WEBVTT - Rush Limbaugh April 23rd 2018

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<v Speaker 1>beside themselves with joy. They have accidentally created a mutant

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<v Speaker 1>enzyme that eats plastic bottles. A couple of years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>scientists discovered the enzyme at a Japanese waste dump. They

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<v Speaker 1>brought in an international team to tweak it and valla

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<v Speaker 1>the enzyme mutated. The new enzyme takes just a few

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<v Speaker 1>days to break down plastic not The lead researcher says

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<v Speaker 1>that thanks to the mutant enzyme, there will not be

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<v Speaker 1>a need to drill oil to make more plastic because

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<v Speaker 1>the plastic we already have can be recycled back into

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<v Speaker 1>its original components. If that happens, can you imagine the result.

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<v Speaker 1>Liberals can stop making laws to ban plastic straws and

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<v Speaker 1>restaurants stories can give customers plastic bags again. You can

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<v Speaker 1>buy bottled water without the environmentalist wackos complaining about what's

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<v Speaker 1>in landfills. Plastic will be in again, which is why

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<v Speaker 1>I have a prediction to my own it will never happen,

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<v Speaker 1>because liberals don't really want to solve problems. They just

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<v Speaker 1>want to complain about problems and blame America for problems.

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<v Speaker 1>Are The last thing they want to do is solve

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<v Speaker 1>anything because America can't improve, So just watch. Environmentalists will

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<v Speaker 1>accuse the new mutant enzyme of causing global warming, or

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<v Speaker 1>wiping out in endangered species, or hurting polar bears. Mark

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<v Speaker 1>my words, it will not be marketed as a solution. Ultimately,

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