1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:04,960 Speaker 1: If it's the birthday of Edwin Hawkins. He didn't write 2 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:09,119 Speaker 1: the song, though it began as a hymn written way 3 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:15,840 Speaker 1: back in the mid eighteenth century by English clergyman Philip Doddridge. 4 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:22,200 Speaker 1: Based on the verse Acts eight thirty five. The line 5 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:26,439 Speaker 1: originally was oh happy day that fixed my choice. It 6 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 1: was set to a seventeen four melody by J. A. Freilinghausen. 7 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:34,599 Speaker 1: By the mid nineteenth century, it had been given a 8 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:39,599 Speaker 1: new melody by Edward F. Rimbaul, who also added a chorus, 9 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:46,360 Speaker 1: and was commonly used for baptismal or confirmation ceremonies. Edwin 10 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:50,600 Speaker 1: Hawkins changed the time signature from three four to four 11 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 1: four time, and his new arrangement contains only the repeated 12 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 1: Rimball refrain, with all of the original verses being omen. 13 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:03,840 Speaker 1: Hawkins rearranged the hymn to give it more of a 14 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 1: gospel feel and devised a piano introduction, which he said 15 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:12,520 Speaker 1: was influenced by the music of Sergio Mendez. When the 16 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,399 Speaker 1: choir made the famous recording that we use here on 17 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:19,759 Speaker 1: the show in nineteen sixty seven, lead singer Dorothy Morrison 18 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 1: added some lyrical improvisations influenced by James Brown, which she said, 19 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:33,080 Speaker 1: made the song feel even more current. Hawkins arrangement quickly 20 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 1: became a standard and has been recorded by hundreds of artists. 21 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:41,080 Speaker 1: It was included on THEAA Songs of the Centuries list, 22 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:45,000 Speaker 1: and it won Edwin Hawkins a Grammy Award for Best 23 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 1: Soul Gospel Performance. In nineteen seventy, it made it all 24 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,120 Speaker 1: the way up to number four on the Billboard Hot 25 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:54,760 Speaker 1: one hundred a gospel song, making it into a secular 26 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,880 Speaker 1: chart is something, but making it all the way up 27 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 1: to number four, it's amazing. It wasn't just popular here 28 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:05,960 Speaker 1: in America, it was wildly popular around the world. George 29 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 1: Harrison has said the song was a primary inspiration in 30 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 1: the writing of his nineteen seventy single My Sweet Lord. 31 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 1: It's an amazing song and the perfect way to kick 32 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:22,200 Speaker 1: off our fridays, and that's why we do. It. Regrounds 33 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:25,280 Speaker 1: me and hopefully it recenters you as well. 34 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:30,960 Speaker 2: Okay, now I'm thinking to act like a band director. 35 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,919 Speaker 2: All right, by lift they hounds up today. 36 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 1: Get your instrument ready, Okay, I pull it up time. 37 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,919 Speaker 3: Make sure you're not chop a flat today. 38 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:50,640 Speaker 2: How a Pentacostal preacher tell you rar things when you 39 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:52,120 Speaker 2: come on here and do your things. 40 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:56,040 Speaker 1: Shoot all chudgen that don't start on time. 41 00:02:56,639 --> 00:02:58,440 Speaker 3: I got some lit. 42 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 2: Who was not the turn on time bot some chicken wag. 43 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:12,800 Speaker 1: I believe you come the turn time for some chicken 44 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:15,519 Speaker 1: way complete. 45 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:19,040 Speaker 4: At this sea fee time on the video crime. 46 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:24,320 Speaker 1: But the night don't got it right on time. Somebody 47 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:27,280 Speaker 1: must have tore y'all path to a servant. 48 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,560 Speaker 2: Some city ware, chick. 49 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 4: Chicken way, Chicken ware helieve. 50 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: You would come the church on time? 51 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 5: Was some chicken way. 52 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,120 Speaker 6: Let me tell you this. 53 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 7: Service time. 54 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:54,720 Speaker 2: The climb on every margin with it served to. 55 00:03:55,080 --> 00:04:00,120 Speaker 1: Sun some chicken way. 56 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 6: Wait a minute, Michael Barry Show continues. 57 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:17,240 Speaker 1: You're wired, like I am at your age, to hear 58 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 1: the song hot for Teacher, and you automatically think there's 59 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,760 Speaker 1: going to be a story about a trust between a 60 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:29,840 Speaker 1: male student and a hot, relatively young high school teacher. 61 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,400 Speaker 1: You think that we're talking about this story just so 62 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 1: we can tell you about teacher Mingle. 63 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:41,560 Speaker 8: Are you a lonely, single professional educator with a forbidden desire? 64 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,960 Speaker 7: Late at night, I would lay in my bed and 65 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,240 Speaker 7: close my eyes and think of him. I always knew 66 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:49,599 Speaker 7: that Bryce was out there, but I never knew he 67 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 7: was also interested in me. 68 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,719 Speaker 8: Or maybe you're a horny underage student that has a 69 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:54,800 Speaker 8: crush on his teacher. 70 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,080 Speaker 2: Oh, it's pretty much down to bone from day one. 71 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 8: Maybe you're just tired of wondering. 72 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:03,400 Speaker 7: I needed someone to satisfy my deepest needs and yearnings, 73 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,760 Speaker 7: both physical and intellectual. I couldn't wait anymore. I had 74 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 7: to be with them. 75 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,200 Speaker 2: She's huge knockers. 76 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:14,080 Speaker 8: Then maybe you're ready for teachermingle dot com. 77 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,520 Speaker 7: I had to be discreet. That's why I got onto 78 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:19,640 Speaker 7: teachermingle dot com, the number one dating site for teachers 79 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:22,440 Speaker 7: to meet their students online in a safe environment. 80 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,400 Speaker 2: Are you surely use Facebook? But I found out my 81 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:29,440 Speaker 2: geography teacher was on a dating site. So I logged 82 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:33,280 Speaker 2: onto teachermingle dot com and there is miss Jones. Now 83 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:34,440 Speaker 2: we do it. 84 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:38,960 Speaker 8: It's awesome, teachermingle dot com. It's not for everyone. It's 85 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:41,560 Speaker 8: for attractive, lonely female teachers who want to date their 86 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:46,200 Speaker 8: horny underage students. Seriously, even we can't believe this keeps happening. 87 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:49,480 Speaker 8: Teachermingle dot com, Come get some extra credit. 88 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:55,880 Speaker 1: Well that's not the plot line here exactly, but it 89 00:05:55,920 --> 00:06:02,360 Speaker 1: does involve an elementary school principle doctor Dana Simmons having 90 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:06,440 Speaker 1: an affair with the pe teacher. I guess you could 91 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:10,600 Speaker 1: call him a coach Dylan Charles, And you're asking, Zar, 92 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:14,000 Speaker 1: why is this news? They are grown men and women. 93 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:18,080 Speaker 1: They can port whoever they want, whenever they want. True. 94 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:21,560 Speaker 1: But there's more to this story than just knocking boots. 95 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:29,480 Speaker 1: They were doing more than just clapping erasers. That's what 96 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:33,360 Speaker 1: makes this a Signs and Wonders segment. 97 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:51,560 Speaker 5: It's all the damn money in time, money in the drugs. 98 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:55,400 Speaker 5: It's just damping beyond different things. What's it mean? 99 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:57,080 Speaker 2: What's it leading to? 100 00:06:58,040 --> 00:06:59,720 Speaker 5: I don't know. If you'd have told me twenty years 101 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:03,160 Speaker 5: ago i'd see children walk in the streets of Art 102 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:07,200 Speaker 5: Texas towns with the green hair bones in their noses, 103 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:11,320 Speaker 5: it flat out wouldn't have bleak Signs and wonders. 104 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:13,840 Speaker 6: But I think once you quit here in, sir and ma'am, 105 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:15,160 Speaker 6: rest of them to follow. 106 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:20,280 Speaker 5: Oh, it's the tad. It's the digital pad. It is 107 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,640 Speaker 5: not the one that one point. 108 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:28,640 Speaker 9: Signs and wonder, Sir, maim masters. 109 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:34,440 Speaker 5: Signs and wonders. It's the digital signs and wonders, Signs 110 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:35,480 Speaker 5: and wonders. 111 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:39,360 Speaker 1: All right, folks buckle up for this. One credit goes 112 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,040 Speaker 1: to Fox five in Atlanta. 113 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:44,120 Speaker 10: Three North Georgia elementary school educators are now off the 114 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:48,600 Speaker 10: job after an investigation into unethical behavior. They resign following 115 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:52,000 Speaker 10: an independent internal review that said there was conclusive evidence 116 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,680 Speaker 10: of misconducts. 117 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:56,160 Speaker 8: Fox Haye Tyler fingered has been looking into this for days. 118 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:59,280 Speaker 11: He is in Banks County tonight with the information just 119 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:00,800 Speaker 11: released by school officials. 120 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:05,440 Speaker 9: Banks County Elementary is a placement for learning, but this 121 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,720 Speaker 9: new Board of Education report shows more has gone. 122 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:09,760 Speaker 8: On within its walls. 123 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,680 Speaker 9: State investigators are now looking into alleged sexual misconduct on 124 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:18,080 Speaker 9: the campus of Banks County Elementary School. It comes after 125 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,680 Speaker 9: the release of this five page Banks County Board of 126 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:25,200 Speaker 9: Education investigative report, which details a years long alleged affair 127 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,680 Speaker 9: between the principal and a PE teacher that. 128 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,920 Speaker 4: Have never happened. A show's pod judgment. 129 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:34,320 Speaker 9: Verdilia Turner is reacting to the report released to Fox five. 130 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:37,640 Speaker 9: She's the president of the Georgia Federation of Teachers. The 131 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:40,360 Speaker 9: report says, not only is their evidence to prove the 132 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:44,559 Speaker 9: relationship between Banks County Elementary School principal, doctor Dana Simmons 133 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:47,520 Speaker 9: and PE teacher Dylan Charles, but there's a photo that 134 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:50,920 Speaker 9: shows inappropriate sexual activity happened on campus. 135 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:54,239 Speaker 4: Sacred ground. As far as will concern, is a school 136 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:57,839 Speaker 4: and the misconduct should not have happened. There shouldn't happened 137 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:58,160 Speaker 4: at all. 138 00:08:58,200 --> 00:08:58,960 Speaker 2: The report says. 139 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:02,240 Speaker 9: Charles admitted he and Simmons routinely use the school to 140 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:06,520 Speaker 9: meet and engage in sexual activities, something Simmons denies. School 141 00:09:06,559 --> 00:09:10,920 Speaker 9: officials confirmed both Simmons and Charles have resigned following the investigation. 142 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:15,480 Speaker 4: Our civil service must be squeaky clean. They should be 143 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:20,360 Speaker 4: squeaky clean, and our conduct and laurels extremely high. 144 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:23,840 Speaker 9: The Banks County Superintendent, Anne Hopkins denied our requests for 145 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:26,440 Speaker 9: an interview, but said Fox five a statement that reads, 146 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:30,400 Speaker 9: in part quote, upon receiving allegations involving the matter at hand, 147 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:35,000 Speaker 9: the district immediately hired independent investigators to conduct an investigation 148 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:38,360 Speaker 9: and provide a report of findings end quote. The school 149 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:41,160 Speaker 9: system says law enforcement reviewed the case for evidence of 150 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:45,600 Speaker 9: criminal activity, but none was found. According to Banks News Today, 151 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:49,680 Speaker 9: a third employee resigned Wednesday. She's identified as Kelsey Charles, 152 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:52,240 Speaker 9: a third grade teacher at the school. According to the 153 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:55,400 Speaker 9: Board of Education report, She's married to Dylan Charles and 154 00:09:55,480 --> 00:10:00,160 Speaker 9: told investigators she recorded sexual encounters between her husband and Simmons. 155 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:03,480 Speaker 4: This is just another warning to everybody to use your 156 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,880 Speaker 4: head and respect those colds. 157 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:08,840 Speaker 9: I reached out to the people involved, but didn't hear back. 158 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:12,680 Speaker 9: The Professional Standards Commission, which certifies teachers and Georgia, says 159 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:15,520 Speaker 9: that they have received reports on both educators and are 160 00:10:15,559 --> 00:10:19,480 Speaker 9: now investigating in Banks County, Tyler Fingers, Fox five. 161 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:24,280 Speaker 1: News, I bet you didn't see that twist coming. The 162 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:31,079 Speaker 1: pe teacher's wife was recording him bonking the principle and 163 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:34,960 Speaker 1: not recording him against his wishes, not recording him to 164 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:40,480 Speaker 1: make a case for divorce court. Nope, she's freaky. 165 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,480 Speaker 2: She liked it. 166 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:46,320 Speaker 1: She said, honey, will you go bone doctor Dana in 167 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:49,120 Speaker 1: the school bathroom so I can record it? What you 168 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:52,200 Speaker 1: do with these videos? Did you sell them on the internet? 169 00:10:53,679 --> 00:10:56,600 Speaker 2: Nope? Nope. 170 00:10:57,559 --> 00:11:04,240 Speaker 1: Maybe she directed her your own little stag films. Dylan, 171 00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:09,240 Speaker 1: you've been a bad pee teacher and you have to 172 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:12,120 Speaker 1: stay after school to meet with your boss, doctor Dana, 173 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:19,240 Speaker 1: the elementary school principal. Can I just call you Dana? 174 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:22,760 Speaker 1: I think we're pretty familiar at this point. 175 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:25,120 Speaker 2: Here we are and gets back. 176 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:35,120 Speaker 1: Thanks, Dana, you're a real bald busterer of boss. You 177 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:38,800 Speaker 1: say that you should fire him, but maybe be able 178 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:44,120 Speaker 1: to make amends. Dylan, you protest, but she's just too 179 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,600 Speaker 1: hot for you to resist. And she is, after all, 180 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:54,360 Speaker 1: the elementary school principal. That's the scene now action, and 181 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:56,880 Speaker 1: you know who the real losers are. The real losers 182 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:59,559 Speaker 1: are the kids now they have to answer to a 183 00:11:59,559 --> 00:12:02,559 Speaker 1: substuce teacher until they get a permanent replacement. You know 184 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:03,199 Speaker 1: what that means. 185 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:05,839 Speaker 11: I tour school for twenty years in the inner city, 186 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:09,480 Speaker 11: So don't even think about messing with me. Y'all feel me? 187 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:17,240 Speaker 12: Okay, let's take a role here, Jake Quailin, where's Jake quiling? 188 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:17,319 Speaker 2: That? 189 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,280 Speaker 11: No Jake qualling here? 190 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,120 Speaker 5: Yeah? 191 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:23,640 Speaker 11: Do you mean Jacqueline? 192 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:28,640 Speaker 12: Okay, so that's how it's gonna be. Y'all want to play? Okay, 193 00:12:28,679 --> 00:12:32,600 Speaker 12: then I've cot my eye on you. Jake quallon Blocke? 194 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:37,960 Speaker 12: Where is Blockey at? No Blocke here today? Yess sir, my. 195 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:38,800 Speaker 2: Name is Blake. 196 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,079 Speaker 12: Are you out of your band mind? 197 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:41,880 Speaker 6: Lake? 198 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:45,160 Speaker 2: What do you want to go to war? Blockey? 199 00:12:45,679 --> 00:12:48,200 Speaker 11: Because we could go to war No, I'm the real 200 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:58,280 Speaker 11: I'm threell Timothy Present, thank you, run Away. 201 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:02,600 Speaker 5: Crime and government ruption top the list of voter concerns. 202 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:03,559 Speaker 9: I think he. 203 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:09,000 Speaker 7: Michael President. That's scary to me. 204 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:16,000 Speaker 1: That's scary to me. And Ohio man told named Darren 205 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:26,320 Speaker 1: Glens looks like job of the Hut fat. He's thirty 206 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,760 Speaker 1: one and I don't know how you get this fat dissertance. 207 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:37,480 Speaker 1: But now he goes by the name Rachel, and Rachel 208 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:44,040 Speaker 1: likes to go to the YMCA, and while there he 209 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:47,959 Speaker 1: likes to go to the ladies locker room. Does Rachel? 210 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:53,120 Speaker 1: There had been several complaints going back the last two 211 00:13:53,200 --> 00:14:00,880 Speaker 1: years to the staff of the BYMCA of a man 212 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:08,600 Speaker 1: butt naked in the ladies locker room. One woman said 213 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:13,200 Speaker 1: she was horrified when she heard a man's voice in 214 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:19,920 Speaker 1: the locker room while she was changing. The staff told her, 215 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:28,360 Speaker 1: don't worry. It's fine because Darren. It's now Rachel, so 216 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:32,160 Speaker 1: you don't need to be disturbed. Darren is Rachel. You 217 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:36,160 Speaker 1: got nothing to worry about. Does he have a penis? 218 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:42,720 Speaker 1: Is that Nancy Grace, you're a goober? Does he have 219 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:49,480 Speaker 1: a penis? I'm getting to that spoiler alert. Yes. Another 220 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:56,400 Speaker 1: complaint said that three juveniles were present little girls when 221 00:14:56,840 --> 00:15:00,400 Speaker 1: Rachel exposed her elf. 222 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:02,200 Speaker 4: Does he have a penis? 223 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:07,680 Speaker 1: Yeah? The dangler was seen, a legal complaint was fouled, 224 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:12,600 Speaker 1: So this would be indecent exposure up until the world 225 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:21,760 Speaker 1: went crazy and Rachel was charged within decent exposure, he 226 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:28,800 Speaker 1: couldn't be charged with trespassing. See, Rachel had permission from 227 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:37,400 Speaker 1: the Ohio YMCA to use the ladies' facilities, so as 228 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:43,800 Speaker 1: a permittee, he was authorized by them to be in 229 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,920 Speaker 1: the lady's restroom in much the same way that you 230 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:52,560 Speaker 1: could authorize a custodian. So the case goes before the 231 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:56,360 Speaker 1: judge because he drops trou in front of these girls, 232 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:04,479 Speaker 1: And after hearing the facts the case, the judge cleared 233 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,560 Speaker 1: Rachel of the charges. 234 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:08,760 Speaker 4: Does he have a penis? 235 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:17,040 Speaker 1: Yes, Rachel has a penis. That fact was not in dispute. 236 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:22,680 Speaker 1: It wasn't offered up. There wasn't a check done. But 237 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:32,520 Speaker 1: here was the interesting defense. Rachel's lawyers said that he 238 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:37,880 Speaker 1: didn't expose himself. You ready for this because he's so 239 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:47,400 Speaker 1: fat that you can't see his penis. Yep. The judge 240 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:51,600 Speaker 1: took a look at job of the hut Rachel and said, 241 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:57,560 Speaker 1: ain't no way you can see this woman's penis so 242 00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:02,000 Speaker 1: there he is butt naked in his birthday suit for 243 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:09,920 Speaker 1: the whole world to see. And these young girls walk 244 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:14,320 Speaker 1: in and he said, dog, it's just my waiter. They 245 00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:17,520 Speaker 1: go running out, which they're supposed to do, and tell 246 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:22,879 Speaker 1: an adult, and eventually the authorities are called, probably not 247 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:26,480 Speaker 1: by the staff at the YMCA. In this case goes 248 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:32,479 Speaker 1: to court. And now you're saying, eh, not actually a 249 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:41,919 Speaker 1: crime because Rachel is so fat, so freaking fat, that 250 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:46,720 Speaker 1: you can't see as wiener him being completely neked. As 251 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:55,080 Speaker 1: of note, he's technically clothed in rolls of fat. Think 252 00:17:55,119 --> 00:17:59,000 Speaker 1: about this from one Now you know what's going to happen. 253 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,800 Speaker 1: The next girl this happens too, is going to have 254 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,760 Speaker 1: a dad who's active in her life and her mom 255 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:09,000 Speaker 1: is not going to hide this fact from him. And 256 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,880 Speaker 1: how do you think he's going to react. And then 257 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:16,360 Speaker 1: we'll have stories of transphobia, because you don't want some big, fat, 258 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:21,280 Speaker 1: disgusting man showing his dangler to your daughter. And that's 259 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:27,480 Speaker 1: gonna happen. You think Darren goes by Rachel when he 260 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:33,200 Speaker 1: eats salads. I know he's so fat, he probably never 261 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:38,240 Speaker 1: ate a salad. Maybe he has chicken frying, steak smothered 262 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:42,320 Speaker 1: and gravy as Darren. But when he's Rachel, he eats 263 00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:46,040 Speaker 1: a salad. I'm sure Rachel is embarrassed that he can't 264 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:51,000 Speaker 1: see his lady Penis. Oh you're right. Oh he's been 265 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:54,480 Speaker 1: going by Rachel for years. Okay, I didn't know. Well, 266 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:58,080 Speaker 1: I can tell you that there's no chance he goes 267 00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,879 Speaker 1: to the buffet and eats a. 268 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,360 Speaker 2: And then we just let people make them feel bad. 269 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:06,720 Speaker 3: For instance, like I love going to buffets, obviously, and 270 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,119 Speaker 3: I hate it when I go to a buffet and 271 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:11,000 Speaker 3: I see a fat person putting saladis on his plate. 272 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:13,919 Speaker 2: Stop playing. 273 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:20,680 Speaker 13: You didn't get this fat from eating salad. You looking 274 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:27,560 Speaker 13: at the real food, sweating and breathing hard. Just I 275 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:35,080 Speaker 13: want some cake, but everybody looking at me, not me. 276 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,800 Speaker 13: I go to a buffet and I kick the dope 277 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:41,399 Speaker 13: be and like I'm the police. I'm like, I have 278 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,480 Speaker 13: a warrant for those biscuits. 279 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,439 Speaker 3: When I go to a buffair, I'm all happy. I'm 280 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,680 Speaker 3: skipping and singing it. I'm singing a ballot because I'm 281 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,840 Speaker 3: about to make sweet love to this buffet. 282 00:19:54,119 --> 00:19:56,639 Speaker 1: Buffet, baby buffet. 283 00:19:58,359 --> 00:19:59,919 Speaker 3: It's gonna be like the end of a Boy's To 284 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,440 Speaker 3: Me An album. I'm just talking to the buffet, like, hey, girl, 285 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,679 Speaker 3: you're looking real good. 286 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:11,840 Speaker 2: You're listening to Lord just my waiter, Michael Berry's show. 287 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:17,240 Speaker 1: You've all heard of the reference to the slippery slope, right. 288 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,399 Speaker 1: I was reading a report yesterday in a medical journal 289 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:30,880 Speaker 1: that said that cigarettes are a gateway to more powerful drugs, 290 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:34,480 Speaker 1: and it's not. There are lots of there's been lots 291 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:39,560 Speaker 1: of study of this over the years. But one of 292 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:42,920 Speaker 1: the reasons they find that to be the case, I'm sorry, 293 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:53,800 Speaker 1: not cigarettes marijuana is that it opens up receptors to addiction. Now, 294 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:57,600 Speaker 1: I don't believe that marijuana should be illegal. You're free 295 00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,359 Speaker 1: to disagree with me. You're free to think I'm a 296 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:03,880 Speaker 1: horrible person, and that's fine, and you're free to think, well, 297 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,800 Speaker 1: the only thinks that because he's a user. I'm not 298 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:09,280 Speaker 1: a user. I have tried it, but it didn't do 299 00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:14,439 Speaker 1: anything for me. I do like bourbon and wine and beer. 300 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,439 Speaker 1: And there was a time that the same mindset was 301 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:21,080 Speaker 1: in effect with that we had prohibition in this country, 302 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,560 Speaker 1: might I remind you, And it did not end well. 303 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:28,320 Speaker 1: In fact, our government, this same United States government during prohibition. 304 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:32,040 Speaker 1: One of their ways to get people to stop drinking, 305 00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:35,359 Speaker 1: which they couldn't seem to be able to do, was 306 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:39,879 Speaker 1: they sent out poisoned alcohol so that when people would 307 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:43,760 Speaker 1: consume the alcohol, they would die. And that was supposed 308 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,040 Speaker 1: to spread fear in the land that I don't want 309 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,600 Speaker 1: to drink that alcohol. 310 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:48,520 Speaker 2: Or I'll die. 311 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:53,040 Speaker 1: But it didn't work. But the government murdered people for 312 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:58,960 Speaker 1: their purposes. Wow, was that a precursor That should have 313 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,280 Speaker 1: been our wake up call to stop trusting a government. 314 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:05,480 Speaker 1: And that was one hundred years ago. The only thing 315 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:11,920 Speaker 1: that came out of that prohibition was NASCAR. The mafia 316 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,200 Speaker 1: was more powerful than ever. You see, when people want 317 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,879 Speaker 1: something bad enough, they'll go underground to get it. You 318 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:23,960 Speaker 1: can't just say, can't just by legislative fiat say not 319 00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:29,199 Speaker 1: going to happen. But I have to ask you. You know, 320 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:33,760 Speaker 1: when we talk about the slippery slopes of arguments, if 321 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:40,000 Speaker 1: I were to ask you, let's take the pandemic, what 322 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:45,000 Speaker 1: more could our government have done to punish us? What 323 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,960 Speaker 1: more tyranny could they have visited upon us than they did? 324 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:54,080 Speaker 1: If we started with them doing nothing, How far from 325 00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:56,359 Speaker 1: there to the worst thing you can imagine? 326 00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:57,440 Speaker 2: Did we get. 327 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:03,960 Speaker 1: In Australia, they lock people into prisons. In China, they 328 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:07,560 Speaker 1: literally fastened the doors closed. You could not escape. Can 329 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,960 Speaker 1: you imagine how claustrophobic you had to feel. Can you 330 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,119 Speaker 1: imagine how mad you would have to go in that 331 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:20,080 Speaker 1: rubber room. That's a torture palace. That's awful. Our government 332 00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:21,879 Speaker 1: may not have gone that far, but they went pretty 333 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:26,080 Speaker 1: damn far. Do you remember the moms that were out 334 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:29,359 Speaker 1: in the park because they lived in tiny apartments and 335 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,720 Speaker 1: their kids were stir crazy, and the moms needed a moment. 336 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,720 Speaker 1: These kids needed some fresh air, and they took them 337 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,680 Speaker 1: out and they arrested them in front of their children, 338 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:41,760 Speaker 1: mothers and fathers in front of their children. You wouldn't 339 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:45,000 Speaker 1: believe that would happen in this country, but it did. 340 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:49,400 Speaker 1: Go look up the Tuskegee syphilis study. It's a wonder 341 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:53,480 Speaker 1: black people trust the government to this day. Go look 342 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,280 Speaker 1: at what they did to black people so they could 343 00:23:55,320 --> 00:24:03,000 Speaker 1: study syphilis, treating them like mice, like animals. How quickly 344 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,239 Speaker 1: people have forgotten what our government has done. Where our 345 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:13,520 Speaker 1: government has lied, was FDR in any way aware ahead 346 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:17,399 Speaker 1: of time or more of Pearl Harbor? 347 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:18,280 Speaker 5: I don't know. 348 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,159 Speaker 1: But I'll tell you the people who said that he 349 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:26,000 Speaker 1: was and allowed it to happen, because that inspired the 350 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:29,679 Speaker 1: action that inspired us to get into the war, that 351 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:35,480 Speaker 1: dragged us into the war. This idea of provoking a clash, 352 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:40,720 Speaker 1: a shooting, a riot, a murder, this is not new. 353 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:45,080 Speaker 1: You remember the little white punk in South Carolina that 354 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,080 Speaker 1: went into a prayer group and as the members of 355 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:51,840 Speaker 1: the church were holding his hand to pray over him, 356 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,960 Speaker 1: he pulls out his gun and shoots all of them. 357 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:59,679 Speaker 1: Do you remember why he did it? He wanted to 358 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:05,760 Speaker 1: in sight a race riot. The blacks would be so 359 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:11,560 Speaker 1: angry over this that they'd start killing white people. So, 360 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,920 Speaker 1: if you were the devil, what would you do that's 361 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,600 Speaker 1: not currently being done? I send it to the Great 362 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:23,200 Speaker 1: Paul Harvey. 363 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:28,600 Speaker 6: If I were the devil. If I were the devil, 364 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,679 Speaker 6: if I were the Prince of Darkness, I'd want to 365 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,399 Speaker 6: indulp the whole world in darkness, and I'd have a 366 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,159 Speaker 6: third of its real estate and four fifths of its population. 367 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,320 Speaker 6: But I wouldn't be happy until I have seized the 368 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:46,440 Speaker 6: ripest apple on the tree the So I'd set about 369 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:50,520 Speaker 6: however necessary to take over the United States. I'd subbort 370 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,440 Speaker 6: the churches. First, I'd begin with a campaign of whispers. 371 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,840 Speaker 6: With the wisdom of a serpent. I would whisper to 372 00:25:55,880 --> 00:26:00,280 Speaker 6: you as I whispered to Eve, do as you please, young. 373 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,480 Speaker 6: I would whisper that the Bible is a myth. I 374 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,320 Speaker 6: would convince them that man created God instead of the 375 00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:08,280 Speaker 6: other way around. I would confide that what's bad is good, 376 00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:12,040 Speaker 6: and what's good is square, and the old I would 377 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:17,480 Speaker 6: teach to pray after me our father, which aren't in Washington. 378 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,000 Speaker 1: And then I'd get organized. 379 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:24,600 Speaker 6: I'd educate authors in how to make lrid literature exciting, 380 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,440 Speaker 6: so that anything else would appear dull and noninteresting. I'd 381 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:31,160 Speaker 6: threaten TV with dirtier movies, and vice versa. I peddle 382 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,119 Speaker 6: narcotics to whom I could. I'd sell alcohol to ladies 383 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:38,360 Speaker 6: and gentlemen of distinction. I tranquilize the rest with pills. 384 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,800 Speaker 6: If I were the devil, I'd soon have families at 385 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:44,720 Speaker 6: war with themselves, churches at war with themselves, and nations 386 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:49,200 Speaker 6: at war with themselves until each in its turn was consumed, 387 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:54,400 Speaker 6: and with promises of higher ratings. I'd have mesmerizing media 388 00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:58,280 Speaker 6: fanning the flames. If I were the devil. I would 389 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:02,440 Speaker 6: encourage schools to refine young intellects, but neglect the discipline emotions, 390 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,479 Speaker 6: just let those run wild until before you knew it. 391 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,760 Speaker 6: You'd have to have drug snipping dogs and metal detectors 392 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:13,520 Speaker 6: at every school house door. Within a decade, i'd have 393 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:18,760 Speaker 6: prisons overflowing. I'd have judges promoting pornography. Soon I could 394 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,760 Speaker 6: evict God from the courthouse, then from the school house, 395 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,399 Speaker 6: and then from the houses of Congress and in his 396 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:29,040 Speaker 6: own churches. I would substitute psychology for religion and deify science. 397 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,639 Speaker 6: I would lure priests and pastors into misusing boys and 398 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,920 Speaker 6: girls and church money. If I were the devil, I'd 399 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,320 Speaker 6: make the symbol of Easter an egg, and the symbol 400 00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:41,680 Speaker 6: of Christmas a bottle. If I were the devil, I'd 401 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,919 Speaker 6: take from those who have and give to those who wanted, 402 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:48,200 Speaker 6: until I had killed the incentive of the ambitious. 403 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,040 Speaker 2: And what will you bet? 404 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:56,119 Speaker 6: I couldn't get whole states to promote gambling as the 405 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,080 Speaker 6: way to get rich. 406 00:27:58,880 --> 00:27:59,800 Speaker 2: I would caution. 407 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:05,640 Speaker 6: Against extremes in hard work, in patriotism, in moral conduct. 408 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,320 Speaker 6: I would convince the young that marriage is old fashion, 409 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:13,679 Speaker 6: that swinging is more fun that what you see on 410 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:17,720 Speaker 6: TV is the way to be. And thus I could 411 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:22,160 Speaker 6: undress you in public, and I could lure you into 412 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:28,359 Speaker 6: bed with diseases for which there is no cure. In 413 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,160 Speaker 6: other words, if I were the devil, I'd just keep 414 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:31,600 Speaker 6: right on doing what he's doing.