WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Marlins Man Posse

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<v Speaker 1>Kubbooms.

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<v Speaker 2>If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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<v Speaker 2>a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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<v Speaker 2>of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He

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<v Speaker 2>treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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<v Speaker 2>rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to the Clearinghouse

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<v Speaker 2>of hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth

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<v Speaker 2>Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.

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<v Speaker 1>In the air everywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben Mahler and Danny g Radio,

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<v Speaker 3>A Happy Saturday to you.

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<v Speaker 1>We have arrived here.

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<v Speaker 3>The twenty first day of the month of June, a

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<v Speaker 3>celebration of National Selfie Day today. And I've been doing

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<v Speaker 3>this podcast long enough that I recall this day. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know if we did this last year or a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of years ago, but it is National Selfie Day.

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<v Speaker 3>And the stat on this, the fun fact on this

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<v Speaker 3>which blows me away. The first selfie widely credited to

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<v Speaker 3>somebody named Robert Cornelius, and who the f was Robert

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<v Speaker 3>cornelis He was an American chemist and is considered one

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<v Speaker 3>of the founding fathers of photography, which kind of obvious.

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<v Speaker 3>He's one of the first people to do a selfie. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>the thing about this, this goes all the way back

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<v Speaker 3>to eighteen thirty nine. This guy, Robert Cornelius, had to

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<v Speaker 3>sit still, perfectly still for ten to fifteen minutes to

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<v Speaker 3>create the first intentional self portrait. So imagine in eighteen

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<v Speaker 3>thirty nine what the world must have been like. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>that's only sixty some odd years A little over that,

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<v Speaker 3>the birth of America and the world's first selfie. Robert

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<v Speaker 3>Cornelius the earliest form of photography utilizing natural light and

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<v Speaker 3>silver transfers, and it was born. And it wasn't from

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<v Speaker 3>that point until the nineteen seventies, So from eighteen thirty

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<v Speaker 3>nine to the nineteen seven so we're talking about one

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<v Speaker 3>hundred and thirty some odd years. And then ted all

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<v Speaker 3>about the digital. It was all about the digital. A

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<v Speaker 3>company came up with a way to do digital photography,

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<v Speaker 3>the dawn of the digital age. The first digital camera

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<v Speaker 3>was invented in nineteen seventy nine, and then it wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>until another decade plus that the first global social media

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<v Speaker 3>website started, MySpace. MySpace is huge, as my old colleague

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<v Speaker 3>Karen Kay said back in the day, and Facebook debuted

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<v Speaker 3>in the early two thousands, and so that was that

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<v Speaker 3>was the beginning. And then the next big change was

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<v Speaker 3>in two thousand and two the Nokia Phone and the

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<v Speaker 3>Sanyo Phone. They debuted camera phones, and then ever since

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<v Speaker 3>then watch out. There is no stopping, no stopping the selfies.

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<v Speaker 3>So today National Selfie Day. On this podcast, though, we

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<v Speaker 3>go swimming with the marlin. Swimming with the marlin, as

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<v Speaker 3>in the Marlin Man, and who goofed? I've got to know?

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<v Speaker 3>The phone edition, who Goofed? I've got to know? And

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<v Speaker 3>we'll have some phrases, probably more than one phrase of

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<v Speaker 3>the day, but we'll begin with this. So, once upon

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<v Speaker 3>a time, a very long time ago, a strange thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Happened on a very high mountain in the north Woods.

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<v Speaker 3>That was early on a random Sunday night or late

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<v Speaker 3>on a Saturday, and yours truly was lounging around. It's

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<v Speaker 3>very early or very late, depending on how you look

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<v Speaker 3>at these things, and the decision was made to take

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<v Speaker 3>a bath to decompress from the week that was. The

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<v Speaker 3>wife was away, she was at work, she was working

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<v Speaker 3>an extra shift, so I was alone. Got a random text,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm in the bathtub and I get a text and

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<v Speaker 3>it's from a number that I had not received a

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<v Speaker 3>text from in some time. And I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>who's this And their name pops up and it says Lawrence,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, wait a minute, I know Lawrence.

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<v Speaker 3>I only know one person named Lawrence, and it's not

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<v Speaker 3>Trevor Lawrence in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>In my phone.

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<v Speaker 3>There's one person in my phone, I believe right now

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<v Speaker 3>named Lawrence. And he goes by the moniker Martlin's Man. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>keep in mind, I had not heard from mar Oland's

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<v Speaker 3>Man in many, many months. I had not seen Marlin's

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<v Speaker 3>Man in a couple of years. So he sends me

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<v Speaker 3>a text. He says, Hey, I'm heading to Los Angeles.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm on a plane. I'm at the airport here in Florida.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm flying on a very early morning flight to his time,

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<v Speaker 3>heading to California, and I'm going to beat the Dodger game.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the primetime Sunday night game Dodgers in Los Angeles

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<v Speaker 3>and they're playing the Padres or not the Pidters, the Giants.

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<v Speaker 3>He says, are you going to the game.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to see you?

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<v Speaker 3>So all right back, I said, listen, I'm very excited

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<v Speaker 3>that you're going to be at a Dodger games. I

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<v Speaker 3>haven't seen you in.

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<v Speaker 1>A long time.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm very happy for that, but I will not be

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<v Speaker 3>at the game. I then explained how the Dodgers had

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<v Speaker 3>cut me off. They had stonewalled me the PR department

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<v Speaker 3>for the Dodgers since they got Shohio Tani. Despite almost

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<v Speaker 3>thirty years of covering the Dodgers, they decided that I

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<v Speaker 3>was not worthy of being there on a regular basis.

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<v Speaker 3>So a few minutes later I sent that to Marlin's man.

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<v Speaker 3>I explained the whole deal. I said, listen, I've been

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<v Speaker 3>replaced by seven reporters from different news outfits in Japan,

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<v Speaker 3>and I get it. They're making more money. I guess

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<v Speaker 3>they don't value the overnight show, which is on a

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<v Speaker 3>station which is almost owned, like half of it by

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<v Speaker 3>the Dodgers. Anyway, So Marlin's man text me back and

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<v Speaker 3>he says, hey, listen, I want you to go to

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<v Speaker 3>the game.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get your ticket. You want to go, I'll get

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<v Speaker 1>you a ticket right next to me.

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<v Speaker 3>And without missing a beat. Now I had other plans.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, hell, yes, yes, what time do I need

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<v Speaker 3>to be there? It was that simply said, listen, do

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<v Speaker 3>you still have the same email. I'm gonna transfer the

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<v Speaker 3>ticket over to you. So he sent me the ticket.

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<v Speaker 3>He didn't send me parking, which I'm okay with. So

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<v Speaker 3>I got to the stadium, and that in itself was

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<v Speaker 3>an issue because remember last weekend, the civil unrest was

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<v Speaker 3>going on. There was a lot of animosity. There's still

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of animosity in the LA area. But the

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<v Speaker 3>off ramp, all of them, all the off ramps from

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<v Speaker 3>the one oh one Freeway, which is what I take

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<v Speaker 3>to get to downtown LA.

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<v Speaker 1>I normally will get off.

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<v Speaker 3>I know all the streets in LA because I used

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<v Speaker 3>to live down there and I've been there a million

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<v Speaker 3>times to Dodger Stadium, and it's much easier to get

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<v Speaker 3>into Dodger Stadium from a couple of streets which are

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<v Speaker 3>not right off the freeway.

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<v Speaker 1>You get off the one oh.

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<v Speaker 3>One and you make your way through and you can

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<v Speaker 3>get there pretty quick. But the problem was everything was closed,

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<v Speaker 3>so all of the routes or routes that I normally

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<v Speaker 3>take to the ballpark I couldn't take. There were highway

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<v Speaker 3>patrol LAPD fully armed loaded all that blocking every on

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<v Speaker 3>ramp and off ramp. So this ended up adding about

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<v Speaker 3>two hours. Roughly, it was like an hour and a

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<v Speaker 3>half to two hours of my commute to the ballpark.

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<v Speaker 3>So I finally get there, and I realized that, wait

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<v Speaker 3>a minute, if I park here, it is going to

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<v Speaker 3>be a freaking nightmare.

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<v Speaker 1>And I like to save a couple of bucks when

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<v Speaker 1>I can.

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<v Speaker 3>So the Dodgers, they claim they don't own the parking

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<v Speaker 3>lots at Dodger Stadium and all that stuff, but whoever

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<v Speaker 3>does own the parking lots at Dodger Stadium is making

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<v Speaker 3>a killing because there is no real public transportation at

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<v Speaker 3>Dodger Stadium. You got to take a bunch of trains, planes,

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<v Speaker 3>buses and all that stuff. So the parking at Dodger

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<v Speaker 3>Stadium is forty dollars for general parking.

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<v Speaker 1>Forty bucks, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>So I remembered because I would park here back when

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<v Speaker 3>I was in good standing with the Dodgers. I would

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<v Speaker 3>park down the hill near the La Fire Academy, and

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<v Speaker 3>it's like a fire building. They have a gymnasium and

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<v Speaker 3>all that stuff, And that's the overflow parking. It's not

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<v Speaker 3>technically in Dodger Stadium property. It's down down, not at

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<v Speaker 3>the bottom all the way, but it's like halfway down

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<v Speaker 3>the hill, and.

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<v Speaker 1>So I go.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, wait a minute, I can park here,

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<v Speaker 3>And I said, five dollars dollars twenty twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>You can pay five dollars five dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>To pay for parking. Now, there was one problem that

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<v Speaker 3>I did not factor in. I did the arithmetic here

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<v Speaker 3>and I did not factor this in the problem. It

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<v Speaker 3>was a scorcher. It was like ninety five degrees in

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<v Speaker 3>Los Angeles on Sunday. And so I paid the woman

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<v Speaker 3>for the parking five dollars on the credit card, no cash,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I get out of the car and I

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<v Speaker 3>have to walk all the way up the hill. Now

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<v Speaker 3>this is a social event. I'm not working, so I

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<v Speaker 3>have to walk all the way up there. And I'm like, listen,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm in. I spend my time on the treadmill.

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<v Speaker 1>I can do that. It's not that I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>Do it, But how am I going to appear when

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<v Speaker 3>I get to Dodger Stadium on a ninety five degrade

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<v Speaker 3>degree day with no shade. So I start walking one

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<v Speaker 3>foot in front of the other. You know, that's how

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<v Speaker 3>all great journeys begin. I've read that somewhere. So by

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<v Speaker 3>the time I get to the ballpark, I am hand

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<v Speaker 3>to God.

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<v Speaker 1>Covered in sweat.

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<v Speaker 3>It appears that I've just taken a bath and my

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<v Speaker 3>clothes are drenched. So I get you use the ticket.

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<v Speaker 3>I get to the ballpark and I immediately go to

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<v Speaker 3>the bathroom on the reserve level. I go to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>I then grab as many paper towels as I can

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<v Speaker 3>get my hands on as many of them, and I

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<v Speaker 3>start trying to dry myself off because I've got to

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<v Speaker 3>see Marlin's man, Lawrence, and I don't want to look

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<v Speaker 3>like a slub. So here I am grabbing these paper

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<v Speaker 3>towels and I'm in a fever pitch, trying to drive

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<v Speaker 3>myself off the glamorous life of a big time overnight

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<v Speaker 3>radio star unless I'm not. But I'm sitting in the

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<v Speaker 3>front row. All the rich people, all the big shots,

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<v Speaker 3>they sit down there. So I then had to find

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<v Speaker 3>Marlin's man. This was a problem. I couldn't find it.

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<v Speaker 3>I get down all the way down, I take the

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<v Speaker 3>escalators down. I actually ran into Rick Monday, and I

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<v Speaker 3>explained to Rick. On my way down, I said Rick

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<v Speaker 3>real quick, I waved him. He was kind of surprised

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<v Speaker 3>to see me. I've known Rick for many many years

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<v Speaker 3>since I was a kid, and Rick was kind of

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<v Speaker 3>taking it back, and I just quickly said, I said, listen,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not really allowed out here much anymore, but I.

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<v Speaker 1>Just want to say hello, something along those lines. And

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<v Speaker 1>then that was it.

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<v Speaker 3>So again I'm still covered in sweat. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 3>find Marlin's man. I get down there, he's not there.

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<v Speaker 3>I send him a text. He doesn't right back, so

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<v Speaker 3>I'm looking around now. The good thing is he always

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<v Speaker 3>wears that orange Marlin shirt. He has the orange hat,

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<v Speaker 3>and so he stands out like a throbbing orange thumb.

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<v Speaker 1>All these people were in Dodger blue.

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<v Speaker 3>There were a few Giants fans, and then there's Marlins

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<v Speaker 3>Man and he's wearing his orange Marlin's Jersey's got the

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<v Speaker 3>signature hat, the whole thing, which at one point about

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<v Speaker 3>six or seven years ago was a very popular Halloween

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<v Speaker 3>costume for many many years. And he was also late

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<v Speaker 3>because of the traffic in downtown.

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<v Speaker 1>La, the civil unrest and all.

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<v Speaker 3>He had the same issues I had, except he had

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<v Speaker 3>it worse because he is not familiar. He only comes

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<v Speaker 3>to La occasionally, not very awful. So we finally a

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<v Speaker 3>long story short, we finally connect. Now keep in mind,

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<v Speaker 3>in between the time I'm waiting for Marlin's Man, I

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<v Speaker 3>grabbed a single cup of ice water to try to

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<v Speaker 3>cool down my internal temperature. I then go back to

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<v Speaker 3>the luxury bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Where all like the rich f's.

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<v Speaker 3>Hangout, like all the very important people hang out, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm I'm still sweaty.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think I did?

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, yes, I grabbed a bunch of paper towels

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<v Speaker 3>and started wiping the shits, as my grandfather would say,

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<v Speaker 3>off my body. I was still worried about my appearance.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, this is embarrassing, and I got a

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<v Speaker 3>good deal, I say, thirty five dollars on parking. However,

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<v Speaker 3>I ended up looking like I had been in hot

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<v Speaker 3>yoga and it was It was awkward. So again we

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<v Speaker 3>connected Marlin's Man, and fortunately he didn't seem to notice

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<v Speaker 3>that my clothing was still drying. He was very cordial,

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<v Speaker 3>very polite, dapper man, Marlin's Man with the orange outfit,

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<v Speaker 3>and he's also a very big tipper. Marlin's Man's got

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of bucks, so he's a very big tipper.

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<v Speaker 3>And he takes care of the people that work at

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<v Speaker 3>the different ballparks, and so everyone when he walks in,

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<v Speaker 3>like there's a battle between the people that serve the food.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's like a pecking order.

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<v Speaker 3>And I've been there enough with Marlin's Man over the years,

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<v Speaker 3>where this is the Kramdala Krem. The richest of the

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<v Speaker 3>rich get these tickets buying on plate and some very

0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:55.640
<v Speaker 3>wealthy people in La that work at movie studios and

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<v Speaker 3>our executives at tech companies and our so But Marlin's

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<v Speaker 3>Man when he walks in, the waiters come over. They

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<v Speaker 3>want him to work with them because you know, he'll

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<v Speaker 3>get any table he wants, but he'll pay a large

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<v Speaker 3>amount in terms of tipping.

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<v Speaker 1>So he hooks us up. The server. The gentleman who

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<v Speaker 1>came up hooks us up. I think his name was

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<v Speaker 1>d or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, he hooked us up with a table and it

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<v Speaker 3>was a freeloaders paradise, freeloaders paradise. I went for the

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<v Speaker 3>chicken palm sandwiches. Now there was some high end seafood,

0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:37.080
<v Speaker 3>really good seafood if you're into that kind of thing,

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<v Speaker 3>which many of.

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<v Speaker 1>The people there were enjoying.

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<v Speaker 3>And I went for the chicken parm sandwich where they

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<v Speaker 3>were a chef's kiss, the perfect ratio of chicken, not

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<v Speaker 3>too thick, not too thin, fried to perfection, covered in nice,

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<v Speaker 3>delicious cheese. And then they had the perfect sauce sauce

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<v Speaker 3>to chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>The cheese ratio.

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<v Speaker 3>I also had some chicken enchiladas. Why not little garlic

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<v Speaker 3>Little Mexican had some garlic bread with the chicken palm

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<v Speaker 3>and the enchiladas and all that.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a hodgepodge.

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<v Speaker 3>I just it's like a pot luck, except there was

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of luck, a lot of luck, and so

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<v Speaker 3>it was a hodgepodge of goodness. It was delicious, and

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<v Speaker 3>I tossed in some Father Day Father's Day cupcakes. They

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<v Speaker 3>had this big spread of cupcakes. I posted some photos

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<v Speaker 3>on social media. It was a marvelous culinary experience. Now

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<v Speaker 3>I should also point out, and it is interesting to

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<v Speaker 3>note that I was not there as just the only

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<v Speaker 3>guest of.

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<v Speaker 1>Marlin's Man, Because when Marlin's.

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<v Speaker 3>Man goes to a game, Lawrence likes to socialize and

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<v Speaker 3>he always invites a group of people and we become

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<v Speaker 3>friends for that day and over the years going to

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<v Speaker 3>these games, I have befriend did everyone from executives at companies,

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<v Speaker 3>major companies that have gone here, to models, you name it,

0:17:09.920 --> 0:17:12.320
<v Speaker 3>and it's like a whole you never know who's going

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<v Speaker 3>to be there. So Marlin's man invited a couple of

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<v Speaker 3>his other friends, and one was an actor who has

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<v Speaker 3>been in a bunch of random roles, like one of

0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:23.960
<v Speaker 3>those guys you kind of know who he is, but

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<v Speaker 3>you're not really sure. He also worked at a high

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<v Speaker 3>profile job in Stanford, Connecticut, traveled around with professional.

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<v Speaker 1>Wrestling, so he was there.

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<v Speaker 3>And then the other gentleman also worked in entertainment as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Both these guys were living in New York. Now, the

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<v Speaker 3>other guy that was I'm not really familiar with exactly

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<v Speaker 3>what he did, but he he ended up. He ended

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<v Speaker 3>up originally from LA. He moved to New York and

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<v Speaker 3>he had a lot of money. And I'm not giving

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<v Speaker 3>any names here, so tell some more details. But the

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<v Speaker 3>other guy was looking to buy a place, like he

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<v Speaker 3>flew out, went to the Dodger game and he's like

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<v Speaker 3>telling him.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, yeah, I'm looking to buy a place.

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<v Speaker 3>In LA And he's like explaining that he's gonna buy

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<v Speaker 3>a like a high end luxury condo and so I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, oh, you got that kind of money.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, you know, you buy a house.

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<v Speaker 3>And then he's explaining, He's like, yeah, I got a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of my friends have had home invasion robberies, which

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<v Speaker 3>has been a big problem. A lot of it doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>get reported on since they try to downplay that stuff.

0:18:36.480 --> 0:18:38.080
<v Speaker 1>They try to keep it on the down low.

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<v Speaker 3>The athlete thing gets reported a lot when their houses

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<v Speaker 3>get broken into.

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<v Speaker 1>It anyway, So the guy's like, yeah, I'm looking at some.

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<v Speaker 3>Real estate here and I decided to go to the game.

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<v Speaker 3>And he's like a Yankees fan, but he's okay with

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<v Speaker 3>the Mets. The other guy's a Mets fan and he's

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<v Speaker 3>okay with the Yankees, which is odd, right, He's odd

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<v Speaker 3>because the guy that's the the guy's the Yankees fan lives.

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<v Speaker 1>He's from Long Island, and anybody that knows New York,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean from there. I've got family there.

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<v Speaker 3>The rule is generally, if you're in the city or

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<v Speaker 3>a Yankee fan, and if you're over on the side

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<v Speaker 3>there on Long Island, you are a fan of the

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<v Speaker 3>Mets because that's the local team. Anyway, things are all messing.

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<v Speaker 3>So that was the group of people that I was with,

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<v Speaker 3>and we were schmoozen wall eating, and even though I

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<v Speaker 3>am a full on introvert and it's very awkward for

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<v Speaker 3>me to converse with random people that I've never met,

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<v Speaker 3>I actually enjoyed the conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, there's a couple of guys talking ball. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>we were talking ball.

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<v Speaker 3>We were all talking about what we do for our careers,

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<v Speaker 3>and Marlin's Man was really pumping me up, which made

0:19:47.040 --> 0:19:48.840
<v Speaker 3>me feel good because these guys were kind of big

0:19:48.840 --> 0:19:50.680
<v Speaker 3>shots and he was pumping me up. He's a fan

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<v Speaker 3>of the show and he misses Eddie and we were

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<v Speaker 3>talking about some of the old days on the show

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<v Speaker 3>when he called in and all this stuff. Now, a

0:19:57.400 --> 0:19:59.520
<v Speaker 3>lot of what we talked about is not fit for broadcasts,

0:19:59.520 --> 0:20:01.280
<v Speaker 3>and it's the private conversation and I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 3>talk about that. But Marlin's Man told some stories, some

0:20:04.760 --> 0:20:07.760
<v Speaker 3>I'd heard, some I had not heard. He also knows

0:20:07.800 --> 0:20:11.840
<v Speaker 3>a lot of very important people at Major League Baseball.

0:20:11.880 --> 0:20:15.680
<v Speaker 3>Marlin's Man because of his job in his real life

0:20:15.960 --> 0:20:17.919
<v Speaker 3>and his travels around baseball.

0:20:17.960 --> 0:20:21.080
<v Speaker 1>Everyone knows him because of the outfit and he's a

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<v Speaker 1>very nice guy.

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<v Speaker 3>And so he is around people that tell him stuff

0:20:25.400 --> 0:20:29.360
<v Speaker 3>like the inner workings of Major League Baseball. And so

0:20:29.440 --> 0:20:32.080
<v Speaker 3>he'll tell me things he's heard. You know, who knows

0:20:32.119 --> 0:20:34.360
<v Speaker 3>if it's true or not. I believe most of it's

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<v Speaker 3>probably very true because things he's told me in the

0:20:36.960 --> 0:20:41.120
<v Speaker 3>past have happened long after that. Unfortunately, I cannot use

0:20:41.160 --> 0:20:44.399
<v Speaker 3>that stuff on the air because I'll get cut off.

0:20:44.480 --> 0:20:46.280
<v Speaker 1>So it's one of those weird things.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I know stuff that's going to happen, yet I

0:20:51.640 --> 0:20:53.960
<v Speaker 3>can't do it. And I'm not a journalist. I'm a

0:20:54.000 --> 0:20:57.280
<v Speaker 3>talk showist. I'm an opinion guy. Talk show is a

0:20:57.440 --> 0:21:01.560
<v Speaker 3>columnist on the radio. We're not there to report the news.

0:21:02.000 --> 0:21:04.320
<v Speaker 3>We are just there to give opinions on what happens

0:21:04.359 --> 0:21:09.640
<v Speaker 3>and to occasionally going to no Stradamus mode, distant relative

0:21:09.760 --> 0:21:13.600
<v Speaker 3>of no Stradamus, friend of no stradenis and all that stuff.

0:21:13.640 --> 0:21:16.399
<v Speaker 3>So he told me some stuff I can't repeat. So

0:21:16.520 --> 0:21:23.080
<v Speaker 3>then it's right before first pitch, and about twenty minutes

0:21:23.119 --> 0:21:27.160
<v Speaker 3>before first pitch, we're still inside because very hot Marlin's

0:21:27.160 --> 0:21:29.239
<v Speaker 3>man Lawrence is like, listen, we're gonna go out right

0:21:29.280 --> 0:21:31.919
<v Speaker 3>before the game. It's too hot. I did this before

0:21:31.960 --> 0:21:34.760
<v Speaker 3>when I was hot. Here there's no shade. We're just

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<v Speaker 3>gonna wait. Okay, fine, so there you go, and we

0:21:40.800 --> 0:21:42.560
<v Speaker 3>my phone starts blowing up. I was getting all these

0:21:42.560 --> 0:21:45.119
<v Speaker 3>messages about half an hour before the game.

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<v Speaker 1>I told the story a.

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<v Speaker 3>Little bit on the radio, but found out first one

0:21:51.119 --> 0:21:54.840
<v Speaker 3>in the group to find out that the Higants had

0:21:54.920 --> 0:21:59.040
<v Speaker 3>traded with the Boston Red Sox for Raffie Devers. And

0:21:59.080 --> 0:22:02.120
<v Speaker 3>then that became buzz. Everyone was talking about. They were

0:22:02.160 --> 0:22:05.080
<v Speaker 3>putting their cupcakes and their cookies down, and they're like,

0:22:05.080 --> 0:22:09.080
<v Speaker 3>can you believe this? Unbelievable. So we watched the game,

0:22:09.119 --> 0:22:10.600
<v Speaker 3>had a good time. He had a lot of junk

0:22:10.640 --> 0:22:12.879
<v Speaker 3>food during the game as well. The Dodgers ended up

0:22:12.960 --> 0:22:16.720
<v Speaker 3>winning the game, and Marlin's Man.

0:22:16.480 --> 0:22:19.320
<v Speaker 1>Had told us, he says, listen, let's get out of here.

0:22:19.359 --> 0:22:21.040
<v Speaker 1>There's like one out to go in the ninth finning

0:22:21.119 --> 0:22:22.280
<v Speaker 1>or whatever is. He got to get out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>So I did what I was told to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Part of the group we left again one out before

0:22:29.560 --> 0:22:32.840
<v Speaker 3>the game endn't and Marlin's Man had to get out

0:22:32.840 --> 0:22:35.040
<v Speaker 3>of Dodge and get out of the ballpark. Hit back

0:22:35.080 --> 0:22:38.879
<v Speaker 3>to lax for a flight to Florida. He also attended

0:22:38.920 --> 0:22:44.240
<v Speaker 3>the Florida Panthers clinching the Stanley Cup on Tuesday night.

0:22:44.280 --> 0:22:47.640
<v Speaker 3>He was sent me a bunch of photos from the celebration.

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<v Speaker 3>He's sitting right against the glass at the game. Now,

0:22:52.520 --> 0:22:56.159
<v Speaker 3>leaving Dodger Stadium was also a bit of an opposite go.

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<v Speaker 3>I had the same issue I had coming into Dodger

0:22:58.160 --> 0:23:01.160
<v Speaker 3>Stadium with a slight change.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, as you might remember, because I just told the

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<v Speaker 1>story a few minutes ago. Since I parked.

0:23:06.400 --> 0:23:09.800
<v Speaker 3>Down the hill the cheap five dollars a lot, I

0:23:09.920 --> 0:23:16.160
<v Speaker 3>was able to circumvent much of the traffic. Unfortunately, not

0:23:16.200 --> 0:23:19.320
<v Speaker 3>only were the off ramps closed, the on ramps to

0:23:19.320 --> 0:23:23.199
<v Speaker 3>the highway were closed. So this presented a problem. I

0:23:23.280 --> 0:23:27.120
<v Speaker 3>was at the mercy of the LAPD and the Traffic

0:23:27.240 --> 0:23:31.879
<v Speaker 3>Department of Los Angeles, La City to direct me on

0:23:31.920 --> 0:23:35.479
<v Speaker 3>where I needed to go. They decided it would be

0:23:35.560 --> 0:23:37.440
<v Speaker 3>fun to f with with Ben.

0:23:38.040 --> 0:23:39.720
<v Speaker 1>How did they decide to f with Ben?

0:23:40.200 --> 0:23:43.639
<v Speaker 3>Well, the roads were all closed, and so they directed

0:23:43.680 --> 0:23:50.480
<v Speaker 3>me through downtown Los Angeles and the people that were

0:23:50.600 --> 0:23:55.439
<v Speaker 3>very upset with ice were there and they were making

0:23:55.480 --> 0:23:57.600
<v Speaker 3>a lot of noise. This was like the ground zero

0:23:57.720 --> 0:24:02.359
<v Speaker 3>for the protesting. You had cops on one side, you

0:24:02.520 --> 0:24:04.240
<v Speaker 3>had people on the other side.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen that.

0:24:07.240 --> 0:24:10.560
<v Speaker 3>Many Mexican flags, even in Mexico, but they were holding

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<v Speaker 3>up their flags and a lot of foul signs, upset

0:24:14.840 --> 0:24:18.760
<v Speaker 3>with the cops. It was quite the show. Quite the show.

0:24:18.800 --> 0:24:21.440
<v Speaker 3>I did not expect to be in the show. Now

0:24:21.520 --> 0:24:25.399
<v Speaker 3>nothing happened to me. I was stunned, though. How many

0:24:25.440 --> 0:24:31.280
<v Speaker 3>buildings had f this f that graffiti on them. I'm

0:24:31.320 --> 0:24:34.600
<v Speaker 3>pretty sure the people doing the graffiti, that's the only

0:24:34.720 --> 0:24:36.680
<v Speaker 3>thing they know how to write on the wall. At

0:24:36.680 --> 0:24:41.480
<v Speaker 3>this point, what an I saw what an iesore and

0:24:41.800 --> 0:24:45.000
<v Speaker 3>it was disappointing. There's some really nice buildings that were

0:24:45.119 --> 0:24:49.399
<v Speaker 3>totally jacked up. It made me a little sick, a

0:24:49.440 --> 0:24:52.040
<v Speaker 3>little nauseated. And I know all that stuff will eventually

0:24:52.040 --> 0:24:54.360
<v Speaker 3>be cleaned up and it'll cost a lot of money.

0:24:54.760 --> 0:24:56.600
<v Speaker 3>But I did make my way out of the matters.

0:24:56.600 --> 0:24:58.480
<v Speaker 3>Now I had to head back to the mother ship

0:24:59.440 --> 0:25:02.760
<v Speaker 3>because there was show to do. I had a talk

0:25:02.840 --> 0:25:06.920
<v Speaker 3>show to do, So I left and made my way

0:25:07.200 --> 0:25:09.880
<v Speaker 3>to the station, and then I went all the way

0:25:09.920 --> 0:25:11.679
<v Speaker 3>in the back to the very very back where the

0:25:11.720 --> 0:25:16.399
<v Speaker 3>door is broken, and proceeded to prepare the final elements

0:25:16.920 --> 0:25:20.480
<v Speaker 3>for the overnight show. So that was my trip with

0:25:20.640 --> 0:25:22.399
<v Speaker 3>Marlin spent this week.

0:25:22.680 --> 0:25:28.280
<v Speaker 1>Who Goofed? I've got to know? Who Goofed? I've got

0:25:28.320 --> 0:25:28.560
<v Speaker 1>to know.

0:25:28.800 --> 0:25:35.000
<v Speaker 3>And they did fix the phones finally on Friday, but

0:25:35.400 --> 0:25:39.400
<v Speaker 3>it was a bit of a long week. In fact,

0:25:39.440 --> 0:25:41.040
<v Speaker 3>you might be able to tell here we are even

0:25:41.080 --> 0:25:42.800
<v Speaker 3>on a Saturday, and my voice is.

0:25:42.760 --> 0:25:48.399
<v Speaker 1>Still a little a little off, a little off.

0:25:48.800 --> 0:25:52.960
<v Speaker 3>And did a lot of extra talking on the talk show,

0:25:53.920 --> 0:25:55.800
<v Speaker 3>a lot of extra talking. So as you know, I'm

0:25:55.800 --> 0:25:59.000
<v Speaker 3>on my own. I lived the island life every night.

0:25:59.600 --> 0:26:02.960
<v Speaker 3>My partner in crime for years was Eddie Garcia. The

0:26:03.000 --> 0:26:06.639
<v Speaker 3>company determined that they decided to whack Eddie and they

0:26:06.720 --> 0:26:09.680
<v Speaker 3>didn't replace him, so they just put like you know,

0:26:10.080 --> 0:26:12.960
<v Speaker 3>recorded updates on so fine, I said, I.

0:26:12.880 --> 0:26:14.840
<v Speaker 1>Can do the show. I've always prepared to do the

0:26:14.840 --> 0:26:15.320
<v Speaker 1>show fin.

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<v Speaker 3>So kind of replacing Eddie, I will mix in phone

0:26:20.240 --> 0:26:24.200
<v Speaker 3>calls so it's not just my voice, because Coop doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>talk and Lorena doesn't talk that much, so I will

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<v Speaker 3>mix in callers as an element on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's that's kind of the way I've been doing it. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the phones are all messed.

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<v Speaker 3>Up, they're not working, so I just have to keep

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<v Speaker 3>calling and going and the you know, the do hickey,

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<v Speaker 3>We couldn't get that working. The thing I'm a bob

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't what right, the gadget malfunction.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, the mercy of the equipment.

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<v Speaker 3>And this was actually the phone company.

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<v Speaker 1>They were the ones that had f this up.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how that happens, but it happened, and

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<v Speaker 3>we made it through the week, barely made it through

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<v Speaker 3>the week. Somehow blind Scott was able to get in.

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<v Speaker 3>He got in, and I think it was Eric, the

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<v Speaker 3>introvert from the train town in Illinois. He got in

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<v Speaker 3>multiple times. But I was getting email from super fans

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<v Speaker 3>of the show that called the show very upset.

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<v Speaker 1>They think that I was involved in this. They were like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh man, you gotta fix the phone. I gotta get it,

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<v Speaker 1>like this is.

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<v Speaker 3>Their hobby, is calling the show and being a character

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<v Speaker 3>on the show, and they were very upset and they

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<v Speaker 3>demanded that I fix it, like I have some kind

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<v Speaker 3>of technical expertise, which, by the way, spoiler alert, I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>But somebody fixed the phones, so we should be good

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<v Speaker 3>for another I don't know, twenty five years until the

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<v Speaker 3>phone's break again, and then we'll move on to something else.

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<v Speaker 3>Time now for the phrase of the day. That's right,

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<v Speaker 3>the phrase of the day.

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<v Speaker 1>The phrase of the day. A two for one blowout.

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<v Speaker 3>Special will start with the phrase of the day, happy wife,

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<v Speaker 3>happy life. Happy wife, happy life. So to have a

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<v Speaker 3>good life, it has been said you need to have

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<v Speaker 3>a good wife. And when the wife in a family

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<v Speaker 3>is happy, then everyone else is happy. And if a

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<v Speaker 3>wife is not happy, no one's happy. Now that phrase,

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<v Speaker 3>happy wife, happy life, it goes back. I did research

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<v Speaker 3>on this. It goes all the way back to nineteen

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<v Speaker 3>o three, but not before that. There's no documentation of

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<v Speaker 3>that before nineteen o three.

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<v Speaker 1>And it is interesting the node as.

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<v Speaker 3>The late Great Vin Scilly would say that in nineteen

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<v Speaker 3>oh three in the final verse of a a choice

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<v Speaker 3>bit of doggerel called the work of wages party, where

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<v Speaker 3>the words have been not more than a congarease, but

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<v Speaker 3>used in expressing casualty. It's a lot of mumbo jump,

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<v Speaker 3>but that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>But here's what it said.

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<v Speaker 3>It said, I'm a work and wages party man, like

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<v Speaker 3>a political group. I say that's what I am. You'll

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<v Speaker 3>find me true and hearty man, for that is what

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<v Speaker 3>I am. Now let's rejoice to end the strife with

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<v Speaker 3>all the kids in Clover. A happy wife, a happy life,

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<v Speaker 3>that's the line, and a jolly good turnover.

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<v Speaker 1>So courier research done concerning this particular phrase.

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<v Speaker 3>The belief is the phrase happy wife, happy life obviously

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<v Speaker 3>a true idiom, but it comes to describe obviously what

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<v Speaker 3>family's going all the way back to the late eighteen hundreds.

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<v Speaker 1>Which phrase was actually used.

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<v Speaker 3>Way before in nineteen oh three. It just wasn't in

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<v Speaker 3>document documented writing until nineteen oh three. Anyway, the woman's

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<v Speaker 3>mood needs to be good or else no one's happy

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<v Speaker 3>in the family. Now I mentioned a two for one blowout,

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<v Speaker 3>a sale on the phrase of the day. How about

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<v Speaker 3>chill pill? Chill pill, that imaginary pill, calming and soothing,

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<v Speaker 3>a medication used to relax. Now, this is a colloquialism

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<v Speaker 3>that is used when someone is worked up into a lather.

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<v Speaker 1>Down. Dude, take a chill pill. Take a chill pill.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, it turns out the term was actually first used

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<v Speaker 3>all the way back in the eighteen hundreds, way back then,

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<v Speaker 3>describing a pill that was meant to fight off literally

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<v Speaker 3>the chills that were associated with a high fever. So

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<v Speaker 3>if you had a fever, you took this pill, and

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<v Speaker 3>it's a chill pill.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd stop dealing with that.

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<v Speaker 3>It contained a bunch of random medicines. Even some black

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<v Speaker 3>pepper oil was in there. And this was very little

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<v Speaker 3>relation to the chill pills of the nineteen eighties. These

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<v Speaker 3>were prescribed for children who were believed to have suffered

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<v Speaker 3>from ADHD eight, and the thought is by some that

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<v Speaker 3>the two were related in some way maybe a stretch. However,

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<v Speaker 3>other people believe it is related. So the term chill

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<v Speaker 3>became popular in the late seventies. Today, chill pill is

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<v Speaker 3>used or chill out when needing someone to calm down.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, hey, just take a chill pill. Just just

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<v Speaker 1>do it. Just take a chill pill, all right. That

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<v Speaker 1>is that, We'll put the baby to bed.

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<v Speaker 3>I will have a mail bag for you on the

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<v Speaker 3>Fifth Hour podcast. I don't know if Danny's going to

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<v Speaker 3>be there or not, but we'll have the mail bag

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<v Speaker 3>either way tomorrow on Sunday. Have a wonderful, glorious rest

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<v Speaker 3>of your Saturday. Got an NBA Finals Game seven tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 3>Tomorrow tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 1>Will the thunder choke this away? Is Indiana?

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<v Speaker 3>They're gonna steal a championship from OKC developing hot dot

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<v Speaker 3>dot dot.

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<v Speaker 1>We will talk about that.

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<v Speaker 3>More as we get into it, and the mail bag

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<v Speaker 3>and all that. I have you a wonderful day. We'll

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<v Speaker 3>talk to you next time. And as Danny would say,

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<v Speaker 3>asta pasta laid skater, and I would say, a rivaderce.

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<v Speaker 1>Aloha by Felicia