1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone 2 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: tapped Garrett. Yes, all right, what trouble are you getting 3 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:09,520 Speaker 1: into today? Well, Janine wants to play a phone tap 4 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:11,760 Speaker 1: on her boyfriend Jeff. Now the couple doesn't see eye 5 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:14,640 Speaker 1: to eye on something very important in our relationship, owning 6 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:17,279 Speaker 1: a pet. So Janine's going to start to call the 7 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:19,480 Speaker 1: Jeff and then I'm gonna take over as the guy 8 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,760 Speaker 1: from the pet adoption. You know, this starts a lot 9 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 1: of fights and a lot of relationships. I might ruin 10 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:26,599 Speaker 1: a relationship today to see what happens with Garrett's phone tap. Hello, 11 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:29,760 Speaker 1: how are you doing? Oh hey, what's up? I was 12 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,640 Speaker 1: outside the grocery store and there was like a dog 13 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:37,680 Speaker 1: adoption thing outside, and that might be a dog coming 14 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:39,519 Speaker 1: to the house. I didn't want to let you know that. 15 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:45,200 Speaker 1: Sol whoa, whoa? What did you do? And you're supposed 16 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 1: to get some kIPS. They're gonna call you and schedule 17 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:52,320 Speaker 1: the appointment time and what to do, what to drop 18 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 1: the dog off? Of course, no, no dogs come here 19 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:03,480 Speaker 1: if you pay God, you're still there. Yes, all right, 20 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:05,640 Speaker 1: I just hung up on him. So here's what we'll do. 21 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:09,080 Speaker 1: I'll call him back right now and schedule a drop 22 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 1: off time for your new dog. Oh. Hello, Hi, this 23 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:19,360 Speaker 1: is Richard at for adoption agency. We have a brand 24 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:23,000 Speaker 1: new golden lab ready to be dropped off at your home. 25 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:28,120 Speaker 1: We met your wife today. She seems fantastic. I'm not married, 26 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:31,760 Speaker 1: we are not We cannot have a dog. We can't. 27 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 1: I'm allergic. The dog comes here, I die. How about that? 28 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:37,200 Speaker 1: Do you want that on your hand? No, not at all, sir, 29 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:39,240 Speaker 1: And I'm sorry to hear that. If you want to 30 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:42,080 Speaker 1: give it a chance, possibly, you know, maybe the dog 31 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:44,959 Speaker 1: will kill me. Do you understand? Can you just hold 32 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,320 Speaker 1: on one second while I just get an audio recording 33 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 1: of you saying that we are not going to be 34 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:52,520 Speaker 1: dropping off Ralphie over to your house later on this afternoon. 35 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,520 Speaker 1: Is that okay? We're more than happy to tell you're 36 00:01:54,560 --> 00:02:05,320 Speaker 1: not dropping it off, all right? Please hold hello? Hello, Hello, Jeff? 37 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 1: What Hi? My name is Richard mars Over at the 38 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 1: pet adoption agency. You said that already. Today I am 39 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 1: looking to offer you a chance of a lifetime to 40 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 1: bring a warm, cuddly four legged friend into your home today. No, no, 41 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:25,120 Speaker 1: For just five cents a day, you could have a nice, loving, 42 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 1: caring dog by your side. I don't want I don't 43 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,680 Speaker 1: want anybody around me for five cents a day, no 44 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,440 Speaker 1: one to add of very two dogs in the US 45 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 1: do not have a home. Hello, Can I tell you 46 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 1: a little bit about Ralphie? What comes from from a 47 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 1: home that wasn't caring for him? And after learning today 48 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:50,560 Speaker 1: from your lovely girlfriend, I won't care for him either. 49 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,200 Speaker 1: I won't care for him here. What if today this 50 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,600 Speaker 1: four legged friend could change your life forever. I don't 51 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,000 Speaker 1: want a four legged friend. I'm holly times. I have 52 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:02,959 Speaker 1: to tell you no logic. I understand. Well, if four 53 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 1: legged friends aren't your thing, we have Wheely. He is 54 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:09,040 Speaker 1: our two legged pooch. Are you kidding me? A two 55 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:11,680 Speaker 1: legged dog? I don't care if the dog can juggle. 56 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:14,400 Speaker 1: I don't want a dog. Stop it. I'm not in 57 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:17,200 Speaker 1: the circus. He's not that hard to maintain. He only 58 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,079 Speaker 1: has two legs, so you won't have to take him 59 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:21,000 Speaker 1: out for a walk, and he does have a bag 60 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,399 Speaker 1: to pee in. So listen, if you bring any dog 61 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:25,880 Speaker 1: around here, I won't even let him in, let alone 62 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:28,320 Speaker 1: take him for a walk. Stop it. No, do you 63 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:31,680 Speaker 1: understand I totally understand. Just imagine that dog running in 64 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,400 Speaker 1: slow motion into your arms through the grassy fields of 65 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: the park. When I come down and put my palls 66 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:40,000 Speaker 1: on you. Jeff might name's Garret from Elvis Durant in 67 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 1: the Morning Show. And you just got phone tapped by 68 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:47,120 Speaker 1: your girlfriend janeed litter is about the walk cause Helve 69 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 1: was off and choke the hell out of Jeff Richard. 70 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:55,640 Speaker 1: I don't even know who I'm talking to. This table 71 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:59,000 Speaker 1: was pre recorded with permission granted by all participants. See 72 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 1: Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis duran in the 73 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:03,040 Speaker 1: Morning Show.