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<v Speaker 1>into our show from one of our listeners named Bobby.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if that's how he pronounces it, but

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<v Speaker 1>that's how I want to putbody. You can say it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Bobby emailed us and told us he went on on

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<v Speaker 1>a date that had two very distinctive sides to it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm reading out of his email. He says, quote

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<v Speaker 1>one side was very uncomfortable and odd, and the other

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<v Speaker 1>was fun and enjoyable. That pretty much describes every Craigslist

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<v Speaker 1>meetup I've ever had. Bobby, your email really got my attention.

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<v Speaker 1>But before we hear about your date, tell us about

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<v Speaker 1>the girl you went out with. What's her name, Caroline?

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<v Speaker 1>We can't do anything with that. Okay, it's gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna get old real quick. Where'd you meet her?

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<v Speaker 1>Where'd you meet Caroline? We met online okay, And what

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<v Speaker 1>stood out about her, Well, to be completely honest with you,

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<v Speaker 1>she was the hottest match I've had in an entire

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<v Speaker 1>year of being online. I like that your voice goes

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<v Speaker 1>so deep when you say that. That's how you know

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<v Speaker 1>it's a man thing. She was super hot. And bonus,

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<v Speaker 1>she's a college graduate. She's possibly smart. It doesn't always

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<v Speaker 1>mean that you're smart. Sexy and semi educated. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what love. So Bobby tell us a little bit about

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<v Speaker 1>the date. Did the uncomfortable and odd part happen first?

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<v Speaker 1>Or did you start off with fun and enjoyable? It

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<v Speaker 1>started out odd and uncomfortable. Really, usually people don't even

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<v Speaker 1>give it time to get through odd and uncomfortable to

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<v Speaker 1>get to fun and enjoyable. What was so weird? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we met at a restaurant and I was the first

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<v Speaker 1>one to arrive. I got there just a few minutes early,

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<v Speaker 1>and when she came walking in, I recognized her immediately,

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<v Speaker 1>and I go on just to give her a hug,

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<v Speaker 1>and she stopped me and stepped back and said no,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, like in an aggressive way or in a

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<v Speaker 1>I'm scared of germs type of way. It was firm

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<v Speaker 1>but kind. I would say okay, you know, so I stopped.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, I'm sorry, is there like a problem

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<v Speaker 1>and she says it depends. And then she pulled out

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<v Speaker 1>this little stack of papers out of her purse and

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<v Speaker 1>put them on the table what the interview. They were

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<v Speaker 1>like court documents that she had printed offline. Six cases.

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<v Speaker 1>There were my court cases. Oh wait, you got a record,

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<v Speaker 1>a slight record. You can do a stack of papers.

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<v Speaker 1>What were you feeling when she did that to you?

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<v Speaker 1>I felt like I was in school, like in trouble

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<v Speaker 1>to teach her or something. It was weird, you know

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<v Speaker 1>though at least she showed up like most girls would

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<v Speaker 1>google search too probably and just never wow that show

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<v Speaker 1>like totally But the records didn't actually say what I

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<v Speaker 1>had done or what had happened, because that's not available.

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<v Speaker 1>So she asked me to explain each one. Who Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, it sounds like a hot start to the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you totally honest with her? Yeah, we talked through

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<v Speaker 1>the issues, and you just like, you know, traffic stops

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<v Speaker 1>and this kind of thing, and she's very skeptical as

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<v Speaker 1>we are. I am right now, yeah, and I'm feeling

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm on trial again again. Yeah, I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>put myself in your shoes like you just must have

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<v Speaker 1>been so nervous. I was very nervous because I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>things to work out like I had mastered with her,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was foking hot. I know, you want to

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<v Speaker 1>come off looking good to the sexy chicks. So was

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<v Speaker 1>she impressed with what you said or not impressed? But

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<v Speaker 1>was she okay with the things that you crimed up?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you say it? I think never be your

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<v Speaker 1>own lawyer, Jeffrey, So what do you think of your crimes?

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<v Speaker 1>He did start to warm up, and I basically just

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<v Speaker 1>told her I've been unlucky with the cops for pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much my entire life. No, I'm serious. Like one of

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<v Speaker 1>the examples is I was arrested for driving with a

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<v Speaker 1>deployed airbag. I had back into something and it went off,

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<v Speaker 1>and I still had to get to work. I had

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<v Speaker 1>to get to where I was going, so I just

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<v Speaker 1>kept going like that. How did you even see out

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<v Speaker 1>the witch? But that's funny because now he's a criminal

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<v Speaker 1>record because of that. He was cool with that one,

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<v Speaker 1>but this other one she was not so cool with,

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<v Speaker 1>which involved piece of hut rob them. But I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>rob them for money. I got arrested while I was

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<v Speaker 1>drunk in in college. I broke into a pizza hut

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<v Speaker 1>and I stole chicken wings. Okay, yeah, you didn't blame

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<v Speaker 1>a guy for that. I mean, was there a turning

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<v Speaker 1>point in the night. I mean, because it's pretty impressive

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<v Speaker 1>if you were able to actually get her on your side.

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<v Speaker 1>At one point she did open up and that was

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<v Speaker 1>the fun and enjoyable part. Okay, Okay, so you guys connected. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then she did allow us to have two cocktails,

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<v Speaker 1>but not dinner. Okay, whoa. Okay, this girl sounds pretty uptight.

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<v Speaker 1>But I have an idea about why she didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to have dinner with me, and it's because I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to tell her about my last court case. There

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<v Speaker 1>was one left and it was it's just super embarrassing,

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't want to talk about it. So you

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<v Speaker 1>spilled on the other ones, but that last one, and

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<v Speaker 1>you said, Nope, not going to happen. Yeah. She said

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<v Speaker 1>that she was going to get up and leave unless

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<v Speaker 1>I told her, and I wouldn't do it. Leave. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she left, Bobby, what'd you do? Yeah? Just tell us,

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<v Speaker 1>just between you and me, no one else was listening.

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<v Speaker 1>I ordered some chicken wings. Yeah, what didn't you tell her?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't see I would. I would like to get

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<v Speaker 1>through this without having to talk about it. I was

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<v Speaker 1>hoping you guys work your madness. Hey, can I just

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<v Speaker 1>ask you? Would you date you if you knew what

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<v Speaker 1>you did? Good question? Yes, there was a hesitation there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, all right, Well, so have you thought about

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<v Speaker 1>telling her the truth? Bobby? Yeah, of course I've thought

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<v Speaker 1>about it, but there risks this too great. Well, and

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<v Speaker 1>I will say, I will say, I feel like you

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<v Speaker 1>were really honest, and there's just some things that you

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to share with everybody. It's it's not going

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<v Speaker 1>to change who you are right now exactly. I shared

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<v Speaker 1>with her five out of six of my court case.

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<v Speaker 1>That should be good enough for dinner. All right, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess that's what we're working on. All right, Well, Bobby,

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<v Speaker 1>you may have to tell car Line what you actually did,

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<v Speaker 1>but we're gonna play a song first, come back and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update right after this. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much. All right, hold on second date.

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<v Speaker 1>We're right in the middle of a second date update,

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<v Speaker 1>but before we go any further, all the women listening

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<v Speaker 1>right now better watch out, because we have a certified

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<v Speaker 1>bad boy on the phone. His name is Bobby. Bobby

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<v Speaker 1>loves driving around town with a deployed air bag and

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<v Speaker 1>eating chicken wings that he didn't pay for and committing

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<v Speaker 1>minor traffic violations with zero cares. He's bad Bobby. It's

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<v Speaker 1>on the Pope for a second date update, and he

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<v Speaker 1>recently went up with a girl named Caroline. And Caroline

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<v Speaker 1>decided to start off their date by bringing a six

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<v Speaker 1>page print out of Bobby's rap sheet and made him

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<v Speaker 1>explain every court date he's ever had. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>So he told her about five out of the six charges,

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<v Speaker 1>but was too embarrassed to share his sixth offense, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's when Caroline decided to cut the date short. Now

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<v Speaker 1>he's helping for a second chance. Bobby, you bad boy?

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<v Speaker 1>You what do you say? You? Guys? I really don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to have to tell her about this last case.

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<v Speaker 1>I just can you please just try so that I

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<v Speaker 1>can go on another date with her without having to

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<v Speaker 1>divulge this. You know, I'm usually all for honesty in

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<v Speaker 1>a date, but I also think that there's some things

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<v Speaker 1>you should be allowed to keep private. But can I

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<v Speaker 1>ask before we do this, you promise that that last

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<v Speaker 1>one isn't something that like, I don't know where she'd

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<v Speaker 1>be putting her life in danger if she would out

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<v Speaker 1>with you. Again, I promise she would not be in

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<v Speaker 1>any danger with me. It's just one of those things

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't told many people. Only a few of my

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<v Speaker 1>closest friends know about it. She'd be in danger of

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<v Speaker 1>being too turned on because he's bad. All right, Bobby,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe in you. Okay, Well somebody does here. There

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<v Speaker 1>we go, lawyer. Well, we're gonna give Caroline a call

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Okay, I'm gonna dial the number right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You're ready, I'm ready, Okay, let's do this. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>can I speak to Caroline? Please speaking this? Hi Caroline.

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<v Speaker 1>My name's Young Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jubil in the Morning. I'm sorry, who is this? It's

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<v Speaker 1>Young Jeffrey. I'm a radio host. Hi Caroline. You're not

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<v Speaker 1>familiar with Young Jeffrey. That's actually not that shocking, Caroline.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. How many people are on the phone right now.

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<v Speaker 1>There's three of us in the studio right now. Hi, Caroline,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Brooke. We're a radio show. You said that part already. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we're a repetitive radio show. Yes, and did you know

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<v Speaker 1>that we broadcast our show on the radio. Why are

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<v Speaker 1>you guys coming me? That's a yeah, let's get right

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<v Speaker 1>to it. We're doing something called the second Date Update. Basically,

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<v Speaker 1>that's where if one of our listeners has gone out

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<v Speaker 1>on a date recently but isn't getting a call back,

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<v Speaker 1>we can call that person for them and figure out

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<v Speaker 1>the reason why. So you recently went out with a

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<v Speaker 1>guy named Bobby, Bobby wanted you guys to call me, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Bobby had a great time on his night out with you,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's just wanting to know the reason why you're

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<v Speaker 1>not getting back in touch with him. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>think I made it pretty clear to him when I

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<v Speaker 1>saw him last week, and if he doesn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>follow my rules, then I don't want to go back

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<v Speaker 1>out with him. Well, Caroline held, he told us about

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<v Speaker 1>the rules like you're talking about. You showed up with

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<v Speaker 1>the rap sheet and all of his criminal convictions, and

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<v Speaker 1>he wouldn't tell you the last one. So you guys

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<v Speaker 1>know all about the date, well, I mean some of it.

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<v Speaker 1>From his perspective, we don't know it from your perspective,

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<v Speaker 1>and kudos to you for being very thorough on background

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<v Speaker 1>checking him. I think that's a good call on your part.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, honestly, I just want to feel safe, and

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like every woman should do, you know, a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of day and make sure they know who

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<v Speaker 1>they're going out with totally. But they all seemed like

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<v Speaker 1>pretty silly offenses. Nothing crazy. He told us about the

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<v Speaker 1>pizza Hut one where he stole the chicken wings when

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<v Speaker 1>he was drunk driving with a deployed airbag. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't tell me the last one. And I'm worried

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<v Speaker 1>that she's so ashamed or if it's so horrible, then

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<v Speaker 1>that's simply not going to make me feel safe or

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<v Speaker 1>comfortable enough to see him again. Well, I can understand

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<v Speaker 1>that emotion. But he assured us that it was nothing bad,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing terrible. He's a good guy and he just he

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<v Speaker 1>was caught in a bad situation. So he told you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't tell us specifically what it was, but well,

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<v Speaker 1>how you know it's not bad? I guess. Okay, here's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing. There's a certain level of trust at some

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<v Speaker 1>point in any dating right that you have to be

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<v Speaker 1>able to give, and because the other five were pretty harmless,

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<v Speaker 1>and because this guy seems pretty cool, Like, why not

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<v Speaker 1>give him another chance? You don't have to know everything

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<v Speaker 1>about someone before you go out with them. You're right,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have to know everything, but I should know

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<v Speaker 1>if he has six offenses, what the heck the last

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<v Speaker 1>one is? But he's not locked up, so it can't

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<v Speaker 1>be too bad. I mean, is that a bad standard

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<v Speaker 1>for me to have? I don't know, you served your time,

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<v Speaker 1>you did the crib. You know, there's gotta be some

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<v Speaker 1>point where society forgives you. I don't know. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if we're gonna agree with Brooke on that sentiment.

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<v Speaker 1>But maybe there's a chance that Bobby will tell you

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<v Speaker 1>what he did. If he told you right now, would

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<v Speaker 1>you be willing to hear him out? Well, yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely has to tell me, otherwise I'll never go out

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<v Speaker 1>with him again. All right, Bobby, tell us what you did? Hi, Hi, Caroline.

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<v Speaker 1>He's on the phone. Yeah, he's been on the other

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<v Speaker 1>line listening the whole time. Carolyne. You just need to

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<v Speaker 1>trust me. It's just a super embarrassing thing. If you

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<v Speaker 1>come to dinner with me, I'll tell you there. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to dinner with you. You already have

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<v Speaker 1>that chance. You could have told me last dinner. See.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like Bobby really screwed up on this one

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<v Speaker 1>because it sounds like if you want a date, not

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<v Speaker 1>only are you're gonna have to tell Caroline, but you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to tell everybody. But he says it's not

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<v Speaker 1>that bad, So maybe it's not that bad. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>say was it bad? You asked if it was life threatening?

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<v Speaker 1>Why did he wait? Let's play a little like, Caroline, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>how about the twenty questions like did you serve any

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<v Speaker 1>time for it? Bobby? I was gonna take forever? Yeah, Bobby,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you just tell us what you did? I know

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<v Speaker 1>the minutes on our station's phone plan doesn't have that

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<v Speaker 1>much in it, so just get right to it. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you. But I can't believe I'm saying this.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm Caroline. You're agreeing to go out with

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<v Speaker 1>Bobby if he tells us no, I'm agreeing to listen

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<v Speaker 1>and to see if i'd go out with him again.

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<v Speaker 1>We're peer pressuring this guy. Okay, what'd you do? Bobby? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>A few years ago, I was in a wedding and

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<v Speaker 1>I rented a tux and when I returned it, the

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<v Speaker 1>owner of the tux rental place said that I had

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<v Speaker 1>ruined it, like I had spilled some stuff on it,

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<v Speaker 1>which I didn't, and then he charged me four hundred

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<v Speaker 1>dollars on my card for no reason, and it made

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<v Speaker 1>me angry because it was not true at all. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't go anything on it. So a little while later,

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<v Speaker 1>one night, I get drunk with those same guys from

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<v Speaker 1>the pizza Hut thing, and we hopped an uber and

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<v Speaker 1>we took the uber to this tux place and I

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<v Speaker 1>defecated in front of the front door, and I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>realize that there were cameras out front, like security cameras,

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<v Speaker 1>and I got arrested two days later. Oh all right,

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<v Speaker 1>so you took a dump in front of a tuxedo store, Caroline. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>will you go to dinner with Caroline? See, your life's

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<v Speaker 1>not in jeopardy, maybe your ball gowns are. But that's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty crazy, Bobby, It's silly. I mean, what are you

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<v Speaker 1>feeling right now, Caroline? I don't know. This is so weird,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's just more weird every time I talk to him, Caroline,

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<v Speaker 1>I told you all six of my court cases. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>the least you could do is just have dinner with me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not asking for anything more. Yeah, Caroline, he's really

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<v Speaker 1>gone out on a limb, like revealing his entire criminal

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<v Speaker 1>history on the radio. Now, I mean, can you give

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<v Speaker 1>him another chance? I mean, we'll pay to send you

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<v Speaker 1>guys out on a date. Well, I mean, Bobby, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think you're a bad guy, but I'm gonna say no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I told you everything. Yeah, and it's not horrible, but

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<v Speaker 1>it just sounds really just dumb. No, Caroline, listen to me.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy is fun. Okay, Yeah, sometimes it gets out

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<v Speaker 1>of control, but that's what fun does. When you're with

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<v Speaker 1>the fun verson you will have so much better of

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<v Speaker 1>a time with him. And honestly, you sound kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like a little adle, like you showed up to the

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<v Speaker 1>date with his rap sheets. Like you need more fun

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<v Speaker 1>in your life, right, yeah, Caroline, think of all the

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<v Speaker 1>businesses that you and Bobby can defecate in front of together. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be serious, Caroline, this would be good for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Go out with him. You can hold hands and kiss

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<v Speaker 1>while you're doing It's it's a memory waiting to happen.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys aren't helping me. I disagree. I think this

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<v Speaker 1>is working, Caroline. Come on, Caroline, you need a good

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<v Speaker 1>story in your life. Go out with Bobby. I just

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<v Speaker 1>can't see myself with someone who makes these kind of

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<v Speaker 1>really stupid decisions. Oh come on, that's the only people

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<v Speaker 1>I could ever see myself with, Caroline. Listen. I'll think

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<v Speaker 1>about it, guys, I will, but I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>be honest. Probably it's probably going to be a no, Bobby.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, man, it sounds like you're not going to

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<v Speaker 1>get a second date out of this. We all tried. Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>what this sucks because I had to tell everybody listening

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<v Speaker 1>when I did too. Yeah, Caroline, be careful. He sounds

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<v Speaker 1>angry even I want to get some cameras for that

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<v Speaker 1>doorstep look out, Caroline. Oh, Bobby, don't come to my house.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll bring some chicken wings. It'll be fun. Moving ninety

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<v Speaker 1>two point five