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Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.

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Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.

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Speaker 3: In the a.

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Speaker 1: Everywhere The Fifth Hour with Me, Big Ben and Danny

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Speaker 1: g Radio. Happy Sunday to you, the twenty eighth day

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Speaker 1: of the month of July, the final Sunday of July,

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Speaker 1: and a very important day today because later tonight this

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Speaker 1: night will be different than all other nights on the

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Speaker 1: Overnight Show. It is the return of the Malor PALOOZAO.

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Speaker 3: Nice graphics on that. By the way, who did that?

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Speaker 1: My friend Jay actually did that. He put that together

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Speaker 1: But the elephant standing on a ball not the kind

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Speaker 1: Mallard Palooza, it is a stable. Normally we do it

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Speaker 1: on the All Star Break of baseball. But I was

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Speaker 1: this is the This is the night, This is the night.

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Speaker 1: It is a combination talent show, variety show, freak shows,

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Speaker 1: be this guy named David Letterman who was very popular

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Speaker 1: nice going CBS. Yeah, I don't I don't know what

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Speaker 1: human tricks. It's like a circus side show. And we

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Speaker 1: about this. Inca Terror is going to be back as

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Speaker 1: He's a classically trained musician from New York and we

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Speaker 1: love Inka Terror. We get to see him. He will

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Speaker 1: but he will be hanging out with us and we're

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Speaker 1: gonna have a great time. And so it's kind of

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Speaker 1: like the demolition Derby of talent shows. Well, I don't

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Speaker 1: but that's tonight, so we're looking forward to it. Hopefully

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Speaker 1: to lay on a bed of nails. That doesn't really

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Speaker 1: work for radio? What else beer? Remember that the bee

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Speaker 1: bearding person that used to be big in the freak

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Speaker 1: Glass walking won't work, human blockhead probably not so much.

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Speaker 1: Fire breathing wouldn't really work on radio. But anyway, we'll

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Speaker 1: mallor Palosa. We'll get to the mail back in a second.

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Speaker 1: There was a couple other stories we didn't get to

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Speaker 1: This relates to last weekend with Alex the vegan who

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Speaker 3: What a weekend man flying cars And now this.

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Speaker 1: These are crazy times. Man China detected water in samples

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Speaker 1: I get it, America, I'm tired. Let make al Pacino

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't know whatever the fuck that means. Well,

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Speaker 1: I like this story. Amazon spent billions of dollars to

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Speaker 1: You're like, hey, I'm not getting my money's with But

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Speaker 1: interesting moral ground there, right, Danny. If a pair of

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Speaker 3: First thing I thought when I saw all the conspiracy

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Speaker 1: that thing when I was in high school? If you

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Speaker 1: invest it? Is it? What? What investment fund can you

432
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Speaker 1: invest in? If you if you keep putting money in,

433
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Speaker 1: by the time you're forty, you'll have like millions of dollars.

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Speaker 1: What is that called? I forget what the name of

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Speaker 1: it is.

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Speaker 3: I'll have to Yeah, while you look that up, I'll

437
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Speaker 3: tell him about the twenty rule that my uncle always

438
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 3: raves about, the fifty to thirty twenty rule. It's fifty

439
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,919
Speaker 3: percent of your money should go towards your needs, thirty

440
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,119
Speaker 3: percent should go towards the things you want so you're wants,

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Speaker 3: and twenty percent towards savings. It's always a good rule

442
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Speaker 3: of thumb according to my uncle. But he does drive

443
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Speaker 3: a Bentley and he lives in the Silicon Valley, So

444
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Speaker 3: I do listen to him sometimes when he talks money.

445
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds that sounds good, but it says.

446
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Speaker 3: Fifty to thirty twenty.

447
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Speaker 1: Like, as a young person, if you can get into

448
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Speaker 1: a high yield savings account, and you're gonna have to

449
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 1: shop around. I think IRA. When I was younger, it

450
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 1: was IRA's. But there's other stuff now and now be

451
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Speaker 1: careful with I have use some of those. I use

452
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Speaker 1: one of the apps. I have a stock app, and

453
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 1: you know, you play around like a video game. You're

454
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,719
Speaker 1: buying stock, right, You're gambling. Every day is gonna go up,

455
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Speaker 1: it's gonna go down. But I got burned the first

456
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Speaker 1: year I used the app because I didn't realize that

457
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Speaker 1: when you make money at the end of the year,

458
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Speaker 1: you have to pay capital gains tax. This was because

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Speaker 1: I never really messed around with the stock market, and

460
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Speaker 1: so I was like, holy crap, Like I made a

461
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Speaker 1: fair money money, but I got to pay it in taxes.

462
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Speaker 1: So that killed me. So after that I stopped. I

463
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Speaker 1: stopped playing. Now I still have some stocks. In fact,

464
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Speaker 1: here's the here's the kicker, all right, So I Roman I.

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Speaker 1: This is like probably three or four years ago, hearing COVID.

466
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Speaker 1: I was I was fudging around with these one of

467
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Speaker 1: these apps where you buy stock. So I bought some

468
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Speaker 1: stock and it was just you know, extra money. It

469
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Speaker 1: was like my gambling money. There was nothing to bet

470
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Speaker 1: on because there were no games, and COVID Danny there

471
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 1: were no games for like one hundred something days was

472
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Speaker 1: shut down.

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Speaker 3: So I got very strangely, our ratings went up at

474
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Speaker 3: a sports network.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we had the highest listenership we've ever had, which

476
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 1: makes no sense. So during that I started getting my

477
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Speaker 1: gambling fix on the stock market. And so during that time,

478
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Speaker 1: you know, I'm doing my thing whatever. And then at

479
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,640
Speaker 1: the end of the year, I send all the information

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Speaker 1: over to the person that does my taxes and they're like, well,

481
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Speaker 1: you know, you made this amount of money. Even though

482
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Speaker 1: you reinvested the money in other stocks, it doesn't matter.

483
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Speaker 1: You still got to pay taxes on it. It's called the

484
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Speaker 1: capitol capital games. I'm like, oh crap, what are you

485
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Speaker 1: talking about.

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Speaker 3: And so it is like a fantasy sports ben. If

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Speaker 3: you win over six hundred dollars, you owe taxes. And

488
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Speaker 3: so my older brother he used to use my account

489
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Speaker 3: and his because he had such an issue with sports gambling,

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Speaker 3: and then I had to pay tax and so did he.

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Speaker 3: It's crazy, right, I mean, you win that money, but yeah,

492
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 3: you're right, Uh, you got to pay the taxes on it.

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Speaker 1: So here's the odd thing about it. For Roman and

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Speaker 1: for you, Danny, So I stopped completely just because you

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Speaker 1: didn't want to pay the taxes. Well, I left exactly

496
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Speaker 1: because I'm a titwats. But I left the money the

497
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 1: stocks I owned, I left them in the account. So

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00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 1: every once in a while I'll go check and I

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00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: look the other day, without doing anything, without trading stocks,

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Speaker 1: without doing anything, the stocks I had have gone up

501
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: forty two percent. Since then, the value of the stocks

502
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Speaker 1: is going to forty two percent.

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00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 3: And by doing that's just because you left it alone,

504
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Speaker 3: by doing nothing.

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Speaker 1: By doing nothing, almost all of the stocks I got,

506
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Speaker 1: I bought a lot of stocks. Here's what I would

507
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: also recommend Roman. If you play the stock market, buy

508
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Speaker 1: stocks with dividends. I highly recommend dividends because then you're

509
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: you're gonna get a little bit of money every you know,

510
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 1: every four months or so, depending when they pay out

511
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: the dividends, you're gonna get a little bit of money.

512
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Speaker 3: And then that's us back to sports with the fantasy

513
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 3: you know where you could put your roster together each

514
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 3: weekend or whatever, Well, the same thing. If you set

515
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 3: it off your gut and then you leave your roster alone,

516
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 3: you'll win that weekend. Right, But what happens when you

517
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 3: tinker with it too much and you're done. You're done.

518
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 3: And the same thing with your stocks. You got that

519
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 3: forty two percent gain because you left it alone. You

520
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 3: didn't overthink it. Oh yeah, for sure, I guarantee you.

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Speaker 1: If I had been playing the stock market the way

522
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Speaker 1: I played it during COVID, I would have lost everything,

523
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 1: you know, I would have It's like, I'm the idiot

524
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Speaker 1: that bought doge coin when that was because that was

525
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Speaker 1: kind of during the COVID time, Like, oh, doge coin

526
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 1: to the moon. Doge coin, Let me let me see

527
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: what it's worth right now. Let me check you, because

528
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Speaker 1: I do I still own some.

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Speaker 3: Oh my brother sent me the app on that and

530
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Speaker 3: tried to talk me into it for weeks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, doge coin is currently worth a half of one cent.

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Speaker 3: Ouch o.

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Speaker 1: But the good news is I own like three hundred

534
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Speaker 1: shares of it. So if it ever goes up, I'm

535
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Speaker 1: a maid man. I'm set man. If that doge coin

536
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 1: ever takes off, I will.

537
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 3: Be rich if that goes up. Forget Hawaii, We're talking Bora, bora.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, We're going We're going to the moon. Nick

539
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: and Wisconsin rights and he says, Hey, Ben and Danny g.

540
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 1: I've had some decent questions, but none good enough to

541
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Speaker 1: send the last couple of weeks. So the question is,

542
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Speaker 1: when you were a kid, did your parents ever make

543
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Speaker 1: you do a sport or activity that you hated? And

544
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Speaker 1: if so, what was it? Have a wonderful Sunday from

545
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 1: our buddy Nick in Wisconsin. So yeah, my mom directed

546
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Speaker 1: me to stuff, but she I'll give my mom credit

547
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 1: because once I really raised the ruckus after a while,

548
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 1: she normally say, all right, I didn't want to learn

549
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 1: how to play the piano. I didn't want to go

550
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:13,719
Speaker 1: to uh, you know, Sunday school, you know, for the temple.

551
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 1: Didn't want to do that, but you know I did.

552
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 1: And then I complained enough and she she stopped. And

553
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,719
Speaker 1: she wanted me to play sports, but I was into that,

554
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 1: so I did. And she always wanted me to try

555
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 1: different things. I wanted you to try stuff and see

556
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: if you like it or not. So that was always

557
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: how she would sell me. Danny's like, just give it

558
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: a shot, you might like it. Like, well, I don't

559
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 1: want it anyway, what about you?

560
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, my mom was cool about not forcing stuff on us.

561
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:45,720
Speaker 3: Religion she forced on us. But as far as sports

562
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 3: or activities, the one thing she had tennis rackets, and

563
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 3: she would take us to tennis courts or parks that

564
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 3: had tennis courts. That was a thing back in the day.

565
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 3: Now it's all pickleball. Now, it's all pickleball courts. Yeah,

566
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Speaker 3: But when we were kids, way back in the olden days,

567
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 3: it was tennis courts at parks, and she had a

568
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Speaker 3: couple of tennis rackets, and she wanted us to stand

569
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Speaker 3: there in volley and my older brother and I we

570
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 3: would do it for a little bit. But what we

571
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 3: liked more was like racquetball and butts up. We wanted

572
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 3: to hit the ball against the wall.

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00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, racquetball, Yeah, in the racquetball court. Amazing. Awesome.

574
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 1: You ever played baseball with a racket ball?

575
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, we sure did. Those hard blue racketballs.

576
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 1: Awesome. You felt like you were in the big league.

577
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,239
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, Although I fired that in And we had

578
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 3: a game called butts up where if somebody picked up

579
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 3: the ball you fumbled, threw the ball to the wall

580
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 3: and beat you there. Before you could touch the wall,

581
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 3: you had to stand up there and they got a

582
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 3: freeze shot, a pitch, a fastball, at your backside. That's awesome.

583
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Speaker 1: Did you ever I think we've talked about this in

584
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: a previous episode, but I also at one point we

585
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: were we were messing around me and my buddies in

586
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Speaker 1: the neighborhood, and we used to play baseball all the

587
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Speaker 1: time because we're big. You know, that's what we did.

588
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: And uh, you ever made contact sweet spot metal bat

589
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: golf ball?

590
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 3: Are you kidding? My old Ben, my older brother, would

591
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 3: take a bucket of golf balls with our aluminum bat

592
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 3: and he would pitch to himself and he had the

593
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 3: ball to the front of the college campus that was

594
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Speaker 3: five blocks away from our house.

595
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Speaker 1: It's amazing. You felt like Barry Bonds all routed up

596
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 1: back in the nineties.

597
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 3: Oh, he thought he was Babe Ruth.

598
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh it's awesome. Now, I don't recommend it because

599
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 1: it's very dangerous. If you were hit. It's like somebody's

600
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 1: pitching the golf ball to you and you hit them,

601
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 1: you'll kill them. But if you assuming that that's not

602
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 1: an issue.

603
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 3: Oh man, I'm sure he hit some windshields that we

604
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Speaker 3: just didn't find out about.

605
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Speaker 1: Just feel like a boss, an absolute boss. Thank you.

606
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: Nick JJ from Milwaukee that's back to back. We're big

607
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: in Wisconsin, Danny, This podcast big in the dairy state.

608
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: W I the Badger's state anyway, JJ says, Hey, Ben

609
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 1: and Danny, I saw that crowd strike that shut down

610
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 1: the world offered ten dollars gift cards as an apology.

611
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:13,879
Speaker 1: Is that a fair offer? Come on? JJ? Yeah? What

612
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: do you want to say? It's obviously absurd, But what

613
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 1: are they gonna do this? So many people were affected.

614
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what they they could do. Braydon from

615
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,840
Speaker 1: South Carolina writes, and he says, I have a conspiracy

616
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 1: theory that doctors actually are in the tank with dentists.

617
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Speaker 1: That is why they give children lollipops. You agree or disagree?

618
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,760
Speaker 1: What do you think, Danny? You think there's a grand

619
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,839
Speaker 1: conspiracy between doctors to help out that their friends who

620
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 1: are Dennis.

621
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Speaker 3: That might be the best conspiracy theory I've heard in

622
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Speaker 3: two weekends.

623
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Speaker 1: That sounds like something Ty Shirt would come up with you.

624
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 1: Mike in Kansas City writes in he says, guys, I

625
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 1: read that Earth is going to set records for the

626
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 1: hottest days ever recorded.

627
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, that happened last It already happened. Yeah, it happened

628
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,240
Speaker 3: last Sunday and Monday back to back.

629
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Speaker 1: Are you Are you guys worried. No, it's the summer

630
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 1: and it's hot. Spending too much time in the sun

631
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 1: can lead to some pain, especially if you didn't wear

632
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:20,720
Speaker 1: any sunscreen. I'll be worried when people start dying, hundreds

633
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 1: and thousands of people start dying, that I'll be worried.

634
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 1: I'm not worried because it's hot. It's like it gets

635
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: cold in the winter, it gets hot in the summer. Periods.

636
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 1: Stop not developing hot dot dot dot. I mean, that's

637
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 1: just the way it is.

638
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 3: Have you heard the conspiracy about otter pops? No, neither

639
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 3: of I okay.

640
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 1: There are actual otters. There's actually bright blue and red otters.

641
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 3: Otter feces in each pop dummy.

642
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 1: It's all related. It's all connected, all of it in

643
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 1: some weird way. Freddy from Vermont. That is the only

644
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 1: state in New England I have not been to. That's

645
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 1: the home of Arnie Spanier. Our colleague Arnie Spaniels is

646
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:03,959
Speaker 1: good old Arnie.

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Speaker 3: He sends us maple syrup from there every Christmas.

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised that Arnie said. I've known Arnie for way

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Speaker 1: too long. But I'm surprised he was lived with in Chicago.

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Speaker 1: He's from La. He lived in La.

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Speaker 3: He says he went there for his son's hockey career,

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Speaker 3: and his son now teaches hockey. But now that his

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Speaker 3: son is older, you'd think he would move.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess he likes this a nice little New

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Speaker 1: England town and okay, good for you anyway. Freddy says

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Speaker 1: he heard this week that or he saw this week

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Speaker 1: that Tesla buyers are very upset with Elon Musk endorsing

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump, and people are selling their Tesla's. Do you

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Speaker 1: believe this from Freddy?

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Speaker 3: It's a little extreme.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. No, people buy Tesla's because they think they're saving

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Speaker 1: the world environmentally, and whether Elon Uscus buddies with Trump

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Speaker 1: or not, if your goal is to save the world

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Speaker 1: and all that from from fossil fuels, even though I've

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Speaker 1: read a lot of stories that claim those cars are

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Speaker 1: not great for the environment. But if that's what you believe,

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Speaker 1: that's your dogma, then why would you care? You might

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Speaker 1: and I really think that there's like one percent of people,

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Speaker 1: Danny that don't go to a restaurant or don't listen

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Speaker 1: to a radio show because of someone's political beliefs, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like you've got to be hardcore

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Speaker 1: right or left wing. Yeah, don't be that person. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I got friends of mine, you know, or obviously I

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Speaker 1: lean a different way, but they're very, very liberal or whatever.

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Speaker 1: I'm like whatever. I think they're idiots, but I I'm

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Speaker 1: friends with them, so you know, I don't agree with

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Speaker 1: their politics and they don't agree with my politics. But

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Speaker 1: that's how we grew up, right, Danny. Yeah, that's the way.

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Speaker 3: It used to be, is that you didn't talk religion

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Speaker 3: and politics at the dinner table, and you didn't base

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Speaker 3: your friends on that either. It's what they believe, it's

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Speaker 3: what you believe, and that doesn't come between you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't matter. Like you vote for who you want,

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Speaker 1: I'll vote for who I want. We'll cross each other

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Speaker 1: out and then that's it. Dun Skis, goodbye, see you later,

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Speaker 1: good daiser. Yeah. I think that's that's enough.

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Speaker 2: Then.

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Speaker 3: I think it's a good way to end. One more

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Speaker 3: conspiracy from you though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you want one more conspiracy, one more from you? Yeah?

691
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Speaker 1: All right? That the refrigerator in your kitchen, right, refrigerator

692
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Speaker 1: that you have in your kitchen. Yeah, is actually alien

693
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Speaker 1: technology and they're they they come down and they live.

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Speaker 1: Aliens will come down and rest. They like cold environments,

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Speaker 1: so they will they will suck into the back of

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Speaker 1: your refrigerator. They're very small aliens standing. Okay, they're very small.

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Speaker 1: They're they're kind of like the grays, but they're actually

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Speaker 1: like a green color. And they'll live and they'll nap

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Speaker 1: in the back of your frigerator because they need the cold.

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Speaker 1: What do you think, Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 3: I think the next time you should talk conspiracies is

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Speaker 3: when Alex fills in again.

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00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 1: Yet crickets.

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Speaker 3: Help burn the castle down again?

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Speaker 1: Yes, all right, we'll have a wonderful rescue day. Remember tonight,

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Speaker 1: if you've made it to the end of the podcast,

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Speaker 1: you're a true p one. Tonight it's on like Donkey Kong, Bro.

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Speaker 3: There's gonna be so much singing.

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Speaker 1: All the way we were.

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Speaker 2: Learning.

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Speaker 1: Gentlemen, how you can't see that scattered picture of the

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Speaker 1: smiles we left be It is going to be a

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Speaker 1: jam suit riddles, hoot and Nanny nanah a hoe down

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Speaker 1: on the radio.

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Speaker 3: You know my favorite the joke tellers, the.

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Speaker 1: People that try to tell jokes with no studio audience

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Speaker 1: laughing at them and they drown. Yeah, yeah, good luck

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Speaker 1: on that, but we were looking forward to it. Hot

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Speaker 1: Diggity Dog, The Mallard Paulooza twenty twenty fours. And I

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Speaker 1: now keep in mind if you have not signed up,

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Speaker 1: it's too late, but someone will not show up, so

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Speaker 1: we will have some bonus slots that will open up.

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Speaker 1: So if you're interested, listen closely. We tell you to

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Speaker 1: call call in that'll be coming up.

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Speaker 3: And I have I shouldn't have this, probably, but I

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Speaker 3: found a copy of your set list. It's like a draft,

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Speaker 3: an early draft of it, but looks like you have

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Speaker 3: an open spot for a harmonica player.

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Speaker 1: Well, we have marked the full name guy, but I

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Speaker 1: think he's boycotting the show right now. He's a harmonica guy.

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Speaker 1: And we've got Dick and Dayton who does the banjo.

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Speaker 1: He's the banjo guy and the mandolin from the Kettering

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Speaker 1: Your banjoa Society. So it's just gonna you know what,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be a cabaret. It's going to be an

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Speaker 1: audio cabaret, is what it's going to be.

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Speaker 3: And if this show doesn't get you a Marconi, you're

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Speaker 3: never gonna get one.

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Speaker 1: At the end of the show, every man, woman, and

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Speaker 1: child listens is going to go full Mary Papas not

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Speaker 1: Mary Poppin's drunk. They're gonna be singing super califragilistic Xbiali

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Speaker 1: dosis or something like that. I think I pushed it,

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Speaker 1: but something like that. Anyway, all right, Danny, you're back

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Speaker 1: with Covino and Rich, I assume tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, gonna have a fun Monday show. Back at it

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Speaker 3: two to four pm on the West Side. That is

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Speaker 3: five to seven pm in beautiful Chicago, Illinois, where I

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Speaker 3: found out Coveno and Rich are going to be speakers

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Speaker 3: at some convention thing. Yeah, I think in September. It

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Speaker 3: like it's like radio slash radio sales.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're.

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Speaker 3: Going to be representing iHeart there and I might get

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Speaker 3: to go on that Chicago trip.

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Speaker 1: Oh very good.

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Speaker 3: It's a city, one of the major cities I haven't

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Speaker 3: been to.

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Speaker 1: Well, I know, I've been there a few times over

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Speaker 1: the years, so I can recommend some restaurants and nice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't get that Chicago deep dish.

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Speaker 1: Yeah deep oh yeah, you use so many and the

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you like Italian sandwiches, but those

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I do. Legendary in Chicago, great food town.

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Speaker 3: Can't wait.

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Speaker 1: All right, very good, have a wonderful rest of your

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Speaker 1: you know, today, today, Sunday. We'll catch you tonight and

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Speaker 1: all week long. And thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, good luck with the talent show tonight.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. It's it's the it's more than a talent show.

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Speaker 1: It's the Mallard ploose again. It's the audio cabaret.

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Speaker 3: Good luck with the freak show tonight.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, there's no freaks that listen in the

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Speaker 1: middle of the night. What's wrong with you? If you

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Speaker 1: lost your mind? Come on, it's the Malard Coalition getting together,

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Speaker 1: is what it is.

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Speaker 3: Catch you then later, skater gotta murder.

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Speaker 1: I gotta go.