WEBVTT - Maria Thayer Disobeys Bridger

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're a guess to my home.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta come to me empty, And I said, no guests.

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<v Speaker 1>Your own presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff, So.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you dare to surbey me?

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm pretter Winegarl. We're

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<v Speaker 3>in the backyard. What's happening. It's Saturday morning. I've been

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<v Speaker 3>to target the big target. The upper level of the

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<v Speaker 3>big target is probably I would say it's fifty degrees

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<v Speaker 3>hotter than the lower level. So if you're going to target,

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<v Speaker 3>just keep that in mind. That's the big target. What

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<v Speaker 3>else is? Oh? Actually there's there is an announcement I

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<v Speaker 3>need to make. I got a text this morning. It says, hello, Lucy,

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<v Speaker 3>please cancel my yoga class next week. I'm Eileen. Thank you. So,

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<v Speaker 3>if you're Lucy or II Leen, work that out between yourselves.

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<v Speaker 3>If that's a spam, it's an incredible attempt. I mean

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<v Speaker 3>it's actually probably the most likely to get me of

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<v Speaker 3>any type of spam. Lucy and I Leen all my

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<v Speaker 3>love to you and your yoga. Oh, let's get into

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<v Speaker 3>the podcast. I love today's guest. It's Maria Thayer. Maria, Yes, welcome, welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>To I said, no, Gi, thank you for having me.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh really, of course, very happy to be here. How

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<v Speaker 3>could I not have you?

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<v Speaker 2>Good point?

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<v Speaker 3>You just told me as we were walking in. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean you were devastatingly late. Let's just get that

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<v Speaker 3>out of the way.

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<v Speaker 4>It wouldn't make the pot yet. I did say I

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<v Speaker 4>was going to be ten minutes late, and then I

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<v Speaker 4>was even later than that.

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<v Speaker 3>You show up on a Lisa and I are in

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<v Speaker 3>a fight over how late you are. It was a big,

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<v Speaker 3>big problem for us. I'm sweating on a Lisa's sweating

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<v Speaker 3>or ready to cancel the recording. And then you tell

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<v Speaker 3>me you're coming from Montana.

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<v Speaker 4>I am coming from Montana. I meant to come here.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a long story. And as I also said, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>a boring guest.

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<v Speaker 3>So we're gonna circle back to you being boring. Let

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<v Speaker 3>me know, we'll keep touching in with how boring you

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<v Speaker 3>are throughout the show. Okay, I'll give you a rating

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<v Speaker 3>every ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Who could say boring? I could say boring, You could

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<v Speaker 2>say boring. At least you could also.

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<v Speaker 3>Say a Lisa's a nice new troll on Alas has

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<v Speaker 3>no steaks here.

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<v Speaker 4>I my family's in Montana and I tried to get

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<v Speaker 4>back to Los Angeles yesterday. Oh huh, And I fly

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<v Speaker 4>on passes. My mom was a flight attendant for many years.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh incredible, So I always can fly.

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<v Speaker 2>It cost me.

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<v Speaker 4>It's very cheap to fly, but I'm always the last

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<v Speaker 4>person on the flight, right right, you know how stand

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<v Speaker 4>by works.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I got my mother up.

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<v Speaker 4>All the flights were booked yesterday, but the one that's

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<v Speaker 4>left at five thirty am was not.

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<v Speaker 2>So I put.

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<v Speaker 4>Myself on that flight and I overslept, and my ninety

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<v Speaker 4>ninety eighty four year old mother got me up all

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<v Speaker 4>and drove me to the airport. And when I got

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<v Speaker 4>to I have a feeling. I have a when I

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<v Speaker 4>go to the airport, I want to be as late

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<v Speaker 4>as possible.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, like I don't want.

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<v Speaker 4>I know the different airports like JFK you have to

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<v Speaker 4>be forty five minutes early. Billings, Montana, you have to

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<v Speaker 4>be a half an hour early unless you want to

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<v Speaker 4>check bags, and then it's forty five minutes early.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, So I try to get there at forty six

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<v Speaker 2>minutes early thirty one minutes early.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, right, you don't want to spend in any

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<v Speaker 3>extra time now.

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<v Speaker 4>So I got to the airport in Billings, Montana thirty

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<v Speaker 4>three minutes early.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh so I was on time, sure, sure, but but

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<v Speaker 5>I found it.

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<v Speaker 2>Very difficult to check in on the machine. I usually

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<v Speaker 2>run in the machines like a maniac.

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<v Speaker 4>And so by the time I got to an agent

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<v Speaker 4>I was it was maybe twenty eight minutes early. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 4>not even early, twenty eight minutes before the.

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<v Speaker 3>Flight, right right, that's cutting it close.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought, well, they told me it was late, and

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<v Speaker 4>I said, well, I don't have any bags, and I could.

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<v Speaker 2>The Billing's airport is just a little.

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<v Speaker 4>Tiny slip of an airport, right, it's got it's to

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<v Speaker 4>get from the airport to the outside of the airport.

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<v Speaker 2>To your gate maybe takes five minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>This is very Burbank.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Burbank, Oh Burbank. I mean, what a dream Burbank is?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Earth, heaven on Earth it is.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe that Burbank exists.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, it's bizarre. It feels like some glitch in reality.

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<v Speaker 3>It really still an airport.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's there's some pitch in there somewhere. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a time.

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<v Speaker 2>It's InCred of all Burbank, Burbank. Yeah, it's incredible.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was flying into Burbank actually, so I was

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<v Speaker 4>going from magical airport to magical airport. But the people

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<v Speaker 4>at Billings Airport, they are extremely serious people, Like they

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<v Speaker 4>have the most intense security I've ever seen on any interesting,

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<v Speaker 4>anywhere airplane. I used to fly around with a little

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<v Speaker 4>pocket knife in my bag, and nobody would ever say

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<v Speaker 4>anything to me about it. Like go through JFK, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>go to like, you know, fly to a different country,

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<v Speaker 4>No one whatever, say what is this pocket knife? Billy's Montana, Billy.

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<v Speaker 4>No one would ever do anything there.

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<v Speaker 2>It is, It's nothing.

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<v Speaker 4>They always they took my pocket knife twice, and so

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<v Speaker 4>finally I just said, I'm not going to have a

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<v Speaker 4>pocket knife anymore. How is it girls supposed to defend

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<v Speaker 4>herself without her pocket knife?

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<v Speaker 3>Wittle down on a piece of wood, all of these sort

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<v Speaker 3>of things.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, why this, this lady's this. This lady said.

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<v Speaker 4>You're too late, And I said, well, I said, I said,

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<v Speaker 4>oh come on, I could just be there right now.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm uh And I said please radio and then ask them,

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<v Speaker 4>and she did that thing where you do when I

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<v Speaker 4>have done, when I have worked at a job, They're like,

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<v Speaker 4>it's too late to have another person on the front.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes she.

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<v Speaker 2>Did that, and they were like, yeah, it's too late.

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<v Speaker 2>Was like, it can't be. And I stood there because

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<v Speaker 2>I just I was incredulous.

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<v Speaker 3>I just stood there.

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<v Speaker 4>But I knew that I had no power and like

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<v Speaker 4>I couldn't. I was flying on a non red pass.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't I couldn't make a.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuss, right, technically A customer a customer.

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<v Speaker 4>So I just stood there for like what felt like

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<v Speaker 4>thirty seconds but probably was ten seconds, and then I

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<v Speaker 4>just said, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>All that, and then I went Oh, I went home.

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<v Speaker 4>I went home, and then the next morning I came

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<v Speaker 4>this morning, Yeah, I came, same lady.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, no, same lady. Has you changed her attitude?

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<v Speaker 2>No, she did it.

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<v Speaker 4>I smiled at her, but I made sure that I

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<v Speaker 4>checked it before so we didn't have to have we

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<v Speaker 4>didn't have to speak to each other.

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<v Speaker 2>But I did smile at her, and she did not

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<v Speaker 2>smile it. She looked scared of me.

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<v Speaker 3>I will tell you the truth. Well, she knew that

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<v Speaker 3>you had something on her. At this point that you

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<v Speaker 3>could and may have a pocket knife to take your revenge.

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<v Speaker 3>So the initial one was your mom just idling outside

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<v Speaker 3>the airport.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, she knew.

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<v Speaker 4>God, I had a feeling that this was going to

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<v Speaker 4>be a bad situation, so I said, just wait for

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<v Speaker 4>my mom. And we live right by the airport and Billings,

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<v Speaker 4>so it's very short. So the flight left at six

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<v Speaker 4>forty and we were both back in bed by six

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<v Speaker 4>twenty two.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh so you were able to get some more sleep. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>that's all that I care about.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, no, me too. That's really How much sleep do

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<v Speaker 2>you get a night?

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<v Speaker 3>I get roughly eight to nine hours?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, meat, do you two? I mean, how lazy and

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<v Speaker 2>lucky are we?

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<v Speaker 3>Very fortunate?

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<v Speaker 2>But we live so close to Burbank. We get eight

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<v Speaker 2>to nine hours of sleep every day.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, what more could we ask?

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<v Speaker 2>Truly?

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<v Speaker 3>True? Truly, that's true. I have to I need to

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<v Speaker 3>start my gratitude chart or whatever they have. Those will

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<v Speaker 3>be the first two things. But I'll tell you what

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<v Speaker 3>if it's If it's less than eight hours, I am

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<v Speaker 3>hell on earth. I am a nightmare, horrible person. I

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<v Speaker 3>can't my body cannot handle less than eight hours of sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>So what do you do when you have like a

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<v Speaker 2>five hour a die?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm nauseous, I'm mad, Oh so nauseous.

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<v Speaker 2>Does coffee help?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, of course it helps a little Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 3>helps a little bit, but like only for a minute,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I'm back into a bad mood and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>of course like making drama out of it and blaming everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone's my enemy. So what about you? Are you okay?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm lovely, of course you No, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I am lovely because I just have to be.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just like, I'm having enough guts to be a jerk, like.

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<v Speaker 3>Either do I. But that's that's how bad it is

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<v Speaker 3>for me. I mean just chemically, I'm an absolute mess

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<v Speaker 3>without eight hours of sleep.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you when you have to get up at like

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<v Speaker 4>five in the morning, I don't know, like like I

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<v Speaker 4>did this morning?

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<v Speaker 2>Did do you? Can you go to sleep at a

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<v Speaker 2>normal time? I mean, so you can get.

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<v Speaker 3>No, Yeah, it's like I'm still going to bed at midnight,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, yes.

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<v Speaker 4>And knowing that you have to get up makes me

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<v Speaker 4>not have to want to go to sleep because I'm

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<v Speaker 4>just like I just have.

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<v Speaker 3>To get up anyway of course.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, as well stay up the rest of my life getting.

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<v Speaker 3>Up, I'll be you awake for two straight weeks and

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<v Speaker 3>die and that'll be the end of it for me. Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>So you were but you were on a flight this

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<v Speaker 3>morning and you were at the Billings airport at what

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<v Speaker 3>five am?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that would have been too late.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh sorry, said I said six to forty, but I

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<v Speaker 4>meant five thirty. Yeah, okay, right, sorry, Yeah, I guess

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not quite there. And so that I had to

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<v Speaker 4>come back and I had to walk my dog, my

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<v Speaker 4>dog that the person takes care of my dog loves

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<v Speaker 4>my dog too much and just lets her do whatever

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<v Speaker 4>she wants.

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<v Speaker 2>So then she's always just like a.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh a menace.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a menace.

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<v Speaker 3>She's like stopped obeying the rules from exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>It's what they dog traders call it, titled.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it's very entitled. Yes, a temporary entitle. Yes, you'll

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<v Speaker 3>have to wean her off. Yeah. Basically what kind of

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<v Speaker 3>dog is she?

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<v Speaker 2>She's a dog.

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<v Speaker 4>Small, large, she's too large for me, but I love her.

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<v Speaker 4>She's not the dog I would have picked out, but

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<v Speaker 4>I that's the dog I got. I love her so much.

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<v Speaker 2>The case fifty pounds.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's have my size.

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<v Speaker 3>That's I'm trying to compete here, that's my same weight.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to lose a few get down to forty.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone pray for my weight loss journey. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 3>still have time to get into a swimsuit by the

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<v Speaker 3>end of the summer at forty pounds.

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<v Speaker 2>I laugh a lot. I love to laugh. You have

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<v Speaker 2>to know that.

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<v Speaker 3>Please apologize for laughing.

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<v Speaker 2>I really love to laugh.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me ask you about this pocket knife. I wanted

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<v Speaker 3>to circle back. Sure, what were you doing with the

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<v Speaker 3>pocket knife? What do you mean, like, what situations where

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<v Speaker 3>you're finding yourself in where you're like ook time to

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<v Speaker 3>pull out the pocket knife and use it.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd be surprised, of course. Uh, I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's just nice to have one because like you

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<v Speaker 4>can use the tip of it to like, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>like right now, I could carve my name into.

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<v Speaker 2>This the table.

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<v Speaker 3>You were using it for vandalism. Your life is a vandal.

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<v Speaker 2>They took it away from.

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<v Speaker 3>You were carving your name into an airport seat. No,

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<v Speaker 3>that's that's an actually extremely valid reason to have a

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<v Speaker 3>pocket knife.

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<v Speaker 2>Works you find once you have one You're like, how

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<v Speaker 2>did I ever live without this?

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<v Speaker 3>Was it like a Swiss army knife did have a

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<v Speaker 3>bunch of it was just.

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<v Speaker 4>Like it was a little I mean truly, if I

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<v Speaker 4>had gone crazy on a plane and tried to hurt people,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know where gonna hurt it was it never could.

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<v Speaker 2>Like even if they just laid there let me stab.

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<v Speaker 4>Them, it would could never have killed anybody.

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<v Speaker 2>It was very small. It was like, you know, an

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<v Speaker 2>inch and a half blade?

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<v Speaker 3>Which blade?

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<v Speaker 4>But I'm like someone that like my dad is a

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<v Speaker 4>big is a big you know, he's a Montana guy,

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<v Speaker 4>and like he and so a lot of for a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of my major birthdays or not even major birthdays,

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<v Speaker 4>he would give me a gun.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, what sort of guns? Well?

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<v Speaker 4>I had a twenty two and then I had a

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<v Speaker 4>thirty eight special wow for when I got a car.

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<v Speaker 2>And then so to keep myself to keep carjackers away.

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<v Speaker 3>How many carjackers did you keep away? Never?

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<v Speaker 2>Never, not a single one?

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<v Speaker 3>Killed fifty carjackers.

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<v Speaker 4>And then when I when I when I got into

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<v Speaker 4>college in New York City, he gave me a derringer

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<v Speaker 4>pistol to keep it my purse.

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<v Speaker 2>What a little one shot Darringer.

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<v Speaker 3>That is incredible.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, none of these guns made it anywhere. Like they didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't. It didn't get to New York. No.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean I think that the I think I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>sure about this, but I think that one of the reasons,

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<v Speaker 4>besides it'd been crazy that I would definitely like shoot

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<v Speaker 4>myself in the foot.

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<v Speaker 3>We're on the same page here, is.

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<v Speaker 4>That I think if you don't have a registered your

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<v Speaker 4>gun is a registered York which is hard to get.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a year in prison minimum. Like, I would

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<v Speaker 2>just end up in prison.

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<v Speaker 3>There's nothing in the world I want more than for

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<v Speaker 3>you to end up in prison because someone found you

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<v Speaker 3>with a gun in New York.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't put that out there.

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<v Speaker 3>Incredible thing for you.

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<v Speaker 2>What a career movie.

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<v Speaker 3>A one shot so it just has one bullet in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you got to be like, somebody's got to be

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<v Speaker 2>very close. It's for rape. Oh, I mean, not to rape.

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<v Speaker 4>Someone to if someone's got to be close enough that

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry that I brought up rapes And that's such

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<v Speaker 2>a beautiful morning. I won't I do that again. Guns, guns, knives,

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<v Speaker 2>This is incredible.

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<v Speaker 3>It's called the darringer, darringer.

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<v Speaker 4>You never heard that daringer like the like you know,

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<v Speaker 4>Ma Moyle?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm talking about? Do you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying right now?

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<v Speaker 3>I actually am not the way I'm tracking. This is

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<v Speaker 3>not a.

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<v Speaker 4>Gun related because it's like a A is a foreskin? Yes, no,

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<v Speaker 4>that's not that's not Oh and I brought up foreskin?

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<v Speaker 3>What keep going re association a mole a spy? Is

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<v Speaker 3>that what we're getting?

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<v Speaker 2>Gangsters? Oil?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? A gangster's foreskin. Every gangster's foreskin carries a denger.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so sorry. Okay, is showing us a Derringer, which

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<v Speaker 3>is an incredible gun? Is that this isn't? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I just meant like, no, that's that's mine.

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<v Speaker 4>Was pink.

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<v Speaker 2>This is incredible.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to carry it. Just don't have a bullet

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<v Speaker 3>in it. Please, it got still, it got stock car.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh No, so that has been used for murder. Someone's

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<v Speaker 3>been killed with your pink derringer. How do you feel?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. People's people mostly stabbed. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Uh, you know, that's their business.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, how you want to murder someone as your business?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to be nosey and poke around. How

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<v Speaker 3>you're killing people, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>There's the down from my dad's house. There used to

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<v Speaker 4>be a meth like a few houses down used to

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<v Speaker 4>be a meth lab.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess, I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 4>And we once left the door unlocked, and I guess

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<v Speaker 4>some people came in, but they didn't steal very much.

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<v Speaker 2>They just stole. They everyone at that point.

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<v Speaker 4>A lot of there was my we I had some

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<v Speaker 4>uncles and aunts staying there too, so there was a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of people that were in the that had their

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<v Speaker 4>stuff in the house.

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<v Speaker 2>And this story is crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>But anyway, when we came back, people had like someone

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<v Speaker 4>had like lost their curling iron lost there. So these

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<v Speaker 4>people just came in and just like just a few

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<v Speaker 4>things that they needed, like you would go to a

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<v Speaker 4>target or something. They didn't but they didn't steal like

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<v Speaker 4>the things that.

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<v Speaker 3>Like the weapons and the money.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and the money. The weapons of the money, we

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<v Speaker 2>have a lot of those.

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<v Speaker 3>They got into the vault. Where are you from, Utah?

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<v Speaker 3>Tracking I mean, I've been to Montana, I've been to Wyoming,

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<v Speaker 3>all of these states, Idaho, so I'm familiar with this

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<v Speaker 3>sort of culture on some level.

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<v Speaker 4>I was in Utah this morning. You had to stop

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<v Speaker 4>their sal Salt Lake City is Salt Lake City. The

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<v Speaker 4>airport is is besides Burbank. That's a really wonderful airport,

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<v Speaker 4>don't you think the new one? Yeah, the new one?

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<v Speaker 3>What because this airport actually has gone a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>mixed reviews.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really interesting.

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<v Speaker 4>Well the food is fantastic, a lot of food and

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<v Speaker 4>it's very reasonably priced.

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<v Speaker 3>What what did you eat? Well?

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing today?

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<v Speaker 4>But uh, usually they have some place that they just

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<v Speaker 4>it's one of those you know that sore lemonade that

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<v Speaker 4>restaurant lead It used to be at Lax.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like lemonade, but it's in Utah.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay.

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<v Speaker 2>But they you know, they have uh I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>They had a BF Chang's.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that a BF Changs?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they had a BF Chang.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the knockoff. I believe that would be in the

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<v Speaker 3>solid airport BF check mister Cheng's son Brandon. But they

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<v Speaker 3>do have they've like I mean, it is compared to

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<v Speaker 3>the old solid airport such a it feels so metropolitan

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<v Speaker 3>and I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>But it doesn't it doesn't have those smoking vegetable bules.

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<v Speaker 2>It does remember those.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, of course those were those little like terrariums

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<v Speaker 3>that you got to smoke in.

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<v Speaker 2>I loved it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's such a bizarre We're putting.

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<v Speaker 2>Our foot down and you can smoke. You have to

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<v Speaker 2>go outside.

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<v Speaker 3>The weirdest possible. What airline are you flying into Salt Lake?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>This is, I think is what Delta? Okay, see that

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<v Speaker 3>makes sense people if you fly Delta, because I was

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<v Speaker 3>flying southwest into salt Lake, southwest into salt Lake for

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<v Speaker 3>a period and there you had to essentially walk four

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<v Speaker 3>miles to get to the parking after that, and I

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<v Speaker 3>think people are freaking out about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I don't, I don't. I never leave the airport.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're just popping in, popping out. So I think

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<v Speaker 3>the walking is what was really getting out people.

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<v Speaker 2>It is just it is just a straight line.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah right.

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<v Speaker 4>It doesn't seem like it used to be like terminal

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<v Speaker 4>like a line within terminals out.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, no, this now it just feels like

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<v Speaker 3>it's almost just like extremely long.

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<v Speaker 2>It's probably good.

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<v Speaker 4>For people that have shops there because they're like, everyone

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<v Speaker 4>who goes to the airport goes past my.

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<v Speaker 3>Shop A lot of yeah, a lot. When you're working retail,

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<v Speaker 3>you've got to have those eyes. You've got to have

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<v Speaker 3>people looking in. There are a lot of retail stores

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<v Speaker 3>there that are like no one absolutely known as buying

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<v Speaker 3>a bag. This is salt Lake City on it, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>like a beautiful person. It's just that sort of thing.

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<v Speaker 3>It just feels like it's an illusion at a hologram.

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<v Speaker 3>No one's going in those stores. Yes, yeah, but salt

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<v Speaker 3>Lake you flew in for just a moment, a moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's what I Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>Salt Lake City is also my like nightmare airport in

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<v Speaker 4>some ways because I always get stuck there. Oh like

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<v Speaker 4>during the pandemic, I got stuck there.

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<v Speaker 3>For how long?

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<v Speaker 2>For like five days? Ah, and I it was it

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<v Speaker 2>was I.

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<v Speaker 4>Was going to Montana and this is I was going

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<v Speaker 4>back home to Montana. But I was working during the

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<v Speaker 4>day on Zoom, so I couldn't fly during the day.

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<v Speaker 2>I only cold flight night.

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<v Speaker 4>So I flew into cet Lake City, got stuck there.

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<v Speaker 4>They canceled the flight and so I got stuck there.

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<v Speaker 4>Would never have flown if I didn't know that there

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<v Speaker 4>was seats on this light. Stuck there, and then I

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<v Speaker 4>had to get a hotel room and I did have

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<v Speaker 4>a car. Salt Lake City did not have it together

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<v Speaker 4>at that point, and they probably do now, I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 2>But called postmates and it would take like an hour

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<v Speaker 2>and a half. Oh, truly, it was crazy. And I

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<v Speaker 2>was in one of those airport. It was it was

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<v Speaker 2>a very it was dark time.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh. I mean for the world, what hotel you're staying at?

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<v Speaker 3>Just some airport?

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<v Speaker 2>Hotel port hotel?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Five days of that is prison.

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<v Speaker 2>It was prison.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>But whatever, you know, I got eight hours of sleep,

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<v Speaker 2>So what could you know? And Burbank still existed, so you.

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<v Speaker 3>Knew everything continued to exist, you know. Yeah, and you've

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<v Speaker 3>got a story out of it for a podcast? What

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<v Speaker 3>more could you ask for?

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<v Speaker 2>Story? But sure I could. I should these a little work,

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<v Speaker 2>but workshop. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think that the Billings Airport security is so

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<v Speaker 3>strong because of the unibomber? Do you think that because

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<v Speaker 3>isn't that where he was living?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, he was living. He uh, he's from Montana. Ted

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<v Speaker 4>Kazinski should say his name, he doesn't, but he uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe maybe they're like, we don't want another ten.

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<v Speaker 2>People are probably mixed on if they like him or not.

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<v Speaker 3>There Oh, that's true, because he did have there was

0:22:05.960 --> 0:22:08.960
<v Speaker 3>some of that manifesto was kind of like, if you

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<v Speaker 3>lean far right enough or whatever into enough conspiracies, you

0:22:12.720 --> 0:22:13.720
<v Speaker 3>can get on board with Ted.

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<v Speaker 4>It's crazy that the New York isn't in the New

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<v Speaker 4>York Times published manifesto.

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<v Speaker 5>That's insane, But we're all better for it.

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<v Speaker 3>We all learned some importance.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really screwed up.

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<v Speaker 3>He got published.

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<v Speaker 2>He got published on the front page of the Time.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't I can't speak to you, but I have

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<v Speaker 3>never been published in the Times either. Maybe we need

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<v Speaker 3>to move to Montana getting some more interesting ideas. He died.

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<v Speaker 3>I think he died recently, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, But but in prison, Yes, yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Caught him, They trapped him.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, his brother I think turned him and noticed that

0:22:58.080 --> 0:23:00.720
<v Speaker 4>his language sounded like, oh, that sounds like my my brother.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you imagine reading that and being like, hmm, this guy.

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<v Speaker 3>I've gotten letters like this before. Wow, what a betrayal

0:23:12.240 --> 0:23:12.560
<v Speaker 3>it is?

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<v Speaker 4>It is there There are also you. You run into

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of Ted Kazinski's in Montana. You know, they're

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<v Speaker 4>they're rapid, there's isolation. They're not like probably Harvard I

0:23:20.320 --> 0:23:23.040
<v Speaker 4>think he was like Harvard educated, am I education or something?

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<v Speaker 3>Right? He was like highly intelligent, right, but just yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>an we.

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<v Speaker 2>Say that though they always say like like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Guy from Ida home a Moscow, Idaho.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, the guy who killed the ladies and the

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<v Speaker 2>man in the in the college.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's pretty recent. Yeah, he was supposed to be.

0:23:42.200 --> 0:23:44.720
<v Speaker 2>Like he's so smart. Fun seem that smart.

0:23:44.840 --> 0:23:47.879
<v Speaker 3>I mean he's like he was like, what was his plan?

0:23:48.520 --> 0:23:49.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah he didn't not that.

0:23:49.880 --> 0:23:51.960
<v Speaker 3>It's just a smart nerd. That was mad.

0:23:52.880 --> 0:23:54.359
<v Speaker 2>I don't who know, who knows.

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<v Speaker 3>And then he got caught. He drove to Pennsylvania or something, right,

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<v Speaker 3>he got.

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<v Speaker 2>Caught for doing like everything. I mean, it's hard to

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<v Speaker 2>murder people nowadays.

0:24:02.880 --> 0:24:04.360
<v Speaker 3>You can't murder anyone anymore.

0:24:04.480 --> 0:24:05.280
<v Speaker 2>No, you can't.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I think I think we do need to talk

0:24:12.560 --> 0:24:16.199
<v Speaker 3>about something else. Okay, there's something I do need to

0:24:16.200 --> 0:24:20.320
<v Speaker 3>speak to you about. Unfortunately, I was looking forward to

0:24:20.320 --> 0:24:22.720
<v Speaker 3>having you here on the podcast today, despite you telling

0:24:22.720 --> 0:24:25.160
<v Speaker 3>me over and over I'm boring, I'm boring, I'm boring.

0:24:26.440 --> 0:24:28.680
<v Speaker 3>So far I'm giving you like a fifty out of ten.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean all sorts of you.

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<v Speaker 2>We see, that's no past.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that's a D fifty out of ten. Now you

0:24:36.960 --> 0:24:42.880
<v Speaker 3>get an f. No, you were five hundred percent. You're

0:24:43.440 --> 0:24:45.480
<v Speaker 3>you're killing it. I mean, we're finding out about the

0:24:45.480 --> 0:24:49.320
<v Speaker 3>pocket knife, trying to sneaking pocket knives onto planes, guns,

0:24:49.680 --> 0:24:55.200
<v Speaker 3>I mean, life of crime, methadics, stealing, curling irons. All

0:24:55.240 --> 0:24:59.840
<v Speaker 3>of our other guests are failures at this point. But

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<v Speaker 3>you know, I was looking forward to having your here today.

0:25:02.200 --> 0:25:03.879
<v Speaker 3>I was really excited to talk to you.

0:25:04.080 --> 0:25:05.320
<v Speaker 2>I was excited to talk to you too.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was a little surprised, because, of course the

0:25:07.240 --> 0:25:09.960
<v Speaker 3>podcast is called I said no gifts. I was a

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<v Speaker 3>little thrown when you came kind of skipping into my

0:25:15.240 --> 0:25:20.000
<v Speaker 3>backyard holding what could not be more clearly a gift,

0:25:21.040 --> 0:25:22.360
<v Speaker 3>beautifully wrapped.

0:25:22.080 --> 0:25:23.000
<v Speaker 2>Is beautifully wrapped.

0:25:23.160 --> 0:25:26.160
<v Speaker 4>I'm going to need that garbage that garbage bag back. Actually,

0:25:26.480 --> 0:25:27.960
<v Speaker 4>I don't like wasting a garbage bag.

0:25:28.359 --> 0:25:33.840
<v Speaker 3>I'm giving. I'm making sure you take that home with you. Well,

0:25:34.520 --> 0:25:37.840
<v Speaker 3>shall I open this gift here on the podcast? You okay? So,

0:25:37.920 --> 0:25:40.960
<v Speaker 3>as you mentioned, it is just it's gorgeously wrapped in

0:25:41.000 --> 0:25:46.040
<v Speaker 3>a garbage bag, beautiful, obviously new garbage bag. I'm going

0:25:46.080 --> 0:25:46.600
<v Speaker 3>to reach it.

0:25:46.600 --> 0:25:49.000
<v Speaker 2>It smell the garbage book bag smells good, doesn't it.

0:25:49.640 --> 0:25:53.720
<v Speaker 3>No, it's lightly scented, lightly scented. It's not like a

0:25:53.760 --> 0:25:56.399
<v Speaker 3>gross scent where it's not fruit or something. It's just

0:25:56.480 --> 0:25:58.600
<v Speaker 3>kind of lightly perfumed. Is that on purpose?

0:25:59.240 --> 0:26:02.480
<v Speaker 2>I asked the garbage bag company get in touch.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm pulling this out, pulling Oh now there's another bag.

0:26:07.400 --> 0:26:09.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh I love this bag too. It's a blue bag

0:26:09.640 --> 0:26:10.680
<v Speaker 3>that says youth dynamic.

0:26:10.800 --> 0:26:11.840
<v Speaker 2>You can keep that bag.

0:26:12.160 --> 0:26:13.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm through it. Where did this come from?

0:26:13.800 --> 0:26:14.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:26:14.640 --> 0:26:16.320
<v Speaker 3>Incredible youth dynamics.

0:26:16.359 --> 0:26:20.720
<v Speaker 2>This is my new bags, cobwebs on it. Thank you

0:26:20.760 --> 0:26:21.560
<v Speaker 2>for not mentioning that.

0:26:23.280 --> 0:26:28.919
<v Speaker 3>Okay, whoa, Oh my god? What weight? I mean? I'm

0:26:28.960 --> 0:26:31.440
<v Speaker 3>beyond baffled at what I'm looking at. Okay, so it's

0:26:31.480 --> 0:26:34.280
<v Speaker 3>like to describe what I'm looking at. It's a wood.

0:26:34.680 --> 0:26:37.080
<v Speaker 3>It's a piece of wood with a spider currently crawling

0:26:37.119 --> 0:26:39.359
<v Speaker 3>on it. Now, let's just take a look at that spider.

0:26:39.400 --> 0:26:40.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna try to get it.

0:26:40.800 --> 0:26:42.040
<v Speaker 2>Does it does?

0:26:45.119 --> 0:26:46.639
<v Speaker 3>So, there is a spider. I don't even know what

0:26:46.680 --> 0:26:48.440
<v Speaker 3>to do with it. Should I release it to the garden.

0:26:48.480 --> 0:26:52.760
<v Speaker 3>I'll blow it away so it doesn't die. It'll find

0:26:52.760 --> 0:26:57.159
<v Speaker 3>its way somewhere. Welcome to the backyard. Okay. So it's

0:26:57.200 --> 0:26:59.800
<v Speaker 3>a piece of wood with a piece of styrofoam tape

0:26:59.800 --> 0:27:02.920
<v Speaker 3>to it, and then it it seems to be some

0:27:02.960 --> 0:27:07.600
<v Speaker 3>sort of state fair project. Yes, okay, and then okay,

0:27:07.840 --> 0:27:10.040
<v Speaker 3>this is okay, So this piece has fallen off. This

0:27:09.920 --> 0:27:13.080
<v Speaker 3>is Maria thay or Billings, Montana, out of state. Oh

0:27:13.119 --> 0:27:17.280
<v Speaker 3>and there's also a it appears there's this is your

0:27:17.359 --> 0:27:18.199
<v Speaker 3>boarding past?

0:27:18.320 --> 0:27:18.639
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

0:27:20.320 --> 0:27:21.440
<v Speaker 3>Is that today's boarding past?

0:27:21.440 --> 0:27:22.959
<v Speaker 2>So that's from another fight, but you can have that.

0:27:23.040 --> 0:27:25.000
<v Speaker 3>Where were you headed this time? I've still saw like

0:27:25.000 --> 0:27:27.960
<v Speaker 3>the city somewhere. Okay, So we'll keep this. I'll try

0:27:27.960 --> 0:27:31.880
<v Speaker 3>to kind of farm some information from this and take

0:27:31.920 --> 0:27:36.480
<v Speaker 3>advantage of your life. Okay. So again it says Maria

0:27:36.520 --> 0:27:40.080
<v Speaker 3>fay Billings, Montana, out of state, class twenty one, out

0:27:40.080 --> 0:27:43.160
<v Speaker 3>of state resident. Okay, so you flew in from LA

0:27:43.240 --> 0:27:45.000
<v Speaker 3>to try to win a prize at the state fair?

0:27:45.040 --> 0:27:45.800
<v Speaker 3>Is that what I'm seeing?

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<v Speaker 4>So yes, I there, this is the At the Minnesota

0:27:48.920 --> 0:27:52.840
<v Speaker 4>State Fair. There is something called crop art, and I

0:27:52.960 --> 0:27:54.280
<v Speaker 4>frequently compete.

0:27:54.480 --> 0:27:58.040
<v Speaker 2>And this is my last year's entry.

0:27:58.200 --> 0:28:01.160
<v Speaker 3>Okay. Now tell me about this piece of art, because

0:28:01.160 --> 0:28:02.440
<v Speaker 3>there's this another thing.

0:28:02.600 --> 0:28:04.240
<v Speaker 4>Do you think that that this is the this is

0:28:04.280 --> 0:28:07.120
<v Speaker 4>the art? Do you think this is the art. Yes, No,

0:28:07.200 --> 0:28:08.360
<v Speaker 4>you have to open this more.

0:28:08.520 --> 0:28:12.280
<v Speaker 5>Oh oh my god, Oh my god, I'm going to

0:28:12.320 --> 0:28:13.800
<v Speaker 5>take a picture of what I thought was.

0:28:13.680 --> 0:28:15.640
<v Speaker 2>The art than me thinking.

0:28:15.440 --> 0:28:20.240
<v Speaker 3>I assume this is how oh my god, it felt

0:28:20.359 --> 0:28:24.879
<v Speaker 3>very outsider art. We'll just say that it felt to

0:28:24.880 --> 0:28:25.280
<v Speaker 3>say there.

0:28:25.240 --> 0:28:26.200
<v Speaker 2>Is this Alma guard.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought, first of all, you're so generous, like this

0:28:32.600 --> 0:28:33.720
<v Speaker 4>is hideous.

0:28:34.000 --> 0:28:36.280
<v Speaker 2>And if you you.

0:28:37.359 --> 0:28:40.360
<v Speaker 4>That, you were immediately like get out of my backyard.

0:28:41.040 --> 0:28:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Just shows that you are a wonderful person.

0:28:43.720 --> 0:28:46.760
<v Speaker 3>Like really truly, I was trying to make sense of.

0:28:46.720 --> 0:28:50.040
<v Speaker 2>This human being in a wonderful host.

0:28:50.360 --> 0:28:54.360
<v Speaker 5>No, that's not that art folk artist, you know. Okay,

0:28:54.440 --> 0:28:57.160
<v Speaker 5>So I need to open this, Yes you do? Okay,

0:28:57.240 --> 0:28:58.920
<v Speaker 5>So I mean right now, it's like a piece of

0:28:58.920 --> 0:29:00.760
<v Speaker 5>syrophone with a piece of I'm going to tell you.

0:29:00.840 --> 0:29:02.760
<v Speaker 2>Can I tell you this before before?

0:29:02.800 --> 0:29:03.640
<v Speaker 1>Are you o? Bit?

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<v Speaker 4>So I try to do this every year. I don't

0:29:05.720 --> 0:29:08.000
<v Speaker 4>do it every year because I love the Minnesota State Fair.

0:29:08.000 --> 0:29:08.920
<v Speaker 4>I used to live in Minnesota.

0:29:09.000 --> 0:29:11.840
<v Speaker 3>Okay, oh okay, And now let me just clarify because

0:29:11.840 --> 0:29:16.360
<v Speaker 3>I kept thinking you're saying Minnesota. You're from Billings, Montana.

0:29:16.800 --> 0:29:17.520
<v Speaker 3>Clarify this.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's very hard for me to like, do any

0:29:20.560 --> 0:29:24.240
<v Speaker 2>you know, finish a project. My best friend.

0:29:24.520 --> 0:29:29.680
<v Speaker 4>Is loves the subject of this, of this thing, and

0:29:29.800 --> 0:29:31.880
<v Speaker 4>so I was like, I'm going to make you a

0:29:32.520 --> 0:29:34.400
<v Speaker 4>thing of your of.

0:29:34.360 --> 0:29:35.080
<v Speaker 2>Your fair person.

0:29:35.240 --> 0:29:36.120
<v Speaker 3>Oh sure, sure.

0:29:36.240 --> 0:29:36.960
<v Speaker 2>So I send her.

0:29:36.800 --> 0:29:39.840
<v Speaker 4>Pictures and she was always like, you know, and I

0:29:39.880 --> 0:29:42.440
<v Speaker 4>could tell you she just wasn't like into it right

0:29:43.040 --> 0:29:44.400
<v Speaker 4>and it's not really her style.

0:29:44.760 --> 0:29:44.960
<v Speaker 3>You know.

0:29:45.040 --> 0:29:47.360
<v Speaker 2>Her house is like animal print and like and this

0:29:47.520 --> 0:29:51.240
<v Speaker 2>is like, this is the thing. So when I was

0:29:51.240 --> 0:29:53.440
<v Speaker 2>thinking about this podcast, I was like, what, what what

0:29:53.520 --> 0:29:53.800
<v Speaker 2>can I.

0:29:53.840 --> 0:29:55.720
<v Speaker 4>Bring that will be So I was like, maybe i'll

0:29:56.080 --> 0:29:58.320
<v Speaker 4>you know, she hasn't she has it's but a year

0:29:58.400 --> 0:30:00.120
<v Speaker 4>and she hasn't mentioned it.

0:30:00.840 --> 0:30:03.200
<v Speaker 2>So I texted her yesterday I said, Hey, I'm gonna

0:30:03.320 --> 0:30:07.240
<v Speaker 2>can I bring this this podcast? Never heard from her?

0:30:08.000 --> 0:30:09.400
<v Speaker 3>What is that even supposed to me?

0:30:09.560 --> 0:30:11.440
<v Speaker 4>I think it just means that she doesn't want it,

0:30:11.520 --> 0:30:13.440
<v Speaker 4>and she doesn't want to say I don't want it.

0:30:13.600 --> 0:30:16.720
<v Speaker 3>Well, this person needs to start speaking up for herself anyway.

0:30:17.000 --> 0:30:18.080
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, open it.

0:30:18.240 --> 0:30:23.960
<v Speaker 3>Okay, we're gonna open it up. Okay, and let's say

0:30:23.960 --> 0:30:26.800
<v Speaker 3>you did win fourth prize.

0:30:26.960 --> 0:30:28.680
<v Speaker 2>I did it in my category.

0:30:28.880 --> 0:30:32.600
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm peeling the tape off here, and does this

0:30:32.640 --> 0:30:34.280
<v Speaker 3>other thing taped to it have anything to do or

0:30:34.320 --> 0:30:35.760
<v Speaker 3>is it just the medium? This was?

0:30:36.360 --> 0:30:39.840
<v Speaker 4>In order to compete, you had to tell what seed

0:30:39.920 --> 0:30:40.360
<v Speaker 4>you used.

0:30:40.400 --> 0:30:42.760
<v Speaker 3>Oh, okay, that's incredible. So you're using all kinds of

0:30:43.080 --> 0:30:46.560
<v Speaker 3>celery seed, flax seed, something called al car.

0:30:46.920 --> 0:30:48.080
<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's a yes.

0:30:48.120 --> 0:30:50.719
<v Speaker 4>I had to go to a seed like emporium Wow

0:30:50.880 --> 0:30:51.959
<v Speaker 4>in Montana to get that.

0:30:52.200 --> 0:30:54.280
<v Speaker 3>Roughly like nine different things.

0:30:54.800 --> 0:30:57.880
<v Speaker 4>You don't use, you used, you can use illegal seeds,

0:30:57.880 --> 0:30:58.960
<v Speaker 4>and then you get docked.

0:30:59.160 --> 0:31:04.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh have done interesting? You're allowed to but acknowledge technology.

0:31:04.440 --> 0:31:04.760
<v Speaker 2>Cheatah.

0:31:04.840 --> 0:31:08.440
<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's a good idea for any competition. Feel free

0:31:08.480 --> 0:31:11.760
<v Speaker 3>to cheat, but you will lose. Okay, let's let's see

0:31:11.760 --> 0:31:15.680
<v Speaker 3>if this is trying to be careful here. Oh my god,

0:31:16.440 --> 0:31:22.400
<v Speaker 3>it says murder. It's Angela Lansberry made it entirely out

0:31:22.400 --> 0:31:26.000
<v Speaker 3>of seeds, and it says murder seed rote how your

0:31:26.000 --> 0:31:27.479
<v Speaker 3>friend has horrible taste.

0:31:27.960 --> 0:31:31.720
<v Speaker 5>Your friend's a loser. Make sure I'm going to fight

0:31:32.280 --> 0:31:36.560
<v Speaker 5>fight with her. I'm attacking her. She's low character, low taste,

0:31:36.600 --> 0:31:37.320
<v Speaker 5>and low character.

0:31:37.840 --> 0:31:39.920
<v Speaker 3>This is beautiful. This one fourth prize?

0:31:40.360 --> 0:31:41.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, out of five?

0:31:41.840 --> 0:31:42.800
<v Speaker 3>What one? Number one?

0:31:44.240 --> 0:31:47.720
<v Speaker 2>Somewhere some piece of trash. I don't remember. This is

0:31:47.760 --> 0:31:50.240
<v Speaker 2>not very I don't think that this is very good. Actually,

0:31:50.480 --> 0:31:53.640
<v Speaker 2>are you talking better than this? This is she looks

0:31:53.640 --> 0:31:55.200
<v Speaker 2>a little I don't know.

0:31:55.480 --> 0:31:58.720
<v Speaker 3>I think that this is gorgeous. She's holding a magnifying glass.

0:31:59.000 --> 0:32:02.280
<v Speaker 3>She's out to find out who killed, and you've got

0:32:02.280 --> 0:32:05.000
<v Speaker 3>her hair perfect. It looks I mean, I wouldn't even

0:32:05.000 --> 0:32:06.800
<v Speaker 3>need the murder Seed wrote to know that that was

0:32:06.840 --> 0:32:07.640
<v Speaker 3>Angela Lansback.

0:32:07.720 --> 0:32:09.280
<v Speaker 2>I just thought it was hilarious joke.

0:32:09.520 --> 0:32:10.440
<v Speaker 3>It's a great joke.

0:32:10.520 --> 0:32:13.840
<v Speaker 2>I co would think instead of she I turned into seed.

0:32:14.200 --> 0:32:18.880
<v Speaker 3>You know, really, how long did this takes a make.

0:32:19.640 --> 0:32:25.240
<v Speaker 4>I don't know, not too long, maybe ten fifteen hours,

0:32:25.240 --> 0:32:25.680
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

0:32:25.800 --> 0:32:29.120
<v Speaker 3>Okay, over the course of several weeks. Yeah, and okay, So,

0:32:29.200 --> 0:32:31.160
<v Speaker 3>how like, I'm so curious how this sort of thing

0:32:31.160 --> 0:32:33.440
<v Speaker 3>even comes together? Do you draw her? Do you like

0:32:33.520 --> 0:32:35.480
<v Speaker 3>print out a picture and just cover it with seeds?

0:32:35.520 --> 0:32:36.080
<v Speaker 3>How does this hand?

0:32:36.120 --> 0:32:38.640
<v Speaker 4>I think I printed out a picture and then I

0:32:38.760 --> 0:32:42.200
<v Speaker 4>painted it, and then I covered it with seeds.

0:32:42.440 --> 0:32:46.240
<v Speaker 2>And there's different ways. There's there's a lady what's her name,

0:32:46.320 --> 0:32:53.400
<v Speaker 2>Lillian Colton. She's the seed Queen of Minnesota. Okay, she's dead.

0:32:53.480 --> 0:32:56.960
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Lillian consider think about it.

0:33:00.600 --> 0:33:06.360
<v Speaker 2>But anyway, she her portraits. She does beautiful portraits with seeds. Okay,

0:33:06.440 --> 0:33:08.800
<v Speaker 2>so she has a way of doing it where that's

0:33:08.840 --> 0:33:09.560
<v Speaker 2>what I was gonna say.

0:33:09.600 --> 0:33:12.880
<v Speaker 4>That technique is that you put a bunch of Elmer's

0:33:12.960 --> 0:33:15.720
<v Speaker 4>glue and you use a toothpick and you just go

0:33:15.760 --> 0:33:17.840
<v Speaker 4>from Elmer's glue, pick up a seed and then put

0:33:17.840 --> 0:33:18.960
<v Speaker 4>it on by one.

0:33:18.840 --> 0:33:20.480
<v Speaker 2>One by one. But I don't do that. That's why

0:33:20.480 --> 0:33:23.600
<v Speaker 2>I only get fourth place. I just dumped the seeds

0:33:23.640 --> 0:33:26.560
<v Speaker 2>on with some glue. I mean these I did, but

0:33:26.640 --> 0:33:29.240
<v Speaker 2>like a lot of these. I just like this. Dump

0:33:30.120 --> 0:33:32.719
<v Speaker 2>dump dump dump.

0:33:33.280 --> 0:33:35.080
<v Speaker 3>You know, there are certain areas where it's just such

0:33:35.080 --> 0:33:37.600
<v Speaker 3>a giant space that doesn't need a lot of details.

0:33:37.680 --> 0:33:39.560
<v Speaker 2>Lily and probably wouldn't would would not dumb.

0:33:39.720 --> 0:33:42.640
<v Speaker 3>She'd be serious with this, Yes she would be.

0:33:43.240 --> 0:33:45.880
<v Speaker 4>But when you're competing out of state, there's not many

0:33:45.960 --> 0:33:48.280
<v Speaker 4>weirdos that send in their seed art.

0:33:49.080 --> 0:33:50.760
<v Speaker 3>So you do mail this to them.

0:33:50.920 --> 0:33:51.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mail it.

0:33:51.600 --> 0:33:53.440
<v Speaker 3>You have to don't go, I go.

0:33:53.800 --> 0:33:56.240
<v Speaker 2>They have to get it before the fair starts. So

0:33:56.440 --> 0:33:59.600
<v Speaker 2>you mail it to them with also postage to get

0:33:59.600 --> 0:33:59.960
<v Speaker 2>it back.

0:34:00.200 --> 0:34:03.360
<v Speaker 3>Okay, self address stamped envelope.

0:34:02.960 --> 0:34:04.200
<v Speaker 2>Yes, stam do envelope.

0:34:04.320 --> 0:34:06.640
<v Speaker 4>And then so I went to the fair this time

0:34:06.680 --> 0:34:10.280
<v Speaker 4>to see it in person, okay, and to like stand

0:34:10.280 --> 0:34:12.680
<v Speaker 4>next to it and tell people this is mine, right,

0:34:13.760 --> 0:34:14.280
<v Speaker 4>And then.

0:34:14.120 --> 0:34:17.920
<v Speaker 3>There's your moment. Yes you needed the spotlight at the

0:34:17.960 --> 0:34:18.759
<v Speaker 3>Minnesota sat.

0:34:20.200 --> 0:34:24.799
<v Speaker 2>It's sad, but it's it's incredible, so true and uh yeah,

0:34:24.840 --> 0:34:26.160
<v Speaker 2>so that's that's what happened.

0:34:26.360 --> 0:34:29.080
<v Speaker 3>So how did the fair? How did you become aware

0:34:29.120 --> 0:34:30.680
<v Speaker 3>of the fair? What was the first time you read?

0:34:30.800 --> 0:34:34.560
<v Speaker 4>I was also grew up in Minnesota, Okay, so I

0:34:34.560 --> 0:34:37.120
<v Speaker 4>would go to the state fair and then I just,

0:34:37.520 --> 0:34:39.759
<v Speaker 4>I don't know, I just started loving the crop art.

0:34:40.440 --> 0:34:43.439
<v Speaker 4>I tried to buy one of Lilian's pictures of Tom

0:34:43.520 --> 0:34:48.000
<v Speaker 4>Selleck one. Oh oh it's so good, but she refused

0:34:48.040 --> 0:34:48.359
<v Speaker 4>to sell.

0:34:48.920 --> 0:34:52.160
<v Speaker 3>Wow, and she really has some standards, she really does.

0:34:52.640 --> 0:34:54.200
<v Speaker 3>She's doing it clearly for the seed.

0:34:54.400 --> 0:34:56.560
<v Speaker 2>Yes, there's a book called The Seed Queen about her.

0:34:56.719 --> 0:35:00.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh, you look very confused. You're not sure if it

0:35:00.719 --> 0:35:08.040
<v Speaker 3>just sounded dirty queen? Sure that it was seeking? Yeah,

0:35:08.080 --> 0:35:11.360
<v Speaker 3>I mean it's not the perfect title. A Crop Queen

0:35:11.640 --> 0:35:17.040
<v Speaker 3>could have done just as well, truly, but truly thing.

0:35:17.239 --> 0:35:19.359
<v Speaker 4>Yes, So I didn't do one this year, but I've

0:35:19.400 --> 0:35:21.520
<v Speaker 4>done one the last couple of years. I did a

0:35:21.520 --> 0:35:22.840
<v Speaker 4>Colombo one for my brother.

0:35:23.000 --> 0:35:25.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh fantastic. Do you only do murder mystery?

0:35:26.160 --> 0:35:27.400
<v Speaker 2>No, I just recently.

0:35:27.480 --> 0:35:30.040
<v Speaker 4>I'll just do for people I love, even if they

0:35:30.040 --> 0:35:33.480
<v Speaker 4>don't want it, I will make something for them because

0:35:33.520 --> 0:35:34.520
<v Speaker 4>then I will finish it.

0:35:34.640 --> 0:35:37.799
<v Speaker 3>What a lovely gift. Did your brother appreciate it? He did?

0:35:37.800 --> 0:35:41.319
<v Speaker 3>He framed his Okay, So again, when we talk about

0:35:41.320 --> 0:35:46.040
<v Speaker 3>your friend, I would just think about her where she

0:35:46.120 --> 0:35:49.040
<v Speaker 3>stands in your life. She's no friend of mine.

0:35:50.040 --> 0:35:52.080
<v Speaker 2>My brother's more aesthetically like me.

0:35:52.440 --> 0:35:54.239
<v Speaker 3>Okay, and your friend, I.

0:35:54.239 --> 0:35:55.480
<v Speaker 2>Don't even know what you're asthetic is?

0:35:55.520 --> 0:35:58.520
<v Speaker 3>This might this is perfect, this is my this is

0:35:58.520 --> 0:36:01.920
<v Speaker 3>going in the I said no gifts gallery. What was

0:36:02.000 --> 0:36:02.960
<v Speaker 3>the first one you ever did?

0:36:03.120 --> 0:36:06.840
<v Speaker 2>What did I do? I did Eisenhower? Wow? No, I

0:36:06.880 --> 0:36:09.920
<v Speaker 2>did a walter Mondale. I think I did a walter

0:36:10.000 --> 0:36:15.000
<v Speaker 2>Mondale because Minnesota. I want to win right now. Yeah,

0:36:15.000 --> 0:36:18.040
<v Speaker 2>you're only wait per place in my life that I'm competitive.

0:36:18.120 --> 0:36:20.600
<v Speaker 3>Actually, tell you the truth, it's a healthy place to

0:36:20.600 --> 0:36:22.120
<v Speaker 3>be competitive. I think I've.

0:36:22.000 --> 0:36:26.920
<v Speaker 2>Never gotten the blue. But I often they want you

0:36:27.000 --> 0:36:27.680
<v Speaker 2>to do something.

0:36:27.719 --> 0:36:31.360
<v Speaker 4>It's like a kitchy, very liberal section of the popcast.

0:36:31.400 --> 0:36:32.839
<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, okay, so if you.

0:36:32.800 --> 0:36:36.839
<v Speaker 4>Want to do if like you know a Minnesota politician,

0:36:37.040 --> 0:36:40.439
<v Speaker 4>I did, Al Franken, Okay, sure, that was my best one.

0:36:40.440 --> 0:36:42.200
<v Speaker 2>That was This is pre right.

0:36:42.280 --> 0:36:44.480
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna ask what point in history was al?

0:36:44.800 --> 0:36:46.240
<v Speaker 2>You know, Al didn't want his either.

0:36:46.880 --> 0:36:49.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh. Interesting, Well, I mean that was an early red flag.

0:36:52.640 --> 0:36:58.800
<v Speaker 3>I'm just gonna say, you know whatever, Al, But.

0:36:57.280 --> 0:36:58.960
<v Speaker 2>But that album was the best one I did.

0:36:59.040 --> 0:37:01.000
<v Speaker 3>It was the best one. Yeah. What prize did you win?

0:37:02.200 --> 0:37:03.040
<v Speaker 2>Third? Third?

0:37:03.280 --> 0:37:03.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:37:03.880 --> 0:37:05.400
<v Speaker 2>That one? I had illegal seeds?

0:37:05.760 --> 0:37:10.200
<v Speaker 3>Oh what was the illegal seed rice? What other illegal

0:37:10.239 --> 0:37:10.879
<v Speaker 3>seeds are they?

0:37:11.000 --> 0:37:14.040
<v Speaker 2>I guess any seed that doesn't grow in Minnesota is illegal.

0:37:14.239 --> 0:37:18.839
<v Speaker 3>Okay, and but this one that we're currently looking looking

0:37:18.880 --> 0:37:20.239
<v Speaker 3>at is all legal, I think.

0:37:20.239 --> 0:37:20.359
<v Speaker 5>So.

0:37:20.480 --> 0:37:23.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I did not use any poppy seeds. That's also

0:37:23.200 --> 0:37:23.720
<v Speaker 2>a minus.

0:37:23.960 --> 0:37:24.320
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

0:37:24.480 --> 0:37:24.719
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:37:24.800 --> 0:37:26.759
<v Speaker 3>What have been some of the big winners of the

0:37:26.840 --> 0:37:28.600
<v Speaker 3>past years. Do you can you remember any.

0:37:28.640 --> 0:37:33.120
<v Speaker 2>There was a beautiful Lincoln Boring, very boring. They have

0:37:33.200 --> 0:37:34.240
<v Speaker 2>prizes for everything.

0:37:34.280 --> 0:37:37.880
<v Speaker 4>It's it's there's like you can cover a shoe and

0:37:37.920 --> 0:37:40.920
<v Speaker 4>that's like with seeds, and that's like in a different category.

0:37:41.040 --> 0:37:43.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay, there's best scarecrows.

0:37:43.800 --> 0:37:44.960
<v Speaker 3>Scarecrow is made of seed.

0:37:45.280 --> 0:37:47.359
<v Speaker 2>No, this is, but it's in the same building. It's

0:37:47.400 --> 0:37:49.759
<v Speaker 2>the cop art building. You really should go.

0:37:50.040 --> 0:37:52.920
<v Speaker 3>All of your listeners incredible, but let's all go. Somebody

0:37:52.960 --> 0:37:55.680
<v Speaker 3>should be making I mean, pause the podcast and begin

0:37:55.760 --> 0:38:00.000
<v Speaker 3>making one of me. Right now. We'll hold a bridge

0:38:00.200 --> 0:38:02.680
<v Speaker 3>fair and we'll judge all of the different seed versions

0:38:02.680 --> 0:38:02.920
<v Speaker 3>of me.

0:38:03.120 --> 0:38:03.800
<v Speaker 2>You amazing.

0:38:05.160 --> 0:38:08.240
<v Speaker 3>If I don't see one within the next six months,

0:38:08.440 --> 0:38:13.080
<v Speaker 3>I'm canceling the podcast. I will blame every listener, and

0:38:13.080 --> 0:38:17.480
<v Speaker 3>then I'll blame you the chain of blame. Well, this

0:38:17.600 --> 0:38:20.520
<v Speaker 3>is such a beautiful hobby. And do you think you'll

0:38:20.520 --> 0:38:21.560
<v Speaker 3>do one this coming year?

0:38:22.120 --> 0:38:22.680
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't.

0:38:22.800 --> 0:38:24.480
<v Speaker 4>I would have to really throw it together because I

0:38:24.480 --> 0:38:27.759
<v Speaker 4>think they're due in two weeks or something. Oh okay,

0:38:27.840 --> 0:38:31.799
<v Speaker 4>for this current year, I could, yes, but I don't

0:38:31.840 --> 0:38:32.600
<v Speaker 4>have an idea.

0:38:33.320 --> 0:38:34.359
<v Speaker 2>No ideas well.

0:38:35.040 --> 0:38:38.399
<v Speaker 3>Twenty twenty five, yes, sort thinking now all for sure?

0:38:38.600 --> 0:38:39.839
<v Speaker 2>Do one for twenty twenty five?

0:38:39.880 --> 0:38:42.960
<v Speaker 3>Who were some famous people from Minnesota but fun.

0:38:43.320 --> 0:38:43.879
<v Speaker 2>Who were fine?

0:38:44.040 --> 0:38:44.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:38:44.719 --> 0:38:46.800
<v Speaker 2>God, I'm only thinking Garrison Keeler Garrison.

0:38:47.360 --> 0:38:48.439
<v Speaker 3>That's been done right.

0:38:48.600 --> 0:38:50.200
<v Speaker 2>Also, I think that he got in trouble.

0:38:50.400 --> 0:38:54.240
<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's right. All of these kind of interesting as

0:38:54.239 --> 0:38:57.799
<v Speaker 3>men over sixty. You know, they've all got something going on.

0:38:57.960 --> 0:38:59.560
<v Speaker 4>You know what I want to do it? Also as

0:38:59.560 --> 0:39:01.440
<v Speaker 4>a friend of as a friend of mine is Anne Kim.

0:39:01.760 --> 0:39:04.200
<v Speaker 4>She's a chef from Minnesota. She was on I don't

0:39:04.200 --> 0:39:06.719
<v Speaker 4>know if you ever go look at chef's table or

0:39:07.600 --> 0:39:08.040
<v Speaker 4>watch it.

0:39:10.360 --> 0:39:14.040
<v Speaker 3>I've been looking at TV so in the night, looking

0:39:14.040 --> 0:39:17.719
<v Speaker 3>at television. Oh so does she have a restaurant in Minnesota?

0:39:17.840 --> 0:39:19.920
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she has a few, and she she's a pizza

0:39:19.960 --> 0:39:22.719
<v Speaker 4>one but she's a James Beard Award where Anyway, I thought, oh,

0:39:22.800 --> 0:39:24.600
<v Speaker 4>I'll just make one for Anne, But I don't know

0:39:24.640 --> 0:39:25.720
<v Speaker 4>if Anne would like one.

0:39:25.560 --> 0:39:27.160
<v Speaker 3>Either, I know. And then you start getting into some

0:39:27.239 --> 0:39:30.080
<v Speaker 3>territory where like is it going to affect the relationship?

0:39:30.640 --> 0:39:33.040
<v Speaker 4>Yes, like maybe my friend they start to feel weird

0:39:33.080 --> 0:39:34.040
<v Speaker 4>about each other. Y.

0:39:34.280 --> 0:39:35.880
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I don't feel weird, but I hope.

0:39:35.680 --> 0:39:39.480
<v Speaker 3>That you you feel weird. You definitely feel weird. Your

0:39:39.520 --> 0:39:42.759
<v Speaker 3>friend has crossed a boundary in a way that's going

0:39:42.800 --> 0:39:49.760
<v Speaker 3>to ruin this friendship. I guarantee it. And Kim okay,

0:39:49.840 --> 0:39:52.120
<v Speaker 3>but yeah, Jessicat when you get into personal it gets

0:39:52.160 --> 0:39:54.840
<v Speaker 3>a little tricky, Yes, And I can't think of a

0:39:54.880 --> 0:39:56.600
<v Speaker 3>single person from Minnesota.

0:39:56.719 --> 0:40:03.239
<v Speaker 4>Oh, Coen Brothers, Judy Garland, Garland, Paul Westerberg, all of

0:40:03.280 --> 0:40:05.080
<v Speaker 4>who's whoskerd.

0:40:07.120 --> 0:40:09.160
<v Speaker 3>That's a great one'd be thrilled.

0:40:09.680 --> 0:40:12.760
<v Speaker 2>Frank Sinatra, No.

0:40:12.080 --> 0:40:17.360
<v Speaker 3>Frank Sat from Minnesota's gonna say, what what a fraud?

0:40:19.960 --> 0:40:23.040
<v Speaker 3>That would be thinking? What how did I fall for that?

0:40:23.600 --> 0:40:29.320
<v Speaker 2>Joe Phi, Robert DeNiro mean.

0:40:30.800 --> 0:40:39.200
<v Speaker 3>The Queen of England. Well, I'm going to start brainstorming

0:40:39.200 --> 0:40:41.680
<v Speaker 3>people for you to make out of seed. I'll send

0:40:41.719 --> 0:40:43.040
<v Speaker 3>you a list of people.

0:40:43.680 --> 0:40:46.360
<v Speaker 2>Love that, because love that I need ideas.

0:40:46.520 --> 0:40:48.719
<v Speaker 3>We've got to get somebody to get you. Is this

0:40:48.800 --> 0:40:51.319
<v Speaker 3>the like the typical size? It's like basically.

0:40:51.200 --> 0:40:54.240
<v Speaker 2>No, you could. You can as big as as small

0:40:54.239 --> 0:40:54.680
<v Speaker 2>as you.

0:40:55.239 --> 0:40:57.400
<v Speaker 3>But as far as you as like, have you made

0:40:57.400 --> 0:40:57.879
<v Speaker 3>a bigger one.

0:40:57.840 --> 0:41:00.480
<v Speaker 2>Than bigger than that? I think that's a smlest one

0:41:00.480 --> 0:41:03.280
<v Speaker 2>I've made. Oh interesting, Yeah, that's the most petite.

0:41:03.320 --> 0:41:04.439
<v Speaker 3>What's the largest?

0:41:05.800 --> 0:41:07.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what our size is?

0:41:07.200 --> 0:41:09.840
<v Speaker 3>I guess agree that's I ask myself that all the time.

0:41:10.840 --> 0:41:12.759
<v Speaker 3>No spatial reasoning skills whatsoever.

0:41:12.920 --> 0:41:15.560
<v Speaker 2>No, So somewhere between three feet and ten feet.

0:41:15.400 --> 0:41:25.440
<v Speaker 3>High, fifty miles okay, so but you've made like a large.

0:41:25.280 --> 0:41:27.919
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, the Al Franklin was pretty large.

0:41:27.960 --> 0:41:28.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, what a shame?

0:41:29.160 --> 0:41:30.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what a shame.

0:41:30.719 --> 0:41:32.840
<v Speaker 3>Where do we stand with Al Frankin at this point?

0:41:33.040 --> 0:41:35.120
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, people love him again.

0:41:34.960 --> 0:41:38.600
<v Speaker 4>And I I but he but people are like, oh,

0:41:38.640 --> 0:41:42.360
<v Speaker 4>he just made a joke about somebody's you know he

0:41:42.400 --> 0:41:45.920
<v Speaker 4>did that that picture right. It wasn't just that I

0:41:46.000 --> 0:41:48.040
<v Speaker 4>tried to kiss someone in a podcast. Like if I had,

0:41:48.080 --> 0:41:51.480
<v Speaker 4>like tried to kiss you, can you imagine how much.

0:41:51.600 --> 0:41:54.240
<v Speaker 3>How much anything goes? And I said, no, guess Maria's

0:41:54.320 --> 0:41:57.080
<v Speaker 3>coming towards me, like I'm backing away.

0:41:57.160 --> 0:41:59.040
<v Speaker 2>It was it was a radio show, but somebody was

0:41:59.080 --> 0:42:01.840
<v Speaker 2>interviewing you my face? What and he tried to kiss her?

0:42:02.080 --> 0:42:04.839
<v Speaker 3>What? What is going on in a brain about it? Like?

0:42:04.920 --> 0:42:05.200
<v Speaker 2>What?

0:42:05.880 --> 0:42:06.040
<v Speaker 6>Oh?

0:42:06.080 --> 0:42:09.040
<v Speaker 3>God? Like I get what sort of brain is that

0:42:09.040 --> 0:42:11.040
<v Speaker 3>that thinks this is okay, this is the time I

0:42:11.160 --> 0:42:11.640
<v Speaker 3>do this.

0:42:12.239 --> 0:42:14.040
<v Speaker 2>I actually also now I remember it.

0:42:14.080 --> 0:42:16.000
<v Speaker 4>I had a I have a friend that used to

0:42:16.000 --> 0:42:18.960
<v Speaker 4>work in the Senate and I was visiting my friend

0:42:19.000 --> 0:42:23.440
<v Speaker 4>Jeremiah in DC and all these all these senators were

0:42:23.440 --> 0:42:24.880
<v Speaker 4>coming out and it was sort of exciting, and they

0:42:24.880 --> 0:42:26.480
<v Speaker 4>were all getting into their fancy black cars, and I

0:42:26.520 --> 0:42:28.160
<v Speaker 4>was like, wow, this is fucked up, like.

0:42:28.360 --> 0:42:30.239
<v Speaker 2>Our country is backed up. All these guys are.

0:42:30.719 --> 0:42:35.439
<v Speaker 4>Millionaires, but I appreciated. He came out and his wife

0:42:35.520 --> 0:42:38.560
<v Speaker 4>picked him up. Okay, but he was waiting there.

0:42:39.360 --> 0:42:41.640
<v Speaker 2>And at that time I was waiting for my friend

0:42:41.880 --> 0:42:43.600
<v Speaker 2>and I saw him. I was very excited. There was

0:42:43.640 --> 0:42:46.240
<v Speaker 2>also a gentleman there screaming about abortion.

0:42:46.520 --> 0:42:51.960
<v Speaker 5>Oh interest and like a crazy person, I'm sure as.

0:42:51.360 --> 0:42:54.000
<v Speaker 2>El Franken sort of toddled over to me and I

0:42:54.160 --> 0:42:59.520
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh my god, I'm and I he said hello.

0:43:00.239 --> 0:43:02.160
<v Speaker 4>I was just a little weird in itself, but maybe

0:43:02.200 --> 0:43:05.759
<v Speaker 4>you know, and I said I'm sorry. He was like

0:43:05.960 --> 0:43:07.520
<v Speaker 4>he pointed to the guy and I was like, I'm

0:43:07.520 --> 0:43:08.560
<v Speaker 4>sorry about my dad.

0:43:08.880 --> 0:43:11.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh, and he did it.

0:43:11.480 --> 0:43:14.040
<v Speaker 4>Well, see you don't think it's funny either. He didn't

0:43:14.040 --> 0:43:16.440
<v Speaker 4>think it's funny either, and he was like ah, and

0:43:16.480 --> 0:43:18.120
<v Speaker 4>then he wandered away from me again.

0:43:18.400 --> 0:43:22.560
<v Speaker 3>Al did al did y? What a bizarre interaction. What.

0:43:24.880 --> 0:43:28.319
<v Speaker 2>I tried to make a joke and Al was freaked out.

0:43:28.760 --> 0:43:31.560
<v Speaker 3>Oh you said sorry about my dad? Ye oh, okay,

0:43:31.600 --> 0:43:33.279
<v Speaker 3>now see now this is funny. I was like, what

0:43:33.400 --> 0:43:36.120
<v Speaker 3>is Al Franklin talking? Saying that to you. It was like,

0:43:36.200 --> 0:43:37.799
<v Speaker 3>this makes zero sense.

0:43:37.640 --> 0:43:43.560
<v Speaker 4>So it's obviously not a good jokes, and you broke

0:43:43.600 --> 0:43:45.880
<v Speaker 4>it to me and Al agreed with you.

0:43:45.920 --> 0:43:48.360
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no no. I was thinking, why was like,

0:43:48.360 --> 0:43:48.920
<v Speaker 3>I got get.

0:43:48.800 --> 0:43:50.120
<v Speaker 2>Away from this crazy late.

0:43:50.120 --> 0:43:53.120
<v Speaker 4>There's two great there's someone yelling at about abortion and

0:43:53.160 --> 0:43:54.040
<v Speaker 4>then a lady.

0:43:53.960 --> 0:43:55.280
<v Speaker 3>Tried a perfect joke.

0:43:55.680 --> 0:43:57.880
<v Speaker 2>A perfect joke anyway.

0:43:57.440 --> 0:44:00.359
<v Speaker 3>That makes sense. But for Al Franken to be saying

0:44:00.360 --> 0:44:02.240
<v Speaker 3>that to you is like the hoops. I was jumping

0:44:02.239 --> 0:44:03.200
<v Speaker 3>through my brain to make that.

0:44:03.239 --> 0:44:05.439
<v Speaker 2>I didn't tell that story very well, but I will

0:44:05.440 --> 0:44:08.040
<v Speaker 2>say something. I do like that he got into like

0:44:08.239 --> 0:44:11.239
<v Speaker 2>uh you know CRV right. I mean, he truly was

0:44:11.280 --> 0:44:12.080
<v Speaker 2>the only person.

0:44:12.280 --> 0:44:14.279
<v Speaker 3>His wife is like not aware that he's trying to

0:44:14.360 --> 0:44:17.160
<v Speaker 3>kiss people on podcasts. She's like, here, honey, I'm here

0:44:17.200 --> 0:44:19.400
<v Speaker 3>to pick you up to take you to a podcast

0:44:19.440 --> 0:44:23.319
<v Speaker 3>appearance where you're going to kiss somebody. I don't like it.

0:44:23.520 --> 0:44:26.200
<v Speaker 3>I don't like it, and he doesn't laugh at your Actually.

0:44:28.360 --> 0:44:32.480
<v Speaker 2>I'll ask, I'll ask permission, and then I will do it.

0:44:34.239 --> 0:44:36.360
<v Speaker 3>I need every guest on this podcast from now on.

0:44:36.480 --> 0:44:37.400
<v Speaker 3>This is what happens.

0:44:39.239 --> 0:44:49.839
<v Speaker 2>Please still gives and kissing gives our tongue.

0:44:43.600 --> 0:44:52.880
<v Speaker 3>I said, no gifts and please ask before you kiss me.

0:44:53.000 --> 0:44:55.520
<v Speaker 3>That's a nice title for a podcast, Yes, it is,

0:44:55.800 --> 0:44:58.160
<v Speaker 3>and then we hear people kissing me all the time.

0:44:59.000 --> 0:45:02.680
<v Speaker 3>It's very erotic podcast. Wow, what an interaction you had

0:45:02.719 --> 0:45:05.160
<v Speaker 3>with him? And what does he do for a living now?

0:45:05.560 --> 0:45:07.359
<v Speaker 3>Is he's still writing books? I don't know.

0:45:07.480 --> 0:45:13.200
<v Speaker 4>Actually he's you know, retire, Yeah, he's probably go just

0:45:14.160 --> 0:45:15.280
<v Speaker 4>he probably gives speeches.

0:45:15.560 --> 0:45:17.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh right, right, I mean I don't know. That's a

0:45:18.040 --> 0:45:19.360
<v Speaker 2>cool gas.

0:45:19.120 --> 0:45:20.759
<v Speaker 3>Right, And it doesn't seem like he's one of these

0:45:20.800 --> 0:45:22.879
<v Speaker 3>people who like got canceled and then became a far

0:45:22.960 --> 0:45:27.200
<v Speaker 3>right person just because right. So oh, I can't really

0:45:27.239 --> 0:45:29.399
<v Speaker 3>speak to him at this point other than what we

0:45:29.440 --> 0:45:32.520
<v Speaker 3>know and the fact that he's had a seed portrait. Yes,

0:45:32.960 --> 0:45:35.840
<v Speaker 3>probably not the first and but probably the last.

0:45:35.960 --> 0:45:37.000
<v Speaker 2>Of seed portraits.

0:45:37.160 --> 0:45:38.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's probably gonna get Well, it's.

0:45:38.440 --> 0:45:40.520
<v Speaker 4>So available to my mom's garage. I think rats have

0:45:40.520 --> 0:45:41.520
<v Speaker 4>eaten most of it, but.

0:45:42.719 --> 0:45:45.520
<v Speaker 3>It is perfect arn't for rats. Now, I'm afraid to

0:45:45.560 --> 0:45:45.839
<v Speaker 3>have this.

0:45:45.800 --> 0:45:48.319
<v Speaker 2>In my home. That's why that spider was enjoying it.

0:45:48.400 --> 0:45:54.839
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna spray it with rat poison. I'm terrified. I'm

0:45:54.880 --> 0:45:57.440
<v Speaker 3>absolutely mortified that this is going to be attracting rodents

0:45:57.480 --> 0:45:58.200
<v Speaker 3>any day.

0:45:58.480 --> 0:46:00.760
<v Speaker 2>It's just a a buffet.

0:46:04.040 --> 0:46:06.120
<v Speaker 3>Rat's probably find the sort of eating tacky, you know.

0:46:06.160 --> 0:46:07.480
<v Speaker 3>It's like the sort of thing where you like, go

0:46:07.520 --> 0:46:09.279
<v Speaker 3>to a restaurant it's a cake that looks like a

0:46:09.320 --> 0:46:13.319
<v Speaker 3>shape and you're like, well that's a bad cake. That's

0:46:13.440 --> 0:46:15.720
<v Speaker 3>just like a pile of seeds.

0:46:15.840 --> 0:46:17.880
<v Speaker 2>Fond fond.

0:46:19.239 --> 0:46:22.000
<v Speaker 3>I feel like as a society we're kind of moving

0:46:22.000 --> 0:46:24.759
<v Speaker 3>beyond that, right, I think fondant.

0:46:24.320 --> 0:46:27.880
<v Speaker 2>Fond whatever it is, Yeah, it's not. It doesn't look appetizing.

0:46:27.920 --> 0:46:29.439
<v Speaker 3>We're all on to it where it's just like that's

0:46:29.800 --> 0:46:33.120
<v Speaker 3>sweet plastic. Yes, great job that you made the like

0:46:33.160 --> 0:46:36.320
<v Speaker 3>a thing that looks like a Ferrari cake or whatever.

0:46:37.280 --> 0:46:39.080
<v Speaker 3>But I don't want anything to do with it. Just

0:46:39.080 --> 0:46:43.320
<v Speaker 3>make a nice round cake, yes, or a sheet cake cakes.

0:46:44.320 --> 0:46:46.560
<v Speaker 2>Don't get me started on shee cakes. I mean don't

0:46:46.600 --> 0:46:47.400
<v Speaker 2>because it's boring.

0:46:49.560 --> 0:46:51.120
<v Speaker 3>Well, I think I'm going to try to get into

0:46:51.160 --> 0:46:52.320
<v Speaker 3>seed art. Is it difficult?

0:46:52.760 --> 0:46:52.960
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:46:53.520 --> 0:46:53.839
<v Speaker 3>This one?

0:46:53.880 --> 0:46:54.359
<v Speaker 2>Fourth place?

0:46:54.600 --> 0:46:56.120
<v Speaker 3>Are you an artist outside of this?

0:46:56.880 --> 0:47:00.799
<v Speaker 4>I sometimes paint sometimes, Oh that's lovely, but you know

0:47:00.880 --> 0:47:01.680
<v Speaker 4>I am an actor.

0:47:03.840 --> 0:47:10.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you've heard, but did.

0:47:09.880 --> 0:47:10.800
<v Speaker 3>You go to art school?

0:47:11.239 --> 0:47:13.880
<v Speaker 4>No, no, I went to I actually don't think that

0:47:13.960 --> 0:47:14.719
<v Speaker 4>acting is an art.

0:47:14.800 --> 0:47:20.040
<v Speaker 3>It's like a it's absolutely an art. When everyone else does,

0:47:20.040 --> 0:47:23.399
<v Speaker 3>it's pornography trash. I went.

0:47:23.640 --> 0:47:25.880
<v Speaker 4>I went to acting school, which is like which is

0:47:25.920 --> 0:47:27.200
<v Speaker 4>like refrigerator repair school.

0:47:27.200 --> 0:47:27.680
<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean.

0:47:27.719 --> 0:47:30.880
<v Speaker 2>It's just like you don't learn anything, but you do.

0:47:31.520 --> 0:47:33.960
<v Speaker 3>I don't think so you've made a career out of it.

0:47:34.200 --> 0:47:34.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't.

0:47:35.000 --> 0:47:38.000
<v Speaker 3>And people cherish you, do.

0:47:37.880 --> 0:47:38.560
<v Speaker 2>They thank you?

0:47:38.600 --> 0:47:39.640
<v Speaker 3>I mean I cherish you.

0:47:39.760 --> 0:47:40.600
<v Speaker 2>I cherish you too.

0:47:42.320 --> 0:47:46.440
<v Speaker 3>A whole generation of people in comedy cherish you. I

0:47:46.480 --> 0:47:50.040
<v Speaker 3>think that's true. So acting school, for one, if nothing else,

0:47:50.520 --> 0:47:52.560
<v Speaker 3>thank god, you want to acting school to.

0:47:52.560 --> 0:47:58.640
<v Speaker 2>Be cherished, to be cherished, I mean I didn't feel

0:47:58.640 --> 0:48:00.560
<v Speaker 2>that way. You don't feel cherished. Acting school?

0:48:00.640 --> 0:48:03.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh oh, in acting school was a horrible It was

0:48:03.640 --> 0:48:04.439
<v Speaker 3>just you know, it was.

0:48:04.400 --> 0:48:09.480
<v Speaker 7>It was it was they had cuts, you know, people

0:48:09.480 --> 0:48:11.840
<v Speaker 7>were it was just I don't know if they do

0:48:11.880 --> 0:48:14.799
<v Speaker 7>that still, but they're like, let's break you down right

0:48:15.400 --> 0:48:16.200
<v Speaker 7>to build.

0:48:15.920 --> 0:48:17.719
<v Speaker 3>You up, totally destroy you.

0:48:18.239 --> 0:48:21.759
<v Speaker 2>Acting automatron. I don't know if acting robot.

0:48:21.760 --> 0:48:24.720
<v Speaker 4>I don't know what an automatron is rot, but like yeah,

0:48:24.960 --> 0:48:25.920
<v Speaker 4>but then you get out.

0:48:25.760 --> 0:48:29.120
<v Speaker 2>And you're like, oh, people, people just want you to

0:48:29.160 --> 0:48:32.560
<v Speaker 2>be a character ture version of yourself. That's like what

0:48:32.880 --> 0:48:35.960
<v Speaker 2>you got to get your thing right? I don't know.

0:48:36.160 --> 0:48:38.879
<v Speaker 3>That's mostly what's happening on television. People are just showing

0:48:38.920 --> 0:48:41.840
<v Speaker 3>up and speaking a little bit louder and faster than

0:48:41.880 --> 0:48:46.120
<v Speaker 3>they usually dom hm hm. But I feel like you

0:48:46.160 --> 0:48:47.880
<v Speaker 3>must have what school did you go to?

0:48:48.400 --> 0:48:49.280
<v Speaker 2>Juilliard School?

0:48:49.480 --> 0:48:52.200
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I know. Okay, well look.

0:48:52.000 --> 0:48:58.440
<v Speaker 2>At that, look at that at me, the Juilliard School.

0:48:59.520 --> 0:49:00.400
<v Speaker 3>That's credible.

0:49:00.520 --> 0:49:01.640
<v Speaker 2>It's incredible.

0:49:01.920 --> 0:49:04.839
<v Speaker 3>That is I mean, you must have been thrown out

0:49:04.840 --> 0:49:06.640
<v Speaker 3>of your mind when you were accepted.

0:49:08.200 --> 0:49:10.320
<v Speaker 4>I was because they didn't care about grades and I

0:49:10.360 --> 0:49:11.320
<v Speaker 4>had very bad grades.

0:49:11.440 --> 0:49:13.839
<v Speaker 3>Oh perfect, You had no choice but to.

0:49:13.760 --> 0:49:17.120
<v Speaker 4>Go the way that anyone would be impressed by me.

0:49:17.840 --> 0:49:19.360
<v Speaker 4>Like if I had gone in and great, like they

0:49:19.400 --> 0:49:19.839
<v Speaker 4>didn't care.

0:49:19.960 --> 0:49:23.200
<v Speaker 2>You could I think you had to write an essay.

0:49:23.200 --> 0:49:25.280
<v Speaker 2>But I know someone who got in who their essay

0:49:25.320 --> 0:49:26.200
<v Speaker 2>was just a drawing.

0:49:27.960 --> 0:49:29.600
<v Speaker 3>So you could have done Sea Dart.

0:49:29.960 --> 0:49:32.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh they would have loved it. No, but it was.

0:49:32.760 --> 0:49:35.600
<v Speaker 2>It does have like a name for itself. But it's

0:49:35.640 --> 0:49:37.839
<v Speaker 2>it's not all that. It really isn't.

0:49:37.840 --> 0:49:39.360
<v Speaker 3>They're going to rescind your degree.

0:49:39.440 --> 0:49:43.240
<v Speaker 4>They you know what they I this is nice of them.

0:49:43.040 --> 0:49:46.560
<v Speaker 2>But I I stopped.

0:49:46.920 --> 0:49:49.839
<v Speaker 4>I ran out of money halfway through Juilliard and they

0:49:49.880 --> 0:49:51.280
<v Speaker 4>still let me continue.

0:49:51.400 --> 0:49:51.960
<v Speaker 3>That's amazing.

0:49:52.040 --> 0:49:56.200
<v Speaker 2>But they never gave me my diplomas. I owe them money.

0:49:56.360 --> 0:49:57.959
<v Speaker 3>Oh interesting, I think they.

0:49:57.880 --> 0:49:59.560
<v Speaker 2>Never they but you know what, they never asked for

0:49:59.560 --> 0:50:01.040
<v Speaker 2>it either. I can ask for money.

0:50:01.120 --> 0:50:02.640
<v Speaker 3>It's an interesting bargain to strike.

0:50:02.760 --> 0:50:04.560
<v Speaker 2>I know, it's weird. They have a lot of money.

0:50:04.680 --> 0:50:06.200
<v Speaker 2>I think now you can go for free.

0:50:06.520 --> 0:50:11.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh, everybody, email Juilliard at Juilliard dot com. I'm sure,

0:50:11.880 --> 0:50:16.680
<v Speaker 3>send them a drawing and you're in free ride. Did

0:50:16.719 --> 0:50:17.920
<v Speaker 3>you ever act on the stage.

0:50:18.360 --> 0:50:20.360
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's what I thought I was gonna do, always

0:50:21.680 --> 0:50:24.000
<v Speaker 4>playing Juliet forever and like I was like, oh, I'm

0:50:24.000 --> 0:50:28.120
<v Speaker 4>gonna I had I really was not ambitious. I wanted

0:50:28.160 --> 0:50:30.759
<v Speaker 4>to be like in the course of a Broadway musical.

0:50:30.800 --> 0:50:32.360
<v Speaker 4>That was my big It was just like, that is

0:50:32.400 --> 0:50:35.000
<v Speaker 4>the life for me. But I've never done that.

0:50:35.160 --> 0:50:37.319
<v Speaker 3>So you've never been in a Broadway show.

0:50:37.480 --> 0:50:40.279
<v Speaker 4>I consider that I've done that because I did do

0:50:41.040 --> 0:50:41.879
<v Speaker 4>Shakes from the Park.

0:50:42.360 --> 0:50:44.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, and that is like a version of.

0:50:44.680 --> 0:50:45.839
<v Speaker 3>Broadway right right.

0:50:45.960 --> 0:50:47.520
<v Speaker 2>But maybe I'll still. I mean, I'm not dead yet.

0:50:47.560 --> 0:50:49.279
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, you've got plenty of time, so.

0:50:49.360 --> 0:50:51.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe, yes, I did. I did theater in New

0:50:51.840 --> 0:50:53.080
<v Speaker 2>York for a long time and then.

0:50:53.040 --> 0:50:53.880
<v Speaker 3>Have no idea.

0:50:54.080 --> 0:50:54.279
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:50:55.160 --> 0:51:01.279
<v Speaker 2>Really terrible stuff, really terrible things, horrible. Play.

0:51:02.120 --> 0:51:03.479
<v Speaker 3>Well, I think we should play a game.

0:51:03.680 --> 0:51:05.879
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, I love games so much, I really do.

0:51:05.960 --> 0:51:08.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh incredible. I love to hear that we're gonna play

0:51:08.719 --> 0:51:11.480
<v Speaker 3>a game called Gift or a Curse. But before we

0:51:11.520 --> 0:51:13.160
<v Speaker 3>do that, I need a number between one and ten

0:51:13.200 --> 0:51:13.440
<v Speaker 3>from you.

0:51:13.640 --> 0:51:15.480
<v Speaker 2>Is this gonna be about opinions?

0:51:16.000 --> 0:51:17.080
<v Speaker 3>It's about facts?

0:51:17.280 --> 0:51:17.560
<v Speaker 4>Okay?

0:51:17.560 --> 0:51:19.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh great, Okay, okay, I tell you about it.

0:51:20.480 --> 0:51:23.040
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, you know what, it's none of my business.

0:51:22.800 --> 0:51:25.280
<v Speaker 3>None of your business. Okay, all right, your nose.

0:51:25.800 --> 0:51:27.919
<v Speaker 2>Between ten and twelve, one and twelve.

0:51:28.040 --> 0:51:29.200
<v Speaker 3>Let's do ten and twelve today.

0:51:29.280 --> 0:51:30.640
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I guess eleven.

0:51:33.960 --> 0:51:35.960
<v Speaker 3>Okay, with the number eleven, I have to do some

0:51:36.080 --> 0:51:38.839
<v Speaker 3>light calculating to get our game pieces. So you have

0:51:38.880 --> 0:51:41.320
<v Speaker 3>the mic right now. You can recommend something, promote something,

0:51:41.360 --> 0:51:42.719
<v Speaker 3>do whatever you want. I'll be right.

0:51:42.800 --> 0:51:50.560
<v Speaker 2>No, I have to talk. Oh god, what No? I

0:51:50.600 --> 0:51:51.960
<v Speaker 2>feel so alone right now.

0:51:52.600 --> 0:51:58.560
<v Speaker 4>I don't know what do I recommend? I guess if

0:51:58.560 --> 0:52:01.480
<v Speaker 4>you like cooking. I recom mend the New York Times

0:52:01.600 --> 0:52:05.080
<v Speaker 4>cooking recipes. They have some really good recipes, and every

0:52:05.160 --> 0:52:08.200
<v Speaker 4>time I make one there, I'm boring myself.

0:52:08.280 --> 0:52:11.960
<v Speaker 2>See this is I can't I can't do this. Does

0:52:12.000 --> 0:52:13.759
<v Speaker 2>every please come back to me?

0:52:14.520 --> 0:52:16.759
<v Speaker 3>This is kind of the Juilliard of this podcast, where

0:52:16.760 --> 0:52:18.759
<v Speaker 3>we just absolutely break you down and you have to

0:52:18.840 --> 0:52:24.200
<v Speaker 3>learn to stand on your own. I just I need

0:52:24.239 --> 0:52:27.600
<v Speaker 3>someone to New York Times recipes. They have some They

0:52:27.600 --> 0:52:29.680
<v Speaker 3>have some recipes that are always haunting me. But then

0:52:29.719 --> 0:52:31.080
<v Speaker 3>I click it and it says sign up, and I

0:52:31.080 --> 0:52:31.759
<v Speaker 3>say no, thank you.

0:52:32.360 --> 0:52:34.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh you can have my password. I'll give you my password.

0:52:34.760 --> 0:52:37.440
<v Speaker 2>That's my other gift. And you know what, And I'll

0:52:37.480 --> 0:52:38.719
<v Speaker 2>give you password.

0:52:39.960 --> 0:52:42.799
<v Speaker 3>Using that password and your boring pass, I will become

0:52:42.840 --> 0:52:49.279
<v Speaker 3>Maria Thayer. Watch out Maria that. If you can hear

0:52:49.280 --> 0:52:51.680
<v Speaker 3>the police in the background, they're onto us, onto me.

0:52:53.080 --> 0:52:56.239
<v Speaker 3>Excellent recommendation. What am I going to do? You know

0:52:56.280 --> 0:52:59.799
<v Speaker 3>what I'm going to recommend is the album Green River

0:52:59.840 --> 0:53:02.800
<v Speaker 3>by c CR Credence Cleairwater Revival. Have you heard this album?

0:53:03.000 --> 0:53:04.600
<v Speaker 2>What sing me a song from it?

0:53:04.719 --> 0:53:04.839
<v Speaker 5>Oh?

0:53:04.880 --> 0:53:07.080
<v Speaker 3>I can't sing? Do you know the song? I mean?

0:53:07.400 --> 0:53:12.480
<v Speaker 3>Bad Moon Rising? But bad Moon. Incredible song.

0:53:13.040 --> 0:53:18.080
<v Speaker 2>Low Die, Low Die wrote.

0:53:17.880 --> 0:53:19.040
<v Speaker 3>A song for everyone.

0:53:20.680 --> 0:53:21.960
<v Speaker 2>No, what is it? I don't know. That's time.

0:53:22.040 --> 0:53:25.560
<v Speaker 3>I will not sing a note on this podcast. That'll

0:53:25.560 --> 0:53:28.759
<v Speaker 3>be career ending. Excellent album. I hadn't listened to it

0:53:28.800 --> 0:53:33.719
<v Speaker 3>in years, front to back, incredible, incredible album on at

0:53:33.760 --> 0:53:35.040
<v Speaker 3>least Do you have anything to recommend?

0:53:35.200 --> 0:53:38.359
<v Speaker 2>How dare you make me speak? I know Affle, you

0:53:38.360 --> 0:53:38.680
<v Speaker 2>know what.

0:53:38.719 --> 0:53:41.080
<v Speaker 6>I'm going to recommend that everybody go see Twisters because

0:53:41.080 --> 0:53:43.879
<v Speaker 6>Bridger hated it, so I no, I.

0:53:43.760 --> 0:53:45.800
<v Speaker 3>Did not hate. I thought it was one of the

0:53:45.880 --> 0:53:49.080
<v Speaker 3>dumbest movies I've ever seen, but very fun. Okay, very fun.

0:53:49.120 --> 0:53:50.640
<v Speaker 2>All right, maybe you're not on my shit list.

0:53:50.760 --> 0:53:53.080
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Twisters doesn't make any promise other than being a

0:53:53.160 --> 0:53:55.160
<v Speaker 3>dumb movie about that, and it was very fun.

0:53:55.320 --> 0:53:56.200
<v Speaker 2>It was very fun.

0:53:56.239 --> 0:53:58.400
<v Speaker 6>We need more movies like that to come out in

0:53:58.400 --> 0:53:59.520
<v Speaker 6>the summertime.

0:53:59.080 --> 0:54:02.480
<v Speaker 3>And ultimately it needs the press. It really is. I'm

0:54:02.480 --> 0:54:03.160
<v Speaker 3>sure it's hurting for.

0:54:03.239 --> 0:54:04.560
<v Speaker 2>Mommy, it's so hurting.

0:54:08.400 --> 0:54:11.879
<v Speaker 3>Okay, we've all made recommendations all over the map. It's

0:54:11.880 --> 0:54:14.520
<v Speaker 3>time to play gift or a curse. I'm gonna name

0:54:14.560 --> 0:54:16.680
<v Speaker 3>three things. Yes, you're gonna tell me if there're a

0:54:16.680 --> 0:54:19.920
<v Speaker 3>gift or a curse? And why okay, then I will

0:54:19.960 --> 0:54:22.000
<v Speaker 3>tell you if you're right or wrong, because there are

0:54:22.080 --> 0:54:25.200
<v Speaker 3>correct answers and you can fail. You can get a

0:54:25.239 --> 0:54:27.960
<v Speaker 3>pink ribbon, but you're shooting for a blue ribbon.

0:54:28.080 --> 0:54:28.400
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

0:54:28.840 --> 0:54:29.560
<v Speaker 3>Is that the highest?

0:54:29.600 --> 0:54:31.799
<v Speaker 2>Are you saying that this is a failure? That's what

0:54:31.840 --> 0:54:32.520
<v Speaker 2>you seem like.

0:54:35.520 --> 0:54:39.480
<v Speaker 3>I agree, I know I'm saying that it's just not

0:54:39.600 --> 0:54:42.719
<v Speaker 3>the blue ribbon. This is the pink ribbon, which is

0:54:42.760 --> 0:54:45.520
<v Speaker 3>a gorgeous shade. But we all know the blue ribbon

0:54:45.600 --> 0:54:49.960
<v Speaker 3>is what Wilbur wanted to win in Charlotte's Web, and

0:54:50.040 --> 0:54:53.600
<v Speaker 3>I can't remember how that turned out. For Okay, the

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<v Speaker 3>number one the first thing we're going to be talking

0:54:55.680 --> 0:54:58.200
<v Speaker 3>about today. This is from a listener named Eden. Gift

0:54:58.280 --> 0:55:01.319
<v Speaker 3>or a curse when someone leaves their phone on do

0:55:01.480 --> 0:55:04.040
<v Speaker 3>not disturb one hundred percent of the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Gift?

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<v Speaker 4>Why, Well, it's a boundary and people telling you their

0:55:09.840 --> 0:55:17.440
<v Speaker 4>boundaries is a gift. I love it, and uh yeah,

0:55:17.920 --> 0:55:21.799
<v Speaker 4>I do it. So it's a gift, so very into.

0:55:21.560 --> 0:55:24.560
<v Speaker 3>It knocked it out of the park. You're you're talking

0:55:24.600 --> 0:55:26.759
<v Speaker 3>to the right person with this. I don't think that

0:55:26.880 --> 0:55:28.440
<v Speaker 3>it should even be an option on a phone. I

0:55:28.440 --> 0:55:30.960
<v Speaker 3>think the phone should just that should be the standard

0:55:30.960 --> 0:55:33.000
<v Speaker 3>for the phone where it's never bothering you.

0:55:33.040 --> 0:55:36.960
<v Speaker 2>Ever, that's wonderful, and.

0:55:35.000 --> 0:55:37.680
<v Speaker 3>You know you just go and check in with it, yeah,

0:55:37.760 --> 0:55:40.480
<v Speaker 3>rather than it bothering you. I will frequently leave mine

0:55:40.480 --> 0:55:42.959
<v Speaker 3>non do not disturb for days at a time, which

0:55:42.960 --> 0:55:46.520
<v Speaker 3>gets frustrating for other people in your life. But big deal.

0:55:46.640 --> 0:55:49.239
<v Speaker 2>But the thing is it doesn't mean anything because it does.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it you do you get back to it? Yes,

0:55:53.239 --> 0:55:54.839
<v Speaker 2>you get back to it, right.

0:55:55.239 --> 0:55:56.560
<v Speaker 3>I mean I think when people try to call in

0:55:56.600 --> 0:55:58.359
<v Speaker 3>a sense straight to voicemail, they freak out.

0:55:58.400 --> 0:56:00.480
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes are people calling you one calls?

0:56:00.600 --> 0:56:09.000
<v Speaker 3>My phone is ringing off the hook? You know? No,

0:56:10.000 --> 0:56:12.520
<v Speaker 3>I get about three, I would say, two to three

0:56:12.560 --> 0:56:13.960
<v Speaker 3>phone calls a day. Does that feel?

0:56:14.360 --> 0:56:15.719
<v Speaker 2>That feels very popular to me?

0:56:15.840 --> 0:56:18.000
<v Speaker 3>Actually, that's that? Can't possibly are some of these people?

0:56:18.040 --> 0:56:20.040
<v Speaker 4>I mean, if you count spam calls, I get, you know,

0:56:20.160 --> 0:56:22.959
<v Speaker 4>two to three, but I don't.

0:56:23.640 --> 0:56:25.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I guess I don't get that many phone calls.

0:56:25.360 --> 0:56:28.480
<v Speaker 3>I place phone calls, I think, but it's only family

0:56:28.520 --> 0:56:31.440
<v Speaker 3>members essentially, or very occasionally a friend I'll.

0:56:31.239 --> 0:56:34.320
<v Speaker 2>Call, Yes, yes, me too, But I would.

0:56:34.160 --> 0:56:36.799
<v Speaker 3>Much rather just have an undo not service. Then we're

0:56:36.880 --> 0:56:37.600
<v Speaker 3>on my terms.

0:56:37.719 --> 0:56:41.360
<v Speaker 2>What do you think about a FaceTime? An unplanned FaceTime?

0:56:41.480 --> 0:56:43.600
<v Speaker 3>See this is I mean, we just talked about this

0:56:43.640 --> 0:56:46.080
<v Speaker 3>on the podcast because no we're talking. We talked about

0:56:46.080 --> 0:56:50.200
<v Speaker 3>something adjacent because somebody wrote in asking is it inappropriate

0:56:50.280 --> 0:56:54.480
<v Speaker 3>to just call without texting? And I said, go for it. Yes.

0:56:54.560 --> 0:56:57.440
<v Speaker 2>People sometimes get upset about that, but I think that's great.

0:56:57.600 --> 0:57:02.080
<v Speaker 3>That's fine because you know that's but facetiming there's an expectator.

0:57:02.080 --> 0:57:03.839
<v Speaker 3>You're going to be seeing the person, and you want

0:57:03.880 --> 0:57:06.680
<v Speaker 3>to be mildly prepared to have your face blown up

0:57:06.680 --> 0:57:09.879
<v Speaker 3>on someone's phone. Yes, and that feels weird. I need

0:57:09.920 --> 0:57:12.919
<v Speaker 3>a text? Hey, would you mind? Do you want to FaceTime? Yes? Yeah,

0:57:12.960 --> 0:57:15.960
<v Speaker 3>it's not can I FaceTime? It's not uh I need

0:57:15.960 --> 0:57:17.840
<v Speaker 3>to FaceTime you? It's do you want to FaceTime?

0:57:17.920 --> 0:57:20.520
<v Speaker 2>What if it's your brother or your mom?

0:57:20.880 --> 0:57:24.840
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely not. I need them to in advance say okay,

0:57:24.880 --> 0:57:25.440
<v Speaker 3>what about you.

0:57:26.320 --> 0:57:29.160
<v Speaker 4>I I just won't answer if they FaceTime me and

0:57:29.200 --> 0:57:31.680
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to, but I will my brother. I

0:57:31.720 --> 0:57:35.600
<v Speaker 4>will FaceTime and I know he doesn't like it, so

0:57:35.760 --> 0:57:37.040
<v Speaker 4>I still do it.

0:57:37.240 --> 0:57:38.400
<v Speaker 3>I don't mind FaceTime.

0:57:38.680 --> 0:57:40.600
<v Speaker 2>I say, can I FaceTime?

0:57:40.640 --> 0:57:40.720
<v Speaker 3>You.

0:57:40.760 --> 0:57:42.160
<v Speaker 2>Now he won't.

0:57:42.440 --> 0:57:44.360
<v Speaker 3>Oh so you have to sneak it in.

0:57:44.520 --> 0:57:48.760
<v Speaker 4>Yes, okay, he won't answer me, or he he or

0:57:48.800 --> 0:57:50.760
<v Speaker 4>he'll say he probably would say no.

0:57:50.840 --> 0:57:52.800
<v Speaker 2>I just say, like, I feel like he needs to.

0:57:52.720 --> 0:57:54.960
<v Speaker 3>Be pushed a little bit. Okay, right right.

0:57:54.880 --> 0:57:57.600
<v Speaker 2>I just said I like boundaries, and then I just immediately.

0:57:57.120 --> 0:58:03.960
<v Speaker 3>Said it wor yes, no. I. I guess there's probably

0:58:04.800 --> 0:58:09.080
<v Speaker 3>one my sister, if she facetimes me, I would probably

0:58:09.240 --> 0:58:11.920
<v Speaker 3>if I feel like it's an appropriate time, would I

0:58:11.920 --> 0:58:13.640
<v Speaker 3>answer yes. Most of the time, I'm just like, oh,

0:58:13.640 --> 0:58:15.280
<v Speaker 3>they made a mistake. I'll hang up and they'll call me.

0:58:16.360 --> 0:58:17.960
<v Speaker 3>And then if they FaceTime again, I think, oh, this

0:58:18.000 --> 0:58:19.480
<v Speaker 3>person's a psycho. I'm blocking them.

0:58:20.360 --> 0:58:22.960
<v Speaker 2>It only takes two two times.

0:58:23.120 --> 0:58:26.920
<v Speaker 3>Very short fuse. Okay, so you've gotten one right so far,

0:58:26.960 --> 0:58:29.680
<v Speaker 3>which is incredible. Number two This is from a listener

0:58:29.720 --> 0:58:33.680
<v Speaker 3>named Rachel Gift her a curse talking animals in commercials.

0:58:34.520 --> 0:58:37.840
<v Speaker 2>Gift why because animals?

0:58:41.160 --> 0:58:47.040
<v Speaker 3>That's all you're gonna say about this? More animals, Maria

0:58:47.320 --> 0:58:49.320
<v Speaker 3>wrong curse?

0:58:49.920 --> 0:58:51.919
<v Speaker 2>No why because.

0:58:51.520 --> 0:58:53.240
<v Speaker 3>I love to see an animal in a commercial. But

0:58:53.280 --> 0:58:55.720
<v Speaker 3>the moment they're talking, it's a fake animal. The magic

0:58:55.800 --> 0:58:58.920
<v Speaker 3>is ruined for me. Show me beautiful pictures of dogs running,

0:58:59.040 --> 0:59:01.080
<v Speaker 3>cats eating, Well, don't show me the cat eating the

0:59:01.080 --> 0:59:04.040
<v Speaker 3>wet food. No one wants that. But I love to

0:59:04.040 --> 0:59:05.840
<v Speaker 3>see a real animal and a commercial even doing a

0:59:05.880 --> 0:59:09.880
<v Speaker 3>trick or a stunt. But when their mouth starts moving,

0:59:10.080 --> 0:59:12.280
<v Speaker 3>she's like, what is what am I looking at?

0:59:12.280 --> 0:59:14.120
<v Speaker 2>I think animals should be seen and not heard.

0:59:14.000 --> 0:59:14.920
<v Speaker 3>Seen and not heard.

0:59:15.080 --> 0:59:17.120
<v Speaker 2>That that's wrong.

0:59:17.000 --> 0:59:25.200
<v Speaker 3>Problematic now that people can tell how I vote. No,

0:59:25.400 --> 0:59:26.720
<v Speaker 3>I think it's about it.

0:59:27.360 --> 0:59:28.480
<v Speaker 2>Boundaries me a little bit.

0:59:28.560 --> 0:59:32.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, boundaries crossed when the animal begins to speak, if

0:59:32.280 --> 0:59:35.000
<v Speaker 3>it's barking or meowing, that's okay, although then I start

0:59:35.040 --> 0:59:37.360
<v Speaker 3>to wonder, as a starved animal or are they scaring it?

0:59:38.120 --> 0:59:40.240
<v Speaker 2>I do think that when kids cry and.

0:59:40.280 --> 0:59:44.200
<v Speaker 3>All the weirdest what is that? Yes? Someone recently made

0:59:44.200 --> 0:59:48.000
<v Speaker 3>a good point to me about AI of child actors

0:59:48.040 --> 0:59:50.360
<v Speaker 3>and babies. Let that be AI.

0:59:50.760 --> 0:59:56.480
<v Speaker 4>Okay, I mean, but then slippery slope, yes, and just like, well,

0:59:56.480 --> 0:59:57.840
<v Speaker 4>what makes a baby?

0:59:58.920 --> 1:00:01.080
<v Speaker 2>It's most actors act like baby.

1:00:01.280 --> 1:00:03.840
<v Speaker 3>I love a producer being like he's forty three, he's

1:00:03.880 --> 1:00:14.560
<v Speaker 3>a baby. But yeah, that that was the one time

1:00:14.600 --> 1:00:17.000
<v Speaker 3>when I've been like, oh maybe hmm, maybe I can

1:00:17.040 --> 1:00:19.400
<v Speaker 3>get on boards with computers taking over.

1:00:19.800 --> 1:00:22.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you don't like that Geico lizard.

1:00:23.400 --> 1:00:25.120
<v Speaker 3>I could take him or leave him. My niece had

1:00:25.160 --> 1:00:26.600
<v Speaker 3>a crush on him for a while, which I found

1:00:26.640 --> 1:00:33.120
<v Speaker 3>very cute. So she was in love with the Geico

1:00:33.240 --> 1:00:36.520
<v Speaker 3>gecko that she just lets you I gave. Do you

1:00:36.600 --> 1:00:39.560
<v Speaker 3>know what I think? I like wrote to Geico or something.

1:00:39.600 --> 1:00:41.200
<v Speaker 3>It was like, how do I get a stuff version

1:00:41.240 --> 1:00:43.200
<v Speaker 3>of what's his name? Gordon? Oh?

1:00:43.200 --> 1:00:44.320
<v Speaker 2>I think his name is Gordon.

1:00:44.920 --> 1:00:46.080
<v Speaker 3>I was like, can I get one? And they sent

1:00:46.120 --> 1:00:47.920
<v Speaker 3>me one and it was like the best gift she

1:00:48.120 --> 1:00:48.760
<v Speaker 3>possibly could have.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all so sweet.

1:00:50.480 --> 1:00:52.120
<v Speaker 3>And I should say that she's thirty two.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's a baby. No, this is she was probably

1:00:56.320 --> 1:00:58.680
<v Speaker 3>three and she was obsessed. And what a great choice.

1:00:58.680 --> 1:01:02.520
<v Speaker 3>He's so charming. He tries is a convertible, does work

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<v Speaker 3>for an insurance company? Which is gets dark.

1:01:05.160 --> 1:01:07.200
<v Speaker 2>Now it's it's true. You do like I had a

1:01:07.200 --> 1:01:09.600
<v Speaker 2>crush on the Hefty Smurf.

1:01:10.000 --> 1:01:15.120
<v Speaker 3>Oh, look he was so se his name's Hefty Smurf,

1:01:15.200 --> 1:01:20.240
<v Speaker 3>Hefty Smurf. Let's see here. Of course this guy is

1:01:20.600 --> 1:01:23.680
<v Speaker 3>red Hawk. Again, he's got the little tattoo. And then,

1:01:23.840 --> 1:01:28.040
<v Speaker 3>of course, if we have somebody shirtless. Let's see, but

1:01:28.080 --> 1:01:29.800
<v Speaker 3>aren't all of the smurf is always shirtless?

1:01:31.840 --> 1:01:34.440
<v Speaker 2>I guess so is Papa Smurf somebody.

1:01:36.120 --> 1:01:40.760
<v Speaker 3>I think, let's see here, Papa Smurf. Let's yeah, they're

1:01:40.800 --> 1:01:44.479
<v Speaker 3>all shirtless. All of the Smurfs are pretty good looking.

1:01:44.520 --> 1:01:49.959
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna say they've got that great blue We found

1:01:49.960 --> 1:01:57.120
<v Speaker 3>an erotic Papa Smurf almost immediately absolutely ripped skin tight

1:01:57.200 --> 1:02:01.560
<v Speaker 3>red pants marvelous. Yeah, okay, that was a good choice

1:02:01.600 --> 1:02:04.480
<v Speaker 3>for you to have a crush on. It was more humanoid.

1:02:05.200 --> 1:02:07.120
<v Speaker 6>I just have to let you guys know that Gordon

1:02:07.200 --> 1:02:10.280
<v Speaker 6>Gecko is actually the character from Wall Street played by

1:02:10.800 --> 1:02:11.600
<v Speaker 6>Michael Douglass.

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<v Speaker 3>But did they also name the insurance cart Martin?

1:02:14.560 --> 1:02:16.240
<v Speaker 2>Wait Martin?

1:02:16.600 --> 1:02:20.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, nobody knows. Currently as recording, we are the only

1:02:20.720 --> 1:02:21.920
<v Speaker 3>three people in the world.

1:02:21.640 --> 1:02:22.960
<v Speaker 2>That knows that is Martin.

1:02:24.040 --> 1:02:27.680
<v Speaker 3>Spread the words Martin. No, no, no, no. They had

1:02:27.680 --> 1:02:31.840
<v Speaker 3>the easy joke. There, go for it. I still call

1:02:31.960 --> 1:02:36.560
<v Speaker 3>him Gordon. I don't care. Cancel my insurance Geico, I

1:02:36.600 --> 1:02:42.240
<v Speaker 3>don't care. But ultimately a curse. Talking animals are a

1:02:42.280 --> 1:02:45.160
<v Speaker 3>curse in commercials. So you've gotten one out of two

1:02:45.240 --> 1:02:47.520
<v Speaker 3>so far. Here's your big moment to get at least

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<v Speaker 3>one more point. This is from a listener named Andy.

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<v Speaker 3>Andy has suggested gift her a curse middle aged men

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<v Speaker 3>using a younger generation slang words ironically.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, that is awful, truly awful. I don't get it.

1:03:08.760 --> 1:03:13.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't get how people dude, like are they we're

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<v Speaker 2>our own generation. Just let us be your own generation.

1:03:16.800 --> 1:03:17.000
<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 4>I just read that you that, so I just read

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<v Speaker 4>that younger people don't like invisible socks. They were and

1:03:25.400 --> 1:03:29.000
<v Speaker 4>like then so people are now like wearing right freaking

1:03:29.000 --> 1:03:30.760
<v Speaker 4>out yes, and they're like I gotta.

1:03:30.840 --> 1:03:32.560
<v Speaker 3>She's like, why even disguised?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. I don't like, they're not for you. It's

1:03:36.120 --> 1:03:38.920
<v Speaker 2>not for you. You have other things.

1:03:39.560 --> 1:03:42.360
<v Speaker 3>Also, you have hindsight where you think. I do remember

1:03:42.360 --> 1:03:44.479
<v Speaker 3>a point in my life when that sort of sock

1:03:44.600 --> 1:03:46.880
<v Speaker 3>was popular for children, and then a few years later

1:03:46.880 --> 1:03:48.960
<v Speaker 3>I thought that looks bad. And then you switch to

1:03:49.000 --> 1:03:53.960
<v Speaker 3>a noosu. Yeah suck. You had your long socks, yeah, wherever,

1:03:54.000 --> 1:03:56.960
<v Speaker 3>whatever you want, but don't try to be don't seventeen?

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<v Speaker 2>No, why just why just why why do that? What

1:04:04.360 --> 1:04:04.840
<v Speaker 2>do you think?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's a gift. I'll tell you why.

1:04:09.880 --> 1:04:11.240
<v Speaker 2>I really truly have to go.

1:04:13.000 --> 1:04:15.840
<v Speaker 3>Maria's climbing on top of her motorcycle and driving away,

1:04:16.320 --> 1:04:17.720
<v Speaker 3>firing her gun into the air.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, what.

1:04:21.800 --> 1:04:25.439
<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you exactly why. I will tell you exactly why.

1:04:25.480 --> 1:04:27.960
<v Speaker 3>This is a gift. Of course it's mortifying. Of course

1:04:27.960 --> 1:04:32.640
<v Speaker 3>it's humiliating. Of course it's unacceptable. But it is such

1:04:32.680 --> 1:04:35.440
<v Speaker 3>a beautiful sign that the word is dead. It's the

1:04:35.480 --> 1:04:37.640
<v Speaker 3>graveyard for the word once it comes out of the

1:04:37.640 --> 1:04:40.320
<v Speaker 3>lips of a middle aged man trying to either ironically

1:04:40.440 --> 1:04:44.360
<v Speaker 3>or purposefully use it. The word we all know. Well,

1:04:44.400 --> 1:04:46.800
<v Speaker 3>the word's done. You can say goodbye to that word,

1:04:47.200 --> 1:04:49.760
<v Speaker 3>shuffle it off, and the youth can start thinking of

1:04:49.760 --> 1:04:50.640
<v Speaker 3>their new words again.

1:04:50.880 --> 1:04:54.080
<v Speaker 2>I have a counterpoint to that, which is I think

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<v Speaker 2>words go by too quickly.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh interest, well, we don't get to save her words

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<v Speaker 4>enough before the middle aged me to ruin them for like,

1:05:03.200 --> 1:05:07.320
<v Speaker 4>let's just you know, I can't think of any because I.

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<v Speaker 3>The one I'm thinking of currently. Well, first of all,

1:05:10.640 --> 1:05:12.520
<v Speaker 3>I think that the Internet is to blame for that,

1:05:12.560 --> 1:05:15.240
<v Speaker 3>because we all have access to all of the things immediately,

1:05:15.480 --> 1:05:17.280
<v Speaker 3>so the middle aged men can hop right on board

1:05:17.320 --> 1:05:20.200
<v Speaker 3>and start using the words. But you know, that's just

1:05:20.320 --> 1:05:22.240
<v Speaker 3>the cycle. At this point, We've just got to keep

1:05:22.320 --> 1:05:24.320
<v Speaker 3>thinking of new things. But the current one that's being

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<v Speaker 3>all over the news is brat. Have you heard this?

1:05:28.480 --> 1:05:30.520
<v Speaker 3>We're seeing every news anchor trying to figure out what

1:05:30.560 --> 1:05:34.920
<v Speaker 3>bratt means. I mean, I'm sure Charlie XCX is freaking

1:05:34.960 --> 1:05:38.920
<v Speaker 3>out happiness. No, I'm sure. Well, maybe it's like, oh,

1:05:38.920 --> 1:05:42.080
<v Speaker 3>finally here's a little cash, but it's like, now my

1:05:42.120 --> 1:05:46.200
<v Speaker 3>word has been ruined by the Channel nine news by

1:05:46.400 --> 1:05:49.160
<v Speaker 3>four six year olds saying brat over and over and

1:05:49.200 --> 1:05:52.760
<v Speaker 3>over again, trying to figure out what green means. But

1:05:55.920 --> 1:05:56.720
<v Speaker 3>it means bratt.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I didn't know. Maybe there's more too.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, ask Chuck, but uh, Bratt has been

1:06:05.760 --> 1:06:09.880
<v Speaker 3>kind of it has been very powerful, Yes, I mean,

1:06:10.040 --> 1:06:13.520
<v Speaker 3>I mean it's really boosted the campaign, although it makes

1:06:13.560 --> 1:06:16.320
<v Speaker 3>me wonder, is now Taylor Swift going to say, well,

1:06:16.440 --> 1:06:18.760
<v Speaker 3>because Tamala is so on board with Charlie, can I

1:06:18.800 --> 1:06:22.400
<v Speaker 3>not touch this? Because I'm jealous? And everyone's saying, what's

1:06:22.440 --> 1:06:25.760
<v Speaker 3>Taylor Swift going to do? The politics of pop music

1:06:25.800 --> 1:06:27.080
<v Speaker 3>are fascinating.

1:06:26.720 --> 1:06:29.720
<v Speaker 2>God that question. Honestly, I'm getting sick to my stomach.

1:06:29.880 --> 1:06:31.680
<v Speaker 2>I just like don't. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, well, only time will tell, Only time will tell.

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<v Speaker 4>Just like I don't know. Yeah, I just don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't what is happening.

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<v Speaker 3>I need you to speak to this moment, Maria.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't. I can't. It's very person like me.

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<v Speaker 3>You know exactly what's going on. You're very shrewd. But

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<v Speaker 3>know who knows?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? No, I yes, no, yes, no. I did see

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<v Speaker 2>that newscast A Bratt. That's how I was. I was

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<v Speaker 2>cued into Bratt. Actually, I was like, I've even passed

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<v Speaker 2>those people.

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<v Speaker 3>Had you heard of Charlie XC action? But Brat was

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<v Speaker 3>it was in your bones? Yeah? I guess it was absolutely.

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<v Speaker 3>Had you enjoyed the songs?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean no, I don't. I didn't know them. I

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<v Speaker 2>now I have enjoyed them. I mean, but I still

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<v Speaker 2>but I still I've listened to them. I enjoyed the dances.

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<v Speaker 2>I do enjoy a.

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<v Speaker 3>Good bread dance. But I mean I can't say. I

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<v Speaker 3>mean the fact that I just said that is I've

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<v Speaker 3>now killed the word.

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<v Speaker 2>But do you know about that dance?

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<v Speaker 3>Of course? Of course, I mean again, the dance has

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<v Speaker 3>been the internet, sex everything. It's like a little It's

1:07:49.160 --> 1:07:50.960
<v Speaker 3>truly like there's a chicken nugget on the ground and

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<v Speaker 3>every fly in the world lands on it. At once.

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<v Speaker 3>Things get eaten up and snapped away from us.

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<v Speaker 6>Please let me teach it to you. I will teach you.

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<v Speaker 6>I will, absolutely, and then that will be the effect.

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<v Speaker 6>Then you'll have to prove that this is actually.

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<v Speaker 3>There is no chance to me too. Absolutely absolutely, this

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<v Speaker 3>is gonna air in a month before are gonna be

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<v Speaker 3>looking us suing the Apple Dance in a month we prove.

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<v Speaker 2>That it's actually a gift. There you go, the.

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<v Speaker 3>Fact that I'm trapped on audio being absolutely blackmailed by

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<v Speaker 3>my producer. This is disgusting. I don't even know where

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<v Speaker 3>to go from here.

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<v Speaker 2>No, there's nowhere to go.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'm sweating, I'm nauseous. I would have rather woken

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<v Speaker 3>up at four am. Well, you got one out of three, which.

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<v Speaker 2>It's true I got. In my mind, I got three.

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<v Speaker 3>Out of three, and that's all that really matters. You're

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<v Speaker 3>you're wearing whatever type of socks you want? Yes, exactly, Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 3>decently played. This is the final segment of the podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>It's called I said no emails people write into I

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<v Speaker 3>said gifts at gmail dot com. You know, it's hard

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<v Speaker 3>to not say they're begging for answers. Okay, they're absolutely begging.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you help me answer a question?

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<v Speaker 2>Of course.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, let's get into the doc. This says, hello, Bridger

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<v Speaker 3>and thoughtful guest. That's very nice. I think that's very true.

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<v Speaker 3>You've proven over and over this is I've been happily

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<v Speaker 3>divorced since twenty nineteen. Well, that remains to be seen.

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<v Speaker 3>Since then, I have exchanged gifts and well wishes with

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<v Speaker 3>my former mother in law for birthdays and Christmas. This

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<v Speaker 3>past Christmas, I sent my children to their grandparents' house

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<v Speaker 3>with our chosen gift lo and behold, no gift was returned. Nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>She didn't even reach out. Now, I didn't say no gifts.

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<v Speaker 3>I have gotten them for the past several years and

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<v Speaker 3>was utterly hurt to be frozen out. I at least

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<v Speaker 3>expected a card, as I had been part of the

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<v Speaker 3>family for over eighteen years. Nothing for my birthday either,

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<v Speaker 3>not even a text. Mother in law's birthday is coming up.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm conflicted on if I should send a card, do

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<v Speaker 3>a gift, or ignore it altogether. I'm leaning towards just

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<v Speaker 3>breaking free from that entire family. But what does Bridger

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<v Speaker 3>etiquette say? Giftless in Tennessee? Serenity, and that's from Brianna

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<v Speaker 3>or Brianna.

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<v Speaker 2>So if I understand, she got divorced in twenty nineteen,

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<v Speaker 2>right before the pandemic.

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<v Speaker 4>Perfect, perfect, and then she has been giving her mother

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<v Speaker 4>in law, former mother in law.

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<v Speaker 2>Gifts until last year.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, so this has been going on for a while, Okay, right,

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<v Speaker 4>and this is the first year that she has not.

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<v Speaker 5>Received a gift or a thank you card, nothing at all? Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>dead silence, got it? Absolute just darkness. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 5>think we should just put the obvious out that the

1:10:41.600 --> 1:10:47.920
<v Speaker 5>mother in law died. That feels like a clear How else,

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, how are any of us supposed to know

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<v Speaker 5>if this woman's alive. There were all these signs of

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<v Speaker 5>life up until a very distinct point, and now Brianna's

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<v Speaker 5>children might be keeping a secret from her.

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<v Speaker 2>Ayah, they went to Grandma's load to bear.

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<v Speaker 3>I know we all have Grandma's dead. We can't tell mom,

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<v Speaker 3>and we have to let mom just keep sending her gifts,

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<v Speaker 3>which is torturing the ex husband. The ex husband feels

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<v Speaker 3>like he's been taunted by this ex wife gifts. So

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<v Speaker 3>that's one thing that could have and most likely happened.

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<v Speaker 3>Number Two, there's a new wife in the picture.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, I didn't even think of.

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<v Speaker 3>Daughter in law who has kind of become the Spengali

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<v Speaker 3>of the mother and his brainwash her until the gift

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<v Speaker 3>exchange is happening there and Brionna's vanished.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, but maybe that wouldn't the kids tell the.

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<v Speaker 3>The Oh well again, maybe the kids are keeping a secret.

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<v Speaker 2>These kids are incredible.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe the kids are falling in love with new step mom. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>and they don't. They're so conflicted.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, they want to be the gifts.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, they're thinking of ditching Brionn all together.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure that's not true, Brianna.

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<v Speaker 3>But you never know, Brianna, think about that right before

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<v Speaker 3>you go to bed. And then the third option is

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<v Speaker 3>this mother in law is ungrateful and horrible. So what

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<v Speaker 3>do you do with the final option when your mother

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<v Speaker 3>and ex. Let's okay, and again, let's say, Brianna, you

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<v Speaker 3>keep calling your mother in law. Brianna's a little delusional

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<v Speaker 3>at this point. No longer X it's an ex mother

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<v Speaker 3>in law. But eighteen years, eighteen years, but you're not

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<v Speaker 3>so calling your husband, your husband, Brianna, or if you are,

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<v Speaker 3>then we'd need to that's another email X. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 3>you know at some point I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm taking this very seriously.

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<v Speaker 3>As you should. So what should she do?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, we don't have all the information.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't.

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<v Speaker 2>She hasn't either.

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<v Speaker 3>She left to have so many crucial details. Drive by

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<v Speaker 3>your house before you send the email. Check the obituaries.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, there's a lot of reasons why she Maybe she

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<v Speaker 4>feels maybe the mother in law feels weird about them

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<v Speaker 4>still being in touch. Right, she's crazy, they'll be if

1:13:07.800 --> 1:13:10.560
<v Speaker 4>there's if the kids are still right, maybe there is

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<v Speaker 4>another voice in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe the ex is dating somebody, and but as.

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<v Speaker 4>Somebody who I have a family member that is a

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<v Speaker 4>family member, and I always give her gifts and she

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<v Speaker 4>never gives me gifts. And I don't even know if

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<v Speaker 4>she even gets them. I send them because and then

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<v Speaker 4>and then, so like last Christmas, I gave her something

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<v Speaker 4>and then a few months ago she sent me a

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<v Speaker 4>picture of her using.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, so she is getting them.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's getting them, but she's not thinking me or anything.

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<v Speaker 2>But do you know what, sure it just if you

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<v Speaker 2>want to give a gift.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why it's a gift. Yes, you can't expect anything. No,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not an exhame.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes, And if you want to give I think

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<v Speaker 4>it's lovely if she wants to keep her children's grandmother

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<v Speaker 4>in her life, right and if that include its gift giving.

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<v Speaker 4>But if it's healthier for her to like she's never

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<v Speaker 4>to not to not have that relationship with her ex

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<v Speaker 4>mother in law.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, she's gonna have a relationship with her because

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<v Speaker 2>she she's.

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<v Speaker 3>There, no matter right, at some point they're going to

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<v Speaker 3>cross paths.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's I took it seriously.

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<v Speaker 3>And what do you think I think? I mean, I

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<v Speaker 3>think that's very healthy. I do think that there's a

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<v Speaker 3>chance that the mother in law has do not disturb

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<v Speaker 3>on her phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Which you always already said yes, yes.

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<v Speaker 3>So maybe Brionna needs to also turn it on on

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<v Speaker 3>her phone and then continue sending gifts be you know,

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<v Speaker 3>you just it's nice to have the edge as a

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<v Speaker 3>better person, continue to show off how good of a

1:14:44.120 --> 1:14:46.080
<v Speaker 3>person you are. And this mother in law.

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<v Speaker 2>That was the underlying thing of what I was saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually that's what actually was.

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<v Speaker 4>I pretended like it was just like be a good person.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's like, be a good person, so I will.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, So the new lady in the husband's life knows

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<v Speaker 3>how great you are, how everybody just looks at you

1:15:04.160 --> 1:15:06.600
<v Speaker 3>as this kind of eternal sunshine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you were unfazed. You also have so much money

1:15:10.160 --> 1:15:11.599
<v Speaker 2>that you're like, you're generous.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you've got it all, thoughtful guests, you're the thoughtful personn.

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<v Speaker 3>Ex exactly, Brianna. You don't want people to think things

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<v Speaker 3>are going wrong, and the first way to let things

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<v Speaker 3>people know things are going wrong is to stop giving gifts. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>so actually get progressively more expensive gifts, even if it

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<v Speaker 3>ruins you, because if she's not dead already.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you're gonna guilt this lady into an early gests.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll kill her soon enough. Yes, Brianna, Oh, don't right

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<v Speaker 3>back in. Okay, we answered it perfectly. We probably solved

1:15:51.120 --> 1:15:54.200
<v Speaker 3>a lot of issues in that family. Yes, who knows.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe there's a rekindling of love, there's you know, children

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<v Speaker 3>revealing secrets. There's no telling what this podcast can do. Oh, Maria,

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<v Speaker 3>I have this beautiful piece of art. I have a

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<v Speaker 3>prize winning piece of art. True, this is the first

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<v Speaker 3>award winning piece of art I've gotten this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Am I going to be able to tour the to

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<v Speaker 2>see the other.

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<v Speaker 3>I can show you the other art so exciting. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll bring it out. We've gotten a few pieces that

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<v Speaker 3>are all lovely. I've had such a wonderful time with

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<v Speaker 3>you here today. Thank you for extremely boring. I know

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<v Speaker 3>I'm exhausted. I know we're gonna have to cut this

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<v Speaker 3>down to about three minutes of audio. Thank you for

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<v Speaker 3>being here. My pleasure listener podcast is screeching to a halt,

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<v Speaker 3>Go do something else. I love you, goodbye. I said,

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<v Speaker 3>No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced by

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<v Speaker 3>our dear friend on Aalise Nelson, and it's beautifully mixed

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<v Speaker 3>by Ben Holliday. And we couldn't do it without our

1:16:59.040 --> 1:17:03.479
<v Speaker 3>guest booker, Patrick Cottner. The theme song, of course, could

1:17:03.520 --> 1:17:07.479
<v Speaker 3>only come from a miracle worker, Amy Mann. You must

1:17:07.479 --> 1:17:10.400
<v Speaker 3>follow the show on Instagram. At I said no Gifts,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to hear any excuses. That's where you

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<v Speaker 3>get to see pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting.

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<v Speaker 3>And don't you want to see pictures of the gifts?

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<v Speaker 1>And I invited you hear thought a man myself perfectly clear.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're a guest to me, you gotta come to

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<v Speaker 1>me empty. And I said, no gifts, your presences presents enough,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm already too much stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>So how do you dare to survey me?