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Speaker 1: My girl, what's with you?

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Speaker 2: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 4: Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 4: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 4: someone approaches you when you're out at the club and

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Speaker 4: uses this charming pickup line on you. Excuse me, miss,

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Speaker 4: Is here a wait list? Or can I RSVP to

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Speaker 4: your future pants party right now?

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Speaker 5: Sweeza, whatever you do, we're calling it a pants party.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Don't direct him to the local geek gathering. Instead,

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Speaker 4: tell him to meet you two doors down over at

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Speaker 4: the Shirts Off Shindig.

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Speaker 5: You like both.

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Speaker 4: Actually, you'll see him there, and that's when you slip

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Speaker 4: in the number to the loser line. So hopefully he

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Speaker 4: calls it and leaves an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 4: play on the air. Voicemails like this.

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Speaker 1: One next message, Hey, Henry, this is Matt. I didn't

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Speaker 1: tell you this the other night when we met at

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Speaker 1: the auction, but I did notice that you are single,

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Speaker 1: and you had mentioned to me that you were frustrated

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Speaker 1: with how your breakup went with your girlfriend. And you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm an mpass, so I feel your feelings and here's

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Speaker 1: my offer to you. So I don't want to date you,

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Speaker 1: but I am a certified trampoline psychologist, which means I

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Speaker 1: literally help people bounce back emotionally and physically. So if

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Speaker 1: you'd like to book a session with me, I'm one

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Speaker 1: forty an hour, and you know we can just bounce

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Speaker 1: for a while and talk and bounce those bad feelings

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Speaker 1: right out of there. Next message, Well.

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Speaker 5: That's because she has to pay for the trampoline park too.

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Speaker 4: It's like everybody's got a side hustle going right now.

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Speaker 4: But what's the difference of you jumping on a trampoline

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Speaker 4: then her guiding you? Have you ever been sad jumping

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Speaker 4: on a trampoline?

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Speaker 5: I just imagine her doing a session right in the

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Speaker 5: middle where like two kids are playing dodgeball behind it.

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Speaker 5: I got a birthday party.

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Speaker 6: Next message, Yo, Sabrina, So uh look, I know we

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Speaker 6: just met and we definitely hit it off. I'm fully

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Speaker 6: down to hang out with you, but I want to

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Speaker 6: be totally upfront, keep it on hundred. I think it's

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Speaker 6: the best way to do these things. So my situation

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Speaker 6: is it's basically pretty chill. But I got like three

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Speaker 6: maybe for women who are carrying my kids right now.

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Speaker 6: So like don't work.

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Speaker 3: We're good.

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Speaker 6: Like there's no drama, absolutely no drama. I'm just like

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Speaker 6: letting you know it. Well, maybe the fourth one, but

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Speaker 6: that's the whole different thing. Don't know about that. But

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Speaker 6: I didn't think I could have kids, like physically, so

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Speaker 6: I wasn't worried about it. But you know, it's just

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Speaker 6: like I don't know. Sometimes like you overeat pizza. I

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Speaker 6: guess it's like that. Like I kind of went over

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Speaker 6: bored on this too, but I just wanted to be

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Speaker 6: open about it. No secrets, and hopefully you're cool with

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Speaker 6: that because I there's some people here little judgie about

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Speaker 6: that stuff, but I personally am dnaing out and I

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Speaker 6: don't know, maybe would be my shit. Oh, I feel.

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Speaker 4: Like he's learned his lesson. That's not gonna happen again.

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Speaker 5: The lesson is never believe a man when he says, oh,

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Speaker 5: I just can't have kids, don't worry.

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Speaker 2: Can't have kids out there.

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Speaker 4: the Brook and Jeffrey podcast. The whole family can clap

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Speaker 4: along to. Mary had a little red flag hay til Dumble,

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Speaker 4: He's back on to Bumble and even Alexis's favorite rock

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Speaker 4: a Bye Baby Daddy.

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Speaker 1: Every night.

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Speaker 4: Also, along with all of our favorite loser lines of

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Speaker 4: the week, we post them there, so go find us

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Speaker 4: and hit subscribe at Brook and Jeffrey. Now back to

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Speaker 4: the clips.

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Speaker 1: Next message, Hey, this is.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you remember me, but we met

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Speaker 2: at Chili's a couple months ago at the bar. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to be in this play coming up for

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Speaker 2: a local theater and the director is having a hard

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Speaker 2: time filling the role of Jack the Ripper. And I

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Speaker 2: don't know why, but you came to mind as somebody

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Speaker 2: who could maybe pull it off. You have that kind

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Speaker 2: of crooked walk and a unique space, and not that

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Speaker 2: you give off murdery vibes or anything, but you just

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Speaker 2: have that kind of dark.

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Speaker 1: Alleys swagger, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know if you've ever acted before, but

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Speaker 2: in my mind I can just picture like an old

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Speaker 2: cobblely street with fog and darkness, and then from under

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Speaker 2: the street light your face appears and.

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Speaker 1: The audience gas and it could be your big break.

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Speaker 6: So let me know next.

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Speaker 5: You know what You'll never know when you're gonna get discovered.

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Speaker 4: You don't have to learn any lines or know how to.

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Speaker 6: Act, Just be you on stage.

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Speaker 4: Everyone will be terrified.

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Speaker 5: Hasn't met like maybe a mass murderer type of guy

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Speaker 5: at the Chili's Bar.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I tried to cast him in your local play.

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Speaker 4: I mean, at least you didn't say quasi moto. That

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Speaker 4: may have been worse already, did I mean, you make

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Speaker 4: a great hunchback of notre down.

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Speaker 5: I don't think she needed to add that the audience

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Speaker 5: would gasp.

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Speaker 4: When surprised when he gets on stage.

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Speaker 3: Erica, Look, obviously you're not reaching back out to me

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Speaker 3: or answering any of my messages. And okay, if this

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Speaker 3: is because of my pants, it's not what you taught.

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Speaker 3: I was actually writing the bus earlier that day, and

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Speaker 3: I sat on a burrito, so that was like sour

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Speaker 3: cream and beans and stuff. Okay, And the worst part

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Speaker 3: is it was my burrito and it was like seven dollars.

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Speaker 7: Luckily I was able to salvage has it to eat,

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Speaker 7: but the other half was clearly on my pants. I

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Speaker 7: was freaking angry all day afterwards. So yeah, anyway, if

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Speaker 7: that's the reason, you're avoiding me.

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Speaker 3: I didn't poop my pants, I just burritoed them.

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Speaker 4: We get the visuals already.

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Speaker 5: I feel like he needed to explain that in person.

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Speaker 4: Is it just me but or did we just stumble

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Speaker 4: onto Taco Bell's new slogan, I just burritoed my.

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Speaker 1: Pants a Taco Bell.

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Speaker 4: right after this