WEBVTT - Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants New Teeth

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone's.

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<v Speaker 2>Happening, all right, Danielle.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>So David Amanda work for an ac and heating company,

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<v Speaker 3>and their aunt Carly said, all right, Ms Moscallopsis needs

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<v Speaker 3>to call and mess with them.

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<v Speaker 1>So I said, no problem.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh she's so irritating.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh be nice to old people.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm nice to old people's Miss Moscallopsis drives me nice.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right, here we go, Miss moscas.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi air Conditioning and Heating Services.

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<v Speaker 3>Amanda speaking, Yes, hah, I'm having a problem with my

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<v Speaker 3>teeth and I wanted to see if I could come

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<v Speaker 3>in get.

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<v Speaker 1>Some new ones.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh, excuse me, what did you say?

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<v Speaker 3>I think I left my teeth at my friend Martha's

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<v Speaker 3>house and I can't find him and she can't find them,

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<v Speaker 3>and so I need to replace my teeth.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh you know you're calling the wrong place.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 4>It's it's an air conditioning and heat story.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm looking for, some new teeth. It's it's heat, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, teeth.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll come in around too. You have an apartment around two.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you looking to get some heat?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? Yes, I got my backup teeth in there, but

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<v Speaker 3>it's not the same.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh all right, if.

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<v Speaker 3>You put my name down, it's Moscallopsis Linda moskall Lobsis.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been around to my son Marvin said.

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<v Speaker 4>He can keep not a teeth place. It's where heat,

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<v Speaker 4>air conditioning and heat.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Keith, I spell it for you, t A a.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Hello, Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi ms mosculbsis what can I do for your I

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<v Speaker 3>need my teeth fixed.

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<v Speaker 1>I left mother at Martha's house and she can't find them,

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<v Speaker 1>so I need a teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't do that here, ma'am listening. We do. We

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<v Speaker 2>are a small business. We do air conditioning and heat, renovation,

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<v Speaker 2>repair and apply and installation.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't need my teeth installated. I got the glue

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<v Speaker 3>at my house. You just have to make the teeth

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<v Speaker 3>and then I'll put me in myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Then stop call him here. You want the dentist.

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<v Speaker 3>We do seat you just because I'm an old lady.

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<v Speaker 3>If I was a young and you would say fine,

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<v Speaker 3>come on in if I had blonde hair, blue eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you are a lady, you know nothing the old lady.

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<v Speaker 2>You are tying up the phone line. We are a business.

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<v Speaker 2>We have one line. We need other customers. Lease, get

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<v Speaker 2>off the phone and stop calling Bine.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I'll see you at three o'clock.

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<v Speaker 2>Points like that. We are not intend to stop from here.

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<v Speaker 2>Call the police and have your arrested for harassments.

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<v Speaker 4>What woman?

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<v Speaker 2>Hang up the phone, Do not call.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not very nice to call me a woman.

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<v Speaker 2>It is disrespectful for you to keep on calling a

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<v Speaker 2>business and harassing us. You clearly have sight problems and

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<v Speaker 2>hearing problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's not very nice.

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<v Speaker 2>I am saying that. I am saying that because you

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<v Speaker 2>keep on looking for us to fix your teeth.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, do that?

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<v Speaker 2>And I cannot tell you that enough time.

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<v Speaker 3>You're really upset, and then you want me to have

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<v Speaker 3>a heart attach. I'm very old and I'm having.

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<v Speaker 1>A hell attack right now.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great, that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>You're very insubtant over all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. You a nice person and you need a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of help.

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<v Speaker 4>David.

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<v Speaker 3>This is actually Danielle Minarrow from Elvis Durant in the

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<v Speaker 3>Morning show.

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<v Speaker 1>You have an aunt Carly.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you have gotta be kidding.

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<v Speaker 3>Aunt Carly said to call you and Amanda at the

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<v Speaker 3>store and to mess with me the radio.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a prink call. Wow, says you know, you

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<v Speaker 2>really know how to be annoying, don't you.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, my husband says the same thing. The Elvis Duran

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