Speaker 1: Hey, rain Drops.
Speaker 2: Reality with the King podcast is going on tour. Yes,
Speaker 2: I am coming to a city near you, but I'm
Speaker 2: not coming alone.
Speaker 1: I am bringing a few.
Speaker 2: Special guests along with me, starting with Real Housewives of
Speaker 2: New Jersey star Teresa Judais on April thirteenth at the
Speaker 2: White Eagle Hall in Jersey City, New Jersey. On Monday
Speaker 2: April twenty second, I have Tamar Braxton coming to Atlanta
Speaker 2: at City Winery on April twenty fifth. I got Tamor
Speaker 2: Judge and Teddy Mellcap from two teas and a pod
Speaker 2: podcast who will be in the OC at the Irvine
Speaker 2: Improv And for My Love and Marriage DC fans, I
Speaker 2: got the ladies Ashley Winter, Iarana and Joy coming to
Speaker 2: Howard Theater in DC on Sunday May twelfth, Yes Mother's Day.
Speaker 2: To get your tickets, make sure to go on my
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Speaker 2: Welcome to Reality the King. It's me Carlos King, the
Speaker 2: King of Reality TV and one of the most sought
Speaker 2: after executive producers in reality television with over ten years
Speaker 2: a production experience. Twice a week on Reality with the King,
Speaker 2: we'll sit down with my friends across the entertainment industry,
Speaker 2: recap our favorite reality shows and revisit unforgettable moments that
Speaker 2: we are still talking and tweeting about.
Speaker 1: Hey, rain drops. On today's episode of Reality with the.
Speaker 2: King, I am introducing a new segment and I'm calling
Speaker 2: it Hot Topics.
Speaker 1: I know how original.
Speaker 2: Sorry Barbara Walters rest in peace, and sorry to Wendy Williams.
Speaker 1: Yes, Carlos B.
Speaker 2: King is going to introduce Hot Topics to the Reality
Speaker 2: with the King podcast.
Speaker 1: There's so much going.
Speaker 2: On in reality television that every week I am going
Speaker 2: to give you guys updates and some insight tea honey
Speaker 2: on what's going on in the land of reality television. Also,
Speaker 2: later on, I am going to recap the latest episode
Speaker 2: of Now the Pump Rules and why I'm calling.
Speaker 1: It Ooh La La or La La land ooh, Ryan
Speaker 1: Gosling and Emma Stone. What can I say? La La?
Speaker 2: Kent is the gift that keeps sound giving and when
Speaker 2: I say to you, baby, I for one am here
Speaker 2: for it. But first, let's get started with the hot topics.
Speaker 1: Of the day.
Speaker 2: Drum roll please, First up, we have to talk about
Speaker 2: what's going on on the Real Housewives of New Jersey. So,
Speaker 2: as you all know, the Real Housewives of New Jersey
Speaker 2: is going to premiere in a few weeks. They recently
Speaker 2: uploaded the cast photo and it gave very much glamour shots.
Speaker 2: It gave very much the middle school picture you would
Speaker 2: take in school with the.
Speaker 1: Look. I'm not talking those shay.
Speaker 2: It was definitely a recycled rents and repeat.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what it gave. It gave very much.
Speaker 2: We don't want to spend or invest any money into promoting.
Speaker 1: This particular season.
Speaker 2: The photo has been used, I want to say, for
Speaker 2: the past three four seasons.
Speaker 1: It in the words of Mary J.
Speaker 2: Blige at the Gay Drag Show, Honey, it's a chop.
Speaker 2: What also was a chop is the fact that you
Speaker 2: had Queen Teresa Judais on the end.
Speaker 1: You even have Melissa Gorga on the end.
Speaker 2: And y'all know one thing about me, I'm fair the
Speaker 2: faces of the Real housewoss of New Jersey. I mean,
Speaker 2: let's be clear, the face of New Jersey is Queen Teresa.
Speaker 2: And if I had to give somebody second place, I'm
Speaker 2: very honest here I would give it to Melissa Gorga.
Speaker 2: So to put both Teresa and Melissa on the end
Speaker 2: and to put Dolores.
Speaker 1: And I like Dolores.
Speaker 2: I met Dolores back in the day when I produce
Speaker 2: New Jersey Housewives, and in real life, Dolores is a sweetheart. However,
Speaker 2: Dolores is Mary Wells. Dolores is a background singer. Dolores
Speaker 2: is one of the pips. She's not Gladys Knight, She's
Speaker 2: not Diana Ross. She is a supreme background singer. She
Speaker 2: sings ad libs, she does a lot of oohs and
Speaker 2: ohs and hmm. That's her role on the show. She's
Speaker 2: a background singer. She's a beautiful background singer. I might add,
Speaker 2: you know, Delores is one of the most beautiful black
Speaker 2: women I have ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1: She is I think she's gorgeous. She's a listen.
Speaker 2: I feel like Dolores belongs on, you know, the Real
Speaker 2: Housewives of Atlanta. That's all I'm gonna say. I think Jersey
Speaker 2: is not her destiny. So Dolores is in the middle,
Speaker 2: and then you had Teresa. If you're looking at the picture,
Speaker 2: Teresa is on the further right side and Melissa is
Speaker 2: on the further left. And this is a way of
Speaker 2: telling the audience that, yeah, I think they are also
Speaker 2: over the Melissa versus Teresa of it all, and they
Speaker 2: don't want to give any of these women the opportunity
Speaker 2: to talk about who the star.
Speaker 1: Of the show is. Blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: No money was put into the photo shoot. I mean
Speaker 2: they could have came to my cloth as child. I
Speaker 2: have enough room for all six of those batties to
Speaker 2: be in my cloth as child to take a photo.
Speaker 2: I have an iPhone twelve. I am able to use
Speaker 2: my ring light. I would have given up my studio.
Speaker 2: I would have given anything to these girls, but not
Speaker 2: a recycle rants repeat photoshoot. I just hope this season
Speaker 2: doesn't represent that laundromat dictation because I love Jersey and
Speaker 2: I have so much hope for Jersey.
Speaker 1: I just I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: But this is something that Teresa Judic and I will
Speaker 2: talk about. Thanks for everybody who is supporting my tour,
Speaker 2: Reality the King Tour.
Speaker 1: My podcast tour is doing very well. Thank you all
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 2: Due to scheduling conflicts rain drops, I had to reschedule
Speaker 2: my live show with Teresa. It was supposed to be
Speaker 2: April thirteenth, and we're gonna push it back, but be clear,
Speaker 2: it is going to be bigger and better. I'm going
Speaker 2: to make an announcement soon about the new date and
Speaker 2: some other new things, and trust me, you guys.
Speaker 1: Would be very, very, very very happy.
Speaker 2: So these are the things that I need to talk
Speaker 2: to Teresa about because I want to know what's going
Speaker 2: on with this upcoming season. I am hearing that Teresa
Speaker 2: and Melissa do not failm at all.
Speaker 1: It's just I just don't know what's going to happen.
Speaker 1: I just don't know.
Speaker 2: The trailer wasn't great in the sense of it did
Speaker 2: not give me excited at all. It was kind of like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I just wasn't here for it. But
Speaker 2: am I alone in that rain Drops?
Speaker 1: Let me know?
Speaker 2: Tweet me, go to Spotify, Q and a Child, where
Speaker 2: y'all read me for filth every week, or compliment me
Speaker 2: if you like. Am I the only one that's kind
Speaker 2: of not excited about this upcoming season of Jersey? And Look,
Speaker 2: this is coming from a guy who was not excited
Speaker 2: about Salt Lake Cities season last season, and then the
Speaker 2: rain Drops told me no Carlos watching Monica Garcia is
Speaker 2: killing it.
Speaker 1: So therefore, you know I was wrong.
Speaker 2: It was a great season. So honestly speaking, I'm hoping
Speaker 2: I'm wrong. Maybe the reason why we're not hearing any
Speaker 2: buzz is because they are keeping things under wraps, and look,
Speaker 2: that could be a good thing. What is not a
Speaker 2: good thing is allegedly Teresa is no longer closed with
Speaker 2: Danyelle Cabral If I'm pronouncing that right, Teresa Judais is
Speaker 2: no longer close with Danielle Cabral after Danielle allegedly got
Speaker 2: physical with Jennifer Aden. What in the love and hip
Speaker 2: hop Jersey is going on here? What in the baddies Jersey?
Speaker 2: What in the Paterson, New Jersey country club hood? Rich
Speaker 2: mess is happening in Jersey? So Danielle and Jennifer allegedly
Speaker 2: got physical this upcoming season, Now listen, rain drops, the
Speaker 2: tea is this?
Speaker 1: I did hear about this.
Speaker 2: Allegedly Jennifer and Danielle did get into.
Speaker 1: A physical altercation.
Speaker 2: I heard it was so bad that allegedly they had
Speaker 2: to stop filming, that they stopped filming for a few
Speaker 2: days to really investigate what happened. What transpired and while
Speaker 2: that was happening, Allegedly, and I do mean allegedly, Jennifer
Speaker 2: and Danielle were not allowed to film while they were
Speaker 2: investigating these crimes. Yeah, I said, these crimes, honey, true crime,
Speaker 2: Jersey bitch. Yes, Yes, that's what happened. What I don't
Speaker 2: know is the reasons behind it. Okay, I don't know
Speaker 2: what calls Jennifer to be Mike Tyson and for Danielle
Speaker 2: to be Jake Paul.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I cannot confirm or deny if this is going to
Speaker 2: be on HBO Real Sports. I cannot confirm or deny
Speaker 2: if this pay per view action will be in our
Speaker 2: cable package.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't even know y'all if they're
Speaker 1: gonna show it.
Speaker 2: But one thing I can't say to you, baby, Jennifer Aiden,
Speaker 2: you are a lot of things, baby, and I love
Speaker 2: you dearly.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: I don't know, girl hands now, if I had to
Speaker 2: choose a winner, and.
Speaker 1: I love love, love me some Jennifer Aiden.
Speaker 2: Jennifer Aiden to me, does a lot of talking because
Speaker 2: she can't do a lot of throwing. Okay, Jennifer can
Speaker 2: throw shade, but I'm not sure my good sister.
Speaker 1: Can throw a punch.
Speaker 2: Danielle looks like she also grew up in Pattison. Danielle
Speaker 2: looks like she keeps a shaking her mouth. Danielle looks
Speaker 2: like she keeps a blade in her coach purse. Danielle
Speaker 2: looks like she boxes black eyed peas cans on a
Speaker 2: regular basis on the produce aisle or in her pantry.
Speaker 2: Danielle looks like she does push ups when she wakes
Speaker 2: up in the morning before she gets folders.
Speaker 1: In her cup. Danielle looks like she has a six
Speaker 1: pack And no, I don't mean the malt liquor.
Speaker 2: I mean the six pack you wear where you're doing
Speaker 2: crunches before you go to bed.
Speaker 1: Child.
Speaker 2: So if I had to choose a winner, it would
Speaker 2: be Danielle, Jake, Paul cabral honey, not Jake Paul bitch.
Speaker 2: We're calling We're calling you, Jane Paul baby.
Speaker 1: So Jennifer.
Speaker 2: I feel so bad because Jennifer knows how to give
Speaker 2: good television.
Speaker 1: But Jennifer did not sign on here to be.
Speaker 2: A street fighter. I'm just I'm just saying. And Jennifer
Speaker 2: and Teresa are very close. And one thing I know
Speaker 2: about my girl, Teresa. At the end of the day,
Speaker 2: Teresa is very loyal and Jennifer has been seen to.
Speaker 1: Have Teresa's back.
Speaker 2: And because Teresa is very loyal, if she had to
Speaker 2: choose somebody in this situation now right, really so child,
Speaker 2: she gonna choose Jennifer. And I'm mad at it. I
Speaker 2: ain't mad at it at all. So let me know
Speaker 2: who you guys think one. Was it Jennifer Tyson Aiden
Speaker 2: or was it Jane Paul Jake Paul's sister Danielle.
Speaker 1: In other news, we have to talk about the real
Speaker 1: Housewives of Belly Hills. Okay. As you all know, I
Speaker 1: interviewed the very beautiful.
Speaker 2: Anna Marie Wiley last week on this podcast, and thank
Speaker 2: you to every single person who reached out to me
Speaker 2: to let me know how much they loved the interview.
Speaker 2: I had people call me, send me text messages, voice memos.
Speaker 2: The poor of love that my real friends Okay, and
Speaker 2: my rain drops sent to me an Anna Marie courtesy
Speaker 2: of again, a text, a message, a phone call. I
Speaker 2: heard from a lot of people in my life about
Speaker 2: that interview, and Honey, I've interviewed everybody child from Nini Lenke,
Speaker 2: Saudai To, Kenya mar To, Teresa Juni, Saudai Tamra, Judge Hoddy, Justell,
Speaker 2: Bryan Darling.
Speaker 1: I mean, who's bragging? But you know, I've interviewed.
Speaker 2: A lot of the girls and I haven't received this
Speaker 2: many text messages since my interview with Nini Leeks.
Speaker 1: And I'm just being real. The reason why.
Speaker 2: I believe a lot of you guys resonated with Anna
Speaker 2: Marie's interview.
Speaker 1: Is because she was really speaking her truth.
Speaker 2: And one thing about this podcast is the fact that
Speaker 2: anybody who blesses me with their presence, it is my
Speaker 2: job as a journalist, Hey, Portia, it is my job
Speaker 2: as a journalist to make sure that I ask the questions,
Speaker 2: that I'm not biased in my response to it. And
Speaker 2: also I'm not here to judge them. There's a lot
Speaker 2: of people who host podcasts who don't go that route
Speaker 2: in their interviews, and that's their brand and that's their business,
Speaker 2: and I support them and their business, right, that's them,
Speaker 2: that's not me. I'm never going to use my platform
Speaker 2: to do a gotcha, gotcha interview and to try to
Speaker 2: embarrass somebody. I ask the questions and it's up to
Speaker 2: them to answer it their way.
Speaker 1: It's not my job to say you're lying, child. I
Speaker 1: don't know if these folks are lying or not. It's
Speaker 1: their truth.
Speaker 2: I don't do a background check and have the same
Speaker 2: green camera that Monica Garcia put in Jen's house allegedly,
Speaker 2: so I can watch what they do on a regular
Speaker 2: basis this a big brother.
Speaker 1: I'm not a part of.
Speaker 2: This sort of you know, focused group watching your every move. No,
Speaker 2: my job is to ask the questions and people answer it,
Speaker 2: and that's that. So my interview with Anne Marie really
Speaker 2: ignited this call for her to get a second chance
Speaker 2: on the Real Housewives of Billy Hills. And I must
Speaker 2: say this, I too believe she deserves a second chance.
Speaker 2: I would love to see her have conversations with these ladies.
Speaker 2: One thing I will say, based on my conversation with her,
Speaker 2: she does seem very credible. I thought she came across credible,
Speaker 2: that's my opinion. And I would love to see Anna
Speaker 2: Marie have these conversations because the one thing that the
Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is missing now that Lisa
Speaker 2: Renna told Jennifer Hudson she will never come back, and
Speaker 2: I think all of us went to the local grocery
Speaker 2: store to buy a box of Kleenex to wipe away
Speaker 2: our tears, because we at least thought that Lisa Renna
Speaker 2: was going to be on a Derenda type of Pauls
Speaker 2: but the fact that she made it very clear she
Speaker 2: has no desire to come back to the show made
Speaker 2: all of us sad. Because what's missing from Beverly Hills
Speaker 2: is somebody who is going to ask the tough questions
Speaker 2: and stand up for themselves without being worried about what
Speaker 2: other people mother fucking think on social media. Belly Hills
Speaker 2: Housewives is missing a lot. Not only is it missing
Speaker 2: grand wealth. I may be one of the only people.
Speaker 2: And trust me, I don't give a shit WHI y'all
Speaker 2: think meeting the haters. You know, I don't care what
Speaker 2: the haters think. One thing Diana Jenkins did bring to
Speaker 2: the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is wealth.
Speaker 1: We're missing. The wealth.
Speaker 2: We're missing, you know what Lisa van der Pump and Adrian.
Speaker 1: Maloof and.
Speaker 2: You know the wealth Camille Grammer when she brought her
Speaker 2: first two seasons, it's we don't get a chance to
Speaker 2: see that. And Diana Jenkins brought that at least, but
Speaker 2: y'all pretty much got her off the show.
Speaker 1: She said, fuck this, I'm so rich. I don't need
Speaker 1: to be famous.
Speaker 2: I don't need to get read by social media calling
Speaker 2: me all these names.
Speaker 1: This is crazy. Let me go back to planning parties with.
Speaker 2: Elton John and having my hot boyfriend sarenade my friends
Speaker 2: on Christmas Eve. Y'all ran her off the show because
Speaker 2: you some of you people on social media are so
Speaker 2: mean that y'all want.
Speaker 1: To see people who are declassing the show.
Speaker 2: Who brings nothing to the show, who is using the
Speaker 2: show to increase their IQ rating? Not IQ Carlos, Lord Jesus,
Speaker 2: I make Q rating well shit IQ twoe Shit, I'm
Speaker 2: over it, y'all. Some of you fans of the Real
Speaker 2: House Boss of Bell, y'all are obsessed with mediocrity. Some
Speaker 2: of these fan favorites and air quotes are the most boring.
Speaker 1: Housewives I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: None of them are iconic, None of them give great storylines.
Speaker 2: You know, I think something is at least trying, and
Speaker 2: I always give her that. You know, and this is
Speaker 2: speaking from one person who also has a small esophaguest.
Speaker 2: I almost choked my vitamin D last week, I was
Speaker 2: doing a press interview, and I mean, this.
Speaker 1: Is the truth. Guys. Let me tell y'all something.
Speaker 2: I was doing a press interview on Zoom and I
Speaker 2: took all my vitamins. So I take nine vitamins after lunch.
Speaker 2: It's my Vitamin D D three K three iron pills.
Speaker 2: I'm vegan, so I also take like complex B. I
Speaker 2: think it's called child. I take Vitamin C. I take
Speaker 2: this pill call Optimizer. I take this pill call Focus.
Speaker 2: I'm a health nut. I love being healthy. So anyways, child,
Speaker 2: I took my nine pills before I had this Zoom
Speaker 2: interview with the press. Outlet tell me why. In the
Speaker 2: middle of the interview, I was choking. I had to
Speaker 2: excuse myself on my cloth fice, run to the bathroom,
Speaker 2: put my hand in my mouth and throw up the pill.
Speaker 1: And the whole time I was doing this, I said,
Speaker 1: is this what someting goes through? That's a true story.
Speaker 1: By the way, I felt like I was sudden and
Speaker 1: I felt bad for her. But I digress.
Speaker 2: AnyWho, an I ree can bring something to that show,
Speaker 2: which is this fearless attitude, dude, where she doesn't give
Speaker 2: a fuck what y'all think.
Speaker 1: I'm bored.
Speaker 2: I was so bored with the Spain trip. Y'allugh, why
Speaker 2: did y'all ruin Beverly Hills this way?
Speaker 1: We're missing the wealth.
Speaker 2: Nobody who is wealthy wants to go on Beverly Hills
Speaker 2: anymore because all y'all gonna do is run them off
Speaker 2: the show. Y'all ran all of the wealthy women off
Speaker 2: the show, and y'all stuck up with these women who
Speaker 2: don't even bring coupons to the scene.
Speaker 1: I'm over it.
Speaker 2: And at least if you don't have the wealth, can
Speaker 2: we have somebody who is real, who can really have
Speaker 2: a real conversation without being worried about being canceled on
Speaker 2: social media?
Speaker 1: No less.
Speaker 2: And that's the reason why I'm advocating for Anna Marie.
Speaker 2: The way she spoke about Garcel and Sutton and Crystal,
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, damn, I would like to see these
Speaker 2: conversations happen on camera. Uh, because God knows none of
Speaker 2: these women And listen, I'm gonna say this, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: move on.
Speaker 1: And guess what I can say this.
Speaker 2: One thing for certain, and two things for sure, none
Speaker 2: of those women are ever going to have any important
Speaker 2: conversations because they are going to be afraid of being canceled.
Speaker 2: It is never going to happen. All we're going to
Speaker 2: see is these women argue over a lap dance at
Speaker 2: Magic Mike a turned around, fur coat, Hey, Dennise Richard's
Speaker 2: or digging into someone's marriage and then saying, well, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to figure out what's really going on here.
Speaker 1: There. That entire cast.
Speaker 2: To me, they're afraid of having any real dialogue because
Speaker 2: they're so afraid of you Gouts I canceling them and
Speaker 2: for that reason alone, now that Lisa Rena is not
Speaker 2: coming back, I along with the people who contacted me,
Speaker 2: along with some of the people who tweeted me, we
Speaker 2: want Anna Marie to at least make an appearance for
Speaker 2: at least five episodes, make her a friend of We
Speaker 2: need somebody who is going to get in there and
Speaker 2: get into some real conversations because as of right now,
Speaker 2: there is rumored that Hilaria Baldwin allegedly has met with
Speaker 2: the executive producer of the Real Housewives of.
Speaker 1: Billy Hills to join the show now.
Speaker 2: Hilaria Baldwin is a forty year old yoga instructor who
Speaker 2: is married to Alec Baldwin. Okay, Hilario went through something
Speaker 2: controversial when she was allegedly, wait.
Speaker 1: Is this alleged?
Speaker 2: Hilario was pretending to be a Latina. So I don't
Speaker 2: know if you guys know this, but let me fill
Speaker 2: you in on the tea really fast. So Hilaria allegedly,
Speaker 2: and again I don't know if this is alleged, but
Speaker 2: Hilario was faking that she had a Spanish accent and
Speaker 2: she was pretending to be a Latina. She thought she
Speaker 2: was Jennifer Lowpaz samahayak yeah, child, but this is the gag, Hilaria.
Speaker 1: Hilaria, you are a hot mess express hoodie. Maybe you
Speaker 1: should be on the show.
Speaker 2: Okay, First of all, Hilario Baldwin was born Hilary. Now, look,
Speaker 2: I'm a black man whose name is Carlos. Okay, I
Speaker 2: don't have a Spanish bone in my body.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: I may play a Spanish guitar, honey, hey twenty braxton,
Speaker 2: and I may eat Spanish food, but there's nothing in.
Speaker 1: Me or that has ever been in me. Wink wink.
Speaker 1: That is Spanish. Okay, but that's my real name.
Speaker 2: My name is not carl My real name is Carlos.
Speaker 2: I'm not dominicant Puerto Rican.
Speaker 1: I am black. Both of my parents are black. Okay.
Speaker 2: So Hilario Baldwin was born Hilary Thomas to white American
Speaker 2: parents in Boston.
Speaker 1: Girl. It does not get more Caucasian than Boston.
Speaker 2: I think Boston is the most Caucasian city in all
Speaker 2: of the United States of America.
Speaker 1: Okay. And you want to call yourself Hilaria okay, girl.
Speaker 2: So the controversy with her is this, she led on
Speaker 2: for people to think she was the next Selena cast
Speaker 2: As woman now on this show, Honey, I'm living for
Speaker 2: Hilaria from Boston, child.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: She got married to Alec Baldwin in twenty twelve. Her
Speaker 2: social media posts and interviews led people to believe that
Speaker 2: she was from Spain and that Spanish was her native language.
Speaker 2: She was doing tons of interviews and pressed in a
Speaker 2: Spanish accent.
Speaker 1: Okay. And she also looked.
Speaker 2: Allegedly she's been lying about this her whole life. You know,
Speaker 2: she missed it being born in Boston. She said, I
Speaker 2: spent time in Boston and in Spain. My family now
Speaker 2: lives in Spain. I moved to New York when I
Speaker 2: was nineteen years old. I feel like I have spent
Speaker 2: ten years sharing that story over and over again about
Speaker 2: her being, you know, a woman misleading people.
Speaker 1: So that's the tea on Hillary.
Speaker 2: I'm not calling you Hilario, Honey, your name is Hillary
Speaker 2: and you're from Boston.
Speaker 1: There you go, child.
Speaker 2: Okay, one more story, because this one is funny. She
Speaker 2: did an interview in twenty thirteen, and in the interview
Speaker 2: with mom dot com, Hillary is asked how she will
Speaker 2: incorporate Latin culture into her newborn daughter's life.
Speaker 1: She said, I want her to be bi lingual.
Speaker 2: My parents are here visiting from Spain, so we speak
Speaker 2: to her in Spanish. They bought her a bunch of
Speaker 2: books like are you my mother? In Spanish, It's I'm
Speaker 2: a butcher. This is airs to me, Mama girl, you
Speaker 2: are a hot best expressed, oh my gosh, lying about
Speaker 2: growing up in the United States and Spain. Oh my gosh, sis,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Look, she may be
Speaker 2: good for the show because she clearly is.
Speaker 1: Delusional. So that's the word on the street.
Speaker 2: The word on the street is that Hilaria the artist
Speaker 2: formerly known as Hillary, is going to be joining the
Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Billy Hills, and we all know Alec
Speaker 2: Baldwin from the legendary family of the Baldwin Brothers. That's
Speaker 2: her husband, and we all know that he is recently
Speaker 2: going through his own controversy in terms of what happened
Speaker 2: on set that when an unfortunate shooting happened that led
Speaker 2: to someone's death. So that that is of course beyond
Speaker 2: horrible what happened, and my heart goes out to her family.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's bad. So Alec Baldwin is also dealing
Speaker 1: with that.
Speaker 2: So look, let me know if you guys are interested
Speaker 2: in seeing Hillary, No, not Clinton, but Hillary Baldwin.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her Hillary Boston. Yeah, let's see.
Speaker 2: But again, my heart is with Anna Marie coming back,
Speaker 2: so I think she could ask them spice to that show.
Speaker 2: All right, So that concludes hot topics, and up next
Speaker 2: we are going to talk about the latest episode of
Speaker 2: that The Pump Rules. Okay, So on the latest episode
Speaker 2: of Vanda Pump Rules, a lot went down and I'm
Speaker 2: here to do what break it down?
Speaker 1: Child?
Speaker 2: So the continuation of the group dealing with Arianna and
Speaker 2: Tom clashing on the trip. This may be a very
Speaker 2: unpopular opinion. And that's fine, you know it is what
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: Child.
Speaker 2: But I am over this Arianna and Tom Sandaval story.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 2: Arianna is not the first woman to be cheated on.
Speaker 2: They were not married, they do not have kids. He
Speaker 2: did not get someone pregnant. Why y'all were married? Like,
Speaker 2: there's certain things with the cheating scandal that pulls at
Speaker 2: the heartstring, but this one is pulling at the violence.
Speaker 2: Drings cry me a river just in Timberlake, Like, I
Speaker 2: am so sick and tired of everybody acting as if
Speaker 2: Arianna is the first woman to get cheat it. I
Speaker 2: know chicks from Boston named Hillary who cheated on being Spanish. Like,
Speaker 2: let's talk about that child. I have been cheated on.
Speaker 2: I've also cheated on someone before too. I don't get
Speaker 2: endorsement deals. I'm not hosting Love Island USA. I'm not
Speaker 2: endorsing Door Cell batteries triple A or double A. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm not on Dancing with the Stars doing.
Speaker 1: A one two step like Sierra and the Goodies video.
Speaker 2: Arianna acts like she has been a woman scorned and
Speaker 2: the first two I don't care. Guys, listen to me.
Speaker 2: I don't give a shit. I feel bad that this
Speaker 2: happened to her, but move on. You guys weren't even married.
Speaker 2: You don't have kids together, and that's the reason why.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna say, Arianna is milking this storyline dry
Speaker 2: because she's doing it for sympathy and payola. She is,
Speaker 2: It's the only thing she has going on. Arianna was
Speaker 2: also a background singer. We all know that La La
Speaker 2: is Diana Ross of this bitch. La La is the
Speaker 2: star of the show. When to come to the girls
Speaker 2: and low key, I like Katie because Katie don't give
Speaker 2: a fuck. Katie is in her idgaf era and I'm
Speaker 2: here for it. And she's kissing Girls two on the show.
Speaker 2: We'll get to that later. Child, Katie's a hot mess
Speaker 2: and I love it. I'm not into this Ariana thing.
Speaker 2: You were on the view. I mean, look, I'm also
Speaker 2: not hating like milk it. Andy Warhol said that everybody
Speaker 2: deserves fifteen minutes of fame, or that they would experience it.
Speaker 2: And what she's doing with those Dura cell batteries, she's
Speaker 2: trying to extend her fifteen minutes to another thirty. She's
Speaker 2: adding more Dura cell batteries to extend it to another hour,
Speaker 2: but I'm unplugged the clock of this bullshit. Take me
Speaker 2: off the hamster wheel, put me on a will of
Speaker 2: fortune so I could least win money for guessing a
Speaker 2: fucking puzzle. I don't care about the puzzle of you
Speaker 2: and Tom Sandoval. It's to the point now and I
Speaker 2: never thought I'll say this.
Speaker 1: I love Ky. I'm like, well, damn, I love Keith
Speaker 1: fibab for top. That's how unlikable Arianna is becoming. You
Speaker 1: don't have kids. You guys were never married. I don't care.
Speaker 2: I'm just over it. I'm like, la, la, how long
Speaker 2: do we have to like punish this guy? Okay, he
Speaker 2: cheating on you? Move out the house. You are at
Speaker 2: least making high six low seven figures on this show.
Speaker 2: You can move into an AIRB and B go to
Speaker 2: the hotel Motel, holiday Inn, Hey chingy and and move
Speaker 2: out the house. Go to the laundro met Rawan Dixon
Speaker 2: is buying clorox and dumps and move in there.
Speaker 1: I don't get I don't I don't care.
Speaker 2: To feel sorry for you that you have to cohabitate
Speaker 2: with your cheater, cheater Pumpkin eater in a multi million
Speaker 2: dollar house in fucking Ensino. Why do we feel sorry
Speaker 2: for her now? We did in the beginning. It was abhorrent,
Speaker 2: it was disgusting, It was Michael Jackson bad.
Speaker 1: But we must move on. You guys are single.
Speaker 2: You guys literally have no attachments to each other besides
Speaker 2: the show. And the reason why I'm saying Arianna is
Speaker 2: using this shit to extend her fifteen minutes of fame
Speaker 2: is because even when poor Shena, who did have your back,
Speaker 2: I mean Sena, punched somebody in defense of you, and
Speaker 2: when your fan base attacked on social media, you did
Speaker 2: not even come to her defense. It took La lat
Speaker 2: to meet with you at the coffee shop episodes ago
Speaker 2: for you to say, Okay, finally I've done it.
Speaker 1: And I'm pretty sure the.
Speaker 2: Only reason why you did it is because you probably
Speaker 2: contacted your publicist and she said, yeah, this would be
Speaker 2: a good look for you, because I am trying to
Speaker 2: secure you to be on The Young and the Rest
Speaker 2: List to play a woman who got cheated on. So
Speaker 2: this would be good because we know that the more
Speaker 2: we're able to push this narrative of this cheating scandal,
Speaker 2: the more endorsements you're going to get. You know, I'm
Speaker 2: this close to getting you an endorsement deal on Depends.
Speaker 2: Because when a woman gets cheated on, she peaes herself.
Speaker 2: So I'm trying to get you a Depends endorsement. I'm
Speaker 2: trying to get you an endorsement to Chevrolet because again,
Speaker 2: when a woman gets cheated on, she sometimes has to
Speaker 2: drive herself to the or the drive through at Chick
Speaker 2: fil A and order a spicy cheeseburger or a spicy
Speaker 2: chicken sandwich with a mazzarella stick.
Speaker 1: Over it.
Speaker 2: I'm over it. I'm over it. I'm over it. I'm
Speaker 2: just I'm over it. I want us to move on
Speaker 2: from it. And again, I'm not defending Tom Sandival. Before
Speaker 2: the Arihanna stans come at me, I'm not defending his actions.
Speaker 2: I just said, and I'll say it again, what Tom
Speaker 2: Sandival did to Rihanna is bad, is abhorrent, and it
Speaker 2: was disgusting.
Speaker 1: I said it.
Speaker 2: Life goes on, or in the worth of Kenyamore, life
Speaker 2: twirls on. You're playing roxy Heart in Chicago. There are
Speaker 2: women who studied theater since they were in elementary school
Speaker 2: who would die to play roxy Heart because they have
Speaker 2: the chops to do it.
Speaker 1: You got the gig because.
Speaker 2: Tom Sandeval decided to stick his penis in another woman's
Speaker 2: vagina while you were upstairs sleeping to the calm app
Speaker 2: And yes, that's bad, but let's not act like you
Speaker 2: over here, destiny. You're not destitute. You're not in this
Speaker 2: like dire situation. You're making more money now than you've
Speaker 2: ever been in your life. And no, money isn't everything.
Speaker 1: I mean to each a sound child, but no.
Speaker 2: All jokes aside, listen, and this is no shade, like
Speaker 2: you have so much going on for yourself. You took
Speaker 2: jobs away from women who study theater. And I'm not
Speaker 2: saying that as shade. I'm saying that as like it
Speaker 2: is what it is. I'm pretty sure the theater community
Speaker 2: is like, really, because she got cheated on, she gets
Speaker 2: to take the role that I've been studying for my
Speaker 2: whole life. So I'm saying all that to say, this
Speaker 2: cheap scandal has put a lot of money and opportunities
Speaker 2: her way, and the reason why she keeps talking about it,
Speaker 2: rain Drops, is because she's getting something out of it.
Speaker 2: She's getting a W two, a ten ninety nine, a
Speaker 2: tax break. She's getting a lot out of it. I
Speaker 2: was watching TV one day and I saw a commercial
Speaker 2: and I think it was endorsing. It was a commercial
Speaker 2: about I think, like moving trucks or like a moving company.
Speaker 2: And I'm watching this and I'm like, is that Arihanna
Speaker 2: doing a commercial about moving trucks?
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are we going on? Where was this?
Speaker 2: When the black girls on these reality shows were getting
Speaker 2: cheated on, they didn't get endorsements. Why is Arihanna being
Speaker 2: paraded around my town because she got cheated on? It's
Speaker 2: weird and I'm over it. I'm over it. I want
Speaker 2: to see more of Katie kissing other women. When Katie
Speaker 2: was kissing Tory, I'm like, bitch, give me something new.
Speaker 2: And I'm liking what I'm seeing. I would love to
Speaker 2: see an LGBTQ I A plus relationship on vander Pump Rules.
Speaker 2: I love that Katie is in her female bag. I
Speaker 2: love that she is into Tory. I love that she's
Speaker 2: in her I don't give a fuck Era. You know,
Speaker 2: Katie does. Give me somebody who likes to swim in
Speaker 2: the Lady Pond, dip her toe, her kneecaps, her waist,
Speaker 2: everything in the Lady Pond.
Speaker 1: She is the little mermaid in this fucking pond. Katie.
Speaker 2: It all makes sense to me. Katie gives me lesbian
Speaker 2: be who you are, Katie, I love it. Do your thanks?
Speaker 1: You ate that, paulse Now, it is.
Speaker 2: Kind of creepy those sis that you are going after
Speaker 2: the same girl that your ex husband had. It is
Speaker 2: kind of disgusting. But that's the thing about the Van
Speaker 2: the pump Rules kids. You know, they all kind of
Speaker 2: like slept with each other, bang each other, finger at
Speaker 2: each other. A lot has been going on on this show.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, it's just it's weird. Now, some people are
Speaker 2: saying that Katie is trying to take a page out
Speaker 2: of Kyle Richard's book and making a storyline that's interesting
Speaker 2: for you know, the show. I don't think Kyle did that.
Speaker 2: These are what the people on Twitter are saying. But
Speaker 2: I will say this, Katie has always given me lesbian vibes.
Speaker 1: Take the how you want a child?
Speaker 2: So I was not surprised that Katie was liplocking Tory
Speaker 2: who dated her ex husband child go girl. Okay, So
Speaker 2: then on this episode Child, which I thought was so funny.
Speaker 1: So Katie and La Lah get into a disagreement because
Speaker 1: once again.
Speaker 2: Lala's like, let's fuck the bullshit, like Laala is. Look
Speaker 2: one thing about Lala is I feel like she's speaking
Speaker 2: for the audience.
Speaker 1: La La is me and I am La La.
Speaker 2: She's also over Arianna using this cheating scandal to extend
Speaker 2: her fifteen minutes of fame, and she's calling things like
Speaker 2: she sees it. She's taking up her people, she's defending them.
Speaker 2: And this is the Lala that I have grown to
Speaker 2: love because because Katie has so much hatred for her
Speaker 2: ex husband Tom Schwartz, who, by the way, Tom, that
Speaker 2: blonde hair, baby, that ain't the move you were giving me,
Speaker 2: Richie rich that cartoon animated character. You don't even look
Speaker 2: like Ryan Gosling and Barbie the blonde isn't working for me. Shorts,
Speaker 2: and I think you're so handsome. You look creepy. I
Speaker 2: hate to say it, you look creepy. You look like
Speaker 2: the top of guy. When I'm driving down Sunset Boulevard,
Speaker 2: I lock the doors because I don't know if you're
Speaker 2: going to open up the door thinking I got.
Speaker 1: Drugs in the glove apartment. You just I don't know.
Speaker 2: It ain't a good look for you, baby, That ain't it.
Speaker 2: But anyways, back to La La on Katie.
Speaker 1: So so, La La and.
Speaker 2: Katie were getting into argument because La La pretty much
Speaker 2: told Katie that she's holding on to the Joe and
Speaker 2: Raquel stuff and she feels like it's time to let
Speaker 2: it go.
Speaker 1: And Katie is pretty much saying.
Speaker 2: Like, look, this is how I feel, and you can't
Speaker 2: tell me how I feel. Right, A lot of people
Speaker 2: were upset with La La because they're saying that why
Speaker 2: should Katie move on when La La didn't because she
Speaker 2: pretty much dedicated merch to a moment where they were
Speaker 2: seen as people who were allegedly bullying.
Speaker 1: Raquel.
Speaker 2: You know the whole merch line that La Lah had,
Speaker 2: you know, send it to Daryl or Darryl, you know,
Speaker 2: her attorney and all those things. But Katie talking about
Speaker 2: what's going on between Tom and Joe. I mean, look,
Speaker 2: that's your ex husband. He should be able to do
Speaker 2: what he wants to do. You guys aren't together anymore.
Speaker 2: I don't understand why these kids and I'm saying kids
Speaker 2: because they look like you know, the high school musical.
Speaker 2: To me, they get they all give me Glee characters.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying they do.
Speaker 1: And that's not shade.
Speaker 2: They're all beautiful. They just you know, they give me
Speaker 2: glee characters. But any who, why can't you guys move on?
Speaker 2: I don't know too many people that are that are
Speaker 2: unable to move on from their exes. Besides this group,
Speaker 2: Katie is so worried about what Tom and Joe's doing.
Speaker 2: It is like you upper kissing Tory, like gonna be
Speaker 2: with Toy, worry about what Tory's doing. We love that
Speaker 2: you in your lesbian era, and we want to support you.
Speaker 2: What we're not gonna support is this constant bashing of
Speaker 2: the exes. Is this X on the Beach that I'm watching, Like,
Speaker 2: I'm so over the bashing of the exes, move on,
Speaker 2: let them live. And then what I considered to be
Speaker 2: the most depressing thing in this entire episode, Chiw. I
Speaker 2: had to watch this scene with one eye open. Chiw.
Speaker 2: Joe played herself by telling Shorts that she.
Speaker 1: Thinks that she has feelings for him.
Speaker 2: That was the most uncomfortable scene I've seen in a
Speaker 2: very long time, more uncomfortable than any Robin and Wan
Speaker 2: Dixon scenes on the Real Housewahs of Potomac. Joe you
Speaker 2: needs to go. Uh flow, Joe run, sprint Baby, you
Speaker 2: need to go, Joe flow, Joe sprint out that house, Baby,
Speaker 2: I would never let a man with bleached blond hair
Speaker 2: and bangs play me on national television.
Speaker 1: That ain't happening.
Speaker 2: So then Joe and her backwards baseball cap giving me
Speaker 2: tea boss left eye and chili crazy sexy cool teas
Speaker 2: honey hat to the back. Child. Child, she's telling Schwartz that,
Speaker 2: you know, she thinks she has feelings for him, and
Speaker 2: the fact that he pretty much said to you, baby,
Speaker 2: the feeling a mutual we're friends. I'm enjoying life. I'm
Speaker 2: enjoying this. I don't want to put labels to it.
Speaker 2: And she's like, got it, like she kept cutting him off.
Speaker 1: I got it, I got it. You don't have to
Speaker 1: say anything else. I got it. I felt so bad
Speaker 1: for you, Joe, I mean girl.
Speaker 2: The hint is when he calls you Joseph, no man
Speaker 2: should be inside of you calling you another man's name. Now, look, child,
Speaker 2: that's a whole nother story for a whole other episode.
Speaker 2: I ain't get into all that, but the fact that
Speaker 2: this man is making out with you and he still
Speaker 2: calls you, Joseph, There's other things we need to be
Speaker 2: talking about on Van der Pump Rules besides Ariana being
Speaker 2: pissed at Sandaval.
Speaker 1: For the fourteenth fucking straight week in a row. But
Speaker 1: I digress.
Speaker 2: But Joe, is this karma considering what you did to
Speaker 2: your bestie Katie? You know La, La was trying to
Speaker 2: tell Katie to move on. Katie said fuck that a bit,
Speaker 2: You're still mad. And then you got on national television
Speaker 2: and allow Bleach Blonde to play you in Wes Hollywood
Speaker 2: Child looking like Wes Hollywood. The scene was so uncomfortable because,
Speaker 2: in the words of the best selling book and the
Speaker 2: Ca Hudson led movie Girl, He's not that into you,
Speaker 2: and watching this awkward scene play out between the both
Speaker 2: of you, let me know that. Joseph, Joseph, it's time.
Speaker 1: For you to move on. Baby. He don't want you.
Speaker 1: He don't want you. He don't want you no more.
Speaker 1: I don't want you. I don't want you. I don't
Speaker 1: want you no more. He gave you.
Speaker 2: Katherine Jackson character teased played by Angela Bassett, Honey, oh no, won't.
Speaker 3: You Joe, No, I don't want chew outa vote chew
Speaker 3: outa vote chew outa wote chew outa wote chew eaty bot, Joe.
Speaker 2: Joseph, It's time to move on, ah, just like this episode.
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