, Like, I do think

931
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 1: we need to be more fish out of water in

932
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 1: nineties comedy where just like random ass people are becoming

933
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 1: president and then they're so excited.

934
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 2: And they know that it's like you only get like

935
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 2: two years. It's not even four. It it's like much shorter.

936
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 2: So it's really just like you're in and you're kind

937
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:48,839
Speaker 2: of and you're you're listening to people and shake your hand.

938
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 2: And honestly, same thing for congress folk.

939
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they I mean in these days.

940
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 2: Because they stay for decades and they're so entrenched and

941
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:00,840
Speaker 2: they have corrupt you know, because it's like on a jury.

942
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 2: Have you ever served on a jury on on a

943
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 2: capital murder trial?

944
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 1: So here's nothing about me and jury duty. They sent

945
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: many letters and then it was like sent to like

946
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 1: my old address, and then I and I wrote like

947
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,959
Speaker 1: a letter, and I wrote a letter being that I'm

948
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 1: so sorry but like I missed this mail, and I

949
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 1: gave them my new address. But they've never sent something

950
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 1: some warrants. Well, because that's the scary thing. If you

951
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 1: do get pulled over and you're wanted for georgy duty,

952
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: you can get arrested.

953
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:31,240
Speaker 2: And they take you immediately to a trial.

954
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of the dream.

955
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:35,760
Speaker 2: But I feel like on a jury basically, like people

956
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:37,919
Speaker 2: are actually trying to convince each other because you don't

957
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 2: have like a horse in the game. It's not like

958
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 2: whatever the realistic industry is like wanting to appear a

959
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 2: certain way, you know, or.

960
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 1: Like, oh, you know, this baseball field needs to get

961
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 1: made because just like the grocery store lobby, right, wants

962
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 1: to make a grocery store somewhere else.

963
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 2: Right. It's like, so I think that there's a real

964
00:46:56,360 --> 00:47:00,760
Speaker 2: value in the kind of debate that's faster when people

965
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 2: come into a situation with no preconceived notions or allegiances.

966
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 1: Totally great, we're randomization pod.

967
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 2: Awesome. What does she does live? How does she live? Okay,

968
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 2: so it's so San Diego winery, yes.

969
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 1: Where it's like so many TVs, but also so many

970
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:35,280
Speaker 1: like burning fire pits, pizza ovens, taco stations, like bluetooth fires.

971
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 2: So you're imagining it's very twenty nineteen run out. Yeah,

972
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 2: I guess. I'm like, could it still just be so

973
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,319
Speaker 2: nineties and it's more like andre Agasi and like big

974
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 2: leather couches and like colored track lighting.

975
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,800
Speaker 1: I think we're both right. I think the outside has

976
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 1: this new Tuscan San Diego like winery, but inside and

977
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 1: I feel like I have seen photos of him with

978
00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 1: the donkeys, it's like a little bit like Fisher Family.

979
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 2: Okay, friend of I think it is like leather suburban

980
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:07,319
Speaker 2: New Jersey. But like, do you think the cabinets are

981
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 2: kind of like so Christian in the when they're like

982
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:10,439
Speaker 2: so much wood? Yeah?

983
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:11,879
Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of wood, and I think

984
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 1: there's a.

985
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 2: Lot of level beveling where it curves no, like on

986
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 2: the edge of the surface, like there's like a little

987
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:22,720
Speaker 2: like indent all the way around.

988
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,280
Speaker 1: I mean, like classic indented cabinets, I guess.

989
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 2: But like modern cabinets are very not beveled, that's true.

990
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 1: I think they're beveled.

991
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 2: I think like my cabinets in my apartment are very

992
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 2: like bevel.

993
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:39,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're beveled. My cabinets are beveled. I think his

994
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: garage is like where probably he like has like a

995
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 1: poster of him from his like you know, eighties.

996
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 2: You think he's still so garage. I feel like he's

997
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 2: so massive indoor. I feel like the room of all

998
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 2: his like framed whatever is like a totally separate He's

999
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 2: got an office. He's got like a recording studio for

1000
00:48:58,160 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 2: the podcast that I'm sure.

1001
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:02,720
Speaker 1: He has like his illegitimate estate.

1002
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 2: And it's also called be Useful, and there's eight episodes

1003
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 2: that's already canceled, but my heart's like bumping us out

1004
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 2: of the studio to film it. And like there are

1005
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 2: so many framed like old school, old school of his

1006
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:18,280
Speaker 2: just like records and like belts and like news articles

1007
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 2: and all of his movies and like oscars, and then.

1008
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,760
Speaker 1: Photo of him shaking hands with RBG and then photo

1009
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 1: of him shaking hands with George H.

1010
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 2: Bush Yes, and like one like Longoria Yes, no, And

1011
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 2: there's like a knife that Eva Longoria gave him from

1012
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 2: her life from her knife camera line. That's like sitting

1013
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,479
Speaker 2: on a mantle, and that's next to like a rock

1014
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 2: that Nelson Mandela gave him. And he's like my two

1015
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 2: biggest influences.

1016
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: And then like his cabman is like protein quenoapasta that

1017
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:53,760
Speaker 1: like Heather his partners.

1018
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 2: And his garage does have like so many bags of

1019
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:58,279
Speaker 2: like feed.

1020
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,360
Speaker 1: Because the donkey and Lulu whisky.

1021
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, but don't you think he also has like

1022
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 2: a farm like initiative and it's so Laura Bush and

1023
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 2: like I'm sorry too far. What does he wear?

1024
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 1: I mean now I feel like he's being just kind

1025
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:15,799
Speaker 1: of like golf.

1026
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:21,959
Speaker 2: Polo, yeah, Obama style. It's like Zagna jacket, like thin

1027
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,840
Speaker 2: like sport material golf polo.

1028
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 1: I mean the customs Zena because I think his arms

1029
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 1: are so he's not Zenya.

1030
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 2: I don't think he's off the rack.

1031
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,280
Speaker 1: I think he's Joseph A Bood.

1032
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 2: Both of those are just Macy's though it's like I.

1033
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,240
Speaker 1: Do, yes, I would say higher than Macy's.

1034
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,360
Speaker 2: Okay, Well then I think he's higher than May Okay,

1035
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,439
Speaker 2: I mean he's not off the rack anywhere. It has

1036
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 2: a tail.

1037
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 1: He has a tail that's making huge custom suits for

1038
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 1: his army.

1039
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,359
Speaker 2: Maybe it's also like dun Hill.

1040
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 1: Yes, that's like very at the Woodberry comments. But what's

1041
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:51,279
Speaker 1: going on there?

1042
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1043
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 1: What does she eat? Like she's sharing food with luluid whiskey.

1044
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:57,240
Speaker 1: It's like silly.

1045
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 2: He's like a little bit of my egg buried over me,

1046
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 2: a little it for you. Yeah, But I still think

1047
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:06,439
Speaker 2: he's like all protein shakes. Yeah, and just like raw

1048
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 2: egg whites ten egg whites. Has he gotten into like

1049
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 2: the muscle powder movement, because I feel like that wasn't

1050
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 2: really a thing when he was doing pumping iron.

1051
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: Well, he said he had a protein shake in like

1052
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 1: the eighties. So I think he's just he's kept out

1053
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 1: at the times.

1054
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 2: I'm sure the letter, which we've subscribed to, it's very moderne.

1055
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 2: It's very like, the graphic design is very now. It's

1056
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 2: Negroni font Negro, Negroni fond. But he's being like like

1057
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 2: being la and like whatever, like.

1058
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 1: But it's still eighties and it's like pasto tunapasta and

1059
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,720
Speaker 1: then pancakes and with like protein powder.

1060
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, like boat pancakes.

1061
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 1: Fit culture is very like sweets activated in this way,

1062
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 1: like you.

1063
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:50,439
Speaker 2: Know how you know they're always betting so much monk

1064
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 2: food like in a powder earth and you.

1065
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: Can get oh see this like on TikTok of like bodybuilders,

1066
00:51:55,640 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 1: like you can get like lucky charm flavored like muscle powder.

1067
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:01,799
Speaker 1: Just so disgusting.

1068
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the endless infantilization of the American adults.

1069
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:07,799
Speaker 1: I don't think he's doing Lucky charts, but I think

1070
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 1: he has his own line and also that hasn't been

1071
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 1: FDA approved, Like he's like testing a lot of different

1072
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 1: of his own line yea of protein.

1073
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:20,600
Speaker 2: Powder on this on Lulu, Okay, who are you in

1074
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 2: the book? Obviously you're the maid.

1075
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,319
Speaker 1: And the maid and you're the illegit of it son.

1076
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,439
Speaker 2: Have you ever not to pride? But have you ever

1077
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 2: given birth to your clients?

1078
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 1: I wish I'm be getting child sport only to sluckt.

1079
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 2: Few like this book. I don't own like one point

1080
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:47,280
Speaker 2: five barbells out of five.

1081
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:52,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess almost even like one LULUs out of

1082
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:56,719
Speaker 1: donkey feeds out of five. It's like the one is

1083
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 1: for like the three pages on Twins.

1084
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 2: I know it's a little bit wow.

1085
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 1: Well and he has like other I was like, wait,

1086
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 1: you have ten books he has total recalled My Unbelievable

1087
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 1: true life story where he probably is being a little

1088
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:12,399
Speaker 1: more like eightyes, small paperback, I mean, then.

1089
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:15,719
Speaker 2: Mostly fitness books and then there's a Terminator book. But

1090
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:18,399
Speaker 2: that sounds like that's more of like a studio cash crap.

1091
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Speaker 2: That's just like mostly photos of photo.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little like this wasn't needed. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: like I know you're looking for your eighth act, but yeah.

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Speaker 2: I feel like he wants to be like ambossed, oh,

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Speaker 2: ambassad Austria yeah or something, or like ambassador to New Zealand.

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Speaker 2: Like so Scott Brown style just like wants Biden to

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Speaker 2: pick him for something. It's a pick me, but pick

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Speaker 2: me by then.

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Speaker 1: Oh anyway, anyway, thanks for listening, and like, you know,

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Speaker 1: achieve your dreams and they're twenty four hours in a day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Best Celebrity Book Club with Stephen was produced and edited

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