Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Tommy Trenderville.
Speaker 1: Tommy Trenderville Coach Trenderville inspect auditory match clone of Mitch
Speaker 1: McConnell in my opinions, like local record for some reason.
Speaker 1: All right, well you will have my zoom audio for
Speaker 1: everything prior to this Tommy Tuberville former Alabama That was.
Speaker 2: Awkward, Coach Jack. We just can't get over the awkwardness
Speaker 2: of that moment. I mean, you've we had zoom audio
Speaker 2: instead of the clean mic. I'm so sorry to the zikang.
Speaker 1: Obviously, I do apologize.
Speaker 2: This is a show that takes very seriously a lot
Speaker 2: of this kind of stuff. So I'm sorry. Who are
Speaker 2: we even, Jack, We're so sh don't even.
Speaker 1: Know I'm Jack Miles. Ah, I'm a little rusty.
Speaker 2: Talking like one of the green aliens in toy Story. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Tommy Tuberville, he's he's really making waves right now. He
Speaker 2: gotten some hot water the other night for this quote
Speaker 2: that he said on CNN talking about white nationalists.
Speaker 3: Just to be clear, you agree that white nationalists should
Speaker 3: not be serving in the US military. Is that what
Speaker 3: you're saying?
Speaker 4: If people think that a white nationalist is a racist?
Speaker 4: I agree with that.
Speaker 3: I agree that white nationalist is someone who believes that
Speaker 3: the white race is superior to other races.
Speaker 4: Well, that's some people's opinion, and I don't think I
Speaker 4: mean a lot.
Speaker 1: Pardon, what's your opinion.
Speaker 4: My opinion of a white nationalist, if somebody wants to
Speaker 4: call them white national to me, is an American. It's
Speaker 4: an American. Now, if that white nationalist is a racist, one,
Speaker 4: totally against anything that they want to do. Because I
Speaker 4: am one hundred and ten percent against racism. I want
Speaker 4: somebody that's in our military, that's strong, that believes in
Speaker 4: this country, that's an American that will fight over anybody
Speaker 4: with man or woman, black or white, writ it doesn't
Speaker 4: make any difference. And so I'm totally against identity politics.
Speaker 4: I think it's running this country.
Speaker 2: And he goes on and on and on, but I
Speaker 2: just like that he did the dude from the big
Speaker 2: Lebowski defense of white nationalism where he's like it's racism, Like, well,
Speaker 2: that's just like your opinion.
Speaker 1: Your opinion, man, what do you mean? Uh?
Speaker 2: But again he's he's being uh, he's being sort of but.
Speaker 1: He's obfuscating obviously. But yeah, I mean that's where he's
Speaker 1: he's just his brain is broken and he's able to
Speaker 1: hold both of those things in his brain at the
Speaker 1: same time. I don't know which one it is.
Speaker 2: He's I mean, he's continuing to be like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: meant what I said. It's like, it's that's not what
Speaker 2: it means. That's your opinion. That's your opinion. I don't
Speaker 2: know that they're gonna if they're willing to fight the
Speaker 2: wars of empire for the United States alongside a man, woman, black, white,
Speaker 2: or red in his case, as he said that you
Speaker 2: are you're fit to uh go on these conquests of
Speaker 2: micro militarism.
Speaker 1: I mean that is the direction we're headedge with, like
Speaker 1: post Trump, where it's just like the all meaning breaks down, Right,
Speaker 1: you're just debating whether words mean anything at a certain point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's going to be hard at a certain point
Speaker 2: when if we don't have a working definition of things
Speaker 2: like air watch her, because that's I can imagine as
Speaker 2: things become a little more fraught resource wise, you're like, well,
Speaker 2: what do what our rights even?
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, I guess it started with Clinton's depends on
Speaker 1: your definition of what the word is is right, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I should never let those lawyers in. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Tell them boys, Oh man, that dance contest
Speaker 1: was cruel that we witnessed at the Vegas.
Speaker 2: Oh why are you bringing that up? I put that
Speaker 2: out of my mind. That's not even a thing that
Speaker 2: even who is that going to resonate with? They started out,
Speaker 2: we started out the dance contest with okay, so people
Speaker 2: don't okay, here's a little.
Speaker 1: Been to an event where they do like the interstitial
Speaker 1: like entertainment things. You've seen a dance contact.
Speaker 2: Between orders or at halftime. Yeah, they had three people
Speaker 2: come up on half court and they said, it's a
Speaker 2: dance Who's got the best dance moves? I was like,
Speaker 2: this is clearly a setup for one of them to
Speaker 2: be like a ringer, like break dance or something. No,
Speaker 2: none of them were like super and and like you know,
Speaker 2: above and beyond talented. They could all dance the.
Speaker 1: Song where the ringer froze up because they did have
Speaker 1: like a little child out there, and then he just
Speaker 1: kind of was just okay.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, he started actually getting pretty sturdy with it.
Speaker 2: I thought the real music came on, but again I
Speaker 2: think that anyway, they played the worst music for people
Speaker 2: to dance to, and it just felt like a set
Speaker 2: up all that to say sorry that you had to
Speaker 2: dance to Soldier Boy first one.
Speaker 1: And it was just like the guy every three seconds
Speaker 1: at the DJ, like.
Speaker 2: You want me to get down to this ship anyway?
Speaker 2: Do better in game DJs.
Speaker 1: Burger King has introduced a new easier way to kill
Speaker 1: you in Thailand. It's a new sandwich called the Real Cheeseburger,
Speaker 1: which is literally just a hamburger bun with.
Speaker 2: Like twenty slices of cheese.
Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty slices of American like processed cheese, like craft
Speaker 1: cheese singles stacked up on top of it. No meat
Speaker 1: in a jangle like pile, no meat.
Speaker 2: No sauce, just bread and twenty loose slices of American cheese.
Speaker 2: Is this? Am I missing something?
Speaker 1: I think it's I mean, just the fact that we're
Speaker 1: talking about it means it's working. I guess the fact
Speaker 1: that every like it became a big internet trend. Burger
Speaker 1: King actually had distress in social media posts that the
Speaker 1: sandwich is no joke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are they doing on TikTok? Like what's the
Speaker 2: It was there like a grimace shake version of having
Speaker 2: the real cheeseburger where you eat twenty slices of processed
Speaker 2: cheese and then your blood turns to plastic.
Speaker 1: I mean it's it had Like I feel like the
Speaker 1: Grimace Shake was pretty easy to acquire and also pretty Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would go down pretty easy, you know. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you would have to, you know, painstakingly peel all those
Speaker 1: pieces of American cheese. So some people have come out
Speaker 1: and said that like it's a bit too much and
Speaker 1: too intense. Ah shocking, while one review said that it
Speaker 1: was shockingly bad and doesn't even come with any sauce,
Speaker 1: burgishing frozen some ketchup packets in case.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just reading from the review, Yeah, it sucks. I
Speaker 1: mean I already knew it was going to suck, but
Speaker 1: for the sake of journalism and because my boss forced
Speaker 1: me to raise please, I had to bite the cheese.
Speaker 1: To be fair, each of my colleagues and my team,
Speaker 1: including my boss, also took a bite of the abomination,
Speaker 1: just so we can check we're all on the same page,
Speaker 1: and yes, we're all in agreement that it is horrid. Literally,
Speaker 1: burger bun, twenty slices of cheese and burger bun. There's
Speaker 1: no sauce, so burger can graciously through in some ketchrapackets.
Speaker 2: So is there an ingredient that you could eat one hole,
Speaker 2: like just a whole sandwich? Is that one ingredient?
Speaker 1: I would have set American cheese, To be honest with you,
Speaker 1: I do love.
Speaker 2: That cheese though, you know what I mean. That's what
Speaker 2: I'm thinking when I'm eating it. But this picture, the
Speaker 2: cheese isn't even melt like you're just no, it's not.
Speaker 2: That's like a cheese block of American cheese.
Speaker 1: It looks like they've intentionally made it on appetizing, because yeah,
Speaker 1: the cheese looks it all. It doesn't look like it
Speaker 1: just came out of the refrigerator, and it also doesn't
Speaker 1: look melted. It looks like it's at that place where
Speaker 1: it's been sitting out for a while. It's been like
Speaker 1: at room temp for too long exactly. It's just kind
Speaker 1: of like one slice of cheese draped atop the other,
Speaker 1: and I have a feeling that it's not going to
Speaker 1: be put together with all the care that this sandwich
Speaker 1: in the ad is where each cheese is like specifically
Speaker 1: offset from the one on top of it by like
Speaker 1: twenty degrees.
Speaker 2: Well tie z that gang. Let us know, yeah out there.
Speaker 1: Or don't your favor and don't let us know?
Speaker 2: Could you get one? A sandwich is just all onions.
Speaker 1: I mean with bread, and I'm not allowed to have
Speaker 1: like mustard or pickles with it.
Speaker 2: Okay you can add okay, you can add one thing
Speaker 2: to your onion sandwich. What are you gonna add?
Speaker 1: Probably pickles because pickles will overwhelm it and like kind
Speaker 1: of be a nice compliment and it'll remind me of
Speaker 1: hot dogs.
Speaker 2: Don't know, but jack, just you know the way the
Speaker 2: sandwich is made, it's just a whole.
Speaker 1: Whole ass on not even keeled. Yeah, just bite into
Speaker 1: it and start weeping.
Speaker 2: Oh god, all right.
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Holmes' sentence has been reduced by two years for
Speaker 1: some reason. According to records, it was quietly shortened by
Speaker 1: two years. Now. Her release date is scheduled for December twelfth,
Speaker 1: twenty thirty two. Oh still a ways off the ways off, yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, nobody's really clear on why. And also her
Speaker 1: co conspirator Sonny Balwani also got his sentence produced by
Speaker 1: two years. Oh. Possibly it's for good conduct, but that
Speaker 1: would be weird if they were just both getting the
Speaker 1: same good conduct reward at the same time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm really curious about this prison facility that
Speaker 2: she's in where also Jen Shaw of Real Housewives of
Speaker 2: Solign City is also serving out her six and a
Speaker 2: half year prison sentence. And it's like, it's like when
Speaker 2: they describe it, the facility sits on thirty seven acres,
Speaker 2: is home to more than five hundred inmates, most of
Speaker 2: them are serving for nonviolent offenses and white collar crimes.
Speaker 2: So this club fed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the fact that there's not a reality show set
Speaker 1: in the walls of that prison like proves just how full.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bravo, what are you doing? It feels so picturesque.
Speaker 2: Thirty seven acres for five hundred people, that's that seems
Speaker 2: like a good spread. Yeah, ah off for stealing from people.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, Good for her. It's good to see you know,
Speaker 1: she saw consequences but then got out of them, which
Speaker 1: is always we would like to update you when that happened.
Speaker 2: It would be wild though, like if Elizabeth Holmes are like,
Speaker 2: we're having an ad time because she's so out of
Speaker 2: control behind the walls over here.
Speaker 1: She's just wilding and here fucking people up.
Speaker 2: She's trying to start a gang in this prison. There
Speaker 2: are no gangs people gang affiliated here. She's trying to
Speaker 2: start a gang.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break and we'll
Speaker 1: be back. And we're back, and we have some updates.
Speaker 1: Oh and some stories that we've covered in the past.
Speaker 1: That forty five year old millionaire tech executive who was
Speaker 1: using his teenage son as a blood bag, yeah, has
Speaker 1: announced he won't be receiving any more blood plasma infusions
Speaker 1: from his teenage son because that's fucked up. No, actually
Speaker 1: it's because there were quote no benefits detected.
Speaker 2: Oh, no benefits detected. And then he blamed his son
Speaker 2: for having shit blood his own son.
Speaker 1: Be fucking vapin or something.
Speaker 2: Back, the shit ain't hitting, right, I don't know, Like
Speaker 2: where is I wonder if for someone like that, because
Speaker 2: this is the guy who's like trying to reverse the
Speaker 2: clock on his aging. That's how he got into the
Speaker 2: whole thing. If he's going to put that to bed,
Speaker 2: Like do you think there's a domino effect here or
Speaker 2: he's just or is he just saying my kids plasma's
Speaker 2: booty and it ain't hitting the same, or saying, you
Speaker 2: know what, maybe the blood shit ain't working.
Speaker 1: He is specifying, I will not receive any more blood
Speaker 1: plasma infusions from my teenage son. That's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: like leaving that door open, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Is it exactly? Did you do? You have a light
Speaker 2: bulb moment where he said, I don't know if this
Speaker 2: shit actually I ain't really feeling it, or he's or
Speaker 2: he's truly in that mode where he's it's all denial
Speaker 2: and he's like it's his shitty blood. It's not that.
Speaker 1: We're going to move on to uh, We're gonna move
Speaker 1: on to six year olds to see how yeah, how
Speaker 1: that works out. Brian pointed out he found out his
Speaker 1: son's not a virgin and you need virgin blood. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's the sweet stuff, according to vampiers.
Speaker 2: My vampiers out there.
Speaker 1: Senator Chuck Schumer has asked the FDA to look into Prime,
Speaker 1: a substance that we covered recently that is Logan Paul's
Speaker 1: high caffeine energy drink.
Speaker 2: And KSIs I out of this?
Speaker 1: And ks I, Yeah, this is the thing that was
Speaker 1: like a status symbol. People were like money phoning with uh,
Speaker 1: like packs of Prime, like selling photo ops with the
Speaker 1: empty bottles for like one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Right, well, and again it has what like double the
Speaker 2: caffeine of a red Bull. Yeah, so yeah, maybe that
Speaker 2: you know, I think I grew up here in caffeine's
Speaker 2: not great for kids. Yeah, you know, like a shitload
Speaker 2: of it. But I don't know, man, Like if Logan
Speaker 2: palm ks, I say this shit tastes like cotton candy,
Speaker 2: then fuck you sweet as gold. Yeah yeah, but it
Speaker 2: sounds like there's already schools that are like banning prime
Speaker 2: and shit. I get. It's like, I guess this must
Speaker 2: be fun for kids because it's like for local for minors,
Speaker 2: right exactly, you know where they're like, you all got
Speaker 2: some pre banded prime at home? Was I meanlexing with it.
Speaker 1: My first experience with addiction was study hall at my
Speaker 1: Kentucky high school sophomore year, where I just started drinking
Speaker 1: a mountain dew every every day. And then I noticed
Speaker 1: that when I didn't drink it, I got headaches and
Speaker 1: wanted to like leave the planet.
Speaker 2: And then you blamed your own brain. You're like, it
Speaker 2: just needs more. Do that's the problem, That's right.
Speaker 1: It was a one way track to nowhere.
Speaker 2: Bill, Yeah, The closest thing at my school was that
Speaker 2: they they had to ban in terms of shit we
Speaker 2: were eating that they're like, get this shit out of here.
Speaker 2: Was this shit called Raven's Revenge, and it was a
Speaker 2: plastic test tube that was basically a pixie stick in
Speaker 2: a big plastic test tube, and kids are just fucking.
Speaker 1: Slam ones yeah yeah, yeah, it's like this big and you're.
Speaker 2: Just like yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and they're like this
Speaker 2: is They're like no, like, no one knows what the
Speaker 2: fuck's going on. They're like trading vials of it. It
Speaker 2: just it was freaking the parents on. They banned Raven's
Speaker 2: Revenge from my school.
Speaker 1: Raven's Revenge, Yeah, Like it probably has more to do
Speaker 1: with the fact that it's a unapologetic it's just like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that's straight up sugar. That's kind of what we're doing here.
Speaker 1: And also it wasn't released by like Pepsi Coo or something, but.
Speaker 2: I mean, I get it. When you look at it,
Speaker 2: you're like it was just colored chemicals with sugar that
Speaker 2: we were eating, ignoring our teachers by being like, oh
Speaker 2: you got the sick you got the new flavor. So anyway,
Speaker 2: shouts to those terrible poisons we ingested.
Speaker 1: They noted in their statement that the drink is not
Speaker 1: recommended for children under age eighteen, and it contains two
Speaker 1: hundred milligrams of caffeine, which is the equivalent to about
Speaker 1: half a dozen coke cans or nearly two Red bulls.
Speaker 2: Okay, well that's just like your your opinion, man, man,
Speaker 2: so let the kids rock with prime.
Speaker 1: Half a dozen coke cans is too many coke cans
Speaker 1: worth of anything?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it does, it does. Oh so your base, why
Speaker 2: don't they just say a six pack that resonates little more.
Speaker 2: You just basically slammed a six pack six coke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right. Climate update, we we did it. We
Speaker 1: hit the highest average temperature last week. Uh so congratulations
Speaker 1: to late stage capitalism. Uh. And we're starting to see,
Speaker 1: you know, bad shit happened in places that we don't
Speaker 1: usually see it. There's catastrophic flooding swamping Vermont. Yeah, from
Speaker 1: the intense storms in New York. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's pretty it's in Pennsylvania. Yeah, the footage
Speaker 2: up there wild the flash flooding.
Speaker 1: Uh, the rain and flooding since nineteen twenty seven in Vermont.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Jack, that's just like your opinion, man, exactly.
Speaker 1: That also are just like your opinion. Man.
Speaker 2: God, you know someone's gonna say that shit probably Well
Speaker 2: that's just their opinion.
Speaker 1: That is, I mean that that is their rebuttal to
Speaker 1: climate change and whether it's caused by man, yeah, or
Speaker 1: it was for a long time.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: And finally the Wanka trailers here, I had lost track
Speaker 1: of the Wonkas, but this is the one with Timothy
Speaker 1: Shallome and it's I was fully not on board until
Speaker 1: I read that it is made by the maker of Paddington.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I saw the trailer. I'm I'm first of all,
Speaker 2: I'm glad it's not Charlie in the chocolate factory. It's
Speaker 2: about I guess wank they walk on is grind so
Speaker 2: to speak, you know, starting from nothing, starting out his trunk,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, and then taking it to
Speaker 2: the tippy top. But I was also like it fell.
Speaker 2: There was what's going on with the black girl, the
Speaker 2: little girl? That is he white savoring her through a film?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, okay, okay okayo whimsical.
Speaker 1: They make a pinky.
Speaker 2: Promise because Africa doesn't exist in this world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, more promise, which they say, is the most sacred
Speaker 1: bond that someone can make.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just honestly, I'm not gonna lie. When him
Speaker 2: and the little girl were flying around on a balloon
Speaker 2: like holding like like a thing of like seven hundred
Speaker 2: balloons and flying around, I don't know why. I think
Speaker 2: it's because I've become a parent. I'm like, Dad looks
Speaker 2: so fucking unsafe. You don't know the strong anyone's grip is.
Speaker 2: You're gonna go up fucking five hundred feet in the
Speaker 2: air like that?
Speaker 1: What if you fall? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then I forget.
Speaker 1: Really, Wonka Pixar was smart by making it attached to
Speaker 1: a house, so it wasn't a thing that like kids
Speaker 1: would try and emulate. But this, it's all over once
Speaker 1: they see this Wonka thing, this Wonka business.
Speaker 2: Didn't every kid try and think they could fly if
Speaker 2: they held enough fucking balloons?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think we.
Speaker 2: I mean, like, we have plenty of examples where we're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm having that seeing what the fuck happens there? And
Speaker 2: then twist an ankle or some shit?
Speaker 1: Can you fly? Like how many balloons we talk in here?
Speaker 1: I feel like, what's his name, David Blaine?
Speaker 2: Did it? Didn't he Well, there was that Nathan for
Speaker 2: you remember when they said there was a weight limit
Speaker 2: on horseback riding and his solution for like a horseback
Speaker 2: riding business and for people who were over the weight
Speaker 2: limit was to attach like huge balloons to them to
Speaker 2: alleviate some of the weight on the horse's back. Do
Speaker 2: you remember that one? When they were like trail riding,
Speaker 2: they were like people escorting the balloons so it wouldn't
Speaker 2: get popped like on tree branches and shit. And it
Speaker 2: was the most fucking inefficient thing ever, because it's you
Speaker 2: know Nathan FORI.
Speaker 1: You, Yeah, to lift an average adult you would need
Speaker 1: five thousand balloons. Oh and you probably don't want to go.
Speaker 1: You probably want to have a couple extra balloons in
Speaker 1: there because you don't want it to just you know,
Speaker 1: shed of them to pop and suddenly wow.
Speaker 2: Superducer Brian just put in this Wikipedia article for lawn
Speaker 2: chair Larry flight, which I didn't know. In nineteen eighty two,
Speaker 2: Larry Walters made a forty five minute flight in a
Speaker 2: homemade aerostat made of an ordinary patio chair and forty
Speaker 2: five helium filled weather balloons and went from sam Pedro
Speaker 2: to fucking Long Beach air board.
Speaker 1: They are weather balloons. The balloons. Each balloon is larger
Speaker 1: than he is. Oh yeah, I think that's the distinction.
Speaker 2: But wait, what makes something a weather balloon like those
Speaker 2: look like just big?
Speaker 1: They have like scientific measurement apparatie stuck to them in
Speaker 1: their massive enough that like airplanes aren't gonna I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know what my logic was there at the
Speaker 1: end of work, go on, go on, plans you're going
Speaker 1: to see them and not crash into them, which that
Speaker 1: can't be true. Yeah, and in fact, being larger might
Speaker 1: cause more of a problem than a regular balloon. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I think they're big. They're the thing that
Speaker 1: always gets blamed for UFO sightings. I mean, but with
Speaker 1: enough helium like that. I think I brought this up
Speaker 1: on the show recently, that the Goodyear Blimp is filled
Speaker 1: with helium.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, us, And we're in a dirigible crisis in
Speaker 2: this one world.
Speaker 1: Need dirigibles we need like now that we've got the
Speaker 1: orb we need more dirigibles to just floating through the air,
Speaker 1: just create a whimsical.
Speaker 2: I love this Wikipedia article because it tells you about
Speaker 2: all these subsequent people who did cluster balloon flights, and
Speaker 2: a Brazilian Roman Catholic priest and human rights defender he lived,
Speaker 2: did off from amp at a Brazil and with six
Speaker 2: hundred helium filled party balloons, reached an altitude of fifty
Speaker 2: three hundred meters and then landed safely in Argentina like
Speaker 2: they're all ending like, and he did it and it
Speaker 2: was as fuck.
Speaker 1: So it turns out not dangerous at all. Go out
Speaker 1: and grab a cluster of weather balloons filled with helium.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, I think web balloons like must be pretty tough, right,
Speaker 1: They're not just made of the same thing that other
Speaker 1: balloons are made of.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, definitely not. Uh yeah, well look
Speaker 2: and then yeah, like you said David Blaine twenty twenty,
Speaker 2: this guy's done it all man. God, here's some fucking
Speaker 2: greatness for the rest of us.
Speaker 1: David Monter Larry, as Superducer Victor pointed out, was almost
Speaker 1: immediately arrested after he landed because you're not allowed to
Speaker 1: just do that.
Speaker 2: Ah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Quote. We know he broke some part of the Federal
Speaker 1: Aviation Act, and as soon as we decide which part
Speaker 1: it is, some type of charge will be filed. If
Speaker 1: you had a pilot's licen, we'd suspend that. But he doesn't.
Speaker 1: Just a dude hanging on to some balloon.
Speaker 2: Just do with some loons, man doing my thing.
Speaker 1: They did call it a cluster ballooning. He created the
Speaker 1: extreme sport of cluster ballooning.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, that's like I never have.
Speaker 1: Dreams where I can fly, but I have dreams where
Speaker 1: I'm like light, too light to like touch the ground,
Speaker 1: and like when I do try and like run or jump,
Speaker 1: like I like push off a foot from the ground,
Speaker 1: it's very frustrating. It's like the opposite of like why
Speaker 1: people dream that they can fly.
Speaker 2: You're always just slightly your balloon. You just see more
Speaker 2: balloons man.
Speaker 1: That's right, all right, Well those are some of the
Speaker 1: things that are trending on this Tuesday. Don't want eleven
Speaker 1: seven eleven happy seven eleven day, Go get your uh slurpies.
Speaker 1: Slurpies right, not slushies, slushies, they're slushbies, slushbies, slurshies. We
Speaker 1: are back tomorrow with the whole ass episode show. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get
Speaker 1: the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy and we
Speaker 1: will talk you out tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Fight Fight,