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Speaker 1: Jewels dirty little secret the news of one six one

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Speaker 1: Christmas came early. Really, Yep, it's a Jewels show, remember

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Speaker 1: text in four one six one. If you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret that you want to tell us on

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Speaker 1: the show, we will let you tell it on the air.

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Speaker 1: And we keep everybody anonymous, so don't worry, nobody will

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Speaker 1: know who you are. People can't tell us on your voice,

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Speaker 1: even though you think they can trust me. I've been

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Speaker 1: doing this a long time and people still have no

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Speaker 1: idea who I am. Um. And of course we give

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Speaker 1: everybody an anonymous name. When they call in, we don't

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Speaker 1: even ask your name. And on the phone right now

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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret is the Grinch

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Speaker 1: who stole Christmas? What's up? Man? How are you white? Wrong?

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Speaker 1: That's Scrooge? But anyway, it's the right mom. Yeah, you're

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Speaker 1: you're the green guy with the beer belly. All right,

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Speaker 1: So the Grinch that stole Christmas? You have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret to tell us? I do. I kind of

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Speaker 1: can't believe I'm telling you guys this, but I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go for it. Um. My roommate never cleans up after themselves. Um,

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Speaker 1: they leave the dishes like the dirty dishes in the sink,

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Speaker 1: knocks all over the place. Have we've been roommates before?

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Speaker 1: Am I your roommate currently? Um? So, in order to

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Speaker 1: kill two birds with one stone, I've been getting him

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Speaker 1: back and he has no idea. Okay, this is going

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Speaker 1: to be scary for me. Whatever your secret is, because

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Speaker 1: i've been that roommate before. I don't know. Alex and

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Speaker 1: I are married. If you didn't know, so i'm her

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Speaker 1: roommate now who knows what she does? But I don't

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Speaker 1: know about But I know that I've been the messy

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Speaker 1: roommate my whole life, and my roommates have always hated

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Speaker 1: me and complained about the dishes not being done. And

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming that whatever you say, they've probably done to

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Speaker 1: me too. So, oh god, I don't know what is

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Speaker 1: your little secret. I've been brushing my dog's teeth with

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Speaker 1: his toothbrush. Oh that's gross, yell have you been doing that, fool?

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Speaker 1: It's been about two months? Two months? Is he sick? Not? No,

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Speaker 1: not yet. Dog's mouths are supposed to be cleaner than

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Speaker 1: our mouths, right, supposedly, really, that's what they says, and

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Speaker 1: I don't believe it. I don't either Yeah, they licked

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Speaker 1: their butts and exactly their breath is always ranked, like,

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Speaker 1: how are they cleaner than our Yeah it's wrensid But

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Speaker 1: that's what dog owners always say that, Like we can't

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Speaker 1: right on the mouth because you know, let him lick

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Speaker 1: get on the face, because dog's mouth cleaner than our mouth.

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Speaker 1: Dogs are bear than meepal and like, I don't think so. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I remember this little kid got licked in the mouth

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Speaker 1: by a dog and it like spread like really bad.

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Speaker 1: I don't do something to his mouth rash. It wasn't

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Speaker 1: even rash. It was like eating away at his skin

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Speaker 1: because of the dog. Like, I don't think they're cleaner

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Speaker 1: than humans based on that fact. Uh, did you do

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Speaker 1: anything to disguise the smell, because I'm assuming that the

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Speaker 1: toothbrush must smell terrible. Yeah, after you brush the dog's teeth, well,

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Speaker 1: I you know, I just kind of rinse it a

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Speaker 1: little bit. So how often are you bushing your dog's teeth? Well,

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Speaker 1: about two times a week. Where on the list was

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Speaker 1: this as like a punishment that you were considering doing

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Speaker 1: it was probably number one? What made you think of

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Speaker 1: doing this? Like it just it kind of was utilitarian,

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Speaker 1: like I had to brush my dog's teeth anyway, and

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Speaker 1: then I just happened to look over and there his

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Speaker 1: toothbrush was, of course not in the proper holder, but

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Speaker 1: sitting on the edge of the think okay, as usual.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, and he has no idea, I don't think

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Speaker 1: so he probably wouldn't be brushing his teeth with that

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Speaker 1: toothbrush if he finds out. Are you going to get

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Speaker 1: punched in the face? No, I'm bigger than him whatever.

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Speaker 1: All right, well, thank you for telling us your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. Grench you got it? Yeah? Actually I think

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Speaker 1: that name really works yeah for you? Yeah, I guess

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Speaker 1: it kind of does. What's your dirty Little Secret? Text?

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Speaker 1: Hble to four one six one the new hits one

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Speaker 1: oh six fine one. By the way, some big news,

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Speaker 1: what's up Alex? We talked about this while ago. She

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Speaker 1: finally got to ten thousand followers, which means now she

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Speaker 1: can do swipe up center stories, and we've all been

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Speaker 1: waiting to see what she uses her first swipe up for. Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you all for whoever follows me. And I really

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Speaker 1: don't know what my first swipe up is going to be,

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Speaker 1: so any recommendations of what you guys would want to

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Speaker 1: see it. Hasn't got your eye on anything. You can

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Speaker 1: start selling some sort of protein powder. People like that

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Speaker 1: when you do that in your story, Hey, I'm good. Congratulations,

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Speaker 1: thank you that you got your influenza. Yes you are

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Speaker 1: officially now now you can swipe up. What's your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret