1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:03,520 Speaker 1: I got the golf club guys we had When are 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:06,439 Speaker 1: we recording this now? It's a hell of an episode. 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:15,000 Speaker 1: The other day day, crazy, crazy, happy, happy Wednesday. Wednesday 4 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:19,440 Speaker 1: today is Wednesday. Let me keep it perfect, Arnold, Why 5 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:25,360 Speaker 1: don't you get on campus and find you a wife? 6 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:38,159 Speaker 1: Do alive? We are the loser? What up, everybody? I 7 00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:40,559 Speaker 1: am lunchbox. I know the most about sports. I'll give 8 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:44,040 Speaker 1: you the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty 9 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:48,120 Speaker 1: much a sports genius. Lens your mom just texting me. 10 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:50,720 Speaker 1: What's up? Everyone? I'm Eddie and I know the least 11 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:54,200 Speaker 1: about sports. But I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher. 12 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 1: I just don't know who's who's the or thes was? 13 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 1: I forgot to hit this loss of perfect games. It 14 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 1: all started when a dumb out. I met another dumbass, 15 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,400 Speaker 1: and they met another dumbass, and they became the dumbass 16 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 1: tree at the end, y'all, it siss in north West 17 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:13,080 Speaker 1: National Gully Mountain streams uh six hundred foot river. It 18 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:17,119 Speaker 1: has been determined which is less than three. So leave 19 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 1: me alone. We're still gonna try it. We're still gonna 20 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,839 Speaker 1: try it. I mean that was over a week ago, 21 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 1: so I don't know if we're really going to try. 22 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,640 Speaker 1: And when I saw Kevin Duran committed a week ago 23 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:31,760 Speaker 1: to the crazy Man, crazy took his whole week to 24 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:35,280 Speaker 1: talk about No, we talked about it last Wednesday. So 25 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:37,840 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know why we're bringing last week. 26 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:42,320 Speaker 1: We don't have to do everything about last week. Okay, 27 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:44,319 Speaker 1: I want to I want to bring last week. The 28 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:48,920 Speaker 1: Panthers said the Baker is gonna I mean, you knew 29 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,920 Speaker 1: that when that was last week. Do you know what 30 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:54,920 Speaker 1: Billy likes? Billy loves Panthers to make the playoffs at 31 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 1: plus three hunt? You know who cares what Billy thinks? 32 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 1: You know how many I don't know. Here's what's funny. 33 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,920 Speaker 1: Here's what's funny. You can get off Billy's nuts for 34 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:04,160 Speaker 1: a minute and listen to me. But get him out 35 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:06,920 Speaker 1: of your mountain, maybe unclogged your ears with his his hair. 36 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:10,320 Speaker 1: Hold on, let me get out. Thank you. When Baker 37 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 1: Mayfield was traded to the Carolina Panthers, I told you 38 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:16,520 Speaker 1: Baker Mayfield is gonna start, and that the Carolina Panthers 39 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 1: now had a shot to make the playoffs. You got 40 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:22,480 Speaker 1: the idiots. But now a week later, all of a sudden, 41 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 1: Bakers named the starter. And we wait a week and 42 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,840 Speaker 1: Ray consults with his friend named Billy, who has no credentials, 43 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,240 Speaker 1: and he all of a sudden, Hey, I like Baker 44 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:33,119 Speaker 1: to make the playoffs. He says that. Wait, So when 45 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:37,120 Speaker 1: when Billy called you about Baker in the Carolina Panthers 46 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 1: going to the playoffs? Did you laugh at him like 47 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:41,880 Speaker 1: you did when I said that Baker Mayfield makes them 48 00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 1: a playoff contender? At Billy kidding me? Billy would slap 49 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:50,560 Speaker 1: you so good. Somebody said that Baker it's a revenge game. 50 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,840 Speaker 1: Who's he playing? First game? And guess what He's gonna 51 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,519 Speaker 1: put up seven hundred and he's gonna get seven touchdowns 52 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 1: points whatever that man. Yes, okay, since we're playing that 53 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 1: I told you so game and we're looking into the future. 54 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:09,040 Speaker 1: I told you guys when Live started and Michelson was 55 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:11,799 Speaker 1: the first golfer to go to Live, and you said, no, 56 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 1: one of it is gonna go to Live. And here 57 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:23,800 Speaker 1: we are, Tigers joined Live. Zalat he's guessing people, understand 58 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:27,000 Speaker 1: what you're rory. He's trying to predict the future. Yeah, 59 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 1: you don't know what could happen? No, I know I do. 60 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,399 Speaker 1: I know Tiger is never gonna go must spread across. 61 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:37,200 Speaker 1: They offered Tiger a billion dollars and he said, no, 62 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:41,400 Speaker 1: got monkey pocks. No I didn't get that. No, I 63 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:44,560 Speaker 1: know that I'm never gonna get reporting two weeks ahead. 64 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 1: Generally speaking, monkey pocks is transmitted through homosexuals. Man. Man, 65 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 1: it's primarily it can get to other people. There goes 66 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 1: the campaign. So that's why there's like kind of it's 67 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,520 Speaker 1: frowned upon. So for you to say he had monkey pocks, 68 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:02,000 Speaker 1: you're also in senuating other things. But I cheated on 69 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:05,840 Speaker 1: my wife. He asked me to go camping. Didn't you 70 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:09,920 Speaker 1: guys hear all that though, Yes, that's it's insane. I 71 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 1: got monkey balls. Anyway, Listen, I owe my dad four ducks. 72 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:19,680 Speaker 1: What the okay? Well he didn't work for them. I 73 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:22,640 Speaker 1: owe your dad way more than that. Goes and he 74 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,160 Speaker 1: calls me up. He says, hey, I don't want the 75 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:29,159 Speaker 1: four that's nice. He goes, I want no, No No, my 76 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,760 Speaker 1: dad is my dad want to My dad's never gambled. 77 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:34,200 Speaker 1: He goes, we need to sit down and come up 78 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,560 Speaker 1: with some over under awesome, what are we doing? It's 79 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,839 Speaker 1: not ours, coach, it's not our money. No, no, but 80 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,280 Speaker 1: that's what he said. He goes, we gotta sit down 81 00:04:41,279 --> 00:04:43,719 Speaker 1: and want well, he wants us to talk about it, 82 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:48,279 Speaker 1: and he Hey, kid, I'll call my buckie. Here's the 83 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,280 Speaker 1: here's the ones. I like Caroline is one of them. 84 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:52,120 Speaker 1: I believe they're over six and six and a half 85 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,719 Speaker 1: is over under over six and a half wins that, 86 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,920 Speaker 1: that's one of them. Texas under eight and a half 87 00:04:56,960 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 1: to college NFL. Yes, Texas is gonna win the Big twelve. 88 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:04,400 Speaker 1: So I would not bet with qu yours. Yes, quin 89 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,240 Speaker 1: yours is about to set the world on fire, and 90 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,240 Speaker 1: Texas is going to What did you see? You've been 91 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,120 Speaker 1: going to training can They're gonna start the season one 92 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 1: and one. They played Bama game too. You've been hanging 93 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:15,400 Speaker 1: out in the thirty five overpast looking at the bubble. 94 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 1: Oklahoma is better than them, Oklahoma States better than them. 95 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:20,120 Speaker 1: And then to the end the end the year they 96 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:23,400 Speaker 1: go Baylor, TCU and some other team that's gonna ram 97 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:29,479 Speaker 1: it up their ass. You're literally lost everybody than Texas. Okay, 98 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:32,960 Speaker 1: guess what who cares about rank? Oklahoma has lost to Kyler, 99 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:41,200 Speaker 1: They've lost Baker Dema Murray Baker yeah, DeMarco Murray, A 100 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:46,279 Speaker 1: P Joe Mixon, Hell yeah, c D Lamb. They have 101 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:51,800 Speaker 1: lost everybody, Hollywood Brown, Oh hell yeah, they lost their head. 102 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:56,440 Speaker 1: Go over on the on the Ravens, ding Ding ding Ding, 103 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:02,040 Speaker 1: have been listening to other shows. I haven't I told you, 104 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:08,159 Speaker 1: I told you. I don't know what you're talking about. 105 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,040 Speaker 1: And I don't think you take the over under on 106 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,839 Speaker 1: the Ravens. I think you take them to win the 107 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,400 Speaker 1: super Bowl. No, you take them to win the division 108 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:17,360 Speaker 1: plus eighteen hundred. Look, can you look and see what 109 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:20,480 Speaker 1: it is for them to win the division instead of 110 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:23,400 Speaker 1: over under? Let them win the division because everybody expects 111 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:26,240 Speaker 1: the Bengals to win the division. That's what everybody says, 112 00:06:26,279 --> 00:06:28,360 Speaker 1: all the Bengals. They went to the Super Bowl last year. 113 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,920 Speaker 1: They're gonna be high flying, They're gonna be amazing. Burrows 114 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 1: had surgery in the offseason, yes, and they did upgrade 115 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:36,920 Speaker 1: their offensive line. But the Ravens were so hurt last year. 116 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:40,160 Speaker 1: They're gonna just run, run, run, and they're gonna win 117 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:44,440 Speaker 1: the division. Hey, what division are they in? AFC North 118 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:48,919 Speaker 1: East North? They should be in the East there Baltimore 119 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:53,200 Speaker 1: so stupid. Well, I know there's probably too many teams 120 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,880 Speaker 1: in the East. There are. They're in the East, though 121 00:06:56,839 --> 00:06:59,840 Speaker 1: geographically they're in the East. What do you got, um, 122 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,720 Speaker 1: so you continue to fill a buster. If you look 123 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:07,320 Speaker 1: at the match, it's the East part of America. I 124 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:11,200 Speaker 1: don't know what the Seahawks win total is under on 125 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:14,640 Speaker 1: the Seahawks, they're the West. They are terrible, I mean, 126 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:17,000 Speaker 1: Drew Lock, Geno Smith. God, they're gonna be so bad. 127 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:20,640 Speaker 1: They're gonna be so freaking bad. However, however, they don't 128 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:24,239 Speaker 1: care that they're gonna be though. Could make chicken salad 129 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:30,040 Speaker 1: out of chickens. Oh, Baltimore Ravens Conference winner Division plus 130 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:32,440 Speaker 1: one for you? Okay, Hey, what is it worth it? 131 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:34,520 Speaker 1: It's better than over under, because over under, I bet 132 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:37,560 Speaker 1: you it's minus even money. But I never said over 133 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:41,440 Speaker 1: and under. I said super Bowl. They got JK Dobby Dobbins. 134 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:42,920 Speaker 1: I don't know if i'd like them to win the 135 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,080 Speaker 1: Super Bowl. You gotta take if you're gonna take a 136 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,920 Speaker 1: risk with the Ravens, do that one because guess what, 137 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,800 Speaker 1: they got terrible luck one time and Titans beat them. 138 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:53,120 Speaker 1: And if the Titans played out of their mind, Ravens 139 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:56,200 Speaker 1: are good. Your dad said over unders. Don't give them 140 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,800 Speaker 1: random ass bets. We're gonna give them over unders. We 141 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,160 Speaker 1: clean them out first. He's like, what you need to 142 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:03,880 Speaker 1: do is parlay. Hey, I'm gonna give you a golf 143 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:06,280 Speaker 1: parlay with the President's Cup. We're gonna do that with 144 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,680 Speaker 1: a college and NFL and I'm top of that. But 145 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:12,840 Speaker 1: feter game sweak. He's called us. I got five hunter 146 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:17,080 Speaker 1: more out. Don't tell your mom. Listen, I got another 147 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:20,239 Speaker 1: good one for you. Go ahead. No, I know, dude, 148 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:21,920 Speaker 1: And this is what you have to do when you gamble. 149 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:24,360 Speaker 1: Let me hear you. The Browns? What are they at? 150 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:27,880 Speaker 1: The Browns? I bet it's off the what maybe back 151 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:29,840 Speaker 1: to back on? And that's why we need to hit 152 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:33,880 Speaker 1: it right now because it's a crazy numbers. It's gonna 153 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:36,160 Speaker 1: probably be six if I had to guess, And I 154 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:38,400 Speaker 1: don't think it's the bet you want to make because 155 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:41,040 Speaker 1: that has got blood on his hands and I want 156 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:43,440 Speaker 1: to give that the over. If it's six, we're going 157 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:47,320 Speaker 1: over boys. Can you tell me what it is? Right? Yes? Um, 158 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:49,640 Speaker 1: I got things popping up all over my screen because 159 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:52,640 Speaker 1: they're trying to get me to deposit. So, uh, if 160 00:08:52,679 --> 00:08:55,400 Speaker 1: you guys could continue to fill us. The Seahawks are 161 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:56,880 Speaker 1: five and a half. There's no way they win five 162 00:08:56,920 --> 00:09:01,800 Speaker 1: and a half games. I'm telling you that's under peak Falcons. 163 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:05,120 Speaker 1: The Falcons five games, that's that's gonna be. Where they 164 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:09,280 Speaker 1: win two games and the Seahawks don't care because they're 165 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:11,440 Speaker 1: setting themselves up to get one of the top quarterbacks 166 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,760 Speaker 1: next year. So they're okay with sucking. Yeah, I get it, 167 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,760 Speaker 1: But sucking and losing every game except two is is 168 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:20,760 Speaker 1: a different story like sucking, could they could still have 169 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:24,520 Speaker 1: the first draft by by losing it? By winning five games? 170 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:26,520 Speaker 1: All right? What we're looking for it and if I 171 00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:29,120 Speaker 1: don't get faster at finding these lines, I'm gonna punch myself. 172 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:33,680 Speaker 1: Cleveland Brown the Cleveland Browns, they are the cleve one 173 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:40,240 Speaker 1: Brown knees. Uh. They are at continue to filibuster boys. 174 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,880 Speaker 1: They are in Ohio eight and a half. Screw that 175 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:47,559 Speaker 1: don't touch that under don't touch it's even on the board. 176 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:51,280 Speaker 1: Jacobe Brissette is not gonna lead them. He's decent, but 177 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:54,160 Speaker 1: they think Deshawn's gonna come back and win all seven games. 178 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:57,000 Speaker 1: It's not him, it's not Brissette, it's their running game. 179 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:02,120 Speaker 1: They can't stop Kareem Hunt and Chubb. When you know 180 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:06,120 Speaker 1: they can't throw the ball, you can stop and you 181 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:08,640 Speaker 1: think that, you think that, but Coach, these guys are 182 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:12,240 Speaker 1: not to be messed with. The Cleveland Browns will figure 183 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:13,959 Speaker 1: out how to win some games in the first half 184 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,600 Speaker 1: of their seat. You know they don't have Odell anymore. Yes, 185 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,800 Speaker 1: and I'll hang up. And that's another reason, Mark Cooper, 186 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:24,480 Speaker 1: you throw it in a fifteen yard radius around Amari. 187 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:27,760 Speaker 1: He's catching that mother and getting when he played with 188 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:31,200 Speaker 1: the Bama Tide and roll on. Can you look up 189 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:34,920 Speaker 1: division winners? Tell me what your dad wants over. But 190 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,760 Speaker 1: you can also do division winner and there now your 191 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:40,160 Speaker 1: dad wants over unders Hey, and you're hitting me right 192 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:42,840 Speaker 1: now like at the sports book at Cosmo and all 193 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:44,920 Speaker 1: him it down for a second. I'm sorry, Dot your 194 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:48,760 Speaker 1: beds division winner? Who what team Chargers? Okay, Chargers are 195 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:52,120 Speaker 1: first to win the division? Yes, you don't have to screen. 196 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:57,240 Speaker 1: We got microphones. Everyone's gonna be plus something. Chiefs. What 197 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,160 Speaker 1: are the Chiefs to win the division? All right, Eddie, 198 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:01,000 Speaker 1: I want you to you play what Lunch said. So 199 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,800 Speaker 1: I'm gonna you're gonna ask me what the division line. 200 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,959 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell it you then you're gonna yellin the division, right, 201 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:15,360 Speaker 1: what's the Chargers? Okay? Are plus one seventy five? Got over? 202 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:20,360 Speaker 1: You missed everyone? Everyone. The humor was, he goes, what's 203 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,360 Speaker 1: the division line for the Charges? I go plus two 204 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:26,240 Speaker 1: twenty to win the division? Yeah, that's what you missed 205 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:30,840 Speaker 1: the whole comedy. Try to plan it to do it 206 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:34,760 Speaker 1: another one? Wholl whoa hold on? Listen, every division winner 207 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:37,600 Speaker 1: is going to be a plus. Now the Bills didn't 208 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:41,360 Speaker 1: Hell no, not the Bill well, no Titans. Okay, so 209 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:45,200 Speaker 1: the Bills aren't cults are the favorite. The Buccaneers definitely aren't. 210 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:48,120 Speaker 1: Bill Packers or minus one seventy Bills or minus two 211 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:52,320 Speaker 1: thirty that's a death wish. Yeah yeah, but okay, the 212 00:11:52,440 --> 00:12:00,120 Speaker 1: Vikings knew you near about him? Skull? What does that mean? 213 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:05,400 Speaker 1: By the way, it's they're they're Viking back in the 214 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:08,800 Speaker 1: day when they found a woman that they wanted. That's 215 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:13,160 Speaker 1: a skull. And we take the Eagles over night, or 216 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,360 Speaker 1: we take the Eagles to win the division when they 217 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,880 Speaker 1: wanted a chick, they would say, skull. I don't know. 218 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:25,079 Speaker 1: Vikings are plus two fiftysion? Do it? That's where it. 219 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,000 Speaker 1: Tell your dad right now and put it all So 220 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,880 Speaker 1: who not have to beat? They gotta beat the Lions. 221 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:32,640 Speaker 1: They just have to beat the packs had they gotta 222 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:35,679 Speaker 1: beat Justin Fields. Who's gonna put up seven a game? Uh? 223 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,000 Speaker 1: Hard knocks team? And so then all they have to 224 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,719 Speaker 1: be as the Packers. That's why it's two plus to. 225 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,880 Speaker 1: That's pretty good. Yeah, what are the Cowboys at to 226 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,800 Speaker 1: win the division? To win the division? Why are you 227 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,120 Speaker 1: guys all obsessed with these divisions? The money's the super 228 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:51,840 Speaker 1: Bowl Conference? That's so hard? Yes, the the plus one thirty. 229 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,440 Speaker 1: You might as well bet the first week to win 230 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:56,680 Speaker 1: the division? One are the Eagles? One are the Eagles 231 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:59,880 Speaker 1: as well? Just bet the first weeks are the same 232 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,320 Speaker 1: because they're another nine and a half. If you're gonna 233 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:06,280 Speaker 1: wet the what wait the whole season? Just bet one game. 234 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:09,840 Speaker 1: It better be plus eight hundred. Hey, if it's plus 235 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:12,520 Speaker 1: one twenty, just bet the first quarter of the first 236 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,760 Speaker 1: So you're telling me winning money is not worth the way, 237 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,760 Speaker 1: not that little money. That's why you're not gonna bet 238 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,839 Speaker 1: the Cowboys that you're not getting any value for betting 239 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,520 Speaker 1: them to win the division. The Eagles an NFL team, 240 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:25,559 Speaker 1: because they're not even pulling up even your vikings one 241 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,240 Speaker 1: plus two forty. You're telling me you wouldn't wait for 242 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:31,480 Speaker 1: you can pick Denny Hamlin to win the NASCAR race 243 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:35,240 Speaker 1: this weekend and win that. Eagles are plus one five five. 244 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:42,440 Speaker 1: It's not that great. That's too close to the division 245 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:47,480 Speaker 1: Broncos plus two seventy five miracles there with the Wilson brothers. Guys, 246 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:50,439 Speaker 1: just bet a game. Bet a freaking Major league soccer 247 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:53,320 Speaker 1: game tonight, same different. Don't bet the over on the NAS. 248 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,640 Speaker 1: They did another night and they scored four goals. And 249 00:13:57,240 --> 00:14:00,800 Speaker 1: I know I got I do not. I don't know. 250 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,760 Speaker 1: I say this. I saw a car to the day 251 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:08,240 Speaker 1: that I see normally, like on a regular basis, and 252 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:13,640 Speaker 1: their license plate says Nashville SC. So you're saying one thing, 253 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,319 Speaker 1: What does that mean? Do you think it's the g M. 254 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,920 Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's the owner. I don't 255 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:23,600 Speaker 1: know car and it says Nashville s C. I've never 256 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:27,120 Speaker 1: seen the driver there, Like lunchbox, they're an investor. Can 257 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,840 Speaker 1: you tell me what kind of car was it? I 258 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:34,000 Speaker 1: think it's like a Porsche, And don't ever say Porsche again. 259 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:37,240 Speaker 1: It's a Porsche, Porsche. It's a Porsche. Well, you know 260 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,720 Speaker 1: we got We're in the same building as sports people. 261 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:44,080 Speaker 1: I've never seen the driver of the car. It's here 262 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,640 Speaker 1: at the building. It's in a place where I see 263 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:50,400 Speaker 1: it regularly. So I would say that's not an owner 264 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,360 Speaker 1: and investor, not it's just a fan that they would 265 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:57,400 Speaker 1: do that. Oh, maybe you can say you're just a 266 00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:04,200 Speaker 1: Titans fan. Can you request Titans head coach Titans eight 267 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,080 Speaker 1: C for your license? Late? That's too many letters. No, 268 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:12,240 Speaker 1: it's not T I, TITS T I, T T I 269 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:16,480 Speaker 1: T A and s h C. That's eight yet to 270 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:21,680 Speaker 1: be seven? What if you do Titans? Don't know Titans? 271 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:26,600 Speaker 1: What's Tannehill's number? Eleven? I don't root for him. Come on, 272 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:30,920 Speaker 1: you are a dang Titans dude. I got an email 273 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:34,080 Speaker 1: from him speaking of tickets from Tannahill. No, from their 274 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,880 Speaker 1: ticket broke insta. You can get Yeah, you can get 275 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,680 Speaker 1: five season tickets probably the crappiest games for two d 276 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:44,000 Speaker 1: thirty three bucks. Is that a good deal? What one ticket? Yeah? 277 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:50,360 Speaker 1: Per game? So you're paying five hundred dollars five hundred 278 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:55,800 Speaker 1: dollars for two tickets? I don't. I mean, it depends 279 00:15:55,800 --> 00:16:00,640 Speaker 1: where the seats are. So what is it a ticket? How? 280 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,320 Speaker 1: That's what you're trying to know? How I was saying, 281 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:05,760 Speaker 1: that's only one ticket, so then you would have to 282 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:12,160 Speaker 1: buy another one. So you're paying five Yeah, yeah, you're 283 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:16,200 Speaker 1: paying fifty for one ticket and you know where, but 284 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,720 Speaker 1: you're gonna have to buy two because you're not gonna 285 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,440 Speaker 1: go by yourself. But I'm saying, there's no way that's 286 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,840 Speaker 1: a good deal. You can probably just go to the 287 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:24,160 Speaker 1: stadium scalp it's the Titans and get your normal price. 288 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,000 Speaker 1: You're probably not gonna get tickets to the big games 289 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,120 Speaker 1: like the Cowboys. You're not gonna get taken. Those don't 290 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,080 Speaker 1: give you access to the pack to the big ones. 291 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:34,080 Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You're not gonna get accident. You'll 292 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,600 Speaker 1: see the Colts maybe if you're lucky. Yeah, the Colts 293 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,080 Speaker 1: are on the Browns. Yeah without the Shawn. I don't 294 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,320 Speaker 1: know if they play the Browns, but they always managed 295 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:44,120 Speaker 1: to play the Browns or somebody Bengals once or twice 296 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,680 Speaker 1: a year. And I have a great idea. And if 297 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:48,440 Speaker 1: you want to join another fantasy league, no, no, just 298 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,240 Speaker 1: I'm already balls deep in fantasy when we come right back. 299 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,200 Speaker 1: I want to run this fantasy league by you and 300 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:58,080 Speaker 1: tell me if you would play ahead. Okay, write it down. 301 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:02,880 Speaker 1: It's called a vampire league. It's a twelve man or 302 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,800 Speaker 1: a ten man league. If you lose, all sucked. Instead 303 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:09,320 Speaker 1: of sucking blood, they suck your No. No, no no. 304 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,119 Speaker 1: So let's say there's a we decided there's twelve teams 305 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:18,720 Speaker 1: in it. Okay, eleven teams partake in the draft. One 306 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:21,280 Speaker 1: team is not allowed to draft. They take the scraps. 307 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,880 Speaker 1: They have to play with the scraps. Who gets that one? 308 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:28,320 Speaker 1: It's a random it's random, random, my ass. No, there's 309 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,360 Speaker 1: eleven they had they randomly secured, checking me a security 310 00:17:32,359 --> 00:17:36,359 Speaker 1: every single time because random, my ass. This is you 311 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:37,879 Speaker 1: can do just like we did to get in our 312 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:40,399 Speaker 1: fantasy league. You do a generator and you spend the 313 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:44,160 Speaker 1: wheel and whoever comes on doesn't draft you. See, we don't. 314 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,840 Speaker 1: We have people who don't pay attention when they get 315 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,760 Speaker 1: legit teams. I know, but just listen to me. You're 316 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,800 Speaker 1: not going to pay attention if you're the vampire. No, 317 00:17:51,119 --> 00:17:54,120 Speaker 1: this is why it's cool. And every week, every week, 318 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,879 Speaker 1: if you're the vampire, you're gonna get sucked off. Tell you, 319 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,640 Speaker 1: if I get the vampire, I quit. You don't even 320 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,600 Speaker 1: know the I haven't even finished telling you what the 321 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:05,000 Speaker 1: vampire gets to do, but I've already found so many holes. Yes, 322 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:10,360 Speaker 1: the vampire gets to suck your the vampire so the no. No. 323 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,119 Speaker 1: So if you are one of the teams that draft, 324 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:16,080 Speaker 1: you cannot pick up free agents you have. The vampire 325 00:18:16,119 --> 00:18:20,040 Speaker 1: has the access to the free agents. It's stupid because 326 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,719 Speaker 1: even if you get all the free agents, coach like, 327 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,920 Speaker 1: the chances that you get one or two good ones 328 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:28,359 Speaker 1: is very rare. No, here's the other thing. The vampire 329 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,920 Speaker 1: gets to make his schedule, decides what week he plays who. 330 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,400 Speaker 1: So you can look at the schedule saying, oh, Eddie 331 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,720 Speaker 1: has a lot of players on buy week six, I 332 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:42,320 Speaker 1: want to play him. And here's another one. If the 333 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:46,159 Speaker 1: vampire beats you, he gets to select one player from 334 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,679 Speaker 1: your starting lineup and take him off your pay in 335 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,359 Speaker 1: your starting lineup, and he has to send a starter 336 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:55,400 Speaker 1: from his team to your team. I like it. That 337 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:58,280 Speaker 1: was the difference. Is that fun? Right? Has been thought 338 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:00,640 Speaker 1: of before? Yes? I found it on my My brother 339 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,439 Speaker 1: brought it to me, was like, would you would you 340 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:05,679 Speaker 1: play that? He and I said soothly, that sounds like 341 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:09,600 Speaker 1: it would be so fun to try that, to have 342 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:14,280 Speaker 1: a crappy teeth. Until the vampire doesn't win one the 343 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:17,640 Speaker 1: entire year. And it's an absolute, that's not it's not possible. 344 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:20,960 Speaker 1: It's not possible. The vampire will win a game. They 345 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:27,480 Speaker 1: don't draft anybody. Everybody correct on the free agent. Have 346 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:30,520 Speaker 1: a quarterback, Always have a quarterback, quarterback, the running back. 347 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,679 Speaker 1: Maybe you're gonna get a lucky guy. Randomly, you'll have access. 348 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:36,040 Speaker 1: It's gonna get backups. You're gonna get back up. But 349 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:39,000 Speaker 1: it always happens in the back injury. The vampire will 350 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:43,240 Speaker 1: never win the entire We'll start winning around week five. 351 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,720 Speaker 1: I agree with you week five or six. And then 352 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,480 Speaker 1: when I when I beat your ass, I guess what 353 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:52,399 Speaker 1: I'm getting my homes off here be ye. Guess who 354 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:55,800 Speaker 1: I'm taking Jonathan Taylor, and i'd beat you. Guess who 355 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,840 Speaker 1: I'm taking. You can't take anybody because you're not the vampire, 356 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,320 Speaker 1: or you could be the vampire. And who are you 357 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,280 Speaker 1: taking from me? Are we doing this? I would love 358 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,560 Speaker 1: to do it. I have me on board, my buddy 359 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:08,800 Speaker 1: Oscar Forrest, my Brotherscar Oscar. Yes, these are all as cronies. 360 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,840 Speaker 1: And so when you are the vampire and you win, 361 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:15,359 Speaker 1: you get to call message everybody. Are you ready? Is anyone? 362 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:19,240 Speaker 1: When you do the transaction, it's not a waiver wire 363 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,800 Speaker 1: because it's all approved. Are you ready to be sucked? 364 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,399 Speaker 1: And then that's when the transaction they sucked the player 365 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,000 Speaker 1: from your team. I mean, just how humiliating if you're 366 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,280 Speaker 1: the first person to lose to the vampire who got 367 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,520 Speaker 1: to draft No One the lunch just text me, are 368 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:34,640 Speaker 1: you ready to be sucked? Your your wife's the first. 369 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,359 Speaker 1: Let's just text. It's the fantasy that that's the portal. 370 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,959 Speaker 1: Who came up with this? No team? No, it's something online? 371 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,720 Speaker 1: I guess my, I guess there. This is a fantasy, 372 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:48,400 Speaker 1: type of le am. I crave different kind of fantasy 373 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:52,160 Speaker 1: because I am tired of the normal. What's wrong with you? Man? 374 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:55,320 Speaker 1: I am tired of the same, different fantasy. So you 375 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:59,359 Speaker 1: picked sucking? Yeah, the vampire suck. I want that because 376 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,280 Speaker 1: I'm tired it of the normal. Okay, let's just show 377 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:07,200 Speaker 1: up do a snake draft. Alright, cool, we don't An 378 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:10,480 Speaker 1: auction is fun, but I'm in three auctions. You can't 379 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,719 Speaker 1: keep modifying it. Though, what are we gonna do well? 380 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,600 Speaker 1: I mean it's gonna be eventually. You can only pay 381 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,280 Speaker 1: guys in the free agent wire, and the person that 382 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:19,320 Speaker 1: wins is gonna win one to nothing. I wanted something 383 00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:21,800 Speaker 1: to triggers. Yeah, you can't get bored of the way 384 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,080 Speaker 1: it's been for years. You know why it's been awesome 385 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:27,000 Speaker 1: because it's an awesome game. It's always gonna do. You 386 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,680 Speaker 1: win every year. That's why it's so awesome. The way 387 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:33,160 Speaker 1: it is. You can get bored, but you can't. People 388 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:36,600 Speaker 1: don't win every single year because it's so hard. Yes, 389 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,480 Speaker 1: I agree, and that's why if I'm in three leagues 390 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,280 Speaker 1: that just do a boring snake draft. Cool. I can 391 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,960 Speaker 1: be in one of those snake drafts, and why not 392 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,280 Speaker 1: change the other one to vampire and the other one 393 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:51,679 Speaker 1: to this. It's just more more um diversity. I just 394 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,520 Speaker 1: think it would be so fun. Eddie, would you play? 395 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,199 Speaker 1: I'm already in three leagues. I don't know if I 396 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,040 Speaker 1: can do four. Here's what blows me away about you 397 00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,520 Speaker 1: guys that you're in multiple leagues every Sunday, your eyes 398 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:06,760 Speaker 1: are that's the one I'm in. No, the turned down 399 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:09,760 Speaker 1: Chris I turned a guide in mark down. My bay 400 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,719 Speaker 1: isn't one in their work, And I said, that's all you. 401 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,560 Speaker 1: I'm not playing it. I only want to be in 402 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,280 Speaker 1: one fantasy. You guys are gonna be watching every game 403 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,720 Speaker 1: of Red Zone. I watch every game of Red Zone. 404 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:22,160 Speaker 1: But you're rooting for everything. That's what you do. Here's 405 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,639 Speaker 1: and I'll hang up and listen. No, don't dang it. 406 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,879 Speaker 1: You wanted to get your point across you hung up? No, 407 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,760 Speaker 1: I can't hear you. Just tell me I know, because 408 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,320 Speaker 1: that's what it's about. Don't look at him. He's hung 409 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,080 Speaker 1: and you're that desperate for another team, which is what 410 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,840 Speaker 1: sounded like, then go get sucked off in the Vampire League. 411 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,320 Speaker 1: I don't know if I can do for four. Three 412 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:46,040 Speaker 1: is a lot. Yeah, three is a lot. And you're right, 413 00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:49,440 Speaker 1: you already hung out. And he's right, coach, it's hard 414 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,479 Speaker 1: to keep up when you have three leagues. Who am 415 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,159 Speaker 1: I rooting for? Reading for that team, reading for that 416 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,920 Speaker 1: team the other time? I'm not. I'm only reading for 417 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,960 Speaker 1: the Cowboys when I watched Cowboys. That's it. Hey, have 418 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:01,120 Speaker 1: you everything? Abody approach you for a freely get Yes? 419 00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:03,520 Speaker 1: I have to, And I'm like, are you why would 420 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,600 Speaker 1: you do that, I don't even respond to the text. 421 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,560 Speaker 1: Just stop. I just tell them I don't have time 422 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,720 Speaker 1: for that. I'm playing in a five thousand dollar league, 423 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:13,400 Speaker 1: our fantasy. I don't even respond. As you said that 424 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,879 Speaker 1: I was thinking I'll do Vampire for free, but that 425 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,320 Speaker 1: it makes no sense. It makes no sense because you're 426 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,440 Speaker 1: not gonna put the time in and it's free. There's 427 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,760 Speaker 1: no really reward. He has bragging rights. Who cares about 428 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,080 Speaker 1: bragging rights? And listen, some people can't afford to be 429 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,439 Speaker 1: in a league that pays, and that's fine. If you can't, 430 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,720 Speaker 1: then you need to get a second job. There's other 431 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,359 Speaker 1: ways to make money so that you can get into fantasy. 432 00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:34,240 Speaker 1: And he's thinking about it. He's thinking about this vampire. 433 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,520 Speaker 1: It would be so interesting to see how it works. 434 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,400 Speaker 1: I have no idea about when you're not the vampire, 435 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,480 Speaker 1: you're like, hell yeah, I play the vampire this week, 436 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,040 Speaker 1: so we focused on the vampire. Think about the person 437 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,800 Speaker 1: who has a terrible draft and they to play the 438 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:50,120 Speaker 1: vampire and they can't. They're gonna get beat by the vampire. 439 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,879 Speaker 1: Then they're gonna lose their player. They're gonna lose their 440 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,480 Speaker 1: best player, and they can't go to the free agency wire, 441 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,040 Speaker 1: so that the whole season that you haven't thought of 442 00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,760 Speaker 1: this the whole season you're rooting for a team without 443 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,960 Speaker 1: your best player. You can't get a free agent and 444 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,120 Speaker 1: you lost to the Vampire. You got sucked. That's that's 445 00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:12,160 Speaker 1: your season question. Defenses. Uh, usually that's the waiver wire 446 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,399 Speaker 1: you have to pick up because you that you have 447 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,359 Speaker 1: brakes and you need a defense or whatever. Has it 448 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,600 Speaker 1: been thought out? So you can't get defenses. You can 449 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:24,239 Speaker 1: draft two defenses. That's the dumb There's gonna be some 450 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,200 Speaker 1: loopholes in this because I know they haven't vetted the 451 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,440 Speaker 1: whole thing. There's no way because the defense is the 452 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:32,320 Speaker 1: only one where you're looking every week. That right, But 453 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,320 Speaker 1: you have to decide, Okay, am I gonna draft two defenses? 454 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,879 Speaker 1: Or am I gonna just you know what that one 455 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:41,119 Speaker 1: week that I am gonna buy, I won't have a defense. See, 456 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:44,280 Speaker 1: it's gonna in turn, it's gonna end up being mediocre 457 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:47,200 Speaker 1: fantasy football. That's what the Vampire did. It sucked the 458 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,199 Speaker 1: life out of all those teams. And that's gonna be 459 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:53,240 Speaker 1: yearly like that. That's what it's sucking. What really is 460 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,800 Speaker 1: gonna suck isn't the vampire, Because you're right, the vampire. 461 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:57,720 Speaker 1: Would you refer to be the vampire or someone that 462 00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:01,320 Speaker 1: drafts some of the drafts Because the Vampire's you're you're 463 00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:04,640 Speaker 1: guaranteed for four losses, like raf the bat. The first 464 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,480 Speaker 1: four weeks is gonna be brutal, dude, to play fantasy football. 465 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,600 Speaker 1: I mean, the vampire is gonna suck. And then if 466 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:12,240 Speaker 1: you do happen to lose to the vampire, Vampire is 467 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,600 Speaker 1: probably gonna beat two or three people. Let's say if 468 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,960 Speaker 1: you lose to him, you're the whole season, You're you're 469 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,399 Speaker 1: rooting for a team without your best player. He's taking 470 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,520 Speaker 1: your best best player. I mean, that's stupid, But how 471 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,640 Speaker 1: many times have you had a league where your best 472 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:26,119 Speaker 1: player doesn't do or your best player gets hurt. No, 473 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,280 Speaker 1: but I'm telling you he's your numbers, your first round. 474 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,200 Speaker 1: What if the vampire takes your best player the next 475 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:33,199 Speaker 1: week he gets hurt, Well, that's that's fortunate. Telling you 476 00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:36,440 Speaker 1: every week, every first draft, first round, that's your key 477 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,280 Speaker 1: guy and he's gone the whole year. I won't even 478 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,920 Speaker 1: pay attention to it. If the Vampire gets him, then 479 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:44,120 Speaker 1: get dude. I'm just gonna suck the whole year. I'm 480 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:48,000 Speaker 1: giving out Vampire League. Welcome to the Vampire League. I 481 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,560 Speaker 1: love how everybody is so gives it. And then both 482 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,240 Speaker 1: of you guys for the last ten minutes, it was 483 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:55,520 Speaker 1: the last one so passionate about how awesome it was 484 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,120 Speaker 1: taking taking the best player from the from the team. 485 00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:02,200 Speaker 1: He wins against it, but as the vampire, it would suck. 486 00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:04,880 Speaker 1: But the fact you can build a team that then 487 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,480 Speaker 1: gives you like it makes you feel like you're a coach. 488 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,320 Speaker 1: It makes your team is building and you're sucking. You 489 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:15,760 Speaker 1: gotta make this, Eddie. I'm headed to suck you. Hey, Eddie, 490 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,960 Speaker 1: I can't wait to suck this week. So then the 491 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,639 Speaker 1: Vampire starts getting more and more deaths, it has a 492 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,879 Speaker 1: body count, and then the Vampire just sucks every person 493 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:27,160 Speaker 1: in the league. Holy can you imagine during the games 494 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:34,439 Speaker 1: can be texting I'm suing you. You're getting closer to 495 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:38,760 Speaker 1: a suck. If the Vampire doesn't win, that's gonna be 496 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,600 Speaker 1: y'all's biggest flaw because the whole league is a bust. 497 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,199 Speaker 1: The Vampire is gonna win. The Vampire is gonna win 498 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:48,639 Speaker 1: a game, no doubt. Not having one person in the 499 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,840 Speaker 1: top three hundred players for the first one back and forth. 500 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,960 Speaker 1: You're never gonna win week one. You may get lucky 501 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,520 Speaker 1: as a vampire, definitely not win week one. Definitely you 502 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:02,480 Speaker 1: will lose week Why would you win week two? Week three, 503 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:08,199 Speaker 1: Week four? Injury? For the people in the back, you 504 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,120 Speaker 1: want to know why you can win week two, because 505 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:13,240 Speaker 1: if you look at Fantasy, how many people are picking 506 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:16,520 Speaker 1: up players after week one? How many are there? They're 507 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,040 Speaker 1: just trying. It's just a little torque that you're putting 508 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,520 Speaker 1: on that screw. You're not trying to reratch at the 509 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,880 Speaker 1: whole house. All you do is tighten for the hurricane. 510 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,040 Speaker 1: How many times have you drafted someone you're like, oh, 511 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:27,920 Speaker 1: they're going to be really good. How many times in 512 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,880 Speaker 1: my draft after two games you're like, if this guy, 513 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,600 Speaker 1: this guy don't, how quick are you to pull the trigger? 514 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,359 Speaker 1: See me, I'm more, I'm more bullheaded, and I'm like, 515 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,800 Speaker 1: you know what, No, they're gonna break out of this. 516 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,840 Speaker 1: They're gone, I know, But in my head, I'm like, 517 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,479 Speaker 1: I drafted them for a reason because they're good. The 518 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,680 Speaker 1: vampire will not win all year, and I rest my case, 519 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,600 Speaker 1: hang up and listen, then come on in so you 520 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,840 Speaker 1: want to pink the Vampire will win a single game. 521 00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:54,560 Speaker 1: You want to play, No, you want to get sucked 522 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,720 Speaker 1: off because I'm not willing to watch a bunch of 523 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:01,280 Speaker 1: guys in the league just give out. Come on over here, 524 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:05,920 Speaker 1: we'll suck you off. That's the league motto. I am 525 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:11,920 Speaker 1: confident the Vampire would win at least five games if 526 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:16,440 Speaker 1: they do get hot. Yes there either there either yes. 527 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,399 Speaker 1: It's either gonna be zero or it's gonna be five. 528 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:23,159 Speaker 1: The Vampire will never just win one because once they 529 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,920 Speaker 1: win one, they're gonna have to win more, accumulating people, 530 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,040 Speaker 1: so you get a ton. You're never just gonna get 531 00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:31,800 Speaker 1: lucky and only win one. Right, Either Vampire is gonna 532 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,760 Speaker 1: ruin every I'm telling you Vampire won't win. But say they, 533 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:37,439 Speaker 1: for God's name, win one game, they're gonna start to 534 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:41,200 Speaker 1: suck everybody's teams until everybody's team sucks ass because they're 535 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,560 Speaker 1: rooting for a team without your were gonna suck every 536 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:47,200 Speaker 1: team until they suck. Let's say let's say you draft 537 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:51,160 Speaker 1: the the Vampire. You know he can't draft, so you 538 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:55,080 Speaker 1: draft Patrick Mahomes. He's gonna be your quarterback, and you 539 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:58,360 Speaker 1: wait till the last round and you use you draft 540 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:02,800 Speaker 1: um Zach Wi Wilson because that's gonna be your backup. Oh, 541 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:06,480 Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes hurts his knee, Zach Wilson, damn, he can't 542 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,800 Speaker 1: play for two to three weeks because he heard his knee. 543 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,000 Speaker 1: You have no quarterback. You don't think the Vampire's gonna 544 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,040 Speaker 1: beat your house. The vampire has no running backs, no 545 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,960 Speaker 1: wide receiver, doesn't matter. But he does have running backs. 546 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:22,240 Speaker 1: They're the backups. Those do get yards. That one amazing guy. 547 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:26,440 Speaker 1: Most sometimes the NFL teams have running back by committee. 548 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,520 Speaker 1: Now there's not just one back that Any times do 549 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,440 Speaker 1: you go to the waiver wire and start looking at 550 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,440 Speaker 1: like who's there? You don't recognize the player, You don't 551 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,600 Speaker 1: know their names? Had two touchdowns last week? Why because 552 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,280 Speaker 1: I just put him in my bench. And guess what. 553 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,720 Speaker 1: The waiver wire guy isn't gonna have those guys. He's 554 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,200 Speaker 1: not smart enough. Those guys are all craps. You know 555 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,040 Speaker 1: you that's all you have. You're never getting the guy, 556 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,480 Speaker 1: the random guy wi they gets two touchdowns. You're always 557 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,360 Speaker 1: chasing that you picked that third receiver and one one 558 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,400 Speaker 1: of these weeks you will get two touchdowns from and 559 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,840 Speaker 1: then when you get two touchdowns from guess what you do? 560 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,960 Speaker 1: You beat you. So I'm gonna tread you this third 561 00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,840 Speaker 1: wide receiver for the number one wide receiver. You're stuck 562 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:04,120 Speaker 1: with him, right, and then you still suck. Then you 563 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:08,120 Speaker 1: get bodied, come get Tyreek, and you can have McCole hardman. 564 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,840 Speaker 1: But that's just not gonna happen. Hurt okay in theory, 565 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,520 Speaker 1: that sounds fun. Vampire is gonna not win all year 566 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,320 Speaker 1: and it's gonna be alright. Cool. Are one buddy paid 567 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,440 Speaker 1: and didn't even really get to playoff season? Sorry about that, man. 568 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:22,600 Speaker 1: How many more people do we need? We need six more. 569 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:27,040 Speaker 1: It's gonna be tough. Do you want to be the Vampire? 570 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,560 Speaker 1: I don't care. Do you want to be the Vampire? 571 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,440 Speaker 1: Do you want to be the I wouldn't mind. I 572 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,160 Speaker 1: would like to try it. Do you want to don't? 573 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,000 Speaker 1: Do you want to be the Vampire? Yes? I would 574 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,880 Speaker 1: volunteer because you want to. My point was, nobody wants 575 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,800 Speaker 1: to be the Vampire, but he tells you it's gonna 576 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,600 Speaker 1: be a disaster. Wants to be the because I would 577 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,360 Speaker 1: like to try, and I would like to see if 578 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,200 Speaker 1: I could build a team and be able to okay, well, 579 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,920 Speaker 1: then be an NFL coach. No, I think he is. 580 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,760 Speaker 1: He thinks he is when he's freaking well, then hey, 581 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:54,480 Speaker 1: just coach the Bears same thing as Vampire League. We'll 582 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:58,800 Speaker 1: be right back. They suck now. I took my four 583 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:01,320 Speaker 1: year old to the in a thirty banger, I know. 584 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,320 Speaker 1: I took my four year old to the doctor for 585 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,719 Speaker 1: his four year old appointment. First time you ever had 586 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:11,120 Speaker 1: the pean a cup everywhere, I'm guessing all over your 587 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:14,520 Speaker 1: face went everywhere. It kind of went everywhere, but the 588 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,880 Speaker 1: only problem was my drink. My two year old was 589 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,680 Speaker 1: with us, and he tells the doctor, so, do I 590 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,480 Speaker 1: need to peep in a cup? Doctors like, no, you're good. 591 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,760 Speaker 1: He's like, no, no, I'll peep in the cup. I'll 592 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,400 Speaker 1: peep in the cup. So we go in the bathroom 593 00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,160 Speaker 1: and he makes he wants to peep in the cup. 594 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:32,240 Speaker 1: So everybody's just peeing in doctors, everybody's being in the cup. No, 595 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:35,760 Speaker 1: not my wife. So then so then we go we 596 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,560 Speaker 1: we pee in the cup. In the cup. No, I 597 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:38,920 Speaker 1: didn't be in the cup. Four year old pie's in 598 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,200 Speaker 1: the cup and I put in that little shell if 599 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:44,680 Speaker 1: you know, close the door, and my two year old 600 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,640 Speaker 1: is like, fine, pee in a cup. He PE's in 601 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,040 Speaker 1: the cup and I have to fake like I put 602 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:50,960 Speaker 1: it up there and I have to throw it in 603 00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,600 Speaker 1: the trash before he sees it and throws a fit. 604 00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,280 Speaker 1: And then we go back in the doctor's like, oh, 605 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:57,200 Speaker 1: everything good. And then you ever thought about just telling 606 00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,320 Speaker 1: your kids like, no, it's not your turn to pean 607 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,160 Speaker 1: a cup? And two year old looks at the doctor 608 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,640 Speaker 1: and he says, so, now do I poop on the cup? 609 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:10,640 Speaker 1: I love it? Yeah. The dictor out loud just starts laugh. 610 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,480 Speaker 1: He goes, I don't need you to poop. Question, man, 611 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:18,880 Speaker 1: you need when I'm absolutely hilarious, absolutely hilarious that maybe 612 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:22,600 Speaker 1: the future you can tell a lot more from the 613 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,240 Speaker 1: poop than you can the peace. Yeah, like what you 614 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,360 Speaker 1: ate last night? Can you really you see corn in it? 615 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,040 Speaker 1: What can you tell from the I've seen corn in 616 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,320 Speaker 1: it when I hadn't eaten corn in like months. My kids, 617 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,520 Speaker 1: I guess they don't chew their corn because next day 618 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,600 Speaker 1: there's always corn in the poop. I don't understand why. 619 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,360 Speaker 1: My son, we had pepperoni mushroom pizza. The next day 620 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,200 Speaker 1: there was a whole piece of mushroom in the toilet. 621 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,880 Speaker 1: Why is that the whole day? I'm like, dude, are 622 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,720 Speaker 1: you not chewing your food? Is that what it is? 623 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,280 Speaker 1: They don't chew the corn? Is that why the corn 624 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,840 Speaker 1: is definitely not chewed. No, it wasn't coo the mushroom, 625 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,800 Speaker 1: but I thought the corn would. I mean, it's a 626 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,080 Speaker 1: little small piece of corn would digest. Like you know 627 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,880 Speaker 1: what else I found in my three girls poop a 628 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:02,560 Speaker 1: lego head. Wow, he just threw that in the toilet. No, 629 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,640 Speaker 1: it was actually in the case. It was in the 630 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:09,680 Speaker 1: poop like a fossil oh fiber. Yeah, and then Eddie, 631 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,840 Speaker 1: we are going to be watching Eddie's kid do something crazy. 632 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,760 Speaker 1: Like Eddie's kid. His three year old is gonna be 633 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,360 Speaker 1: a BMX biker. He's gonna be Tony Hawk, He's gonna 634 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,320 Speaker 1: be in the NFL. He's gonna be something. No, No, 635 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,120 Speaker 1: he is three years old. And there one of some 636 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:30,280 Speaker 1: good DNA coach. They're one of these places, right and 637 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:34,480 Speaker 1: watch the play. I'm ten feet away from watch this 638 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:43,080 Speaker 1: through something. What did he launch? Now? He front flip. 639 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,959 Speaker 1: He did a front flip up the tallest little jumping 640 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,520 Speaker 1: thing in the whole place. He's three years old. He 641 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:53,280 Speaker 1: looks like a little a little person because he because 642 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:57,080 Speaker 1: he's doing what a man would normally do. But he's tying. Dude, 643 00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:01,520 Speaker 1: that's insane. He had no fear. He doesn't care. And 644 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,600 Speaker 1: that's what NFL players have to be like. You have 645 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,880 Speaker 1: to you have no care in the world about your body, 646 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,040 Speaker 1: or your safety or your health. And he just walks 647 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,319 Speaker 1: up to this platform, it's the tallest place. Your guy's 648 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,279 Speaker 1: warning him or he was all for it. No, he's 649 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:15,920 Speaker 1: all for it. He saw everyone else do that. A 650 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,680 Speaker 1: flip like that, Coach, I would break my neck and 651 00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:20,600 Speaker 1: I would have done a back flip. I asked Eddie. 652 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,600 Speaker 1: I said, how did how did you teach him to flip? 653 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,040 Speaker 1: He goes, I didn't, he just did it. I don't 654 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:27,520 Speaker 1: teach him anything. Coach. He could catch a baseball with 655 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:31,359 Speaker 1: a glove. I didn't teach him. Crap, he said. He 656 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,040 Speaker 1: he swings the bat. And we went to the real 657 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:37,279 Speaker 1: baseball park, the little league baseball park. He swung the bat. 658 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,359 Speaker 1: I pitched to him. He had the ball pass first 659 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:43,880 Speaker 1: base past first base. That's crazy. But he is like 660 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:50,520 Speaker 1: the size I mean, he's what two ft tall? Or 661 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,359 Speaker 1: he could be all too, because he's really short. He's 662 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,480 Speaker 1: a he's a small person because he's three. He's not short, 663 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:59,799 Speaker 1: he's three, but is he's short for his age? No 664 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,840 Speaker 1: thought he was short. But the fact that he just 665 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:08,080 Speaker 1: watched people do flips. Here's the other thing. Like he 666 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:12,760 Speaker 1: hurts people and he bleeds, they're gonna be blood coming 667 00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,239 Speaker 1: down his nose, blood coming from the side of his head, 668 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,360 Speaker 1: and he didn't care one bit. Like he doesn't say oh, 669 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,400 Speaker 1: he doesn't say hurt, Coach. He's just like, I'm bleeding, 670 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,239 Speaker 1: points to his head. Oh yeah, let me get a 671 00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:27,640 Speaker 1: paper towel clean it off. UFC BMX doc could be 672 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,160 Speaker 1: anything because he doesn't give a crap what happens to 673 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:33,080 Speaker 1: his body. The fact that he can flip, Coach, I 674 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,560 Speaker 1: guarantee you the second I tell him, you could hit 675 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,640 Speaker 1: that guy as hard as you want, and we'll praise 676 00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:40,920 Speaker 1: you for it. He'll be like a badass cool sign 677 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:45,279 Speaker 1: me up. And older brothers too, and he makes them cry. 678 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:49,279 Speaker 1: He's gonna grow up, roop. He makes the older brothers cry. Coach. 679 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,640 Speaker 1: One time I was they were upstairs and I heard 680 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:56,920 Speaker 1: the older boys go, how I go up there? This 681 00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:00,000 Speaker 1: dude's got a baseball bat and he's got all three 682 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:05,520 Speaker 1: him in a corner like he's gonna kill us. He's 683 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,520 Speaker 1: gonna kill us. We're talking about the next D one, 684 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:18,360 Speaker 1: five star recruited Alabamy Alabama coach beat my son, have 685 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,279 Speaker 1: a great day. We gotta go, we gotta go. Hey, 686 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:24,520 Speaker 1: enjoy it, enjoy it stopping that. Hey, guys, have a 687 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,480 Speaker 1: good day. That ends with a yeah, I have a 688 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,880 Speaker 1: good Wednesday. Guys. You know we we are. We're on 689 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:33,640 Speaker 1: what you call vacay vaca. But you know what I mean. 690 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,920 Speaker 1: We're not gonna leave you high and dry. You know 691 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:40,480 Speaker 1: we're gonna let suck you off a little bit. Okay, 692 00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,840 Speaker 1: all the way to end there done? No, no, the 693 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,000 Speaker 1: vampire don't we get it? But no, I shouldn't have 694 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,239 Speaker 1: said that. Dang it message. Are you ready to get 695 00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:54,520 Speaker 1: sucked off? Great Vampire League text? Hey, coach has been 696 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,359 Speaker 1: with you guys since day one. Always keep the gun 697 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,359 Speaker 1: shot in the trucker horn, keep up the good work. 698 00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:02,200 Speaker 1: We're in the studio. Thanks. That's uh from Tony allen Man. 699 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:07,560 Speaker 1: Thanks Tony. Yeah the basketball player. Yeah, it says from 700 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,040 Speaker 1: Memphis