Speaker 1: Welcome to the end of the year holiday spectacular episode
Speaker 1: of Do You Need to Arrive with Chris Fairbanks and
Speaker 1: Karen Kilgarriff. The following episode is the first ever recorded
Speaker 1: between Karen and I on an iPhone. It was a
Speaker 1: test episode. Karen and I had maybe hung out together
Speaker 1: three times total. We did not even know what the
Speaker 1: title of our podcast was going to be before we
Speaker 1: started recording. I think we figure it out mid recording.
Speaker 1: So this is our bottle Rocket, this is our XH
Speaker 1: one one, three to eight whatever that George Lucas piece
Speaker 1: of shit before Star Wars was, So this is the beginning.
Speaker 2: It's very exciting, or maybe not.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's just of a lower sound quality as well
Speaker 1: as low conversation quality, But it's exciting that we've done
Speaker 1: it a year. I think we've come a long way
Speaker 1: in that time. And twenty fifteen the new year with
Speaker 1: great episodes and we're going to have terrific guests and
Speaker 1: thank you for listening and thank.
Speaker 2: You for being a friend. And that's the song from
Speaker 2: the Golden Girls, and.
Speaker 1: More episodes to come in twenty fifteen, twenty fourteen, Can
Speaker 1: Suck It? Do You Need Right to Ride?
Speaker 3: Do You need.
Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris.
Speaker 1: Oh hello, oh, hello there Hill.
Speaker 2: Knowing I'm terrific.
Speaker 1: Well, I always do, even if someone doesn't tell me,
Speaker 1: even if they're trying.
Speaker 3: To be cool, you'll make that.
Speaker 1: I'll just I've lived a life of fear, and I
Speaker 1: always think I'm gonna fly out of a window. Well, good,
Speaker 1: even when I as a little.
Speaker 3: Kid, you think you're gonna go out the window. Always.
Speaker 1: I was obsessed with wearing my seat belt even as
Speaker 1: a little kid.
Speaker 4: But as opposed to being do you mean being like
Speaker 4: hit and then shot through the windshield?
Speaker 2: Yes, oh, okay, I thought I would not.
Speaker 3: Being stucked out of the window like a piece of paper.
Speaker 1: I just remember, no, no, not like in an airplane,
Speaker 1: right right.
Speaker 3: I just want to go backwards first. All right, here we.
Speaker 2: Go, I am. You might wonder why I have a
Speaker 2: backpack with me.
Speaker 3: Do you want to tell me why they're not? I'm wondering.
Speaker 2: You're going to be driving me to the airport.
Speaker 3: Okay, h you should actually tell me how to get
Speaker 3: the airport from here.
Speaker 2: Well, it's the exact opposite direction you're going. Okay, so
Speaker 2: go you know what.
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick since I have a little time.
Speaker 1: Take a little gander at the ocean night. It's straight ahead,
Speaker 1: it's right ahead of us. It's a great place to
Speaker 1: do you today.
Speaker 3: And this is for all of our listeners.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 4: Who's really famous, right the Pacific Ocean? Well yeah, I
Speaker 4: mean like and especially this strip because we're in Santa
Speaker 4: Monica by the pier, aren't we.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, this is the Venice Pier.
Speaker 1: Okay, the Santa Monica Compere is the one would be
Speaker 1: broken down. Carney equipment, a Carnival equipment, Carney's run it,
Speaker 1: Carnie's little equipment, cars, wheel Farris wheels.
Speaker 2: I couldn't remember what a roller coaster is called.
Speaker 4: One thousand people click off their computers and say goodbye.
Speaker 2: Really be a big one thousand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, take a level here, it's fine. The ocean's up there.
Speaker 1: You've seen it before I realized there isn't like a
Speaker 1: cul de sac. There's a guy who you would have
Speaker 1: to pay to park there and then turn around and say, hi,
Speaker 1: I just wasted my money.
Speaker 3: Hey, thanks for your house, sir.
Speaker 1: As on the way in the airport, which is where
Speaker 1: you're taking me, could we get a coffee?
Speaker 3: Absolutely? Just tell me where you.
Speaker 2: Go do it. We'll go straight ahead.
Speaker 3: I love coffee.
Speaker 2: I do too.
Speaker 3: I could drink it all day.
Speaker 2: You know my favorite.
Speaker 1: Little mom coffee shop that I like to go to,
Speaker 1: Which one is that? It's called Starbucks, A hole of
Speaker 1: them in town, and there's one up here.
Speaker 2: If you take a left on the.
Speaker 4: Venice okay, I think I've heard of that, it's I
Speaker 4: think they have an Inburbon too, That's where I live.
Speaker 2: I am incorrect, it will not be Venice.
Speaker 3: Do you know where you are all around?
Speaker 2: Why don't you take a left here? Because I do
Speaker 2: know where I am now.
Speaker 3: And we are here on Sweet Street. Let's dead End.
Speaker 2: That's the street they invented.
Speaker 1: Are not the Inventice Canal.
Speaker 2: Down there there?
Speaker 1: There are.
Speaker 2: There are some canal, but it's the cool ones. Let's
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: Let's go to cool can I think you have to
Speaker 1: look at the canal, okay, just do a U turn
Speaker 1: okay or yeah, turn.
Speaker 2: Around normally like you would a normal humor. If I
Speaker 2: weren't here.
Speaker 4: I would still use the U shape, I think, yes, okay.
Speaker 4: The only time I've ever seen the Venice Canal, and
Speaker 4: I've lived in LA for fifteen years, is in the
Speaker 4: movie Uh, what's the movie with Paul Red Oh big
Speaker 4: the Big Brother movie.
Speaker 2: Oh, my big idiot brother that lives with us?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: No, No, the Mentor movie where him and my boyfriend
Speaker 4: Sean Scott.
Speaker 3: What's his name?
Speaker 2: Are you still seeing?
Speaker 4: Sean Shawn Scott Williams. He has three first names. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's the lovers for Adam Brott.
Speaker 3: No, No, the one that if I was.
Speaker 1: Gay and I was with a man, I figured the
Speaker 1: Adam Scott. Really I find him attractive.
Speaker 3: He's beautiful, you know, and.
Speaker 2: I gave way. Yes.
Speaker 1: The only problem is that my genitals would not act
Speaker 1: up in the way that gave people's.
Speaker 2: Dudes where I would then make love. But I think
Speaker 2: I would kiss him.
Speaker 4: Are you sure about your generals? Sometimes you don't know
Speaker 4: what could happen. You have to get into it.
Speaker 2: I know my genitals very well. I know exactly what
Speaker 2: they do in most situations. To get to the canal,
Speaker 2: turn left?
Speaker 3: Okay, down here are you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I'm going to get new car.
Speaker 2: There's so many bicycles.
Speaker 1: Is dangerous our idea for and we don't have a
Speaker 1: name for our podcast, but we are going to.
Speaker 2: Do them and uh, vehicle.
Speaker 1: Baby, and exactly what appears to be about it, and
Speaker 1: it's very appropriately crying. You horrible parent, Mama, don't put
Speaker 1: baby in a bucket.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't put the baby in the book.
Speaker 2: And she was horrified.
Speaker 6: Yes, you didn't like it, but it is a hazard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not it's not well, she didn't have a
Speaker 3: helmet on.
Speaker 1: No, I mean for us to be driving while and multitasking.
Speaker 3: Very modern, patting your stomach, we can do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah we can't.
Speaker 3: I think we can do.
Speaker 1: And as long as I don't touch this phone, and
Speaker 1: it's not illegal, it's I you don't have a towel
Speaker 1: for your legs the.
Speaker 3: Way you usually like to hold.
Speaker 1: Where I usually drap a towel over my leg like
Speaker 1: a waiter does. Because tell the people, because it makes
Speaker 1: for a nice home coaster.
Speaker 2: And also I your ana out of your legs. The canal,
Speaker 2: but have it.
Speaker 1: If anyone has ever tried to find the Venice canal,
Speaker 1: you right now are laughing, as you know, it is
Speaker 1: very difficult.
Speaker 3: They are hidden away.
Speaker 2: Del Bell Street.
Speaker 1: That's if anyone ever asks again, I'm gonna say, Delly,
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: That was.
Speaker 4: You when you got in said something of like as
Speaker 4: we drive as we go.
Speaker 3: Can I drive over that.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh Jesus, but it's so exciting.
Speaker 3: I like this. It is exciting that it's very narrow like.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like we're in Italy, yes, a little bit.
Speaker 3: We're well, I mean they are the Venice Canal.
Speaker 1: One time I jumped on that with my skateboard. It
Speaker 1: of course shot into the water.
Speaker 3: How much was that skateboard?
Speaker 2: This is cool? Was the wooden part was ruined? It
Speaker 2: is cool, isn't it?
Speaker 1: A lot of times the canal is low and there
Speaker 1: isn't any water, and right now it looks great.
Speaker 2: It's clean. You can hardly tell there's human pieces.
Speaker 4: That's really me and we've got from just some really
Speaker 4: lack of days. Asked me why you were This woman
Speaker 4: seems like she's trying to teach me a lesson.
Speaker 1: Yeah, about driving, About having a man's shoulders. Yeah that's right,
Speaker 1: ship shall yeah, let her have it. You can't see it,
Speaker 1: but she seems to do a.
Speaker 2: Lot of.
Speaker 3: Jillian what's her name?
Speaker 2: She just is in shape, and I'm threatened by that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we are. That's what it is.
Speaker 1: A man's shoulders, just a girl with a super nice
Speaker 1: yoga body.
Speaker 2: We'll suck her all the way man, and there's another canal.
Speaker 3: God keep doing it.
Speaker 2: I've lived in Venice ten years. I've never done this.
Speaker 3: Really, I love this. This is like this is like
Speaker 3: Minni San Francisco, better than the last one. Look at this.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where Karen and I drive around
Speaker 1: through beautiful.
Speaker 2: The scene, the scenery and describe it to blind people.
Speaker 4: This is a bog cat the vog what they call them,
Speaker 4: real podcast.
Speaker 3: We'd be rich.
Speaker 1: We are going over a third canal and I can't.
Speaker 2: Believe I'm saying this, but it was better than the
Speaker 2: first two.
Speaker 3: The third canal was the best canal.
Speaker 2: Houses were better, the water was cleaner. Is that Yeah?
Speaker 3: They got better as they went ahead of us. Is
Speaker 3: there another fucking canal?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: That was all the fucking canal?
Speaker 3: Fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, Yeah, And you were right to turn right.
Speaker 3: I have that instinctly in me, A little bit.
Speaker 1: Uh, a lot of If you know where the ocean is, uh,
Speaker 1: and keep in mind where the ocean is you do
Speaker 1: just find driving around Los Angeles.
Speaker 3: Yeah you ocean. Now, ocean is south, yes, Mountain so
Speaker 3: uh Silver Lake and the east.
Speaker 2: Well, the ocean is really uh west.
Speaker 4: It's technically west. But for when you're talking about the city,
Speaker 4: right right, that's when you say.
Speaker 3: You're going south.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: This, if we continue to talk about this, it is
Speaker 4: the most boring conversation.
Speaker 2: All right, right now? You are you? Are you? Okay?
Speaker 3: Let's I don't want to transition into weather.
Speaker 2: Let us go.
Speaker 1: Oh, let it just in seventy five another week, seventy five,
Speaker 1: one more week.
Speaker 3: It is courteous.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, really it's very pretty. A lot of bikers, people
Speaker 4: on bicycles, I.
Speaker 1: Should say, a lot of people not in a car
Speaker 1: with the windows rolled up and they are conditioning on.
Speaker 2: So really yeah, yeah, there's pretty normal. We're normal. They're crazy.
Speaker 3: This is la normal windows up podcast calling.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it's going to be like in Boise, Idaho.
Speaker 2: Oh do you want to play a fun game? Yes,
Speaker 2: Pretend I didn't say exactly where in Idaho.
Speaker 1: I hope I will be okay, okay and just and
Speaker 1: and play along with this and uh if by saying oh,
Speaker 1: you basically just saying today Karen stopped at a red
Speaker 1: light but put her hand in front of me to
Speaker 1: keep me from launching out the window.
Speaker 2: Because I have stated it's a fear, it's your fear.
Speaker 3: I throw up with ma marm. I'm sorry. And then,
Speaker 3: of course the Mercedes ran the.
Speaker 2: Red light, because that's.
Speaker 1: How it works, totally blatantly ran what was had been
Speaker 1: a red light for some time.
Speaker 4: We could call this podcast l a driving lessons because
Speaker 4: as we go we could be like, you know, if
Speaker 4: you're new to LA, just know, all mercedes will run
Speaker 4: red as if there are surgeon that has gotten called away, right.
Speaker 1: Something important either from everyone a universities is a surgeon
Speaker 1: on the go there's.
Speaker 4: An emergency scenario or they're a desulting person and an
Speaker 4: equally important emergency.
Speaker 2: Right, take a right? Please?
Speaker 3: Wait, what's the game? We're here.
Speaker 2: The game?
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'll say I go so, uh, I'm going
Speaker 1: to Idaho to do stand up. Last time I was there,
Speaker 1: I met someone special and when I'm pretty excited to
Speaker 1: go back, really yeah somewhere it's in Idaho and the
Speaker 1: liquid laughs and what town is that?
Speaker 2: Anyway? I met someone there and then you say the
Speaker 2: name of the town that's important?
Speaker 3: Oh is it in Boise?
Speaker 1: Oh? We messed up. We messed up the game. I
Speaker 1: understand you haven't played it before. In an ideal world,
Speaker 1: you go, oh, Boise and I say boise girlsy whatever
Speaker 1: I can get that I did meet, but it's.
Speaker 2: Some like that.
Speaker 1: And then there's uh, I'm going to Wiley's uh, and
Speaker 1: I met someone up there, and then you go Dayton.
Speaker 1: We aren't Dayton, but I'm seeing her. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of cities. It's a fun game for comedians to play.
Speaker 3: That is not a game.
Speaker 4: That's the cult having a comedy act right where you
Speaker 4: have to know.
Speaker 2: Your line and I thrust you into it.
Speaker 4: Didn't because I swear to god, I was thinking boisey girlsies, but.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to, like step on what your joke
Speaker 3: might be.
Speaker 2: What are you doing, Honda?
Speaker 3: Yeah, your name doctor.
Speaker 2: You are no surgeon in a hurry.
Speaker 1: You're just a molassoesly slow babymaker van.
Speaker 4: You clearly have a family that you're concerned about. You're
Speaker 4: considering taking to that McDonald's.
Speaker 1: I get so mad at many vans that uh don't
Speaker 1: seem to know where they're going and are going to
Speaker 1: really slow, and it's always because they're just being cautious
Speaker 1: because there's babies in there.
Speaker 2: I'm always angry.
Speaker 4: It's like there's there's I understand that, But then that's
Speaker 4: also being unsafe because.
Speaker 3: You're being so cautious. Like the fucking people who don't
Speaker 3: get all the.
Speaker 4: Way over to the left when they're taking a left
Speaker 4: turn and they don't get into the left lane.
Speaker 2: Don't like them.
Speaker 3: It makes me angry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't keep your tail out. They're like, well,
Speaker 2: I can't see them, so they saydn't how right I'm.
Speaker 1: Facing the other way, So this isn't There aren't people
Speaker 1: behind me honking because my ass is.
Speaker 2: Out in the regular lanes.
Speaker 3: On this guy he can go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he can go.
Speaker 3: He's this guy. Will let him go.
Speaker 2: He's at least a doctor's assistant.
Speaker 3: Yes, BMW, yeah it's SILVERW.
Speaker 2: I don't know what what's the weather like in bois
Speaker 2: you do I have?
Speaker 1: I didn't bring I always bring a couple T shirts
Speaker 1: and one pair of pants.
Speaker 3: What about a jacket or some kind of a layer?
Speaker 3: You sweaters?
Speaker 2: I didn't bring sweat because it's like a high mountain desert.
Speaker 3: Oh is it have? I?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: You know what I did?
Speaker 4: I did an one nighter in Moscow, Idaho.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm be confused with the communist Soviet Soviet.
Speaker 1: I I have a story about Moscow after this.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't think I have anything. Well, I was
Speaker 3: just gonna say, can't you look on your iphon to
Speaker 3: see what the weather?
Speaker 1: I should have a normal person. It is also almost October.
Speaker 1: It could possibly be very cold there. Yes, I did
Speaker 1: not bring a jacket.
Speaker 4: Or a sweather Oh so you're just you'll maybe you'll
Speaker 4: wear like four T shirts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, T shirts a round out.
Speaker 1: I will wear one T shirt on my torso and
Speaker 1: two other T shirts wrapped.
Speaker 2: Around my arms like sleeves o prey shirts at once,
Speaker 2: so you'll be fine. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then of course they'll have the comedy club. We'll
Speaker 3: have a thermal. I mean you could buy with the
Speaker 3: comedy club.
Speaker 1: Logo on the Everyone has a comedy club thermal that they.
Speaker 2: Keep hanging in the green room.
Speaker 4: That's that's like my dream world comedy club thermals.
Speaker 2: To just have a rider.
Speaker 1: I need a thermal in the room next to my
Speaker 1: roses that has your comedy club logo on it.
Speaker 3: They have to be all cotton, please know cotton.
Speaker 2: They need a tube. Okay, there's the Starbucks is up here.
Speaker 2: Are we gonna do this?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, let's go give me hid in that
Speaker 1: silver son of a bitch. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well he's doing the same thing we're doing.
Speaker 1: He's going to turn in there too. Yeah, but they're
Speaker 1: it's okay, they're handicapped, but we're not. Yeah, but we're
Speaker 1: only doing this because we're being patient with them as far.
Speaker 2: But then at the last.
Speaker 1: Minute we're just gonna follow him and become part of
Speaker 1: the problem of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, part's the problem.
Speaker 2: Leaves us in the dust now and that now it
Speaker 2: is just us.
Speaker 4: So clearly she's handicapped because she took that left going
Speaker 4: about point three months.
Speaker 3: Now and has stopped.
Speaker 1: I think she will go and reverse. They are not
Speaker 1: necessarily good.
Speaker 3: That is an old wives tam. Oh man, you can
Speaker 3: park wherever you want because you are well.
Speaker 2: She can't take out the side of that is a
Speaker 2: horrible driver. I'm this. I'm glad this is happening in.
Speaker 1: A situation where we're both about to get out of
Speaker 1: the cars because I am going to confront her.
Speaker 2: Oh no, ma'am, I just have to say.
Speaker 4: And then she's like, one second, please and pulls out
Speaker 4: her polio hold on a second.
Speaker 1: Oh well, early on before they started calling them crutches,
Speaker 1: polio stitch helped out a lot of shriveled legs.
Speaker 2: Young oll.
Speaker 3: I can think it was Megan malaal and Children's Hospital.
Speaker 3: How hilariously she is in those crutches that I need
Speaker 3: to see. Oh, it's really good.
Speaker 2: Do we shall we?
Speaker 3: I think we should.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Bring it with us.
Speaker 4: We'll don't have to talk loudly and starbus continue recording.
Speaker 3: You want it might as well?
Speaker 2: Okay, well up so much real life? This is real
Speaker 2: life that sounds gonna be. This is a coffee pantasy.
Speaker 1: Ah are there just figured beatstay quotes?
Speaker 4: This is nothing going on at all now, not suspicious.
Speaker 1: No, just waiting for an important call for my doctor
Speaker 1: has five lights to run.
Speaker 2: Normally that would be a push door.
Speaker 1: When I see kids these days, I kind of want one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to be married. I just want have
Speaker 2: someone else's ten year old. You know, totally enormous. I
Speaker 2: think I called they call it kidnapping.
Speaker 1: Hey, how are you good?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: I will have a large ice coffee a pen.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not the same thing.
Speaker 2: Please two of those?
Speaker 3: Thanks, thank yes?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 5: You don't want you to be that's right? Nothing, Let
Speaker 5: me get them.
Speaker 3: You're leaving town.
Speaker 1: But I'm leaving town to make upward of fifty dollars.
Speaker 3: So did they go in free appeaser?
Speaker 1: This plumboo has a nice restaurant attached to it, and
Speaker 1: you get a a whatever you want every day.
Speaker 2: Really two, I could eat there twice to day than
Speaker 2: you like stopt.
Speaker 1: It's worth the plane ticket to eat twice today.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 3: Your own you do.
Speaker 2: We're back in the car and we're back. We're back
Speaker 2: and we just I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was a good idea to bring the recording into Starbucks.
Speaker 2: I felt like people were watching us.
Speaker 4: People were definitely watching us. There might be copyright infringement
Speaker 4: because only Adele.
Speaker 3: Will have the recording Starbucks.
Speaker 1: And yeah, her Nico case. I did just get her
Speaker 1: latest singles. They have little cards with free downloads.
Speaker 3: Is it that I'm a man one?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Isn't that a good song?
Speaker 2: I like her? Isn't she the greatest?
Speaker 3: She's the great Have you seen her live?
Speaker 2: I certainly have and seen how funny she is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's really funny.
Speaker 1: That made that pushed me over into the world of
Speaker 1: being attracted to her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, she is pretty amazing. And her backup singer
Speaker 3: Kelly Hogan, is.
Speaker 1: That the brown hair girl that has a terrific voice
Speaker 1: that they almost had a routine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, comedically both hilarious. Kelly. The reason I knew Kelly
Speaker 3: Hogan is because she was.
Speaker 4: The assistant when I want to take Linda Barry's writing class.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you know Linda Berry the comic
Speaker 3: book Arness.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, me and Danny Sebilas Flinton took her class,
Speaker 4: and Hogan is what they call her, is the assistant
Speaker 4: and the person.
Speaker 3: That like signs you up and tells you gives you
Speaker 3: in for me.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 4: And so that's how I first met her as just
Speaker 4: this girl that helps Lindaberry with her writing class.
Speaker 3: Should I be going that one?
Speaker 1: It's okay, we can run block, Yeah, I do anyway.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I mean, look at this one. I don't I
Speaker 1: think she just what does that skirts? She's strange. She
Speaker 1: is a strange. It's like she plays tennis. But alay
Speaker 1: with Red Michaels from point, I was.
Speaker 4: Gonna say, Rob Zombie that I could not think of
Speaker 4: anything that's enough to cut you off, which is not
Speaker 4: good for comedy. You have to be up, cut me off,
Speaker 4: jump in and interrupt people, all right, Then you did
Speaker 4: just interrupt?
Speaker 3: What are you? You better be a doctor. You'd better
Speaker 3: be a doctor.
Speaker 2: Her.
Speaker 3: This really is in terms of traffic and the way
Speaker 3: things are fucked. This is ideal.
Speaker 2: What's her right here?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, we're going through a parking lot, but all taco.
Speaker 2: We're turning right now? Yeah? No, just right here? We
Speaker 2: got okay, yep?
Speaker 3: Is it your home? Don't taco?
Speaker 2: Yeah? This is the one I called space camp. This
Speaker 2: is what I call sab camp.
Speaker 1: I just get my car, yeah, and uh, I don't
Speaker 1: want to go through the details, but it does end
Speaker 1: with me napping with a bunch of rappers in my lap.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, but you couldn't rap car. Yeah. Hip
Speaker 2: hop artists end up in my lap.
Speaker 4: You meet them a don't tako give you pause, and
Speaker 4: then you fall asleep. But anyway, I love Miko Case's music,
Speaker 4: her voice, everything is perfect.
Speaker 3: Billy Hogan's music is amazing.
Speaker 4: She's a musician and obviously in her own right, not
Speaker 4: just singing, but she's sit at her own album.
Speaker 2: Take right here and then a left and then an
Speaker 2: immediate left.
Speaker 3: Got you wow?
Speaker 1: Okay, I want to check it out because I only
Speaker 1: got interested in Nico because I liked the new pornographers
Speaker 1: and I got into a c newman, the guy.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: Great.
Speaker 1: But then I's doing chose in San Francisco, and old
Speaker 1: April Richardson was there because she's friends with Billy Bragg,
Speaker 1: which I thought was strange that they were legitimately just friends.
Speaker 1: They act like siblings, of course, and it was cool
Speaker 1: and we went out to eat, and I didn't realize
Speaker 1: that with Nico Case, who was performing at the Folk Festival,
Speaker 1: I saw she was going to come to dinner and
Speaker 1: decided not to at the last minute, and the empty
Speaker 1: seat was right in front of me. I would have
Speaker 1: been sitting across from her at dinner.
Speaker 3: Now, how do you think he would have handled that?
Speaker 2: Because I would have been.
Speaker 1: I think that I was feeling good that weekend, and
Speaker 1: I would have been. I just would have talked to her.
Speaker 1: I didn't nail it, didn't blurt. I would have nailed her, Yep,
Speaker 1: under the table.
Speaker 2: I would have, but laid it on her knee like
Speaker 2: a cowl that I otherwise rested a phone on. And
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't I just think I would
Speaker 2: have talked to her.
Speaker 3: No, if she seems super cool is definitely super cool.
Speaker 4: I started following Cogan on Twitter and then she followed
Speaker 4: me back, and she I think, like she's.
Speaker 3: Talked to me a couple of times.
Speaker 4: She doesn't understand that I'm intensely starstruck because I really
Speaker 4: her backup singing fornoque is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to back her up and still stand out that
Speaker 1: because her voice is incredible, Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 2: I know. I do not like any other music like that.
Speaker 1: I don't like whatever alternative country or women her way
Speaker 1: all country, right, yeah.
Speaker 2: But it's it's not it's the best music ever though,
Speaker 2: it's not. I just don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not a big country person, but all it's a
Speaker 1: wulky indie rock band and there's a guy that plays
Speaker 1: a steel guitar. That's the only thing that's kind of
Speaker 1: country about it, right exactly. I heard Larry Way, She's
Speaker 1: seen she doesn't do that Carrie Underwood contrived country twang
Speaker 1: voice thing.
Speaker 2: That's what I don't like.
Speaker 1: If all country music didn't have cartoonish singer doing.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm made it for.
Speaker 2: Hang my hand.
Speaker 3: I heard the Yahoo commercial and then I.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the Little Guy came on and I was
Speaker 4: like you're good.
Speaker 3: Is that Yahoo? I want to know who does the
Speaker 3: Yahoo for?
Speaker 2: Yes, he did the song from Raising Arizona.
Speaker 1: Yahoo.
Speaker 3: Where we did are the YouTube sing? Oh yeah Central?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we are by YouTube central. This is where I
Speaker 2: want to Jefferson.
Speaker 1: The weside there's a desolate, undeveloped, undevelopable marshland. And then
Speaker 1: over here there's a very expensive condos for people that
Speaker 1: need security guards.
Speaker 3: Meets that's me all over. It has a kind of
Speaker 3: gecko it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I say. It's artscastic, but it's
Speaker 2: really really cool.
Speaker 3: Rich people.
Speaker 2: No, it's no that it is for rich people.
Speaker 1: But I drink in front of the white flight gated
Speaker 1: community and I don't like it. I say, I'd say
Speaker 1: you live in a neighborhood and you occasionally get monked.
Speaker 2: That's how it is until you have kids, and then yeah,
Speaker 2: move into one of these places and living here.
Speaker 3: Time to ask you, we're not about to stay on
Speaker 3: the freeway.
Speaker 2: Alas, No, I avoid the freeway.
Speaker 1: Here's how I get to the airport where you're taking
Speaker 1: me from my house hold on.
Speaker 3: I know you mean business because your voice is cut.
Speaker 1: Really Yeah, here's the thing. The freeway usually I'm a
Speaker 1: big fan of not today, you see whereas the crow flies,
Speaker 1: the route we're.
Speaker 2: Taking is faster.
Speaker 1: If it isn't in a peak traffic hour, why are
Speaker 1: you not at the end, just with the word hour,
Speaker 1: I got upset. As long as it's not a peak
Speaker 1: traffic hour. It uh this it's the faster way because
Speaker 1: the freeway is way you have to go way east.
Speaker 3: Well, and also you know, I think where I can't
Speaker 3: drive on the freeway now right?
Speaker 2: Why is that? It's a law? It's broken.
Speaker 3: And you know, yes, I've been banned from the freeway.
Speaker 1: If you're low tack my ankle vibrator. I've never been stale.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm a vibrator. But it goes off.
Speaker 3: No, I as you know, I have that fluftet.
Speaker 2: I do know that.
Speaker 3: And this happened like two years ago. I got on
Speaker 3: the freeway by my house, the.
Speaker 4: One thirty four where margets to the one on one
Speaker 4: and so it's like five ways of tund I was
Speaker 4: in the middle lane and my eyes started going, that's
Speaker 4: my right before I have a seizure. My eyes flick
Speaker 4: up to the left.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Okay, it started after this story you have to remind
Speaker 1: me what to do of your if it starts napping.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, that'll be fine. They're gonna hit.
Speaker 3: That's gonna be crashed.
Speaker 2: That person hit that person or where they stopped. But
Speaker 2: I closed my eyes.
Speaker 3: Well because that range river did that crazy thing.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, that's what it was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, everything were not fine. That's a range Rover.
Speaker 2: They never hit anything. No, no, they have surgery. Joke's
Speaker 2: not gonna get on. No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not done with that all.
Speaker 4: So anyway, as I was there, my eyes start flicking,
Speaker 4: and so I couldn't when that's happening. Literally, my eyes
Speaker 4: are doing whatever the fuck they want, and I'm driving
Speaker 4: on the freeway. I was going sixteen miles an hour.
Speaker 4: So I just pulled to the right, hoping to god
Speaker 4: no one was on my right hand side, crossed the
Speaker 4: cross two lanes of.
Speaker 3: Traffic, and took the exit because I was about to
Speaker 3: get funneled into that part where there's no exit and
Speaker 3: you get on to the one I want.
Speaker 4: So it was basically, uh, every think it was vine
Speaker 4: Lent whatever that last exit on the one.
Speaker 3: Just pulled off there. I don't know how I did
Speaker 3: that without hitting anybody.
Speaker 4: Like it was just a fucking miracle that no one
Speaker 4: was there, and then pulled over, couldn't stop shaking. I
Speaker 4: was on my way to do Jane Wilson's comedy show.
Speaker 4: I had to call her and say it can't come
Speaker 4: because I just had to drive like get myself. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: this part it was just the eye flick and then
Speaker 4: it stopped. But like I just sit there on the
Speaker 4: side of the road for five minutes making sure I
Speaker 4: wasn't about that seizure, and then I just drove home.
Speaker 3: And I haven't driven on the freeway since because.
Speaker 4: This is two years ago, okay, And every time I
Speaker 4: get I've tried to get on the freeway, like just
Speaker 4: like he just tough it out, and anytime I get
Speaker 4: onto it, it's like I start to have a panic.
Speaker 2: How do you get tell me you didn't take the
Speaker 2: Pearl five.
Speaker 3: No, that's what takes.
Speaker 4: It takes me for ever to get anywhere because they
Speaker 4: don't pick the freeway.
Speaker 2: And went up through the mountain, I know, over Cold Water.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, and then down Santa Monica and then down
Speaker 4: to Colovida and then Washington.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I mean I'm kind of that's fine. I'm resigned to
Speaker 3: it because I just anything to not get on the freeway.
Speaker 4: Wow, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I am, I'm glad. Okay.
Speaker 1: That's when people say they don't want to be on
Speaker 1: the freeway, I get up. I'm like, oh, you don't
Speaker 1: like to be places faster and you're scared of card.
Speaker 1: But you have a great reason.
Speaker 3: I have a pretty much hit reason. But see, here's
Speaker 3: the thing.
Speaker 4: Like, I know, it's it logical because it is the freeway.
Speaker 4: What we're driving on right now, is is the freeway.
Speaker 2: This is Yeah, that's the famous one.
Speaker 3: But it's not the same to me. You know, it's
Speaker 3: not the same to me because if.
Speaker 4: I wanted to, I could pull over right there, right
Speaker 4: and that's the same.
Speaker 2: Yep, you're right.
Speaker 3: Okay, although now that's not that's just.
Speaker 2: One of my well i'll just reach over you perfect.
Speaker 3: Yeah we should plan stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I will grab the wheel if you ever
Speaker 2: have a teacher.
Speaker 3: I literally it's the I mean, it's it's kind of boring,
Speaker 3: but anyway, that's the what do I do if you
Speaker 3: start to have a teacher if we're driving, definitely grab
Speaker 3: that wheel.
Speaker 4: But basically just make sure I don't hit my head
Speaker 4: and make sure don't let people stare at me.
Speaker 3: That's the only thing.
Speaker 4: But there's nothing you can do, like all those things
Speaker 4: that people say, like put your wallet in someone's mouth
Speaker 4: or put a stick, all that is not true.
Speaker 2: It's really just to avert. You're supposed to avert the
Speaker 2: eyes of onlookers for me. Yeah, if you could put
Speaker 2: it you start to have a teazer. I should just
Speaker 2: get maked, do a dance.
Speaker 3: Exactly and try to kick me under a table that
Speaker 3: has a long table cloth. That would be perfect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hopefully it's not the under the tablecloth place I'll
Speaker 1: be having sex. Okay, I'm like, all I do is
Speaker 1: call back to thay.
Speaker 3: I think, well, I think that's professional.
Speaker 2: I think that it just I'm showing off.
Speaker 1: But for the time theaying I have a short term
Speaker 1: memory that exists.
Speaker 3: We got to show those off. Well we can't.
Speaker 1: Oh god, it will be around forever. Hey have you
Speaker 1: seen that that show Derek? No, he works in like
Speaker 1: an old folks home and it's very sweet and he
Speaker 1: kind of plays an autistic person. So he's like going,
Speaker 1: he's doing a retarded character a little bit.
Speaker 2: Oh, but he's so good and it's so good and it.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, because it's the old people and he cares
Speaker 1: about them and in a home us like you know
Speaker 1: where my mom. It's a very good show. I've didn't
Speaker 1: want I just watched like five of them. I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I like him now. For a while, I wasn't into
Speaker 1: the old jar basse right because.
Speaker 3: He got very cadantic about his aim.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, I know a lot of people are atheists.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have to.
Speaker 4: Like well whatever, I mean. Yeah, I love Ricky Gervase,
Speaker 4: but that starts that did start to full me. I
Speaker 4: was following him on Twitter and night unfollowed him because
Speaker 4: of this every single fucking thing.
Speaker 3: Dude, are you serious? Oh, oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I hate that guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1: It's it's terrible when you hate someone someone you develop
Speaker 1: a hatred and you need closure, but they just drive
Speaker 1: off and you never get the chance to murder them.
Speaker 3: I was really staring after him, like I wanted to
Speaker 3: apply thought.
Speaker 2: Oh I saw that look. I thowt that look in
Speaker 2: your eye.
Speaker 3: I can't get on the one O five.
Speaker 2: Oh it's okay, we don't need.
Speaker 3: It, but I'm scared to get on the one five.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's all right right.
Speaker 1: Please remember that I already forgot about your free ways rule.
Speaker 3: You couldn't be a more dramatic stories.
Speaker 2: I was just waiting for my turn to talk.
Speaker 4: Okay, Now you have to tell me what your uh
Speaker 4: plans for boys?
Speaker 3: Okay, how you think it's gonna go?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: If you like the club, are you excited? What's gonna happen?
Speaker 2: I am? I am. I like the town. I have
Speaker 2: a history with the town.
Speaker 3: I uh, great, where are you from?
Speaker 2: I'm from Missoula, Montana.
Speaker 1: But when I had a girlfriend and at home and
Speaker 1: we moved to Texas together and La together.
Speaker 2: She grew up in Boise. We would go there all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: Okay, So in addition to doing stand up there, at
Speaker 1: least nine times I've gone there just hang out with
Speaker 1: her family back in the past.
Speaker 3: Nice. You're familiar with it.
Speaker 1: I am familiar with it, and I liked the town
Speaker 1: for it being a kind of conservative, quiet city. It
Speaker 1: is a city. It's one hundred and some thousand people.
Speaker 1: But uh, it's just beautiful and everyone there's nice.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of trees. It's called the City of
Speaker 1: trees only two. Oh my god, why are we being beacon?
Speaker 1: Why the Game of Thrones cast members.
Speaker 3: It's not the best ring ever.
Speaker 1: It's if by best are mispronouncing, horrifying. I just did
Speaker 1: not expect trumpet tears. But I like it now now
Speaker 1: that my heart rate go back to normal.
Speaker 3: It's really uh, it's foreboding. It's for voting, which is
Speaker 3: how everybody feels about phone calls.
Speaker 1: I really thought that twice that you said that that
Speaker 1: the horn noise was made for voting.
Speaker 2: I don't know that it is for voting. I think
Speaker 2: this is for voting. That's because that's a foghorn.
Speaker 3: Why anyway, that's for castle.
Speaker 1: I don't know. But you're right, it's sound of pro voting.
Speaker 2: It's for both. Yeah, but it just caught me off guard.
Speaker 1: And it's a fun club. I have friends there from
Speaker 1: my old snowboarding days.
Speaker 2: They won't be around. I'll hang out with them during
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 2: I've had great times there and uh, some.
Speaker 3: Things looking up isn't because I used to. When I
Speaker 3: did the road very briefly, I always dreaded it.
Speaker 4: I always school. First of all, I was drunk all
Speaker 4: the time, so I was always hungover. Yeah, going to
Speaker 4: the airport, it was always.
Speaker 2: Like I'm about to be the last day I'm there.
Speaker 2: I'm oas drunk and getting on their plane. Yeah. I
Speaker 2: still experience that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think that's part.
Speaker 1: Of it, right, Yeah, that's how you deal I and
Speaker 1: by you, I mean me, because you don't I do
Speaker 1: used to you you used to. I'm still there. I'm
Speaker 1: still in the darkness. I haven't seen the light.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, if you're not having seizures like I'm
Speaker 4: not having chees me or fucking shit up major lea
Speaker 4: and you're obviously drinking, you're handling it.
Speaker 2: I did. Yeah, I'm fine. I don't I don't drink
Speaker 2: that much.
Speaker 1: But I didn't notice the difference because I'm about to
Speaker 1: go do these shows where people pay twelve dollars and
Speaker 1: they get they drink too much. In that town, They're
Speaker 1: gonna heckle. There's gonna be about two hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: of them by six shows that I have to do.
Speaker 1: But I just did, not to brag. But the shows
Speaker 1: Daniel Tosh last weekend in Seattle, people pay. I just
Speaker 1: was opening for him. Of course, people stop closing it
Speaker 1: out for him. People pay sixty nine to one hundred
Speaker 1: and seventy nine dollars tickets. Jesus, and they are, and
Speaker 1: there's twenty seven hundred of them that's in the theater.
Speaker 2: They are the most well behaved, smart people.
Speaker 1: Really weeds out all the dummies, all the drunks, and
Speaker 1: all the people that simply can't afford to go, which
Speaker 1: is horrible and elitist. That sounds awful. I want to
Speaker 1: perform for poor people at a soup kitchen. Great, but
Speaker 1: those people are gonna heckle. That's right, They're gonna heckle,
Speaker 1: and they're gonna be on moonshine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, these people were great. It was the best show's ever.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that's why you charge an elitist amount,
Speaker 1: and I'm so glad he uh, I may do that.
Speaker 2: It was fun. I want to do it again.
Speaker 4: You know, it's really funny because I know he's a
Speaker 4: real he's a real hot button.
Speaker 3: Uh. I don't know him, this person, uh huh, he's
Speaker 3: just as a name.
Speaker 1: Obviously a lot of a lot of I had no
Speaker 1: idea he was being bomb but like bombed. We had
Speaker 1: to go to private parts of restaurants for him to eat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people specifically young collegey like aggressive drunk frat boys will
Speaker 1: go and try.
Speaker 2: And pet his hair. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: Well, because that's like the number one show on Tommy Central.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: He's hugely famous that way.
Speaker 4: Then of course he's basically now synonymous with the word rape.
Speaker 1: Uh so there's a lot of that was the one
Speaker 1: thing that he don't He's like, please don't mention rape.
Speaker 2: During your act. I'm like, I don't anyway, Yeah.
Speaker 4: That must I feel. I think that's a really fascinating
Speaker 4: kind of thing. I thought I saw him, which is
Speaker 4: kind of funny.
Speaker 3: I thought I saw him in the hallway after her
Speaker 3: show I did at Largo, huh. And it was Patton's show.
Speaker 4: So afterwards I texted that and I go he was
Speaker 4: that then opausal away and even like, I don't think so.
Speaker 3: And for some reason, I like it wouldn't.
Speaker 4: I just didn't think it would be weird if they
Speaker 4: were friends or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, mean either it would surprise me actually, but
Speaker 1: because well because I don't know them.
Speaker 4: But I think it's very interesting because obviously I'm very
Speaker 4: anti rape.
Speaker 3: As a woman and as a feminist, I don't like rape.
Speaker 4: But the thing that he did in that whole story.
Speaker 4: I've done it myself and I've seen millions of people
Speaker 4: do it where you get you get heckled, and you
Speaker 4: have a bad response and then that elicits the worst
Speaker 4: response and you kind of become this weird.
Speaker 3: A ring master for a thing you know wanted to
Speaker 3: be involved.
Speaker 1: In in the first and that that's kind of I
Speaker 1: will defend the Michael Richards guy too, and he accept
Speaker 1: that it's insane that he was saying the N word
Speaker 1: over and over, but he was going through that same
Speaker 1: spiral like, yes, well that wasn't funny.
Speaker 2: So now I got to go to something.
Speaker 1: Else anger, yes, and I can't back out otherwise I'm
Speaker 1: weak on stairs something.
Speaker 4: Yes exactly that you have to you have to come
Speaker 4: back with with triple you double down.
Speaker 3: In that scenario I was opposed.
Speaker 1: To, you can't back and that's what happened, was Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I've seen him because I opened for him like
Speaker 1: ten years ago before he was a famous person, and
Speaker 1: it would happen then too. He would get mad at
Speaker 1: hack Winters and kind of go over the top with
Speaker 1: attacking them, right, but now people expected of him, right,
Speaker 1: and it goes well if people wanted him to like
Speaker 1: be mean and he wasn't given it to him.
Speaker 3: Do you think they wanted him to be mean to
Speaker 3: like women?
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh that's not good.
Speaker 3: It's it's far.
Speaker 1: Girls want him to say the thing, but he's he's
Speaker 1: a nice guy and he doesn't hate women and he's
Speaker 1: a good It's it's interesting, you know these comics that
Speaker 1: are like at this stage Persona, where it's like I'm
Speaker 1: mean and I made every group of people, and then
Speaker 1: in real life they're actually nice and the people like
Speaker 1: Dmitri Martin are asshole too. You know.
Speaker 2: It's like right, right, It's an interesting thing to me.
Speaker 4: What they do on stage doesn't always have a lot
Speaker 4: to know who they are. But what I think is
Speaker 4: interesting is the joke he was trying to start that
Speaker 4: got him in the I.
Speaker 2: Guess I don't know that he was starting a joke.
Speaker 4: That said rape is always funny, no matter what, and
Speaker 4: he that's when the girl was like, no, you're wrong,
Speaker 4: and then he was like.
Speaker 3: Everyone should rape her right now, all of that is bad? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: in my opinion, that's that handled poorly.
Speaker 4: Sure, yet I don't judge him, And that was this
Speaker 4: weird thing when I thought I was looking him in
Speaker 4: the face backstage at Largo. That came up for me
Speaker 4: because I was, like, I really emphasized, I've handled myself
Speaker 4: so badly on stage so many times.
Speaker 2: That I when it's a heck situation, yes.
Speaker 3: Like you you do things, but like your mouth goes
Speaker 3: with yes exactly exactly, and like I'm sure, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It just is weird to me. And yet I want
Speaker 3: to know what the end of that fucking.
Speaker 4: Joke was because it's such a grandiose statement, like rape
Speaker 4: is always funny, no matter what, Like, what the.
Speaker 2: Fuck was he thinking? What's the end of the joke
Speaker 2: that he was saying?
Speaker 4: Is?
Speaker 1: Uh, he was doing that joke, But that wasn't how
Speaker 1: it went. It's it was there was a couple other examples.
Speaker 1: It wasn't rape one of three examples. And I said,
Speaker 1: all those things can be funny if you write a
Speaker 1: good joke.
Speaker 2: But it was a joke. What he said was a joke,
Speaker 2: but it wasn't that. It wasn't no, no, it was.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It was that it can be if it's a well
Speaker 1: written joke. But I mean, but that was with an
Speaker 1: a joke. I'm not obviously doing it because I've write
Speaker 1: his material and no one hires me to write anything.
Speaker 1: But the point is that's not true.
Speaker 3: Seen on H one.
Speaker 2: I have seen you on Guy Code.
Speaker 1: I'm on the Big Bang Period, which can only be
Speaker 1: enjoyed if you have fallen off a motorcycle without helmet.
Speaker 2: Have you seen that show? No?
Speaker 7: I have not.
Speaker 1: It's not very good. Ever, they're likable. I like the
Speaker 1: people on it. I'm not mad at Bang Theory anymore.
Speaker 3: I would watch a.
Speaker 4: Show called Bank Fairy, for sure, but no, not Big
Speaker 4: Bang Theory incuminating regular size Bang, regular size Bang idea.
Speaker 4: H Well, so but you're okay, So let's get back
Speaker 4: to you because we might have to edit out about
Speaker 4: Daniel Talk part.
Speaker 3: First of all, it's not timely, right, that was my idea.
Speaker 4: But I just think it's interesting that, you know, I
Speaker 4: think I'm a sexist of any sexist comic because men
Speaker 4: tissed me off a lot, and I don't understand them often.
Speaker 4: But in that scenario, I remember having like my first
Speaker 4: reaction was like fuck that guy, and then my second
Speaker 4: reaction was I can't say that because I've I've been
Speaker 4: so terrible on stage when people heckled me just I
Speaker 4: just did the.
Speaker 2: Other night, except for.
Speaker 4: Now now that when it happens, I can handle. It's
Speaker 4: like I'm doing a character handling it right where this
Speaker 4: woman I was talking about how someone gave me the
Speaker 4: quote unquote compliment that I found like Lisa Lobe when
Speaker 4: I sing, and I was like, that's not a compliment.
Speaker 3: And then this girl's like, I wish you'd sing stay
Speaker 3: right now, And I go, what did you say? And
Speaker 3: she goes, I wish.
Speaker 4: You'd sing, say, but just like I don't give a
Speaker 4: fuck what you wish, and I just started screaming at her.
Speaker 4: But everybody it was like she loved it as much
Speaker 4: as everybody else, and it was all kind of part of.
Speaker 3: The fun because I was in control. I think that's
Speaker 3: what it is is.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you're in control in that scenario, and sometimes you
Speaker 4: are legitimately infuriated that people would be yelling at you
Speaker 4: while you're trying to do a joke, and then that
Speaker 4: get you.
Speaker 1: Get carried away right right, I know exactly what you're saying,
Speaker 1: and I think when she said Lee's alope, she's just
Speaker 1: your voice sounds like a specific or what to me
Speaker 1: when you're saying it sounds like music when I there's
Speaker 1: a time when I like the Sundays and all and
Speaker 1: like and I've listening to like the Breeders and Belly
Speaker 1: and I had.
Speaker 2: A thing for.
Speaker 1: It's been since it's been now Nicokas as the first
Speaker 1: like female vocalist that I've gotten into in the last
Speaker 1: fifteen twenty years.
Speaker 2: But that your voice reminds me of that when I
Speaker 2: into the Sunday.
Speaker 1: Thank you because Harriet Wheeler, I love this lady's example, huh.
Speaker 2: I love this poster.
Speaker 3: She's amazing. Rest those songs were so fucking awesome. That
Speaker 3: band is the greatest YEP.
Speaker 1: And I think maybe when that lady said Lesa Lobe,
Speaker 1: she just met Harriet Wheeler, but.
Speaker 2: She didn't know her name because she listened to Dumb.
Speaker 1: She just bought the the soundtrack.
Speaker 3: That's an incredibly positive interpretation.
Speaker 2: To go with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she just liked that era of alternative lady rock.
Speaker 3: And do you know that was twenty over twenty years ago.
Speaker 1: I just say fifteen years. It helps me feel better
Speaker 1: about my impending death.
Speaker 3: But very soon.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I can't believe it's been fifteen years.
Speaker 2: I just had my twenty year high school reunion. Wait
Speaker 2: you just said twenty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, god, fifteen years over.
Speaker 3: Twenty eight years.
Speaker 4: Oh, I heard the Sunday's album.
Speaker 3: I was in college in Sacramento. I was in a
Speaker 3: record store. That song came on.
Speaker 4: Here's where the story ends, and it literally dropped what
Speaker 4: was in my hand, and whoever was standing nearest mega,
Speaker 4: Who is it?
Speaker 3: Who is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the best.
Speaker 3: Like a big nerd And then I bought it.
Speaker 2: It.
Speaker 1: It immediately put me in a trance that that's that song.
Speaker 6: Here's where the story is that hard? Yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 6: it's She's great. And I turned on friends of mine
Speaker 6: that just listened a Slayer.
Speaker 1: I was roommates. I was for a little while. I
Speaker 1: was just snowboarding. That's all I was doing. Wasn't even eating.
Speaker 1: It's just waking up and hiking and jumping off jumps
Speaker 1: until I broke my legs. But I had a roommate
Speaker 1: who was a good friend, and all he listened to
Speaker 1: it was like Slayer in the Melvins, and like, just
Speaker 1: like he had me hard.
Speaker 2: His dad was a total asshole. Yeah that's oddly enough.
Speaker 1: His dad looked like Phil Collins, but total and while
Speaker 1: drumming more drummer he was.
Speaker 2: He was not a musician, poor boy. He was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was my friend, very close friend by the
Speaker 1: angry tattooed angry dude that we used to fight a
Speaker 1: lot and I by the end of our winter sleeping
Speaker 1: in beds right next to each other. He loved the
Speaker 1: Sundays so much and now he's in the like metric
Speaker 1: and everything. I turned him into a real dandy fop
Speaker 1: because I like her voice too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Emily Hines, I you know it's weird voice. I
Speaker 3: like the idea of met Trek.
Speaker 4: Everybody thinks that I will love met Trek like I've
Speaker 4: gotten a lot of people send it, but there's something
Speaker 4: about the I like one song of theirs that's old
Speaker 4: and everything else I just go. And maybe I might be.
Speaker 3: Prejudiced because she's really pretty. She is, but she looks
Speaker 3: like a model. It's kind of that.
Speaker 1: Not in person. She looks like a menthol cigarette person.
Speaker 1: So let that rest with you. She does not take
Speaker 1: care of herself or thinks she's pretty. She thinks that
Speaker 1: she works out of speakeasy in the twenties and has
Speaker 1: a tray of just different mental shelves in between songs
Speaker 1: available she's got a rough she's lived a rough life,
Speaker 1: like fuck this body out there direction Yeah, most lady,
Speaker 1: and treats her body like a goddamn Paris wheel, and
Speaker 1: so you should like her, Okay, like her.
Speaker 2: She doesn't think she's pretty. I do know herself. Do
Speaker 2: you like her now?
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: I'll play some of her the Soft Skeletons, that's her
Speaker 1: more acoustic e list, and maybe you won't like that also,
Speaker 1: and I'll be okay with that. We'll see, we will see.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: What's weird about stuff like that is like it's so
Speaker 4: immediate to me. It's almost like when you meet someone
Speaker 4: you know you like them or don't like them immediately
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 3: And like with music, it almost just it's like it
Speaker 3: goes click click click. Yeah, it's like this is.
Speaker 4: The voice puts it sound a certain way that I like,
Speaker 4: and the music has to and then the lyrics act
Speaker 4: can't be done.
Speaker 1: I think metrics lyrics don't do it for you're all,
Speaker 1: I'm going to change your mine.
Speaker 2: Okay, there are some great songs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you play me soft Skellons and then I'll
Speaker 4: only listen to player after that.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's perfect, that's perfect I just it does the
Speaker 1: opposite thing that I was.
Speaker 2: My angry friends. I get.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I those where those.
Speaker 1: Were the days of MT I love it. I love
Speaker 1: this What is she doing now? Every once in a
Speaker 1: while I google her.
Speaker 4: My friend Alicia and I had a joke every time
Speaker 4: it was one of our days, we would hand the
Speaker 4: person to present and as they were opening the present,
Speaker 4: we'd get a Sunday songbook because you could not figure
Speaker 4: out what the words to any of the time, and
Speaker 4: so it was like our jokes that the ultimate gifts would.
Speaker 2: Be a songbook. Yeah, she did have.
Speaker 1: Standout la what did you have to announciate or not
Speaker 1: be doing English?
Speaker 3: She did?
Speaker 2: That is Yeah, she's very very whimsical smoky boy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she she does look like a model. But
Speaker 3: for some reason I didn't against.
Speaker 2: I loved her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was sad because time, of course passes. It's
Speaker 1: our recent picture of her and she's like fifty.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it's just.
Speaker 1: It's about me. It's not me getting mad because she
Speaker 1: got wrinkled. It's about time has passed. Yes, and that's
Speaker 1: this young hibsical song bird lady has become someone that
Speaker 1: takes that will coastmine because it's.
Speaker 4: Under him, and that makes yeah, yeah, and that pisses
Speaker 4: you off.
Speaker 2: God, God makes me mad.
Speaker 3: I feel like maybe that.
Speaker 4: Is that you have just nailed down, Like the problem
Speaker 4: of the beauty standards in Hollywood and and in our
Speaker 4: world is that nobody wants to see their own mortality
Speaker 4: in the state.
Speaker 2: Of a beautiful lady.
Speaker 3: So just go away if if you have it gracefully off.
Speaker 4: Camera, a gracefully in the Midwest alone, Yeah, looking young beautiful.
Speaker 1: Periot Wheeler did us the honor of retiring to some
Speaker 1: cottage on the side of what I imagined to be
Speaker 1: a green, grassy hill, so I don't have to see
Speaker 1: her and be confronted about my own wrinkles.
Speaker 4: That's right, because you are clearly fifty four wrinkle and I.
Speaker 2: Am not at all worried about wrinkle.
Speaker 1: I came out wrong and worried about I'm worried about
Speaker 1: tumors and my.
Speaker 2: Bladder and Alzheimer's. My skin is fine.
Speaker 4: I'm worried about Alzheimer's melanoma.
Speaker 3: And then I think.
Speaker 4: I'm worried about a random co accident, probably based.
Speaker 2: On my wow while we're podcast, while.
Speaker 3: We're podcast Actually that would be the person.
Speaker 1: You realize how many downloads it's going to be when
Speaker 1: we get killed while we're recording.
Speaker 3: Fuck you, Mark Maren.
Speaker 2: Yeah, take that. Oh that would be the ultimate.
Speaker 3: It's like a snuff podcast.
Speaker 2: Something is going to happen, something is definitely that's.
Speaker 1: I'm just realizing our podcast, which is always going to
Speaker 1: be in a car.
Speaker 2: We're going to agree to that, right, Yes, I agree. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's shake hands.
Speaker 3: No hands up? We are.
Speaker 8: We ran into the spa, the whole organization, the whole organization.
Speaker 3: Every time wind up? Why why? Why were they set
Speaker 3: up like dominoes?
Speaker 7: Okay, if I can have you imagine a bunch of
Speaker 7: dogs standing up right and being pushed over like dominoes,
Speaker 7: and they all go, Paul.
Speaker 1: Please just in a cartoon that way. I wish make
Speaker 1: the whole world.
Speaker 3: Imagine that you could draw that commute.
Speaker 2: I think I should. I will.
Speaker 3: I think you did. Just make part of our world.
Speaker 2: Imagine that. Agree with this listener, I think it would
Speaker 2: have to be a cartoon.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna animate the domino dog scenario. Okay, us driving
Speaker 1: and hitting, we're about to hit the shutting off a
Speaker 1: domino steam and there's no better dog made for Dominoes
Speaker 1: than a Dalmatian.
Speaker 3: Because the black Mines.
Speaker 2: Got the spot.
Speaker 3: That's as clear. Great, well, we're almost to the airport.
Speaker 1: We are almost to the airport. I'm gonna have great
Speaker 1: shows and come back.
Speaker 4: Is there anybody that works with that club that you
Speaker 4: look forward to seeing that was there last time?
Speaker 2: They were nice kids.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the what I'm saying is, are you gonna
Speaker 4: suck a waitress crib?
Speaker 2: No? I am not a waitress fucker. Okay, I do.
Speaker 2: I believe the last time that happened was three years ago.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm I mean civilians, sure, sure, any random
Speaker 1: person that.
Speaker 3: Buy the ticket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying not too lately, you know, Yeah, someone
Speaker 1: you want probably curb the curb my penis. Did you
Speaker 1: know that when you're walking your dog and it says
Speaker 1: curb your dog, everyone thinks, oh, bring the dog by
Speaker 1: the curb or something about poop. It doesn't mean that.
Speaker 1: Curb your dog simply means curb. It's enthusiasm or curb
Speaker 1: it's excitement.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's in a neighborhood. Because this is when I
Speaker 1: found that out. It's one sign right next to it
Speaker 1: said please clean up the dog poop.
Speaker 2: And the other one said curb your dog, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's the same thing.
Speaker 1: And then I looked it up and it said curb
Speaker 1: your dog means after certain hours, don't let your dog
Speaker 1: get excited and bark. Keep them calm because it's a
Speaker 1: quiet neighborhood or whatever. I can curb your dog. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like curb your enthusiasm or curb your appetite or
Speaker 1: and the other thing I thought it meant, and this
Speaker 1: is horrible, is like an American History X where you
Speaker 1: put a.
Speaker 2: Dog dog and you can put.
Speaker 1: Back the head like like it's highead murder. Curb your dog. No,
Speaker 1: I will not. That's the meanest thing you can.
Speaker 2: Do to a dog.
Speaker 4: It's like assignment says curbs stomp your dog, and then
Speaker 4: there's a little pop thet's bottom.
Speaker 3: Curse please they're curb stump that phrase.
Speaker 2: If we're.
Speaker 1: Then I could try and think of something worse. That's
Speaker 1: the worst thing anyone could say. Oh, there's the airport,
Speaker 1: can we make it? I think that we did it.
Speaker 2: We did it. That was good aggressive driving.
Speaker 3: Thank you. I'm almost ready for the free land. I
Speaker 3: feel it.
Speaker 1: No, I mean all this is when your eyes are
Speaker 1: going to get to fluttering right.
Speaker 3: Just we sh over this overpass. We just got straight
Speaker 3: off straight.
Speaker 2: But there we go. I have my backpack, I have
Speaker 2: my wallet.
Speaker 3: Now this part do you have do you travel strucks?
Speaker 2: Not anymore because I just I in my fleet. I pack.
Speaker 1: I Sometimes I'm like, maam, I forgot my uh phone
Speaker 1: charger or something. But I used to in my snowboarding
Speaker 1: days before I would go snow I had a checklist, goggles,
Speaker 1: uh you know, lens wipes, everything I needed I would
Speaker 1: have on this last.
Speaker 2: Check it out.
Speaker 1: Yes, I would get pumped up with the Sunday's causette. Uh,
Speaker 1: I really did. It's so funny. We gotta talk Sundays. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, good time. When I get back on Sunday,
Speaker 1: opened the car door.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh yes, I'm on United.
Speaker 3: Are you perfect? It's perfect. We'll happened. Great week.
Speaker 2: Thank you, big shows.
Speaker 3: That's not bad.
Speaker 2: I thought you should have a great week. Six shows.
Speaker 3: Have six shows?
Speaker 4: Guilt just max and relax as much Apostle.
Speaker 2: You're talking weird.
Speaker 3: This is what I'm liking there for. It really casual
Speaker 3: up until.
Speaker 1: Yeah, A lot of people get nervous in the roundabout it,
Speaker 1: and other people talk.
Speaker 8: In a hip wave like I'm in the Sugar Hill.
Speaker 8: I hope you're That club is the Let's go Crazy.
Speaker 3: I'm like that. Floss as much as you can.
Speaker 2: Oh that's not very I mean, that's just regular advice.
Speaker 3: No flossing is like showing off.
Speaker 1: I really I I's funny that you say that because
Speaker 1: I'm you're about to drop me off, but I just was,
Speaker 1: and that by saying I do not like it when.
Speaker 2: People floss publicly. I think that isn't something you show off.
Speaker 2: And when I like a pig who is a good.
Speaker 1: Friend and I love her, she used to walk around
Speaker 1: the house flossing, as that's my current roommate. Sometimes no,
Speaker 1: just oh, they're on their way somewhere to the flat.
Speaker 1: But I mean that's corn and stuff that's shooting across
Speaker 1: the room.
Speaker 2: Lending on the floor.
Speaker 1: It's purely that's I's funny that you say that because
Speaker 1: I'm you're about to drop me off, but I just was.
Speaker 1: And this by saying I do not like it when
Speaker 1: people floss publicly. I think that isn't something you show off.
Speaker 1: And when I like a tig who has a good
Speaker 1: friend and I love her, she used to walk around
Speaker 1: the house flossing, as does my current roommate sometimes no,
Speaker 1: just oh they're on the way somewhere.
Speaker 2: To the plot.
Speaker 1: But I mean that's corn and stuff that's shooting across
Speaker 1: the room's landing on the floor.
Speaker 3: It's purely that's purely a bathroom.
Speaker 2: You're with me. I do not like flossing anywhere but private.
Speaker 4: Well, also because here's the thing. You think you know
Speaker 4: your mouth right up here, you think you know your mouth.
Speaker 4: You could get in there and yank something out.
Speaker 3: But's ool and gross. That's smell. Have you ever done
Speaker 3: that with you're ye got.
Speaker 2: Some old grandpa metallic grandpa moler smell.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: I will not allow that to happen.
Speaker 3: It's very bad. Or you get like an old piece
Speaker 3: of like steak from two weeks, the grossest thing ever.
Speaker 3: I mean, as you have deep pockets, awake steak. I
Speaker 3: love beat pocket. I have a lot of dumb and
Speaker 3: he fell broad two weeks.
Speaker 2: Take in your deep gum pockets there.
Speaker 3: God, I get stuck somewhere. I hope I'll get kicked
Speaker 3: off the plane for pommiting.
Speaker 2: Deep pocket.
Speaker 3: I thought I could tell you my hair pocket.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I keep repeating it.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we are.
Speaker 1: Ok yeah, we had to go around again. That's why
Speaker 1: it seemed unrealistically long.
Speaker 2: Right up here.
Speaker 3: I wonder if he's a part of the only spot
Speaker 3: in front of.
Speaker 1: The only red spot. The only everything was floating? Is
Speaker 1: airports catch on fire?
Speaker 4: Too?
Speaker 3: Well? Thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 2: In a few days.
Speaker 3: You can text me if you get bored, I.
Speaker 2: Will and have a great time. And thank you for
Speaker 2: podcasting with You're welcome.
Speaker 3: All right, all right, this is the first ever episode
Speaker 3: of Airport.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are we calling it? Do you do you
Speaker 2: need to red the airport? I like that? Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: pretty good, like offering it.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's our podcast is called do you need to
Speaker 1: the Airport?
Speaker 2: That's what we've decided.
Speaker 3: That's a good idea.
Speaker 2: Let's shake on it.
Speaker 3: Boom.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's weird to shake after you. Okay, like we did,
Speaker 2: broke up.
Speaker 4: Okay, give us time and turn and I'll engage.
Speaker 1: Do you want to send you us inside?
Speaker 3: Do you want to welcome you back home? Tell us
Speaker 3: all about it?
Speaker 2: We scared?
Speaker 3: Was it fine?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Form o.
Speaker 1: Papa?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
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