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Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 2: But you're a guess to my home.

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Speaker 1: You gotta come to me empty, And I said, no guests.

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Speaker 1: Your own presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff, So.

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Speaker 2: How do you dare to surbey me?

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Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm pretter Winegarl. We're

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Speaker 3: in the backyard. What's happening. It's Saturday morning. I've been

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Speaker 3: to target the big target. The upper level of the

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Speaker 3: just keep that in mind. That's the big target. What

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Speaker 3: else is? Oh? Actually there's there is an announcement I

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Speaker 3: need to make. I got a text this morning. It says, hello, Lucy,

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Speaker 3: please cancel my yoga class next week. I'm Eileen. Thank you. So,

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Speaker 3: if you're Lucy or II Leen, work that out between yourselves.

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Speaker 3: If that's a spam, it's an incredible attempt. I mean

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Speaker 3: it's actually probably the most likely to get me of

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Speaker 3: any type of spam. Lucy and I Leen all my

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Speaker 3: love to you and your yoga. Oh, let's get into

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Speaker 3: the podcast. I love today's guest. It's Maria Thayer. Maria, Yes, welcome, welcome.

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Speaker 2: To I said, no, Gi, thank you for having me.

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Speaker 3: Oh really, of course, very happy to be here. How

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Speaker 3: could I not have you?

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Speaker 2: Good point?

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Speaker 3: You just told me as we were walking in. Yes,

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Speaker 3: I mean you were devastatingly late. Let's just get that

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Speaker 4: It wouldn't make the pot yet. I did say I

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Speaker 3: You show up on a Lisa and I are in

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Speaker 3: a fight over how late you are. It was a big,

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Speaker 3: big problem for us. I'm sweating on a Lisa's sweating

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Speaker 4: I am coming from Montana. I meant to come here.

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Speaker 4: It's a long story. And as I also said, I'm

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Speaker 3: So we're gonna circle back to you being boring. Let

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Speaker 2: Who could say boring? I could say boring, You could

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Speaker 3: Say a Lisa's a nice new troll on Alas has

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Speaker 4: I my family's in Montana and I tried to get

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Speaker 4: on passes. My mom was a flight attendant for many years.

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Speaker 4: Oh incredible, So I always can fly.

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Speaker 2: It cost me.

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Speaker 4: It's very cheap to fly, but I'm always the last

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Speaker 2: Anyway, I got my mother up.

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Speaker 4: All the flights were booked yesterday, but the one that's

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Speaker 4: Myself on that flight and I overslept, and my ninety

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Speaker 4: I know the different airports like JFK you have to

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Speaker 4: So I got to the airport in Billings, Montana thirty

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Speaker 4: I thought, well, they told me it was late, and

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Speaker 2: Oh Burbank, Oh Burbank. I mean, what a dream Burbank is?

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Speaker 3: Oh, Earth, heaven on Earth it is.

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Speaker 2: It's InCred of all Burbank, Burbank. Yeah, it's incredible.

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Speaker 4: And I was flying into Burbank actually, so I was

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Speaker 4: No one whatever, say what is this pocket knife? Billy's Montana, Billy.

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Speaker 4: They always they took my pocket knife twice, and so

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Speaker 2: All that, and then I went Oh, I went home.

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Speaker 3: Oh, no, same lady. Has you changed her attitude?

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Speaker 2: No, she did it.

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Speaker 4: I smiled at her, but I made sure that I

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Speaker 3: I will tell you the truth. Well, she knew that

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Speaker 3: So the initial one was your mom just idling outside

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Speaker 3: Oh so you were able to get some more sleep. Yes,

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Speaker 3: that's all that I care about.

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Speaker 2: Yes, no, me too. That's really How much sleep do

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Speaker 3: I get roughly eight to nine hours?

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Speaker 2: But we live so close to Burbank. We get eight

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Speaker 3: True? Truly, that's true. I have to I need to

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Speaker 2: So what do you do when you have like a

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Speaker 3: Everyone's my enemy. So what about you? Are you okay?

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Speaker 4: No, I'm lovely, of course you No, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I think I am lovely because I just have to be.

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Speaker 4: I'm just like, I'm having enough guts to be a jerk, like.

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Speaker 3: Either do I. But that's that's how bad it is

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Speaker 4: Do you when you have to get up at like

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Speaker 2: Did do you? Can you go to sleep at a

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Speaker 3: No, Yeah, it's like I'm still going to bed at midnight,

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Speaker 4: And knowing that you have to get up makes me

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Speaker 3: To get up anyway of course.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, as well stay up the rest of my life getting.

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Speaker 3: Up, I'll be you awake for two straight weeks and

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Speaker 3: die and that'll be the end of it for me. Wow.

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Speaker 3: So you were but you were on a flight this

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Speaker 3: morning and you were at the Billings airport at what

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Speaker 3: five am?

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Speaker 2: No, that would have been too late.

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Speaker 4: I'm not quite there. And so that I had to

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Speaker 2: So then she's always just like a.

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Speaker 3: Oh a menace.

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Speaker 2: She's a menace.

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Speaker 3: She's like stopped obeying the rules from exactly.

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Speaker 2: It's what they dog traders call it, titled.

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Speaker 3: Oh it's very entitled. Yes, a temporary entitle. Yes, you'll

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Speaker 3: You were using it for vandalism. Your life is a vandal.

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Speaker 2: Works you find once you have one You're like, how

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Speaker 3: Was it like a Swiss army knife did have a

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Speaker 2: It was very small. It was like, you know, an

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Speaker 4: But I'm like someone that like my dad is a

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Speaker 4: I had a twenty two and then I had a

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Speaker 2: And then so to keep myself to keep carjackers away.

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Speaker 3: How many carjackers did you keep away? Never?

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Speaker 2: Never, not a single one?

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Speaker 3: Killed fifty carjackers.

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Speaker 4: And then when I when I when I got into

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Speaker 2: What a little one shot Darringer.

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Speaker 3: That is incredible.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, none of these guns made it anywhere. Like they didn't.

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Speaker 2: I didn't.

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Speaker 3: You didn't. It didn't get to New York. No.

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Speaker 4: I mean I think that the I think I'm not

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Speaker 4: That I think if you don't have a registered your

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Speaker 2: It's like a year in prison minimum. Like, I would

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Speaker 3: There's nothing in the world I want more than for

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Speaker 2: Don't put that out there.

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Speaker 3: Incredible thing for you.

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Speaker 2: What a career movie.

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Speaker 3: A one shot so it just has one bullet in it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to be like, somebody's got to be

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Speaker 2: very close. It's for rape. Oh, I mean, not to rape.

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Speaker 4: Someone to if someone's got to be close enough that

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry that I brought up rapes And that's such

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Speaker 2: a beautiful morning. I won't I do that again. Guns, guns, knives,

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Speaker 2: This is incredible.

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Speaker 3: It's called the darringer, darringer.

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Speaker 4: You never heard that daringer like the like you know,

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about? Do you know what

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Speaker 3: I actually am not the way I'm tracking. This is

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Speaker 4: Gun related because it's like a A is a foreskin? Yes, no,

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Speaker 4: that's not that's not Oh and I brought up foreskin?

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Speaker 2: Gangsters? Oil?

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Speaker 3: Oh? A gangster's foreskin. Every gangster's foreskin carries a denger.

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Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. Okay, is showing us a Derringer, which

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Speaker 2: I just meant like, no, that's that's mine.

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Speaker 2: This is incredible.

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Speaker 3: You have to carry it. Just don't have a bullet

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Speaker 3: Oh No, so that has been used for murder. Someone's

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Speaker 3: been killed with your pink derringer. How do you feel?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. People's people mostly stabbed. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Uh, you know, that's their business.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how you want to murder someone as your business?

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to be nosey and poke around. How

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Speaker 4: There's the down from my dad's house. There used to

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Speaker 3: I guess, I'm sure.

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Speaker 4: And we once left the door unlocked, and I guess

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Speaker 2: They just stole. They everyone at that point.

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Speaker 4: A lot of there was my we I had some

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Speaker 2: And this story is crazy.

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Speaker 4: But anyway, when we came back, people had like someone

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and the money. The weapons of the money, we

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Speaker 3: They got into the vault. Where are you from, Utah?

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Speaker 3: Tracking I mean, I've been to Montana, I've been to Wyoming,

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Speaker 4: I was in Utah this morning. You had to stop

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Speaker 3: What because this airport actually has gone a lot of

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Speaker 2: Oh really interesting.

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Speaker 4: Well the food is fantastic, a lot of food and

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Speaker 3: What what did you eat? Well?

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Speaker 2: Nothing today?

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Speaker 4: But uh, usually they have some place that they just

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Speaker 2: It's like lemonade, but it's in Utah.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay.

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Speaker 2: But they you know, they have uh I don't know.

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Speaker 4: They had a BF Chang's.

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Speaker 3: Is that a BF Changs?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Well, they had a BF Chang.

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Speaker 3: That's the knockoff. I believe that would be in the

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Speaker 4: But it doesn't it doesn't have those smoking vegetable bules.

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Speaker 2: It does remember those.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course those were those little like terrariums

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Speaker 3: It's such a bizarre We're putting.

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Speaker 3: The weirdest possible. What airline are you flying into Salt Lake?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 2: Oh I don't, I don't. I never leave the airport.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're just popping in, popping out. So I think

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Speaker 2: It is just it is just a straight line.

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Speaker 3: Yeah right.

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Speaker 4: It doesn't seem like it used to be like terminal

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Speaker 3: I don't know, no, this now it just feels like

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Speaker 2: It's probably good.

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Speaker 4: For people that have shops there because they're like, everyone

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Speaker 3: Shop A lot of yeah, a lot. When you're working retail,

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Speaker 3: No one's going in those stores. Yes, yeah, but salt

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's what I Yes.

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Speaker 4: Salt Lake City is also my like nightmare airport in

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Speaker 3: For how long?

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Speaker 2: For like five days? Ah, and I it was it

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Speaker 4: Was going to Montana and this is I was going

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Speaker 2: I only cold flight night.

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Speaker 4: So I flew into cet Lake City, got stuck there.

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Speaker 4: They canceled the flight and so I got stuck there.

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Speaker 2: But called postmates and it would take like an hour

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Speaker 3: Just some airport?

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00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:16,639
Speaker 2: Hotel port hotel?

451
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,920
Speaker 3: Oh? Five days of that is prison.

452
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:19,959
Speaker 2: It was prison.

453
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:20,480
Speaker 3: Wow?

454
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,640
Speaker 2: But whatever, you know, I got eight hours of sleep,

455
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:26,480
Speaker 2: So what could you know? And Burbank still existed, so you.

456
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:29,400
Speaker 3: Knew everything continued to exist, you know. Yeah, and you've

457
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,520
Speaker 3: got a story out of it for a podcast? What

458
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:32,280
Speaker 3: more could you ask for?

459
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:37,720
Speaker 2: Story? But sure I could. I should these a little work,

460
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:43,240
Speaker 2: but workshop. Yeah.

461
00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:45,439
Speaker 3: Do you think that the Billings Airport security is so

462
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,920
Speaker 3: strong because of the unibomber? Do you think that because

463
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,160
Speaker 3: isn't that where he was living?

464
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:53,240
Speaker 4: Yes, he was living. He uh, he's from Montana. Ted

465
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:56,359
Speaker 4: Kazinski should say his name, he doesn't, but he uh.

466
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,240
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe they're like, we don't want another ten.

467
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,359
Speaker 2: People are probably mixed on if they like him or not.

468
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,919
Speaker 3: There Oh, that's true, because he did have there was

469
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,960
Speaker 3: some of that manifesto was kind of like, if you

470
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:12,720
Speaker 3: lean far right enough or whatever into enough conspiracies, you

471
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:13,720
Speaker 3: can get on board with Ted.

472
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,240
Speaker 4: It's crazy that the New York isn't in the New

473
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:17,879
Speaker 4: York Times published manifesto.

474
00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:22,040
Speaker 5: That's insane, But we're all better for it.

475
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,040
Speaker 3: We all learned some importance.

476
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 2: It's really screwed up.

477
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:31,160
Speaker 3: He got published.

478
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 2: He got published on the front page of the Time.

479
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,800
Speaker 3: I don't I can't speak to you, but I have

480
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:39,120
Speaker 3: never been published in the Times either. Maybe we need

481
00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:47,159
Speaker 3: to move to Montana getting some more interesting ideas. He died.

482
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,640
Speaker 3: I think he died recently, all.

483
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 2: Right, But but in prison, Yes, yes.

484
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,359
Speaker 3: Caught him, They trapped him.

485
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 4: Yes, his brother I think turned him and noticed that

486
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,720
Speaker 4: his language sounded like, oh, that sounds like my my brother.

487
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,959
Speaker 3: Can you imagine reading that and being like, hmm, this guy.

488
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 3: I've gotten letters like this before. Wow, what a betrayal

489
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 3: it is?

490
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,920
Speaker 4: It is there There are also you. You run into

491
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,200
Speaker 4: a lot of Ted Kazinski's in Montana. You know, they're

492
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:20,320
Speaker 4: they're rapid, there's isolation. They're not like probably Harvard I

493
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 4: think he was like Harvard educated, am I education or something?

494
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 3: Right? He was like highly intelligent, right, but just yeah,

495
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 3: an we.

496
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 2: Say that though they always say like like that.

497
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:34,399
Speaker 4: Guy from Ida home a Moscow, Idaho.

498
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,359
Speaker 2: You know, the guy who killed the ladies and the

499
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,160
Speaker 2: man in the in the college.

500
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 3: Oh, that's pretty recent. Yeah, he was supposed to be.

501
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,720
Speaker 2: Like he's so smart. Fun seem that smart.

502
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,879
Speaker 3: I mean he's like he was like, what was his plan?

503
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,680
Speaker 2: Yeah he didn't not that.

504
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,960
Speaker 3: It's just a smart nerd. That was mad.

505
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,359
Speaker 2: I don't who know, who knows.

506
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,160
Speaker 3: And then he got caught. He drove to Pennsylvania or something, right,

507
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:57,720
Speaker 3: he got.

508
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,919
Speaker 2: Caught for doing like everything. I mean, it's hard to

509
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,400
Speaker 2: murder people nowadays.

510
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,360
Speaker 3: You can't murder anyone anymore.

511
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 2: No, you can't.

512
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 3: Well, I think I think we do need to talk

513
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:16,199
Speaker 3: about something else. Okay, there's something I do need to

514
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 3: speak to you about. Unfortunately, I was looking forward to

515
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 3: having you here on the podcast today, despite you telling

516
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,160
Speaker 3: me over and over I'm boring, I'm boring, I'm boring.

517
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,680
Speaker 3: So far I'm giving you like a fifty out of ten.

518
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,399
Speaker 3: I mean all sorts of you.

519
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 2: We see, that's no past.

520
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:36,919
Speaker 3: No, that's a D fifty out of ten. Now you

521
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:42,880
Speaker 3: get an f. No, you were five hundred percent. You're

522
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 3: you're killing it. I mean, we're finding out about the

523
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 3: pocket knife, trying to sneaking pocket knives onto planes, guns,

524
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:55,200
Speaker 3: I mean, life of crime, methadics, stealing, curling irons. All

525
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 3: of our other guests are failures at this point. But

526
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,119
Speaker 3: you know, I was looking forward to having your here today.

527
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,879
Speaker 3: I was really excited to talk to you.

528
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 2: I was excited to talk to you too.

529
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,199
Speaker 3: So I was a little surprised, because, of course the

530
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 3: podcast is called I said no gifts. I was a

531
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 3: little thrown when you came kind of skipping into my

532
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:20,000
Speaker 3: backyard holding what could not be more clearly a gift,

533
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,360
Speaker 3: beautifully wrapped.

534
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 2: Is beautifully wrapped.

535
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:26,160
Speaker 4: I'm going to need that garbage that garbage bag back. Actually,

536
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:27,960
Speaker 4: I don't like wasting a garbage bag.

537
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 3: I'm giving. I'm making sure you take that home with you. Well,

538
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 3: shall I open this gift here on the podcast? You okay? So,

539
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 3: as you mentioned, it is just it's gorgeously wrapped in

540
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 3: a garbage bag, beautiful, obviously new garbage bag. I'm going

541
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 3: to reach it.

542
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 2: It smell the garbage book bag smells good, doesn't it.

543
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 3: No, it's lightly scented, lightly scented. It's not like a

544
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,399
Speaker 3: gross scent where it's not fruit or something. It's just

545
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 3: kind of lightly perfumed. Is that on purpose?

546
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 2: I asked the garbage bag company get in touch.

547
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm pulling this out, pulling Oh now there's another bag.

548
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 3: Oh I love this bag too. It's a blue bag

549
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:10,680
Speaker 3: that says youth dynamic.

550
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 2: You can keep that bag.

551
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 3: I'm through it. Where did this come from?

552
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:14,400
Speaker 2: I don't know.

553
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 3: Incredible youth dynamics.

554
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 2: This is my new bags, cobwebs on it. Thank you

555
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 2: for not mentioning that.

556
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:28,919
Speaker 3: Okay, whoa, Oh my god? What weight? I mean? I'm

557
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,440
Speaker 3: beyond baffled at what I'm looking at. Okay, so it's

558
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 3: like to describe what I'm looking at. It's a wood.

559
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 3: It's a piece of wood with a spider currently crawling

560
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:39,359
Speaker 3: on it. Now, let's just take a look at that spider.

561
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,200
Speaker 3: I'm gonna try to get it.

562
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 2: Does it does?

563
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:46,639
Speaker 3: So, there is a spider. I don't even know what

564
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,440
Speaker 3: to do with it. Should I release it to the garden.

565
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 3: I'll blow it away so it doesn't die. It'll find

566
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:57,159
Speaker 3: its way somewhere. Welcome to the backyard. Okay. So it's

567
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 3: a piece of wood with a piece of styrofoam tape

568
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 3: to it, and then it it seems to be some

569
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 3: sort of state fair project. Yes, okay, and then okay,

570
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 3: this is okay, So this piece has fallen off. This

571
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 3: is Maria thay or Billings, Montana, out of state. Oh

572
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 3: and there's also a it appears there's this is your

573
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:18,199
Speaker 3: boarding past?

574
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:18,639
Speaker 2: Yes?

575
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 3: Is that today's boarding past?

576
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,959
Speaker 2: So that's from another fight, but you can have that.

577
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 3: Where were you headed this time? I've still saw like

578
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 3: the city somewhere. Okay, So we'll keep this. I'll try

579
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:31,880
Speaker 3: to kind of farm some information from this and take

580
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 3: advantage of your life. Okay. So again it says Maria

581
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 3: fay Billings, Montana, out of state, class twenty one, out

582
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,160
Speaker 3: of state resident. Okay, so you flew in from LA

583
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 3: to try to win a prize at the state fair?

584
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 3: Is that what I'm seeing?

585
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 4: So yes, I there, this is the At the Minnesota

586
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 4: State Fair. There is something called crop art, and I

587
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 4: frequently compete.

588
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 2: And this is my last year's entry.

589
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 3: Okay. Now tell me about this piece of art, because

590
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 3: there's this another thing.

591
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 4: Do you think that that this is the this is

592
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:07,120
Speaker 4: the art? Do you think this is the art. Yes, No,

593
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,360
Speaker 4: you have to open this more.

594
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 5: Oh oh my god, Oh my god, I'm going to

595
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 5: take a picture of what I thought was.

596
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,640
Speaker 2: The art than me thinking.

597
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 3: I assume this is how oh my god, it felt

598
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 3: very outsider art. We'll just say that it felt to

599
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 3: say there.

600
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:26,200
Speaker 2: Is this Alma guard.

601
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 4: I thought, first of all, you're so generous, like this

602
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 4: is hideous.

603
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 2: And if you you.

604
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 4: That, you were immediately like get out of my backyard.

605
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 2: Just shows that you are a wonderful person.

606
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 3: Like really truly, I was trying to make sense of.

607
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 2: This human being in a wonderful host.

608
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 5: No, that's not that art folk artist, you know. Okay,

609
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 5: So I need to open this, Yes you do? Okay,

610
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 5: So I mean right now, it's like a piece of

611
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 5: syrophone with a piece of I'm going to tell you.

612
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 2: Can I tell you this before before?

613
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: Are you o? Bit?

614
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 4: So I try to do this every year. I don't

615
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 4: do it every year because I love the Minnesota State Fair.

616
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 4: I used to live in Minnesota.

617
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 3: Okay, oh okay, And now let me just clarify because

618
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 3: I kept thinking you're saying Minnesota. You're from Billings, Montana.

619
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 3: Clarify this.

620
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 2: So it's very hard for me to like, do any

621
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 2: you know, finish a project. My best friend.

622
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 4: Is loves the subject of this, of this thing, and

623
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 4: so I was like, I'm going to make you a

624
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 4: thing of your of.

625
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 2: Your fair person.

626
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 3: Oh sure, sure.

627
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 2: So I send her.

628
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 4: Pictures and she was always like, you know, and I

629
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 4: could tell you she just wasn't like into it right

630
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 4: and it's not really her style.

631
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 3: You know.

632
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 2: Her house is like animal print and like and this

633
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 2: is like, this is the thing. So when I was

634
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 2: thinking about this podcast, I was like, what, what what

635
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 2: can I.

636
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 4: Bring that will be So I was like, maybe i'll

637
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 4: you know, she hasn't she has it's but a year

638
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,120
Speaker 4: and she hasn't mentioned it.

639
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 2: So I texted her yesterday I said, Hey, I'm gonna

640
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 2: can I bring this this podcast? Never heard from her?

641
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 3: What is that even supposed to me?

642
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 4: I think it just means that she doesn't want it,

643
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 4: and she doesn't want to say I don't want it.

644
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 3: Well, this person needs to start speaking up for herself anyway.

645
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 2: Anyway, open it.

646
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna open it up. Okay, and let's say

647
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 3: you did win fourth prize.

648
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 2: I did it in my category.

649
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm peeling the tape off here, and does this

650
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 3: other thing taped to it have anything to do or

651
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 3: is it just the medium? This was?

652
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 4: In order to compete, you had to tell what seed

653
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 4: you used.

654
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, that's incredible. So you're using all kinds of

655
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 3: celery seed, flax seed, something called al car.

656
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 2: Yes, that's a yes.

657
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,719
Speaker 4: I had to go to a seed like emporium Wow

658
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:51,959
Speaker 4: in Montana to get that.

659
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 3: Roughly like nine different things.

660
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 4: You don't use, you used, you can use illegal seeds,

661
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 4: and then you get docked.

662
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 3: Oh have done interesting? You're allowed to but acknowledge technology.

663
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 2: Cheatah.

664
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a good idea for any competition. Feel free

665
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 3: to cheat, but you will lose. Okay, let's let's see

666
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 3: if this is trying to be careful here. Oh my god,

667
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 3: it says murder. It's Angela Lansberry made it entirely out

668
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 3: of seeds, and it says murder seed rote how your

669
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,479
Speaker 3: friend has horrible taste.

670
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 5: Your friend's a loser. Make sure I'm going to fight

671
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 5: fight with her. I'm attacking her. She's low character, low taste,

672
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 5: and low character.

673
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 3: This is beautiful. This one fourth prize?

674
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, out of five?

675
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 3: What one? Number one?

676
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 2: Somewhere some piece of trash. I don't remember. This is

677
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 2: not very I don't think that this is very good. Actually,

678
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 2: are you talking better than this? This is she looks

679
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 2: a little I don't know.

680
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 3: I think that this is gorgeous. She's holding a magnifying glass.

681
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 3: She's out to find out who killed, and you've got

682
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 3: her hair perfect. It looks I mean, I wouldn't even

683
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 3: need the murder Seed wrote to know that that was

684
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 3: Angela Lansback.

685
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 2: I just thought it was hilarious joke.

686
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 3: It's a great joke.

687
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 2: I co would think instead of she I turned into seed.

688
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 3: You know, really, how long did this takes a make.

689
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 4: I don't know, not too long, maybe ten fifteen hours,

690
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 4: I don't know.

691
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 3: Okay, over the course of several weeks. Yeah, and okay, So,

692
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 3: how like, I'm so curious how this sort of thing

693
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 3: even comes together? Do you draw her? Do you like

694
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 3: print out a picture and just cover it with seeds?

695
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 3: How does this hand?

696
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 4: I think I printed out a picture and then I

697
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 4: painted it, and then I covered it with seeds.

698
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 2: And there's different ways. There's there's a lady what's her name,

699
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 2: Lillian Colton. She's the seed Queen of Minnesota. Okay, she's dead.

700
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 3: Okay, Lillian consider think about it.

701
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 2: But anyway, she her portraits. She does beautiful portraits with seeds. Okay,

702
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 2: so she has a way of doing it where that's

703
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 2: what I was gonna say.

704
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 4: That technique is that you put a bunch of Elmer's

705
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 4: glue and you use a toothpick and you just go

706
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 4: from Elmer's glue, pick up a seed and then put

707
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 4: it on by one.

708
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 2: One by one. But I don't do that. That's why

709
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 2: I only get fourth place. I just dumped the seeds

710
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 2: on with some glue. I mean these I did, but

711
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 2: like a lot of these. I just like this. Dump

712
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,719
Speaker 2: dump dump dump.

713
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 3: You know, there are certain areas where it's just such

714
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 3: a giant space that doesn't need a lot of details.

715
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 2: Lily and probably wouldn't would would not dumb.

716
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 3: She'd be serious with this, Yes she would be.

717
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 4: But when you're competing out of state, there's not many

718
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 4: weirdos that send in their seed art.

719
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 3: So you do mail this to them.

720
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mail it.

721
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 3: You have to don't go, I go.

722
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 2: They have to get it before the fair starts. So

723
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 2: you mail it to them with also postage to get

724
00:33:59,600 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 2: it back.

725
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 3: Okay, self address stamped envelope.

726
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 2: Yes, stam do envelope.

727
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 4: And then so I went to the fair this time

728
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:10,280
Speaker 4: to see it in person, okay, and to like stand

729
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 4: next to it and tell people this is mine, right,

730
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:14,280
Speaker 4: And then.

731
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 3: There's your moment. Yes you needed the spotlight at the

732
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 3: Minnesota sat.

733
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 2: It's sad, but it's it's incredible, so true and uh yeah,

734
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 2: so that's that's what happened.

735
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 3: So how did the fair? How did you become aware

736
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 3: of the fair? What was the first time you read?

737
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 4: I was also grew up in Minnesota, Okay, so I

738
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 4: would go to the state fair and then I just,

739
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 4: I don't know, I just started loving the crop art.

740
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:43,439
Speaker 4: I tried to buy one of Lilian's pictures of Tom

741
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 4: Selleck one. Oh oh it's so good, but she refused

742
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:48,359
Speaker 4: to sell.

743
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 3: Wow, and she really has some standards, she really does.

744
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 3: She's doing it clearly for the seed.

745
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 2: Yes, there's a book called The Seed Queen about her.

746
00:34:56,719 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 3: Oh, you look very confused. You're not sure if it

747
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 3: just sounded dirty queen? Sure that it was seeking? Yeah,

748
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 3: I mean it's not the perfect title. A Crop Queen

749
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 3: could have done just as well, truly, but truly thing.

750
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,359
Speaker 4: Yes, So I didn't do one this year, but I've

751
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 4: done one the last couple of years. I did a

752
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 4: Colombo one for my brother.

753
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 3: Oh fantastic. Do you only do murder mystery?

754
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,400
Speaker 2: No, I just recently.

755
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 4: I'll just do for people I love, even if they

756
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 4: don't want it, I will make something for them because

757
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 4: then I will finish it.

758
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 3: What a lovely gift. Did your brother appreciate it? He did?

759
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 3: He framed his Okay, So again, when we talk about

760
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 3: your friend, I would just think about her where she

761
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 3: stands in your life. She's no friend of mine.

762
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 2: My brother's more aesthetically like me.

763
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,239
Speaker 3: Okay, and your friend, I.

764
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 2: Don't even know what you're asthetic is?

765
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 3: This might this is perfect, this is my this is

766
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 3: going in the I said no gifts gallery. What was

767
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 3: the first one you ever did?

768
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 2: What did I do? I did Eisenhower? Wow? No, I

769
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 2: did a walter Mondale. I think I did a walter

770
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 2: Mondale because Minnesota. I want to win right now. Yeah,

771
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 2: you're only wait per place in my life that I'm competitive.

772
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 3: Actually, tell you the truth, it's a healthy place to

773
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 3: be competitive. I think I've.

774
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 2: Never gotten the blue. But I often they want you

775
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 2: to do something.

776
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 4: It's like a kitchy, very liberal section of the popcast.

777
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:32,839
Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay, so if you.

778
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,839
Speaker 4: Want to do if like you know a Minnesota politician,

779
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:40,439
Speaker 4: I did, Al Franken, Okay, sure, that was my best one.

780
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 2: That was This is pre right.

781
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 3: I was gonna ask what point in history was al?

782
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,240
Speaker 2: You know, Al didn't want his either.

783
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 3: Oh. Interesting, Well, I mean that was an early red flag.

784
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:58,800
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say, you know whatever, Al, But.

785
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 2: But that album was the best one I did.

786
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 3: It was the best one. Yeah. What prize did you win?

787
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 2: Third? Third?

788
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 4: Yeah?

789
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 2: That one? I had illegal seeds?

790
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 3: Oh what was the illegal seed rice? What other illegal

791
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:10,879
Speaker 3: seeds are they?

792
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 2: I guess any seed that doesn't grow in Minnesota is illegal.

793
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:18,839
Speaker 3: Okay, and but this one that we're currently looking looking

794
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 3: at is all legal, I think.

795
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:20,359
Speaker 5: So.

796
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 2: Yeah. I did not use any poppy seeds. That's also

797
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:23,720
Speaker 2: a minus.

798
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:24,320
Speaker 3: Okay.

799
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 4: Yeah.

800
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 3: What have been some of the big winners of the

801
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 3: past years. Do you can you remember any.

802
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 2: There was a beautiful Lincoln Boring, very boring. They have

803
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,240
Speaker 2: prizes for everything.

804
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,880
Speaker 4: It's it's there's like you can cover a shoe and

805
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 4: that's like with seeds, and that's like in a different category.

806
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 2: Okay, there's best scarecrows.

807
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 3: Scarecrow is made of seed.

808
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,359
Speaker 2: No, this is, but it's in the same building. It's

809
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 2: the cop art building. You really should go.

810
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 3: All of your listeners incredible, but let's all go. Somebody

811
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 3: should be making I mean, pause the podcast and begin

812
00:37:55,760 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 3: making one of me. Right now. We'll hold a bridge

813
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 3: fair and we'll judge all of the different seed versions

814
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 3: of me.

815
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:03,800
Speaker 2: You amazing.

816
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,240
Speaker 3: If I don't see one within the next six months,

817
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 3: I'm canceling the podcast. I will blame every listener, and

818
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 3: then I'll blame you the chain of blame. Well, this

819
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 3: is such a beautiful hobby. And do you think you'll

820
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 3: do one this coming year?

821
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 2: No, I don't.

822
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 4: I would have to really throw it together because I

823
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 4: think they're due in two weeks or something. Oh okay,

824
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 4: for this current year, I could, yes, but I don't

825
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 4: have an idea.

826
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:34,359
Speaker 2: No ideas well.

827
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:38,399
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty five, yes, sort thinking now all for sure?

828
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 2: Do one for twenty twenty five?

829
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 3: Who were some famous people from Minnesota but fun.

830
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:43,879
Speaker 2: Who were fine?

831
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 3: Yeah?

832
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:46,800
Speaker 2: God, I'm only thinking Garrison Keeler Garrison.

833
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,439
Speaker 3: That's been done right.

834
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 2: Also, I think that he got in trouble.

835
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:54,240
Speaker 3: Oh, that's right. All of these kind of interesting as

836
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 3: men over sixty. You know, they've all got something going on.

837
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 4: You know what I want to do it? Also as

838
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 4: a friend of as a friend of mine is Anne Kim.

839
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 4: She's a chef from Minnesota. She was on I don't

840
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 4: know if you ever go look at chef's table or

841
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 4: watch it.

842
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 3: I've been looking at TV so in the night, looking

843
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 3: at television. Oh so does she have a restaurant in Minnesota?

844
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, she has a few, and she she's a pizza

845
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 4: one but she's a James Beard Award where Anyway, I thought, oh,

846
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 4: I'll just make one for Anne, But I don't know

847
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:25,720
Speaker 4: if Anne would like one.

848
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 3: Either, I know. And then you start getting into some

849
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 3: territory where like is it going to affect the relationship?

850
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 4: Yes, like maybe my friend they start to feel weird

851
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 4: about each other. Y.

852
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't feel weird, but I hope.

853
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 3: That you you feel weird. You definitely feel weird. Your

854
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 3: friend has crossed a boundary in a way that's going

855
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:49,760
Speaker 3: to ruin this friendship. I guarantee it. And Kim okay,

856
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 3: but yeah, Jessicat when you get into personal it gets

857
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,840
Speaker 3: a little tricky, Yes, And I can't think of a

858
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 3: single person from Minnesota.

859
00:39:56,719 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 4: Oh, Coen Brothers, Judy Garland, Garland, Paul Westerberg, all of

860
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 4: who's whoskerd.

861
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 3: That's a great one'd be thrilled.

862
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,760
Speaker 2: Frank Sinatra, No.

863
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 3: Frank Sat from Minnesota's gonna say, what what a fraud?

864
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 3: That would be thinking? What how did I fall for that?

865
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:29,320
Speaker 2: Joe Phi, Robert DeNiro mean.

866
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 3: The Queen of England. Well, I'm going to start brainstorming

867
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 3: people for you to make out of seed. I'll send

868
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 3: you a list of people.

869
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 2: Love that, because love that I need ideas.

870
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 3: We've got to get somebody to get you. Is this

871
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 3: the like the typical size? It's like basically.

872
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:54,240
Speaker 2: No, you could. You can as big as as small

873
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 2: as you.

874
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 3: But as far as you as like, have you made

875
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:57,879
Speaker 3: a bigger one.

876
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 2: Than bigger than that? I think that's a smlest one

877
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,280
Speaker 2: I've made. Oh interesting, Yeah, that's the most petite.

878
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,439
Speaker 3: What's the largest?

879
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 2: I don't know what our size is?

880
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 3: I guess agree that's I ask myself that all the time.

881
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,759
Speaker 3: No spatial reasoning skills whatsoever.

882
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 2: No, So somewhere between three feet and ten feet.

883
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:25,440
Speaker 3: High, fifty miles okay, so but you've made like a large.

884
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,919
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, the Al Franklin was pretty large.

885
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:28,880
Speaker 3: Oh okay, what a shame?

886
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:30,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, what a shame.

887
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 3: Where do we stand with Al Frankin at this point?

888
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 2: Well, you know, people love him again.

889
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 4: And I I but he but people are like, oh,

890
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,360
Speaker 4: he just made a joke about somebody's you know he

891
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 4: did that that picture right. It wasn't just that I

892
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 4: tried to kiss someone in a podcast. Like if I had,

893
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 4: like tried to kiss you, can you imagine how much.

894
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:54,240
Speaker 3: How much anything goes? And I said, no, guess Maria's

895
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 3: coming towards me, like I'm backing away.

896
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 2: It was it was a radio show, but somebody was

897
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,840
Speaker 2: interviewing you my face? What and he tried to kiss her?

898
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,839
Speaker 3: What? What is going on in a brain about it? Like?

899
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 2: What?

900
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 6: Oh?

901
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 3: God? Like I get what sort of brain is that

902
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 3: that thinks this is okay, this is the time I

903
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 3: do this.

904
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 2: I actually also now I remember it.

905
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 4: I had a I have a friend that used to

906
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 4: work in the Senate and I was visiting my friend

907
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 4: Jeremiah in DC and all these all these senators were

908
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 4: coming out and it was sort of exciting, and they

909
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 4: were all getting into their fancy black cars, and I

910
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 4: was like, wow, this is fucked up, like.

911
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 2: Our country is backed up. All these guys are.

912
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:35,439
Speaker 4: Millionaires, but I appreciated. He came out and his wife

913
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 4: picked him up. Okay, but he was waiting there.

914
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 2: And at that time I was waiting for my friend

915
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 2: and I saw him. I was very excited. There was

916
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:46,240
Speaker 2: also a gentleman there screaming about abortion.

917
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 5: Oh interest and like a crazy person, I'm sure as.

918
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 2: El Franken sort of toddled over to me and I

919
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, I'm and I he said hello.

920
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 4: I was just a little weird in itself, but maybe

921
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 4: you know, and I said I'm sorry. He was like

922
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 4: he pointed to the guy and I was like, I'm

923
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 4: sorry about my dad.

924
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,319
Speaker 2: Oh, and he did it.

925
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 4: Well, see you don't think it's funny either. He didn't

926
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 4: think it's funny either, and he was like ah, and

927
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 4: then he wandered away from me again.

928
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 3: Al did al did y? What a bizarre interaction. What.

929
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 2: I tried to make a joke and Al was freaked out.

930
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 3: Oh you said sorry about my dad? Ye oh, okay,

931
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,279
Speaker 3: now see now this is funny. I was like, what

932
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 3: is Al Franklin talking? Saying that to you. It was like,

933
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 3: this makes zero sense.

934
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 4: So it's obviously not a good jokes, and you broke

935
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 4: it to me and Al agreed with you.

936
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,360
Speaker 3: No, no, no no. I was thinking, why was like,

937
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 3: I got get.

938
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 2: Away from this crazy late.

939
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 4: There's two great there's someone yelling at about abortion and

940
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 4: then a lady.

941
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,280
Speaker 3: Tried a perfect joke.

942
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 2: A perfect joke anyway.

943
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 3: That makes sense. But for Al Franken to be saying

944
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:02,240
Speaker 3: that to you is like the hoops. I was jumping

945
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 3: through my brain to make that.

946
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:05,439
Speaker 2: I didn't tell that story very well, but I will

947
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 2: say something. I do like that he got into like

948
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 2: uh you know CRV right. I mean, he truly was

949
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 2: the only person.

950
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 3: His wife is like not aware that he's trying to

951
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 3: kiss people on podcasts. She's like, here, honey, I'm here

952
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 3: to pick you up to take you to a podcast

953
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:23,319
Speaker 3: appearance where you're going to kiss somebody. I don't like it.

954
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 3: I don't like it, and he doesn't laugh at your Actually.

955
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 2: I'll ask, I'll ask permission, and then I will do it.

956
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 3: I need every guest on this podcast from now on.

957
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:37,400
Speaker 3: This is what happens.

958
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 2: Please still gives and kissing gives our tongue.

959
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 3: I said, no gifts and please ask before you kiss me.

960
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 3: That's a nice title for a podcast, Yes, it is,

961
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 3: and then we hear people kissing me all the time.

962
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 3: It's very erotic podcast. Wow, what an interaction you had

963
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 3: with him? And what does he do for a living now?

964
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:07,359
Speaker 3: Is he's still writing books? I don't know.

965
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 4: Actually he's you know, retire, Yeah, he's probably go just

966
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:15,280
Speaker 4: he probably gives speeches.

967
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 2: Oh right, right, I mean I don't know. That's a

968
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 2: cool gas.

969
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 3: Right, And it doesn't seem like he's one of these

970
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,879
Speaker 3: people who like got canceled and then became a far

971
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 3: right person just because right. So oh, I can't really

972
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:29,399
Speaker 3: speak to him at this point other than what we

973
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 3: know and the fact that he's had a seed portrait. Yes,

974
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 3: probably not the first and but probably the last.

975
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 2: Of seed portraits.

976
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's probably gonna get Well, it's.

977
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 4: So available to my mom's garage. I think rats have

978
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 4: eaten most of it, but.

979
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 3: It is perfect arn't for rats. Now, I'm afraid to

980
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:45,839
Speaker 3: have this.

981
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:48,319
Speaker 2: In my home. That's why that spider was enjoying it.

982
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:54,839
Speaker 3: I'm gonna spray it with rat poison. I'm terrified. I'm

983
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 3: absolutely mortified that this is going to be attracting rodents

984
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 3: any day.

985
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:00,760
Speaker 2: It's just a a buffet.

986
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 3: Rat's probably find the sort of eating tacky, you know.

987
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 3: It's like the sort of thing where you like, go

988
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 3: to a restaurant it's a cake that looks like a

989
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:13,319
Speaker 3: shape and you're like, well that's a bad cake. That's

990
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,720
Speaker 3: just like a pile of seeds.

991
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 2: Fond fond.

992
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 3: I feel like as a society we're kind of moving

993
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 3: beyond that, right, I think fondant.

994
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 2: Fond whatever it is, Yeah, it's not. It doesn't look appetizing.

995
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,439
Speaker 3: We're all on to it where it's just like that's

996
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 3: sweet plastic. Yes, great job that you made the like

997
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:36,320
Speaker 3: a thing that looks like a Ferrari cake or whatever.

998
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 3: But I don't want anything to do with it. Just

999
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:43,320
Speaker 3: make a nice round cake, yes, or a sheet cake cakes.

1000
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 2: Don't get me started on shee cakes. I mean don't

1001
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:47,400
Speaker 2: because it's boring.

1002
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 3: Well, I think I'm going to try to get into

1003
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 3: seed art. Is it difficult?

1004
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 2: No?

1005
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 3: This one?

1006
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:54,359
Speaker 2: Fourth place?

1007
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 3: Are you an artist outside of this?

1008
00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 4: I sometimes paint sometimes, Oh that's lovely, but you know

1009
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 4: I am an actor.

1010
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 2: I don't know if you've heard, but did.

1011
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:10,800
Speaker 3: You go to art school?

1012
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:13,880
Speaker 4: No, no, I went to I actually don't think that

1013
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:14,719
Speaker 4: acting is an art.

1014
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 3: It's like a it's absolutely an art. When everyone else does,

1015
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:23,399
Speaker 3: it's pornography trash. I went.

1016
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,880
Speaker 4: I went to acting school, which is like which is

1017
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 4: like refrigerator repair school.

1018
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.

1019
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 2: It's just like you don't learn anything, but you do.

1020
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 3: I don't think so you've made a career out of it.

1021
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 2: I don't.

1022
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 3: And people cherish you, do.

1023
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 2: They thank you?

1024
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 3: I mean I cherish you.

1025
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 2: I cherish you too.

1026
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 3: A whole generation of people in comedy cherish you. I

1027
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 3: think that's true. So acting school, for one, if nothing else,

1028
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 3: thank god, you want to acting school to.

1029
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 2: Be cherished, to be cherished, I mean I didn't feel

1030
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 2: that way. You don't feel cherished. Acting school?

1031
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 3: Oh oh, in acting school was a horrible It was

1032
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:04,439
Speaker 3: just you know, it was.

1033
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 7: It was it was they had cuts, you know, people

1034
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 7: were it was just I don't know if they do

1035
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 7: that still, but they're like, let's break you down right

1036
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 7: to build.

1037
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 3: You up, totally destroy you.

1038
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 2: Acting automatron. I don't know if acting robot.

1039
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,720
Speaker 4: I don't know what an automatron is rot, but like yeah,

1040
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 4: but then you get out.

1041
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 2: And you're like, oh, people, people just want you to

1042
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 2: be a character ture version of yourself. That's like what

1043
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 2: you got to get your thing right? I don't know.

1044
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:38,879
Speaker 3: That's mostly what's happening on television. People are just showing

1045
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:41,840
Speaker 3: up and speaking a little bit louder and faster than

1046
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 3: they usually dom hm hm. But I feel like you

1047
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 3: must have what school did you go to?

1048
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,280
Speaker 2: Juilliard School?

1049
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I know. Okay, well look.

1050
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 2: At that, look at that at me, the Juilliard School.

1051
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 3: That's credible.

1052
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 2: It's incredible.

1053
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,839
Speaker 3: That is I mean, you must have been thrown out

1054
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 3: of your mind when you were accepted.

1055
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 4: I was because they didn't care about grades and I

1056
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:11,320
Speaker 4: had very bad grades.

1057
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,839
Speaker 3: Oh perfect, You had no choice but to.

1058
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 4: Go the way that anyone would be impressed by me.

1059
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,360
Speaker 4: Like if I had gone in and great, like they

1060
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:19,839
Speaker 4: didn't care.

1061
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 2: You could I think you had to write an essay.

1062
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,280
Speaker 2: But I know someone who got in who their essay

1063
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 2: was just a drawing.

1064
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 3: So you could have done Sea Dart.

1065
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 2: Oh they would have loved it. No, but it was.

1066
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 2: It does have like a name for itself. But it's

1067
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,839
Speaker 2: it's not all that. It really isn't.

1068
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,360
Speaker 3: They're going to rescind your degree.

1069
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:43,240
Speaker 4: They you know what they I this is nice of them.

1070
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 2: But I I stopped.

1071
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,839
Speaker 4: I ran out of money halfway through Juilliard and they

1072
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:51,280
Speaker 4: still let me continue.

1073
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 3: That's amazing.

1074
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 2: But they never gave me my diplomas. I owe them money.

1075
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:57,959
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, I think they.

1076
00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 2: Never they but you know what, they never asked for

1077
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 2: it either. I can ask for money.

1078
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 3: It's an interesting bargain to strike.

1079
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 2: I know, it's weird. They have a lot of money.

1080
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 2: I think now you can go for free.

1081
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 3: Oh, everybody, email Juilliard at Juilliard dot com. I'm sure,

1082
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 3: send them a drawing and you're in free ride. Did

1083
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 3: you ever act on the stage.

1084
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:20,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I thought I was gonna do, always

1085
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 4: playing Juliet forever and like I was like, oh, I'm

1086
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 4: gonna I had I really was not ambitious. I wanted

1087
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 4: to be like in the course of a Broadway musical.

1088
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,360
Speaker 4: That was my big It was just like, that is

1089
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 4: the life for me. But I've never done that.

1090
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:37,319
Speaker 3: So you've never been in a Broadway show.

1091
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 4: I consider that I've done that because I did do

1092
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:41,879
Speaker 4: Shakes from the Park.

1093
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 2: Oh okay, and that is like a version of.

1094
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:45,839
Speaker 3: Broadway right right.

1095
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 2: But maybe I'll still. I mean, I'm not dead yet.

1096
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you've got plenty of time, so.

1097
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe, yes, I did. I did theater in New

1098
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 2: York for a long time and then.

1099
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 3: Have no idea.

1100
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1101
00:50:55,160 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 2: Really terrible stuff, really terrible things, horrible. Play.

1102
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:03,479
Speaker 3: Well, I think we should play a game.

1103
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:05,879
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I love games so much, I really do.

1104
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 3: Oh incredible. I love to hear that we're gonna play

1105
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 3: a game called Gift or a Curse. But before we

1106
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 3: do that, I need a number between one and ten

1107
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 3: from you.

1108
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 2: Is this gonna be about opinions?

1109
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 3: It's about facts?

1110
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 4: Okay?

1111
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 3: Oh great, Okay, okay, I tell you about it.

1112
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 2: Sorry, you know what, it's none of my business.

1113
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,280
Speaker 3: None of your business. Okay, all right, your nose.

1114
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:27,919
Speaker 2: Between ten and twelve, one and twelve.

1115
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 3: Let's do ten and twelve today.

1116
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 2: Okay, I guess eleven.

1117
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 3: Okay, with the number eleven, I have to do some

1118
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:38,839
Speaker 3: light calculating to get our game pieces. So you have

1119
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,320
Speaker 3: the mic right now. You can recommend something, promote something,

1120
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 3: do whatever you want. I'll be right.

1121
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 2: No, I have to talk. Oh god, what No? I

1122
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 2: feel so alone right now.

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00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 4: I don't know what do I recommend? I guess if

1124
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 4: you like cooking. I recom mend the New York Times

1125
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 4: cooking recipes. They have some really good recipes, and every

1126
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 4: time I make one there, I'm boring myself.

1127
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,960
Speaker 2: See this is I can't I can't do this. Does

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00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 2: every please come back to me?

1129
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:16,759
Speaker 3: This is kind of the Juilliard of this podcast, where

1130
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:18,759
Speaker 3: we just absolutely break you down and you have to

1131
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 3: learn to stand on your own. I just I need

1132
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 3: someone to New York Times recipes. They have some They

1133
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:29,680
Speaker 3: have some recipes that are always haunting me. But then

1134
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 3: I click it and it says sign up, and I

1135
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:31,759
Speaker 3: say no, thank you.

1136
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:34,720
Speaker 2: Oh you can have my password. I'll give you my password.

1137
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 2: That's my other gift. And you know what, And I'll

1138
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 2: give you password.

1139
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 3: Using that password and your boring pass, I will become

1140
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:49,279
Speaker 3: Maria Thayer. Watch out Maria that. If you can hear

1141
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 3: the police in the background, they're onto us, onto me.

1142
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 3: Excellent recommendation. What am I going to do? You know

1143
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 3: what I'm going to recommend is the album Green River

1144
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:02,800
Speaker 3: by c CR Credence Cleairwater Revival. Have you heard this album?

1145
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 2: What sing me a song from it?

1146
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:04,839
Speaker 5: Oh?

1147
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 3: I can't sing? Do you know the song? I mean?

1148
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 3: Bad Moon Rising? But bad Moon. Incredible song.

1149
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 2: Low Die, Low Die wrote.

1150
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 3: A song for everyone.

1151
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:21,960
Speaker 2: No, what is it? I don't know. That's time.

1152
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 3: I will not sing a note on this podcast. That'll

1153
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 3: be career ending. Excellent album. I hadn't listened to it

1154
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 3: in years, front to back, incredible, incredible album on at

1155
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 3: least Do you have anything to recommend?

1156
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:38,359
Speaker 2: How dare you make me speak? I know Affle, you

1157
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 2: know what.

1158
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 6: I'm going to recommend that everybody go see Twisters because

1159
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,879
Speaker 6: Bridger hated it, so I no, I.

1160
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:45,800
Speaker 3: Did not hate. I thought it was one of the

1161
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 3: dumbest movies I've ever seen, but very fun. Okay, very fun.

1162
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 2: All right, maybe you're not on my shit list.

1163
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 3: Okay, Twisters doesn't make any promise other than being a

1164
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 3: dumb movie about that, and it was very fun.

1165
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 2: It was very fun.

1166
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:58,400
Speaker 6: We need more movies like that to come out in

1167
00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 6: the summertime.

1168
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 3: And ultimately it needs the press. It really is. I'm

1169
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:03,160
Speaker 3: sure it's hurting for.

1170
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 2: Mommy, it's so hurting.

1171
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:11,879
Speaker 3: Okay, we've all made recommendations all over the map. It's

1172
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:14,520
Speaker 3: time to play gift or a curse. I'm gonna name

1173
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 3: three things. Yes, you're gonna tell me if there're a

1174
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 3: gift or a curse? And why okay, then I will

1175
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 3: tell you if you're right or wrong, because there are

1176
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 3: correct answers and you can fail. You can get a

1177
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 3: pink ribbon, but you're shooting for a blue ribbon.

1178
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:28,400
Speaker 2: Yes?

1179
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 3: Is that the highest?

1180
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,799
Speaker 2: Are you saying that this is a failure? That's what

1181
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 2: you seem like.

1182
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 3: I agree, I know I'm saying that it's just not

1183
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 3: the blue ribbon. This is the pink ribbon, which is

1184
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 3: a gorgeous shade. But we all know the blue ribbon

1185
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 3: is what Wilbur wanted to win in Charlotte's Web, and

1186
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 3: I can't remember how that turned out. For Okay, the

1187
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:55,680
Speaker 3: number one the first thing we're going to be talking

1188
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 3: about today. This is from a listener named Eden. Gift

1189
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:01,319
Speaker 3: or a curse when someone leaves their phone on do

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00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:04,040
Speaker 3: not disturb one hundred percent of the time.

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00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 2: Gift?

1192
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:09,799
Speaker 4: Why, Well, it's a boundary and people telling you their

1193
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 4: boundaries is a gift. I love it, and uh yeah,

1194
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:21,799
Speaker 4: I do it. So it's a gift, so very into.

1195
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 3: It knocked it out of the park. You're you're talking

1196
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 3: to the right person with this. I don't think that

1197
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 3: it should even be an option on a phone. I

1198
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,960
Speaker 3: think the phone should just that should be the standard

1199
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 3: for the phone where it's never bothering you.

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00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 2: Ever, that's wonderful, and.

1201
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,680
Speaker 3: You know you just go and check in with it, yeah,

1202
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:40,480
Speaker 3: rather than it bothering you. I will frequently leave mine

1203
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:42,959
Speaker 3: non do not disturb for days at a time, which

1204
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:46,520
Speaker 3: gets frustrating for other people in your life. But big deal.

1205
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:49,239
Speaker 2: But the thing is it doesn't mean anything because it does.

1206
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 2: Like it you do you get back to it? Yes,

1207
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:54,839
Speaker 2: you get back to it, right.

1208
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 3: I mean I think when people try to call in

1209
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:58,359
Speaker 3: a sense straight to voicemail, they freak out.

1210
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,480
Speaker 2: Sometimes are people calling you one calls?

1211
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 3: My phone is ringing off the hook? You know? No,

1212
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,520
Speaker 3: I get about three, I would say, two to three

1213
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 3: phone calls a day. Does that feel?

1214
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:15,719
Speaker 2: That feels very popular to me?

1215
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 3: Actually, that's that? Can't possibly are some of these people?

1216
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 4: I mean, if you count spam calls, I get, you know,

1217
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:22,959
Speaker 4: two to three, but I don't.

1218
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I don't get that many phone calls.

1219
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 3: I place phone calls, I think, but it's only family

1220
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 3: members essentially, or very occasionally a friend I'll.

1221
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:34,320
Speaker 2: Call, Yes, yes, me too, But I would.

1222
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:36,799
Speaker 3: Much rather just have an undo not service. Then we're

1223
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 3: on my terms.

1224
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:41,360
Speaker 2: What do you think about a FaceTime? An unplanned FaceTime?

1225
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 3: See this is I mean, we just talked about this

1226
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 3: on the podcast because no we're talking. We talked about

1227
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:50,200
Speaker 3: something adjacent because somebody wrote in asking is it inappropriate

1228
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 3: to just call without texting? And I said, go for it. Yes.

1229
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:57,440
Speaker 2: People sometimes get upset about that, but I think that's great.

1230
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 3: That's fine because you know that's but facetiming there's an expectator.

1231
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:03,839
Speaker 3: You're going to be seeing the person, and you want

1232
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:06,680
Speaker 3: to be mildly prepared to have your face blown up

1233
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:09,879
Speaker 3: on someone's phone. Yes, and that feels weird. I need

1234
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,919
Speaker 3: a text? Hey, would you mind? Do you want to FaceTime? Yes? Yeah,

1235
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:15,960
Speaker 3: it's not can I FaceTime? It's not uh I need

1236
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 3: to FaceTime you? It's do you want to FaceTime?

1237
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 2: What if it's your brother or your mom?

1238
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 3: Absolutely not. I need them to in advance say okay,

1239
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 3: what about you.

1240
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 4: I I just won't answer if they FaceTime me and

1241
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 4: I don't want to, but I will my brother. I

1242
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 4: will FaceTime and I know he doesn't like it, so

1243
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 4: I still do it.

1244
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 3: I don't mind FaceTime.

1245
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 2: I say, can I FaceTime?

1246
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 3: You.

1247
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 2: Now he won't.

1248
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:44,360
Speaker 3: Oh so you have to sneak it in.

1249
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, he won't answer me, or he he or

1250
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:50,760
Speaker 4: he'll say he probably would say no.

1251
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 2: I just say, like, I feel like he needs to.

1252
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:54,960
Speaker 3: Be pushed a little bit. Okay, right right.

1253
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 2: I just said I like boundaries, and then I just immediately.

1254
00:57:57,120 --> 00:58:03,960
Speaker 3: Said it wor yes, no. I. I guess there's probably

1255
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:09,080
Speaker 3: one my sister, if she facetimes me, I would probably

1256
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 3: if I feel like it's an appropriate time, would I

1257
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 3: answer yes. Most of the time, I'm just like, oh,

1258
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 3: they made a mistake. I'll hang up and they'll call me.

1259
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 3: And then if they FaceTime again, I think, oh, this

1260
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,480
Speaker 3: person's a psycho. I'm blocking them.

1261
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 2: It only takes two two times.

1262
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 3: Very short fuse. Okay, so you've gotten one right so far,

1263
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 3: which is incredible. Number two This is from a listener

1264
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:33,680
Speaker 3: named Rachel Gift her a curse talking animals in commercials.

1265
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:37,840
Speaker 2: Gift why because animals?

1266
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:47,040
Speaker 3: That's all you're gonna say about this? More animals, Maria

1267
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:49,320
Speaker 3: wrong curse?

1268
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:51,919
Speaker 2: No why because.

1269
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:53,240
Speaker 3: I love to see an animal in a commercial. But

1270
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:55,720
Speaker 3: the moment they're talking, it's a fake animal. The magic

1271
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,920
Speaker 3: is ruined for me. Show me beautiful pictures of dogs running,

1272
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 3: cats eating, Well, don't show me the cat eating the

1273
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 3: wet food. No one wants that. But I love to

1274
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:05,840
Speaker 3: see a real animal and a commercial even doing a

1275
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 3: trick or a stunt. But when their mouth starts moving,

1276
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:12,280
Speaker 3: she's like, what is what am I looking at?

1277
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:14,120
Speaker 2: I think animals should be seen and not heard.

1278
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:14,920
Speaker 3: Seen and not heard.

1279
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:17,120
Speaker 2: That that's wrong.

1280
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:25,200
Speaker 3: Problematic now that people can tell how I vote. No,

1281
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:26,720
Speaker 3: I think it's about it.

1282
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:28,480
Speaker 2: Boundaries me a little bit.

1283
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, boundaries crossed when the animal begins to speak, if

1284
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:35,000
Speaker 3: it's barking or meowing, that's okay, although then I start

1285
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,360
Speaker 3: to wonder, as a starved animal or are they scaring it?

1286
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 2: I do think that when kids cry and.

1287
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 3: All the weirdest what is that? Yes? Someone recently made

1288
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 3: a good point to me about AI of child actors

1289
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:50,360
Speaker 3: and babies. Let that be AI.

1290
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:56,480
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean, but then slippery slope, yes, and just like, well,

1291
00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:57,840
Speaker 4: what makes a baby?

1292
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 2: It's most actors act like baby.

1293
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 3: I love a producer being like he's forty three, he's

1294
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 3: a baby. But yeah, that that was the one time

1295
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 3: when I've been like, oh maybe hmm, maybe I can

1296
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 3: get on boards with computers taking over.

1297
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't like that Geico lizard.

1298
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,120
Speaker 3: I could take him or leave him. My niece had

1299
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 3: a crush on him for a while, which I found

1300
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 3: very cute. So she was in love with the Geico

1301
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:36,520
Speaker 3: gecko that she just lets you I gave. Do you

1302
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 3: know what I think? I like wrote to Geico or something.

1303
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 3: It was like, how do I get a stuff version

1304
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:43,200
Speaker 3: of what's his name? Gordon? Oh?

1305
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 2: I think his name is Gordon.

1306
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 3: I was like, can I get one? And they sent

1307
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:47,920
Speaker 3: me one and it was like the best gift she

1308
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:48,760
Speaker 3: possibly could have.

1309
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:50,440
Speaker 2: That's all so sweet.

1310
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 3: And I should say that she's thirty two.

1311
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:53,880
Speaker 2: She's a baby.

1312
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a baby. No, this is she was probably

1313
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 3: three and she was obsessed. And what a great choice.

1314
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 3: He's so charming. He tries is a convertible, does work

1315
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 3: for an insurance company? Which is gets dark.

1316
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:07,200
Speaker 2: Now it's it's true. You do like I had a

1317
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:09,600
Speaker 2: crush on the Hefty Smurf.

1318
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 3: Oh, look he was so se his name's Hefty Smurf,

1319
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:20,240
Speaker 3: Hefty Smurf. Let's see here. Of course this guy is

1320
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:23,680
Speaker 3: red Hawk. Again, he's got the little tattoo. And then,

1321
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:28,040
Speaker 3: of course, if we have somebody shirtless. Let's see, but

1322
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:29,800
Speaker 3: aren't all of the smurf is always shirtless?

1323
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:34,440
Speaker 2: I guess so is Papa Smurf somebody.

1324
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:40,760
Speaker 3: I think, let's see here, Papa Smurf. Let's yeah, they're

1325
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:44,479
Speaker 3: all shirtless. All of the Smurfs are pretty good looking.

1326
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:49,959
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say they've got that great blue We found

1327
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:57,120
Speaker 3: an erotic Papa Smurf almost immediately absolutely ripped skin tight

1328
01:01:57,200 --> 01:02:01,560
Speaker 3: red pants marvelous. Yeah, okay, that was a good choice

1329
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:04,480
Speaker 3: for you to have a crush on. It was more humanoid.

1330
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,120
Speaker 6: I just have to let you guys know that Gordon

1331
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 6: Gecko is actually the character from Wall Street played by

1332
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 6: Michael Douglass.

1333
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:14,240
Speaker 3: But did they also name the insurance cart Martin?

1334
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:16,240
Speaker 2: Wait Martin?

1335
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:20,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody knows. Currently as recording, we are the only

1336
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:21,920
Speaker 3: three people in the world.

1337
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:22,960
Speaker 2: That knows that is Martin.

1338
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 3: Spread the words Martin. No, no, no, no. They had

1339
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:31,840
Speaker 3: the easy joke. There, go for it. I still call

1340
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:36,560
Speaker 3: him Gordon. I don't care. Cancel my insurance Geico, I

1341
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:42,240
Speaker 3: don't care. But ultimately a curse. Talking animals are a

1342
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:45,160
Speaker 3: curse in commercials. So you've gotten one out of two

1343
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:47,520
Speaker 3: so far. Here's your big moment to get at least

1344
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:50,160
Speaker 3: one more point. This is from a listener named Andy.

1345
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:53,560
Speaker 3: Andy has suggested gift her a curse middle aged men

1346
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:56,520
Speaker 3: using a younger generation slang words ironically.

1347
01:02:56,520 --> 01:03:08,479
Speaker 2: Oh god, that is awful, truly awful. I don't get it.

1348
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:13,400
Speaker 2: I don't get how people dude, like are they we're

1349
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:16,120
Speaker 2: our own generation. Just let us be your own generation.

1350
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:17,000
Speaker 1: You know.

1351
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:19,800
Speaker 4: I just read that you that, so I just read

1352
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:25,360
Speaker 4: that younger people don't like invisible socks. They were and

1353
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:29,000
Speaker 4: like then so people are now like wearing right freaking

1354
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 4: out yes, and they're like I gotta.

1355
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 3: She's like, why even disguised?

1356
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:36,080
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't like, they're not for you. It's

1357
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:38,920
Speaker 2: not for you. You have other things.

1358
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:42,360
Speaker 3: Also, you have hindsight where you think. I do remember

1359
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,479
Speaker 3: a point in my life when that sort of sock

1360
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:46,880
Speaker 3: was popular for children, and then a few years later

1361
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:48,960
Speaker 3: I thought that looks bad. And then you switch to

1362
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:53,960
Speaker 3: a noosu. Yeah suck. You had your long socks, yeah, wherever,

1363
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,960
Speaker 3: whatever you want, but don't try to be don't seventeen?

1364
01:03:57,160 --> 01:04:04,320
Speaker 2: No, why just why just why why do that? What

1365
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:04,840
Speaker 2: do you think?

1366
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:09,439
Speaker 3: Well, it's a gift. I'll tell you why.

1367
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:11,240
Speaker 2: I really truly have to go.

1368
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,840
Speaker 3: Maria's climbing on top of her motorcycle and driving away,

1369
01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:17,720
Speaker 3: firing her gun into the air.

1370
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:21,640
Speaker 2: Oh god, what.

1371
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:25,439
Speaker 3: I'll tell you exactly why. I will tell you exactly why.

1372
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:27,960
Speaker 3: This is a gift. Of course it's mortifying. Of course

1373
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:32,640
Speaker 3: it's humiliating. Of course it's unacceptable. But it is such

1374
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:35,440
Speaker 3: a beautiful sign that the word is dead. It's the

1375
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:37,640
Speaker 3: graveyard for the word once it comes out of the

1376
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:40,320
Speaker 3: lips of a middle aged man trying to either ironically

1377
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:44,360
Speaker 3: or purposefully use it. The word we all know. Well,

1378
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,800
Speaker 3: the word's done. You can say goodbye to that word,

1379
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:49,760
Speaker 3: shuffle it off, and the youth can start thinking of

1380
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:50,640
Speaker 3: their new words again.

1381
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:54,080
Speaker 2: I have a counterpoint to that, which is I think

1382
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:55,440
Speaker 2: words go by too quickly.

1383
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,280
Speaker 4: Oh interest, well, we don't get to save her words

1384
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:03,040
Speaker 4: enough before the middle aged me to ruin them for like,

1385
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:07,320
Speaker 4: let's just you know, I can't think of any because I.

1386
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:10,520
Speaker 3: The one I'm thinking of currently. Well, first of all,

1387
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:12,520
Speaker 3: I think that the Internet is to blame for that,

1388
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:15,240
Speaker 3: because we all have access to all of the things immediately,

1389
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:17,280
Speaker 3: so the middle aged men can hop right on board

1390
01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:20,200
Speaker 3: and start using the words. But you know, that's just

1391
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:22,240
Speaker 3: the cycle. At this point, We've just got to keep

1392
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:24,320
Speaker 3: thinking of new things. But the current one that's being

1393
01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:27,400
Speaker 3: all over the news is brat. Have you heard this?

1394
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:30,520
Speaker 3: We're seeing every news anchor trying to figure out what

1395
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:34,920
Speaker 3: bratt means. I mean, I'm sure Charlie XCX is freaking

1396
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:38,920
Speaker 3: out happiness. No, I'm sure. Well, maybe it's like, oh,

1397
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:42,080
Speaker 3: finally here's a little cash, but it's like, now my

1398
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:46,200
Speaker 3: word has been ruined by the Channel nine news by

1399
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:49,160
Speaker 3: four six year olds saying brat over and over and

1400
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:52,760
Speaker 3: over again, trying to figure out what green means. But

1401
01:05:55,920 --> 01:05:56,720
Speaker 3: it means bratt.

1402
01:05:57,160 --> 01:06:00,160
Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't know. Maybe there's more too.

1403
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:05,680
Speaker 3: I don't know, ask Chuck, but uh, Bratt has been

1404
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:09,880
Speaker 3: kind of it has been very powerful, Yes, I mean,

1405
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:13,520
Speaker 3: I mean it's really boosted the campaign, although it makes

1406
01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:16,320
Speaker 3: me wonder, is now Taylor Swift going to say, well,

1407
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:18,760
Speaker 3: because Tamala is so on board with Charlie, can I

1408
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:22,400
Speaker 3: not touch this? Because I'm jealous? And everyone's saying, what's

1409
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:25,760
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift going to do? The politics of pop music

1410
01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:27,080
Speaker 3: are fascinating.

1411
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:29,720
Speaker 2: God that question. Honestly, I'm getting sick to my stomach.

1412
01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:31,680
Speaker 2: I just like don't. I don't know.

1413
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:36,200
Speaker 3: I mean, well, only time will tell, Only time will tell.

1414
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:39,520
Speaker 4: Just like I don't know. Yeah, I just don't know.

1415
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:42,320
Speaker 4: I don't what is happening.

1416
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:44,880
Speaker 3: I need you to speak to this moment, Maria.

1417
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:52,600
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't. It's very person like me.

1418
01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:59,640
Speaker 3: You know exactly what's going on. You're very shrewd. But

1419
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:01,320
Speaker 3: know who knows?

1420
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:05,880
Speaker 2: Yes? No, I yes, no, yes, no. I did see

1421
01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:09,080
Speaker 2: that newscast A Bratt. That's how I was. I was

1422
01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:12,560
Speaker 2: cued into Bratt. Actually, I was like, I've even passed

1423
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:13,120
Speaker 2: those people.

1424
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:19,160
Speaker 3: Had you heard of Charlie XC action? But Brat was

1425
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:22,160
Speaker 3: it was in your bones? Yeah? I guess it was absolutely.

1426
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:23,280
Speaker 3: Had you enjoyed the songs?

1427
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:28,440
Speaker 2: I mean no, I don't. I didn't know them. I

1428
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:31,200
Speaker 2: now I have enjoyed them. I mean, but I still

1429
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:35,160
Speaker 2: but I still I've listened to them. I enjoyed the dances.

1430
01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:36,000
Speaker 2: I do enjoy a.

1431
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:38,360
Speaker 3: Good bread dance. But I mean I can't say. I

1432
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:40,080
Speaker 3: mean the fact that I just said that is I've

1433
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:42,800
Speaker 3: now killed the word.

1434
01:07:42,840 --> 01:07:43,880
Speaker 2: But do you know about that dance?

1435
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:46,080
Speaker 3: Of course? Of course, I mean again, the dance has

1436
01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:49,120
Speaker 3: been the internet, sex everything. It's like a little It's

1437
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:50,960
Speaker 3: truly like there's a chicken nugget on the ground and

1438
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:54,320
Speaker 3: every fly in the world lands on it. At once.

1439
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:56,480
Speaker 3: Things get eaten up and snapped away from us.

1440
01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:59,040
Speaker 6: Please let me teach it to you. I will teach you.

1441
01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:04,080
Speaker 6: I will, absolutely, and then that will be the effect.

1442
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,640
Speaker 6: Then you'll have to prove that this is actually.

1443
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:11,520
Speaker 3: There is no chance to me too. Absolutely absolutely, this

1444
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:13,640
Speaker 3: is gonna air in a month before are gonna be

1445
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:17,519
Speaker 3: looking us suing the Apple Dance in a month we prove.

1446
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:23,439
Speaker 2: That it's actually a gift. There you go, the.

1447
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:29,599
Speaker 3: Fact that I'm trapped on audio being absolutely blackmailed by

1448
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:33,040
Speaker 3: my producer. This is disgusting. I don't even know where

1449
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:33,679
Speaker 3: to go from here.

1450
01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:35,240
Speaker 2: No, there's nowhere to go.

1451
01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:39,120
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sweating, I'm nauseous. I would have rather woken

1452
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:44,559
Speaker 3: up at four am. Well, you got one out of three, which.

1453
01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:46,479
Speaker 2: It's true I got. In my mind, I got three.

1454
01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:49,479
Speaker 3: Out of three, and that's all that really matters. You're

1455
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:53,559
Speaker 3: you're wearing whatever type of socks you want? Yes, exactly, Okay, Well,

1456
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:57,680
Speaker 3: decently played. This is the final segment of the podcast.

1457
01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:59,760
Speaker 3: It's called I said no emails people write into I

1458
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:03,880
Speaker 3: said gifts at gmail dot com. You know, it's hard

1459
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:08,120
Speaker 3: to not say they're begging for answers. Okay, they're absolutely begging.

1460
01:09:08,439 --> 01:09:09,639
Speaker 3: Would you help me answer a question?

1461
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:10,160
Speaker 2: Of course.

1462
01:09:10,760 --> 01:09:13,839
Speaker 3: Okay, let's get into the doc. This says, hello, Bridger

1463
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:17,719
Speaker 3: and thoughtful guest. That's very nice. I think that's very true.

1464
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:22,000
Speaker 3: You've proven over and over this is I've been happily

1465
01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:25,559
Speaker 3: divorced since twenty nineteen. Well, that remains to be seen.

1466
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:29,200
Speaker 3: Since then, I have exchanged gifts and well wishes with

1467
01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:32,800
Speaker 3: my former mother in law for birthdays and Christmas. This

1468
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:35,559
Speaker 3: past Christmas, I sent my children to their grandparents' house

1469
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:40,679
Speaker 3: with our chosen gift lo and behold, no gift was returned. Nothing.

1470
01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:44,719
Speaker 3: She didn't even reach out. Now, I didn't say no gifts.

1471
01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:46,920
Speaker 3: I have gotten them for the past several years and

1472
01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:50,120
Speaker 3: was utterly hurt to be frozen out. I at least

1473
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:52,160
Speaker 3: expected a card, as I had been part of the

1474
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:55,639
Speaker 3: family for over eighteen years. Nothing for my birthday either,

1475
01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:59,559
Speaker 3: not even a text. Mother in law's birthday is coming up.

1476
01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:02,800
Speaker 3: I'm conflicted on if I should send a card, do

1477
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:06,280
Speaker 3: a gift, or ignore it altogether. I'm leaning towards just

1478
01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:09,400
Speaker 3: breaking free from that entire family. But what does Bridger

1479
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:13,440
Speaker 3: etiquette say? Giftless in Tennessee? Serenity, and that's from Brianna

1480
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:14,280
Speaker 3: or Brianna.

1481
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:17,759
Speaker 2: So if I understand, she got divorced in twenty nineteen,

1482
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:18,679
Speaker 2: right before the pandemic.

1483
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:24,320
Speaker 4: Perfect, perfect, and then she has been giving her mother

1484
01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:25,799
Speaker 4: in law, former mother in law.

1485
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:26,840
Speaker 2: Gifts until last year.

1486
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:29,040
Speaker 4: Yes, so this has been going on for a while, Okay, right,

1487
01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:30,880
Speaker 4: and this is the first year that she has not.

1488
01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:34,160
Speaker 5: Received a gift or a thank you card, nothing at all? Okay,

1489
01:10:34,280 --> 01:10:39,640
Speaker 5: dead silence, got it? Absolute just darkness. I mean, I

1490
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:41,600
Speaker 5: think we should just put the obvious out that the

1491
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:47,920
Speaker 5: mother in law died. That feels like a clear How else,

1492
01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:49,720
Speaker 5: I mean, how are any of us supposed to know

1493
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:52,720
Speaker 5: if this woman's alive. There were all these signs of

1494
01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:56,320
Speaker 5: life up until a very distinct point, and now Brianna's

1495
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:57,920
Speaker 5: children might be keeping a secret from her.

1496
01:10:58,360 --> 01:11:02,880
Speaker 2: Ayah, they went to Grandma's load to bear.

1497
01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:08,240
Speaker 3: I know we all have Grandma's dead. We can't tell mom,

1498
01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:10,960
Speaker 3: and we have to let mom just keep sending her gifts,

1499
01:11:12,479 --> 01:11:16,679
Speaker 3: which is torturing the ex husband. The ex husband feels

1500
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:22,240
Speaker 3: like he's been taunted by this ex wife gifts. So

1501
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:25,200
Speaker 3: that's one thing that could have and most likely happened.

1502
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:29,360
Speaker 3: Number Two, there's a new wife in the picture.

1503
01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:31,400
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I didn't even think of.

1504
01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:36,160
Speaker 3: Daughter in law who has kind of become the Spengali

1505
01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:39,880
Speaker 3: of the mother and his brainwash her until the gift

1506
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:42,679
Speaker 3: exchange is happening there and Brionna's vanished.

1507
01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:45,680
Speaker 2: Yes, but maybe that wouldn't the kids tell the.

1508
01:11:46,160 --> 01:11:49,360
Speaker 3: The Oh well again, maybe the kids are keeping a secret.

1509
01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:50,560
Speaker 2: These kids are incredible.

1510
01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:53,360
Speaker 3: Maybe the kids are falling in love with new step mom. Yes,

1511
01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:55,000
Speaker 3: and they don't. They're so conflicted.

1512
01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:56,639
Speaker 2: Yes, they want to be the gifts.

1513
01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:59,839
Speaker 3: Right, they're thinking of ditching Brionn all together.

1514
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:01,920
Speaker 2: I'm sure that's not true, Brianna.

1515
01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:05,519
Speaker 3: But you never know, Brianna, think about that right before

1516
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:07,600
Speaker 3: you go to bed. And then the third option is

1517
01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:12,920
Speaker 3: this mother in law is ungrateful and horrible. So what

1518
01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:15,720
Speaker 3: do you do with the final option when your mother

1519
01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:18,400
Speaker 3: and ex. Let's okay, and again, let's say, Brianna, you

1520
01:12:18,479 --> 01:12:21,440
Speaker 3: keep calling your mother in law. Brianna's a little delusional

1521
01:12:21,439 --> 01:12:25,320
Speaker 3: at this point. No longer X it's an ex mother

1522
01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:30,720
Speaker 3: in law. But eighteen years, eighteen years, but you're not

1523
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:34,040
Speaker 3: so calling your husband, your husband, Brianna, or if you are,

1524
01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:39,800
Speaker 3: then we'd need to that's another email X. Yeah, so

1525
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:44,160
Speaker 3: you know at some point I'm.

1526
01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:45,520
Speaker 2: I'm taking this very seriously.

1527
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:47,800
Speaker 3: As you should. So what should she do?

1528
01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:52,320
Speaker 2: Well, you know, we don't have all the information.

1529
01:12:52,479 --> 01:12:52,800
Speaker 3: We don't.

1530
01:12:52,960 --> 01:12:53,599
Speaker 2: She hasn't either.

1531
01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:56,160
Speaker 3: She left to have so many crucial details. Drive by

1532
01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:59,960
Speaker 3: your house before you send the email. Check the obituaries.

1533
01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:01,960
Speaker 4: Oh, there's a lot of reasons why she Maybe she

1534
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,840
Speaker 4: feels maybe the mother in law feels weird about them

1535
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:07,760
Speaker 4: still being in touch. Right, she's crazy, they'll be if

1536
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:10,560
Speaker 4: there's if the kids are still right, maybe there is

1537
01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:11,599
Speaker 4: another voice in there.

1538
01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:16,240
Speaker 2: Maybe the ex is dating somebody, and but as.

1539
01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:19,600
Speaker 4: Somebody who I have a family member that is a

1540
01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:23,599
Speaker 4: family member, and I always give her gifts and she

1541
01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:25,160
Speaker 4: never gives me gifts. And I don't even know if

1542
01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:27,640
Speaker 4: she even gets them. I send them because and then

1543
01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:31,280
Speaker 4: and then, so like last Christmas, I gave her something

1544
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:34,800
Speaker 4: and then a few months ago she sent me a

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01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:36,280
Speaker 4: picture of her using.

1546
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:38,720
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so she is getting them.

1547
01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:42,120
Speaker 2: So she's getting them, but she's not thinking me or anything.

1548
01:13:42,439 --> 01:13:46,280
Speaker 2: But do you know what, sure it just if you

1549
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:47,320
Speaker 2: want to give a gift.

1550
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:50,719
Speaker 3: That's why it's a gift. Yes, you can't expect anything. No,

1551
01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:52,120
Speaker 3: it's not an exhame.

1552
01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:54,320
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, And if you want to give I think

1553
01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:57,120
Speaker 4: it's lovely if she wants to keep her children's grandmother

1554
01:13:57,200 --> 01:14:00,960
Speaker 4: in her life, right and if that include its gift giving.

1555
01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:03,720
Speaker 4: But if it's healthier for her to like she's never

1556
01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:07,360
Speaker 4: to not to not have that relationship with her ex

1557
01:14:07,439 --> 01:14:08,000
Speaker 4: mother in law.

1558
01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:10,400
Speaker 2: I mean, she's gonna have a relationship with her because

1559
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:11,360
Speaker 2: she she's.

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01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:13,840
Speaker 3: There, no matter right, at some point they're going to

1561
01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:14,519
Speaker 3: cross paths.

1562
01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:16,839
Speaker 2: That's that's I took it seriously.

1563
01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:19,439
Speaker 3: And what do you think I think? I mean, I

1564
01:14:19,439 --> 01:14:23,400
Speaker 3: think that's very healthy. I do think that there's a

1565
01:14:23,479 --> 01:14:25,599
Speaker 3: chance that the mother in law has do not disturb

1566
01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:26,600
Speaker 3: on her phone.

1567
01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:30,760
Speaker 2: Which you always already said yes, yes.

1568
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:32,720
Speaker 3: So maybe Brionna needs to also turn it on on

1569
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:38,320
Speaker 3: her phone and then continue sending gifts be you know,

1570
01:14:38,479 --> 01:14:40,160
Speaker 3: you just it's nice to have the edge as a

1571
01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:44,080
Speaker 3: better person, continue to show off how good of a

1572
01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:46,080
Speaker 3: person you are. And this mother in law.

1573
01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:49,040
Speaker 2: That was the underlying thing of what I was saying.

1574
01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:51,080
Speaker 2: Actually that's what actually was.

1575
01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:53,639
Speaker 4: I pretended like it was just like be a good person.

1576
01:14:53,960 --> 01:14:55,519
Speaker 4: But it's like, be a good person, so I will.

1577
01:14:56,240 --> 01:15:01,439
Speaker 3: Yes, So the new lady in the husband's life knows

1578
01:15:01,479 --> 01:15:04,160
Speaker 3: how great you are, how everybody just looks at you

1579
01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:06,600
Speaker 3: as this kind of eternal sunshine.

1580
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:10,160
Speaker 2: Yes, you were unfazed. You also have so much money

1581
01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:11,599
Speaker 2: that you're like, you're generous.

1582
01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:17,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've got it all, thoughtful guests, you're the thoughtful personn.

1583
01:15:16,520 --> 01:15:20,920
Speaker 3: Ex exactly, Brianna. You don't want people to think things

1584
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:23,439
Speaker 3: are going wrong, and the first way to let things

1585
01:15:23,680 --> 01:15:26,360
Speaker 3: people know things are going wrong is to stop giving gifts. Yes,

1586
01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:31,880
Speaker 3: so actually get progressively more expensive gifts, even if it

1587
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:36,759
Speaker 3: ruins you, because if she's not dead already.

1588
01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:39,240
Speaker 2: Yes, you're gonna guilt this lady into an early gests.

1589
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:45,080
Speaker 3: You'll kill her soon enough. Yes, Brianna, Oh, don't right

1590
01:15:45,160 --> 01:15:51,120
Speaker 3: back in. Okay, we answered it perfectly. We probably solved

1591
01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:54,200
Speaker 3: a lot of issues in that family. Yes, who knows.

1592
01:15:54,240 --> 01:15:57,879
Speaker 3: Maybe there's a rekindling of love, there's you know, children

1593
01:15:57,960 --> 01:16:03,719
Speaker 3: revealing secrets. There's no telling what this podcast can do. Oh, Maria,

1594
01:16:04,280 --> 01:16:06,720
Speaker 3: I have this beautiful piece of art. I have a

1595
01:16:06,760 --> 01:16:10,000
Speaker 3: prize winning piece of art. True, this is the first

1596
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:12,280
Speaker 3: award winning piece of art I've gotten this podcast.

1597
01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:14,439
Speaker 2: Am I going to be able to tour the to

1598
01:16:14,479 --> 01:16:15,160
Speaker 2: see the other.

1599
01:16:15,560 --> 01:16:17,720
Speaker 3: I can show you the other art so exciting. Yeah,

1600
01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:20,519
Speaker 3: I'll bring it out. We've gotten a few pieces that

1601
01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:24,080
Speaker 3: are all lovely. I've had such a wonderful time with

1602
01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:27,479
Speaker 3: you here today. Thank you for extremely boring. I know

1603
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:31,680
Speaker 3: I'm exhausted. I know we're gonna have to cut this

1604
01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:37,280
Speaker 3: down to about three minutes of audio. Thank you for

1605
01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:41,320
Speaker 3: being here. My pleasure listener podcast is screeching to a halt,

1606
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:50,000
Speaker 3: Go do something else. I love you, goodbye. I said,

1607
01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:53,280
Speaker 3: No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced by

1608
01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:56,360
Speaker 3: our dear friend on Aalise Nelson, and it's beautifully mixed

1609
01:16:56,360 --> 01:16:59,000
Speaker 3: by Ben Holliday. And we couldn't do it without our

1610
01:16:59,040 --> 01:17:03,479
Speaker 3: guest booker, Patrick Cottner. The theme song, of course, could

1611
01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:07,479
Speaker 3: only come from a miracle worker, Amy Mann. You must

1612
01:17:07,479 --> 01:17:10,400
Speaker 3: follow the show on Instagram. At I said no Gifts,

1613
01:17:10,439 --> 01:17:12,640
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear any excuses. That's where you

1614
01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:15,160
Speaker 3: get to see pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting.

1615
01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:16,960
Speaker 3: And don't you want to see pictures of the gifts?

1616
01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:25,880
Speaker 1: And I invited you hear thought a man myself perfectly clear.

1617
01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:32,439
Speaker 1: When you're a guest to me, you gotta come to

1618
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:40,320
Speaker 1: me empty. And I said, no gifts, your presences presents enough,

1619
01:17:41,160 --> 01:17:44,640
Speaker 1: and I'm already too much stuff.

1620
01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:48,400
Speaker 2: So how do you dare to survey me?