WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Rebuild the Castle" Mail Bag 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kubbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.160 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.400 Wow. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.280 The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:30.640 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:29.880 In the a. 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:36.280 Everywhere The Fifth Hour with Me, Big Ben and Danny 0:00:36.360 --> 0:00:40.240 g Radio. Happy Sunday to you, the twenty eighth day 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:43.920 of the month of July, the final Sunday of July, 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:49.760 and a very important day today because later tonight this 0:00:49.960 --> 0:00:52.360 night will be different than all other nights on the 0:00:52.400 --> 0:01:02.200 Overnight Show. It is the return of the Malor PALOOZAO. 0:01:03.040 --> 0:01:05.480 Nice graphics on that. By the way, who did that? 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:08.520 My friend Jay actually did that. He put that together 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:10.959 for him. Shout out to I want to thank Jay. 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:16.840 But the elephant standing on a ball not the kind 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:20.320 of balls I like. So if you've never heard the 0:01:20.360 --> 0:01:23.319 Mallard Palooza, it is a stable. Normally we do it 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:25.160 on the All Star Break of baseball. But I was 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:27.440 out of town, so we couldn't do it then. And 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:29.840 this is the This is the night, This is the night. 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:37.480 It is a combination talent show, variety show, freak shows, 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:41.680 side show. It's if you're old enough. There used to 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:43.800 be this guy named David Letterman who was very popular 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:45.919 on television when I was a kid. He did these things. 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:50.440 He did stupid ted tricks and stupid human tricks. Who 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:56.520 nice going CBS. Yeah, I don't I don't know what 0:01:56.560 --> 0:01:59.400 happened to him, but this is a form of stupid 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:03.960 human tricks. It's like a circus side show. And we 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:06.520 have people that will call up and do poetry and 0:02:06.560 --> 0:02:11.840 doing personations and sing and all that, and very excited 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:14.640 about this. Inca Terror is going to be back as 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:17.840 one of our celebrity He is our main celebrity judge. 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:22.480 He's a classically trained musician from New York and we 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:24.799 love Inka Terror. We get to see him. He will 0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:27.079 not be in studio we have had him in studio, 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:29.560 but he will be hanging out with us and we're 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:32.320 gonna have a great time. And so it's kind of 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:34.600 like the demolition Derby of talent shows. Well, I don't 0:02:34.639 --> 0:02:37.800 know if they will have a human torpedo or who knows, 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:42.640 but that's tonight, so we're looking forward to it. Hopefully 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:45.679 you'll enjoy it, but we'll be there. And if you 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:48.280 want to be in on that, you know you want 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:49.720 to lay on a bed of nails. That doesn't really 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:53.640 work for radio? What else beer? Remember that the bee 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:56.000 bearding person that used to be big in the freak 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:59.399 shows back in the day, Like, these acts won't really work. 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:03.840 Glass walking won't work, human blockhead probably not so much. 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:07.480 Fire breathing wouldn't really work on radio. But anyway, we'll 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:10.400 have all that coming up for you tonight on the 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:13.040 mallor Palosa. We'll get to the mail back in a second. 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:14.600 There was a couple other stories we didn't get to 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:17.760 yesterday from pop Goes to culture, so I wanted to 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:19.359 get to some of those, Danny, because there's some good 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:23.000 stuff this week, and I thought, well why not? Why not? 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:27.359 This relates to last weekend with Alex the vegan who 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:33.840 went full conspiracy theory guy. The scientists have detected a 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:38.240 very odd source of electricity at the very bottom of 0:03:38.280 --> 0:03:41.240 the ocean. Do do Do Do Do Do Do Do 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:43.720 Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do do doo. 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:47.960 It was a family of tritons. 0:03:49.040 --> 0:03:57.080 I consider myself a reasonable moment the kraken released the cracking. No, 0:03:57.360 --> 0:04:01.120 it's for a long time the belief men that organisms 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:05.720 like plants and algae have that they are producers, the 0:04:05.760 --> 0:04:10.480 original producers of aucyen. Well, now researchers have discovered evidence 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:16.880 of a natural O two factory that needs neither the 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:23.000 sun nor the life forms to harness its power o MG. 0:04:23.200 --> 0:04:27.440 The source is a chemical reaction taking place in rocks 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:33.800 lying on the very bottom part the lightest of the 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:37.359 sea floor, thousands of feet below the service there's no 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:41.719 light there of the Pacific Ocean and releasing what the 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:48.880 researchers have dubbed dark oxygen Man. These findings recently published 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:54.640 in a science journal, and it is destroying the long 0:04:54.920 --> 0:05:00.719 standing belief, the assumption about how oxygen first came a 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:05.760 thing in the Earth's atmosphere, and the science community is 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:08.440 saying this is gonna have drastic implications on the origins 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:13.200 of life on the planet. But that one very bottom 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:16.480 of the Pacific because back to our conspiracy that the 0:05:16.600 --> 0:05:18.960 UFOs were seeing were actually at the bottom of the ocean. 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:21.960 What a weekend man flying cars And now this. 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:27.640 These are crazy times. Man China detected water in samples 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:30.919 that collected from the moon. There's water on the moon. 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:34.320 The only crazier thing I've seen recently were the fake 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:38.839 cans on Biden during that space Did you see that 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:42.960 the young hands with no ring I were saying that movie, Dave, 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:46.039 remember where the real president of the USA was in 0:05:46.080 --> 0:05:48.640 a coma, so they had to look alike play the part. 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:51.719 I get it, America, I'm tired. Let make al Pacino 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:55.719 look like Timothy fucking shallow. Man X told me that 0:05:55.760 --> 0:05:58.240 he was dead. I read that on X the other day, 0:05:58.320 --> 0:06:00.160 and then he showed up. But then the other thing 0:06:00.240 --> 0:06:02.760 I saw was he actually recorded that. Whoever did that 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:06.440 recorded it two hours earlier because his watch was set. 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:08.960 They didn't change his watch. His watch was set two 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:10.119 hours earlier at the White House. 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:13.000 Oh so, lots of conspiracies. 0:06:13.880 --> 0:06:18.440 I don't I don't know whatever the fuck that means. Well, 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:22.200 I like this story. Amazon spent billions of dollars to 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:24.600 put together Alexa. Do you use Alexa? 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:25.760 No? 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:29.800 No, I don't either. But the whole point of it was, Hey, 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:32.480 we're gonna build this thing. And this is ten years ago. 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:38.480 They launched it, and they envisioned that the voice assist Alexa, 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:43.279 which is a home device, would sell more products and 0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:46.120 they would make so much money because people say, hey, Alexa, 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:49.840 buy me donuts or something, right, and they'd be okay. Well, 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:52.800 it turns out that this is according to the Wall 0:06:52.800 --> 0:06:55.320 Street Journal. I saw this the other day, the people 0:06:55.360 --> 0:07:01.000 that actually use Alexa have mostly ended up using it 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:05.040 to do simple tasks like check the time or sit 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:05.640 an alarm. 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:07.760 Yeah, turn the lights on or off. 0:07:07.839 --> 0:07:08.000 Yeah. 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:11.160 Yeah. And apparently this is freaking out the people that 0:07:11.240 --> 0:07:17.040 work at Amazon because they spent billions of dollars thinking 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:19.040 they were going to get return on investment. 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:19.640 Oops. 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:22.680 And he said that this is from a source at Amazon. 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:25.920 When they first launched, they said, we were we give 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:27.680 you the exact quote here because it's a good quote. 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:28.880 I want to give you the exac quote. I don't 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:32.160 give you a fake quote. We worried. We've hired ten 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:36.640 thousand people and we've built a smart timer. A senior, 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:40.760 former senior Amazon employee said that that's all they did, 0:07:41.160 --> 0:07:45.960 and internal documents flame Amazon squandered tens of billions of 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:48.320 dollars on these devices. 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:51.120 Yeah. This is like a stripper who only wants to 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:52.360 do missionary. 0:07:56.360 --> 0:07:58.560 You're like, hey, I'm not getting my money's with But 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:03.760 twenty seventeen, twenty twenty one alone, Amazon lost more than 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:08.160 twenty five billion on Alexa because people are just using 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:12.680 it for the time. Oh, it's so great. Humans are 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:16.120 gonna human, Danny. Humans are humans are rather simple creatures. 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:19.200 They're just gonna do what they normally do, right, That's 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:22.400 just the way it goes. A couple of lab stories 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:27.280 that got my attention. Scientists have grown male genitalia in 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:31.160 a lab. They've grown balls in a lab. Say what, 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:36.040 yeah about that? I was attracted to the giant metal cock. 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:39.240 Oh well, you know I can grow to me. Male 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:42.280 fertility is in crisis, and unless we do something about it, 0:08:42.640 --> 0:08:44.640 the human race is going to be a total mess. 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:48.640 One expert has worn following the news that they have 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:53.680 grown male gendles in a lab, and they're of course 0:08:53.720 --> 0:08:57.080 worried this could make us, you know, obsolete, Danny, that 0:08:57.120 --> 0:09:00.000 we don't you know, women will not need are jump 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:05.360 because they have this. Israeli scientists producing the gendles from 0:09:05.360 --> 0:09:10.440 the cells extracted from mice. But the woman has said 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:12.840 she hopes to be able to produce human versions within 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:20.440 five years that could produce sperm. That's like, that's some 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:26.520 interesting moral ground there, right, Danny. If a pair of 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:32.559 science generated testicles creates sperm and you're the kid of 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:37.600 that sperm, what are you? Oh boy, are you human? 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:40.920 I mean they say it's some human DNA, but how 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:43.760 do you know. I'm sure there's some other stuff mixed 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:46.880 in there, like hot dogs, right, so you can. 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:50.040 Be part weenie Weenie in the butt in the afternoon. 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:58.240 Yeah, exactly, exactly. They've also grown brains in labs, so 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:03.640 they've got that going on. We are living in wild times. 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:07.760 They We've got the Jetson's Law in Minnesota flying cars, 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:12.160 We've got testicles being grown in a lab and brains 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:17.440 sciences growing brains in labs. Could they become conscious? It 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:22.800 has no eyes, ears, nose, or mouth. Nothing's coming in 0:10:23.200 --> 0:10:29.240 at this point, but stay tuned to lab grown brains. 0:10:29.280 --> 0:10:32.200 This is being done at the University of California at 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:39.240 Santa Barbara. A neuroscientist there is behind this and they 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:44.840 claim they have created a facsimile of the brain made 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:48.920 in labs there, and they say they aren't likely to 0:10:48.960 --> 0:10:55.079 achieve consciousness anytime soon. But you never know. Let's get 0:10:55.080 --> 0:11:14.400 to the mail bag. It's thank you, ohio. Al appreciate 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:18.360 that these are actual email correspondence, so I'm actually listening 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:21.880 to actual listeners to the show. This one comes from Alf. 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:23.440 You can send these in, by the way. You can 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:25.680 send them right now, you can send them later whenever 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:28.760 you want. Send them care of the Real Fifth Hour 0:11:28.920 --> 0:11:32.240 at gmail dot com. Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:35.240 ALF dreaming of a Mallar meet and greet, writes, and 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:38.360 he says, Hey, Ben, since you and the Bennetts are 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:41.680 so tight, who will be driving the Mallard shuttlebus to 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:44.440 Vegas for the meet and greet on Saturday? Or will 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:52.000 you be taking turns? Yeah? What's that old line about 0:11:52.000 --> 0:11:56.679 the nineteen eighties Yankees? You remember? Remember the line there 0:11:56.720 --> 0:11:59.360 about the Yankees back in the back in the day 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:04.800 they had was it twenty five players, twenty five taxicabs? 0:12:05.520 --> 0:12:07.040 Believe that was it something like that. 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:10.960 Didn't Billy Martin die in a car accident? Well he 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:14.600 was I think drunk when Oh boy, So I feel 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:18.240 like Coop would be the most responsible driver, because, as 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:21.040 you know, when you smoke weed, it helps you concentrate 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:21.640 on the road. 0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:26.480 Okay, is that true? I always says, don't smoke and drive. 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:26.880 I don't know. 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:29.679 I thought he helped you concentrate. 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:31.719 Twenty five players twenty five cabs. It was about the 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:34.880 Yankees and the Red Sox. That line was used about 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:38.600 the dysfunctional Red Sox and Yankees. There you go. Now 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:41.679 would be twenty five players, twenty five ubers. You'd have 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:43.920 to get rid of the taxi cab thing because it's 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:48.200 an uber world. And Alf also says, after the Vegan 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:52.520 burned down the studio last week, what conspiracy theory does 0:12:52.600 --> 0:12:56.400 Danny G have his strongest opinion on, possibly the frozen 0:12:56.480 --> 0:13:02.680 envelope during the NBA Draft. My favorite sports conspiracy theory off, 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:05.960 not that you asked me, is the cal Ripken lights 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:06.880 out in Baltimore. 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:08.400 Oh, the Kevin Costner game. 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:11.960 Yeah, yeah, he got to a fight Kevin Costner, I 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:15.800 guess came came in and owed caught. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:19.560 he caught Kevin Costner with his That actually played out 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:23.240 on Fox Sports Radio. Kevin Costner called in the Fox 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:26.280 Sports Radio years ago on the old Kylie and Boom 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:29.640 Show because they were talking about it. I've always believed 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:33.280 it because here's why I was covering baseball at the time, 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:37.600 and that game got postponed because the power was out 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:41.439 at Camden Yards. Way back many years ago, cal was 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:43.679 on track to set the all time games played record. 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:45.480 It was a very big record for baseball, and this 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:48.199 was after the work strike in nineteen ninety four, the 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:51.480 labor strike, and so it's a very big deal. But 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:55.760 before the story came out the night the night this happened, 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:58.240 I was covering a Dodger game and a buddy of 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:00.320 mine came up to me. He says, hey, I just 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:04.280 talked to somebody who knows Peter Angelos, right, and the 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:07.840 guy told me. He said that something happened with with 0:14:08.040 --> 0:14:12.000 Ripkin and Kevin Coster, and that they made sure that 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:14.640 the game. Ripkin would not have played. He was too 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:18.040 distraught from what happened, so he would not have played 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:20.440 in the game that night, and it would have ended 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:23.160 his streak. He was unable to play, not necessarily because 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:24.720 he was hurt, but just because he was too messed 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:27.520 up in the head. And so as a result, the 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:30.840 Orioles made sure that the game was postponed. So they 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:34.720 cooked up the power outage story. Yeah, what do you 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:39.800 think about the oil that I heard it before it 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:43.200 became a thing. So because of that, I'm like, okay, 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:43.920 I buy it. 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:46.920 And Ben, I know somebody who worked for the White 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:50.240 Sox back in the day. This guy swears up and 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:54.560 down that Michael Jordan's first retirement was a secret suspension 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:55.240 for gambling. 0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:57.880 Yeah. Yeah, no, I believe that too. Yeah, that it 0:14:57.880 --> 0:14:59.640 was a double secret thing. They didn't want to they 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:02.760 didn't to ruin the legacy of Jordan. So David Stern 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:04.920 did a ma solid But David Stern was a hard ass. 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:07.440 And the old commissioner of the NBA actually have a 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:09.120 great David Stern story that I don't have time to 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:14.400 get to right now. But Stern, he's like, all right, well, 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:16.920 you've been hanging out, you've been associating with gamblers, and 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:20.280 at that time that was very taboo, and Stern was 0:15:20.320 --> 0:15:22.480 a pretty straight laced guy. And so he's like, all right, 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:25.720 you're gonna go play for Jerry Reinstorf's minor league baseball 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:28.080 team and we'll put you in the White Sox spring 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:31.880 training and all that and chill out and then you 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:35.160 can come back after your suspension is over. And to no, 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:38.120 that's exactly what happened. So I buy that one, the 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:40.600 ewing frozen envelope. I buy that all. There's a lot 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:43.880 of sports conspiracies that I that I'm all in on. 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:47.120 For yure think let's talk JFK. Now we did that 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:47.600 last week. 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:53.040 Mike in Fullerton writes, and he says, Hey, Ben, welcome 0:15:53.080 --> 0:15:56.160 back to Danny g. First thing, first, you both owe 0:15:56.160 --> 0:15:59.280 me an apology. I'm one of the thirty four percent 0:15:59.280 --> 0:16:02.960 of people who needs a recipe to make toast, and 0:16:03.040 --> 0:16:07.880 I didn't appreciate being called an idiot two weeks ago. Sorry, 0:16:08.040 --> 0:16:11.960 I'm not an expert chef like Ben. Yeah, okay, he says, 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:14.400 do you guys, do you guys believe in the conspiracy? 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:16.120 Here we go, get boy, do you guys? 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:18.800 Let me ask you first though, was this at least 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:23.200 for cinnamon toast? Because it was just it was just toast, 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:27.160 just regular old toast. Yeah, just toast, man, at least 0:16:27.280 --> 0:16:28.400 you know cinnamon toast. 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:30.760 Come on? Do you do you butter the toast before? 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:33.360 Or do you butter this cinnamon go on first? 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:37.680 Or what do you do? I don't know. Mike says, 0:16:37.680 --> 0:16:40.280 do you guys believe in the conspiracy theory that birds 0:16:40.320 --> 0:16:43.880 aren't real? And are actually just drones used to spy 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:46.120 on us. It sounds crazy to me, but my friend 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:47.520 Alex is convinced as true. 0:16:47.640 --> 0:16:50.160 Jesus, when did this turn into the Coast to Coast 0:16:50.600 --> 0:16:52.400 George podcast? 0:16:52.600 --> 0:16:54.960 I said on one of the podcasts last week. I 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:56.520 think it was Saturday, I said, this is going to 0:16:56.600 --> 0:16:58.480 be my demo tape to Coast to Coast when I 0:16:58.520 --> 0:17:01.920 fill in for George Norri. It was like Coast to 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:06.600 Coast meets Alex Jones and Info Wars is what it was. Wild. 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:13.600 It was craziness. Thank you, Thank you. Mike Barry, I 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:16.320 met very good guys South Carolina. He was at the 0:17:16.400 --> 0:17:18.360 Charleston meet and greet we did a couple months back. 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:21.800 He says, Yo, yo ma, Benny. Listen to the Alex 0:17:21.920 --> 0:17:25.680 version of the Fifth Hour. Wow, he is out there. 0:17:26.200 --> 0:17:29.600 Some people think I'm nuts, but got me to thinking 0:17:29.760 --> 0:17:34.240 after watching an Unsolved Mysteries episode on Netflix. Make sure 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:36.280 you watch my show, Barry. I'm on a show on 0:17:36.320 --> 0:17:39.199 Netflix we talked about in a previous podcast here. I 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:40.640 didn't know I was on the show, but I am. 0:17:41.160 --> 0:17:48.320 He says. They postulate that these skinwalkers, Locknest, Monster, Bigfoot, etc. 0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:53.320 Are never found because the UFOs drop them off and 0:17:53.359 --> 0:17:55.440 then come back in a few weeks and take them 0:17:55.480 --> 0:18:02.040 back wherever they go. Barry says, I bet Alex is 0:18:02.080 --> 0:18:08.120 all on board with that. What about you? Alien abduction 0:18:08.400 --> 0:18:10.400 has fascinated people worldwide. 0:18:11.240 --> 0:18:14.160 Yeah, I like hearing, you know. That's why I listened 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:17.439 to George Norri. Sometimes there's at least ten minutes of 0:18:17.440 --> 0:18:20.480 the week where I can listen to conspiracy theories. But 0:18:20.720 --> 0:18:22.920 I couldn't listen to that every day. It would drive 0:18:22.960 --> 0:18:23.439 me nuts. 0:18:24.320 --> 0:18:27.760 Yeah, I'm working with Nori's on, but I listened to 0:18:27.800 --> 0:18:30.160 Coast to Coast on the weekend. Sometimes if I'm up late, 0:18:30.160 --> 0:18:32.119 i'm driving around, I'll off Coast to Coast on or 0:18:33.480 --> 0:18:35.920 you know, back in the day, you know, Alex Jones. 0:18:35.920 --> 0:18:38.960 I'll see some videos online, not anymore really, but I'll 0:18:39.040 --> 0:18:42.600 check it out. Whatever. Yeah, you gotta be you can't 0:18:42.640 --> 0:18:44.520 just believe everything you hear, though, You've got to be 0:18:44.600 --> 0:18:48.920 somewhat judgmental. Right, If you're gullible, it's a problem and 0:18:48.960 --> 0:18:51.359 a lot of there's a lot of goble people, global people. 0:18:51.480 --> 0:18:57.240 Ohio Al writes in not ohio Al, He's not gullible, No, no, no, no, 0:18:57.400 --> 0:19:00.320 he's upset, He says, Benny, he wrote an all apps, 0:19:00.680 --> 0:19:05.280 please do not invite that total idiot on your podcast again. 0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:10.719 I would much rather hear you bloviating by yourself and 0:19:11.000 --> 0:19:14.760 get some nameless, faceless engineer to produce and upload the podcast. Wow, 0:19:15.600 --> 0:19:20.720 undersea civilizations and chemtrail conspiracies are bad enough. By the way, 0:19:21.400 --> 0:19:26.160 Ohio says, I'm an aerospace engineer specializing in combustion, and 0:19:26.359 --> 0:19:30.480 water is one of the main byproducts of jet engine combustion. 0:19:31.040 --> 0:19:34.159 So the trails you see behind every jet in the 0:19:34.200 --> 0:19:39.760 sky merely condensed water droplets, i e. A cloud. Then, 0:19:39.800 --> 0:19:41.840 he says, but when and then he rips tyshert here 0:19:41.880 --> 0:19:45.400 calls him some names. When he claimed that Trump staged 0:19:45.440 --> 0:19:50.679 the assassination, yeah, he went there. No, No, yeah, you 0:19:50.760 --> 0:19:56.040 must I thought I was. I thought something weird, as 0:19:56.040 --> 0:19:58.280 I told him a couple times, is everything okay? Or 0:19:58.640 --> 0:20:02.960 but yeah? So anyway, Ohio says, when that blankety blank 0:20:02.960 --> 0:20:06.719 ty shirt claimed that Trump staged the assassination attempt so 0:20:06.760 --> 0:20:09.280 he could look good, what the f he wrote in 0:20:09.280 --> 0:20:12.560 all caps? Did he also get the dead firemen to 0:20:12.680 --> 0:20:15.280 volunteer to get killed by a stray bullet so Trump 0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:15.960 could look good. 0:20:16.680 --> 0:20:17.120 Stupid. 0:20:17.720 --> 0:20:20.560 First thing I thought when I saw all the conspiracy 0:20:20.680 --> 0:20:24.080 theorists all over social media that Saturday. 0:20:24.000 --> 0:20:24.800 Stupid people. 0:20:25.600 --> 0:20:29.800 Yeah, it's like, OK, if nobody had died, then I 0:20:29.800 --> 0:20:34.280 could see conspiracy theorists coming out saying it was a stunt, 0:20:35.000 --> 0:20:37.680 it was planned, it was set up, but somebody died 0:20:37.720 --> 0:20:39.680 and then somebody got severely injured. 0:20:39.760 --> 0:20:43.560 Right. Well, the other thing I know about President Trump 0:20:43.720 --> 0:20:46.560 is and you've talked to him, Danny, so you're better 0:20:46.560 --> 0:20:48.360 friends with him than I am. He didn't know who 0:20:48.359 --> 0:20:50.119 I am, but you know you've talked to him on 0:20:50.160 --> 0:20:53.800 the phone. Last question, did you tell my producer, Danny 0:20:53.840 --> 0:20:57.520 g that he deserved a raise when you called last time? Absolutely? 0:20:57.560 --> 0:21:00.000 I said, you got the president, but you really do. Yeah, 0:21:00.320 --> 0:21:01.680 a great show and he's a nice guy. 0:21:01.720 --> 0:21:03.960 But I said, you get the president of the phone, 0:21:04.040 --> 0:21:04.960 you deserve a race. 0:21:05.160 --> 0:21:08.720 I haven't done too many of these calls lately. Trump 0:21:09.080 --> 0:21:11.280 is not a good actor like they write these. I've 0:21:11.280 --> 0:21:13.520 heard stories from people that have worked in that worked 0:21:13.520 --> 0:21:17.359 with his administration. They'll write the speeches for him and 0:21:17.400 --> 0:21:20.480 he'll in the middle of speech do improv. Yeah, he'll 0:21:20.480 --> 0:21:22.480 go he'll he'll just go off. 0:21:22.440 --> 0:21:25.240 Unted people that don't have a clue, they're incompetent. 0:21:26.000 --> 0:21:29.320 Yeah, he'll start out doing it and then he'll start 0:21:29.359 --> 0:21:32.919 add limbing and adding his own thing. And so the 0:21:33.000 --> 0:21:35.880 idea that Trump would follow a scripts like, Okay, we're 0:21:35.880 --> 0:21:38.640 going to shoot the bullet and then you're not even 0:21:38.640 --> 0:21:41.359 gonna get hit. Just make sure you hit this blood packet. 0:21:41.359 --> 0:21:42.840 We'll put it behind your ear. No one will know 0:21:42.880 --> 0:21:44.879 it's there. Hit it. It'll look like you're bleeding. 0:21:44.960 --> 0:21:47.400 And then was there an air piece in and they're like, okay, 0:21:47.440 --> 0:21:50.320 slightly tilt your head now, yeah, come. 0:21:50.119 --> 0:21:56.840 On, I mean uh. Ohio then continues to rip the 0:21:56.960 --> 0:22:02.920 blankety blank. He says, Tyshert gives California the rightfully earned 0:22:03.000 --> 0:22:06.320 nicknamed Land of the Fruits and the Nuts. All right, wow, 0:22:07.240 --> 0:22:11.840 no moss, he says, respectfully. Ohio, Al, calm down. I 0:22:11.880 --> 0:22:13.320 love you, Al, you're a big part of this. We 0:22:13.520 --> 0:22:15.760 think you're wonderful. We love I mean, play all your 0:22:15.760 --> 0:22:19.480 stuff on this podcast on the radio show. But Alex 0:22:19.560 --> 0:22:21.680 a good guy. He's a little out there, A little 0:22:21.680 --> 0:22:25.600 out there. Yeah, he means well, he means well, he's 0:22:25.600 --> 0:22:27.080 trying to figure he's a young guy. He's trying to 0:22:27.080 --> 0:22:28.560 figure the way I look at Alex, he's a young 0:22:28.560 --> 0:22:30.440 guy's trying to figure out what's real and what's fake 0:22:30.480 --> 0:22:32.760 in the world. And he's gone off on some real 0:22:32.800 --> 0:22:34.000 big tangents. 0:22:33.920 --> 0:22:36.000 And just consider it audio variety. 0:22:36.760 --> 0:22:39.440 Yeah, it's we don't want boring, right, you know when 0:22:39.440 --> 0:22:41.000 you do a podcast, you don't want to be boring. 0:22:41.760 --> 0:22:43.200 You want to you want to be good, you want 0:22:43.200 --> 0:22:46.080 to be interesting. And we've gotten more I'll tell you this. 0:22:46.440 --> 0:22:50.040 We've gotten more feedback from from Tyshirt being on the 0:22:50.080 --> 0:22:52.560 podcast than a lot of the stuff that we normally do. 0:22:52.640 --> 0:22:55.520 So maybe we should talk more about weird crap like that. 0:22:55.760 --> 0:22:56.159 I don't know. 0:22:56.960 --> 0:23:00.919 The thing is, though, you can't fake crazy. I'm not 0:23:01.000 --> 0:23:04.560 calling him crazy, but like crazy takes, you can't fake that, 0:23:04.600 --> 0:23:07.600 and you can't do it every weekend because the act 0:23:07.640 --> 0:23:09.119 would get old really quick. 0:23:09.960 --> 0:23:14.639 Yeah, for sure, for sure. Next up is Roman from Miami, 0:23:15.640 --> 0:23:19.000