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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Tommy Trenderville.

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Speaker 1: Tommy Trenderville Coach Trenderville inspect auditory match clone of Mitch

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Speaker 1: McConnell in my opinions, like local record for some reason.

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Speaker 1: All right, well you will have my zoom audio for

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Speaker 1: everything prior to this Tommy Tuberville former Alabama That was.

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Speaker 2: Awkward, Coach Jack. We just can't get over the awkwardness

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Speaker 2: of that moment. I mean, you've we had zoom audio

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Speaker 2: instead of the clean mic. I'm so sorry to the zikang.

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Speaker 1: Obviously, I do apologize.

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Speaker 2: This is a show that takes very seriously a lot

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Speaker 2: of this kind of stuff. So I'm sorry. Who are

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Speaker 2: we even, Jack, We're so sh don't even.

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Speaker 1: Know I'm Jack Miles. Ah, I'm a little rusty.

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Speaker 2: Talking like one of the green aliens in toy Story. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Tommy Tuberville, he's he's really making waves right now. He

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Speaker 2: gotten some hot water the other night for this quote

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Speaker 2: that he said on CNN talking about white nationalists.

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Speaker 3: Just to be clear, you agree that white nationalists should

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Speaker 3: not be serving in the US military. Is that what

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Speaker 3: you're saying?

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Speaker 4: If people think that a white nationalist is a racist?

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Speaker 4: I agree with that.

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Speaker 3: I agree that white nationalist is someone who believes that

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Speaker 3: the white race is superior to other races.

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Speaker 4: Well, that's some people's opinion, and I don't think I

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Speaker 4: mean a lot.

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Speaker 1: Pardon, what's your opinion.

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Speaker 4: My opinion of a white nationalist, if somebody wants to

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Speaker 4: call them white national to me, is an American. It's

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Speaker 4: an American. Now, if that white nationalist is a racist, one,

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Speaker 4: totally against anything that they want to do. Because I

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Speaker 4: am one hundred and ten percent against racism. I want

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Speaker 4: somebody that's in our military, that's strong, that believes in

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Speaker 4: this country, that's an American that will fight over anybody

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Speaker 4: with man or woman, black or white, writ it doesn't

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Speaker 4: make any difference. And so I'm totally against identity politics.

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Speaker 4: I think it's running this country.

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Speaker 2: And he goes on and on and on, but I

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Speaker 2: just like that he did the dude from the big

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Speaker 2: Lebowski defense of white nationalism where he's like it's racism, Like, well,

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Speaker 2: that's just like your opinion.

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Speaker 1: Your opinion, man, what do you mean? Uh?

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Speaker 2: But again he's he's being uh, he's being sort of but.

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Speaker 1: He's obfuscating obviously. But yeah, I mean that's where he's

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Speaker 1: he's just his brain is broken and he's able to

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Speaker 1: hold both of those things in his brain at the

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Speaker 1: same time. I don't know which one it is.

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Speaker 2: He's I mean, he's continuing to be like, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: meant what I said. It's like, it's that's not what

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Speaker 2: it means. That's your opinion. That's your opinion. I don't

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Speaker 2: know that they're gonna if they're willing to fight the

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Speaker 2: wars of empire for the United States alongside a man, woman, black, white,

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Speaker 2: or red in his case, as he said that you

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Speaker 2: are you're fit to uh go on these conquests of

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Speaker 2: micro militarism.

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Speaker 1: I mean that is the direction we're headedge with, like

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Speaker 1: post Trump, where it's just like the all meaning breaks down, Right,

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Speaker 1: you're just debating whether words mean anything at a certain point.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's going to be hard at a certain point

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Speaker 2: when if we don't have a working definition of things

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Speaker 2: like air watch her, because that's I can imagine as

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Speaker 2: things become a little more fraught resource wise, you're like, well,

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Speaker 2: what do what our rights even?

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Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, I guess it started with Clinton's depends on

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Speaker 1: your definition of what the word is is right, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: I should never let those lawyers in. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, Tell them boys, Oh man, that dance contest

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Speaker 1: was cruel that we witnessed at the Vegas.

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Speaker 2: Oh why are you bringing that up? I put that

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Speaker 2: out of my mind. That's not even a thing that

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Speaker 2: even who is that going to resonate with? They started out,

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Speaker 2: we started out the dance contest with okay, so people

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Speaker 1: Been to an event where they do like the interstitial

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Speaker 1: like entertainment things. You've seen a dance contact.

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Speaker 2: Between orders or at halftime. Yeah, they had three people

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Speaker 2: come up on half court and they said, it's a

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Speaker 2: dance Who's got the best dance moves? I was like,

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Speaker 2: be like a ringer, like break dance or something. No,

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Speaker 2: none of them were like super and and like you know,

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Speaker 1: Song where the ringer froze up because they did have

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Speaker 1: like a little child out there, and then he just

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, he started actually getting pretty sturdy with it.

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Speaker 2: I thought the real music came on, but again I

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Speaker 2: think that anyway, they played the worst music for people

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Speaker 2: to dance to, and it just felt like a set

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Speaker 2: dance to Soldier Boy first one.

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Speaker 1: And it was just like the guy every three seconds

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Speaker 1: at the DJ, like.

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Speaker 2: You want me to get down to this ship anyway?

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Speaker 2: Do better in game DJs.

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Speaker 1: Burger King has introduced a new easier way to kill

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Speaker 1: you in Thailand. It's a new sandwich called the Real Cheeseburger,

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Speaker 1: which is literally just a hamburger bun with.

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Speaker 2: Like twenty slices of cheese.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty slices of American like processed cheese, like craft

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Speaker 1: cheese singles stacked up on top of it. No meat

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Speaker 1: in a jangle like pile, no meat.

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Speaker 2: No sauce, just bread and twenty loose slices of American cheese.

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Speaker 2: Is this? Am I missing something?

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Speaker 1: I think it's I mean, just the fact that we're

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Speaker 1: talking about it means it's working. I guess the fact

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Speaker 1: that every like it became a big internet trend. Burger

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Speaker 1: King actually had distress in social media posts that the

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Speaker 1: sandwich is no joke.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what are they doing on TikTok? Like what's the

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Speaker 2: It was there like a grimace shake version of having

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Speaker 2: the real cheeseburger where you eat twenty slices of processed

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Speaker 2: cheese and then your blood turns to plastic.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's it had Like I feel like the

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Speaker 1: Grimace Shake was pretty easy to acquire and also pretty Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it would go down pretty easy, you know. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you would have to, you know, painstakingly peel all those

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Speaker 1: pieces of American cheese. So some people have come out

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Speaker 1: and said that like it's a bit too much and

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Speaker 1: too intense. Ah shocking, while one review said that it

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Speaker 1: was shockingly bad and doesn't even come with any sauce,

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Speaker 1: burgishing frozen some ketchup packets in case.

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Speaker 2: Cool.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just reading from the review, Yeah, it sucks. I

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Speaker 1: mean I already knew it was going to suck, but

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Speaker 1: for the sake of journalism and because my boss forced

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Speaker 1: me to raise please, I had to bite the cheese.

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Speaker 1: To be fair, each of my colleagues and my team,

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Speaker 1: including my boss, also took a bite of the abomination,

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Speaker 1: just so we can check we're all on the same page,

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Speaker 1: and yes, we're all in agreement that it is horrid. Literally,

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Speaker 1: burger bun, twenty slices of cheese and burger bun. There's

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Speaker 1: no sauce, so burger can graciously through in some ketchrapackets.

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Speaker 2: So is there an ingredient that you could eat one hole,

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Speaker 2: like just a whole sandwich? Is that one ingredient?

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Speaker 1: I would have set American cheese, To be honest with you,

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Speaker 1: I do love.

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Speaker 2: That cheese though, you know what I mean. That's what

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking when I'm eating it. But this picture, the

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Speaker 2: cheese isn't even melt like you're just no, it's not.

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Speaker 2: That's like a cheese block of American cheese.

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Speaker 1: It looks like they've intentionally made it on appetizing, because yeah,

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Speaker 1: the cheese looks it all. It doesn't look like it

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Speaker 1: just came out of the refrigerator, and it also doesn't

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Speaker 1: look melted. It looks like it's at that place where

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Speaker 1: it's been sitting out for a while. It's been like

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Speaker 1: at room temp for too long exactly. It's just kind

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Speaker 1: of like one slice of cheese draped atop the other,

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Speaker 1: and I have a feeling that it's not going to

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Speaker 1: be put together with all the care that this sandwich

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Speaker 1: in the ad is where each cheese is like specifically

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Speaker 1: offset from the one on top of it by like

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Speaker 1: twenty degrees.

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Speaker 2: Well tie z that gang. Let us know, yeah out there.

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Speaker 1: Or don't your favor and don't let us know?

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Speaker 2: Could you get one? A sandwich is just all onions.

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Speaker 1: I mean with bread, and I'm not allowed to have

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Speaker 1: like mustard or pickles with it.

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Speaker 2: Okay you can add okay, you can add one thing

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Speaker 2: to your onion sandwich. What are you gonna add?

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Speaker 1: Probably pickles because pickles will overwhelm it and like kind

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Speaker 1: of be a nice compliment and it'll remind me of

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Speaker 1: hot dogs.

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Speaker 2: Don't know, but jack, just you know the way the

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Speaker 2: sandwich is made, it's just a whole.

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Speaker 1: Whole ass on not even keeled. Yeah, just bite into

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Speaker 2: Oh god, all right.

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Speaker 1: Elizabeth Holmes' sentence has been reduced by two years for

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Speaker 1: some reason. According to records, it was quietly shortened by

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Speaker 1: two years. Now. Her release date is scheduled for December twelfth,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, nobody's really clear on why. And also her

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Speaker 1: co conspirator Sonny Balwani also got his sentence produced by

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Speaker 1: two years. Oh. Possibly it's for good conduct, but that

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Speaker 1: would be weird if they were just both getting the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm really curious about this prison facility that

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Speaker 2: she's in where also Jen Shaw of Real Housewives of

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Speaker 2: Solign City is also serving out her six and a

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Speaker 2: they describe it, the facility sits on thirty seven acres,

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Speaker 2: is home to more than five hundred inmates, most of

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Speaker 2: them are serving for nonviolent offenses and white collar crimes.

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Speaker 2: So this club fed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the fact that there's not a reality show set

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Speaker 1: in the walls of that prison like proves just how full.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bravo, what are you doing? It feels so picturesque.

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Speaker 2: Thirty seven acres for five hundred people, that's that seems

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Speaker 2: like a good spread. Yeah, ah off for stealing from people.

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Speaker 1: Okay, cool, Good for her. It's good to see you know,

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Speaker 1: she saw consequences but then got out of them, which

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Speaker 1: is always we would like to update you when that happened.

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Speaker 2: It would be wild though, like if Elizabeth Holmes are like,

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Speaker 2: we're having an ad time because she's so out of

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Speaker 1: She's just wilding and here fucking people up.

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Speaker 2: She's trying to start a gang in this prison. There

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Speaker 2: are no gangs people gang affiliated here. She's trying to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break and we'll

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Speaker 1: be back. And we're back, and we have some updates.

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Speaker 1: Oh and some stories that we've covered in the past.

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Speaker 1: That forty five year old millionaire tech executive who was

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Speaker 1: using his teenage son as a blood bag, yeah, has

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Speaker 1: announced he won't be receiving any more blood plasma infusions

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Speaker 1: from his teenage son because that's fucked up. No, actually

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Speaker 1: it's because there were quote no benefits detected.

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Speaker 2: Oh, no benefits detected. And then he blamed his son

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Speaker 2: for having shit blood his own son.

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Speaker 1: Be fucking vapin or something.

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Speaker 2: Back, the shit ain't hitting, right, I don't know, Like

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Speaker 2: where is I wonder if for someone like that, because

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Speaker 2: this is the guy who's like trying to reverse the

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Speaker 2: clock on his aging. That's how he got into the

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Speaker 2: Like do you think there's a domino effect here or

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, that's like I never have.

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Speaker 2: You're always just slightly your balloon. You just see more

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Speaker 1: Slurpies right, not slushies, slushies, they're slushbies, slushbies, slurshies. We

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Speaker 1: are back tomorrow with the whole ass episode show. Until then,

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Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get

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Speaker 1: the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy and we

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Speaker 1: will talk you out tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Fight Fight,