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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: Don't even know what song.

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Speaker 3: The fine, Yes, I don't know who sings the song. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: none of the words. But hey, friend, I love your

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Speaker 3: new your new situation that you got going on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Hi, guys, I'm back from La. Hello. I'm so miserable.

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Speaker 4: No, Hi, guys, I'm back. How are you hey, Marie?

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Speaker 4: Hi Sidney, Hey, ponytail Marie.

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Speaker 2: How you doing girl? The ponytail is attached to this hat.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love it. Two and one.

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Speaker 3: Okay, this is like a bank robbing. The glasses were

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Speaker 3: attached the hat and I had to take a ball.

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Speaker 2: Oh beautiful.

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Speaker 3: Oh my paparazzi, Papa Papa Rozzi. Yeah, the show is

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Speaker 3: still on. Yeah, it's still quite bad. No, my god,

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Speaker 3: but I got I got some fan mail from Romania today.

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Speaker 3: Somebody in Eastern Europe's lilt in my DMS and was like,

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Speaker 3: keep doing what y'all are doing?

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Speaker 2: Shador Vice Live. Yay. Oh you know, one one person

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Speaker 2: likes the show. I'm from Romania. Then, okay, international, that's

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Speaker 2: a big deal. Missus worldwide. Hello, so you know that's exciting.

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Speaker 2: But I'm very tired.

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Speaker 3: And they were grateful for this terribly amazing opportunity.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's very it's terrible, amazing. You know, it's insane,

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Speaker 4: Like Marie's got a new.

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Speaker 2: Phone, new phone, and you know, I just want the

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Speaker 2: same for myself. So you don't even have a case

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Speaker 2: on your case on my phone or screen protector.

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Speaker 4: But I feel like, no, nothing, because I just I'm

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Speaker 4: hoping that some money's coming in. An X will come

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Speaker 4: and just fall into my lap or just knock me

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Speaker 4: in the head something. Oh okay, not an ex boyfriend,

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Speaker 4: but the phone iPhone?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I wanted excess.

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Speaker 4: Yes, well, whatever phone Marie has, I would like that.

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Speaker 2: That's the newer one. If and how much is that?

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Speaker 2: It was like a cool twelve hundred dollars. Wow, but

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Speaker 2: you know I wrote it off, Oh my god, Marie.

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Speaker 3: Or I'm saying wrote it off, but I haven't done

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Speaker 3: my taxis yet, but I will write it off.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 3: It's like a computer for your pocket. They were like,

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Speaker 3: are you gonna be doing an installment a payment plan?

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Speaker 3: I was like, ah, put it on my business card.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's how rich is right now. No no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: no no no no no no, I'm not rich. Friend.

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Speaker 2: I just I'm gonna write it off. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: wait are we We still never went to dinner?

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Speaker 3: Wow, you were in another stand my back, and they

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Speaker 3: got Fridays and Saturdays open.

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Speaker 2: No, I have a show tomorrow night. But Saturday, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Saturday might be a cute night. I'm going to no ball.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm gonna Oh, I'm gonna wear seat through.

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Speaker 3: We're not We're not going to know we can go

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Speaker 3: to Papa's.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, Marie, why did you give me all

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Speaker 4: fucking excited, very hungry?

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Speaker 2: I'm actually not.

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Speaker 4: I went to dinners like I went to dinners in

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Speaker 4: lunch when I was in LA and I was not

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Speaker 2: I thought I would have been. That's because you were

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Speaker 2: getting all that vitamin D. You know, I wasn't even

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Speaker 2: that hungry. I was like, I'll just drink this water.

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Speaker 4: So people weren't paying for you know, they were, they were,

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Speaker 4: but I was acting as if I was paying. Oh wow,

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Speaker 4: that's how I was acting so frugal. But that wasn't

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Speaker 4: really the situation.

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Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, but it's fine, it's great. Well did you

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Speaker 2: know that they were paying for you when you got there?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they were like, hey, I want to like I

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Speaker 4: want to take you out And I said, oh, yeah, absolutely.

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Speaker 3: Because you know, we ordered different, we have different energy

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Speaker 3: when we think we're paying and then when that person

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Speaker 3: puts their car down and they're like I got it,

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Speaker 3: and you're like, man, I could have got a juice. No,

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Speaker 3: I could have got an app. No, I could have

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Speaker 3: got a krim Roulett.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 4: They knew up top I had been talking about, Oh man,

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Speaker 4: I've been spending so much fun.

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Speaker 2: Yeah this week two lord.

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Speaker 4: I'm so poor, Like I just saying now a loud

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Speaker 4: you want me to drive you let me? You want

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Speaker 2: Like, what do you need? And I was like everything

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Speaker 2: I needed American Dream.

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Speaker 2: I was like take care of me.

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Speaker 4: And people were just taking me to lunch to know

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Speaker 2: I was like, I have a couple I had like

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Speaker 2: ink to deal with, you know, thinking about buying a

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Speaker 2: building out here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, I'm pretty close. I had like

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Speaker 4: twelve callbacks for like this new Will Smith movie.

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Speaker 2: Hilarious? Is that what you were an expert in?

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Speaker 1: This week?

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Speaker 3: Is like, no, I'm.

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Speaker 4: An expery in coming back home and my ship being gone.

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Speaker 4: That's what I was an excery in my girlfriend Marie

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Speaker 4: condo the house without me fucking being there. So literally,

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Speaker 4: she's just throwing my stuff out. I was like, I

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Speaker 3: She's like, I've been telling you about this stuff for

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Speaker 3: years and it's all things you can get it get again.

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Speaker 2: It's from Rainbow, and I was like, what the fuck

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Speaker 2: you know what my money is?

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Speaker 4: She's like, actually, I know what your money is set up,

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Speaker 2: And I was like, I actually can't. I really can't.

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Speaker 2: So she threw away a lot of stretch, stretchy pieces.

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Speaker 4: Just things that I'm just like, no, I haven't even

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Speaker 4: know that the piles are half half of what they

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Speaker 2: And I'm very upset.

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Speaker 3: I mean, Sydney, I've been seeing you a lot of

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Speaker 3: you got a lot of new looks. I do have

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Speaker 4: No, I was going in Megan's closet. I was like,

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Speaker 4: you're not gonna wear this, bitch, give me this.

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Speaker 3: I saw some like some easy, breezy, beautiful rompers.

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Speaker 2: I saw a lot of white boots. You know, A friend,

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Speaker 2: I think you'll be okay. No, I will not. I

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Speaker 4: But I just want to let you guys know, if

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Speaker 2: Like you can't just you can't do that. I had

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Speaker 2: Where are are they?

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Speaker 3: I was looking underneath like the cats, looking underneath the bed,

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Speaker 3: I was looking underneath the bench. I was like, maybe

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Speaker 3: she hit them. She did not hide them, she threw

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Speaker 2: That I wore and then was planning on returning.

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Speaker 3: I left a bag at the lax in the bathroom,

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Speaker 3: But like I'll be like the blue dress with the

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Speaker 2: I'm fucking miserable. I'm very upset. Well, you look great.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I was just like, are you breaking

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 4: Are you taking things out so you can move another

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Speaker 2: She would never don't get kick you out to bring

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Speaker 4: Any and y'all were just having so much fucking fun

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Speaker 3: I mean, friend, we were cold, so we were like

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Speaker 2: City was posting several times a day.

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Speaker 3: It was like, Wow, I guess, I mean, I guess

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Speaker 3: my friend is dead to me now, Adrian throw all

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Speaker 2: I felt like y'all were in kohoots. No if we

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Speaker 3: Then I she would have called me and I would

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Speaker 2: She threw them away. She knows that they're throwaways. There

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Speaker 2: was nothing. If you washed it, it would disintegrated, like

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Speaker 2: melted in the industrial washer and dryers. You know, Mitch,

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Speaker 2: what were you an expert in this week the speak?

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Speaker 3: I was an expert at wearing a fashion Ova jeans.

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Speaker 3: I've never in my life worn a pair of fashion

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Speaker 3: Ova jeans. Were a pair of last night for the show.

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Speaker 3: They were a size zero because you know, fashion Ova

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Speaker 3: be hating on us skinny thick people, and it was

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Speaker 3: little bit of like a poop, like a little should

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Speaker 3: I order fashion Ova this? I feel like you might

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Speaker 3: need to, But zero is your size friend. It's very

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Speaker 3: stretchy and it's gonna hit your butt. It's just going

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Speaker 3: like like that line under your butt that like pops

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Speaker 3: it up video ho butt is what I call it.

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Speaker 3: I had to get up during the show to do

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Speaker 3: a full turn so people could see my butt. Really,

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Speaker 3: and I shouted out fashion Ova, So maybe I'm a

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Speaker 3: Nova babe? Now am i fashion ovah bab?

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Speaker 4: I'm possibly I'm upset because I need to get these

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Speaker 4: jeans now, Oh girl, they're so good?

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Speaker 2: How much are they? They were like forty four dollars?

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Speaker 2: But I didn't pay for them. Friend, then you know Wardrobe,

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Speaker 2: I think I gonna let you give them. I ripped

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Speaker 2: the tags off, like I was. They were Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I ripped the tags so they couldn't return them. Oh

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Speaker 2: my goodness.

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Speaker 3: I was like, wow, yeah, so that's you know what

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Speaker 3: I was an expert in this week, friend, is just

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Speaker 3: you know hashtag ad oh man, wait till I post

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Speaker 3: this freaking photo. Mind, my butt looks very small in

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Speaker 3: the photo, but you know, camera deletes ten pounds.

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Speaker 2: Let me see the photo, Let me see the girl.

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Speaker 2: Let me face tune and tune that ass. Let me

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Speaker 2: can you warp it a little bit so it looks

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Speaker 2: more round. I got you, boo, I got you.

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Speaker 3: I'll give you some titties too, because I don't have

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's done the soon to be canceled shut us, Marie.

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Speaker 3: I don't want this negativity, nigga, like it's you know,

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Speaker 3: He's been laughing this entire time, which means, you know,

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Speaker 2: So far, it's been fun. Huh. I've enjoying this well,

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Speaker 1: I am genuinely hurt for Sydney. I think that's truly cruel.

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Speaker 2: Coming in hot?

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Speaker 2: The word experts is that Jeremiah, I feel like Ephesians.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. People say, can you be my lawyer? Can you

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Speaker 2: This is our Latin King of the Hill. That's what

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Speaker 3: I don't know if y'all remember classic cartoon throwback Dug Funny,

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Speaker 3: Doug always got the same clothes on the cartoons clowned him,

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Speaker 3: and he was all the same vest, khaki, shorts, and undershirt.

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Speaker 1: They're like slightly different colors. My pants are deaf, exactly

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Speaker 2: I don't know if the listeners can hear. But you're you're, you're,

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Speaker 3: She was like, you're gonna sit on you're you're.

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Speaker 2: You're a heffer. No, you're a bigger, dude. You're bigger.

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Speaker 3: So when you find something that you like and it fits,

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Speaker 2: Is also six feet? Yes, but he ain't gonna weight

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Speaker 2: howbout you wait, and Andrew, I weigh one twenty two,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, grade twenty five, twenty five and I've lost weight

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Speaker 3: Yes, I was like, I was like, yeah, pull up

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Speaker 1: Want to see city Line back and ship? I had

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Speaker 3: My mom.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I'm not blaming them. I'm just saying that

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Speaker 1: My mother in law. They all live within the one

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Speaker 4: I need to live with ch'all so I could get

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Speaker 4: it sickms, I don't wait on me.

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Speaker 2: Two seeds. Damn have you seen Sydney she looks fat.

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Speaker 2: No no, no, no, she's sick. That's my goals for

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Speaker 1: I'm three twenty five.

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Speaker 2: That's three of us. Sitney, ye crazy and and your

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Speaker 2: But I was one sixty five and she was one

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Speaker 2: I think I was like, wow, they were sick.

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Speaker 1: I was one.

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Speaker 3: And this is what family and loved us family and

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Speaker 3: love family, love children.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they make it hafty be when you're single. We

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Speaker 3: Look, we had to get an extra chair for it's

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Speaker 3: above and beyond, Oh, honestly and truly, but now we

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Speaker 3: should we should be number ninety eight to start. There's

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Speaker 3: no way we're not that literally, Oh my god. Okay,

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Speaker 3: so tell us a little bit about you.

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Speaker 2: So you are a landlord.

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Speaker 1: Yes, indeed, and have been for how long? Officially for

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Speaker 1: about ten years, unofficially my whole life, just because I've always.

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Speaker 2: Worked with my dad and his buildings, and he was

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Speaker 1: Yeah. My dad currently owns like eight properties in New York.

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Speaker 1: I own two and a.

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Speaker 2: Half and half.

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Speaker 3: He tried to throw us off the center of East

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well it's accurate though, because my dads aren't all houses.

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Speaker 1: Some of them are like vacant lots that he went

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Speaker 2: I could own a vacant lot. Yeah I can't, but

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Speaker 2: I could. I still have a friend before before it

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Speaker 3: Somebody sent me a DM yesterday and they were like,

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Speaker 2: He was like, do with that what you will? I

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Speaker 1: Lot, would you still be hosting the.

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Speaker 2: Just are skied out? Just like hey, poor people. God,

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't allow it. We would joke you out. Jokes

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Speaker 2: won't even be good. It would just be me reading

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Speaker 2: my receipts. Man, I mean it would vote you out.

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Speaker 2: I wrote it off of the island.

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Speaker 3: I would get you all band. I would buy them

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Speaker 3: any faster impossible, impossible. I don't go fundme for us

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Speaker 3: the landlord and be like, y'all gotta shut it down.

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Speaker 2: This show is terrible today. See see you can't give

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Speaker 2: nobody ship nothing. She got a show now, shit on

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Speaker 1: Too much power?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Power?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but like what kind of Because you're like my landlord,

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Speaker 3: I feel like it's tiny. You are big, kind almost,

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Speaker 3: you're nice, You're like a teddy bear. But I feel

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00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,440
Speaker 3: like if you knocked on my door asking for your money,

443
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,600
Speaker 3: I'd be like, oh my god, he's so scary.

444
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:53,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, And that's definite effective, and it's I use a

445
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,520
Speaker 1: lot because my dad isn't big anymore. He's like a

446
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:56,560
Speaker 1: little doey five four.

447
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,200
Speaker 2: So did your dad shrink?

448
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,440
Speaker 1: Yeah he did over time. He's like five back in

449
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,160
Speaker 1: the day. But yeah, what we do is he kind

450
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,800
Speaker 1: of goes and collects rent from everyone that's cordial, went

451
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,760
Speaker 1: on point, and I'm the guy he's sent after. Oh

452
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,800
Speaker 1: follow up? Yeah, like if you haven't paid and relate,

453
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,200
Speaker 1: then you start getting business from me.

454
00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:14,760
Speaker 2: No way, I want to know what is it? A

455
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:15,320
Speaker 2: walk up?

456
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,760
Speaker 3: So they got you and now we don't want you

457
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,399
Speaker 3: to do the follow up because.

458
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:25,680
Speaker 1: When you get up there, like, I'm like, I'm legit angry.

459
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,760
Speaker 1: It's not even about the money, Like, yo, you made

460
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Speaker 1: me come up these four flights. Yeah, I'm not doing

461
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,359
Speaker 1: this sweat Okay. I was thinking that's no, four is

462
00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:35,200
Speaker 1: a lot A lot. I live on the third floor.

463
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,440
Speaker 1: I only use my stairs, right, But you're not going

464
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,000
Speaker 1: up with an extra two hundred pounds on you.

465
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Speaker 2: I am not by way three twenty five. I would

466
00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:43,200
Speaker 2: never leave my house.

467
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:43,440
Speaker 3: Yeah.

468
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:46,040
Speaker 2: Basically, so shows on the table. How you be knocking

469
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,320
Speaker 2: on the door? Follow is it?

470
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:48,440
Speaker 3: Like?

471
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,960
Speaker 1: So it's not that the knock is necessarily gangster is

472
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,520
Speaker 1: that all my tenants are like latinos, so I purposely

473
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,399
Speaker 1: only talking English like I'm like, yo, I need you

474
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Speaker 1: to notice is like bank level, like scary, like I'm

475
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:06,399
Speaker 1: gonna call something, and they're like battle and I'm like yo, open,

476
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,320
Speaker 1: you know, So it changes the whole tonality. My dad

477
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:16,800
Speaker 1: comes in with the like nice whatever, I'm here.

478
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:25,040
Speaker 2: Is my money? Yes, you know? Yeah, you know that

479
00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:25,359
Speaker 2: for me?

480
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:30,240
Speaker 1: You get, you get, I'm here for the rent. They

481
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,439
Speaker 1: always get one of their kids to translate and they

482
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:33,240
Speaker 1: come and talk to me.

483
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,920
Speaker 2: They act like they don't know what day of the

484
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:35,399
Speaker 2: month it is.

485
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,720
Speaker 1: They act like second, Yeah, I'm like you saw the

486
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,520
Speaker 1: guy last week. I'm the much bigger, taller, younger version

487
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,400
Speaker 1: of him, and I'm here to collect what you didn't

488
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,680
Speaker 1: give them last time. And I tend to say that

489
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,000
Speaker 1: pretty seriously.

490
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:47,680
Speaker 2: Wait how long?

491
00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:48,920
Speaker 1: I wait? A week?

492
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:53,679
Speaker 2: A week? Oh, come on, bro, that's a week.

493
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:55,760
Speaker 3: You live there?

494
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,960
Speaker 2: You know here?

495
00:21:58,240 --> 00:21:58,440
Speaker 3: Yeah?

496
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:02,520
Speaker 1: How long? How long is justifiably late? Without being told

497
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,120
Speaker 1: anything about me and late?

498
00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:11,480
Speaker 2: I would say two weeks more weeks you owe me

499
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:15,639
Speaker 2: my money for to say on the twenty ninth of

500
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 2: the month prior, I'm.

501
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,359
Speaker 1: Okay waiting a week, but you gotta give me your

502
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 1: heads up, like oh yeah, my bad. Yeah, Like if

503
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,359
Speaker 1: you haven't told me anything, you're defin gonna get a visit.

504
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:29,000
Speaker 2: My management company takes the money right out of the bank.

505
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,560
Speaker 1: Exactly, Like that's how most of them function. I'm definitely

506
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,360
Speaker 1: collected in person has advantage to it legally. I don't

507
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:35,760
Speaker 1: want to say, we know why.

508
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:38,120
Speaker 2: Breaking back.

509
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:42,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there is leverage to it. But yeah, I'm

510
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:43,720
Speaker 1: definitly a collecting person.

511
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,119
Speaker 2: Have you ever thrown anybody out of a window?

512
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 3: No?

513
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 1: No, No, I have kicked out people quickly, but not quickly. Yes,

514
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:55,359
Speaker 1: how are you quickly about putting all these stuff outside?

515
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 2: Oh you go in you go in there the marshall?

516
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, oh your to I personally have not what

517
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:04,480
Speaker 1: I've done. I've kicked out people aggressively when we've had

518
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 1: uh not official relationships like something that I can't put

519
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,960
Speaker 1: like a lease on. So like I could say, this

520
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,360
Speaker 1: now is no longer the case. I think I told

521
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:13,879
Speaker 1: you all about this. I had I had a tenant

522
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,920
Speaker 1: that we were renting out the basement too because he

523
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 1: had chickens for cock fighting. So this is okay, well.

524
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:24,480
Speaker 2: Some cock fighting.

525
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,119
Speaker 1: So the cock fighting wasn't done in our property, but.

526
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Speaker 2: It wasn't on the.

527
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 3: Record, okay, Michael Vick, Yeah, keep going, okay, colonels.

528
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,240
Speaker 2: So what happens when the chicken loses?

529
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Speaker 1: Well, like I said, I didn't know anything. I don't

530
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,920
Speaker 1: see them fight literally, but they stored them in my crib.

531
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Speaker 1: They took them out elsewhere. They would keep them there.

532
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,200
Speaker 1: From what I understand, there's some training there, like exercise.

533
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,920
Speaker 2: There was a little gym down the little Rocky. It

534
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,480
Speaker 2: was fight club for these chicken.

535
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they would take them out at night

536
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 1: and they would go like do cock fighting elsewhere. And

537
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,639
Speaker 1: this was on This was beneath my laundry mat that

538
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 1: was renting out from us. So I remember it was

539
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 1: a big deal when he agreed because he had to

540
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,399
Speaker 1: do a lot of work fortifying the basement. Because I'm like, yo,

541
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 1: like this customers upstairs that have nothing to do with Like,

542
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 1: they're not ranked. You don't want to be like doing

543
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:15,439
Speaker 1: your shirts and shit and.

544
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,400
Speaker 2: Today, Yeah do they sound? Do they sound?

545
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:18,680
Speaker 1: They had to do a ton of work. I would

546
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 1: say they spent maybe like ten to fifteen k just on.

547
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:25,119
Speaker 2: Okay, so you got to finished basically flighting right exactly.

548
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 1: So they kept it downstairs for maybe three to four years.

549
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 4: You know how much money that they were making that

550
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 4: they were like, yeah, yeah, we'll spend fifteen thousand.

551
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 1: Dollars, and how much they were paying like it was

552
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 1: it was it's easily to this day and I was

553
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,440
Speaker 1: almost ten years ago. Now to this day, it's still

554
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 1: the most I've ever got paid for it. Wow, think

555
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,639
Speaker 1: about that. A year ago I got apartments that are

556
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:47,920
Speaker 1: three bedrooms that have inflation, like their their fully brand

557
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 1: new apartments. How much isom three bedroom in East New York.

558
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 1: My dad's is upstairs is probably won for like twenty

559
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,199
Speaker 1: six right now, still more for.

560
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 2: Three bedrooms East New York. Yeah's New York. Just so listeners,

561
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 2: East New York. It's pretty much that island.

562
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 1: It's not far, but it's scary, you know.

563
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,120
Speaker 3: But gentrification is still coming out there. It's the white

564
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 3: people in East New York.

565
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, and you're starting to see that it's so dumb.

566
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 2: I'm from here and wouldn't go there.

567
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, those are the white people that I'm worried about.

568
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 3: I'm like, you don't mind being there?

569
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 1: Okay?

570
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 3: They take the train out there late at night. Yeah,

571
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 3: they'd be on their phone on the sidewalk. It's crissy.

572
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,959
Speaker 2: Those are those are the low key killers.

573
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 3: Okay, the ones they got bodies in their basement. They

574
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,920
Speaker 3: soundproof to their basements for twenty kids. Yeah, for the

575
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:37,439
Speaker 3: bodies for so now you have an insulated soundproof basement,

576
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 3: you quick, it's sex dungeon.

577
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:43,640
Speaker 2: Okay, doing up candy coated night ill. Okay, so wait

578
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 2: all right, so that that happened with that.

579
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:49,679
Speaker 1: So but yeah, that tenant we kicked out aggressively, essentially

580
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 1: because there was a two week period where the chickens

581
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,680
Speaker 1: were making a ton of noise and the guy hadn't

582
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,440
Speaker 1: shown up to care for them. There was a guy

583
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 1: that the person we rented to was to come in

584
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,200
Speaker 1: daily feed the chickens and take care of them, and

585
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 1: it was like out of hand, like it was. It

586
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 1: was stinking the he he probably died on the way

587
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 1: to work.

588
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 3: We didn't put a missing person's report out for the

589
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 3: dude that was feeding chicken.

590
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. The there was friends, Yeah, I

591
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 1: don't care. It's just you're paying me an obscene amount

592
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:19,880
Speaker 1: of money.

593
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 3: Chickens were crying out for him. Yeah, y'all were just like,

594
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:24,680
Speaker 3: well stings down here.

595
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:25,120
Speaker 2: He died.

596
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 1: Next dude gotta go.

597
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 2: So so wait, did the Animal Precinct come and give it?

598
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 1: No, we literally just packed everything up at night when

599
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 1: everything closed, we just left it out front.

600
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:39,679
Speaker 3: You left the chickens out exist on the curb curb alert,

601
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 3: and you were like, anybody needs some chicken.

602
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 2: It's like it's niggas around they know what to do

603
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 2: with this chicken. Kennedy was like, oh wow, said the

604
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 2: Popeye chicken lady pulled up. She was like baby chicken strips,

605
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 2: Like did you keep chicken?

606
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 1: Why would I keep chicken?

607
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 3: You could have broke the neck and ate the chickens.

608
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,640
Speaker 3: PC is coming after us now. They don't listen a podcast.

609
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 1: Over but realistic, like from now. My dad said he

610
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 1: went to the corner store and he talked to the

611
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 1: people that he knew that were actually involved in like

612
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: the betting of it. And I'm willing to bet that

613
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,719
Speaker 1: they all got scooped up for that because they disappeared

614
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 1: that night.

615
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,159
Speaker 3: Like he was like, you put anything on the sidewalk

616
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 3: in New York City, but they could be a broken

617
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 3: ikea bed frames. Someone's gonna be like, oh, I could

618
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 3: use that was I'm worried. I'm worried about these chickens

619
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:36,640
Speaker 3: right now. How many was it, Sydney? Okay, chicken, don't

620
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 3: act like, don't do that. You know you're not pep.

621
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 1: It's enough that it was work Like I would say

622
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,400
Speaker 1: I made more than one trip down.

623
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 2: But how many chickens are in the crate?

624
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: You gotta be like four to five because you know,

625
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 1: like you gotta remember any You could put more, but

626
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: you don't want to because he's also fighting chicken.

627
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 2: This is fascinating steroids. These are jail these are rikers.

628
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 2: Just pull ups on the don't walk side and just.

629
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,440
Speaker 1: For your own safety, like you know, I didn't. I never,

630
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 1: I'd never done it before. I literally showed up. I

631
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: collected this was the only tenant where like the relationship

632
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 1: was I'm scared of you type thing. You know. So

633
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 1: I didn't even want to go down there after everything

634
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 1: was set up. So the first time I'm down there,

635
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 1: I'm touching these like boxes that I know for a

636
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: fact have chickens that have killed another chickens. I don't

637
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:23,199
Speaker 1: want to touch them.

638
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 3: Okay, see you didn't check the boxes. It might have

639
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,359
Speaker 3: been guns under the chickens. It was drugs under it

640
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 3: was you think they just had chickens down there proof

641
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 3: for some damn birds. Okay, you think Plucky Duck needed quiet?

642
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 1: No, I do only because of the amount of money

643
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 1: that's involved in in cock fighting. Yeah, I feel like

644
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 1: there's enough bread in that that you could justify just

645
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: having chickens.

646
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 2: Okay, I have a question. It was a bunny laundering scheme.

647
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 4: Now hold on, Okay, so you kicked them out two weeks.

648
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 4: Now when does it when the marshals have to come?

649
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 4: When how many months do you not pay for them

650
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 4: to come and.

651
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 1: Break the door down with tennants? So it's a brawlic process. Yeah,

652
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: a buff process right off the bat. When you don't

653
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: pay rent, I have to give you notice after three

654
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: days in writing that you are late. Then from there

655
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: there's a I believe it's a week mark, and then

656
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 1: at the month mark is the first time I could

657
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: report you as you like you're delinquent.

658
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 2: I got like a cool three and a half weeks.

659
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 1: And that's before I even report it. From the moment

660
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 1: of you not paying to kicking you out in New York,

661
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 1: I can't do that another six months. Like if I'm

662
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Speaker 1: like super on points a landlord that like I'm sending

663
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 1: every document in instantly. There's no way I'm kicking you

664
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 1: out before that. It's impossible. No, I have six months

665
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 1: so from not paying a dollar today, six months later,

666
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: you'll still be in that apartment.

667
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 2: You heard that listeners. Six months and welcome to New York.

668
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 2: This is a renters city.

669
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 1: Amen. Now with that said, it won't be a friendly

670
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: six months. I keep that in mind, like months three

671
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 1: through six, you're gonna get some aggressive tactics from your landlord, like.

672
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna walk out to check them out, to

673
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 2: go tackle me by the legs.

674
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 1: Real talk, like they'll still leave, you know. Like it

675
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: starts like with like phone calls, voicemails to like in

676
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 1: person visits.

677
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 3: And Sally may do that, worry about that, Sally may

678
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 3: don't have my new number, she got my mom's.

679
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 2: Got my mom number.

680
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: But it you know, it does make it uncomfortable for

681
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 1: certain people, makes it off for you to have guests

682
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 1: come over and things like that.

683
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,479
Speaker 3: Hey man, I haven't paid my rent. Just to let

684
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 3: you know, don't take your shoes off. You can't get

685
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 3: too comfortable. I know this guy who was who lived

686
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 3: with who had a roommate, and he was paying his

687
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 3: roommate because the roommate's name was on the lease for months,

688
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 3: and came home one day and was like they got

689
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 3: kicked out because the roommate never was he was using

690
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 3: the money and he was traveling a Dubai, he was

691
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 3: going to Morocco.

692
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 2: He was traveling the world with his rent money and

693
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 2: not paying it, and they both got kicked out.

694
00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 1: So six months easy, easy, I would say in most cases,

695
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 1: you'll make it a full year. If you're a gangster.

696
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 1: Six months is like this landlord has one problem tenant

697
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: and he's like on top of every freaking email and text.

698
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 1: And I don't know any landlord like that, Like, no

699
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: landlord the first because you'd have to document all that.

700
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 1: So like the first time I talked to you about

701
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: late rent, Realistically, if you've been good up until that point,

702
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 1: it's probably just the in person like, yeah, everything all right,

703
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 1: So I haven't even everything guy, you good? You know,

704
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 1: I haven't documented the whole first month of it, you know,

705
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 1: So it's just hard to have that kind of like

706
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: systematic approach to it. So easily six months and you'll

707
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 1: make it a year, but it is awkward.

708
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 3: So I heard that it like in New York State,

709
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 3: if you don't pay your rent and you're gonna get

710
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 3: kicked out, they can't lock.

711
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 2: The doors unless you leave the parrectic. So they just

712
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 2: got it.

713
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 3: You got to stay home because as soon as you leave,

714
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 3: they can get in there and like you won't be

715
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 3: able to get back in.

716
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 4: I had someone who was rotating people in their place

717
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 4: to make sure there was somebody always fucking there.

718
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 2: Sure, dude, it's like, just pay your fucking rent.

719
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 3: Romie rotating broke friend your bum ass, and just pay

720
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 3: the fucking rent. Man.

721
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 2: Wait, so what's the difference between a landlord and a super?

722
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 1: Oh? Sure, yeah, I get that a lot. It's basically

723
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: has to do an ownership. So if you're a landlord,

724
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 1: that means you own the property and you do the

725
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 1: jobs of a super, whereas a super is someone hired

726
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: by a property owner. So you usually see a super

727
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 1: at like a building where like you know twenty or

728
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: thirty apartments, or someone that owns several properties, whereas a

729
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 1: landlord is typically someone like myself, where like I own

730
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 1: one to two you know there are three to four apartments,

731
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 1: so I could kind of manage it on my own,

732
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: and I don't, but it wouldn't be economically like smart

733
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 1: for me to pay someone else to do that.

734
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 2: And the landlord typically doesn't live in the buildings, but

735
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 2: the super does.

736
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 1: Correct, the landlords can like I live in one of mine,

737
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: but I obviously wouldn't live in all of them. So yeah,

738
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: but the super uh does only because a it's more

739
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: efficient and be this it's usually one of the perks

740
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 1: of the job. Like though, give them an apartment for

741
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: free in exchange for the work they city.

742
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 2: We should be I want to be. Should be super

743
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 2: people sleep on it.

744
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 1: You'll make like forty fifty grand doing work and you'll

745
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 1: get to work.

746
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got a little clock toilet Yeah, okay, wait,

747
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 3: let's talk about that.

748
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 2: What is actually the job of a super?

749
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, so being really unclocked toilets, I probably wouldn't do that.

750
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 1: You can kind of handle that on your own. But

751
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 1: anything that affects your ability to live normally. So uh.

752
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 2: If so a mouse, I.

753
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: Would say a mouse one. No, if you have a

754
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 1: mouse problem, also I have to have mice. No different, Like,

755
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: if you have a mouse problem, that's different.

756
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 2: Def call me for that infestation.

757
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, but one, I'm expecting you to kind of handle

758
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: that if you have a mouse problem, Like, yeah, I'm

759
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: seeing mice in the hallway, I'm seeing mice in all

760
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: the random apartments.

761
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 3: I'm gonna just lie listen. I'm a call for one

762
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 3: one and be like, listen, this building is trash. I

763
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:52,719
Speaker 3: did call four one one.

764
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 2: I had a mouse. And you know they say when

765
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 2: you have one, you got more than one, And.

766
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 1: That's kind of the thing. It's pretty. It's something that's

767
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 1: you're gonna have a hard time disproving the landlord.

768
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 2: The state of New York. I called the Department of

769
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 2: Housing and snitched on my building. Girl, that mouse was

770
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 2: a roommate. He wasting no bills.

771
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 3: He was so nice, he was coming.

772
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 1: He was like.

773
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 3: Little tiny Stewart, little glass of rose. He's like, you

774
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 3: guys off again.

775
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 2: He's like, girl, you need to leave him. He was like,

776
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,719
Speaker 2: the dick was trash against this. He was like it was.

777
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:35,919
Speaker 2: I was there, so it was trashed. Oh my god.

778
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 1: Okay, but they are supposed to do a fumigation at

779
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: set periods and that's actually in your lease. So like

780
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 1: they are supposed to do like a building wide jumigation

781
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 1: for mice once once a year in my building. Leases.

782
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's different for like in your

783
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 1: case you live in a bigger building, but there is

784
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 1: like a set amount of times that they have to

785
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 1: so that way, like if you had a mouse problem

786
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 1: and you can show, oh, ship, they haven't humigated.

787
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 2: Hey, what is you gotta leave the building on the

788
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 2: human yas?

789
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, leave your apartment.

790
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, Oh no they haven't. I've been in

791
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,280
Speaker 3: my building three years. They've never humigated.

792
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 1: No one said like, y'all, we're gonna do like some extermination.

793
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 3: No, I've been there and I'm going call for one one. Yeah,

794
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 3: I'm gonna send them a text right now.

795
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 2: Oh and remember there was a woman that's like she's

796
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 2: a border on my floor and when she started, her

797
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 2: kids came in and started throwing stuff away. That's when

798
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 2: my mouth popped up.

799
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 1: I's like a super valid argument because how would they

800
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: It's a building in Brooklyn, Like it's almost impossible to

801
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 1: keep it without mice unless you're regularly like checking in right.

802
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 3: Also, it doesn't matter how clean you are in your apartment.

803
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 3: There are thirty people in your building.

804
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 4: Building.

805
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got a big ass building.

806
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:47,720
Speaker 3: There's definitely right, five six stories and there's two sides,

807
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 3: and there's six apartments on each floor on both sides.

808
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nuts. We do once a year for mice

809
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,320
Speaker 1: and twice a year for roaches.

810
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 2: Twice year.

811
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 3: I feel like East New York need to do roach

812
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, I feel like once a day.

813
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 1: And that's what I'm saying, like, at least we do

814
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 1: that much like your building hasn't done any in years.

815
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 1: I'd be nervous.

816
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 3: We have an exterminator that comes for like ants and

817
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 3: like bugs and stuff like that, like like dusty s pests,

818
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:15,280
Speaker 3: but not for mice.

819
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 4: We've never had that either in our building. And we

820
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 4: have we have two cats luckily, so like I never

821
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 4: have to worry about You've got people on patrol, yeah,

822
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:27,240
Speaker 4: to worry about mice, but like no roaches or anything

823
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 4: like that.

824
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 2: We never had extermination for that good.

825
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 1: I mean, if it's not an issue, then you're good.

826
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 3: But it's not an issue when we're awake, But when

827
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 3: everybody's sleeping, that's when the bugs are like A.

828
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,800
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, but we get centipedes. What about that?

829
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 4: We get in a lot of legs, no idea they

830
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 4: don't go to East New York dirty, They're not walking.

831
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 2: It's too far there.

832
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 1: Just stop here. Yeah, I have no where.

833
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 2: We've never seen it.

834
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 1: Where would they start from? Like, where's the centipede coming

835
00:36:58,160 --> 00:36:59,240
Speaker 1: from to get to your apartment?

836
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 3: Well we have knows right, right, So centipedes come from outside,

837
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 3: I think so to. I saw, Oh my god, I

838
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 3: was getting in the I was trying to get into

839
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 3: the shower and one crawled across the floor in front

840
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 3: of me, and I.

841
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,840
Speaker 2: Was like, do I need a shower today?

842
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 3: You got it.

843
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:18,800
Speaker 1: I've never seen a centipede.

844
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 2: You've never seen this building. You've never seen them in

845
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 2: East New York. Not Google, because mabe, you don't know

846
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 2: what it is.

847
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the legs and ship.

848
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 3: It's not a spider my friend's mouth, but right right,

849
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 3: it's like a human.

850
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 1: Now, I feel pretty confident. I feel like I've only

851
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 1: seen that in like other places.

852
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 2: Now, what the hell is a millipede? It has more legs.

853
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 1: You've never seen that, not in the apartment. I've seen

854
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 1: them in life, like in general, I've lived long enough

855
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: to have run into them.

856
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:48,800
Speaker 2: I've definitely.

857
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're so nasty, so yes, how much money do

858
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 4: you think you saved by being landlord.

859
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, at the very least if you have

860
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: just one building and you write, I don't pay rent,

861
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 1: So you're looking at, you know, fifteen hundred bucks.

862
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:08,399
Speaker 3: Why are we not because we're not dealing with pists. Yeah,

863
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 3: We're not on clocking toilets. And I'm too small to

864
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 3: be knocking on somebody's door to be like, you're where's

865
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 3: my money?

866
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 2: You're gonna veno me now? Like do you have did

867
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,720
Speaker 2: you have another story other than the chickens?

868
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 3: That was just like, oh my god, I went on

869
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 3: my craziest top, the craziest tenant besides that that you

870
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:25,919
Speaker 3: think you've.

871
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 1: Ever had, Well, we've had a few issues. We had

872
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 1: someone that we had to call that we had the

873
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: cops called on them because they were holding their wife hostage. Yeah,

874
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,720
Speaker 1: and this happened on the first day I got promoted

875
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: at my job. So I had to like give this

876
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 1: as an excuse to like my boss. I'm like, yo, listen,

877
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: I'm not going to make it into work. There's a

878
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 1: hostage situation.

879
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 2: He was like okay, Tenzel, all right, okay.

880
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: Okay, So like yeah, so you could have just said,

881
00:38:57,719 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 1: like you needed today like you need to make up

882
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: some story, like no, like there's a hot he's and

883
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 1: when I get in the next day I go to

884
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,839
Speaker 1: explain to him, He's like, no, no, you don't need

885
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 1: to tell me. Everybody told me you live in East

886
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 1: New York. It made much, but yeah, dude, he held

887
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 1: up the block on man talk between Picking and Belmont.

888
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 2: I've never even heard of those streets I heard. I've

889
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 2: never been. Feel like I've heard of maybe one of

890
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:19,440
Speaker 2: those streets.

891
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had a hot situation there for like four

892
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 1: hours on Good morning, I believe so. Like I My

893
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 1: understanding is he said that he had a gun and

894
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:34,799
Speaker 1: four hours later he got taken out with handcuffs. That's

895
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 1: what I saw, uh, in terms of if he had

896
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 1: one or not, I did not want to check. I'd

897
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,719
Speaker 1: let the cops kind of hand do that thing. The

898
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 1: only reason I was called over is because I was

899
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 1: only other person that would respond to that keys, so

900
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 1: I had to.

901
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 3: And they were like, yo, in a situation like that,

902
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 3: wouldn't the fire department come and like right, jaws of life?

903
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: And that would be the case. I didn't get to

904
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,400
Speaker 1: call from the cops. I got the call from my

905
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: fellow landlords on the block saying Yo, they're gonna kick in.

906
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,919
Speaker 2: Your door, and you were like, ah, those doors costs

907
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 2: too much.

908
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 1: And we show each other love, like yo, yash. So

909
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,759
Speaker 1: it's a hot situation. Is one of your tenants, it's

910
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: in your buildings. I show up and they're like yo,

911
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: Like you're gonna need to be available because they will

912
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 1: freaking kicking your ship. And unfortunately that's.

913
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,839
Speaker 2: Something that how much does it cost to replace the door?

914
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 1: It depends on the door. The ones in East New

915
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,439
Speaker 1: York they're like brawling.

916
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, they're like prison doors. And how much is that?

917
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:24,439
Speaker 1: You'll drop a g on that? Easy?

918
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 2: Because come on, she on the door? Got that? You

919
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:28,839
Speaker 2: got paying rent?

920
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 1: Right? But why is it cheap?

921
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 3: Though I didn't say it was cheap, it was cheap.

922
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,439
Speaker 3: I just spent twelve hundred dollars on the phone. Okay,

923
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 3: I could have got a door, but don't have Wi Fi.

924
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 3: I wasn't gonna have LTE.

925
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 1: Okay, Like because the apartment doors are like two to

926
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,800
Speaker 1: three hundred bucks. But the front door for a building,

927
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 1: like you want to avoid breakings for sure, like you'll

928
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 1: you'll drop a real bread on that.

929
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 2: Okay, Well you know, you have to knock the front door.

930
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 1: And that's what I'm saying. If they kick that in,

931
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 1: that's going to be besides you replacing the door, like

932
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 1: all the frames. It's just work that I want to

933
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 1: get into some do what you gotta do the right thing. So, yeah,

934
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 1: they kicked in the door for the apartment that I could,

935
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 1: you know, I could take the l on that.

936
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 3: But now now I have somebody that has probably a

937
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 3: big foot and a strong kick. Where do I need

938
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 3: to kick the door for it to come on?

939
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 1: Like?

940
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 2: How where do I hit it with my foot under

941
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 2: the doorknob or above the doorknob.

942
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 1: I would go directly next to the doorknob. Actually, oh,

943
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,320
Speaker 1: you want to go to the point where there's the

944
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:33,799
Speaker 1: weakest link to.

945
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 3: The frames were kicking in the door. It's got to

946
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 3: be closest to the doorknob.

947
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I actually have a problem in my building.

948
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 4: I'm wondering if you can.

949
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 2: You can come up. Now, I live in a building.

950
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 4: It's it's not that big, Like I live in a

951
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 4: one bedroom, but I can't imagine the two bedrooms being

952
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 4: any bigger.

953
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 2: Our next door neighbor has a rock waller.

954
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:59,760
Speaker 3: Like a full grown like a door allowed as literally

955
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 3: as big as you, and I feel like it's it's

956
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 3: in humane to have this dog in this apartment. And

957
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 3: then the dog is crying from six a m. To

958
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 3: eleven am every day and you just like to pee.

959
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 4: No like howling, like just it's it's it's probably just

960
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 4: a bad situation for this big ass dog. There's like

961
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 4: three kids in there in a it's bad sounds, but

962
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 4: the dog is crying every day, So what do I do?

963
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 2: What would you do?

964
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 3: No one is complaining because they're like, look at that

965
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 3: big ass dog. I'm not trying to get eaten up.

966
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 2: You call Beethoven.

967
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: That would be one of the steps. It would if

968
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 1: your landlord isn't being responsive for when one is your friend, Oh.

969
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 2: Land lord, don't give a fuck. Okay, you got to

970
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 2: you gotta.

971
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:49,799
Speaker 3: I don't know what other states have, but four one

972
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 3: one is our like non emergency number that we call.

973
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 2: Uh that's what you call it? Be like, what's that

974
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 2: is parking on this this this day?

975
00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 1: Right?

976
00:42:58,560 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 2: For one one?

977
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 3: Just call and complain and then the truth They will

978
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 3: follow up and they'll show up with their little clipboard

979
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 3: and be like what's going on in here?

980
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 1: And I would make it a point to get enough

981
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: people to call that it's annoyance. It's something that they're like, yeah,

982
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: we gotta respond to this. A B for your own protection.

983
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 1: If you do got a big ass pit bull, you

984
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: don't want well either way, you just don't want them

985
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,879
Speaker 1: knowing that only one person.

986
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 2: Well Sidney, she herself and her kids.

987
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you have like twenty people called, then

988
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 1: they can't narrow it down to Sydney made that call.

989
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 2: Okay, you know, so that you got to get people

990
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:29,359
Speaker 2: in the building to call.

991
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 3: They're gonna be like, well, clipboard, Sydney in three B

992
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:34,879
Speaker 3: said we should all call.

993
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 2: So we did. You don't know Sidney the girl with

994
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 2: the wigs.

995
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 4: And then wait, we have one more issue. H Well,

996
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 4: I won't be there anymore. But you know, I'm home

997
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 4: during the day because I freemance.

998
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:49,360
Speaker 2: And okay, but she got but she got it. She

999
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 2: got nine to five to day job.

1000
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 4: But my neighbors would have sex for an hour from

1001
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 4: eleven am.

1002
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 2: Eleven to noon.

1003
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 3: Okay, so the dog from the dog from six to

1004
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 3: eleven and then sex from eleven to twice. Yes, no,

1005
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,439
Speaker 3: oh my god, they're banging the dog for an hour.

1006
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 3: The dog is trying that you know that dick is coming.

1007
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 2: I can believe Wow.

1008
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:20,399
Speaker 4: Good.

1009
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 2: No, that's another. That's another another.

1010
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 4: The walls my upstairs neighbor, the neighbor that's on the

1011
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 4: side has the dog, and then the upstairs neigh neighbor

1012
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 4: has the sex.

1013
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:32,839
Speaker 1: Okay, so what's the question?

1014
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 2: Friend? What can I do to be like, hey, guys,

1015
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:38,839
Speaker 2: like you're banging for an hour? I hear it. I'm

1016
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 2: working quote quote work. I'm trying to watch this show

1017
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 2: for work. I'm taking conference calls from eleven am. But

1018
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:51,359
Speaker 2: nyked for work? Like, what do I do but knock

1019
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 2: on their door?

1020
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 3: Run?

1021
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 1: I would be happy for them.

1022
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,919
Speaker 2: It's awesome. No, it's y'all broke, y'all, I'll be saying

1023
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 2: the job. Who's fucking for an hour? Every day?

1024
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 1: They found each other?

1025
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 2: Yes, I need love. Who is paying the rent? I

1026
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 2: need to talk to the super and like, are you

1027
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 2: getting this some time? How do you think they paying

1028
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 2: their rent? They there?

1029
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:12,799
Speaker 3: Imagine what if she suppressed she might could be working sish.

1030
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,399
Speaker 2: I didn't even think about the old thing on works.

1031
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:16,240
Speaker 1: There could be a webcam.

1032
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 2: I don't want to. Yeah, I don't want to.

1033
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 4: Are you sure they're having said I want to secure

1034
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,840
Speaker 4: what does it sounds definitely like it's.

1035
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 2: I know the beat, okay, because I'm.

1036
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 1: Just just on some section. How many times is this

1037
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:35,959
Speaker 1: guy changing rhythm?

1038
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 2: Oh he's switching it up. He's out, you know, because

1039
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:42,320
Speaker 2: you gotta hit the other hip and then you li

1040
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 2: from the this boss. No, no, no, no, he did

1041
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 2: a little wine. It's a lot. Listen. I will say this.

1042
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 3: The lady, the lady that lives above me, I thought

1043
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 3: was having sex also, and I was like, what is

1044
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,439
Speaker 3: that noise directly above my bed?

1045
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 2: And I was like, she's up there banging. I can't believe.

1046
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 3: Turns out is this lady she's like ninety six years

1047
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,879
Speaker 3: old and it's just she's like on a motorized bed

1048
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 3: and it's just it just be her trying to adjust.

1049
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 3: They're trying to get her out too, but you know

1050
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 3: her because she's been in my building for like thirty years.

1051
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:21,359
Speaker 3: You know her rent is like twelve dollars. If I'm

1052
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:22,360
Speaker 3: ninety six, I'm not.

1053
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 1: Moving at all.

1054
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,359
Speaker 2: This is where I die. How do you get these

1055
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 2: people out? You can't.

1056
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 1: You can't at all, Revac. You'll actually see like there's

1057
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 1: a ton of properties all over like Brooklyn where they

1058
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:34,359
Speaker 1: got like a ton of tenants like that that are

1059
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 1: paying like two three hundred bucks a month and the

1060
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 1: apartments are in horrific condition because they don't even Yeah,

1061
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 1: they don't want anyone inside because then you know, they'll

1062
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: be able to kind of assess, oh, this is what

1063
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 1: I got to fix when this guy gets kicked out,

1064
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 1: when they die, and I could, you know, renovate this

1065
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 1: and they'll get a real value.

1066
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:54,439
Speaker 3: Of no stainless steel appliances in them nasty ass, cheap

1067
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 3: ass houses.

1068
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,479
Speaker 1: But that's how they and they put rules in place

1069
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,959
Speaker 1: to protect them, Like why are we protecting these people

1070
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 1: because it's still their apartment, you know, and.

1071
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 2: Uh, get it out, they gotta go. You're nasty.

1072
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 1: But if the rent, if the rent is the rent,

1073
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 1: you know, that's what they agreed to, and nobody raised

1074
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: it legally. There's an amount you could raise it every year.

1075
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 3: Okay, let's talk about it, like if my apartment is

1076
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 3: not first of all, tell us what the difference between

1077
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 3: a red stabilized and a rent.

1078
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 2: What's the other one stabilizing? What's a rent stabilizing?

1079
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 1: I don't have any of those at all, Like of course.

1080
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 3: Have a family trying to set up some chicken cock flights.

1081
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 3: So what does rent stabilize mean for people who are

1082
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,359
Speaker 3: listening that maybe not from here.

1083
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 1: So rent stabilizes an apartment that has a fixed amount

1084
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: of rent that's uh, and it can only go up

1085
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 1: us an exact amount per year. And those buildings in

1086
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 1: New York have to be four flights are up. In general,

1087
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 1: you won't see like I can't own those that I

1088
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:48,399
Speaker 1: can't afford them, A and B. I just don't see

1089
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 1: the value of it because it's gonna cap what I

1090
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 1: can make. Whereas buildings that are three floors and down

1091
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 1: because they have less apartments to kind of give the

1092
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,800
Speaker 1: landlord or the owner a little bit more leeway in

1093
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: terms of what they could charge, it will be more

1094
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: accurate to market value.

1095
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 3: So how so if I've lived in my apartment for

1096
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 3: three years, how and it's less than four stories, how

1097
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:12,240
Speaker 3: much can.

1098
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 2: My rent go up?

1099
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 1: So within the lease it can't go up more than

1100
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 1: what it's rinting or ten percent. So the job of

1101
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: the landlord to get as much money as possible is

1102
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: to make sure that at the end of every lease

1103
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: they literally get a.

1104
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,359
Speaker 2: New lease on you it's only a one year.

1105
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: Every year, they're literally coming up to you, Hey, let's

1106
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: read up. Let's fix this, because now they could document

1107
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: how much.

1108
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 2: They could go up, but they haven't fixed anything.

1109
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 1: Regardless of the fix. They don't have to because the

1110
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 1: market value ship. Yes, So like if if in that year, if.

1111
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 2: A couple of condos moved in, then it's like they could.

1112
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,879
Speaker 1: Charge you five hundred more and your lease is done.

1113
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 1: Whereas in uh, rent stabilized, I can't do that. I

1114
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:57,359
Speaker 1: have to stick to like the projected amount that week.

1115
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 2: How the hell do I get a rent stabilized department?

1116
00:48:59,600 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 1: In New York?

1117
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,399
Speaker 3: There are something they have them. They have The people

1118
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 3: who have them don't leave them. They pass them to

1119
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 3: their kids or like they're like they keep it within

1120
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 3: like the family because they're like, oh, this is a

1121
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 3: good situation.

1122
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of people that can win through

1123
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 1: lotteries to They do that a lot in New York.

1124
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:17,759
Speaker 2: How do you do that?

1125
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 1: The city puts up a list of every building that

1126
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: is being built.

1127
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's called housing connect or something. Yeah, and you

1128
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 3: look at your ma, because I'm applied for many of

1129
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,879
Speaker 3: those lotteries. Oh you have my brother kept getting called

1130
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 3: in for them, and we were like, why do you

1131
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 3: keep getting pitch? He had his income down is like

1132
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 3: ninety eight thousand dollars. It was like, you were not

1133
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 3: making that when you put that, Like you we're not

1134
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 3: making that.

1135
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's a dope way of getting the apartment.

1136
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 1: I know a ton of people that got in on

1137
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 1: the condos that are built right across Barclay's and it

1138
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 1: was because of that.

1139
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 2: Wait. So anytime a new building is built in New York,

1140
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 2: they have to like reserve x amount of them right

1141
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 2: for affordable housing, right, so like they're mixed income buildings.

1142
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 3: So but the thing about that is like in Williamsburg,

1143
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 3: they were building these mixed income buildings and people who

1144
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 3: are paying like regular price for their apartments were like,

1145
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 3: we should put a poor door in so the poor

1146
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 3: niggas can go through the side and not get the

1147
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 3: main door. That the people who are paying like market

1148
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 3: price for these apartments so embarrassing.

1149
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:25,359
Speaker 2: But I'm not coming through the poor door.

1150
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:28,320
Speaker 3: I'm coming through the regular door or I'm gonna tratch

1151
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 3: I slide into the poor door, like yeah, I pay

1152
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 3: less than you.

1153
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 1: And they had other flexius too like that, like they

1154
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 1: would be like the the rent stable, the rent control

1155
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 1: departments can't use the perks.

1156
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:42,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, they can't use the gym. No, Now that's just

1157
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 3: not right. Yeah, but that's just because it's people. Because

1158
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:47,839
Speaker 3: you got to think about it. If you're paying four

1159
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 3: thousand dollars for your apartment and the person next to

1160
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 3: you is paying eleven eight hundred dollars, you're gonna be like, well,

1161
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 3: you can't use the gym.

1162
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 2: Well, se my fault that you make that much money. Okay,

1163
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,240
Speaker 2: that's not my that's not my deal. I'm so sorry.

1164
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:04,399
Speaker 2: But I should be able to live in a nice place.

1165
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:05,439
Speaker 2: So you're saying you would.

1166
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 1: Still you're still living there.

1167
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 2: You're saying you wouldn't use the that's not living sir.

1168
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 2: Me taking this other door is not living us. I

1169
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 2: thought use the uneven stairs.

1170
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 3: I can't get on the elevator because my rent is cute.

1171
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:22,360
Speaker 2: I deserve to have calves. Okay, let me use the deserve.

1172
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,760
Speaker 2: Let me strengthen my core while I'm building my credit.

1173
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 2: I believe upper body strength is wealth. I deserve that.

1174
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 3: As a landlord, Like, what is it that makes someone

1175
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 3: just like an annoying tenant where you're just like, these

1176
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 3: are the top five people that I never want to

1177
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 3: fucking be with in my building.

1178
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 1: Sure, the biggest thing would be obviously being late with

1179
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 1: your money. I could deal with almost anything else late.

1180
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 1: Just being late with your money will annoy me. Everything

1181
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 1: else I could deal with. I don't care if you

1182
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 1: call me for a lot of issues if they're valid,

1183
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:00,080
Speaker 1: because that means that I'm not doing my job. So

1184
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 1: if there's something wrong with the building, hit me up.

1185
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:04,320
Speaker 1: I want to fix it because if it affects you,

1186
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,880
Speaker 1: it's gonna grow and affect my building. Let's fix this

1187
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 1: because then as soon as that's fixed, my head achesra away.

1188
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,359
Speaker 1: But real talk, just money, that's my issue. You pay

1189
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: me what I need because in turn, I need that

1190
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 1: to pay the bank. You know, I got a mortgage

1191
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:17,799
Speaker 1: on that building, So.

1192
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about you guys for stuff. I'm this greedy bastards.

1193
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 1: And that's in my opinion, that's kind of why there's

1194
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:31,360
Speaker 1: a benefit to having to renting stuff from a landlord

1195
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,720
Speaker 1: directly versus from a bigger building. There is a personal

1196
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 1: connection and more of a like investment. Like when something's

1197
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:41,440
Speaker 1: wrong with my building, I care because I need this

1198
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 1: to help pay for my kids, whereas a super from

1199
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 1: a building, it's it's like owned by a company. Yeah,

1200
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,320
Speaker 1: super skinning and fifty K. He doesn't care. He's just

1201
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:50,399
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do my forty hours.

1202
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:52,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. I haven't seen my super in a couple months

1203
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:52,800
Speaker 2: now I think about it.

1204
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gonna repair what he needs to to fill

1205
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 1: in his forty hour chart and.

1206
00:52:56,200 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 2: Then he's in a bare minimum whereas I'm like I got.

1207
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 1: Two weeks ago. It was on my ig story. I

1208
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 1: was fixing a water pump at nine thirty at night.

1209
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,720
Speaker 1: We finished at eleven thirty at PM because a tenant

1210
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:09,840
Speaker 1: told me he was having issues with hot water. So

1211
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 1: if you call a building for that, it'll get fixed,

1212
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 1: but it's not gonna be staneous.

1213
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1214
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:16,439
Speaker 1: So there's like the level of care that you're gonna

1215
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:18,840
Speaker 1: get from a landlord like that. And then also it

1216
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 1: opens up the ability to do hustles. If you know

1217
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 1: the landlord is grimy, there's things you could do that

1218
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 1: like put let me over my notes section on my phone.

1219
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 1: What's the grimy thing that I could do? So it's

1220
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 1: not messed up on your part, but it's something that

1221
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,360
Speaker 1: gives you a ton of leverage in general with the

1222
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 1: landlord is struggling economically. All those things are public outside

1223
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 1: of the mortgage, meaning any other money that the building

1224
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 1: that the building isn't debt in, like a tax, lean

1225
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 1: water bills. All those things are public record, so you

1226
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:47,840
Speaker 1: can find you can find out if your landlord hasn't

1227
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 1: paid taxes on.

1228
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:49,839
Speaker 2: How do I find that out?

1229
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1230
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:50,720
Speaker 2: What website?

1231
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 1: W W do? That's all on the New York City

1232
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: Gov page. And what will happen is like it switches to.

1233
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 3: Listen because they raised me okay, because I've been in

1234
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:07,319
Speaker 3: my building for three years, right, Yeah, and the first

1235
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:09,239
Speaker 3: two years they raised my rent like fifty dollars and

1236
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 3: they this passed this past least whatever.

1237
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,239
Speaker 2: This past year they raised it like one hundred and

1238
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 2: fifty dollars.

1239
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was I called them and was yelling

1240
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:21,239
Speaker 3: at them, and they were like, well, you know you're

1241
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 3: paying You're still paying less than what a two bedroom

1242
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:25,800
Speaker 3: in your neighborhood goes for because you live near the

1243
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:27,520
Speaker 3: park and you live near the train. And I was like,

1244
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 3: I don't sleep in the park and I don't sleep

1245
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 3: on the train. I've been in the same apartment and

1246
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:36,959
Speaker 3: I have a mouse as a roommate. Is he paying

1247
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:37,760
Speaker 3: the extra one fifty?

1248
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they said, you know how many ashes are

1249
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 2: in this building now ashers?

1250
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:47,320
Speaker 3: His gentrification is killing me because it's slipping and sliding

1251
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 3: in the lobby. You know how many tom's wearing toms

1252
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:52,320
Speaker 3: wearing my building down? When I look, because my building

1253
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:53,880
Speaker 3: faces the street, I look at it and I'd be like,

1254
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:59,320
Speaker 3: look at all these chesters. Yeah, blakes a bunch of

1255
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:02,800
Speaker 3: white fe folks like in shorts in the winter time.

1256
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:05,200
Speaker 2: Just like living it up. And it's like, oh this

1257
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:06,239
Speaker 2: one my ring is going up.

1258
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 1: Wait when you said one fifty, I wasn't even shocked.

1259
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 1: I was like, that seemed low to me. If it

1260
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,400
Speaker 1: was high to me, I hate you. And but just

1261
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:14,760
Speaker 1: to this point, like that didn't seem like an outlandis

1262
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:15,880
Speaker 1: request your building.

1263
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 2: Watches you on Vice Live, Sis, you got it. They

1264
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 2: know you got it. That three Yeah, They're like, oh

1265
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 2: I had a question. I forgot a good one.

1266
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,360
Speaker 3: I feel like, does anybody in the studio have a

1267
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 3: question for a landlord that you feel like needs to

1268
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:37,839
Speaker 3: be answered? Oh?

1269
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 1: But yeah with the taxlane thing, the reason is dope

1270
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 1: is because uh, when someone when they owe money on

1271
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 1: a tax Liane. If you buy out the taxlinge from

1272
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:48,120
Speaker 1: the city, meaning you pay the debt that they have,

1273
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 1: they have to pay it to you within seven years,

1274
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 1: and the interest rate is brawlic. So you're in a

1275
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,160
Speaker 1: situation where for the first time, the landlord has to

1276
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 1: pay you.

1277
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 3: How do I get in that situation? Yea, the interest

1278
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 3: rate is brawlic, they have to pay. What happens if

1279
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,320
Speaker 3: you don't pay me within seven years? And then this

1280
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 3: is the fun part of it.

1281
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 2: I get to own the building.

1282
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 1: Yes, shut it right, So it literally changes the whole

1283
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 1: power dynamic.

1284
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:14,240
Speaker 2: Building.

1285
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 1: And this is kind of like how you A lot

1286
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:17,879
Speaker 1: of people have been curious how people have been buying

1287
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:19,919
Speaker 1: like five, ten, twenty buildings in the hood that. Yeah,

1288
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 1: they'll literally buy up all the leans. They'll they'll pay

1289
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 1: up the essentially they're paying the pass through water bill,

1290
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 1: tax bill and all those things.

1291
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 2: But those be mad high. They be like twelve thousand dollars. Yeah,

1292
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:32,800
Speaker 2: but that's nothing. If you have a building, you have

1293
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 2: the money. I don't have that.

1294
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:38,239
Speaker 1: But I just bought this phone. I'm just putting it

1295
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 1: out there. It's like it's it's it's a way of

1296
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 1: a changing the power dynamic or a home ownership b

1297
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 1: it's a way of essentially getting a home from someone

1298
00:56:46,239 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 1: that isn't doing their job.

1299
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 2: Okay, now here's my question.

1300
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 3: Let's say I see a building in the hood that,

1301
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:54,439
Speaker 3: let's say Canarsi, because that's a pretty sketchy area.

1302
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:58,239
Speaker 2: So Narsih Starbucks was.

1303
00:56:58,239 --> 00:56:59,840
Speaker 1: From there though, So you know CEO of Starbucks is

1304
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 1: from He's from Karanasi.

1305
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 2: Well who knew? Well you can tell by the coffee

1306
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 2: that is from Karanasi.

1307
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:08,280
Speaker 3: That grant, you know, Barbara strikes that is from Flatbush.

1308
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:11,040
Speaker 3: So that's why she was saying all that problematic stuff before.

1309
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:11,840
Speaker 2: That's Brooklyn.

1310
00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 3: She literally watched leaving Neverland. It was like niggas die

1311
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 3: every day. Barbara strikes Stand said that because she's from Flatbush.

1312
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:20,920
Speaker 2: She's like, I don't see the problem.

1313
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:21,439
Speaker 1: She said.

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Speaker 2: They wanted to be there. Yeah, okay, they were thrilled

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Speaker 2: for thriller. Anyway, listen.

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Speaker 3: So let's say I find out building a Karanarsi that

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Speaker 3: owes taxes.

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Speaker 2: I pay it, they never pay me back.

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00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 3: I own the building. Now how do I get rid

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Speaker 3: of that building? Because I don't want to keep it.

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00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 3: So what would happen is if for you, how do

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Speaker 3: I sell a building if you get the taxling?

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Speaker 1: What would happen is it's it's an interesting dynamic where

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00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:45,919
Speaker 1: usually when someone's passage doing money like that, they bought

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Speaker 1: the property a while ago, and what ends up happening

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00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 1: is you essentially take over wherever that property value is

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Speaker 1: in terms of payment. So what I mean by that is,

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Speaker 1: let's say the home is worth a million dollars, they

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Speaker 1: bought it for two fifty. You know, ten years ago.

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Speaker 1: They owe one to seventy on the mortgage. So when

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00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:04,440
Speaker 1: you paid the taxiling, he doesn't pay you back. You

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00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 1: now just owe one seventy on a property that were

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Speaker 1: for a million, So you're instantly.

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Speaker 2: So you can instantly sell it for a million, sell

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Speaker 2: it for the million. And can I sell it before

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Speaker 2: paying the one to seventy or do I have to

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00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 2: pay it out?

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Speaker 1: You would have to make the agreement to pay it,

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00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,400
Speaker 1: but you don't have to pay it in full mee

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00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:24,200
Speaker 1: because that's how I could put like forty Yeah, you

1341
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 1: probably have to put more like two to three grand down,

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00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:27,400
Speaker 1: like because you're essentially.

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Speaker 2: Listeners who got that Let's buy us a building in Brooklyn.

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00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:34,240
Speaker 2: It's like listeners it's like Patreon our patreon.

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00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:36,160
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, come on, we gotta slide to the Patreon

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00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:38,439
Speaker 3: patreon so we can buy we can buy a biliting

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00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:38,920
Speaker 3: Come on.

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00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 2: Guys, I believe in you.

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00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 3: I guess that's how we become millionaires, or you know,

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00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 3: I become millionaire and buy the nitty factory.

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Speaker 1: I think they the god they handle their bis over it.

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00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 1: But yeah, you would literally like have have the option

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00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 1: of negotiating with the bank on new terms based on

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00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:01,400
Speaker 1: your history to pay off just the balance, because they're

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00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:03,280
Speaker 1: not in the business of selling homes. They don't care

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Speaker 1: about the current ballot. They want to get paid off.

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Speaker 3: I'm learning so much, but like, I feel like I

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Speaker 3: want to know more about you before we go.

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00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, how many kids you got?

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Speaker 1: I got too? Yeah. My daughter's ten, Mikayla. She almost

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Speaker 1: died of cashow poisoning last time.

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Speaker 2: It's not cash poisoning, it's an allergy. Is it poisoning?

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00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 1: Dangerous kids out there sharing cashws with my kid? Leave

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Speaker 1: her alone? But your kid, it's her fault, she say, yes,

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Speaker 1: I agree.

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Speaker 2: Does she knows she was allergic? She was popping them

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Speaker 2: like skittle.

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Speaker 1: She was like, she knew she was allergic to cashews.

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Speaker 1: She didn't know those with cashews because the kids said

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Speaker 1: that peanuts. And that's the whole situation. Because she knows

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Speaker 1: she got.

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Speaker 2: Af what a difference between as.

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Speaker 1: You know, she can't have one. That's all she knows

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Speaker 1: she has because we don't. She's ten.

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Speaker 2: But it's not going to make it in when.

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Speaker 1: When when do we have cashews in the house. She

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Speaker 1: doesn't see.

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Speaker 2: It's not going to make it any New York. She

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00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 2: got a cell phone?

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Speaker 1: No, definitely, Okay, say she could google what a cashume?

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01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:03,520
Speaker 1: No cell phone till you're in high school and you

1382
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Speaker 1: going to school by yourself.

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Speaker 2: Because you drop them off. Yeah, but you think you're

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Speaker 2: a cool dad.

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01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:10,520
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't go that far.

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Speaker 2: Your voice is cool. Yeah, you got a good you

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01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 2: got a good voice.

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01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:15,320
Speaker 3: Like I feel like people listening are like, oh, way

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Speaker 3: three twenty fives that work with.

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Speaker 4: That, and you dress kind of cool. You're you're out

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Speaker 4: of where it'd be like, oh that's your dad, Oh

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01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:27,760
Speaker 4: that show dad? Yeah you gotta hell, mister Almonte.

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Speaker 1: They like me because I got YouTube videos. That's what

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01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:32,720
Speaker 1: I figured out. Like little kids don't watch TV, they

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01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:35,040
Speaker 1: watch YouTube, so then they see like, oh Dad, my

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01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:37,320
Speaker 1: dad got YouTube clips with like a million views and

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01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:37,720
Speaker 1: ship they.

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01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 3: Like, oh dad is dope, dude, plug You do tell

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01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:41,920
Speaker 3: them credit, you'd be doing the storytelling things.

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01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, do a few stories on TV. It worked out well.

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01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 2: I feel like they're okay.

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01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 3: So you have two stories that I've seen you do

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01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 3: that I really really enjoy, and I feel like maybe

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01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 3: you could tell one of them here. I think it

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01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:57,960
Speaker 3: either the one about you on this subway as a

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01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:00,720
Speaker 3: kid or the one about you going on the date

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Speaker 3: with the chick.

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Speaker 2: In the is the building in New York?

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Speaker 1: It was? It was it was in nick Obaca in Bushwick.

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01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:07,600
Speaker 1: That's when when I met.

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01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,080
Speaker 2: Yeah before it was just where that's where I live.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I met, he said, rock on I met.

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Speaker 1: I met she Claudia. She worked at the v I

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Speaker 1: M or nick Oboca.

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01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:21,280
Speaker 2: No, yeah, are you serious? Yeah? You know he was

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01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 2: going in there to get six of the same shirty.

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01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:26,400
Speaker 1: Oh they had the Brooklyn Express jeans.

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01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:30,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. You got a bomber jeans for twenty dollars.

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01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:35,000
Speaker 2: That's not dnim and you got a bomber for free.

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01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 2: They give you a bomber jacket for free. This when

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01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:37,880
Speaker 2: you buy from.

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01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 1: I got this when I was twelve years old. It's

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01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 1: twenty something, that hat.

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Speaker 2: From twenty years Oh well it looks great.

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01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:44,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's.

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Speaker 3: They probably got his spestos in the fibers, but you

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01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:50,280
Speaker 3: got MEAs othelium in now, but got no stretch.

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01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:53,600
Speaker 2: But you know it looks like an heirloom, right, it's

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Speaker 2: special to.

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Speaker 1: Me, Like I hold I hold it. Put it in

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Speaker 1: the wheel, please, my sons go get it. Yeah, it's

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01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 1: the only hat you'll need.

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Speaker 2: You can survive all the winters with this.

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01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:08,600
Speaker 1: You'll be safeever now. But uh, yeah, I met shit

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01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:12,480
Speaker 1: Claudia out there and uh and you know, we trying

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01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:14,240
Speaker 1: to kick it with her, try to you know, get

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01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:16,200
Speaker 1: the date thing happened. I took it, you know, Crown

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01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:17,600
Speaker 1: Fried Chicken. I was slurgeon.

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01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 2: Wow, a gentleman trying to do it up. How long

1440
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:20,880
Speaker 2: ago was this?

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01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:21,080
Speaker 3: This?

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01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:23,440
Speaker 1: I was like eighteen, Yes, this is the this is

1443
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:25,800
Speaker 1: the last girl I dated before my wife. Wow.

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01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:29,600
Speaker 2: So yeah, the last girl, Kennedy Fried that's it.

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01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:32,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, I don't know if that's like

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01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 1: I feel like that just says how far back it was.

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01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:36,440
Speaker 1: Because I didn't have bread for more like. That was

1448
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:38,480
Speaker 1: a big thing. I was because I was like flexing, Yo,

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01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:41,000
Speaker 1: get you want five wings, go crazy.

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01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:43,040
Speaker 3: Get the get the wings, get them, get the whole

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01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:44,720
Speaker 3: combo with the potato bread.

1452
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:47,160
Speaker 1: So do you want you want to upgrade the wedges?

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01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:54,040
Speaker 2: No problem wedges doing it potatoes. You're exhausting. I'm tired.

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01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 2: I'm so fucking tired.

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01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,919
Speaker 1: That is that that that requires extra effort from the cook.

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01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:01,240
Speaker 1: They have to do like a new bat.

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01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:04,480
Speaker 3: It's a thicker potato sys a wedge, you know what

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01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:08,320
Speaker 3: a wedges? Remember that running mustard? Okay, see I haven't

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01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 3: I don't really I don't really eat like fast food

1460
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:14,160
Speaker 3: like that. But KFC used to have some bomb potato

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01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:16,200
Speaker 3: wedges the season and on it was I was like,

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01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:16,920
Speaker 3: is this msg.

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Speaker 2: It was just it was very like they're appointed or something.

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01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:23,760
Speaker 1: They did it well. But yeah, so you know, like

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01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:26,040
Speaker 1: the first time she invited me over to her crib,

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01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 1: you know, was just gonna do the business. And the

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01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:33,360
Speaker 1: first time, yeah, in her dad's room, and yeah, why

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01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 1: the dad's room. Well it wasn't intended that way. It's

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01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:39,480
Speaker 1: just she was like, in order like to buy some

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Speaker 1: space from her younger sister. We were saying she was

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Speaker 1: working on the laundry. Laundry machine was in the dad room.

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Speaker 1: So that was kind of like how it made sense

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01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:48,400
Speaker 1: to you know, like tell the sisters stay in the

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01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:51,960
Speaker 1: living room. I don't know why, just it's a stupid excuse,

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01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:55,120
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, like that's what we said.

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01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:56,680
Speaker 2: You're like, this is smart.

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01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:58,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it sound this. It was like, now we're

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01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 1: gonna do this low key going, you know, do the

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Speaker 1: laundry whatever. So we was doing that. We clipped the

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Speaker 1: lights and we closed the door, and her sister's fall

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01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:10,360
Speaker 1: wiser than you know, I realized. And when her dad

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01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:13,320
Speaker 1: was pulling up to the crib, you know, she went

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01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:15,400
Speaker 1: the warner. So she bangs on the door. She said, Yo, sis,

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01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:17,800
Speaker 1: you gotta get this guy out. You know Dad's home

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01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:20,160
Speaker 1: and East New York, all the buildings around you were.

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01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:21,680
Speaker 2: Only one hundred and forty pounds.

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01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:22,680
Speaker 1: That was.

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01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:26,080
Speaker 2: You can go through the window and everything.

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01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:28,480
Speaker 1: It thought, you know, it's kind of what ended up happening.

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01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 1: Like the dad. The dad was coming into the apartment

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01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:32,040
Speaker 1: and she's looking at me. She said, you gotta hop

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01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:33,840
Speaker 1: the window to get a bout of here, And I'm like,

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01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 1: what do you mean? I gotta hop the window. I

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01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:37,680
Speaker 1: don't fly like you know, it's like twenty feet down.

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01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:39,800
Speaker 1: What story was this first floor?

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01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:46,520
Speaker 2: But it's just like it's odd yeah to ben and

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01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:48,200
Speaker 2: knees when you when you land.

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01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:50,200
Speaker 1: Because this is one of them like generic buildings where

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01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:52,040
Speaker 1: like they had like you got to take the steps up,

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01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:54,640
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, I know they're like built the you know,

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01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:57,480
Speaker 1: in both over there. So I was in that, so

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01:04:58,120 --> 01:04:59,760
Speaker 1: you know, I was like, y, I'm not gonna have

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01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:02,160
Speaker 1: the window, but I'll get on the air conditioning unit

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01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:04,200
Speaker 1: next to it. So I stood on the eighth seat

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01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:07,440
Speaker 1: when the came in the room and he's looking around,

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01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:09,560
Speaker 1: he's trying to assess it, you know, and.

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01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:13,080
Speaker 3: He sees because parents they got like a spidy sense

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01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:14,720
Speaker 3: when they're like, oh, you're trying to hide.

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01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:19,720
Speaker 2: And you know you had that Versachi red Jians cologne on.

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01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:22,560
Speaker 2: I know you you had some curve on.

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01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:25,480
Speaker 1: He was like, I don't wear this I had. I

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01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:28,120
Speaker 1: had it was a Nordica something.

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01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:32,720
Speaker 2: Straight up you had.

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01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:36,320
Speaker 1: And it wasn't even like the latest Nordka. It was

1515
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:38,280
Speaker 1: like the nod Go bought like four years ago.

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01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:42,160
Speaker 3: Because I only used it like the body splash. It

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01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:44,120
Speaker 3: wasn't even it was that you can get at like

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01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:46,920
Speaker 3: Dwane Re. Yeah, there was like a Walgreens perfume that

1519
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:49,600
Speaker 3: you were like, oh is this that the Britney Spears perfume?

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01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:52,280
Speaker 1: Chilling it with this? Now it's dope. It was. I

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01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:54,240
Speaker 1: think I still have like the very last of that

1522
01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:57,080
Speaker 1: freaking bottle it the way.

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01:05:57,040 --> 01:06:00,960
Speaker 2: Please, So you jump out the window you're standing their Yeah, I'm.

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01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:02,960
Speaker 1: Standing on the a sea. The dad looks around, doesn't

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01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:06,400
Speaker 1: see me. He pulls closed the gate, leaves me locked

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01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:09,080
Speaker 1: out on the window. But I'm good. So she's like

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01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:12,240
Speaker 1: looking around, tries to clean up the room and tries

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01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:13,640
Speaker 1: to get him out of the room so that I

1529
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:15,560
Speaker 1: could come back in and get out or jump out

1530
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:19,680
Speaker 1: jump down from the window. So you know, I'm feeling confident,

1531
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:21,480
Speaker 1: I'm feeling relaxed, like all right, cool, I got away

1532
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:24,280
Speaker 1: with this. And then like two cops walk by the

1533
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:29,480
Speaker 1: side of the building and the cop is like, yo,

1534
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:31,720
Speaker 1: what you're doing, sir, you know, And I'm trying to

1535
01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:35,120
Speaker 1: like be like yo, chill, yo, chill my gee, you know.

1536
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:38,440
Speaker 1: So the cop doesn't understand what that means. He's like

1537
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:40,760
Speaker 1: old white dude, He's like what was that sirt and

1538
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:44,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, just like he's being like a full on

1539
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:49,919
Speaker 1: like cop like he's supposed to be doing. But his boy,

1540
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:53,120
Speaker 1: his partner was like a local, so like he was like, yo,

1541
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:55,680
Speaker 1: I got this. So he went inside the to the yard,

1542
01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:58,600
Speaker 1: goes around to the backyard, and he walked right up

1543
01:06:58,600 --> 01:06:59,840
Speaker 1: to the a sea. He's like, yoh, what's going on?

1544
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:02,600
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yo, I'm trying to smash the ship.

1545
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:04,160
Speaker 1: The dad just came home.

1546
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:05,960
Speaker 2: That's what you said at eighteen years old.

1547
01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:08,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he was like a young dude. He's like

1548
01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:11,120
Speaker 1: in his twenties. He like understood I felt. So I'm like, yo,

1549
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:13,400
Speaker 1: I'm trying to smash the ship. The dad just came home.

1550
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:16,959
Speaker 1: He's not gonna be happy. But other than that, everything's fine.

1551
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,680
Speaker 1: Like I'm not breaking laws. Everything's cool. So he looks

1552
01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:21,320
Speaker 1: at me, he's like, all right, that makes sense. It

1553
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:23,760
Speaker 1: checks out, and he goes around. He tells the cop.

1554
01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:26,080
Speaker 1: They laugh and they left. They're like cool, he's good.

1555
01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:29,160
Speaker 3: If ever you're robbing a building, just say you're trying

1556
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:31,520
Speaker 3: to smash came home, so you.

1557
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:33,840
Speaker 1: Know, he kept him moving, so I'm good. So then

1558
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:37,600
Speaker 1: Claudia comes back to the window and she's like, yo,

1559
01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:39,840
Speaker 1: gay so and that was going on, and she's like,

1560
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:42,000
Speaker 1: you got the wrong pants on. I was wearing dickies.

1561
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:44,160
Speaker 1: The dad needed dickies because he was he had a

1562
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:47,560
Speaker 1: second gig as Janita. And it's a real similar look

1563
01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:48,160
Speaker 1: to my pants.

1564
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:51,320
Speaker 2: So you had your dad's had her dad's pancil. So

1565
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:53,560
Speaker 2: what the fuck was her dad's pants doing into her?

1566
01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:57,320
Speaker 1: And that's why I caused the old issue.

1567
01:07:57,320 --> 01:07:58,120
Speaker 2: So I got drunk.

1568
01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:01,280
Speaker 1: So I'm looking down and I see like a little

1569
01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:04,160
Speaker 1: emblem on the top where like it's for the freaking jobs.

1570
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:05,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, I really got to take these off. So

1571
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:08,640
Speaker 1: I had broken my arm earlier that summer, so I

1572
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:10,720
Speaker 1: was in the cast so I'm trying to take off

1573
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:13,600
Speaker 1: my pants on top of the ear conditioning unit with

1574
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:16,920
Speaker 1: a cast on. So I kicked down my pants, I

1575
01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:18,840
Speaker 1: kicked down my shoes. I rolled down the pants. I

1576
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,640
Speaker 1: try to throw them into the window. I missed the

1577
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:23,240
Speaker 1: window because I broke my right arm, so my left

1578
01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:26,040
Speaker 1: arm sucks and they fell down to the yard to

1579
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:28,639
Speaker 1: have to freaking jump down. I hurt my ankle because

1580
01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:30,760
Speaker 1: as I said, it was way too high up and

1581
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:32,840
Speaker 1: I'm balling up the pants, trying to look up, trying

1582
01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:35,080
Speaker 1: to throw them up to Claudia again, and the cops

1583
01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:35,599
Speaker 1: come back.

1584
01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:38,800
Speaker 2: Again, you know, so you know, just couldn't catch a break.

1585
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:40,320
Speaker 1: It wasn't my day, you know.

1586
01:08:40,439 --> 01:08:42,960
Speaker 3: So now the cops come back and you have no

1587
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:46,360
Speaker 3: pants on, You're trying to throw some pants into a window.

1588
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:49,599
Speaker 2: You have an arm and a sling, and they said,

1589
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:50,720
Speaker 2: what you.

1590
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:53,800
Speaker 1: Lose credibility essentially when you try to talk to the crash, Yeah,

1591
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:56,880
Speaker 1: you look crazy. So they waved me over and before

1592
01:08:56,880 --> 01:08:59,479
Speaker 1: they can say anything, I'm like, yo, nothing's changed, and

1593
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:02,320
Speaker 1: the cop was like, yo, everything changed, you know. So

1594
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:04,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, like I said before, I'm trying to

1595
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:05,360
Speaker 1: smash his chick.

1596
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:08,240
Speaker 3: Dad just came back like your decades out, sir, it's

1597
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:08,800
Speaker 3: day time.

1598
01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:11,280
Speaker 1: You know, you got no you got no saying this.

1599
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:12,840
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yo, listen, all I gotta do is

1600
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:15,040
Speaker 1: strow off these pants and were good. And he was like, no,

1601
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:16,720
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I gotta go check into the building. So

1602
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:18,560
Speaker 1: he starts walking around to get to the front of

1603
01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:21,160
Speaker 1: the house. But Claudia came back to the window. She's like,

1604
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:23,000
Speaker 1: now we're good, throw them up. I looked at the

1605
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:25,200
Speaker 1: cop He's like, yo, going, I gotta see you try this,

1606
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:29,240
Speaker 1: you know. So I'm throwing up the pants now, throwing

1607
01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:31,960
Speaker 1: up pants up the window as is that's hard, you know,

1608
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:33,800
Speaker 1: I don't know if you try to throw up pants, No,

1609
01:09:34,040 --> 01:09:37,639
Speaker 1: it's hard throw up. If you're throwing up a balled

1610
01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:40,600
Speaker 1: up well, what's what's the waste this? Well? This, this

1611
01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:42,320
Speaker 1: is the funny part. It's still the same size I

1612
01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:44,040
Speaker 1: wear now, you know what I mean, just because back

1613
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:46,120
Speaker 1: then that was established the baggy ship. So I'm throwing

1614
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:47,760
Speaker 1: up sides like forty fours up there.

1615
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:53,599
Speaker 3: You weighed, you weighed, It doesn't This is the time

1616
01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:55,759
Speaker 3: You've always warn the same size pants.

1617
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:57,600
Speaker 1: It was like big pants. It's not as big as this,

1618
01:09:57,680 --> 01:09:59,599
Speaker 1: but it was big pants. This is like, you know, Cameron,

1619
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:02,639
Speaker 1: you know whole like baggy clothes.

1620
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:05,920
Speaker 4: Err, I will tell you you can. You can throw

1621
01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:09,439
Speaker 4: dirty jeans. Dirty jeans are heavy and so like when

1622
01:10:09,479 --> 01:10:12,840
Speaker 4: you ball them up they can reach. But jeans absolutely not.

1623
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:18,320
Speaker 3: Going dirty jeans out, friend, jeans? What air conditioners? Did

1624
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:20,639
Speaker 3: you just stand on but naked? I'm just saying I've

1625
01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:21,759
Speaker 3: been there, my friend.

1626
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:24,600
Speaker 1: But the problem was I was throwing them with my

1627
01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:26,640
Speaker 1: left arm. I don't throw anything with my left arm

1628
01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:28,160
Speaker 1: up to the air, so it took me a few throws.

1629
01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:31,200
Speaker 1: She catches it. She makes the heroic catch and we're good.

1630
01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:34,400
Speaker 1: Cop weighs me over. He says, everything's cool, we're gonna

1631
01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:35,880
Speaker 1: wake this out. I want to see I have to

1632
01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:38,519
Speaker 1: talk with the lady before everything's gone. So he literally

1633
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:41,120
Speaker 1: waits till her dad leaves, gets in the car and

1634
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:44,000
Speaker 1: drives off, and he escorts me to the front and

1635
01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:46,680
Speaker 1: we literally talk it out, and he verified that I

1636
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:47,920
Speaker 1: was gonna smash the ship.

1637
01:10:49,240 --> 01:10:50,439
Speaker 2: What are you gonna let him be?

1638
01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:53,559
Speaker 1: He was like yeah. She's like, do you know this guy?

1639
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:55,639
Speaker 1: And I'm like yeah, And she's like, you know, dude,

1640
01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:57,640
Speaker 1: and what's he here for? And I'm like where you know?

1641
01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:59,400
Speaker 1: We're gonna hang out type things.

1642
01:10:59,280 --> 01:11:00,920
Speaker 2: All of this and you didn't get any ass. No,

1643
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:01,479
Speaker 2: that's crazy.

1644
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:04,120
Speaker 1: I got laid there after all that. It was I

1645
01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:05,320
Speaker 1: think you have to at that point.

1646
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:08,599
Speaker 3: She's not very good with time management because she knew

1647
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:10,560
Speaker 3: her dad had to come home to get dressed for

1648
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:11,639
Speaker 3: her other his other job.

1649
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:13,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, he shouldn't have been there. That was the whole idea.

1650
01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:15,679
Speaker 2: You can see why I could see why you didn't

1651
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:17,400
Speaker 2: marry her, and you married who you married.

1652
01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:19,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, she is somewhere in Pennsylvania.

1653
01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:22,960
Speaker 2: You're missed out on three hundred and fifty pounds twenty

1654
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:23,400
Speaker 2: five sis.

1655
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:26,719
Speaker 1: More importantly, you missed out on two and a half buildings.

1656
01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:30,559
Speaker 2: Oh two and a half inches. I was about to die.

1657
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:38,360
Speaker 2: I was like that said two is in long dalk

1658
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:40,120
Speaker 2: take the Ottoman.

1659
01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:41,760
Speaker 1: It must go.

1660
01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:43,559
Speaker 2: You must get out. You must get out.

1661
01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:47,040
Speaker 3: Tell people who are listening where they can catch your album.

1662
01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:48,320
Speaker 3: What the album is called.

1663
01:11:48,439 --> 01:11:50,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, I got a new album coming out

1664
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:54,400
Speaker 1: April fifth. It's called Immigrant Made. It's about a story.

1665
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:57,160
Speaker 1: I tell a few stories about people coming here from

1666
01:11:57,160 --> 01:12:00,320
Speaker 1: other countries, in particular of my fan and they're journey

1667
01:12:00,439 --> 01:12:03,000
Speaker 1: to kind of get comfortable here and set route to

1668
01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:05,719
Speaker 1: East New York. It's coming out through eight hundred pounds,

1669
01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:08,920
Speaker 1: and I'm independently releasing the special through Amazon.

1670
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:12,080
Speaker 3: Wow, dependently through Apples Okay, wow too.

1671
01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:16,320
Speaker 1: Buildings a half buildings, trying, we try it, We try it.

1672
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,960
Speaker 3: Oh my god, thank you so much for being here.

1673
01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:19,960
Speaker 3: I feel like we learned a lot. If anybody has

1674
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:23,280
Speaker 3: questions about landlord things.

1675
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:26,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, or if you had a crazy situation with a Landlord.

1676
01:12:26,920 --> 01:12:29,519
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1677
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1678
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1682
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1683
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1684
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1685
01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:56,479
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1686
01:12:56,760 --> 01:12:58,760
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1687
01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:02,599
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1689
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