WEBVTT - "Cowl Neck, Cobra Neck!" With Lauren Lapkus 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:04.560 All right, this is Eddie Peppotone. Um. I you could 0:00:04.600 --> 0:00:08.440 tell my tone is somber because, UM, well, let's just 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:15.200 say that seeing all these uh women's families that Ben 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:21.439 met is just was the last and final straw. Um. 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:23.520 I can't take it anymore. I don't know if you 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:25.799 could hear it in my voice, but I think they're 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:28.080 down to the final three women. I don't even know 0:00:28.120 --> 0:00:33.640 their names and anymore. Lauren b Joe, Joe, Kalia. I 0:00:33.680 --> 0:00:37.159 think Amanda got sent home because she has children. What 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:40.400 does that say to you about this show? That if 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:44.519 you have other life, if you have other life, that 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:47.560 you get sent home, That if you are a person 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:52.559 who continues life, who perpetuates the life cycle, you're not 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:56.360 part of this show because this show is ultimately this 0:00:56.400 --> 0:01:01.080 show is ultimately about death. Um. This show is about 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:05.600 and I've said it before, it's about the end of civilization. Um. 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:10.040 All of it has to do with UM stringing along 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:14.040 people to watch this show week after week and each 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:18.360 week apart of all of us, UM dies, and the 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:21.200 part of us that dies is our humanity. Because this 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:24.240 guy Ben is a cipher. Did you ever see that 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:28.160 movie with Robert de Niro? Where he plays Louis Cipher. Well, 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:31.200 Ben is a cipher. Um. If you look up Cipher 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:35.640 in any occult book, it will um show. It will 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:39.319 read that it is a person who sucks life out 0:01:39.319 --> 0:01:41.560 of the universe. And that's what Ben does, and that's 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:44.520 what the producers of this show does. I mean, I 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:48.240 can get into the specifics about the brothers who were 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:52.400 grilling Ben. I think it was Joe Joe's brothers, and 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:56.600 I just wanted them to jump in and kill them. 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:58.840 But they're all part of it. They're all part of 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:03.320 this night air, um, the American nightmare, which is in 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:07.000 full force. Donald Trump looks like he's gonna win the 0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:12.240 GOP nomination, which means, um, we have a possibility of 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:17.919 being uh ruled by a demagogue, which is the percussor 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:20.600 to fascism. And I believe we can point to The 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:26.400 Bachelor as being the beginning of you know, the rise 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:29.840 of Trumpet kind of coincided. I mean, of course, you 0:02:29.880 --> 0:02:35.799 know the disintegration of labor unions and healthcare and education 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:39.560 and the polarization of wealth that Bernie Sanders talks about. 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:42.440 But he's not going to get nominated. But anyway, what 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:45.880 I'm saying is the Bachelor, taken in the context of 0:02:46.080 --> 0:02:50.360 the country, is just another form of the disease that 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:54.880 is running rampant through our society, which is that we 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:57.680 are in a death spiral. But anyway, it wasn't a 0:02:57.680 --> 0:03:11.880 bad show. Now entering Stockholm, yeah, I commissioned this, Laurence. 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:36.320 Were you accept this role? Yes? Yeah? This Rose? Yeah? Word, 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:41.320 Oh my god, will you accept this Rose? I was 0:03:41.360 --> 0:03:43.600 going to say America, but I think we actually have 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:46.920 sweet There's been people tweeting me from Europe, which is incredible. 0:03:47.880 --> 0:03:52.960 Whoos you Philip CUMSI cums up. That's not really a statement. 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:57.000 I just said, hello, Philip, so so um Hi, good afternoon, 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:59.280 good evening. This is artur Marine. I'm here with my 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:03.119 co host, Aaron Foley, and have a very special guest. 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:05.760 You might know her from Orange is the New Black. 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:09.080 You might also know her from Jurassic World. And I'm 0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:12.120 not talking about no dinosaur. Put your hands together, ladies 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:17.320 and gentlemen of the Internet, for Laura Lapkin. Oh my god, 0:04:17.720 --> 0:04:22.240 I'm not talking about the best intro of all times. 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:24.920 I'm an idiot. I can't even tell you how happy 0:04:24.960 --> 0:04:26.799 I am to be with you, guys. Right now, because 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:29.360 it is on right now. Out there weird is out 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:31.800 there getting judged pretty hard, and to be able to 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:34.640 come into this safe space of the Bachelor. Did you 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:36.640 have a nice week? Would you do? My god, I did. 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:38.880 It's all blurred now, you know anything? Someone asked me 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:40.520 that I don't know the answer. Yeah, I've done a 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:42.719 bunch of stuff. I moved recently, so I've been setting 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:45.320 out my new place and all that kind of off camera. 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:47.400 I'd like to hear where you moved. Oh, yes, it's 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:57.520 a private Okay, not cool, prob. Yeah. Man, this has 0:04:57.560 --> 0:04:59.919 been This has been a marathon for those of you 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:02.159 out in the real world. You probably think it's this 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:04.720 season is winter, but it's Pilot's season out here in 0:05:04.760 --> 0:05:07.440 Los Angeles, and I feel like it's a daily thing 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:09.599 of do you like yourself? Now? How about Now? Here's 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:15.359 some feedback. Still just passed and I stayed at and 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:17.600 I didn't say last week. I didn't say a lot 0:05:17.600 --> 0:05:21.200 of where Aaron was. We didn't murder Aaron. Aaron was 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:24.840 out of town before me. And how are you doing, 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:27.320 my lady? It was good at a fun show in 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:29.960 San Francisco. I love that city. I seemed to be 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:32.559 accumulating quite a number of ex girlfriends in that city, 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:37.520 So I don't want to brag consistently not working. But 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:41.760 now I'm back here, it's eighty one degrees. Yesterday was 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:45.520 fifty two. Um, that's about all I got. Oh, Aaron, 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:47.200 you know it's going to cheer you up. So you 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:49.360 watched it? Did you watch last night or did you 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:51.040 watch this one? I watched last night just on a 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:55.520 thirty minute delay. You guys, can I just say? Okay? 0:05:55.800 --> 0:06:00.120 So it's the hometown visits? I gotta say I And 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:03.000 even though I think Ben is a dummy, I felt 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:05.600 so bad for that guy he got put. I just 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:07.360 need to start with the big headline and then we'll 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:11.560 go through chronologically. But Joe Joe's brothers, I can't believe 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:14.119 you have to jump in because this guy couldn't barely 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:18.840 get through the episode. Cowl next Sweater. Now we have 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:21.839 one of our producers Anna. Last week she did some 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:24.120 investor because I saw that hothead coming at him in 0:06:24.120 --> 0:06:27.080 the views. I saw that cow neck on the cobra 0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:30.920 neck like like the Roydy Kober neck of muscle getting 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:35.279 wrapped and highlighted in a full cowl neck sweater like confronting, 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:38.240 and Anna is Persian and she was like, I think 0:06:38.279 --> 0:06:40.400 she's she did some research and she's like that's some 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:44.600 Persian brotherhood standing up for the sisters. So you were right. 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:47.839 You were totally right. That combined with the mom hitting 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:51.680 the bottle hard, that was the greatest. I paused, looked 0:06:51.720 --> 0:06:56.000 at my sister, and you're like the greatest scene out 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:58.560 of the bottle. Yeah, it's like Arthur Miller like like 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:01.800 drum like she she was like, fuck it, can we 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:03.840 just like just start? Can we just start with ever 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:08.760 married Jojo off give. It also felt like it also 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:10.960 felt like, you know, you were in trouble when like 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:13.680 those dicks were so excited to be on TV, when 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:15.800 like you have somebody to come to your home and 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:18.000 you don't even say hello first. They think, you know, 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:20.840 they thought they were nailing it, like Joe Jo Joe, 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:22.560 you know, they thought they were killing it and being 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:25.120 hilarious by being dicks to this. Oh yeah, well I 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:26.520 felt like they had a little plan because one of 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:28.240 them was like silent the whole time, but they kept 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:31.000 cutting to him and he was just like ye was going. 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:33.480 Calnick was the one we didn't really to watch out 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:35.920 for it. I had a problem just based on what 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:39.119 the house looks like. Okay, yeah, there was this moment 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:41.360 when Ben was walking up to the house, and if 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:43.640 anyone can watch it now, you said, because this is 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:45.600 a great, little little moment, I want to have a 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:49.640 gift of it. He like sees the mansion and he 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:51.240 looks at it and then looks down and looks back 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:53.200 and looks down. He didn't want to say anything about it. 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:56.120 Everyone be cool, but he's clearly really uncomfortable with the house. 0:07:56.240 --> 0:07:59.960 Everybody except for Amanda, like all the all the bout 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:04.920 Shurets are super rich, which was surprising. But okay, I 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:11.120 screamed out Dallas. Yeah, that's what I became obsessed this morning, 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:13.320 even though I was supposed to be getting ready for 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:16.200 an audition. I was literally spent about twenty minutes Google 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:19.880 searching Jojoe Bachelor as his brothers. Here's what was Here's 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:22.440 what I mean. The families just went off. All the 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:24.960 families went off in different ways. But but here's where 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:28.800 he's such a fucking hypocrite cow net coburneck. He has 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:34.280 been on a dating show. He was on Watchful, he 0:08:34.400 --> 0:08:37.199 was on so they're acting like, how do you know 0:08:37.400 --> 0:08:39.720 there's still all these other girls? He's been the bachelor 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:42.880 on this. Eva Longoria produced this show, and apparently he 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:47.559 dated Eva Longoria off camera sane so he so look 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:51.199 at his name is Ben Patton. He was a contestant 0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:55.400 over Love. This was his Like what is there's three 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:58.440 bachelors and like forty six I've watched this and they 0:08:58.440 --> 0:09:00.559 cut it off like mid season, like away you never 0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:02.880 found an ending. I was watching the she he was 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:05.400 one of the bachelors. And then that which leads me 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:07.720 to think, what the fund is wrong with this family 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:10.480 that two of your children, who are good looking and 0:09:10.720 --> 0:09:14.040 rich have gone on dating show and the mother's got 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:18.400 like three faces on one face drinking straight out of 0:09:18.400 --> 0:09:21.800 the bottle. There's so many faces to quench, the three 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:25.000 faces of either her lip job and that goes out. 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:26.840 I've said that's another podcast. I don't think I've said 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:29.480 this on our podcast. Ladies, do whatever the hell you 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:31.000 want to do to your this is swear. It's got 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:32.760 to be all swear Tuesday today. I'm sorry, do whatever 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:34.760 the funk you want to do your face. Don't touch 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:37.640 your lips. The lips is the debt. Tell tale giveaway, 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:40.320 don't touch your lip. Do we think that Caitlin Bristow 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:43.640 has gotten course, of course, of course. I actually just 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:48.240 realized this last year. I also think once you it's 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:51.760 you know, it's the saddest to me, um when when 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:56.400 even average looking women who I still find beautiful to 0:09:56.480 --> 0:09:59.240 start jacking it up and then they jack up the 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:01.800 jack up and then they look alien and there is 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:04.959 nothing wrong, there was nothing wrong start. It's the sadest. 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:07.840 But here's my tip out there. If you're a jack 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:09.959 or just don't touch your lips. You know, you can 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:12.839 use the rest of the cheek that you turn into 0:10:12.880 --> 0:10:15.360 it people turned into like lions like Madonna cheeks. I 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:18.320 think starts to look the same. Actually every woman looks 0:10:18.320 --> 0:10:22.120 like Caitlyn Jenner. Yes, like they're all doing the same weird, 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:26.199 but she looks better. But she looks better. She's actually beautiful, 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:31.559 you guys. Okay, I want to fit. Okay, fucking get 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:36.360 at it. Okay, jn Okay, here we go starting out 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:40.240 and we have started back to Oh no, that was 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:42.000 the headline. That was what I had to get off 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:44.360 my chest. Oh okay, here's another headline that I have 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:46.719 working backwards. Did you guys watch all the way through 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:50.120 the credits to Laurence brothers girling him about. So it 0:10:50.240 --> 0:10:54.079 was like the two they look like the Lollipop kids 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:58.240 from like like Wizard of Oz grilling him like hey, 0:10:58.320 --> 0:10:59.839 then so what do you get a bond our since 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:04.000 and you take her to the Chernobyl Chernobyl adjacent It 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:06.160 was to look like there was something meal and he's 0:11:06.160 --> 0:11:10.360 how old are they? And he's still he's still panicked 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:12.319 even with them. He had no idea that cobra neck 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:14.959 was coming at that was like a bat, like if 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:17.600 he was choked up by those children coming at him 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:20.360 by the fantasy suite, and he's like panicking, like this 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:24.960 way do you have this checked up persian dude in 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:31.400 the House of ours? And the same exact sentence twice 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:34.520 to two different dads, and that part really upset me. 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:37.160 He was like, what was It was like I got 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:38.880 time stopped when I saw her or something. And there 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:41.440 was another one where he was like, I'm totally myself 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:43.120 with her, so the same thing, and I was like, 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:45.240 he has this. I don't think he honestly, we come 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:47.120 back to this every week. I don't think he has 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:49.760 any sense of himself or how to love, how to 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:52.680 be loved. I think he's a walking pack a pair 0:11:52.720 --> 0:11:55.640 of khakis, and that's what I don't I don't think 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:58.080 it's all gonna end. He's alan on so bad. Like 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:01.679 the only person that even a tiny boner was when 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:09.040 Kayla says I can't love you, he was like, you 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:11.280 check your curlers out of your blown out hair, and 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:13.160 I'm gonna get at it till you love me. Because 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:16.280 I'm unlovable. You love me? I mean, it's like perfect. 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:19.679 Why does he think he's What's all of them thinking 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:22.679 they're unlovable? And that's such a weird feeling, like I 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:25.800 can never be loved by Anyone's like you're hot, you're young. 0:12:26.160 --> 0:12:31.160 Wait seconds, wait to second hot, You're the only You're 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:35.240 the only child of, like you were the quarterback of 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:38.760 like I did legitimately look like Ron Howard and was 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:42.360 told like you are ugly, I would never fuck you. 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:46.520 I felt unlovable, but there was reasons for that because 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:50.600 people said, who would love you? You know what I mean? Literally, 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:55.000 and this doesn't exist outside of this podcast. I no, 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:58.640 never mind, I'll tell you the age. I always go 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:01.520 back to the age just three album. I scream at 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:03.520 the TV and they go, I just you know, this 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:05.199 is what I've been looking for. I was like, when 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:10.000 you started to search six months ago. I also want 0:13:10.000 --> 0:13:13.280 to say, just just I have two more, two more 0:13:13.320 --> 0:13:16.920 headlines that will work up to one. Both Lauren's dad 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:22.440 and Kayla's dad seems super fucking gay. Number two. Lauren's 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:25.920 sister was coming on to both Ben and the camera 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:28.880 was so hard and then she was so hardcore Pitshing 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:33.280 Lauren to be the next Bachelor is a word bachelorette, like, oh, 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:37.160 she's a bachelorette. I don't remember which. She pulled Ben 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:39.720 aside and she goes, I mean, why do you like her? 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:45.600 She's a really great bachelorette. She's so weird. But I 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:48.240 do feel that Jojo is gonning to be the next Batch. 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:51.320 She's pushing it really hard. Actually saw this happen in 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:53.839 last season with Ben when he was a contestant and 0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:58.040 he started he was nothing. The whole season, he was forgettable. 0:13:58.120 --> 0:13:59.880 He somehow got to the end he wore kel next 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:03.040 in Ireland, who are they getting dressed by people? Or 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:07.360 are they I hope someone that loves rich Irish chits 0:14:07.520 --> 0:14:11.760 and cold X yeah, Jo's dress, JoJo's tips, I don't 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:15.520 know that at the end, the red one, the late one, 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:18.160 and the lace one also in front of like my 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:21.200 dad is such a creep. Sorry dad, you are. He's 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:23.760 such a creep to sit in front of my dad 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:27.120 and like with anything less than the Beekeeper outfit, Like 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:32.120 if I was like a ladle kids in front of 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:34.440 my gross. Heard for anyone to do that in front 0:14:34.440 --> 0:14:36.800 of any dad, I just think you not my dad. 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:38.960 My dad will star on your kids the whole time, 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:45.160 real quickly. So gross. He's so been last season. He 0:14:45.280 --> 0:14:47.520 just suddenly turned on some charm in the last couple 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:50.400 episodes where he was trying to clearly be the Bachelor, 0:14:50.800 --> 0:14:52.800 and I see Jojo doing that, I'm like, she's really 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:54.760 She's saying a lot of very specific things that I 0:14:54.800 --> 0:14:57.160 feel like she's trying to push for that. Okay. Also 0:14:57.200 --> 0:14:59.560 another headline to come to how fucking evil are the 0:14:59.600 --> 0:15:03.080 Bachelor producers who clearly paid for a dozen roses to 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:07.120 be said to There's no way he knew, like today's 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:09.080 the day she's going to be back, and like so 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:12.200 he wouldn't know exactly when she'd be back. There's some 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:16.400 asshole producer wrote that letters that like seventy bucks at 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:19.520 FTD had it said like anyway, okay, let's start with 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:23.000 there we go, let's start out Okay, So we put 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:28.520 a special three our podcast, we faded on a Hope bracelet. Oh, 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:32.480 by the way, those okay. I follow Nick Viole on Instagram, 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:36.040 h and he has posted about the Hope bracelet. It's 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:39.080 one of Ben's charity projects. So this is something that 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:41.560 he's trying to promote on the show. Oh my god, 0:15:41.840 --> 0:15:46.040 I had to pause and rewinding go charity. Yeah, well, 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:48.040 the the ugly as for a man to where I'm 0:15:48.040 --> 0:15:52.640 sorry it is and he seems to mean it, says 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:55.160 Hope doesn't do his eyes him like they're falling more 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:57.240 and more into his head, like he's drugged all the time. 0:15:57.320 --> 0:16:00.680 He's asleep whole sea. And by the way, he's never 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:04.400 mentioned Caitlin once. Like on Caitlin season, all the guys, 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:06.520 all the guys would be like, oh, you got cut 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:08.320 by who cut I didn't watch her season? Where she 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:12.400 who was? Who is she? Chris? So like the guys 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:14.240 would be like, so you clearly like Chris, are you 0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:16.520 over Chris? And they that's an interesting question. Nobody gives 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:18.880 a shit about Caitlin. He wasn't into her. They didn't 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:20.240 have anything. They didn't have to sound like it was 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:25.680 nick nick Okay, okay, So Amana, he means he's a 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:28.400 babel issues. You gotta follow his instagram. You know what. 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:30.640 He didn't do it for me before, but you, but you, 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:32.000 you did know that he was going to throw you 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:35.800 around the hotel room. Oh you, you would get definitely 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:40.120 boned in. He might get cut by like a Budweiser 0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:47.120 glass bottle, like pelvic bone. Oh in the okay, so no, 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:49.840 here we are. We're down on Laguna, We're at the beach. 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:53.200 Amanda's top could not stay up that she should. She 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:55.880 looked naked and a lot of the she's running its 0:16:55.920 --> 0:16:58.360 falling that thing. When she's talking to Ben. There's a 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:00.760 few shots where you're like, if you had just tuned in, 0:17:00.800 --> 0:17:02.640 you'd be like, oh, he's talking to a nudist on 0:17:02.720 --> 0:17:05.520 the beach. She literally took part of like her curtain 0:17:05.600 --> 0:17:09.400 off her window, wrapped it around and ran. As soon 0:17:09.440 --> 0:17:13.040 as that kids started crying. You want not getting he 0:17:13.160 --> 0:17:17.280 was out in a minivan. You like, it's not even 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:19.560 like the sexy mom in the Roseratti. It's like the 0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:23.399 mom and a minivan and the girls. These little girls 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:25.840 are like, where's mommy? And they're eight weeks They're like, 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:30.280 didn't even know his name. He did not know how 0:17:30.280 --> 0:17:35.000 to talk to kids at all. He's like, you look gorgeous. 0:17:35.040 --> 0:17:39.800 Like talking about the kids outfit, I was like, what 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:42.920 are these I got? They did? They had like hipster 0:17:43.119 --> 0:17:47.240 lace up sound like that was there was a gladiator 0:17:47.320 --> 0:17:49.639 sandal and imagine pigtails really did repulse me. But I 0:17:49.720 --> 0:17:54.040 really felt like frocks. They weren't there was. I mean literally, 0:17:54.080 --> 0:17:56.000 as a girl who looked like Ron Howard, I would 0:17:56.000 --> 0:17:59.680 have run up literally in like old corduroy pan with 0:17:59.760 --> 0:18:02.160 like chocolate over my face and no shirt. And they'd 0:18:02.160 --> 0:18:04.240 be like, what a nice young son you have? Who 0:18:04.320 --> 0:18:06.880 knew you had a recessive red jeans in your family? 0:18:07.280 --> 0:18:10.520 Okay number two? So then we go wait, wait, wait 0:18:10.560 --> 0:18:17.200 wait no, we're doing amandah God, I'll show you. Don't 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:19.240 you think like a fifty year old with like one 0:18:19.320 --> 0:18:23.200 kid that's like eighteen needs to marry her? Oh yeah, 0:18:23.200 --> 0:18:29.600 and a rich guy's a perfect area for that. That's 0:18:29.640 --> 0:18:31.680 a good idea that her voice is the perfect pitch 0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:34.399 to only be heard by an old man has a 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:37.400 girl and I know it's hearing. It's like m dolphins 0:18:37.760 --> 0:18:39.719 as a girl who sounds like her father fucked an 0:18:39.720 --> 0:18:42.359 airhorns and I was conceived. I understand. But that's like 0:18:42.400 --> 0:18:44.480 the Molesto voice where you're like, show me on the 0:18:44.480 --> 0:18:46.520 doll where he touched you when you're like when you 0:18:46.600 --> 0:18:50.159 got stunted right there? Like that's like that very like weird. 0:18:50.480 --> 0:18:55.119 Ain't just really love him? That that? Oh you're so funny. 0:18:55.440 --> 0:19:00.240 That's what I'm like, Like, who feels unlovable? That's of you? 0:19:00.320 --> 0:19:03.280 You like a little comic cast. Oh my god, I've 0:19:03.280 --> 0:19:07.320 got more. But anyway, the second that that, the second 0:19:07.400 --> 0:19:11.560 that kid started crying, he was out. Did he stand 0:19:11.600 --> 0:19:13.879 because he looked so exhausted when he brought he did. 0:19:13.880 --> 0:19:15.119 They were like how did it go? And he's like 0:19:15.440 --> 0:19:18.320 they were good. They were they were it was just 0:19:18.440 --> 0:19:21.560 it was a long day. And I was like, oh, no, Rose, 0:19:21.720 --> 0:19:25.120 he does not love her, by the way, how much 0:19:25.160 --> 0:19:29.119 like how much of haters are like all these families, 0:19:29.320 --> 0:19:31.760 it's like at this point when they say, please, don't 0:19:31.800 --> 0:19:38.040 get your hopes up, I'm showing in. Yeah, I have 0:19:38.119 --> 0:19:39.800 so much hair too, like you don't need like I 0:19:39.920 --> 0:19:41.960 figured out how to do it. Here's my final photo. 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:43.880 This is me in a cake hat. My momaked cake. 0:19:44.160 --> 0:19:46.840 I got I got beastings all day because my mom 0:19:46.920 --> 0:19:48.600 literally ice to cake and put it on a hat 0:19:48.640 --> 0:19:51.320 on my head. Um for the town, it was like 0:19:51.359 --> 0:19:55.440 a town was like the town by Centennial. Okay, anyway, 0:19:55.680 --> 0:20:02.560 is that in your I've been I've been dead for years. 0:20:02.800 --> 0:20:05.119 I've actually been I'm the kid from the six I 0:20:05.119 --> 0:20:07.880 came back to host your podcast about the Bachelor. I've 0:20:07.880 --> 0:20:10.120 been dead for a year. My soul has been dead 0:20:10.119 --> 0:20:14.200 for you. Listen. Okay, So where he's final Here's oh 0:20:14.200 --> 0:20:20.040 my god, oh my god, Halloween. That's Thanksgiving. Okay, that's amazing. Okay, 0:20:20.080 --> 0:20:22.879 So so we're okay, So this is an audio show. 0:20:23.320 --> 0:20:26.439 All the all the family described the picture. All the 0:20:26.520 --> 0:20:29.159 family members who were like, who are like, I just 0:20:29.160 --> 0:20:30.560 do want you to get your hopes up. It's like, well, 0:20:30.600 --> 0:20:32.040 then maybe she shouldn't have told her to go in 0:20:32.080 --> 0:20:34.440 the bad story at this point, can just be supportive, 0:20:34.440 --> 0:20:37.760 like she made what do you think was Hey? When 0:20:37.760 --> 0:20:39.960 they give them that talk right before, I'm like, it's 0:20:40.040 --> 0:20:43.400 too late. They're gonna get hurt. Even if they marry, 0:20:43.640 --> 0:20:45.320 Y're gonna get hurt. That's gonna be bad. Yeah, you 0:20:45.359 --> 0:20:48.480 should have protect yourself at this moment. And like I've 0:20:48.520 --> 0:20:50.520 actually find doing this for a living, and people don't 0:20:50.520 --> 0:20:51.800 want to get her hosts like you do want to 0:20:51.800 --> 0:20:55.480 be so hardened and haggy that you can't get your hopes. 0:20:55.640 --> 0:20:58.600 I would say, at this, why not open yourself up, 0:20:58.760 --> 0:21:01.359 get get lit at it all out, you know what 0:21:01.400 --> 0:21:03.280 I mean. Don't walk around with a shirt on, be 0:21:03.359 --> 0:21:07.439 like I'm available for anything. Just go get Is there 0:21:07.480 --> 0:21:09.720 anything else we need to say about Amanda? I feel 0:21:09.720 --> 0:21:12.440 like that we covered I'm really okay, okay, never okay 0:21:12.560 --> 0:21:16.879 kayla oh no no Lauren, Lauren Lolo Lolo as her 0:21:16.960 --> 0:21:21.040 dad calls okay. Their relationship was very affectionate. I didn't 0:21:21.080 --> 0:21:23.760 like that. I didn't like that. I felt like he 0:21:23.880 --> 0:21:26.520 wanted to date Lolo there. I don't know how I 0:21:26.560 --> 0:21:30.160 feel when like when like a dad's so like emotive, emotive. 0:21:30.400 --> 0:21:34.280 I wrote, Lolo Lolo dad gay sister bones, That's all 0:21:34.280 --> 0:21:38.560 I wrote. I just was like, there, it's too close 0:21:38.600 --> 0:21:42.359 for comfort, and I do so many little kids. He 0:21:42.600 --> 0:21:45.680 I mean, they were nice, they were nice face, she's 0:21:46.240 --> 0:21:48.359 she's gonna Laura looks like her dad in a wig. 0:21:50.640 --> 0:21:54.600 They didn't feel remotely Portland, Like you watch Portland, You're like, 0:21:54.720 --> 0:21:58.719 this is not Portland's No, it felt like I when 0:21:58.800 --> 0:22:01.919 did it feel like like sort of Midwest maybe like 0:22:01.960 --> 0:22:05.639 a Tulsa yea or were nowhere for sure? Yeah? Or 0:22:05.680 --> 0:22:08.919 maybe like like a rich suburb of like Illinois, probably 0:22:08.960 --> 0:22:14.600 a sub from the You're cooler than that being okay, 0:22:14.600 --> 0:22:16.160 we don't wait, but I really need to say something. 0:22:16.240 --> 0:22:18.560 They saw this big she took him by this big 0:22:18.600 --> 0:22:21.520 graffiti thing that said keep Portland's weird, and they both 0:22:21.560 --> 0:22:24.760 were like huh, like they both didn't know how to process. 0:22:24.840 --> 0:22:28.080 I was like, you're you're both the least weird people, 0:22:28.240 --> 0:22:30.359