WEBVTT - 05/12/21 DPS Hour 3 Channing Frye 0:00:00.640 --> 0:00:03.480 You are listening to the Dan Patrick Show on Fox 0:00:03.560 --> 0:00:07.760 Sports Radio. The Lakers and Blazers currently tied at thirty 0:00:07.880 --> 0:00:11.200 nine and thirty. If the Lakers can get to six, 0:00:12.000 --> 0:00:14.320 guess who they play in the opening round as of 0:00:14.440 --> 0:00:21.800 right now, the Clippers. That could be spicy. I don't 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:23.800 think you want that if you're the Lakers, but I 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:26.760 don't think you have any choice right now. If you're 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:30.560 the NBA, as long as you feel like you can 0:00:30.600 --> 0:00:33.160 still get the Lakers in the nets, then you would 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:36.920 probably sacrifice that matchup of Lakers Clippers in the opening round. 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:40.720 By the way, here are the number of regular season 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:44.200 games the following NBA players have played in the last 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:51.639 two seasons. Lebron has played in one hundred and ten 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:55.760 out of one hundred and forty games. Anthony Davis has 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:58.720 played ninety six out of one forty. Kevin Durant has 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:02.440 played thirty two out of one forty one, Kyrie seventy 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:06.559 two out of one forty one. James Harden has played 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:11.360 one ten out of one thirty seven. That's what makes 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:16.360 me wonder can they stay healthy for a month? They've 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:19.200 you know, all these players have been bothered by some 0:01:19.240 --> 0:01:23.920 sort of injury, some serious, some just nagging injuries. What 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:28.520 makes you think that Durant, Kyrie and Harden can stay 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:32.440 healthy for a month. Lebron with that ankle can stay 0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:36.839 healthy for a month. Anthony Davis, same thing, Yeah, seedon 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:40.680 something feels like most of those dudes, not all of them, 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:43.120 but most of them are going to be shockingly healthy 0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:50.000 for the playoffs. Well, I think I think they will. 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:52.720 But look, all Lebron has to do is roll that 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:54.600 ankle again, tweak it just a little bit, and then 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:57.200 he's gone for a while. Yep. The hamstring is the 0:01:57.280 --> 0:02:01.160 same way. I look at the injuries here. Kyrie he 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:05.720 has personal days when he checks out. Durant seems okay 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:09.320 when he's out there. Anthony Davis, it feels like he 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:12.400 has nagging injuries. Those are the kind that don't leave 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:17.320 you whereas you go, hey, I'm completely healed from knee surgery. 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:20.640 You almost get accustomed to. That's how I have to play. 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:23.239 Lebron is going to have to manage a sprained ankle. 0:02:23.680 --> 0:02:25.960 I don't think it goes away completely. I don't think 0:02:25.960 --> 0:02:29.760 he's one hundred percent. I don't think James Harden's going 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:32.360 to be one percent with the hamstring, but yeah, it 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:35.160 feels like, hey, there's no reason to be rushing back. 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:37.280 I'm going to be ready for the playoffs. Well, the 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:40.320 dangerous part of that is the cohesion that you build 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:42.720 up in that last two weeks, last three weeks of 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:46.080 the regular season. So when you hit the playoffs, you 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:49.280 hit the ground running. And you'll see this sometimes in 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:52.959 different sports where a team that's already clinched and they're 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:56.440 not playing meaningful games the last two weeks, they get 0:02:56.480 --> 0:03:00.000 to that first round and they get knocked off because 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:04.000 that team that's scratching and clawing. You know, Golden State 0:03:04.080 --> 0:03:07.520 is a dangerous out. I think the Washington Wizards, believe 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:10.760 it or not, are a dangerous out because every game 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:15.320 is important to them. Nobody wants to face the heat. 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:19.560 We we know how good they can be. That's a 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:23.400 fifth seed team right now. Yeah. Pull And in the East, 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:25.560 if the Brooklyn Nets could lose a couple more in 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:27.919 a row, they could face the Knicks in round one. 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:31.320 That would be fantastic first rouft. Yeah, and the East 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:33.560 needs all the help I can get. Yeah, I like that. 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:35.960 The poll question has to do with the Lakers and 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:38.200 the Nets. I'm going to give you Lakers, nets or 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:41.400 everybody else to win the championship. McLevin update the result 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:47.600 the field, Okay, I am surprised. If you would have 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:50.440 said it was eighty two percent saying Lakers or the nets, 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:54.160 I would have believed that. Gotta be the injuries. Yeah, 0:03:54.200 --> 0:03:56.880 I just don't know the severity of those injuries. Um. 0:03:57.440 --> 0:04:01.560 We talked about Medina's Spirit the horse, the Kentucky Derby 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:05.160 winner Ish right now is going to be racing in 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:08.120 the Preakness, and there's going to be a drug test 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:10.680 that's taken or a blood test that's taken prior to 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:14.720 the Preakness, unlike the Derby waited till after the Derby 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:18.160 and taking their drug test eight seven seven three d 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:20.520 P Show email address DP at Dan Patrick dot com 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:23.280 Twitter handle at DP show. Talked a little bit about 0:04:23.320 --> 0:04:26.800 Tim Tebow with Jacksonville. He's such a polarizing athlete, Like 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:32.400 they're athletes who are polarizing, but Lebron's polarizing because people 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:35.320 don't want to let him in the conversation with Michael 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:38.320 Jordan's greatest player of all time? Or he had to 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:41.000 go to other teams and he had to recruit players 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:46.679 and Okay, Floyd Mayweather polarizing for a variety of reasons, 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:50.080 Like there's certain athletes that are polarizing, but they're still 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:54.599 great at what they do. Tim Tebow's polarizing because he's 0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:58.600 not great at what he does, not in baseball and 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:02.760 probably not playing TI Then at age thirty three, here's 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:06.840 Urban Meyer, the Jags head coach, on the Chris Collinswood podcast, 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:09.800 on the possibility of signing Tim Tebow. Yeah, we have 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:13.160 not signed him. There's a thought going around. You know, 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:16.240 he was in the best shape of his life. Asked 0:05:16.240 --> 0:05:17.600 to see if he can work out with a couple 0:05:17.600 --> 0:05:21.600 of our coaches. I wasn't even there, and they came 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:23.320 back to me and said, wow, this guy's in an 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:26.400 incredible shape. And I said, then I went another time 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:28.960 and watched him, try him out and they said, go 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:31.760 work on these things. He comes back later, they try 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:33.760 him out again. I'm not there and they come in 0:05:33.800 --> 0:05:36.640 and they said, wow, you know this guy's ball skills. 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:39.200 He's a great athlete. He looks like he's eighteen years old, 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:42.880 not twenty whatever. He is thirty three. And I said, guys, 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:45.840 you don't understand now this guy is you know, he's 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:49.080 the most competitive maniac you ever gonna talk to, and 0:05:49.279 --> 0:05:51.239 let's give it a shot. And I have not decided 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:53.560 if we're gonna do that or not yet. I'm getting close. 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:57.560 I got to make a decision there pretty soon, all right. 0:05:57.760 --> 0:06:00.560 So if he makes the ninety man roster, here's a 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:05.440 gimmicky Yeah, it sounds like that. Jacksonville's his hometown, he's 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:09.159 good friends, he's a neighbor of Urban Myers. But but 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:12.520 this is a third string tight end. It's not quarterback. 0:06:13.880 --> 0:06:17.200 But man, people get angry with Tim Tebow getting an 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:22.719 opportunity and taking a roster spot. This sounds like something 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:26.039 you would do if you're a college coach, where you'd go, Hey, 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:30.040 a friend of mine and his son. Now I'm gonna 0:06:30.080 --> 0:06:32.520 let him make the team. He'll get the dress for 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:37.480 home games. Won't play, but he gets the dress for 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:40.279 the home games. Okay? Is that what they're doing with 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:43.560 Tim Tebow? Is he going to play? Is he going 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:48.279 to dress for home games? There have been multiple reports 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:52.440 that he's signed a one year deal. Here's Urban Meyer saying, no, 0:06:53.520 --> 0:06:56.920 shouldn't Urban be there for one of the workouts because 0:06:57.320 --> 0:06:59.880 it feels like everybody has watched him tebow work out. 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:04.160 But Urban is Urban just gonna take the advice of 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:07.600 his coaches. And there's reports that not everybody's sold on this. 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:10.560 Some of the coach this is not how you want 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:17.400 to start. You want to the fewest distractions as possible. Now, 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:21.680 if it works out, it's a wonderful story. But hard 0:07:21.760 --> 0:07:24.520 Knocks is gonna come in and they're gonna it's gonna 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:27.920 be be Tim tebow time for a different reason. It'll 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:31.360 be camera time, not playing time. And you know they'll 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:35.760 have the you know, the majestic voice there, Liev Schreiver. 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:40.160 They'll have the music in their slow motion with Tim running. 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:42.400 Maybe it's on slow motion, maybe it's just Tim running, 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:48.000 but tebow time, as time run out on tebow time, 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:53.320 have him catching passes. Trevor Lawrence. You an, I was 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:55.800 lucky to see if he could sneak in his emergency quarterback. 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:59.240 But the Jags have four quarterbacks. Trevor Lawrence, Gardner, Minshew CJ. 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:03.400 Bethard is there and Jake Lewton who played last year. 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:07.320 I didn't know, so how many do you carry? Two? Three? 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:10.520 So probably three, So he's not even need to have 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:13.080 a chance of sneaking over to the verage. Oh no, no, no, no, no, 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:14.760 he's not allowed to even go. He has to keep 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:16.640 walking past that room. But do you use him on 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:18.800 a trick play? If he is on the team to 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:25.160 try and then it's not a trick play, Like I 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:28.880 don't know. It's like when when Jameis Winston came in 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:34.000 for a play and you know, everybody immediately wondered, well 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:36.400 is this a trick play? He went at quarterback and 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:39.400 then he threw a touchdown pass. I'm like, how did 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:42.360 you not think that Jameis Winston was gonna be handling 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:46.000 football there and not a runner, you know, Polly. By 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:48.560 the way, you cannot give Tim Tebow number fifteen if 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:49.920 he comes back to the league. You have to give 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:52.040 him a number that suggests he's never ever going to 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:53.880 play him out of a quarterback, he should be like 0:08:53.920 --> 0:08:56.440 one hundred and four should be his number. Put him 0:08:56.440 --> 0:08:59.680 at a tight end number eighty six, whatever. He's not fifteen. 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:03.160 It suggests that he looks like a quarterbacks though that's 0:09:03.200 --> 0:09:06.520 his number. Yeah, that's his number. Can't give him that's 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:11.920 his number, just saying that's his number. By the way. 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:14.800 Spirited conversation with Mike Florio last down. We were talking 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:17.880 about the schedule and a couple other things, and I 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:20.560 guess on the undercard to Floyd Mayweather and one of 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:23.160 the Paul brothers, and I guess it's Logan. Maybe you 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:27.720 could add Adam Schefter and Mike Florio. Florio says, tail 0:09:27.800 --> 0:09:29.880 of the tape. I don't know who I'd have in 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:35.480 that situation there. Florio is sneaky strong, but I don't 0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:40.720 know Adam Schefter, He's got a master's degree. I don't 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:43.560 know what he helps in a fight. Maybe nobody wants 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:48.960 a piece of Jay Glazer, I will say that, But yes, yeah, 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:50.720 if we got to do like power rank is tough 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:54.800 as NFL reporting cider. Yeah, like Clayton, no offense. No, 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:57.760 he scares you with the ponytail. But yeah, Johnny good 0:09:57.760 --> 0:10:02.480 Times does not get into that. Jason King Flora, I've 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:06.079 seen him angry. I just haven't seen him be physical 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:10.360 when he's angry. Yes, Field Yates looks like he's well dressed. 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:12.199 He can help you with your sailboat if you're having 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:14.720 issues with your sailboat. I don't know if he's a fighter. 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:21.360 Yeah yeah. Ed Warder, on the other hand, Edwarder has 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:24.439 more by the way. That's what he says. After he 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:27.920 knocks you out. He's like, yeah, Warder has more. Yeah, 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:31.959 there's more where that came from. Oh, send it back 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:35.680 to you in the studio. Now, I got one. I 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:41.920 got one sal Pal Oh, no, tonio. He's a man 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:46.280 with a very specific set of skills. I would hunt 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:48.280 you down, I will find you, and I will kill you. Yes, 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:53.400 his notebooks have registered lethal weapon. Yes, salpoal sal poals 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:57.439 the outlier. Wasn't he a Navy's seal? I don't know 0:10:57.480 --> 0:11:00.360 if he's a seal. I think he was. Okay, legend 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:05.240 grows sounds better. Yes, he was a Navy seal. Mel 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:10.080 Kiper not a fighter, not an insider though. Okay, But 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:14.160 if mel Kiper and Todd McShay fought, Oh, I'm gonna 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:18.960 go McShay really yeah, Yeah, because I think McShee goes 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:21.800 for the hair, and and then I think mel would 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:23.520 would have a problem because he'd want his hair to 0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:25.920 look great. But I think that that's what's going to enrage. 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:30.560 That's like bringing out the Hulk. You know. I'd like 0:11:30.600 --> 0:11:36.720 to see Glazier and sal Pound glaciers getting up there 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:41.320 a little bit, but that might be good have that 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:44.240 that would be more entertaining than watching Floyd Mayweather against 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:47.560 Logan Paul. And I still think he should be he 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:51.200 should fight both of the brothers. Yes, if he had 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:53.680 an NBA in Tiro, would Woa have a wrestling move 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:55.719 called a wog bomb where he comes jump off the 0:11:56.720 --> 0:12:01.079 d What about Shams? Yeah, yeah, what Sham's got a 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:04.080 got back. And I don't know. I actually don't know 0:12:04.080 --> 0:12:06.800 how tough he is. How about Chris Mannix, No, he's 0:12:06.840 --> 0:12:10.480 definitely he's not a fighter. Chris Bruce. Oh, Chris Brussard 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:14.120 is not an insider anymore, Zach Low. I think we 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:19.440 could take him down, all right, Okay, I think we 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:22.760 could set up maybe like a March madness, a may 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:25.800 madness here with the insiders. Peter Schreger, nobody's ever wanted 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:28.520 to fight. He's too nice a guy. Oh, he's friend zone. 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:32.200 That guy's pure friends, his friend zone. He probably has 0:12:32.320 --> 0:12:37.000 a ton of girl friends that are girl friends, friends 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:39.920 that are girls. Peter Schreger in the NFL network. Definitely 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:41.520 in the friend zone. He's not wowing him with his 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:45.720 mock draft Hahn. Hey, come on over, I'll reveal you 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:55.280 want to see my mock draft that's there, and we 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:57.599 like shregar. Oh yeah, if we like you, we we 0:12:57.679 --> 0:13:01.280 make fun of yes, yes, yes, yes, Uh. Today's National 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:08.360 Limerick Day. And you know what that mean? Why you 0:13:08.559 --> 0:13:13.040 sent me? You sent me because at Daniel Fatally on 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:17.520 Twitter reminded me that it's national Liric seat and I 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:19.640 got the heads up about two hours ago as National 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:22.200 Limerick Day. I put the entire building on lockdown to 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:25.439 not tell Todd's all noon, I say, I'm trying to 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:28.000 save America, okay, But after a while when he sends 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:31.160 me the same limerick three or four times, is that 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:35.640 a little passive aggressive? It's a little But Todd has 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:38.040 a limerick I have to say with an Australian accident, 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:43.760 just because then Ryan and Honolulu is gonna come in 0:13:43.840 --> 0:13:46.520 with his own set with a haymaker here and then 0:13:48.040 --> 0:13:51.360 like I I mentioned that rich Eisen has had some 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:56.360 really good guest on his show and that face that, 0:13:56.760 --> 0:14:00.800 but am I not allowed to compliment? Say? This is 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:03.880 like when Aaron Rodgers he's called the GM like Jerry Krause, 0:14:03.920 --> 0:14:05.559 and it was like, oh, well, now you're comparing yourself 0:14:05.559 --> 0:14:07.400 to Michael Jordan that you kind of did the same 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:09.680 thing by giving Rich a compliment. You were taking a 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:11.600 shot at Todd at the same time. But I didn't 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:15.360 mention Rich's booker. Well, you didn't have to. You just 0:14:15.400 --> 0:14:17.800 talked about the great guests they're getting. That's clearly a 0:14:17.840 --> 0:14:20.400 shot at Todd. Nobody took that as a compliment for Rich, 0:14:21.200 --> 0:14:23.560 that was only a shot at Todd. There was an 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:30.000 instant reaction on the other side of what. I truly 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:33.600 meant that in a sincere way that Rich Eisen has 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:37.240 had a couple of newsmakers on. That's it. I'll take 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:38.800 in your word for that. I wasn't. That wasn't my 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:40.880 reaction right away. But then what's the fun? Rowers to 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:43.080 gated in and gave me a pause, and I'm like, 0:14:43.120 --> 0:14:44.560 you know what, maybe that was a little but if 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:46.440 but if it hurts you a little bit, then I'm 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:50.000 okay with there you go. Yeah, two two birds with 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:54.280 one stone. I complimented Eisen, and I hurt you that. 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:58.000 Yes on behalf of America. Today is National Limerick Day. 0:14:58.040 --> 0:15:03.560 Then Todd could do a limerick today, another one next year. Okay, 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:06.960 all right, here's Todd, Fritz. It's National Limerick Day. What's 0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:09.640 the topic here. Um, this is a mix of Tim 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:12.720 Tebow and Medina spirit. I took the two of those 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:15.880 and I just threw together with limericks for natural limits. 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:19.200 All right, thank you a Gator reunion around the Bend 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:23.160 for urban Tebow playing tight end. Who cares? We still 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:26.080 have a weakness to talk about the preakness, Medina spirits 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:31.920 fungus Now on the men, okay, serviceable? Yeah, like I'm 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:34.040 plating down the house to anything. No, I was gonna 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:37.200 scream for more limericks please. I like your limericks better 0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:40.640 than I do your sports names and your monk head. 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:47.600 What do you like less than those two things? Um, well, 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:55.360 I've had eye surgery, I've had a replacement knee. Yeah. 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:58.160 Those are probably extremely mean things to say, but but 0:15:58.200 --> 0:16:01.920 I think you your your limitrics are good. Like I 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:05.440 think they're good. I appreciate that. I like writing them. 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:07.120 I like shagging them with you guys, even if I'm 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:09.240 going to take some level of abuse for it. But 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:11.720 I'm willing to do that. Rich Eisen had some limericks 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:15.600 yesterday and they were crazy. He's got great limericks and 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:19.120 coos and sonnets. I hear, yes, they do. Yeah, And 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:22.120 he knows what anamanapia means. He does un like myself. 0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:24.520 You know, yes, mcle I mean the joke used to 0:16:24.560 --> 0:16:26.960 be would compare him to the greatest book of all time, 0:16:27.000 --> 0:16:29.360 Scott Shapiro, But like it's gotten to the point where 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:31.880 there's really no reason to compare it Todd, Like Scott's 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:34.520 elevated out of this argument, so like we need someone else. 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:38.040 In fact, you win the Scotch Shapiro Award for Booking, Yes, 0:16:38.080 --> 0:16:40.040 and he booked for Mike and Mike in the Morning 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:43.120 on ESPN. Ever, forget, it's like comparing like a common 0:16:43.160 --> 0:16:45.600 All Star of Michael Jordan's, so it doesn't count, like 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:49.200 Chris Middleton of the Bucks and then Michael Jordan right right, 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:52.440 Todd's Chris Middleton with Okay, yeah, all Star. That sounds 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:55.240 about right, get your game on, go play after the 0:16:55.320 --> 0:16:58.640 drawing board for me. But the Scott Shapiro Award for Booking, 0:16:59.120 --> 0:17:03.400 it's probably gonna go to Rich Eisen's booker. I should yeah, yes, yes, 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:05.280 to be fair to Todd, it's not you know, who 0:17:05.280 --> 0:17:06.960 does he have on the on the schedule for the 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:10.760 next couple of days, Oh dear, no, I'm just being fair. No, 0:17:10.920 --> 0:17:13.680 I really don't know. I can't do this to him. 0:17:13.800 --> 0:17:16.000 Why are you laughing? I'm just asking because I have 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:19.879 to deal with him. So when the show ends, Paulie 0:17:20.000 --> 0:17:24.280 and you leave you overall like no, no today today, 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:26.879 like you get in your land cruiser, and then I'm 0:17:26.880 --> 0:17:30.840 sitting here with Todd going why why why? Why? Todd's 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:34.119 just firing off idea after idea, after you get thirty 0:17:34.119 --> 0:17:36.040 seven of them today? What are we thinking about this? Yeah? 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:38.520 I got a guest. You know this is proposed to me. 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:44.240 What do you think about? Yes, I'm I feel like 0:17:44.280 --> 0:17:46.360 a better of steak silent at this moment. I don't 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:48.159 have a good comeback for that, I thought, do I 0:17:48.240 --> 0:17:51.600 mean it? Time's coming on tomorrow? Who's times? Very well 0:17:51.600 --> 0:17:54.400 off the season announcement of the schedule. I think that's 0:17:54.440 --> 0:17:56.960 a nice appropriate guest with tomorrow. Outside of that, Tod 0:17:57.040 --> 0:18:04.359 no idea? What's God? It's okay. I'm fine everyting I'm trying. 0:18:04.440 --> 0:18:09.439 I'm fine now, And like, wait till six o'clock today, Yeah, no, 0:18:09.560 --> 0:18:13.760 wait till like seven thirty tomorrow morning. God, what are 0:18:13.760 --> 0:18:18.359 you gone? Why are you so quiet? Yeah? Contribute something 0:18:18.400 --> 0:18:20.360 for crying outright? Let me take a break. I'm gonna 0:18:20.400 --> 0:18:25.080 talk some hoops with Channing Fry. Uh get his thoughts? Yeah? Great? 0:18:25.119 --> 0:18:30.880 Get there, Ton, Yeah, Channing Fry, Turner sports NBAM. That's cool. 0:18:30.960 --> 0:18:34.720 That's not cool. No, I like Channing Fry. Why is 0:18:34.720 --> 0:18:38.080 it that I can never joke with you? Like I 0:18:38.119 --> 0:18:40.440 can't have fun with you? Rumor has it I'm a 0:18:40.520 --> 0:18:43.199 slightly sensitive at times. How many years have we been 0:18:43.240 --> 0:18:46.359 working to? Nineteen? And they're on June second, will be nineteen? 0:18:46.960 --> 0:18:49.520 I forgot I remember these things that matters to me. 0:18:49.600 --> 0:18:52.480 It's like a block it out. I block it out, 0:18:53.440 --> 0:18:56.520 but I can't for somebody who is a stand up 0:18:56.520 --> 0:19:00.439 well has been a stand up comedian, I can That 0:19:00.520 --> 0:19:04.920 was just another show you you don't even realize what's 0:19:04.960 --> 0:19:09.400 coming down. Made an effort to try to be something 0:19:09.400 --> 0:19:12.600 that you're not, but you gave it a standing. I 0:19:12.760 --> 0:19:16.000 was standing of comedy place, but there was no comedy 0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:19.320 coming out. Okay, are you as stand up comedian? I've 0:19:19.359 --> 0:19:21.119 been told and I like to believe that, But like 0:19:21.119 --> 0:19:23.040 if once you do it once and you're on stage 0:19:23.119 --> 0:19:25.560 inside of comedy club and people have paid a couple 0:19:25.560 --> 0:19:27.679 of drinks, ginger rails with it, if you're a fireman 0:19:27.720 --> 0:19:29.640 and the building's out fire and your hose isn't hooked 0:19:29.720 --> 0:19:31.520 up to the water. You're just standing there with a 0:19:31.520 --> 0:19:32.960 thing in your hand. That's a valid point, but you 0:19:33.040 --> 0:19:35.359 still hopefully look decent in your fires. How about we 0:19:35.400 --> 0:19:38.399 take a break here, let's kind of regather here a 0:19:38.400 --> 0:19:42.359 little bit, recalibrate twenty one after the hour. This is 0:19:42.400 --> 0:19:47.359 the Dan Patrick Show. It's amazing. 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Be sure to catch us live every 0:20:21.119 --> 0:20:24.160 weekday morning nine until noon eastern six to nine Pacific 0:20:24.200 --> 0:20:26.600 on Fox Sports Radio and You can find us on 0:20:26.640 --> 0:20:30.840 the iHeartRadio app at FSR, or stream us live on 0:20:30.880 --> 0:20:35.040 the Peacock app. Channing Fry Turner's sports NBA analyst. He 0:20:35.119 --> 0:20:38.600 won an NBA title twenty sixteen with the Cavs over 0:20:38.680 --> 0:20:42.359 Golden State and Channing kind enough to join us. All Right, 0:20:42.400 --> 0:20:44.920 so we know the best team you played on. What's 0:20:44.960 --> 0:20:49.920 the worst team you played on? Oh, that's a great question. 0:20:50.480 --> 0:20:53.280 Maybe my rookie year the two thousand and five Nicks. 0:20:53.800 --> 0:20:56.480 We had the highest salary in the NBA, and I 0:20:56.480 --> 0:20:59.760 think we won twenty three games a year with Larry Brown, 0:21:00.200 --> 0:21:03.800 was I mean a dumpster fire. It was hilarious. What's 0:21:03.800 --> 0:21:08.080 it like showing up knowing you're gonna lose? Oh, it 0:21:08.119 --> 0:21:10.200 wasn't that we were just gonna lose, because I've been 0:21:10.240 --> 0:21:12.400 on teams that were just too young that we didn't 0:21:12.440 --> 0:21:14.840 get it. But it was still fun. But it was 0:21:14.880 --> 0:21:18.000 just like Larry. We had the most starting lineups in 0:21:18.040 --> 0:21:20.000 the history of the NBA, and so you didn't know 0:21:20.040 --> 0:21:23.679 if you were gonna start or not until forty minutes 0:21:23.720 --> 0:21:26.360 on the clock. So he would tell the starting lineup 0:21:26.560 --> 0:21:28.520 and the vets. I didn't get it at that time, 0:21:29.119 --> 0:21:31.280 and now I probably do what they did. It's like 0:21:31.359 --> 0:21:34.320 just blow up. They would literally he would write down 0:21:34.359 --> 0:21:38.359 who's gonna start without telling anybody all day long. It was. 0:21:38.800 --> 0:21:41.960 It was pretty amazing now that I'm retired and now 0:21:41.960 --> 0:21:44.960 I'm not an NBA anymore. But you have these fan bases. 0:21:45.000 --> 0:21:46.800 You had that with the Knicks, but you're also with 0:21:46.840 --> 0:21:50.400 the Lakers prior to Lebron getting there. Yeah, those fan 0:21:50.480 --> 0:21:54.120 bases when they turn on you like, oh it's not fun. 0:21:54.640 --> 0:21:58.200 Not one was tougher though the Knicks are the Lakers. Oh, 0:21:58.280 --> 0:22:01.479 the Knicks not even close. The next fan base is 0:22:02.080 --> 0:22:08.520 the toughest. I was getting booed at an Applebee's. I'm like, 0:22:08.880 --> 0:22:12.879 I'm just here for then endless ribblin basket. I'm getting 0:22:13.280 --> 0:22:18.200 boot out, damn man. And I was heard the last 0:22:18.240 --> 0:22:23.120 sixty yoo and crutches and then booing. Me and David Lee, 0:22:23.240 --> 0:22:27.479 We're like, we're rookie, we don't control anything. It was 0:22:28.200 --> 0:22:31.159 if you were going to explain Steph Curry to somebody 0:22:31.160 --> 0:22:36.120 who had never seen him play, Oh man, I would say, 0:22:36.359 --> 0:22:39.919 imagine a guy that could show up on any court 0:22:40.560 --> 0:22:43.960 and probably not be picked first, but that will never 0:22:44.040 --> 0:22:46.640 leave the court because he's gonna win every single game. 0:22:47.800 --> 0:22:53.040 Like he's he's not big, he's not extremely fast, he's 0:22:53.080 --> 0:22:58.760 not extremely athletic. But yet he's two number one or two, 0:22:58.840 --> 0:23:02.719 depending on how you are, the most influential people person 0:23:02.840 --> 0:23:07.000 in the NBA in the last ten twenty years. Oh, 0:23:07.040 --> 0:23:10.320 probably even more than that. I think he's more influential 0:23:10.640 --> 0:23:15.080 from the playing aspect than Jordan. Than Jordan, I mean Jordan, 0:23:15.640 --> 0:23:17.600 you know that that shadow is a big shadow. But 0:23:17.720 --> 0:23:20.680