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Speaker 1: It is phone tap time, and we've been conspiring with

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Speaker 1: a lady's husband for weeks so that we could do

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Speaker 1: this at the perfect time. Okay, timing is everything in

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Speaker 1: these just because the thing is they're having some workers

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Speaker 1: over to reshingle their roof today, which normally that's a

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Speaker 1: project that takes several days to complete. So imagine her

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Speaker 1: surprise when we call her just twenty minutes after she

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Speaker 1: left her house to tell her, Hey, it's finished twenty

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Speaker 1: minutes quick, and the only reason we got it done

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Speaker 1: so quick is because of the Fall Special.

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Speaker 2: You'll find out what that is in your phone tap.

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Speaker 2: Next another Tony, I'm moving ninety two five. Hello, hey Gina,

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Speaker 2: we're all done here.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry? This is this? What? What is this?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Hi?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm I'm one of the roofers. You talk to

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Speaker 1: Marty about twenty minutes ago before he left for work.

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Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I did that was Yeah.

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Speaker 2: He told me to call you and let you know

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Speaker 2: that we're all finished.

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Speaker 3: How wait, how are you finished?

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Speaker 2: I just left it.

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Speaker 1: Actually, it turned out to be easier than we thought

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Speaker 1: it would be. Plus with the Fall Special that you

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Speaker 1: signed up for, you know, that's a much different project.

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Speaker 1: Than actually putting shingles on.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm a little confused here and I'm starting to

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Speaker 3: freak out. Can you please elaborate.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we're finished, like I said, and all that

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Speaker 1: you have to do now is depending on the wind

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Speaker 1: or if it's like a stormy day, just use the

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Speaker 1: ladder on the side of the house, go up and

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Speaker 1: adjust the zip ties.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry what you mean zip times. I've never had

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Speaker 3: to do anything with zip time.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry. I thought Marty explained this to you.

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Speaker 1: You know when you got the Fall Special, you got

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Speaker 1: five hundred dollars off.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well that means.

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Speaker 1: What that means is we don't do anything about your

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Speaker 1: old leaky roof. We just cover the whole thing in

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Speaker 1: a giant sheet of plastic wrap and zip tie it.

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Speaker 2: To the gutters.

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Speaker 3: That's not a real thing.

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Speaker 1: I do understand, like cosmetically, it's not the best to look,

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Speaker 1: but it does work for a few weeks at least.

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Speaker 3: This isn't say no, I need the roof actually fixed.

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Speaker 3: This was not discussed with me.

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Speaker 1: Well, it was written down for you on the paper

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Speaker 1: that you signed for the Fall Special. I'm sorry, I

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Speaker 1: thought you understood what was happening.

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Speaker 3: Why would you think that I would want.

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Speaker 1: To tarp or actually a tarp would be better. It's

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Speaker 1: a little more durable the plastic.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of easily r.

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Speaker 3: Is happening.

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Speaker 2: It's true.

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Speaker 1: Most people don't buy the Fall Special, so I was

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Speaker 1: a little bit surprised that you did. Obviously, the marty

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Speaker 1: said that it was a go, so we just got

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Speaker 1: to work.

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Speaker 3: Okay, listen, I am so angry right now.

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Speaker 1: On man, we haven't even talked about the guarantee where

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Speaker 1: if you find any holes or rips in the plastic

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Speaker 1: wrap within the first seven days, will actually drive by

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Speaker 1: your house and throw a roll of duct tape into

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Speaker 1: your front yard.

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Speaker 2: How about that?

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Speaker 3: This has got to be some sort of horrible joke.

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Speaker 3: How is it's impossible?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, ma'am, it's not a joke.

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Speaker 1: So we've already processed your initial three thousand dollars deposit,

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Speaker 1: and we'll need the other str dollars and.

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Speaker 3: All I get is a not even tarp. Are you insane?

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Speaker 1: You know it's six thousand dollars total, so we're gonna

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Speaker 1: need that other three by the end.

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Speaker 3: Of the business, tw thousand dollars. You even put a

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Speaker 3: shingle on. The whole thing is a scam. That's what

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Speaker 3: this is.

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Speaker 2: Dam ma'am.

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Speaker 1: Please, I I'll have you know that we used the

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Speaker 1: best zip tize money could buy. Oh my god, astronauts

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Speaker 1: use these zip ties in space to hold the toilet

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Speaker 1: lid on so it doesn't float away.

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Speaker 2: Stop.

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Speaker 3: Stop, you better talk to Marty or ma'am whoever's in charge.

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Speaker 3: Have him come over my house right now and fix

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Speaker 3: the roof.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, I will let him know that.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I will warn you though, the timeline

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Speaker 1: for a real roof installation we're looking at about eight

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Speaker 1: months out.

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Speaker 3: You have got to being me.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's why we only had time to put

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Speaker 1: on the fall plastic graft special.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, this has got to be some kind

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Speaker 3: of Joe. There's no way this is possible. There's no

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Speaker 3: way to life right now.

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Speaker 1: I do understand, and I hear your frustration. But while

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Speaker 1: I have you on the phone, could I interest you

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Speaker 1: in signing up for the winter special.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna kill somebody like right now.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's where we that's where we come by. You

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Speaker 2: don't even know what it is.

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Speaker 1: It's where we come by and put on an extra

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Speaker 1: layer of plastic wrap over the first layer, and we'll

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Speaker 1: throw in a prank call for free.

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Speaker 2: What that's generous of us?

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Speaker 3: You know, what are you talking about? This doesn't make sense.

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Speaker 1: You know, a prank call courtesy of your husband, Mitch.

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Speaker 1: I don't really work for the roofing company. I'm a

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Speaker 1: radio host named jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: This is a phone tap.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, what what what is happening right now?

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Speaker 1: We didn't put plastic on your roof. This is all

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Speaker 1: a prank call. Your husband, Mitch said that you guys

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Speaker 1: had a bunch of people over to put on a

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Speaker 1: new roof, and he thought it'd be funny to say

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Speaker 1: that they were done in twenty minutes.

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Speaker 2: Bo I mean, it's cheap, but it is fast.

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Speaker 1: But those astronauts zip ties, those are high quality.

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Speaker 2: How do you how do you think they hold the

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Speaker 2: space station together?

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Speaker 3: That's not how that works. Wake Up every Morning was

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Speaker 3: boom taps weekday mornings on the twenties. Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: in the Morning