Speaker 1: All right, this is Eddie Peppotone. Um. I you could
Speaker 1: tell my tone is somber because, UM, well, let's just
Speaker 1: say that seeing all these uh women's families that Ben
Speaker 1: met is just was the last and final straw. Um.
Speaker 1: I can't take it anymore. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: could hear it in my voice, but I think they're
Speaker 1: down to the final three women. I don't even know
Speaker 1: their names and anymore. Lauren b Joe, Joe, Kalia. I
Speaker 1: think Amanda got sent home because she has children. What
Speaker 1: does that say to you about this show? That if
Speaker 1: you have other life, if you have other life, that
Speaker 1: you get sent home, That if you are a person
Speaker 1: who continues life, who perpetuates the life cycle, you're not
Speaker 1: part of this show because this show is ultimately this
Speaker 1: show is ultimately about death. Um. This show is about
Speaker 1: and I've said it before, it's about the end of civilization. Um.
Speaker 1: All of it has to do with UM stringing along
Speaker 1: people to watch this show week after week and each
Speaker 1: week apart of all of us, UM dies, and the
Speaker 1: part of us that dies is our humanity. Because this
Speaker 1: guy Ben is a cipher. Did you ever see that
Speaker 1: movie with Robert de Niro? Where he plays Louis Cipher. Well,
Speaker 1: Ben is a cipher. Um. If you look up Cipher
Speaker 1: in any occult book, it will um show. It will
Speaker 1: read that it is a person who sucks life out
Speaker 1: of the universe. And that's what Ben does, and that's
Speaker 1: what the producers of this show does. I mean, I
Speaker 1: can get into the specifics about the brothers who were
Speaker 1: grilling Ben. I think it was Joe Joe's brothers, and
Speaker 1: I just wanted them to jump in and kill them.
Speaker 1: But they're all part of it. They're all part of
Speaker 1: this night air, um, the American nightmare, which is in
Speaker 1: full force. Donald Trump looks like he's gonna win the
Speaker 1: GOP nomination, which means, um, we have a possibility of
Speaker 1: being uh ruled by a demagogue, which is the percussor
Speaker 1: to fascism. And I believe we can point to The
Speaker 1: Bachelor as being the beginning of you know, the rise
Speaker 1: of Trumpet kind of coincided. I mean, of course, you
Speaker 1: know the disintegration of labor unions and healthcare and education
Speaker 1: and the polarization of wealth that Bernie Sanders talks about.
Speaker 1: But he's not going to get nominated. But anyway, what
Speaker 1: I'm saying is the Bachelor, taken in the context of
Speaker 1: the country, is just another form of the disease that
Speaker 1: is running rampant through our society, which is that we
Speaker 1: are in a death spiral. But anyway, it wasn't a
Speaker 1: bad show. Now entering Stockholm, yeah, I commissioned this, Laurence.
Speaker 1: Were you accept this role? Yes? Yeah? This Rose? Yeah? Word,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, will you accept this Rose? I was
Speaker 1: going to say America, but I think we actually have
Speaker 1: sweet There's been people tweeting me from Europe, which is incredible.
Speaker 1: Whoos you Philip CUMSI cums up. That's not really a statement.
Speaker 1: I just said, hello, Philip, so so um Hi, good afternoon,
Speaker 1: good evening. This is artur Marine. I'm here with my
Speaker 1: co host, Aaron Foley, and have a very special guest.
Speaker 1: You might know her from Orange is the New Black.
Speaker 1: You might also know her from Jurassic World. And I'm
Speaker 1: not talking about no dinosaur. Put your hands together, ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen of the Internet, for Laura Lapkin. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about the best intro of all times.
Speaker 1: I'm an idiot. I can't even tell you how happy
Speaker 1: I am to be with you, guys. Right now, because
Speaker 1: it is on right now. Out there weird is out
Speaker 1: there getting judged pretty hard, and to be able to
Speaker 1: come into this safe space of the Bachelor. Did you
Speaker 1: have a nice week? Would you do? My god, I did.
Speaker 1: It's all blurred now, you know anything? Someone asked me
Speaker 1: that I don't know the answer. Yeah, I've done a
Speaker 1: bunch of stuff. I moved recently, so I've been setting
Speaker 1: out my new place and all that kind of off camera.
Speaker 1: I'd like to hear where you moved. Oh, yes, it's
Speaker 1: a private Okay, not cool, prob. Yeah. Man, this has
Speaker 1: been This has been a marathon for those of you
Speaker 1: out in the real world. You probably think it's this
Speaker 1: season is winter, but it's Pilot's season out here in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, and I feel like it's a daily thing
Speaker 1: of do you like yourself? Now? How about Now? Here's
Speaker 1: some feedback. Still just passed and I stayed at and
Speaker 1: I didn't say last week. I didn't say a lot
Speaker 1: of where Aaron was. We didn't murder Aaron. Aaron was
Speaker 1: out of town before me. And how are you doing,
Speaker 1: my lady? It was good at a fun show in
Speaker 1: San Francisco. I love that city. I seemed to be
Speaker 1: accumulating quite a number of ex girlfriends in that city,
Speaker 1: So I don't want to brag consistently not working. But
Speaker 1: now I'm back here, it's eighty one degrees. Yesterday was
Speaker 1: fifty two. Um, that's about all I got. Oh, Aaron,
Speaker 1: you know it's going to cheer you up. So you
Speaker 1: watched it? Did you watch last night or did you
Speaker 1: watch this one? I watched last night just on a
Speaker 1: thirty minute delay. You guys, can I just say? Okay?
Speaker 1: So it's the hometown visits? I gotta say I And
Speaker 1: even though I think Ben is a dummy, I felt
Speaker 1: so bad for that guy he got put. I just
Speaker 1: need to start with the big headline and then we'll
Speaker 1: go through chronologically. But Joe Joe's brothers, I can't believe
Speaker 1: you have to jump in because this guy couldn't barely
Speaker 1: get through the episode. Cowl next Sweater. Now we have
Speaker 1: one of our producers Anna. Last week she did some
Speaker 1: investor because I saw that hothead coming at him in
Speaker 1: the views. I saw that cow neck on the cobra
Speaker 1: neck like like the Roydy Kober neck of muscle getting
Speaker 1: wrapped and highlighted in a full cowl neck sweater like confronting,
Speaker 1: and Anna is Persian and she was like, I think
Speaker 1: she's she did some research and she's like that's some
Speaker 1: Persian brotherhood standing up for the sisters. So you were right.
Speaker 1: You were totally right. That combined with the mom hitting
Speaker 1: the bottle hard, that was the greatest. I paused, looked
Speaker 1: at my sister, and you're like the greatest scene out
Speaker 1: of the bottle. Yeah, it's like Arthur Miller like like
Speaker 1: drum like she she was like, fuck it, can we
Speaker 1: just like just start? Can we just start with ever
Speaker 1: married Jojo off give. It also felt like it also
Speaker 1: felt like, you know, you were in trouble when like
Speaker 1: those dicks were so excited to be on TV, when
Speaker 1: like you have somebody to come to your home and
Speaker 1: you don't even say hello first. They think, you know,
Speaker 1: they thought they were nailing it, like Joe Jo Joe,
Speaker 1: you know, they thought they were killing it and being
Speaker 1: hilarious by being dicks to this. Oh yeah, well I
Speaker 1: felt like they had a little plan because one of
Speaker 1: them was like silent the whole time, but they kept
Speaker 1: cutting to him and he was just like ye was going.
Speaker 1: Calnick was the one we didn't really to watch out
Speaker 1: for it. I had a problem just based on what
Speaker 1: the house looks like. Okay, yeah, there was this moment
Speaker 1: when Ben was walking up to the house, and if
Speaker 1: anyone can watch it now, you said, because this is
Speaker 1: a great, little little moment, I want to have a
Speaker 1: gift of it. He like sees the mansion and he
Speaker 1: looks at it and then looks down and looks back
Speaker 1: and looks down. He didn't want to say anything about it.
Speaker 1: Everyone be cool, but he's clearly really uncomfortable with the house.
Speaker 1: Everybody except for Amanda, like all the all the bout
Speaker 1: Shurets are super rich, which was surprising. But okay, I
Speaker 1: screamed out Dallas. Yeah, that's what I became obsessed this morning,
Speaker 1: even though I was supposed to be getting ready for
Speaker 1: an audition. I was literally spent about twenty minutes Google
Speaker 1: searching Jojoe Bachelor as his brothers. Here's what was Here's
Speaker 1: what I mean. The families just went off. All the
Speaker 1: families went off in different ways. But but here's where
Speaker 1: he's such a fucking hypocrite cow net coburneck. He has
Speaker 1: been on a dating show. He was on Watchful, he
Speaker 1: was on so they're acting like, how do you know
Speaker 1: there's still all these other girls? He's been the bachelor
Speaker 1: on this. Eva Longoria produced this show, and apparently he
Speaker 1: dated Eva Longoria off camera sane so he so look
Speaker 1: at his name is Ben Patton. He was a contestant
Speaker 1: over Love. This was his Like what is there's three
Speaker 1: bachelors and like forty six I've watched this and they
Speaker 1: cut it off like mid season, like away you never
Speaker 1: found an ending. I was watching the she he was
Speaker 1: one of the bachelors. And then that which leads me
Speaker 1: to think, what the fund is wrong with this family
Speaker 1: that two of your children, who are good looking and
Speaker 1: rich have gone on dating show and the mother's got
Speaker 1: like three faces on one face drinking straight out of
Speaker 1: the bottle. There's so many faces to quench, the three
Speaker 1: faces of either her lip job and that goes out.
Speaker 1: I've said that's another podcast. I don't think I've said
Speaker 1: this on our podcast. Ladies, do whatever the hell you
Speaker 1: want to do to your this is swear. It's got
Speaker 1: to be all swear Tuesday today. I'm sorry, do whatever
Speaker 1: the funk you want to do your face. Don't touch
Speaker 1: your lips. The lips is the debt. Tell tale giveaway,
Speaker 1: don't touch your lip. Do we think that Caitlin Bristow
Speaker 1: has gotten course, of course, of course. I actually just
Speaker 1: realized this last year. I also think once you it's
Speaker 1: you know, it's the saddest to me, um when when
Speaker 1: even average looking women who I still find beautiful to
Speaker 1: start jacking it up and then they jack up the
Speaker 1: jack up and then they look alien and there is
Speaker 1: nothing wrong, there was nothing wrong start. It's the sadest.
Speaker 1: But here's my tip out there. If you're a jack
Speaker 1: or just don't touch your lips. You know, you can
Speaker 1: use the rest of the cheek that you turn into
Speaker 1: it people turned into like lions like Madonna cheeks. I
Speaker 1: think starts to look the same. Actually every woman looks
Speaker 1: like Caitlyn Jenner. Yes, like they're all doing the same weird,
Speaker 1: but she looks better. But she looks better. She's actually beautiful,
Speaker 1: you guys. Okay, I want to fit. Okay, fucking get
Speaker 1: at it. Okay, jn Okay, here we go starting out
Speaker 1: and we have started back to Oh no, that was
Speaker 1: the headline. That was what I had to get off
Speaker 1: my chest. Oh okay, here's another headline that I have
Speaker 1: working backwards. Did you guys watch all the way through
Speaker 1: the credits to Laurence brothers girling him about. So it
Speaker 1: was like the two they look like the Lollipop kids
Speaker 1: from like like Wizard of Oz grilling him like hey,
Speaker 1: then so what do you get a bond our since
Speaker 1: and you take her to the Chernobyl Chernobyl adjacent It
Speaker 1: was to look like there was something meal and he's
Speaker 1: how old are they? And he's still he's still panicked
Speaker 1: even with them. He had no idea that cobra neck
Speaker 1: was coming at that was like a bat, like if
Speaker 1: he was choked up by those children coming at him
Speaker 1: by the fantasy suite, and he's like panicking, like this
Speaker 1: way do you have this checked up persian dude in
Speaker 1: the House of ours? And the same exact sentence twice
Speaker 1: to two different dads, and that part really upset me.
Speaker 1: He was like, what was It was like I got
Speaker 1: time stopped when I saw her or something. And there
Speaker 1: was another one where he was like, I'm totally myself
Speaker 1: with her, so the same thing, and I was like,
Speaker 1: he has this. I don't think he honestly, we come
Speaker 1: back to this every week. I don't think he has
Speaker 1: any sense of himself or how to love, how to
Speaker 1: be loved. I think he's a walking pack a pair
Speaker 1: of khakis, and that's what I don't I don't think
Speaker 1: it's all gonna end. He's alan on so bad. Like
Speaker 1: the only person that even a tiny boner was when
Speaker 1: Kayla says I can't love you, he was like, you
Speaker 1: check your curlers out of your blown out hair, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get at it till you love me. Because
Speaker 1: I'm unlovable. You love me? I mean, it's like perfect.
Speaker 1: Why does he think he's What's all of them thinking
Speaker 1: they're unlovable? And that's such a weird feeling, like I
Speaker 1: can never be loved by Anyone's like you're hot, you're young.
Speaker 1: Wait seconds, wait to second hot, You're the only You're
Speaker 1: the only child of, like you were the quarterback of
Speaker 1: like I did legitimately look like Ron Howard and was
Speaker 1: told like you are ugly, I would never fuck you.
Speaker 1: I felt unlovable, but there was reasons for that because
Speaker 1: people said, who would love you? You know what I mean? Literally,
Speaker 1: and this doesn't exist outside of this podcast. I no,
Speaker 1: never mind, I'll tell you the age. I always go
Speaker 1: back to the age just three album. I scream at
Speaker 1: the TV and they go, I just you know, this
Speaker 1: is what I've been looking for. I was like, when
Speaker 1: you started to search six months ago. I also want
Speaker 1: to say, just just I have two more, two more
Speaker 1: headlines that will work up to one. Both Lauren's dad
Speaker 1: and Kayla's dad seems super fucking gay. Number two. Lauren's
Speaker 1: sister was coming on to both Ben and the camera
Speaker 1: was so hard and then she was so hardcore Pitshing
Speaker 1: Lauren to be the next Bachelor is a word bachelorette, like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's a bachelorette. I don't remember which. She pulled Ben
Speaker 1: aside and she goes, I mean, why do you like her?
Speaker 1: She's a really great bachelorette. She's so weird. But I
Speaker 1: do feel that Jojo is gonning to be the next Batch.
Speaker 1: She's pushing it really hard. Actually saw this happen in
Speaker 1: last season with Ben when he was a contestant and
Speaker 1: he started he was nothing. The whole season, he was forgettable.
Speaker 1: He somehow got to the end he wore kel next
Speaker 1: in Ireland, who are they getting dressed by people? Or
Speaker 1: are they I hope someone that loves rich Irish chits
Speaker 1: and cold X yeah, Jo's dress, JoJo's tips, I don't
Speaker 1: know that at the end, the red one, the late one,
Speaker 1: and the lace one also in front of like my
Speaker 1: dad is such a creep. Sorry dad, you are. He's
Speaker 1: such a creep to sit in front of my dad
Speaker 1: and like with anything less than the Beekeeper outfit, Like
Speaker 1: if I was like a ladle kids in front of
Speaker 1: my gross. Heard for anyone to do that in front
Speaker 1: of any dad, I just think you not my dad.
Speaker 1: My dad will star on your kids the whole time,
Speaker 1: real quickly. So gross. He's so been last season. He
Speaker 1: just suddenly turned on some charm in the last couple
Speaker 1: episodes where he was trying to clearly be the Bachelor,
Speaker 1: and I see Jojo doing that, I'm like, she's really
Speaker 1: She's saying a lot of very specific things that I
Speaker 1: feel like she's trying to push for that. Okay. Also
Speaker 1: another headline to come to how fucking evil are the
Speaker 1: Bachelor producers who clearly paid for a dozen roses to
Speaker 1: be said to There's no way he knew, like today's
Speaker 1: the day she's going to be back, and like so
Speaker 1: he wouldn't know exactly when she'd be back. There's some
Speaker 1: asshole producer wrote that letters that like seventy bucks at
Speaker 1: FTD had it said like anyway, okay, let's start with
Speaker 1: there we go, let's start out Okay, So we put
Speaker 1: a special three our podcast, we faded on a Hope bracelet. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, those okay. I follow Nick Viole on Instagram,
Speaker 1: h and he has posted about the Hope bracelet. It's
Speaker 1: one of Ben's charity projects. So this is something that
Speaker 1: he's trying to promote on the show. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I had to pause and rewinding go charity. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: the the ugly as for a man to where I'm
Speaker 1: sorry it is and he seems to mean it, says
Speaker 1: Hope doesn't do his eyes him like they're falling more
Speaker 1: and more into his head, like he's drugged all the time.
Speaker 1: He's asleep whole sea. And by the way, he's never
Speaker 1: mentioned Caitlin once. Like on Caitlin season, all the guys,
Speaker 1: all the guys would be like, oh, you got cut
Speaker 1: by who cut I didn't watch her season? Where she
Speaker 1: who was? Who is she? Chris? So like the guys
Speaker 1: would be like, so you clearly like Chris, are you
Speaker 1: over Chris? And they that's an interesting question. Nobody gives
Speaker 1: a shit about Caitlin. He wasn't into her. They didn't
Speaker 1: have anything. They didn't have to sound like it was
Speaker 1: nick nick Okay, okay, So Amana, he means he's a
Speaker 1: babel issues. You gotta follow his instagram. You know what.
Speaker 1: He didn't do it for me before, but you, but you,
Speaker 1: you did know that he was going to throw you
Speaker 1: around the hotel room. Oh you, you would get definitely
Speaker 1: boned in. He might get cut by like a Budweiser
Speaker 1: glass bottle, like pelvic bone. Oh in the okay, so no,
Speaker 1: here we are. We're down on Laguna, We're at the beach.
Speaker 1: Amanda's top could not stay up that she should. She
Speaker 1: looked naked and a lot of the she's running its
Speaker 1: falling that thing. When she's talking to Ben. There's a
Speaker 1: few shots where you're like, if you had just tuned in,
Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh, he's talking to a nudist on
Speaker 1: the beach. She literally took part of like her curtain
Speaker 1: off her window, wrapped it around and ran. As soon
Speaker 1: as that kids started crying. You want not getting he
Speaker 1: was out in a minivan. You like, it's not even
Speaker 1: like the sexy mom in the Roseratti. It's like the
Speaker 1: mom and a minivan and the girls. These little girls
Speaker 1: are like, where's mommy? And they're eight weeks They're like,
Speaker 1: didn't even know his name. He did not know how
Speaker 1: to talk to kids at all. He's like, you look gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Like talking about the kids outfit, I was like, what
Speaker 1: are these I got? They did? They had like hipster
Speaker 1: lace up sound like that was there was a gladiator
Speaker 1: sandal and imagine pigtails really did repulse me. But I
Speaker 1: really felt like frocks. They weren't there was. I mean literally,
Speaker 1: as a girl who looked like Ron Howard, I would
Speaker 1: have run up literally in like old corduroy pan with
Speaker 1: like chocolate over my face and no shirt. And they'd
Speaker 1: be like, what a nice young son you have? Who
Speaker 1: knew you had a recessive red jeans in your family?
Speaker 1: Okay number two? So then we go wait, wait, wait
Speaker 1: wait no, we're doing amandah God, I'll show you. Don't
Speaker 1: you think like a fifty year old with like one
Speaker 1: kid that's like eighteen needs to marry her? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and a rich guy's a perfect area for that. That's
Speaker 1: a good idea that her voice is the perfect pitch
Speaker 1: to only be heard by an old man has a
Speaker 1: girl and I know it's hearing. It's like m dolphins
Speaker 1: as a girl who sounds like her father fucked an
Speaker 1: airhorns and I was conceived. I understand. But that's like
Speaker 1: the Molesto voice where you're like, show me on the
Speaker 1: doll where he touched you when you're like when you
Speaker 1: got stunted right there? Like that's like that very like weird.
Speaker 1: Ain't just really love him? That that? Oh you're so funny.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm like, Like, who feels unlovable? That's of you?
Speaker 1: You like a little comic cast. Oh my god, I've
Speaker 1: got more. But anyway, the second that that, the second
Speaker 1: that kid started crying, he was out. Did he stand
Speaker 1: because he looked so exhausted when he brought he did.
Speaker 1: They were like how did it go? And he's like
Speaker 1: they were good. They were they were it was just
Speaker 1: it was a long day. And I was like, oh, no, Rose,
Speaker 1: he does not love her, by the way, how much
Speaker 1: like how much of haters are like all these families,
Speaker 1: it's like at this point when they say, please, don't
Speaker 1: get your hopes up, I'm showing in. Yeah, I have
Speaker 1: so much hair too, like you don't need like I
Speaker 1: figured out how to do it. Here's my final photo.
Speaker 1: This is me in a cake hat. My momaked cake.
Speaker 1: I got I got beastings all day because my mom
Speaker 1: literally ice to cake and put it on a hat
Speaker 1: on my head. Um for the town, it was like
Speaker 1: a town was like the town by Centennial. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 1: is that in your I've been I've been dead for years.
Speaker 1: I've actually been I'm the kid from the six I
Speaker 1: came back to host your podcast about the Bachelor. I've
Speaker 1: been dead for a year. My soul has been dead
Speaker 1: for you. Listen. Okay, So where he's final Here's oh
Speaker 1: my god, oh my god, Halloween. That's Thanksgiving. Okay, that's amazing. Okay,
Speaker 1: So so we're okay, So this is an audio show.
Speaker 1: All the all the family described the picture. All the
Speaker 1: family members who were like, who are like, I just
Speaker 1: do want you to get your hopes up. It's like, well,
Speaker 1: then maybe she shouldn't have told her to go in
Speaker 1: the bad story at this point, can just be supportive,
Speaker 1: like she made what do you think was Hey? When
Speaker 1: they give them that talk right before, I'm like, it's
Speaker 1: too late. They're gonna get hurt. Even if they marry,
Speaker 1: Y're gonna get hurt. That's gonna be bad. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: should have protect yourself at this moment. And like I've
Speaker 1: actually find doing this for a living, and people don't
Speaker 1: want to get her hosts like you do want to
Speaker 1: be so hardened and haggy that you can't get your hopes.
Speaker 1: I would say, at this, why not open yourself up,
Speaker 1: get get lit at it all out, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Don't walk around with a shirt on, be
Speaker 1: like I'm available for anything. Just go get Is there
Speaker 1: anything else we need to say about Amanda? I feel
Speaker 1: like that we covered I'm really okay, okay, never okay
Speaker 1: kayla oh no no Lauren, Lauren Lolo Lolo as her
Speaker 1: dad calls okay. Their relationship was very affectionate. I didn't
Speaker 1: like that. I didn't like that. I felt like he
Speaker 1: wanted to date Lolo there. I don't know how I
Speaker 1: feel when like when like a dad's so like emotive, emotive.
Speaker 1: I wrote, Lolo Lolo dad gay sister bones, That's all
Speaker 1: I wrote. I just was like, there, it's too close
Speaker 1: for comfort, and I do so many little kids. He
Speaker 1: I mean, they were nice, they were nice face, she's
Speaker 1: she's gonna Laura looks like her dad in a wig.
Speaker 1: They didn't feel remotely Portland, Like you watch Portland, You're like,
Speaker 1: this is not Portland's No, it felt like I when
Speaker 1: did it feel like like sort of Midwest maybe like
Speaker 1: a Tulsa yea or were nowhere for sure? Yeah? Or
Speaker 1: maybe like like a rich suburb of like Illinois, probably
Speaker 1: a sub from the You're cooler than that being okay,
Speaker 1: we don't wait, but I really need to say something.
Speaker 1: They saw this big she took him by this big
Speaker 1: graffiti thing that said keep Portland's weird, and they both
Speaker 1: were like huh, like they both didn't know how to process.
Speaker 1: I was like, you're you're both the least weird people,
Speaker 1: making you the weirdest that I've ever seen. Well, and
Speaker 1: then when she goes, I love Butter, it's like, no,
Speaker 1: you don't guess what. I loved butter in college and
Speaker 1: I was sixteen. You don't love butter, Lauren, you don't
Speaker 1: she likes butter like every other Wednesday you had a
Speaker 1: dig in. Yeah it was yeah, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I want to really like love a couple.
Speaker 1: And I don't really like him with really honestly an
Speaker 1: there's no connection between any of the sister. Lauren's sister
Speaker 1: was trouble. She clearly hot one she got her teeth
Speaker 1: capped to be on TV. She clearly resents Lauren because
Speaker 1: Lauren's younger and hotter, even though the sister's hot. No,
Speaker 1: I think she's hotter than Lauren. Interesting, but Laurence tiny
Speaker 1: and like Attle. I do think that they're they're probably
Speaker 1: most compact. I don't know what that's like. Lauren, Well, yes,
Speaker 1: I do think they make the most sense on paper.
Speaker 1: I don't think they have any actual like there's nothing
Speaker 1: to talk about or excitement about each other. No one's
Speaker 1: talked about anything. They never talked about any He was like,
Speaker 1: are you having fun? I'm having fun? Talk about it?
Speaker 1: How are you feeling? What my feelings are getting stronger?
Speaker 1: Rather than like, what do you do for living? Do
Speaker 1: you have any hobbies? Have you ever traveled that ever
Speaker 1: happened to you? I was on the Bachelor off do
Speaker 1: you want to kill yourself or do you still want
Speaker 1: to get up? I mean, I mean, And it also
Speaker 1: makes me go, how old is Lauren? Then she can
Speaker 1: have siblings that are her full siblings that old at all.
Speaker 1: You know, she's like five or something. Those kids were
Speaker 1: The show really needs to be people in their thirties
Speaker 1: who have maybe even been married. It needs to be
Speaker 1: like people who are like actually excited. If he got
Speaker 1: grilled by Anthony Michael Hall's character in sixteen Candles, like
Speaker 1: a couple of them, like two of them. Okay, sister
Speaker 1: is a hater. Oh man cry? He man cried with
Speaker 1: the sister when she said, what do you like about Laura?
Speaker 1: And they didn't know to say so he cry, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was very weird. Weird. I thought, that's like gotta
Speaker 1: be the drinking game, right, don't you have a Do
Speaker 1: you have a drinking game during the Oh no no,
Speaker 1: but I've always there's always like our friends, uh but
Speaker 1: like Nina Manny shillarette or they have a group, and
Speaker 1: I think they turned into a drinking game. And I thought,
Speaker 1: Ben crying the season has got to be a go to.
Speaker 1: I feel like he's constantly crying and getting choked up
Speaker 1: every time someone leaves. He cries, but he works for it,
Speaker 1: Like I feel like he looks really hard at the
Speaker 1: floor and then he's like he punches himself in that
Speaker 1: he is definitely an only child. I need to have
Speaker 1: his face parted on him. Okay, I just don't think
Speaker 1: he's lived enough. I think all of them haven't really
Speaker 1: like been really. I don't know, maybe because I'm older
Speaker 1: and you're like you burned a couple of times. And
Speaker 1: yet then he doesn't have anything going on, and yet
Speaker 1: I cannot stop watching, and it's like the highlight of
Speaker 1: my here's the thing too. It's like families too, because
Speaker 1: we get a break from contests. Were like, give me
Speaker 1: something else. Okay, So now we get to Kayla's feeling.
Speaker 1: Can I just quote this and I like screamed at
Speaker 1: the tv Kayla, and this is the girl if I
Speaker 1: remember last week who said I'm like Moss, just looking
Speaker 1: for wherever you want to go? Is fine with me? Horrible?
Speaker 1: That was the worst thing I've ever was a creepiest
Speaker 1: thing I ever. Kayla challenges me because she is so real.
Speaker 1: What the funk are you talking about? Kla? Have you
Speaker 1: met Kayla? Like what? She's literally a doll. She's like
Speaker 1: frozen in time and her dad factory, the factory factory.
Speaker 1: Don't you feel like for sure she hasn't been there
Speaker 1: since she was eight. Everyone hates she's like the CEO's
Speaker 1: daughter and carried out like that fucking movie. I was like,
Speaker 1: my god, they hate you right now, the factory workers,
Speaker 1: and you're being like so fucking du it's funny, I
Speaker 1: thought her dad. At first, I thought he looked like
Speaker 1: Charlie from Charlie in the Fact Factory. And then my friend,
Speaker 1: it's grandpa. My friend texted me a photo and that
Speaker 1: he looks like the scientists from Nightmare before Christmas. That's accurate,
Speaker 1: that's exactly what he looked like. Also gay, and he
Speaker 1: thought about this one I thought dead and he was like,
Speaker 1: if I pray my way to straightness and marry a
Speaker 1: hot Filipina lady with a full set phrase. Now loved her.
Speaker 1: I loved her, I loved her brothers. Seeing precious, I
Speaker 1: actually I like that family. I actually liked that family
Speaker 1: like and it made me like calembore that family. I
Speaker 1: like how her dad talked to her and said like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna try to I don't want you to
Speaker 1: get hurt, but I don't not gonna tell you what
Speaker 1: not to do, Like you know, I feel like he
Speaker 1: was like talking to her really nice. Kaylee's mom was fun.
Speaker 1: She did have full set of adult races, which I went,
Speaker 1: I kept going, word, do I look, is it like
Speaker 1: a lazy I don't know where to look. But I
Speaker 1: like that she was a joyful woman. I like that.
Speaker 1: I think she's like eight years older than Kayla. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I like that. We also saw where the sex
Speaker 1: panther came from, because she was like, you just need
Speaker 1: to go downstairs and jump on them. You just jump
Speaker 1: on them. And I loved that. But what about how
Speaker 1: about Kayla telling her dad she was really in love
Speaker 1: with him? She Ben is really the one. This is
Speaker 1: going to happen all the time. That made me so sad.
Speaker 1: But then and then and then she went outside and goes,
Speaker 1: I have doubts again, she's crazy. And she couldn't tell
Speaker 1: him she loved him. It's like, if you're feeling that
Speaker 1: hard about someone, you have to be able to tell
Speaker 1: them when you have the one opportunity to see them.
Speaker 1: But then when she said it too, was like and
Speaker 1: then he walked away, and I had conflicts. So that
Speaker 1: made me more confused. She can't commit to her feelings. No, no,
Speaker 1: no no. But and it was in like a five
Speaker 1: second moment. It was just like you're like, okay, like
Speaker 1: the voice over when they're kissing, like, as soon as
Speaker 1: he's done kissing me, I'm gonna, oh, I miss my feeling.
Speaker 1: My entire life is right, Amanda. They all want said
Speaker 1: they wanted to say, you know that's behind Bachelor producers. Sir,
Speaker 1: that's true, but I do think that, like there's something
Speaker 1: about you. If you do think you're gonna say it,
Speaker 1: just say it. Because she was kind of like afraid
Speaker 1: of getting hurt by him or afraid like he's going
Speaker 1: to watch all of this. He's gonna know you wanted
Speaker 1: to You're ultimately still gonna get hurt. Do the thing
Speaker 1: you already did damage last week when you ked him
Speaker 1: up with your bone or fever of I will never
Speaker 1: love you. Maybe go I was wrong. Guess who loves you?
Speaker 1: I do, and you get him? Okay, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: That's saddest thing. When he said she's the deepest relationship
Speaker 1: I have. I didn't like that because you know, he
Speaker 1: doesn't pick her. And then when she goes, oh great,
Speaker 1: she brings him to the bench and he goes, great bench.
Speaker 1: That's a great bench. I missed this the high school.
Speaker 1: She said they wanted to bring you somewhere special. That's
Speaker 1: a great bench. They built that house. Basically, you want
Speaker 1: to know what they did. They built the house that
Speaker 1: already you can't design. That's how they build those childhood houses.
Speaker 1: So it comes in with a blue roof. When he
Speaker 1: said he was going to build a house, I like
Speaker 1: building the house because it's like, well, how one day
Speaker 1: we're gonna build a house. You're gonna build the house
Speaker 1: you live in. I honestly hit fast forward and then
Speaker 1: remembered I had to do this. Stopped when they rewound
Speaker 1: because I was like, I cannot sit through this. They
Speaker 1: put on music that like if you watch like a
Speaker 1: bad eighties movie where they're trying to make people seem awesome,
Speaker 1: that's sort of like the equivalent of like a like
Speaker 1: a top Zone top gun when Nana naa Nana and
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, they're like as a Kenny Loggins and
Speaker 1: she's like looking hot with her hard hat, like he
Speaker 1: picked her because he wants to funk her so bad
Speaker 1: that he needs to get through the fantasy suite. I
Speaker 1: don't feel like she'll be good at fucking no, but
Speaker 1: her mom's tould just get at it. I think, you
Speaker 1: know she's she's the one that will be aggressive and sloppy,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, because she didn't really she
Speaker 1: wants to please him. You can tell her mom like
Speaker 1: like she's she's been taught to like get at it,
Speaker 1: and she's gonna at least go for it. May not
Speaker 1: be good, but she's gonna go for I did I
Speaker 1: did like her better after the family visits. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I did not. I agree. I thought she became a
Speaker 1: little bit more real for me. I think she's insane.
Speaker 1: I feel like when this comes up later, but about
Speaker 1: the fact that they've only been on two dates with
Speaker 1: him or whenever, that's weird actually blows my mind. Okay,
Speaker 1: before we get there, can we talk about the workers
Speaker 1: in the factory that already hate her, that had to
Speaker 1: slow clap for her like it was an officer, and
Speaker 1: that made me want to should have gotten I wanted
Speaker 1: to kill myself. I wanted to kill myself. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: moving on. Okay, wait what does this say? It says
Speaker 1: brother Fantasy Street. Okay, now turning the page. Oh god, alright,
Speaker 1: so now here we are? Um oh okay, okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: his dad going back to Kayleb for one second, the dad,
Speaker 1: you were saying that it made you uncomfortable. The dad
Speaker 1: kept calling her darling. I don't want my dad ever
Speaker 1: calling me darling, darling, darling, what do you think again?
Speaker 1: I don't want to wear And you always go back
Speaker 1: to it takes your your moment just goes back to
Speaker 1: your dad, you know. And I think about my and
Speaker 1: these moments would like he's like old school Irish Catholic,
Speaker 1: like we've basically high five her. Like he would never
Speaker 1: be like, well, how are you feeling, would be like, so,
Speaker 1: what where'd you go to school? I don't even know
Speaker 1: what the sandwich and reading my dad will be like
Speaker 1: you got awful? Literally he asked a boyfriend of mine,
Speaker 1: not like he asked him if he was getting any
Speaker 1: And that's when I was like, I'm out out. I
Speaker 1: kind of gross. I kind of liked some of the
Speaker 1: father daughter's stuff, like the like the like jumping on
Speaker 1: the bed with my mom and being talking it out
Speaker 1: is so inconceised. It's all not gonna happen. The idea
Speaker 1: of my parents being on the show and uncomfortably in
Speaker 1: front of the camera to be impossible. By the way,
Speaker 1: all the parents are still married, like where are these
Speaker 1: broken moms of America and causing these kids to go
Speaker 1: on this. I did write Kayla's mom rocks, but they
Speaker 1: kept saying too about Kayla. She knows how precious time is.
Speaker 1: Who died cancer, cancer, somebody died, somebody died. Okay, now
Speaker 1: he goes, So now we're as you did. Here we go, guys.
Speaker 1: Joe Joe first, Okay, showing up? How evil the flowers?
Speaker 1: The letter she did, finished reading reading it, She's like,
Speaker 1: you love me? Wait, flip flip flip love Chad. No,
Speaker 1: it was so you don't know your old boyfriends also
Speaker 1: throw out you and like throw them away, throw out
Speaker 1: the throw out, don't keep the road, throw out the card.
Speaker 1: And also Ben was we actually handled the best stuff
Speaker 1: we ever had because of that, And it was like,
Speaker 1: you've never talked about past relationships, You've never talked you
Speaker 1: want to marry this person. Yeah, this is the first
Speaker 1: time you're acknowledging me. I felt like it was a
Speaker 1: faux paw on the Bachelor producer part because it made
Speaker 1: me completely stop in my process of my relationship and
Speaker 1: made me look at Jojo weird. It was a kind
Speaker 1: of action I think they wanted to keep her. They
Speaker 1: wanted to keep her for the Bachelorette. They see that
Speaker 1: Laura would be boring. I think that was their attempt
Speaker 1: to make her look unlucky and love and to keep
Speaker 1: her for them. I love it definitely. It definitely was like,
Speaker 1: but the brothers were going to do that. I don't
Speaker 1: know because we keep going back to the watching it
Speaker 1: with my sister, but we always came going back to
Speaker 1: that clip of the end and the proposal and oh
Speaker 1: my god, and I'm thinking, in my mind it's always Lauren,
Speaker 1: Jojo and Jojo. But then I think, is if they're
Speaker 1: sending her up? Um, like, is it not like because
Speaker 1: usually the Bachelor it isn't it's always like the third
Speaker 1: or the Ford. Yeah, it's personally. Ever, I think Ben
Speaker 1: old Ben with the part in the middle of his
Speaker 1: hair the last two was done. Maybe they were trying
Speaker 1: to get rid of it was confusing. I thought it
Speaker 1: was unnecessary and weird, and I'd have to double check.
Speaker 1: But I'm almost positive when they were leaving her apartment
Speaker 1: that the flowers were different flowers, and I was like,
Speaker 1: it's happening everywhere paint flowers left. I don't really even
Speaker 1: understand the drama between her and Chad. I don't really
Speaker 1: get what we're feel bad about. She was dating an
Speaker 1: entire couple, didn't you or my friend Steve did something
Speaker 1: that I wrote that down. Remember he kept saying they
Speaker 1: they weren't, they weren't. And I just kept saying I
Speaker 1: was wondering that or if she had dated a woman
Speaker 1: or something, because she was like, why are you not
Speaker 1: just saying hey, it was so odd. I gotta say yeah,
Speaker 1: because I because I really was Jojo. So how the
Speaker 1: fund did Jojo come out of that family? Because Jojo
Speaker 1: is cool? Yeah, now I'm starting to question Jojo after
Speaker 1: that estate and the family and the weird thing with Chad.
Speaker 1: Now I'm just like to handle the velvet. I mean
Speaker 1: those okay, So now he shows up. They don't even
Speaker 1: say holo, somebody comes as a guest in your home?
Speaker 1: You even what did they do? I can't remember. They
Speaker 1: were like Joe, yeah, Joe, and they weren't like and
Speaker 1: she keep being like, this is Ben, you guys, This
Speaker 1: is Ben you guys so rude. Yeah, and my sister
Speaker 1: doesn't appear at all, like there's just like it was
Speaker 1: a dapted opinion. I'm like that's weird. The dad was
Speaker 1: actually okay, and the mom was sweet even through her
Speaker 1: duck lips. But like there's a Hitler mustache and Ler
Speaker 1: those brothers who were so out of hand, And now
Speaker 1: that I know they've been on Dating Reality, I know
Speaker 1: that is really weird. I thought it looked familiar. I
Speaker 1: wonder if I part of my brain had him stored
Speaker 1: from this Amazing how quickly we forget people. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: But like I would have if I was Jojo and
Speaker 1: I didn't win, and I was watching that episode last night,
Speaker 1: I would drive over and punch them in. And the
Speaker 1: cold has happened with? Was it Andy's family in a
Speaker 1: different season, where like her whole family kind of sabotaged
Speaker 1: it for her. There was a Bronco Katie, do you
Speaker 1: want to get in here? Do you want to get
Speaker 1: in here? It was were talking about that was like
Speaker 1: the only time I can remember that. I couldn't remember
Speaker 1: her name. I would kept going the pretty brunette with
Speaker 1: the one that that the boyfriend has, the poetry that
Speaker 1: baseball you love sports? No, it's so bad, And she
Speaker 1: looks just like Betty and Bronco coach. Everyone has the
Speaker 1: dark hair. She looks identical to her. To me, that's
Speaker 1: just my two cents. Yes, that was like I have
Speaker 1: to say, And they did edit it well in the
Speaker 1: coming of track actions where it made it look like
Speaker 1: I can't deal this tonight about the brothers and him
Speaker 1: crying as if he was leaving JoJo's house, that was
Speaker 1: why they do. But if you're Ben, let's say, like
Speaker 1: Ben's a real person. If you're Ben and you leave
Speaker 1: JoJo's house, I think that would be a serious consideration
Speaker 1: of like marrying into that. I know, by the way,
Speaker 1: it's like God forbid you date somebody and you don't
Speaker 1: move home immediately when the brothers, like when the dad
Speaker 1: is like her brothers can squire you around Dallas, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't like the man. All of them, I don't get.
Speaker 1: I don't get the whole city thing. It feels like
Speaker 1: they all, all the women think they're going to have
Speaker 1: the guy moved to their city. Yeah, and guess what,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna happen. They're little. He's gonna try to
Speaker 1: be a host. And honestly, I give two ships what
Speaker 1: my parents think of like the like, well you also,
Speaker 1: I can't be the end all be your brother thinks
Speaker 1: of the guy you're dating, I don't give a ship. No,
Speaker 1: and also like not with them most of the time
Speaker 1: typically like yah, mean you don't live around the corner
Speaker 1: most people from their families, it's like them. But if
Speaker 1: it's fine, if my brother maybe like if it's not
Speaker 1: the best connection, that I can live with them. Yeah. Yeah. Also,
Speaker 1: at least in my family comes out after like you know,
Speaker 1: everyone's like totally, she's great, and then two years after
Speaker 1: they're like she was terrible. Yeah, yeah, anyone saying that now,
Speaker 1: oh my god, now coming attractions, he says. So we
Speaker 1: think he says I love you to Jojo and Lauren.
Speaker 1: Do we think that the Kayala is just is that
Speaker 1: I think he just does not. I think he just
Speaker 1: wants we fantasy suits. Next week, all three of them
Speaker 1: are in the sweet This is the best part of
Speaker 1: everything when they all fuck. So what do you think
Speaker 1: the percentage of eighty nine percent? I think every once
Speaker 1: in all we get someone who doesn't want to form
Speaker 1: enter the virgin. Yeah, or like there was the one
Speaker 1: season where they both fell asleep. It was really rough,
Speaker 1: too long. I think this year this year one percent.
Speaker 1: When hun Dog is getting at it, I say they
Speaker 1: all all three will be it's a sun show for
Speaker 1: getting close to him, because there's nothing else to talk about.
Speaker 1: You got to feel something when you're talking about closely
Speaker 1: to getting close to a man. I think it's penis
Speaker 1: in the face, right near the face. They're gonna suck
Speaker 1: you stick. And then ra Jamaica, they're getting a lot
Speaker 1: less exciting with all the look Oh my god, last year,
Speaker 1: Ireland has never looked so good. It's like we went
Speaker 1: to Vegas and now I'm remember when they were in Turkey,
Speaker 1: like it was amazing. These are really I'm going to
Speaker 1: be honest with you, I thought last season was better
Speaker 1: the Bachelorette. Um. I agree this is boring well, because
Speaker 1: you need people with true personalities. I've been saying for
Speaker 1: years that they really need to have a brand new
Speaker 1: person be the Bachelor Bachelor. I understand that it won't
Speaker 1: work ratings wise. People really want to go with people
Speaker 1: they are familiar with. It's like watching the next season
Speaker 1: of a show or but I feel like we would
Speaker 1: all benefit from there being a brand new person with
Speaker 1: a personality and the people have to genuinely meet them
Speaker 1: for the first time. They won't have seen them on TV.
Speaker 1: They don't know anything about them when they have to
Speaker 1: show who they are to them. Knew was he out
Speaker 1: of the blue? And you know he was a contestant.
Speaker 1: There hasn't been a new one since like the way beginning.
Speaker 1: And I can't even tell you. And it would be
Speaker 1: good if they were black or gay. I love it's
Speaker 1: so white when they Oh my god, you weren't here
Speaker 1: last week? Do either of you need to say anything
Speaker 1: about the about the Jade Tanner wedding and the twentieth reunion?
Speaker 1: I actually haven't. Anna. Can I ask you a question too?
Speaker 1: Women's Son? Anna. This is our producer, one of our producers, Anna, Anna.
Speaker 1: Now you are a Persian. Now you you smelled that
Speaker 1: you were like you were like in the Coming Attractions.
Speaker 1: You saw the brothers you did a little dig gang.
Speaker 1: Is that typical for like an older brother? What's the deal? Yes?
Speaker 1: I have older brothers and they are kind of doch
Speaker 1: like that they to this? Would they would they like
Speaker 1: give someone you were dating the like you my sister,
Speaker 1: you feeling my sister. They would like circle him like
Speaker 1: a shark and be like and are a little more
Speaker 1: low key, but like there would be dicks they were
Speaker 1: they were killing wetters, my oldest one. Yeah, that's how
Speaker 1: you knew, That's how you start, That's what tipped you off. Well,
Speaker 1: I was like, there's something about this family that knew.
Speaker 1: I kind of I kind of the house like to
Speaker 1: the mom, like, I was like, oh God, is there
Speaker 1: anything we need to know? Is there anything we need
Speaker 1: to know about that? So this is like so if
Speaker 1: it would it be hard for Ben is somebody who's
Speaker 1: not Persian to come in and be a part of that,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, because Persians like to drink, and
Speaker 1: if he likes to drink, then he can just really
Speaker 1: slide in really easily. Was he's a scotchman or what
Speaker 1: was it? Yeah, he was excited by that, which I
Speaker 1: don't have to say though I think obviously was probably
Speaker 1: you know, heightened, you know, edited heightened. But I did
Speaker 1: think that Ben uh should know that he's going to
Speaker 1: get all four families, being like this is the greatest
Speaker 1: thing ever get him getting a little shit I thought
Speaker 1: was just fantast I loved it. I love I also
Speaker 1: thought that, um last was it last week when his
Speaker 1: mom met Hailey and I loved Emily. Emily. I feel
Speaker 1: like we need more reality checks. Yeah, exactly exactly because
Speaker 1: he comes up with not a lot. Like he literally
Speaker 1: was like dear cotton headlights so many times when the
Speaker 1: questions that personal, and I realized he can't be like,
Speaker 1: I'm in love with your daughter, but four days later
Speaker 1: you can say I'm love with your daughter. But it's
Speaker 1: also hard when it's like he still listen to them
Speaker 1: and if he knows I'm not in love with your daughter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I'm not a hard position to be if you
Speaker 1: can say that. The mom started chugging and a bit
Speaker 1: at that, but um, that was great. What do you
Speaker 1: think the previous says? He says I love you to
Speaker 1: two people. I think that's a huge mistake. Why would
Speaker 1: he do that? I think I don't know that Like
Speaker 1: the same way that like he said about Emily the twin,
Speaker 1: he's like, you know, I love a person I love
Speaker 1: like I think he might one of them might be
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I love you. Yeah. I was
Speaker 1: hoping you need to say do you have anything you
Speaker 1: need to get off your chest? I feel like I
Speaker 1: want to give you the platform. Our our producer from
Speaker 1: Nervous Ladies and Gentlemen Kaving Die hard Bachelor fan, Big
Speaker 1: Time Bachelor. We text each other, what do you need
Speaker 1: to say? What do you need to leave? In the
Speaker 1: in the safe space. I think he chooses Kayla at
Speaker 1: the end. That's what I think. I think it's her
Speaker 1: voice and more now it's going through, I think it is.
Speaker 1: So who do you think the final two are? Lord?
Speaker 1: So Joe is gonna get cut next week? Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: t would be exciting if Kayla wasn't. The end. It
Speaker 1: sounds like he like but then I don't know because
Speaker 1: it sounds like he like cut someone week three and
Speaker 1: then when he gets down to the final two, he goes, wait,
Speaker 1: I wanted that that third one, Like, so he cut
Speaker 1: Kayla week three and then he's like, oh, I'll go
Speaker 1: to call her because who the funk would like the
Speaker 1: Winter girl? Yeah, and then like the next girl shows
Speaker 1: up and he's like, oh, wait, don't want to be
Speaker 1: that guy that was the Yeah he did get way
Speaker 1: after right, Yeah, well he called her, he got with
Speaker 1: the he picked the one, and then like during the
Speaker 1: whole time after he chose her in real life he
Speaker 1: was contacting the other one and then and then they
Speaker 1: like showed it at the there's like some special yeah,
Speaker 1: and he was like, I don't love you. I love
Speaker 1: that one. I think, oh, three girls are gonna land
Speaker 1: on their feet. Um Jojo will land in a in
Speaker 1: a state. Lauren has got her special relationship with her father,
Speaker 1: and Kayla is going to be the CEO of Toys Incorporated.
Speaker 1: And I think they're all gonna be fine. My god,
Speaker 1: Amanda is the one I feel like so protective of
Speaker 1: because I was just like, she's lit. I did feel
Speaker 1: that whenever anyone puts their kids on the shot. Just
Speaker 1: think can you imagine growing up and watching it and
Speaker 1: being like, my poor mom was trying to find love
Speaker 1: on the show and find here I am being like
Speaker 1: in a mini vot cost. That's therapy right there, that's therapy.
Speaker 1: Can I just I cannot think? You know, I love.
Speaker 1: They're welcoming any time. Come. This is I need to come,
Speaker 1: always welcome. Come on, do you have anything that you
Speaker 1: want to promote? We should just I think Katie Pixie,
Speaker 1: I think we should pick Okay, okay, let's get on
Speaker 1: the field. That's all right. Your prediction is your prediction
Speaker 1: is next week somebody gets cut, the week after somebody
Speaker 1: comes back. So you say, Kayley gets cut next week. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what it seems like. And then I just don't
Speaker 1: see him like cutting the first girl that shows up
Speaker 1: and then realizing in that quick of time that he
Speaker 1: sucked up. So that's what it sounds. So who do
Speaker 1: you think is the final two? And who wins? I
Speaker 1: mean it sounds to me it honestly just sounds like
Speaker 1: Kayles's voice on the phone. Okay, all right, but like
Speaker 1: watching it, I think it's Lauren, So I don't know
Speaker 1: they're good editors. All right, Anna, Anna, who are your
Speaker 1: final two? Who's he gonna pick? Who's it? And what's
Speaker 1: this phone call thing? Anna? I think he's going to
Speaker 1: pick Lauren. Okay, But then a part of me kind
Speaker 1: of what Katie's theory is that he was back and
Speaker 1: picks Kyle. I think JoJo's out. I think the family
Speaker 1: really freaked him out. I think he was just trying
Speaker 1: to get rid of Amanda. And then you know, Um,
Speaker 1: I think, uh, this is exciting. I know, because you
Speaker 1: know all that I could agree with both of you.
Speaker 1: I I think though, at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna stick to Um. If it's a
Speaker 1: scenario where he sends one away like immediately, I didn't
Speaker 1: think about a third and then coming back. I think
Speaker 1: Ben is so has no idea what's going on that
Speaker 1: he physically sends someone home in a limo. In a
Speaker 1: mile later he calls him in the limo journey around.
Speaker 1: I think that would be my you know, whoever's in
Speaker 1: the limo. I'm not quite sure. I think he I
Speaker 1: think he ends up. I think I'm gonna stick with
Speaker 1: Jojo and Lauren, and I think he ends up with Lauren.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Jojo and Laura, and I think he
Speaker 1: ends up with Lauren. I'm actually saying the same, but
Speaker 1: there's a little part of me that really thinks would
Speaker 1: be Kaylen said of Jojo, but I really can't decide.
Speaker 1: But I do think he's gonna pick Lauren ultimately. But
Speaker 1: I'll just stick with Jojo Lauren picking Lauren. If you
Speaker 1: need to come back, We're here every Tuesday if you
Speaker 1: want to, because you know what, honestly, this is the
Speaker 1: highlight of my week where I can come be free
Speaker 1: and speak the language that I talked about this with
Speaker 1: other people in my real life and they're like dead eyed, Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I just was the most animated animated I've been in
Speaker 1: like two weeks. It was the only time that I
Speaker 1: feel like I know what I'm talking Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about for sure. You actually like all
Speaker 1: is finally right in my life for like one minutes. Funny,
Speaker 1: I I actually had a slight thought a moment ago
Speaker 1: when we're talk about who we're picking. Whe'm like, I
Speaker 1: have an opinion. It was like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. I thought that I don't in my life
Speaker 1: have been like I felt very aware of this. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I had to write this. I did do this thing
Speaker 1: yesterday for like this web series where I write like
Speaker 1: three like desk pieces about like political things, and I thought,
Speaker 1: I don't think about anything. But the Badge went with Kayla.
Speaker 1: I literally had like a little jolt of excitement. I
Speaker 1: was like, whoa, what is that? Look over at Katie
Speaker 1: and think, oh my god, Katie's like a cowboy. She's
Speaker 1: like she's like Han solo, like just fucking fun. Like
Speaker 1: it actually makes me. I've always liked and respect to Katie,
Speaker 1: but I look at her now with like she's a
Speaker 1: crazy fucking wild card. We got Bernie Sanders over there,
Speaker 1: she might do it, guess what Katie hasn't even recorded
Speaker 1: this episode. Oh my god. Honestly, this is like some
Speaker 1: like free therapy that doesn't make us feel good. She's
Speaker 1: just humor. She's an angel, because again, I've been dead
Speaker 1: since nineteen seventeen. I died. I died, all you guys.
Speaker 1: I'll put all those photos on the Facebook page. Uh
Speaker 1: if you need to email us, but email us your picks.
Speaker 1: Let's get a tally going. Let's get some kind of
Speaker 1: real facts like a USA pie chart. It's Rose podcast
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. Or you could tweet met at
Speaker 1: art marine at You know, you should do a Twitter
Speaker 1: poll where you have people vote on who's gonna be
Speaker 1: the final choice yes, and then you can talk about it. Okay,
Speaker 1: Twitter pol, Twitter pol. Is there a way to actually
Speaker 1: do It's very easy. It's just on Twitter app. It
Speaker 1: takes two seconds. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. I want to go out. I want
Speaker 1: to do. I want to do. I don't want to
Speaker 1: you guys, Aaron Lauren, does anybody have any gigs coming
Speaker 1: up that you want to plug? I would like to plug.
Speaker 1: I have a Netflix special coming out on March e
Speaker 1: level I'm very excited. It's part of a series called
Speaker 1: The Characters were eight alternative comedians. We each did our
Speaker 1: own special extench Henry Zabrowski yas he did it. That's fun.
Speaker 1: What character did you do? I did a bunch of
Speaker 1: characters that I've done on my podcast and comedy Bang Bangs.
Speaker 1: So people who are changed to what day is that
Speaker 1: coming out? March eleven? Okay, I'm gonna watch that. It's
Speaker 1: like refreshing that it's something different besides stand up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: excited about it. Yeah, that's fun. You're talented. I'd give
Speaker 1: you a show in a heartbeat. Okay, Aaron, what do
Speaker 1: you have coming? I'm on the road. I'm in Michigan
Speaker 1: and in Seattle and uh Austin. You and I comedy,
Speaker 1: Yeah we can okay, um um GUIDs. I will be
Speaker 1: in Alaska at the end of March in Fairbanks loudly
Speaker 1: last week of March, and then I'm going to be
Speaker 1: at Moon Tower. I'll be at south By south West
Speaker 1: doing at midnight and then I'll be it and then
Speaker 1: I'll be in Dallas during stand up the fifteenth of April,
Speaker 1: and I'll also be at Moontower. It's basically all Texas
Speaker 1: in the last thy will be doing a stand up
Speaker 1: and dance floor. Oh my god, are you gonna be
Speaker 1: a moontower? No? But I know it's really fun. It's
Speaker 1: so much fun. It's mostly fun. Needed to go there
Speaker 1: on and go dancing. I just basically organized dances. Say
Speaker 1: do you want to go dance? Like? Yeah, I do?
Speaker 1: Can we talk about the Bachelor question? Guys? And I'm
Speaker 1: starting to make this the longest podcast ever. Does Bachelor
Speaker 1: and Paradise start immediately? I think it's pretty quick? Do
Speaker 1: you watch it last year? I wasn't and out. I
Speaker 1: actually watched the first few episodes and then I started
Speaker 1: piling up in my DVR and I was like, that's
Speaker 1: like fours it's worth. I need to tell you how
Speaker 1: funny it is? Is it? It's so m You might
Speaker 1: have to because this was boring. I know you need
Speaker 1: them to be crazier. This is no. This was legit, Katie.
Speaker 1: Don't you agree? Yeah? It's funny? Okay, late and time,
Speaker 1: sorry because I was cussing up a storm, but I
Speaker 1: needed you. I needed to be free like that. Um,
Speaker 1: all right, we've learned to not go in front of
Speaker 1: my dad in a plunging neckline and um got Martin
Speaker 1: rain goodbye. Oh yeah, I'm gonna get all up and
Speaker 1: you tonight, and I feels so good. I just gotta
Speaker 1: wonder to bush you When you read up this role,
Speaker 1: you reaccept this roles into your words. Who you read
Speaker 1: some of your roles into your world? Now leaving nice
Speaker 1: dot com