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Speaker 1: tik taks. Guys. Today we are joined by a great friend. Um,

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Speaker 1: let's look at this list of credits. Let's let's go

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Speaker 1: through them. Honey, let's go through the bit. She's an

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Speaker 1: trashy I think. I mean, yeah, it was six but like, yeah,

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00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,240
Speaker 1: I mean those that like those stories of tattoos don't

427
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,359
Speaker 1: surprise me about Long Island. But that story that, that

428
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 1: long story you just told us just is riddled with

429
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:22,200
Speaker 1: like every it's discussed, it's riddled with no, it's not no,

430
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,480
Speaker 1: it's not even that's everything that's wrong and oppressive about

431
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:28,919
Speaker 1: it's just yeah, society, teenage angst at that specific time.

432
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:33,320
Speaker 1: It's and like that story has every example of every

433
00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:35,679
Speaker 1: form of that which I think is linked back to

434
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,720
Speaker 1: American idol. I will also I went to summer camp

435
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:42,400
Speaker 1: also on Long Island, and we American idol is huge.

436
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:43,600
Speaker 1: When I was there and I was in love with

437
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,440
Speaker 1: the British councilor named Ben who was later an extra

438
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,879
Speaker 1: and Sweeney Todd, and I was pretty sure he was

439
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,960
Speaker 1: like maybe a pedophile, like we could probably work it out,

440
00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:54,360
Speaker 1: like really in love, like crazy in love with him,

441
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:57,480
Speaker 1: and uh I was. I wrote a sketch called Counselor

442
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,119
Speaker 1: Idol that we're going to do a council fire at

443
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:00,320
Speaker 1: the end of the week and I was to play

444
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:04,199
Speaker 1: bad and uh, I stole his shirt, like me and

445
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,000
Speaker 1: my counts are like hatched a plan to steal his

446
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,120
Speaker 1: shirt because he was playing shirts of the Skins soccer.

447
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,359
Speaker 1: I'm just like leaving a slime trail behind me, like

448
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 1: so excited. And I wore it and it was great

449
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 1: and then afterwards he said keep it. I just said no, no,

450
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 1: not at all. He's very sweet, um, not a petal,

451
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:25,960
Speaker 1: which was like a bummer at the time, but I

452
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 1: guess now I'm like cool. Um. But my counselor who

453
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 1: helped me steal it, was like, I don't think it's appropriate.

454
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 1: I think you should give it back. And I found

455
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:43,399
Speaker 1: a hair in the shirt and it's still in a

456
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:49,760
Speaker 1: plastic um um container in my house. Wow, that's very

457
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 1: good work. So American idol is a part of teenage

458
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:57,679
Speaker 1: genitals everywhere. But I do I do think it's along

459
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:00,639
Speaker 1: the same path of like you, why do you do

460
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 1: inside these things because you're told that that's what's fine

461
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,879
Speaker 1: to do. So like with common culture, and like the

462
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,679
Speaker 1: way we all tear each other down, like and like

463
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,920
Speaker 1: with the way we talked about each other, like it's

464
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 1: only because like on a on a big macro scale,

465
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 1: we're shown that it's fine as long as the people

466
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:18,119
Speaker 1: do actually suck you should you can you're able to

467
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 1: say they're bad, which sucks. I guess Wow, that's I mean.

468
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 1: Remember um, like William Hung. We were just talking about

469
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:32,199
Speaker 1: William off the record before you came here. We were

470
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 1: just talking about how it was like like I've dressed

471
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 1: up as William Hung, like my sophomore year homecoming like celebrity.

472
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,920
Speaker 1: Like there's a celebrity day where people just dressed well

473
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,680
Speaker 1: you want homecoming king, didn't you That was the same

474
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:50,479
Speaker 1: year when homeoming you give a little no no, no no,

475
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 1: no um, that was not the year no um. But

476
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 1: they remember that the next year when it came to

477
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 1: about two years later, I did. I did win homecoming.

478
00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:00,080
Speaker 1: I had one homecoming lord, which is the fresh in

479
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 1: royalty homecoming Lord. Our entire core was I was as

480
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 1: freshmen were Lord and lady. Sophomores were duke and duchess.

481
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 1: Then juniors were printed princess kin. They were both just

482
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,080
Speaker 1: I did win prom king in my high school, and

483
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 1: I wanted it so bad. Both of you. I hate

484
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 1: I what is this? I hated because I thought, no

485
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 1: longer relate to either of you. Well know, can you

486
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: relate to this? Because I thought I was convinced that

487
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:32,680
Speaker 1: my homecoming king win was a total joke. It was like, oh,

488
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 1: like this is I was a joke candidate, and like

489
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,919
Speaker 1: people just like even still even even still in like

490
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 1: sixty sure it was a joke. I don't think so.

491
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:43,440
Speaker 1: And I think that they voted for you. Then again,

492
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what your high school experience was like.

493
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,399
Speaker 1: But you don't want to guess there. I mean you

494
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:51,440
Speaker 1: were there. Everyone's both of you. I want I want

495
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 1: to guess at you gaslight And I said, I want

496
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 1: to guess at you. People have been using the term

497
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 1: gaslight you an Ton, Yeah, because it's it's it's been

498
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 1: twenty four year old man named Brian just learned what

499
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:14,640
Speaker 1: it means. It's rule rule number. We haven't we haven't

500
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 1: named any rules yet this episode Rule number sixty seven

501
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 1: Gas Culture. Yeah. Um, I just wanted to tag onto,

502
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,880
Speaker 1: uh the idea of like it being sad that we

503
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 1: criticize people. I think a part of that is you

504
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,880
Speaker 1: got to look at it from the other side too,

505
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,199
Speaker 1: because like I think it's not just about criticizing, but

506
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 1: like our this like new emerging need that we have

507
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 1: in our generation, especially to be evaluated and to be

508
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,560
Speaker 1: constantly like sized up and told whether or not we're

509
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: doing well. And like we'd rather hear that we're not

510
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 1: doing well than like I don't know if that's true,

511
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 1: but like I think like we need to be monitored

512
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: and viewed and like seen individually. Uh So I think

513
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 1: it's Yeah, it's like definitely the like John ronson side

514
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: of it of like shaming people that yeah, yeah, I

515
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:10,360
Speaker 1: mean it ignores a lot of like issues of racism

516
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:13,679
Speaker 1: and stuff. Um, but yeah, it's still like that concept

517
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 1: is really interesting. So it's not just that, it's like

518
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 1: also that we need to be seen. Yeah, I think

519
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 1: that came out came about too, and I think that's

520
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:24,199
Speaker 1: so interesting what you said, and I totally agree. And

521
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,640
Speaker 1: I think it also came about like as we were

522
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 1: able to get more things, like like when you were

523
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 1: able to just get whatever music you want, like the

524
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 1: fact that we can just play any song we want

525
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 1: to listen to right now, like like you can get

526
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 1: anything like tangible. So then it becomes like, well, what

527
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,400
Speaker 1: are the intangible things that we can't get? I want

528
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 1: those now I have everything else, So it becomes this

529
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 1: thing of like what do you think about me? Like

530
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:52,679
Speaker 1: everyone's just very self centered and so this is like

531
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:55,880
Speaker 1: a very kind of heavy thing. But like I agree

532
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 1: that it's just moving forward from like all these tangible

533
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 1: things that were satisfied on now because we're so kind

534
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 1: of saturated with all of it now we're like, what

535
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:07,399
Speaker 1: else can I get that I need? I need affirmation,

536
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,879
Speaker 1: I need love, I need respect, I need this. So

537
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 1: I need to get it from you at whatever means

538
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: necessarily doesn't mean it doesn't matter if I'm humiliated in

539
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 1: the process. Exactly. We'll hang out with you if you

540
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 1: suck our dicks. That's what it is. So sad. Wow,

541
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 1: that's really tranject. I bet you guys had great dicks,

542
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: though I've always had a large dick. I can't speak.

543
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I do. You know. Look, there's

544
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 1: this need in society to like, um, always like talk

545
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 1: about your dick size and have that be evaluated and

546
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 1: judged and commented on. And I think it needs to stop.

547
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: Well how far away with me? How far away from

548
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: like America's biggest dick? Are we? Not very far? I

549
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: think like who has it? Does Guinness track that? I mean,

550
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 1: I feel like Guinness has to be pretty pretty because

551
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: because their whole market is like allergic to outside. I

552
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: used to get the Guinness Book of World Records every same.

553
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 1: I got that for my brother this year. I hate

554
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 1: me liked it and it was thirty It is expensive,

555
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: it's big to it. I have hated the Guinness Booker

556
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 1: World Records ever since they showed the man with the

557
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 1: longest fingernails and oh my god, that was a classic,

558
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: no fucking way this book suck. Those finger nails were insane.

559
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: That was a rude thing they did to us. It

560
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 1: was very rares. So guys just talking, we've not talked

561
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 1: about American idol a little bit, and we're talking about

562
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 1: a little bit. This is we've talked about America for sure,

563
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 1: we sure have when I think, but I think we've

564
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 1: talked about American idols much as we possibly can. We

565
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 1: haven't even said the words like carry underwood, but like

566
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 1: who needs it? So we get what it is. So

567
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 1: like some people are sure have surely gone on to success.

568
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 1: Most people haven't. Like it pretty much sucks, but it

569
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 1: is the end of a big era. Now I ask you, guys,

570
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: what era do you wish would end next? What is

571
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 1: going on right now in the landscape, in the culture

572
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: that you're like, fuck skateboards. I almost got hit by

573
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: a guy just before who was on a skateboard going

574
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,479
Speaker 1: the wrong way down a one way street when I

575
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: had the light and he almost hit she. And he

576
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: was like a male blond, which I take issue with,

577
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: and he like fell off his board. He looked back

578
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 1: and then like stumbled off his board. I was like,

579
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 1: you're not a victim here, You're not also a victim

580
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 1: after the facts right right? And I went, how long

581
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: have skateboards been? A too long? Too long? Too long?

582
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: Six the sixties it was surfer culture, yeah, those little

583
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 1: short plastic ones. That was like apparently what they were

584
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: like back then. I don't try to cover board culture now.

585
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: I thought he was on a hoverboard at first. I

586
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 1: was so confused. I don't know, there's always going to

587
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 1: be a sucking board for people to be get off aboard.

588
00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 1: My little cousin who's like gonna grow marijuana basic, he's

589
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 1: just waiting for legalized. He's like in the school for

590
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 1: not bought any whatever. It's called agriculture. Um. And he

591
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 1: when he was like fifteen, I was like, do you

592
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 1: know what you want to do? And he said, um,

593
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: like for a job like after school. He said, I

594
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: said what do you want to go to school for?

595
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: And he said like longboarding. I was like, that is

596
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: barely a form of transportation, much less a career. Could

597
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: any of you ever do it? Though? Because my other

598
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 1: cousin had a skateboard and it didn't work out for me,

599
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 1: that that was like a big like huge, that was

600
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: a huge thing that made me feel insecure about being

601
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 1: a boy. Oh, I have to tell you one time,

602
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 1: every year my cousin would have like these skateboard birthday parties.

603
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 1: And my cousin had had they had a lot of

604
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: money and they were able to make a half pipe.

605
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 1: My cousin owned a half pipe. What and such A

606
00:31:56,040 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 1: giggled into his fists. It's a giggle just started building

607
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: in a half pipe. Just can't see this, But let

608
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: me tell you, I never felt worse or more or

609
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 1: less included than like at those birthday parties where it

610
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: was like, oh of us, I can do this, like

611
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: like fringe athletic thing like everyone else. Wait, I'm so

612
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 1: sorry to I want to hear. But um, this guy

613
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 1: in my first grade class, Matt Barnathon, who we all

614
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 1: wanted to kiss. Uh um. He I was forced by

615
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: his mom in first grade to invite his whole class

616
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 1: to his laser tag birthday party. And he was so

617
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 1: mad about it. And he told us that and he

618
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: put all the kids he didn't like, which is mostly girls,

619
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 1: on one team, and then all of his friends on

620
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 1: the other, and they just like shot us for an hour.

621
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 1: And you guys were like, oh, I was like Mezza,

622
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 1: I was like, I love that the team. It was

623
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: what do you think? But I don't know. You could

624
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: have been like a cool timboy girl? Are you fucking

625
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 1: kidding me? What were you like? In elementary school, quiet smart, um, weird,

626
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: I like to giggle, makes sense. Hot a ship was

627
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 1: like get out of get out, you get out. I'm

628
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 1: not old than I'm Yeah, I don't get what you

629
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 1: like an elementary school boing. But here's the thing before

630
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 1: I answer that, I don't think I don't understand the

631
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: concept of their being hot kids, Like we'll look like

632
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 1: I I moved to the US as a fourth grader

633
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 1: and then like there was just this thing that wasn't

634
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 1: that didn't exist in Canada or maybe even in the

635
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,959
Speaker 1: third grade, where it was like, oh, like things are

636
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 1: starting to stratify a bit, like these are the cool

637
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 1: kids and these are like the lame ones. But I

638
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 1: was like, but wait, aren't we all like all of

639
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 1: us like are fucking idiots? Like there's no like there's

640
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 1: like what are the markers of status? You probably knew

641
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: that because you're very smart, and like, I think it's

642
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 1: that hive mind thing that happens, which is the second

643
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 1: year old enough to be sexually aware. You can look

644
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 1: around and see what's desirable and what's not assirable in

645
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 1: the moment, and you do make calls and hierarchical decisions

646
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 1: getting made based on that ship. I just want to

647
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,959
Speaker 1: say that I went into the fourth grade like hot,

648
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 1: hot as fun but I like, I went into fourth

649
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 1: the fourth grade being like, Okay, I'm just gonna be

650
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 1: really smart and try to be funny because you have

651
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 1: to choose the qualities that you're going to have. It's

652
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 1: so dumb, and so I would like fucking. There was

653
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: this girl, Laura Henderson, who she sounds really complex. She

654
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:30,399
Speaker 1: was she was no, she was Australian, pasty, fucking Australian

655
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 1: girl who was like the not hot, well she was pretty,

656
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,880
Speaker 1: but she was like the overachieving girl in class, and

657
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 1: like you could tell that everyone in the class was

658
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: like a little intimidated by her, and they were like,

659
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 1: we need someone to like strike her down. And so

660
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,799
Speaker 1: I came in and I was the first person to

661
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 1: beat her at spelling be Oh my god. That was

662
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: such a thing too. That was such a watershed moment

663
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 1: in the in the politics of that class where it

664
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, someone's someone's defeated. Lord st

665
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 1: No for me, no, for like that was like that

666
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,799
Speaker 1: was like a power thing for me. They were like wow, Bowen, Oh, oh,

667
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 1: Bowen is good because he's and that was moved from

668
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: a different school from Canada, from a different country, and

669
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: so I had a similar experience when I moved schools

670
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 1: because I think maybe some schools just do things at

671
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,319
Speaker 1: a different rate, like in terms of what you learn,

672
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 1: or because I moved to a new school and then

673
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I was the smartest kid in

674
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 1: class and they were like, you're the smartest person. And

675
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,360
Speaker 1: it was just so weird. And it was based on

676
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 1: the spelling, because the spelling that's like the big like

677
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: that's the big like singer swim moment. Yeah. I just

678
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,800
Speaker 1: think it's like when a new kind of intelligence or

679
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 1: a new kind of aesthetic comes in, like everyone's gonna

680
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 1: be like, oh, what's this? Because I remember when I

681
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 1: was in third grade of fourth grade, I had we

682
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,359
Speaker 1: had a new kid moved into the class, and he

683
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 1: was like a totally average looking kid. But then all

684
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 1: the girls, I think because they were like their their

685
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:55,280
Speaker 1: sexual button it just gotten pushed. They were like, oh

686
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 1: I want to fuck justin like that's what they were

687
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 1: all saying. Was like, and I was like, those kids dumb,

688
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: those kids are here, the kids, these kids are dump

689
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: started dump. But he was and I was like really

690
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 1: upset because again I had chosen my two qualities and

691
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 1: they were like cute and smart. That's so funny. And

692
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 1: then the hot, the hot fourth Greers ended up growing

693
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,839
Speaker 1: up into being horrible. Well, no, they grew up into

694
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 1: also being hot high schoolers. I was like, oh, then

695
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 1: I guess you can back then I can tell, but

696
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 1: everyone else could and I was like, wait, what do

697
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,280
Speaker 1: you guys thinking that I'm not Anyway, Well, it's funny

698
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 1: because from elementary school to high school, yeah, the hot

699
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 1: kids stayed hot, but then after high school, by god,

700
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 1: did they take a dive. Yeah, but there's always the

701
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: ones who don't, and then that's a bummer. Or they do,

702
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,959
Speaker 1: and then they get married and their wives take their names,

703
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 1: which like, if I were guy, I would like come buckets.

704
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 1: If she did that, that's like incredible. And then they

705
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 1: like buy a house and the house looks incredible, and

706
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,439
Speaker 1: they have a baby girl and then they just put

707
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 1: the giantest flower headband on her head and it's bigger

708
00:36:56,960 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 1: than her body. And then like they have a dog

709
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:03,280
Speaker 1: named Bent lean's like a cockapoo, and you're like, fuck,

710
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 1: they're still winning. They're still winning, Like okay, fine, you

711
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 1: stop playing football, you started baulding, you put on weight,

712
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 1: you still have a wife who has your literal name.

713
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 1: That's incredible. I know. It's just different the way we

714
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: look at things too, in the way like that they

715
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: like people that remained with traditional lives look at things

716
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 1: like and then sometimes I think to myself, like, maybe

717
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 1: we're the funked up ones because we want all these

718
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: complicated things and want to have all these complicated ideas

719
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 1: about like what to do and what they're not doing.

720
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 1: Then I'm like, no, everyone's oppressed, never mind, Yeah, but

721
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 1: are just are those are those like are the people

722
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 1: who are still winning? Like I don't know if they're

723
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: even oppressed anymore. They I feel like they've been in

724
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: Laighten because that's not a part of what they're thinking about.

725
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: Like you're you're never gonna know that you're oppressed if

726
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 1: you don't know what that means. Like that's like why

727
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 1: women in the fifties and sixties didn't work because they

728
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 1: didn't know they could, like and if they once they

729
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: found out, it was like almost too late because it

730
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 1: was too late to compete with everyone who had educations

731
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 1: in those things and stuff like that. That's what the

732
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 1: whole funked up like wound in society is is the

733
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,720
Speaker 1: fact that like, we lied to everyone about the American Dream.

734
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: I sound like so insane, but this is true. I think, um,

735
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 1: we lied to everyone about the American Dream and everyone

736
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: bought it and it wasn't fair. Two people bought it

737
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 1: lock Stock and Barrel. But the thing is, like, I

738
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 1: don't know. I went to a wedding with a friend

739
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 1: of mine as a favor because she didn't know anyone.

740
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,359
Speaker 1: But it was a close friend and it was on

741
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 1: Long Island. Yea, thank you, um. And it was literally

742
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 1: everyone that I wouldn't have um ever talked to in

743
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: high school. Not my actual high school. It was all

744
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 1: of the friends from when they worked at path Mark

745
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:48,399
Speaker 1: as teenagers. And they got ship faced and we're like

746
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: grinding on me on the dance floor and I was

747
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 1: like oh no no, no, absolutely not no, no no no,

748
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,959
Speaker 1: and this guy like shoved me into the dance floor.

749
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, no no. And then we

750
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 1: had to take the shuttle back with everyone and they

751
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 1: were like, oh, table four shut the I was like,

752
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 1: oh my god, we're on a bush and yeah, and

753
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 1: table six. This guy said like, oh see, Apaul did

754
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: he went up to the barto at the end of

755
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:15,839
Speaker 1: the night he was rereleaving, and he said, hey, how

756
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 1: much And then they all laughed and I was like, oh,

757
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 1: you all have wives who took your last names, and

758
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: you're happier than me. Because the thing is, like in

759
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 1: high school, I would have said, like, you know what,

760
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 1: I'm going to be so much better than you, like

761
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 1: you're just gonna be unhappy after graduation. But the thing is,

762
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 1: like I had a panic attack next to a bird

763
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:36,280
Speaker 1: wing last night, and like like listening to the comedy

764
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: Bang Bang like theme song, um, so it's like, you know,

765
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 1: and he's got azalea bushes that look fucking right, so like, yeah,

766
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 1: you know those you know, those homes are prisons. No,

767
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 1: they're not. What if they're happier, They are happier. Have

768
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 1: you seen American beery? Yeah, there are roses. Well, I

769
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 1: will say I was actually pretty grateful in high school

770
00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 1: because I did have like a nice group of friends

771
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: that that knew that everything was bullshit, so that was

772
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 1: kind of nice. And I think that they've like we've

773
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 1: all really kind of remained like sort of sort of cool.

774
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 1: But the thing is like I wonder like if I

775
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 1: had really fallen into a like a group of people

776
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: in high school that took themselves very seriously, if like

777
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: it really happens that early, like if people just like

778
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:24,320
Speaker 1: if people make decisions, big decisions as early as high school.

779
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,320
Speaker 1: I think they did, because I feel like I'm behind.

780
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,800
Speaker 1: I feel like I slowly forgot to become an adult.

781
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 1: And like, I guess part of it is I'm like

782
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 1: working at like a more like a company now, like

783
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 1: a corporate that like they are functional, but you'll pick

784
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 1: that up very quick. But it's like I just feel

785
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 1: like I'm such an unwashed, like street brat, and I

786
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,359
Speaker 1: like have no idea. No, I'm not worried about you.

787
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 1: You know, it's interesting that we're like talking about our

788
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: upbringing a lot because I think it is very connected

789
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 1: to American Idol because it was like it started when

790
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 1: we were pretty young at a very critical point. It's

791
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 1: like a it's like a shelter dog that lives eighteen years. Well,

792
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 1: I have to say I would try. I would tune

793
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,919
Speaker 1: in occasionally to it this season, like really occasionally while

794
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 1: I was on the road with the show, I was

795
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 1: I was doing I watched the episode that was um

796
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 1: they had. Kelly Clarkson returned to the show as a judge,

797
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 1: of course, and she performed at the end of the show.

798
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 1: She performed this like super emotional song that she wrote

799
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 1: about being abandoned by her father and how she didn't

800
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 1: trust men until she was much older and now she's

801
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 1: married to a man that respects her and they have

802
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: children together and she knows that. So it's actually beautifully,

803
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 1: really powerfully performed song that happened on American Idol, And

804
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 1: I found myself watching it like and I was like,

805
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 1: I just rose off my chair because I was like, Wow,

806
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 1: this show actually did create something for me, which was

807
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:47,359
Speaker 1: like I did. Look, I did really idolize her at

808
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 1: that when she when she won that show. Remember being

809
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 1: in sixth grade and like like maybe going into seventh

810
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: grade and then feeling really stressed because I just realized

811
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 1: I was gay like a couple of years ago. And

812
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 1: what I liked about her, which is totally something I bought,

813
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: I understand, but I still like, I think it's um

814
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 1: valuable is that she was very herself. Is that she

815
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 1: had like a weird sense of humor and she was

816
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 1: like down to earth and very talented, and everyone fell

817
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,240
Speaker 1: in love with her. And so I said to myself

818
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 1: in my in my mind, like wow, like if you

819
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:23,320
Speaker 1: be yourself, maybe people will like you. And then I would,

820
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 1: And then that actually was a positive thing that I

821
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,319
Speaker 1: carried with me. Wait, you know when you just said that,

822
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 1: you know what I just realized I used. The way

823
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 1: I used American idol was after season two when Clay

824
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: and Alma was runner up and he came out with

825
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,840
Speaker 1: his album Measure of a Man. My sister and I

826
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 1: would listen to it in the car and I would

827
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 1: use American idol as the way to mask my, uh

828
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,839
Speaker 1: like my closeted status. I was like, oh, well, this

829
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:53,359
Speaker 1: is a popular thing that I can latch onto and

830
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 1: people don't have to get that suspicious because it's like popular.

831
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:01,240
Speaker 1: Everyone likes it, like it's it's definitely get it's so gay,

832
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: but like at least you can hide behind the mask

833
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 1: of it being this thing that everyone can be on

834
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 1: board with. And so I was like, great, this is

835
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 1: like something I can I can take cover behind for

836
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:13,439
Speaker 1: like at least a year. It was really like cla

837
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 1: and know well, it was the birth of metro sexual.

838
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 1: It was because we had to justify what the funk

839
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 1: Ryan Seacrest was. I was like, forget that he's involved

840
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,919
Speaker 1: with that show. Oh he has been since. Oh no,

841
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 1: I like forget that that's why he came out of

842
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:34,920
Speaker 1: the sea. Yeah. Right. Literally, them trying to like masculinize

843
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: men that seemed like pretty gay or gay at all,

844
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 1: was like, well, they're metro sexual. It just means that

845
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:44,240
Speaker 1: they're concerned with their appearance and habits. But they're straight.

846
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: They love women, like, please don't believe that. They remember

847
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,839
Speaker 1: how they remember how during clayag and season they tried

848
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:53,280
Speaker 1: to like spin some bullshit narrative about him and kimberly

849
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 1: Lock know him and Karmen was her name, and she

850
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 1: was like this like really kind of an average like singer.

851
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:05,919
Speaker 1: But they did they try to push the romance between

852
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 1: kimberly Lock and someone else. Yeah, they did. They constantly

853
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:10,879
Speaker 1: tried to be like, oh, there's something going on with

854
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 1: Clay and a woman, and you were just like watching

855
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 1: it and there's no way. What's crazy is how many

856
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 1: American alcateestents have come out since the show. It's like

857
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:23,280
Speaker 1: don like in the first season, like there was five

858
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: men in the top five, and four of them were gay.

859
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,840
Speaker 1: Everyone but Justin Guarini with the with the first is

860
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:37,359
Speaker 1: not gay. He's not gay. He's got just Sanjaia sa gay. Well,

861
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,320
Speaker 1: he wasn't the one I was thinking about, like Clay

862
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,479
Speaker 1: has been coming out as gay. I mean it's were

863
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:47,760
Speaker 1: killed that senator. That's true. That is a funny story.

864
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,920
Speaker 1: I love the claic. We live in a world now,

865
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 1: like it's been long enough. The claic and came to

866
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 1: us that he like was denying murder allogations during a

867
00:44:56,680 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: political campaign, right right right, like there's nothing rash turned out. Okay,

868
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 1: it'll be Clayake and writing for senator denying murder allegations,

869
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:16,879
Speaker 1: and you live in a shock. I love it. Oh man,

870
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 1: that is so funny. But he definitely didn't get a

871
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 1: seat in Congress right now, that didn't. I think it

872
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:24,879
Speaker 1: was they were in the same party, but I don't

873
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 1: know that because one of them is an incumbent. I

874
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 1: think I don't know. I might have been happy. I remember,

875
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: I think it was post the election. The person that

876
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: won it was. It was the like it was like

877
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 1: the seat elect I don't remember. I thought it was before.

878
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 1: I thought it was before the election. That's why that

879
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,319
Speaker 1: could couldn't be true. I know that he did not

880
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:46,840
Speaker 1: rightfully win a seat, but also, um, weird that even

881
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: and I think it was like two thousand eight, like

882
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,879
Speaker 1: when Adam Lambert was on the show, they weren't saying

883
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: he couldn't have been more gay? What a weird? It

884
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: was so recent that the whole country was like what gay?

885
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,799
Speaker 1: Like our are you fucking kidding me? And now like

886
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 1: Neil Patrick Harrison is gorgeous. Family are like posing as

887
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 1: the Joker and Robin and Batman like in People magazine

888
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:10,319
Speaker 1: and no one that's a fucking eye. Last yea, that

889
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: is funny because so rapidly and that actually gets me

890
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 1: like hot and bothered. I said this on Facebook once,

891
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 1: but like when when people post that that clip of

892
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,879
Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton saying I don't believe in gay marriage, Yeah,

893
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 1: fucking everyone else was saying that too until three minutes ago,

894
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 1: so shut up. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's what. I just

895
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 1: don't like it, like we like we pretend like we've

896
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 1: always been cool with gay people, and like that stuff

897
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 1: that we said didn't matter. I remember like sitting on

898
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 1: the couch with my mom in high school, like my

899
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: mom and my sister would be in the room and

900
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 1: we turn on Gray's Anatomy, and like Kellie and Arizona

901
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,239
Speaker 1: would kiss and they would freak out like we were

902
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 1: watching the Twin Towers come down. I was like, and

903
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 1: they would not We needed to turn the channel. I

904
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 1: was like, this is crazy, and I was like, don't

905
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,359
Speaker 1: melt steal games. They can't if they don't burn hot enough.

906
00:46:56,400 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 1: But almost you guys have a conspiracy theory. We're gradsing

907
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Speaker 1: out of me lesbian truth Melton my steel beam if

908
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 1: you know it. Oh, I just couldn't. I wish it

909
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 1: were an inside job. Sorry, nice, I couldn't believe. Like

910
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:18,759
Speaker 1: it's been about a month and a half. Okay, that's

911
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 1: that's good. Storre than Wait, what do you mean since sex? Yeah,

912
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 1: I made out with that's when did you make out?

913
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 1: You can do? I know him? You told me already. Yeah,

914
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 1: sat on Sunday, Okay, because I love when people make

915
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 1: up people that I know. I love making up people.

916
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 1: Forget about making this love making. You can just make

917
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 1: out with someone. It's great. Ess. Actually one of my

918
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: one of my favorite things to do. This is a

919
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 1: funny story. Well we'll talk about this later. It's a

920
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: really funny story. Well, oh yeah, it's like I'm like

921
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: the most mentally fragile I've ever been, and like with

922
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 1: the thought of like having a podcast come back to

923
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 1: bite me in the ass is just not something I

924
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:09,760
Speaker 1: need to be married that happens to me. Um. So, guys,

925
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 1: speaking of being married, let's talk about someone who's been

926
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 1: married several times and it's involved with American idol um

927
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:19,319
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer Lopez. So wait, by the way, what

928
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,320
Speaker 1: did we decide on that we want? Oh, skateboarding, we

929
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 1: want that area. And for me, I want wedding like

930
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: the current wedding culture now, oh yes, I don't have

931
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: to talk about that. It's weird. Just have a party. No,

932
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: I agree with you that the whole the whole era

933
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 1: of like we're having a wedding, it needs to end.

934
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: I literally just want the city the city Hall thing

935
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:43,279
Speaker 1: for new It's after all this fucking nonsense oft of

936
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 1: modernity in wedding culture, Like, it's just no, it makes

937
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:51,400
Speaker 1: no sense. Yeah, I agree with both of you. Guys.

938
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 1: What air, what air needs to go for you know

939
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 1: what air needs to go for me? I'm going to say,

940
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 1: you know, what. I'm gonna keep thinking about it, um,

941
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 1: because I just don't know, right um. But I do

942
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 1: know about this next topic. This next topic is we

943
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 1: talked about American idol. Let's talk about the queen of

944
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 1: it right now, Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer, what's your favorite Jennifer

945
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,800
Speaker 1: Lopez Era? All right, I'll start And this is a

946
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 1: very unconventionally answer. Okay, go ahead. Her last album promotion cycle,

947
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 1: when she was promoting what was it called The on

948
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 1: the Floor? Is it called love question mark? No? No, no,

949
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 1: it's the K That's what it was. Only we know

950
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 1: the titles of her albums US and Her, US and Her,

951
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 1: And she came up with a song called I Love You,

952
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 1: I Love your Poppy, I love You. But the song

953
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:53,760
Speaker 1: is really good and the video is really cute and funny.

954
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 1: I like the video to videos, like really. It's like

955
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 1: she's with her friends and they're talking to this like

956
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 1: music video producer. They're writing a dreaming for the music video,

957
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 1: and they're like, what if j Lo like like falls

958
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,280
Speaker 1: and hits her head and like has a dream about

959
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: a boy like and her and all our friends are like,

960
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 1: excuse me, we can't do that they're like, I don't

961
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 1: think so she needs to be fierce. It's really good.

962
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:17,840
Speaker 1: It's really good. And then the video so you like

963
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 1: like j Lo dripping swag ou well, she because she

964
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 1: didn't give a fuck. She was like, you know what, like,

965
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna be like seen as like a Beyonce anymore.

966
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 1: Like I think for a while she was trying to

967
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 1: be like before Beyonce became Beyonce, she was trying to

968
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 1: be that figure, like that untouchable like I mean, she's

969
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 1: physically flawless, but like that physical like pillar of perfection. Like,

970
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 1: but then like I think that the last album cycle,

971
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,399
Speaker 1: she was just like, you know what, I'm just gonna

972
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:46,360
Speaker 1: have fun. I will say that my favorite j Lo

973
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 1: is romantic comedy j Love. Just watch Made in Manhattan.

974
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: What holds Up? No, it does not. It's the most

975
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:00,760
Speaker 1: bat shit crazy thing I've ever seen. It. Definitely crazy.

976
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:06,440
Speaker 1: But isn't she charming. She takes a woman's clothes and

977
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 1: wears them, and her son's like, go go go get

978
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 1: fucked moms, and he's like, mom, you have to go

979
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 1: get fused. And then all of her friends are just

980
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 1: there and they're like, you gotta get fused and then

981
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 1: he comes in and they're all like he's white, and

982
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: then everyone's like your hispanic and then they like go

983
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 1: for a walk and she's just wearing someone else's clothes

984
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 1: and it's like his wife or something he's wearing. It's insane.

985
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 1: It is the most it feels like it, you know,

986
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 1: like art created by serial killers. Like it felt like, oh,

987
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 1: this is creative by a death throw in me. That

988
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 1: is like fried meat loaf. That is not my favorite one.

989
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 1: Can I tell you what my favorite one is? My

990
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:47,400
Speaker 1: favorite Dre Little roum Come is Wedding Planner because it

991
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 1: has this moment at the end. Okay, wedding Planter is

992
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 1: with it's with her and Matthew McConaughey and Matthew McConaughey

993
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,320
Speaker 1: is getting married and she's the wedding planner and during

994
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 1: the preparations for the wedding they fall in love. So

995
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 1: basically like there's nightmare, what a night There's nothing worse

996
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,439
Speaker 1: than this. Did she give them their deposit back? I mean,

997
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 1: so well, let me get there. So basically, like I

998
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 1: guess to the point later on where oh this is

999
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,920
Speaker 1: so funny, this is a great look. Communicant gym. So

1000
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 1: they're in the car riding back from seeing the venue

1001
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:20,799
Speaker 1: and and the white the wife was like so thin

1002
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 1: and so blonde, like so severe, and I think she

1003
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 1: definitely is like Pete Sampras's wife and that actress. She's

1004
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 1: like that. She's like a sweetheart. Um, we don't have

1005
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 1: a song, and we need to pick a song right now,

1006
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:34,799
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna flick through the wedding song CD and

1007
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 1: you tell You're like and earlier in the movie, um

1008
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 1: J Loo is having a talk with her like friends

1009
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 1: about how she can tell how long a marriage is

1010
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 1: gonna last, and she goes, I always know a marriage

1011
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:46,880
Speaker 1: is doom. When they picked the wedding song and they

1012
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 1: choose I Honestly Love You by Olivia Newton John and

1013
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 1: they're flicking, flicking through and and the woman goes like, no,

1014
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 1: not this song, not this song, not the song, And

1015
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 1: then I Honestly Love You by Olivia Newton John comes

1016
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 1: on and she goes, Olivia Newton John, I love this song.

1017
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:07,800
Speaker 1: And Matthew McConnelly is like, I like it too, and

1018
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:11,160
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez is like, I think it's perfect. And that's

1019
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 1: how you know that she's gonna win. But then there's

1020
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:14,759
Speaker 1: a crushing moment where it looks like it's not going

1021
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 1: to work out, and j Lo is like packing up

1022
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:20,240
Speaker 1: her ship to leave the venue and this song is playing,

1023
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 1: and this is the words of the song, how can

1024
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:33,440
Speaker 1: I plan on forever when I plan on you? So

1025
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 1: it's like works because she's a wedding plan, plan, plan plan,

1026
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 1: I plan to plan in wedding. Well, it's the worst

1027
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:57,640
Speaker 1: and it's the best. And then do you ever see

1028
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:01,359
Speaker 1: a monster in law? No? Well, in the end after yeah,

1029
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:03,880
Speaker 1: Jane Fonda in her And at the end when j

1030
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 1: Loo gives a speech that says like she gives her

1031
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 1: final speech to Jane Fonda and want to sex. One

1032
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:12,439
Speaker 1: of the Sikes goes man, that girl can give a

1033
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 1: good little speech, Oh my god, poor one wander s

1034
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:24,840
Speaker 1: give a little speech, oh my god. And then Wanda

1035
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:28,319
Speaker 1: will come in and compliment the person, and then that's

1036
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 1: a wrap on Wanda. Honestly, it was like that. She

1037
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 1: plays like Jane Pond is best friend, which like sure,

1038
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 1: no never, but also she is like her employee. People

1039
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:45,359
Speaker 1: who wear leotards are always racist, j Lo era your

1040
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 1: favorite Anna dressin it's a good question. I love Selena.

1041
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,799
Speaker 1: I mean, I love truly good word. I love her

1042
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:54,319
Speaker 1: natural nose. I thought it was really cute. I like

1043
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 1: knowing that she's like a girl from the block, you know,

1044
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:00,799
Speaker 1: Like I like knowing that she's like the pretty girl

1045
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 1: in high school who's like famous, and now she just

1046
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 1: looks like she you know, came out of the c

1047
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:11,160
Speaker 1: phone again. Um, but I like I like that. Um My, grandma,

1048
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 1: we watched the was it the v m as when

1049
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 1: she wore the dress or the MTV? I think it

1050
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 1: was the Grammys, the Grammys for first acci Dress. Yeah.

1051
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:24,319
Speaker 1: Um My grandma lost her mind because Ellen Dejenneres was

1052
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:27,640
Speaker 1: doing the Red carpet interviews and she was gay and

1053
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 1: she kept yelling you're gay, you're gay, and you're gay

1054
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 1: and disgusting and you're gay. And then Jennifer Lopez came

1055
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,360
Speaker 1: out and she kept saying, pig, you're a pig. And

1056
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 1: then Ellen interviewed j Lo and she was like, pig gay, gay,

1057
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 1: pig gay. Um. I say that's my favorite because I

1058
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 1: love David Dukovany and I love when he's like, I'm

1059
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 1: horny cool. Did I would tell you, Oh my god,

1060
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 1: this is so funny. I was at dojo, which is

1061
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 1: like now right now, are from where we are right now. Um,

1062
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:04,040
Speaker 1: when it was old dojo and we were there and

1063
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:07,319
Speaker 1: I was like waiting around with my friend Lauren from

1064
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:11,359
Speaker 1: my school, and we were watching like David Dukovany sat

1065
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 1: there with his kids, and he was so upset. And

1066
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:17,360
Speaker 1: then tayley On he walks in and they said no

1067
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:19,359
Speaker 1: words to each other, and like he left and they

1068
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 1: did like a child handoff, and I said later to

1069
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:25,759
Speaker 1: my expense, um, and yeah, David Dukovany looked miserable the

1070
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:28,879
Speaker 1: whole time. Mike goes, well, that's because he probably wanted

1071
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 1: to fund his food all night. Is such an insane

1072
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 1: sex attict, right, he's such a I do think he's hot.

1073
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:47,439
Speaker 1: I would make sure you watch Californication. There's some good

1074
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 1: like uh uh, you know, celebrity skin type websites that

1075
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:54,880
Speaker 1: will give you just what you need to see. Yeah,

1076
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:57,880
Speaker 1: I'll get you know what. I'm gonna buy some rubber sheets,

1077
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 1: a couple of tarps, playing on the tarps, so I'm

1078
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:12,240
Speaker 1: just gonna let it get She gushes. Goosh um cool, Jennifer.

1079
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 1: I feel like she's so incredibly beautiful right now, like

1080
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,480
Speaker 1: her hair and her makeup her and boy next door

1081
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 1: was like, oh you in theaters? Yeah? Um, but yeah.

1082
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 1: She just looks incredible in every scene, which is distracting

1083
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 1: because she's supposed to be like I'm going through a divorce.

1084
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 1: She's like, Oh, I'm like a homely wife. I'm just

1085
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:37,440
Speaker 1: like a teacher wife. I'm just like a teacher wife.

1086
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 1: I just I'm I'm sorry, I can't talk right now,

1087
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 1: Like I'm a teacher wife. I'm busy, I'm a teach

1088
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 1: your wife, I have to do these papers and this

1089
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 1: wife and he got me a copy of The Odyssey

1090
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 1: first editions and also and also her acting in that

1091
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 1: scene was just so Her in acting in general is

1092
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:00,040
Speaker 1: curious because she like just sort of doesn't open and

1093
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 1: her job at all just like whoa Like, I don't

1094
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 1: like there's her acting technique is small mouth? Do you know?

1095
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:08,480
Speaker 1: What I can't believe is like this whole time we're

1096
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:10,919
Speaker 1: talking about her, and she's literally on that NBC show

1097
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:13,880
Speaker 1: Shades of Blue or whatever it's called, and like it's

1098
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:15,680
Speaker 1: a thing, and my thing is like, how did she

1099
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:17,440
Speaker 1: work it out that she could do a Fox show

1100
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:20,440
Speaker 1: at an NBC show at the same time, Because she's Jifer.

1101
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 1: I think yeah rights incredible lawyers. She also I saw

1102
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:29,320
Speaker 1: her say on each Your Hollywood story that she loves

1103
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 1: love um, which confused me even though I was I

1104
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 1: just love to buy that this snake is starting to

1105
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:38,000
Speaker 1: eat its own talent. She loves love guys. With that

1106
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:40,040
Speaker 1: being said, I want to at this time, I want

1107
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 1: to present our Lifetime Achievement Awards to Jennifer Lopez. Bowen,

1108
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 1: you have the floor. Please present your Lifetime Achievement Awards

1109
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:56,200
Speaker 1: to Jolo, who's truly deserved that at this point. Visionary artist, innovator, body,

1110
00:58:56,280 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 1: image disruptor. These are just some some of the words

1111
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:06,920
Speaker 1: that I have used to describe the recipient of the

1112
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 1: Lost Culture Asta's Lifetime Achievement Award to myself in the

1113
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:18,640
Speaker 1: silence of my own room. Jennifer Lopez is such an

1114
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 1: inspiration to me and two millions across the world, and

1115
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:28,560
Speaker 1: I hope she comes to my next birthday party at

1116
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:34,480
Speaker 1: an outdoor bar. Thank you, Anna present your Lifetime Achievement Awards,

1117
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez. When a human being is born, they exit

1118
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:47,480
Speaker 1: a female body. Sometimes they themselves are female bodies, sometimes

1119
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:51,240
Speaker 1: they're not. The answer, of course, is left up to

1120
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:56,560
Speaker 1: the toy costs of chance Jennifer Lopez as a woman,

1121
00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:00,880
Speaker 1: but more than that, she came from a woman, as

1122
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 1: did we all. I was just that's it. That's it, Matt,

1123
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 1: your turn, Jennifer, girl. What a road, what a path,

1124
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 1: what a day? I stand before you humbly, as your friend,

1125
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:35,080
Speaker 1: as your collaborator, as your ex husband. My name is

1126
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:40,480
Speaker 1: Chris Judd. I want to thank you for putting me

1127
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 1: on the map, for putting so many of us on

1128
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:50,480
Speaker 1: the map. You putting Mark Anthony on the map. No

1129
01:00:50,600 --> 01:01:11,080
Speaker 1: miamis to my son. No miamis cuss And yeah, that's

1130
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 1: what I have to say. I feel like she'd be

1131
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:16,920
Speaker 1: so judgments all she heard this at all, I think

1132
01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 1: she would crack her ass up. I don't. I don't

1133
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 1: think she would. I think she think it's funny. You do, Yeah,

1134
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 1: I do. I think I think that she had a

1135
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 1: good sense of humor. Her makeup would not have been

1136
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,919
Speaker 1: as good in The Boy next stor because it looks

1137
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 1: incredible in every scene. You don't think she has a

1138
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:35,800
Speaker 1: good sense of humor For doing the War next Door?

1139
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:39,200
Speaker 1: Absolutely not, No, because that could have been an amazing

1140
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,320
Speaker 1: piece of camp and instead they made they tried to

1141
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:44,200
Speaker 1: make it like fucking what lies beneath that's not her?

1142
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 1: That might not have been her problem. She was an

1143
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:51,800
Speaker 1: ep on it. It's her vehicle. There's no way someone

1144
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:54,880
Speaker 1: wrote that movie not for Jennifer Lopez. No one was like,

1145
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:57,360
Speaker 1: I want to write this movie. I don't care who's

1146
01:01:57,360 --> 01:02:00,959
Speaker 1: in it. So now comes, Um, we have a couple

1147
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 1: things that we have to do before we wrap, and

1148
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:05,560
Speaker 1: this first segment is called I don't Think so honey,

1149
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 1: which is you have sixty seconds on the clock to

1150
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:12,240
Speaker 1: rail against something using the words I don't think so honey,

1151
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:14,440
Speaker 1: and you can get as upset as you want. You

1152
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:17,680
Speaker 1: have sixty seconds, and it's anything in culture, anything in

1153
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:20,680
Speaker 1: your life, as long as you present a case and

1154
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:24,080
Speaker 1: you complete the case. Man, I think I think either

1155
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:26,120
Speaker 1: one of us should start first, and I can see

1156
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:29,200
Speaker 1: I think that should go first. All right, I don't.

1157
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:31,080
Speaker 1: I don't haven't thought of one, okay, but let's let's

1158
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 1: do one. Well. That's part of part of what makes

1159
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:36,080
Speaker 1: this amazing is it's off the cuff great because we

1160
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:38,240
Speaker 1: find out what's truly bothering you love it. I don't

1161
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:41,680
Speaker 1: Think so honey. With Boonen Yang starting right now, you

1162
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:43,560
Speaker 1: know what, I don't think so, honey, strep throat I've

1163
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:45,400
Speaker 1: been having. I've been in I've been mid bat with

1164
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:47,880
Speaker 1: strep throughat for the last four days. And it is

1165
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:51,919
Speaker 1: a mobilized me. It is paralyzed my mind. I haven't

1166
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 1: been able to function at all in the workplace with

1167
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:59,280
Speaker 1: my collaborators, with um, with my projects. And it's really

1168
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:02,160
Speaker 1: just ground everything to a screeching hall. I don't think so, honey,

1169
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:04,080
Speaker 1: strap through. You know what this is. This is not

1170
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:09,200
Speaker 1: a modern day sickness anymore. It is an old perennial

1171
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:11,960
Speaker 1: bacterial infection that you know at this talk about what

1172
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,720
Speaker 1: it is should be cured, honey, and and listen, and

1173
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:16,400
Speaker 1: you know what I've I've I've dealt with this strap

1174
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:18,040
Speaker 1: through it. But now I'm out of that whole fever

1175
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 1: body eg zone and I'm into this canker store at

1176
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:23,280
Speaker 1: the back of my throat jone. And it is it

1177
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 1: is really still just lingering with me, and honey, it is.

1178
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:29,920
Speaker 1: It is truly a crippling, crippling condition that I I

1179
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 1: think we just get angry ten seconds. I don't even

1180
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:34,600
Speaker 1: think that we it has a place in society anymore

1181
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 1: or in culture honey. So at this point, I want

1182
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:38,160
Speaker 1: to I want to get back on my feet. No

1183
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:40,400
Speaker 1: throw culture is honey, yes, and I need a throw

1184
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,520
Speaker 1: culture now. So I'm wanna get back on my might

1185
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:45,120
Speaker 1: be without straps is. I don't think so. I don't

1186
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:48,040
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Oh my word, that was hard, because

1187
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:50,400
Speaker 1: you know what's still hard for me to talk. Yeah.

1188
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:53,040
Speaker 1: Sometimes the things that we don't think so, honey are

1189
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:55,720
Speaker 1: the things that are keeping us back from talking. That's true.

1190
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:57,560
Speaker 1: And I've known this for a while. Okay, mat you're

1191
01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:00,600
Speaker 1: not right. I don't think so, honey, And then time starts.

1192
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:02,520
Speaker 1: Now I don't think so honey. People they don't want

1193
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 1: to get tickled. If I feel like I want to

1194
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:06,440
Speaker 1: tickle you, it's because I like you and because I

1195
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:08,120
Speaker 1: love you even and if I want to come over

1196
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:09,320
Speaker 1: to you and have you get a little bit of

1197
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 1: affection because I want to tickle you, it doesn't mean

1198
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:13,960
Speaker 1: you have to get so touchy about it, no pun intended.

1199
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:17,320
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Especially my boyfriend. If I

1200
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:19,720
Speaker 1: want to tickle him all over and he doesn't like

1201
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:22,320
Speaker 1: being typical, he sends to it. That's fine, I want

1202
01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:24,480
Speaker 1: to do it. And you know what, all my friends,

1203
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:25,920
Speaker 1: if I want to tickle them, I don't think they

1204
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:28,080
Speaker 1: should have a problem with it. I think that that's

1205
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:31,840
Speaker 1: my way of showing affection, and you stifle me. I

1206
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:34,400
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. So when I come up to

1207
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:37,480
Speaker 1: you with my fingers, first of all, don't still I'm

1208
01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:40,240
Speaker 1: gonna tickle you. Maybe I don't even like you that much.

1209
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:43,120
Speaker 1: But if I do start tickle you, you take it

1210
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:46,560
Speaker 1: for the ten fifteen seconds it's gonna be until I'm done,

1211
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:49,200
Speaker 1: and you let me tickle you the way you you

1212
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:52,200
Speaker 1: need it, because sometimes you needed to laugh and you

1213
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:54,480
Speaker 1: needed some joy. And I see that, and I read

1214
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:55,920
Speaker 1: that when I go in the room. So, bitch, if

1215
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:57,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tickle you, I don't think so, honey. You

1216
01:04:57,680 --> 01:04:59,800
Speaker 1: say now, I think you said, yes, tank, let me

1217
01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:02,400
Speaker 1: take let me said to me. That's a minute. Wow.

1218
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:05,520
Speaker 1: This might be the first time I disagree with you.

1219
01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:07,680
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Yeah, I don't think so.

1220
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:09,600
Speaker 1: How do you I think that no one. I think

1221
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:13,600
Speaker 1: that that's an invasionive person, literally, an indefensible position to take.

1222
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:16,400
Speaker 1: I think that you guys are there's nothing more heinous

1223
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:20,200
Speaker 1: than what you just said. It's just tickling. All right, okay, well,

1224
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:22,480
Speaker 1: and I want you want to you want to go

1225
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:25,920
Speaker 1: into one? Start the clock? Okay, and you start? We do.

1226
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:28,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Do I have permission to speak in sort

1227
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:31,800
Speaker 1: of a gay accent? I didn't. I wanted to say

1228
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:35,600
Speaker 1: something that wasn't gay, but I couldn't know. Okay, say it, Okay, ready,

1229
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so honey being upright

1230
01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:42,600
Speaker 1: fuck that. No, no, no, I have a bed. You

1231
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:45,040
Speaker 1: can I work in my bed, I sleep in my bed,

1232
01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:46,840
Speaker 1: I think in my bed. I look at my phone

1233
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:48,720
Speaker 1: in my bed. And you know what, even when I'm

1234
01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:51,240
Speaker 1: not in my bed, I can be on my couch. Okay,

1235
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:53,000
Speaker 1: I can be on my couch and I can lie down.

1236
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:55,040
Speaker 1: When I'm upright. That means that my head has to

1237
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:57,600
Speaker 1: balance on the rest of my fucking body. Are you

1238
01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:01,400
Speaker 1: kidding me? What am I jenga? No? No, no, no,

1239
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:04,919
Speaker 1: I am not a tower. Humans were once crawling when

1240
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:07,160
Speaker 1: we were babies and when we're monkeys, and when we

1241
01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:09,840
Speaker 1: were sea slugs because we were sea slugs. And I'm

1242
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:13,400
Speaker 1: not having this argument right now inside of I don't

1243
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:16,400
Speaker 1: think so honey, interior. I don't think so honey. People

1244
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:18,360
Speaker 1: who said, we're not sea slugs because we are back

1245
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 1: to the regular. I don't think so, honey, being upright.

1246
01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:22,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to stand. I don't want to sit.

1247
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:23,400
Speaker 1: I don't want to kneel. I don't want to lean.

1248
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:25,560
Speaker 1: I don't wanna tippy toe. I don't want to jump.

1249
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:27,360
Speaker 1: I want to lie down. I want to lean. I

1250
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:28,880
Speaker 1: want to be on the ground. And when I visit

1251
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:30,560
Speaker 1: my parents, they have carpet because they're old, and I

1252
01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:32,120
Speaker 1: can lie on the carpet and it's like a big

1253
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:34,960
Speaker 1: bed for my whole house. And fuck being upright, I

1254
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:40,400
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. I don't think so honey. I

1255
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:44,680
Speaker 1: don't want to agree. I want to be lying. I

1256
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:47,200
Speaker 1: like being on my belly, on my background. You know,

1257
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:49,320
Speaker 1: I'm a belly girl. Everyone looks at me, said, she's

1258
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:51,280
Speaker 1: a belly girl. Belly girl. Can I tell you, I

1259
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:53,200
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna throw my back at last night like

1260
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:59,640
Speaker 1: partaking in some like semi sexual activities. Yet to do

1261
01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:02,600
Speaker 1: that stuff upright? Okay, man, let's move on to some

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Speaker 1: some other stuff. All right. So now we've got all

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Speaker 1: of our negative negativity out of the way. Um, it's

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Speaker 1: time to award the culture of the week. We gotta

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Speaker 1: do this really quickly. Were necessarily We're going to get there,

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Speaker 1: all right. So my culture of the week, um, and

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Speaker 1: this is to the best culture of this week, to

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Speaker 1: the institution that I think to culture the best. Um,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna go do Walt Disney World yet again. Um,

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Speaker 1: Walt Disney World. I think that they had an American

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Speaker 1: Idol attraction. I think that they're doing everything right. We

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Speaker 1: discussed how how happy it makes everyone to judge people. Well,

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Speaker 1: guess what at American Idol the experience in Disney Hollywood Studios.

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Speaker 1: It's since closed, but for many years they were able

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Speaker 1: to provide people with the opportunity to judge people live

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Speaker 1: while on a family vacation. So I think that's amazing.

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Speaker 1: And you know, I recently met someone who played the

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Speaker 1: Simon in the show, and um, she seemed lovely and

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Speaker 1: I think that she had a really good time tearing

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Speaker 1: people down while they were paying, um good money to

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Speaker 1: be on a family vacation. And I want to thank

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Speaker 1: Disney for creating that experience and for creating that culture.

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01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:04,560
Speaker 1: Now even you and your family can go rip each

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Speaker 1: other apart absolutely and the family units of others. So

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Speaker 1: thank you. Disney World for this, Thank you Disney. What

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Speaker 1: do you think? Okay? Um, well, it's it's if I

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Speaker 1: am because I was going to go into my Culture

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Speaker 1: the Week, but my Culture the Week was also going

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Speaker 1: to be weal Disney World for the second week in

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Speaker 1: a row, um and again for their commendable uh take

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Speaker 1: on the American Idol experience. How do you gamify? How

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Speaker 1: do you create a theme park experience for such a

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Speaker 1: specific show, with such a specific, tight format, and that

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Speaker 1: is to open up the judgment process to uh, the

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Speaker 1: entire public and the entire theme park, um, all of

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Speaker 1: those patrons and so um. I don't personally know anyone

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Speaker 1: who's ever worked on that ride, so I can't speak

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Speaker 1: to that on a on a personal level, but I

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Speaker 1: am sure that everyone who's been a part of that

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Speaker 1: experience has enjoyed it, enjoyed creating that singular experience for

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Speaker 1: Walt Disney World part goers from all over the world.

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Speaker 1: So Anna, what's your culture of the week? My culture

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Speaker 1: of the week is um hair things that are flat,

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01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:15,320
Speaker 1: uh flat ones? Because I didn't know and I went

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01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:17,960
Speaker 1: to a wet that wedding and they had a really

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01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:20,680
Speaker 1: well stocked basket in the ladies room, like they had

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Speaker 1: a fucking pregnancy test in there. It was like very

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01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:26,160
Speaker 1: tricked out. It was tricked out, it had everything in it.

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Speaker 1: And they had here things. I mean, my friend were

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Speaker 1: just like going through and taking things. Um and I

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Speaker 1: took one of their flat here things and it's changing

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Speaker 1: my life. That's great because normally it's round your pony.

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Speaker 1: When it's flat, it's flat. It flat, it flat flat

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Speaker 1: when your pony, it's flat. So I love that. I agree. Um.

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Speaker 1: So now fulture of the week, it's our failed culture

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Speaker 1: of the week. We talked about the worst culture of Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, um, roll on deodorant because it gets

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01:09:56,800 --> 01:10:00,320
Speaker 1: very clumpy when you put it in your armpits. Actually

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Speaker 1: when you have hair, um, when you roll on the deodorant,

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Speaker 1: especially if you're really trying to get it. Good. Um,

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Speaker 1: good luck returning to your arm pit, you know, six

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Speaker 1: seven hours later and not seeing what are clumps of deodorant. Yeah,

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01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:21,559
Speaker 1: very hard. When you make love. Um, when you make love. Well,

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Speaker 1: my faulture of the week, um and this is this

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Speaker 1: is nowhere near it is this is nowhere near as

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Speaker 1: cultured or is um affecting as Matt's I'm sorry Deoran deodorant. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but my fault of the week failed culture is um

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Speaker 1: the h holistic works of Haruki Murakami. Um. You know what,

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Speaker 1: everyone loves the wind Up Bird Chronicle. It's a fantastic book.

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Speaker 1: What what a beautiful piece of modern magic realist storytelling.

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Speaker 1: But as a whole, he does not write women well.

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Speaker 1: They are always objects of desire and sexual sexual intercourse.

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Speaker 1: They are not characters with depth, They are never characters

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Speaker 1: with complex emotions. Um. But all of his male protagonists

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Speaker 1: are these repressed, reticent um Japanese men who need sex

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Speaker 1: to complete them. And you know what, it's a tire narrative,

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Speaker 1: hurukee I, I think you should change that, so Boots,

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Speaker 1: So my little wag of the finger to Huruke Mirakami. Um,

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm sort of behind enemy lines here because

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Speaker 1: my filter is uh, well, Disney World. Um, it is

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01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:35,519
Speaker 1: an expensive sunburn. It's a fight with your family that

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Speaker 1: you'll remember forever. Productive and every girl is shoplifted in

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01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:43,960
Speaker 1: high school gets married there, So um, it's worthless. It's

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01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:48,840
Speaker 1: um culturally bankrupt, I don't it's forced joy, it's the

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Speaker 1: commodification of uh enjoyment, even though there's nothing there that's

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Speaker 1: inherently enjoyable at all besides alcohol. Um, all joy these

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Speaker 1: days is commodified. Well you know what, actually I think

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Speaker 1: we're about at a time. So um with that, with that,

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Speaker 1: don't push answer, get her out, get her out there,

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Speaker 1: thank you. We do very no hard feelings against Anna.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about well Disney World, but we do want

1352
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:24,960
Speaker 1: to say we didn't say why we looked like little poops. Um,

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Speaker 1: it's because we're in these wide brim hats. This is

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Speaker 1: large cultu races. We're coming at you with culture, with

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Speaker 1: with capped culture. We have little hats, were all wearing hats.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna take a beautiful instagram for you. And what's

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Speaker 1: the piece of the merchant that they can get from

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Speaker 1: this episode? Well, man, I think the piece of merchant

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Speaker 1: in this episode is, um, what was that? What was

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Speaker 1: our little thing that we talked about as the culture tip?

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Speaker 1: What wash? Don't get a gaslight culture? Gaslight culture. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna make a little napkin, a stack of napkins,

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Speaker 1: paper napkins. That that's a gaslight culture. Uh yeah, don't

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Speaker 1: gaslight me, don't gaslight me. Bro, it's gonna be a

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Speaker 1: little stack of napkins. And you, yes, you, the last

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Speaker 1: culturetener can own the stack of napkins. There's only going

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Speaker 1: to be one, all right. Thank you guys so much,

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Speaker 1: thank you. And a Dressen please look up, and a

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Speaker 1: Dressen online at an address and she is like a

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Speaker 1: Twitter goddess um and probably a productress, member of Gentlemen Party,

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Speaker 1: host the Open. Michelle used to be used to that

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Speaker 1: movie every second Friday at the month of Videology. And

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Speaker 1: you're gonna need to buy her book on Amazon. Re

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Speaker 1: order on Amazon. Guys, Bye bye, my grandma and your

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Speaker 1: grandma was sitting back. This has been a Forever Dog

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Speaker 1: production executive produced by Joe Cilio, Alex Ramsay, and Brett Bom.

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Speaker 1: For more podcasts, please visit Forever Dog Productions dot com.