WEBVTT - Adopt A Dog For You

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone

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<v Speaker 1>tapped Garrett. Yes, all right, what trouble are you getting

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<v Speaker 1>into today? Well, Janine wants to play a phone tap

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<v Speaker 1>on her boyfriend Jeff. Now the couple doesn't see eye

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<v Speaker 1>to eye on something very important in our relationship, owning

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<v Speaker 1>a pet. So Janine's going to start to call the

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff and then I'm gonna take over as the guy

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<v Speaker 1>from the pet adoption. You know, this starts a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of fights and a lot of relationships. I might ruin

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<v Speaker 1>a relationship today to see what happens with Garrett's phone tap. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you doing? Oh hey, what's up? I was

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<v Speaker 1>outside the grocery store and there was like a dog

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<v Speaker 1>adoption thing outside, and that might be a dog coming

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<v Speaker 1>to the house. I didn't want to let you know that.

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<v Speaker 1>Sol whoa, whoa? What did you do? And you're supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to get some kIPS. They're gonna call you and schedule

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<v Speaker 1>the appointment time and what to do, what to drop

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<v Speaker 1>the dog off? Of course, no, no dogs come here

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<v Speaker 1>if you pay God, you're still there. Yes, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I just hung up on him. So here's what we'll do.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll call him back right now and schedule a drop

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<v Speaker 1>off time for your new dog. Oh. Hello, Hi, this

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<v Speaker 1>is Richard at for adoption agency. We have a brand

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<v Speaker 1>new golden lab ready to be dropped off at your home.

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<v Speaker 1>We met your wife today. She seems fantastic. I'm not married,

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<v Speaker 1>we are not We cannot have a dog. We can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm allergic. The dog comes here, I die. How about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want that on your hand? No, not at all, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm sorry to hear that. If you want to

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<v Speaker 1>give it a chance, possibly, you know, maybe the dog

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<v Speaker 1>will kill me. Do you understand? Can you just hold

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<v Speaker 1>on one second while I just get an audio recording

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<v Speaker 1>of you saying that we are not going to be

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<v Speaker 1>dropping off Ralphie over to your house later on this afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that okay? We're more than happy to tell you're

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<v Speaker 1>not dropping it off, all right? Please hold hello? Hello, Hello, Jeff?

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<v Speaker 1>What Hi? My name is Richard mars Over at the

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<v Speaker 1>pet adoption agency. You said that already. Today I am

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<v Speaker 1>looking to offer you a chance of a lifetime to

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<v Speaker 1>bring a warm, cuddly four legged friend into your home today. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>For just five cents a day, you could have a nice, loving,

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<v Speaker 1>caring dog by your side. I don't want I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want anybody around me for five cents a day, no

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<v Speaker 1>one to add of very two dogs in the US

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<v Speaker 1>do not have a home. Hello, Can I tell you

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit about Ralphie? What comes from from a

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<v Speaker 1>home that wasn't caring for him? And after learning today

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<v Speaker 1>from your lovely girlfriend, I won't care for him either.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't care for him here. What if today this

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<v Speaker 1>four legged friend could change your life forever. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want a four legged friend. I'm holly times. I have

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you no logic. I understand. Well, if four

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<v Speaker 1>legged friends aren't your thing, we have Wheely. He is

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<v Speaker 1>our two legged pooch. Are you kidding me? A two

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<v Speaker 1>legged dog? I don't care if the dog can juggle.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want a dog. Stop it. I'm not in

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<v Speaker 1>the circus. He's not that hard to maintain. He only

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<v Speaker 1>has two legs, so you won't have to take him

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<v Speaker 1>out for a walk, and he does have a bag

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<v Speaker 1>to pee in. So listen, if you bring any dog

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<v Speaker 1>around here, I won't even let him in, let alone

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<v Speaker 1>take him for a walk. Stop it. No, do you

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<v Speaker 1>understand I totally understand. Just imagine that dog running in

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<v Speaker 1>slow motion into your arms through the grassy fields of

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<v Speaker 1>the park. When I come down and put my palls

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<v Speaker 1>on you. Jeff might name's Garret from Elvis Durant in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show. And you just got phone tapped by

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<v Speaker 1>your girlfriend janeed litter is about the walk cause Helve

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<v Speaker 1>was off and choke the hell out of Jeff Richard.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know who I'm talking to. This table

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<v Speaker 1>was pre recorded with permission granted by all participants. See

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis duran in the

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show.