WEBVTT - Wilson Calling About Your Pool Table

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone

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<v Speaker 1>tapp scary.

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<v Speaker 2>Has this character Wilson, who I think is just I

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<v Speaker 2>get chills up my spines. I think there's someone like

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<v Speaker 2>this on the planet Earth. Let me read the email

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<v Speaker 2>to you, dear Elvis. My mother in law, Sue, lives

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<v Speaker 2>in a town where the neighbors complain about everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, she just got a.

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<v Speaker 2>Giant pool table in her basement, and I want to

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<v Speaker 2>call her at work telling her my husband and I

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<v Speaker 2>were at the house shooting pool and the neighbors are

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<v Speaker 2>complaining about the noise. Our patience is wearing thin with

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<v Speaker 2>the people around here. Let's see how far we can

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<v Speaker 2>push her. This comes from Tina and Kevin. All Right,

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<v Speaker 2>a friend picking on a friend. I love these phone taps.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's listen in to today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Hi, So yeah, it's mey uh huh.

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<v Speaker 5>Kevin and I became a real play pool into music

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<v Speaker 5>for a little while or whatever. And this guy ringing

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<v Speaker 5>the doorbell, yeah, and he's telling me that we're making

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<v Speaker 5>too much noise. He's like, you better knock it off

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<v Speaker 5>or he's gonna call the cops on a where's he

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<v Speaker 5>he's right, he's like walking around, he's like really strange.

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<v Speaker 4>Call the cops and say he's a strange man walking

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<v Speaker 4>around and he rang your doorbell.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you gonna cut out that racket?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>That pool table is a monstrosity.

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<v Speaker 6>You hear him, call the cops.

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<v Speaker 4>Tina still talk to him. Okay, No, I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 4>talk to me and Tina, I don't know if you

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<v Speaker 4>want to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, No, is this your house?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, it's my house.

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<v Speaker 6>Where who are you?

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<v Speaker 3>My name is Wilson. And there's a lot of noise

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<v Speaker 3>coming out of your house?

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<v Speaker 6>So what I pay my mortgage?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have a permit to have this pool table?

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<v Speaker 4>You don't need a permit, and you know what, it's daytime.

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<v Speaker 4>Either you get what's for my property or I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 4>call the police right now.

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<v Speaker 3>You're perpetuating noise pollution and I'm a pretty town.

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<v Speaker 4>Get back the phone, get off the phone, or I'm

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<v Speaker 4>calling the police and you're getting arrested.

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<v Speaker 3>What's your name?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't give you my name. My name is like

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<v Speaker 4>you're just I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>So yeah, yeah, Kevin just called the cops.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't get them on your phone.

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<v Speaker 6>Just go lock the screen door.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't let him in from Portoito house?

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<v Speaker 3>Is this anyway?

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<v Speaker 4>Tell him your grandmother owns it?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want me to talk to her again?

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<v Speaker 6>Just please talk to him to clean. Don't just do

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<v Speaker 6>what I said.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm texting the town on you.

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<v Speaker 5>He's gonna call a town on you.

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<v Speaker 6>Hike a tour any gamebody he wants. It's not illegal

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<v Speaker 6>to have a pool table on your basement.

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<v Speaker 3>You and your full table are disrupting the peace.

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<v Speaker 6>That's what he's saying.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not illegal. Just let the cops come and take

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<v Speaker 4>care of them.

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<v Speaker 5>If we go on. If the cops say that the

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<v Speaker 5>pool table is illegal, then we have to take the

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<v Speaker 5>pool table out.

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<v Speaker 6>It's not illegal.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a right to walk around the neighborhood and

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<v Speaker 3>not hear any noises during the day.

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<v Speaker 6>Let him stay on your all day.

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<v Speaker 4>Is he a man from a course the street by

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<v Speaker 4>Gary K House.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not too sure where he's from. I think he's

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<v Speaker 5>the guy that stole the lawnmower. Like he's crazy. Oh

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<v Speaker 5>he's crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>How much cash do you have on?

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<v Speaker 6>No, Tina, nothing, don't give nothing.

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<v Speaker 4>He this camera, Tina no is here? You want to

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<v Speaker 4>talk to you?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh hey, Hi, this is Wilson Daddy here.

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<v Speaker 6>I ain't giving you get away from my house.

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<v Speaker 3>All I want to do is keep the peace around here.

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<v Speaker 3>So I figured I could negotiate with you.

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<v Speaker 4>No no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, twenty dollars. That's my final offer.

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<v Speaker 6>Just get away from my house. Now you have two

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<v Speaker 6>people face. But anyway, you picking through my windows.

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<v Speaker 3>I heard the balls clacking back and forth.

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<v Speaker 6>Clacking back and forth.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what you heard.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, listen, lady, I got one more thing to tell

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<v Speaker 3>you what it's scary. Jones Melvis right in the Morning

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<v Speaker 3>Show you got phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, thank you, Gary, Tina and Kevin did this.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you want to tell him?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna whoop their ass when I get home.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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