Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone
Speaker 1: tapped Garrett. Yes, all right, what trouble are you getting
Speaker 1: into today? Well, Janine wants to play a phone tap
Speaker 1: on her boyfriend Jeff. Now the couple doesn't see eye
Speaker 1: to eye on something very important in our relationship, owning
Speaker 1: a pet. So Janine's going to start to call the
Speaker 1: Jeff and then I'm gonna take over as the guy
Speaker 1: from the pet adoption. You know, this starts a lot
Speaker 1: of fights and a lot of relationships. I might ruin
Speaker 1: a relationship today to see what happens with Garrett's phone tap. Hello,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Oh hey, what's up? I was
Speaker 1: outside the grocery store and there was like a dog
Speaker 1: adoption thing outside, and that might be a dog coming
Speaker 1: to the house. I didn't want to let you know that.
Speaker 1: Sol whoa, whoa? What did you do? And you're supposed
Speaker 1: to get some kIPS. They're gonna call you and schedule
Speaker 1: the appointment time and what to do, what to drop
Speaker 1: the dog off? Of course, no, no dogs come here
Speaker 1: if you pay God, you're still there. Yes, all right,
Speaker 1: I just hung up on him. So here's what we'll do.
Speaker 1: I'll call him back right now and schedule a drop
Speaker 1: off time for your new dog. Oh. Hello, Hi, this
Speaker 1: is Richard at for adoption agency. We have a brand
Speaker 1: new golden lab ready to be dropped off at your home.
Speaker 1: We met your wife today. She seems fantastic. I'm not married,
Speaker 1: we are not We cannot have a dog. We can't.
Speaker 1: I'm allergic. The dog comes here, I die. How about that?
Speaker 1: Do you want that on your hand? No, not at all, sir,
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry to hear that. If you want to
Speaker 1: give it a chance, possibly, you know, maybe the dog
Speaker 1: will kill me. Do you understand? Can you just hold
Speaker 1: on one second while I just get an audio recording
Speaker 1: of you saying that we are not going to be
Speaker 1: dropping off Ralphie over to your house later on this afternoon.
Speaker 1: Is that okay? We're more than happy to tell you're
Speaker 1: not dropping it off, all right? Please hold hello? Hello, Hello, Jeff?
Speaker 1: What Hi? My name is Richard mars Over at the
Speaker 1: pet adoption agency. You said that already. Today I am
Speaker 1: looking to offer you a chance of a lifetime to
Speaker 1: bring a warm, cuddly four legged friend into your home today. No, no,
Speaker 1: For just five cents a day, you could have a nice, loving,
Speaker 1: caring dog by your side. I don't want I don't
Speaker 1: want anybody around me for five cents a day, no
Speaker 1: one to add of very two dogs in the US
Speaker 1: do not have a home. Hello, Can I tell you
Speaker 1: a little bit about Ralphie? What comes from from a
Speaker 1: home that wasn't caring for him? And after learning today
Speaker 1: from your lovely girlfriend, I won't care for him either.
Speaker 1: I won't care for him here. What if today this
Speaker 1: four legged friend could change your life forever. I don't
Speaker 1: want a four legged friend. I'm holly times. I have
Speaker 1: to tell you no logic. I understand. Well, if four
Speaker 1: legged friends aren't your thing, we have Wheely. He is
Speaker 1: our two legged pooch. Are you kidding me? A two
Speaker 1: legged dog? I don't care if the dog can juggle.
Speaker 1: I don't want a dog. Stop it. I'm not in
Speaker 1: the circus. He's not that hard to maintain. He only
Speaker 1: has two legs, so you won't have to take him
Speaker 1: out for a walk, and he does have a bag
Speaker 1: to pee in. So listen, if you bring any dog
Speaker 1: around here, I won't even let him in, let alone
Speaker 1: take him for a walk. Stop it. No, do you
Speaker 1: understand I totally understand. Just imagine that dog running in
Speaker 1: slow motion into your arms through the grassy fields of
Speaker 1: the park. When I come down and put my palls
Speaker 1: on you. Jeff might name's Garret from Elvis Durant in
Speaker 1: the Morning Show. And you just got phone tapped by
Speaker 1: your girlfriend janeed litter is about the walk cause Helve
Speaker 1: was off and choke the hell out of Jeff Richard.
Speaker 1: I don't even know who I'm talking to. This table
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