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Speaker 1: I always request complete and total anonymity. That's why I

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Speaker 1: with you, mysterio.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you really need to change up that mask because

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Speaker 2: everybody knows it now.

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Speaker 1: The thing is is everybody everybody has their thing, and

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Speaker 1: our listener, Natella not Natella. Natella says she has a

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Speaker 3: Hi, guys, it's like if it was in your dating profile,

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Speaker 3: it'd be hard to get the first hangout, not a

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, there's a part there that you can put

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Speaker 1: Yeah, instead of just like typing it out, they can

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Speaker 1: But I'm sure that's not the case with not to

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Speaker 4: I mean, you guys tell me. The prop says, all

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Speaker 4: all I ask is that you don't have a beard.

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Speaker 2: Don't have a beard, no beard, a beard?

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Speaker 1: Why even if a guy did have a beard to

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Speaker 4: I just don't like the beard. I mean, kissing a

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Speaker 2: And what about Jeff is literally playing with his beard.

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Speaker 3: As he's talking to and just stop to my roommate

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Speaker 2: How hard does she push against somebody's face? It's not good?

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Speaker 4: Okay, super uncomfortable. It's not something I'm into. So you know,

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Speaker 4: I asked that the guy who responded please don't have

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Speaker 1: And it goes to show we don't always read it.

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Speaker 3: That's on you then to not go out with them

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but I did ask him if he wanted to

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Speaker 4: and he actually shaved it off.

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Speaker 1: Woh wow. When I wrote that up, I was kidding.

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Speaker 2: Most guys ticked forever to grow a beard.

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Speaker 1: So that was the request that you made of him

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Speaker 1: You know, what's his name was?

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Speaker 4: I was actually pretty impressed that he even did it.

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Speaker 1: But the fact that he did that before the date

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Speaker 6: I'm only happy to see you.

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Speaker 4: I will smother you with attention and affection, and once

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Speaker 3: Yes, I would think if I saw that on a

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Speaker 3: Okay, so did he concliment you on how you looked

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he said he really liked my dress and he

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Speaker 3: It's so weird this place, it's really weird.

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Speaker 1: All the guys are buying up all the shaving equipment

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 6: I asked him.

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Speaker 4: I said, hey, like you don't want to let me

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Speaker 2: A little nibble?

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Speaker 2: He didn't like, what what's wrong with this guy? Did

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Speaker 4: I asked him.

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Speaker 6: I said, do you want me to give you the

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Speaker 4: And I thought you would like it? But he didn't

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Speaker 5: I cured him.

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Speaker 2: I guess you were like trying to do an inside

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, was that the only like awkward moment, Not.

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Speaker 1: Well, let's see what he has to say when we

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Speaker 2: A Golden Retriever.

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Speaker 1: and call Michael for your second date update. Right after

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Speaker 1: this second date update. It's the question every man is

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Speaker 1: So you want me to give you the Golden Retriever?

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Speaker 1: And she rubs her wet nose all over your soft beards.

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Speaker 1: But That's what our listener Natella actually did on her

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Speaker 3: And I mean, when you said it like that, it

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Speaker 1: We don't know. The nose rubbed move could be the

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, it could honestly be that

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Speaker 2: Account and so I mean it could backfire. Yeah, maybe

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Speaker 1: What do you think of that, Natella, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I think that that should be fine. I think

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Speaker 1: Maybe he has intimacy issues and that was too fast,

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Speaker 3: There are guys that do not get there's nose rubbing.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like a bunt to me. If we're

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Speaker 1: Everybody has different standards when it comes to physical touch

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Speaker 1: and I don't mean that sexually brooked, So get that

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, and whole show is here morning.

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Speaker 2: We heard a little bit about a date you went on.

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Speaker 5: Oh uh, this is kind of weird.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Brook coming on a little bit strong, already scaring.

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Speaker 1: We heard about your dating life, so we hunted you down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you're supposed to say how are you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like normal people. But look, Michael, we're doing a

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Speaker 1: segment on our show. It's called a second Date update.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever heard of that before.

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Speaker 5: Actually I think I have heard of that, but so

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Speaker 1: Our at one point. Okay, but I'm calling you because

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Speaker 2: The dog thing?

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Speaker 1: What yeah? What what about? It was weird to you

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Speaker 1: because when we heard it, it all sounded very very normal.

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Speaker 2: There was some humor mixed in.

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Speaker 5: I guess I just heard someone say about the dog thing,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean she told us that she likes to

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because she's had.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys have no idea we're talking about the

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Speaker 5: Golden Retrievers in general. Because it was on a profile

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Speaker 3: She was putting her tongue in the wine, reached the

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's a nice bar.

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Speaker 5: There's more though, So after that, I was already a

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Speaker 5: So I was like, sure, why not. She's like, you

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Speaker 5: have to guess how much I like you? And she

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Speaker 3: And that was the indicator of how much she liked you,

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Speaker 5: I'm not sure what the answer was, but she just

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Speaker 5: like panted harder. So I don't know, maybe that means

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Speaker 1: It was her tail wagging too behind her, like I

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Speaker 1: don't understand, Like, how far did this Golden retriever joke.

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Speaker 4: Go.

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Speaker 5: Well, there was another weird part, which was basically, she

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Speaker 5: like put her wet nose into my cheek and I

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Speaker 5: don't even know how it knows got wet.

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Speaker 1: See that. That was the part that we had heard,

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Speaker 3: That's good though, because the wet nose, it does indicate

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Speaker 3: she's healthy.

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Speaker 1: Yes, she's in good health.

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Speaker 3: She told us that she knew that was a regrettable.

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Speaker 2: Moment for her.

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Speaker 5: I thought she was going to pull out a leash.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so she took the golden retriever joke a little

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Speaker 1: bit too far. But I don't think that should take

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Speaker 1: away from the connection that you guys had, because well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I was she a good girl. She

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Speaker 1: But she is waiting to talk to you.

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Speaker 5: Man right now.

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Speaker 1: No, I forgot to tell you. She's listening on the

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Speaker 4: Hi?

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Speaker 1: Coming in pretty normal?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I bet you're a little embarrassed.

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Speaker 6: She doesn't have.

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Speaker 1: Nattella. He's saying that you maybe took the golden Retriever

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but he also didn't tell you that we had

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Speaker 4: a really good connection, Like we talked about paddleboarding a lot.

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Speaker 6: And remember our conversation about the pharmacies. Michael, it's that great.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. I mean, look, there was good parts of our conversation.

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Speaker 5: It's just other parts were like significantly weirder.

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Speaker 6: I don't know what you thought was weird. I'm guessing

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Speaker 6: thing was weird. But you have to understand, like where

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Speaker 6: I'm coming from, Golden Retrievers they're like sweet and they're loyal,

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Speaker 6: and you know they're playful.

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Speaker 2: Nobody ever says I look at that hot gold retriever.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, we'll think about this, like, you can't have

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Speaker 4: a Golden Retriever without the girl. You can't have a

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Speaker 2: Are you saying that you're always a dog?

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Speaker 6: It's my profile, Michael, it's what it says on there.

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Speaker 4: I have to live it up memory profile.

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Speaker 2: So you're not willing to back down on the dog stuff.

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Speaker 6: I wouldn't even know how to back down. I am

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Speaker 6: a golden retriever. That's who I am.

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Speaker 1: She's learned SI stay but not back down as one

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Speaker 1: of the commands yet. So okay, would you like more

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Speaker 1: than she takes? She takes it very very seriously.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's like kind convenient. It's like a girlfriend and

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Speaker 1: You can eat peanut butter together on the couch. Is

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Speaker 1: that something that would be appealing to you, Michael, in

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Speaker 1: a relationship, because if it is, we would offer to

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Speaker 1: pay for another date with Natilla, or actually, maybe I

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Speaker 1: should ask her first. Natilla, is that something that you'd

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 6: I would, Jesus, girl, that is not public.

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Speaker 2: Do we have a gift cardoon? I don't know what's

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Speaker 1: Wow, Natella, are you a furry? Do you do that?

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Speaker 6: Oh? I'm very well groomed.

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Speaker 5: If you're asking, that's.

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Speaker 1: The question. But I'm afraid to ask you anything else.

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Speaker 1: We'll pay for this pet control right now. Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: will fund this new date if you want to do it. Michael,

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Speaker 1: would you care to bark back your approval to her?

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Speaker 5: Yes, guys, I guess to be really honest, I don't

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good way to put it, as.

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Speaker 1: You, that's just gonna make her want to chase after

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Speaker 4: Hey, Michael, I'm like so turned on right now, God,

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Speaker 4: because I think.

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Speaker 1: We all got a guess, Mattell. I think it's a

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Speaker 1: no this time.

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Speaker 4: It might be a no right now, but wait till

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Speaker 4: he sees me tomorrow, it's gonna be a yes.

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Speaker 1: Tomorrow. Was gonna have a newspaper in her mouth. Rookie

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. Man, they say that there's somebody

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Speaker 1: out there for everyone, and this call just makes me wonder,

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Speaker 1: is there really?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, are you sure?

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Speaker 1: Because I'm scared for what guy matches perfectly with that?

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Speaker 1: Oh there's a.

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Speaker 2: Dogcatcher out there. Yeah, that was strange.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I don't want to be a judge because

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Speaker 2: But it's just like, maybe you stick within that community.

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Speaker 2: It's also I think she can the same date within

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Speaker 1: You like behaving like a dog most of the time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just know I've never recoiled more than when she

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Speaker 1: not even close to the question that I was asking.

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Speaker 2: It's something I could never actually say.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love you want him to be into it

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Speaker 1: because I want to hear an argument between them when

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Speaker 1: they start growling at each other. Oh God, it calls

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Speaker 1: like these that made me think God is going to

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Speaker 1: do another biblical flood soon and start the human race

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Speaker 1: over from scratch. We're getting to that point, all right,

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Speaker 1: just about.

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Speaker 2: So we're right which one's a dog.

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Speaker 1: But you know, if you ever want some help with

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Speaker 1: your dating life, with your love situation, email the show.

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Speaker 1: We can call that person who's not calling you back

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Speaker 1: and go check out all of our second dates. They're

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Speaker 1: up on podcasts wherever you get yours at Brooke and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning