Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after.
Speaker 2: It's my strawberry letter for today, the subject keep your
Speaker 2: nasty hands off me.
Speaker 3: Right now?
Speaker 2: Though it is the nephew he is here with today's
Speaker 2: frank punk called what you got neft?
Speaker 1: Sure, giving with cousin Benji giving with cousin be ready,
Speaker 1: but it is listen to it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Hello, Hello? Who is this this Glenda?
Speaker 3: Who is this this Benjie? I'm college? Is this purpose though?
Speaker 3: You know she's doing here right now?
Speaker 2: But this is her daughter? Is there a problem?
Speaker 3: Oh? No, this this this Benjie. This Mama, Mama Loa's nephew.
Speaker 2: Who it's Belanda?
Speaker 3: You know, Mama, Mama, Mama Looa Joe. I ain't ain't
Speaker 3: it correct?
Speaker 2: Mama lords and it's her sister.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm Benjy. I'm gonna left you from the other
Speaker 3: side of the family. You say your name was now
Speaker 3: glad that Okay? What time y'all supposed to get in.
Speaker 2: And we should be there by the afternoon?
Speaker 3: Okay? Uh? Is missus purvis? Is she is your mama
Speaker 3: making the dressing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's making enough for about forty five people. We
Speaker 2: actually uh This was discussed about.
Speaker 3: A month ago, right y'all on the y'all they had
Speaker 3: the conference call, the conference the family had the conference call, right, yes, sir? Okay,
Speaker 3: now listen, what the reason why they got me to call?
Speaker 3: They wanted me to go in and call and and
Speaker 3: I was trying to get miss Purvis. She's not there.
Speaker 2: No, she's not here. What's wrong?
Speaker 3: Oh? Okay, they're not gonna They're not gonna need her
Speaker 3: to do the to do the dressing.
Speaker 2: And why wouldn't they need her to do this? And
Speaker 2: she would make it for ten years? We did. We
Speaker 2: just discussed this.
Speaker 3: So what do you mean they say that they got
Speaker 3: somebody down here that's gonna do the dressing. Let it says,
Speaker 3: y'all traveling y'all ain't got to bring it, you know,
Speaker 3: and be traveling with it. But they got somebody gonna
Speaker 3: do the dressing.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, first of all, how are you your your benie?
Speaker 2: What is your name?
Speaker 3: That was not my name, Benjamin, but they called me Benji.
Speaker 3: But but but like I say, I'm on the other
Speaker 3: side of the fair. I ain't on y'all side.
Speaker 2: Okay. Well, I'm still trying to figure out why you
Speaker 2: calling me because she's been making a dressing for ten years,
Speaker 2: like I said, and I mean it's been discussed. So
Speaker 2: I don't even know why why you're calling me. I
Speaker 2: don't even know you.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, what I'm trying to explain to you is
Speaker 3: this right here is daddy they got so y'all ain't
Speaker 3: got to worry with bringing the dressing. They got somebody
Speaker 3: gonna bring. They got somebody down here that's gonna cook it.
Speaker 3: So in other word, what you know, if you can
Speaker 3: tell Miss Pervis she ain't got to worry about the
Speaker 3: dressing this year.
Speaker 2: Oh so you want me to tell my mama after
Speaker 2: she's been making dressing for ten years that y'all say,
Speaker 2: y'all ain't worried about she shouldn't have to make it
Speaker 2: this year because we're driving now, we drive camper year.
Speaker 2: So I'm not gonna do that to her.
Speaker 3: So, I mean, I.
Speaker 2: Don't I don't even know who you are to be
Speaker 2: calling me anyway? Why getting somebody calling me that I
Speaker 2: know regarding it?
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, you gunned the right, I am glunders all right, listen,
Speaker 3: let me say this because I don't mind saying with
Speaker 3: everybody thinking what most people don't want to say. Let
Speaker 3: me just say this right here. Really, what's going on
Speaker 3: is just right here. A lot of people in the
Speaker 3: family you know, don't really don't don't really like miss
Speaker 3: Pravis dressing.
Speaker 2: Benjamin, who you supposed to be Let me spring something
Speaker 2: in is ma. Mama gonna make her dressing, you gonna
Speaker 2: keep it, and we ain't bringing that on with us.
Speaker 2: So you can tell your family that I said that
Speaker 2: because you understand me.
Speaker 3: I mean, first of all, you got to understand that
Speaker 3: I'm bringing news that that people don't them voted on
Speaker 3: and it's what everybody want to do. Don't nobody what
Speaker 3: did Nikau?
Speaker 2: We had a meeting dressing? She making it? Ten years?
Speaker 2: Ain't nobody been saying nothing? And guess what one of
Speaker 2: them up in that house. Nobody better not be walking
Speaker 2: up and through that talking about mama either, and you
Speaker 2: gonna go eat it?
Speaker 3: Okay? Well see right there? Why why if people don't
Speaker 3: like the dressing, Glinda, why you want to make submit
Speaker 3: everybody to have it to eat it? If they don't like.
Speaker 2: It, you don't eat this. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: know you well, I don't know, No, Benjamin, Benjie, who
Speaker 2: I want you.
Speaker 3: I'm mama Lord's nephew from the other side of the
Speaker 3: family exactly. And I don't know, yes, okay, and it
Speaker 3: really really to the back all that, I don't really
Speaker 3: know you. But I'm but I'm but I'm man up.
Speaker 3: I'm man up to call you and tell you what
Speaker 3: we're gonna do and what we ain't gonna do.
Speaker 2: Well, I know what I ain't say. I want to
Speaker 2: tell it again. She's gonna be that drastic. You gonna
Speaker 2: eat it if we gonna all day.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, right there, listen, And I know this might
Speaker 3: be hard for you to understand. What you grew up
Speaker 3: with liking everybody else might not like.
Speaker 2: People saying what you want to. I ain't gonna even
Speaker 2: remember you know why, So you ain't not like it
Speaker 2: because you ain't done around. But she making dressing.
Speaker 3: Now, first of all, when y'all get down here, it's
Speaker 3: gonna already be some more dressing here, okay, okay, And
Speaker 3: she gonna make country said, and we gonna see.
Speaker 2: Down and we gonna eat. It's not even discussing my
Speaker 2: frother that I I got to say, because you're not
Speaker 2: gonna hurt my mama feeling.
Speaker 3: Okay, there ain't nobody to try. That's why I'm trying
Speaker 3: to tell you to tell her don't make it now,
Speaker 3: so she don't even bring it down.
Speaker 2: Were gonna get anyway.
Speaker 3: Hey, look, I'm finna say this here because every dealer
Speaker 3: you ain't really understanding what I'm saying to you. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna say it as clear as I can say. If
Speaker 3: y'all come down here with that dress, I promise you
Speaker 3: we already got dressing made. We throwing that dressing in
Speaker 3: the trash so everybody can get the dressing that we
Speaker 3: made for him. Point blake, that's what we're doing.
Speaker 2: Please let me find something in you. I'm gonna be
Speaker 2: on dressing the troth and if I find that you
Speaker 2: that through my mama dressing in the trash, it's gonna
Speaker 2: be some and we're gonna set that ouse. I'm not
Speaker 2: playing with you this what's you funny to me?
Speaker 3: For a car?
Speaker 2: Ain't killing we on this comas condon. Ain't none of
Speaker 2: them ballowing up the cowles's a tellingen to bull. But
Speaker 2: now they're gonna said, she'll stop up. I don't even
Speaker 2: know your count I guess they sound like you was
Speaker 2: you the bands in the world, but being benjam I
Speaker 2: don't even know your rest. I'm telling you now, tim
Speaker 2: non playing with you. I'm telling you anybody or Mamma
Speaker 2: feeling ed boll be some in this and I'm telling
Speaker 2: you a y'all gonna be y'all coming down now, but
Speaker 2: I'm coming y'allo one.
Speaker 3: Can I say something else to you? I wish you would.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you what else they were saying? They
Speaker 3: wanted me to tell you this, Glinda, this is nephew.
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Speaker 2: say it off that it wasn't a remaining because I
Speaker 2: was gonna have my brother's work. Y'all play Tomi was
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