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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to twenty six,

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Speaker 1: episode four of Ly Like Guys production of I Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: It's a podcast where we take a deep dive into

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Speaker 1: America's shared consciousness. And of course it is Thursday, marks,

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Speaker 1: which makes it National cold cuts Day. You know someone's

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Speaker 1: got to celebrate them. They're not being celebrated in this household.

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Speaker 1: But you said it's not being celebrated. No, my kids

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Speaker 1: fucking hate cold cuts, bro. Really yeah, so so does

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Speaker 1: my wife. And I'm like, only okay on them. But

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Speaker 1: I grew up fully like there was always some turkey

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Speaker 1: that was on the verge of expiring in the drawer

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Speaker 1: in the refrigerator, little panic sandwich like from like just

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Speaker 1: just right at the buzzer. Hate it? Do you do

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Speaker 1: you funk with cold cuts? Grown up? Yeah, we'll see.

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Speaker 1: Like having my mom didn't understand cold cuts really, Like,

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Speaker 1: as I said, I like salami. That was like the

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Speaker 1: thing that I would have around. And it wasn't until

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Speaker 1: I was like in middle school and I saw everybody

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Speaker 1: was eating turkey sandwiches and I'm like, I also need

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Speaker 1: to have turkey meat in the house. Mom. I'm still

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Speaker 1: here and there, but I love I love sandwiches, so

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Speaker 1: by default I love cold cuts. Is like our cold

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Speaker 1: cuts made of like processed meat. I feel like the

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Speaker 1: thing when you when you see them there that it's

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Speaker 1: like a big meat log that doesn't appear to be

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Speaker 1: the natural state of a bird. But I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm suspicious of cold cuts, given having some distance from them.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean when you see like how big,

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you're like, this is turkey, and like that looks

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Speaker 1: like eight breasts, like gigantic turkey breasts put together like

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Speaker 1: in a ham pock. Yeah, but I don't know, but

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Speaker 1: this it's everything. It give a sandwich, meat, turkey, ham, salami, whatever.

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Speaker 1: I'm aware of what they are. I'm just I don't

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Speaker 1: know what the funk they're putting in there, you know,

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Speaker 1: still delish. Anyways, my name is Jack O'Brien, a K

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Speaker 1: jawning out at Wells Fargoes Center and I had so

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Speaker 1: much water, so I went out to get a steak

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Speaker 1: and there he was. You don't live in Philly, but

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Speaker 1: there he was, like saggy disco fries. I smell piss

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Speaker 1: because Jackie's here. Jackie downs that piss like beer. That

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Speaker 1: is courtesy of Lex Lugi, Mr Lugubrious, lucaberious. Yeah, just

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Speaker 1: a reference to my family and Philly and the fact

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Speaker 1: that I drink pea and it has nothing to do

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Speaker 1: with COVID. All right, So don't accuse me of being

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Speaker 1: an anti baxer. And I'm thrilled to be joined as

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Speaker 1: always by my co host, Mr Miles Grab. You know

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Speaker 1: what in honor those cold cuts boom boom boom doom

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Speaker 1: doom boom boom doom. I eat lousla me love that

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Speaker 1: lousla me. Okay, that's from shout out to Christia Magucci

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Speaker 1: main at Wapple House because yes, like I said, cold cuts,

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Speaker 1: just eating loose salami in the ziploc bag was my lonesometimes.

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Speaker 1: Wasn't quite ready for the sandwich game. But anyway, shout

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Speaker 1: out to you for that wonderful year and bringing salami

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Speaker 1: into a great run the Jewels track. Damn did you

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Speaker 1: know it was National could Cut Day? Like coming into

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Speaker 1: this episode is that it is gonna be a themed

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Speaker 1: episode about cold cuts, and I just saying this is

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Speaker 1: what I don't know this is. This is like one

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Speaker 1: of those moments where it all comes together. All right, Well, Miles,

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Speaker 1: we're thrilled to be joined in our third seat by

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Speaker 1: a brilliantly talented filmmaker and writer. She was the head

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Speaker 1: writer for the Problem with Jon Stewart on Apple TV

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Speaker 1: Plus and wrote on Girls five Ever on Peacock, one

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Speaker 1: of my fat shows the past couple of years, Bless

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Speaker 1: this Mess on ABC, The Opposition with Jordan Clever, just

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Speaker 1: all the all the shows that you want to be

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Speaker 1: writing on. She was writing on that ship. She wrote, directed,

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Speaker 1: and starred in Basic, which one Best Indie Short and

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Speaker 1: Best Comedy of the Year on the festival circuit. Wow

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Speaker 1: full bio. All Right, I don't know, I'm impressed. I'm impressed.

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Speaker 1: Not everybody gets this, but according to the trades yesterday,

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Speaker 1: she just anked an overall deal with twentieth Television, which

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Speaker 1: I only kind of know what that means, but it

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Speaker 1: sounds baffo to me. Please welcome the hilarious and talented Chelsea.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for having me. For using the

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Speaker 1: word bafo, I mean, like what a day already truly

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Speaker 1: a bafo guest for us. This is bafo bio in

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Speaker 1: the podcast world. How's it going, How's what's it like

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Speaker 1: to be winning? Stay? Winning? Like that, oh man, it

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Speaker 1: is both great and maybe everyone has this or maybe

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Speaker 1: this is just you know whatever from my childhood, but

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Speaker 1: I'm immediate you're like, oh god, oh god, I'm winning

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Speaker 1: this something I can't be right. When's the lost coming?

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Speaker 1: When's the loss come? Yeah? What's the lost? Man? And

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Speaker 1: I think it's this weird combination of feeling like I

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Speaker 1: sweat blood and tears for fifteen straight years and like

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Speaker 1: thank god this finally arrived because I've been killing myself

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Speaker 1: for it, and simultaneously the feeling of like no way

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Speaker 1: right right right, you know what I mean, where you're

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Speaker 1: just like like that's my picture, that's my name, and

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Speaker 1: I know I did sign the thing. Yeah, yeah, that's me.

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Speaker 1: I'm both like you should have given me this a

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Speaker 1: decade ago, how dare you? And like whoa can you

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Speaker 1: leave with me? Right? Congrats though, thank you so amazing,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, so wonderful to see people's names in the

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Speaker 1: trades that you know when you're like yes them, Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much, Very exciting, We're very excited to have

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Speaker 1: you back on the show. Were the author of one

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Speaker 1: of our favorite zeitgeists psis statements. I believe with the

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Speaker 1: connection of the Bachelor and Trump's election in twice six.

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Speaker 1: So thank you, thank you. That is an honor I

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Speaker 1: wear and talk about frequently. I'm constantly like, you gotta

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Speaker 1: listen to that Daily sit Guist episode with me on it.

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Speaker 1: We're kind of a Bachelor in a way that I

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Speaker 1: think you'll find really compelling. Right, and then twenties television

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Speaker 1: was like, did you hear this episode? They're like, whoa

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Speaker 1: get it? Get her a deal? Are you guys watching

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Speaker 1: this season of the Bachelor. No, I've I know, I

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Speaker 1: haven't watched. I saw one episode early on, but now

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Speaker 1: I haven't. Haven't kept up. Yeah, I mean that's that

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Speaker 1: it wasn't really exciting coming off the last season. Well,

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Speaker 1: I feel like they tried to be They didn't really try,

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Speaker 1: but they tried to be diverse, inclusive, woke. And now

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Speaker 1: they have like reset to factory settings, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? There were six shut down bringing a host

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Speaker 1: that looks actually like the main guy, just like to

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Speaker 1: the biggest little eraserhead idiots, and now we started again,

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Speaker 1: right right right? Yeah? Moral licensing as if it's like

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Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, we voted for Obama, all right, get

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Speaker 1: Trump in here now. Yeah, Yeah. Seriously, it's like, how

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Speaker 1: long can Obama's legacy make you feel good? I mean

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Speaker 1: like we're really we're really stretching that out, you know

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Speaker 1: is paper thin at this moment. I think I feel

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Speaker 1: like I always sort of follow the Bachelors, just like

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Speaker 1: via other people, and even this season, I'm not even

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Speaker 1: like hearing anybody talking about oh yeah yeah reals fest.

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Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's a bummer for someone like me who

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Speaker 1: likes to read about the news, you know, want to

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Speaker 1: die and then just tune into some hot bachelor mess

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Speaker 1: and trash to sort of get your endorphins back up, right. Yeah, alright, Well,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna get to know you a little bit better

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Speaker 1: in a moment. First, a couple of things we're talking

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Speaker 1: on news Max and just his general just a general

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Speaker 1: where is he now? We're always we we always like

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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about China's propaganda accounts now supporting Russia's

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Speaker 1: invasion narrative, and we want to unpack the marketing campaign

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Speaker 1: behind the new Batman movie because all the reviews are like,

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Speaker 1: this is dark as fuck, This is like definitely takes

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Speaker 1: itself serious as a dark piece of like gritty, paranoid

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Speaker 1: cynical art. And then it's like, and you can get

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Speaker 1: the new Papa John's Pepper bat Wings or whatever there

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Speaker 1: there is. I also have to just say the main

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Speaker 1: most unadvertising tie in that I've ever seen, is a

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Speaker 1: Papa John's the Batman tie in that's only happening in

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Speaker 1: the UK unfortunately, but it's bad. So we'll get to

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Speaker 1: all of that plenty more. But first, Chelsea, we like

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Speaker 1: to ask our guests, what is something from your search history? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I I was looking up Phil Specter's white afro

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Speaker 1: wigs and really going on that journey because I was

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Speaker 1: reading Ronnie Specters No More, and she talked about how

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Speaker 1: So an extra small white afro wig, Like, who's making these?

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? And so once I read

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Speaker 1: and I find it pretty impressive, Like who made those wigs?

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Speaker 1: celebrity memoirs from my podcast Andrea Agassey, you know we

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Speaker 1: Let's strong. Yeah, And also like to Phil Spector. He

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Speaker 1: and no one, Like, we really didn't call him out

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Speaker 1: were like, you know what, Phil, maybe you're not okay that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Sounds and that was a trademark, you thing of yours,

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Speaker 1: been down a Phil Specter rabbit hole. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you guys know this other crazy tidbit from him

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Speaker 1: in Ronnie Spector's life, but you know, the marriage wasn't

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Speaker 1: one day to make her feel happy, he surprised her

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Speaker 1: then just like handed her two children. Yeah, they spent

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Speaker 1: just to see what they were up to. Holy sh it, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm looking back at some of the pictures of

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Speaker 1: the wigs, and I'm realizing the other reason that I

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Speaker 1: was confused is they look like ship. They don't look

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Speaker 1: like anything anybody would want their hair to look like.

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Speaker 1: So that might have also thrown me off. That's a

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Speaker 1: good that's a good strategy. You're like, fault, But I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna have a ton of shitty hairs and none

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Speaker 1: would think this is an active choice I've made right,

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Speaker 1: because they're like him Phil. I imagine he was like, Hello,

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Speaker 1: can you please make a white afro extra small? And

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Speaker 1: We also like to ask our guests, what is something

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Speaker 1: you think is underrated? Okay, I I was really thinking

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Speaker 1: about this, and hear me out talk about now you

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Speaker 1: know you're gonna well, everyone loves talking about selfie. It's

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Speaker 1: not underrated, but I think it's underrated as a source

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Speaker 1: of dinner. You should have seven nights a week. I

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Speaker 1: think it's like a good food source. I believe in

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Speaker 1: the product, and I think like every night for dinner

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Speaker 1: is like I think, I think it's a good choice

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Speaker 1: and when I've been making I don't know why my

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Speaker 1: trainer session went so poorly. Actually, now that I think

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Speaker 1: about it, get Belle, Oh my god, are you okay?

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Speaker 1: Like you know, I had it for dinner and I

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Speaker 1: was like, man, this is the best, Like, why would

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Speaker 1: I ever bother eating anything else? It does not funk

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Speaker 1: with my digestion the way that it apparently does for

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Speaker 1: other people. Yeah. No, I know the joke of like,

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Speaker 1: you know, talk about go straight through not me. Man,

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Speaker 1: it'll it'll sit there for years, and I'm good at

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Speaker 1: it and makes me the person I always knew I

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Speaker 1: should have been. Whoa, that's a very Also, I want

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Speaker 1: to say, so I me, this is everyone's going to

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Speaker 1: turn off the podcast after this. I'm a flexitarian, which

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Speaker 1: is where I'm mostly vegetarian but too lazy to commit.

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Speaker 1: So I'm mostly vegetarian and potato tacos will will rock

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Speaker 1: your life. Have you guys had them? Oh? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: mean I just don't know, just in general, talk about

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Speaker 1: specifically talk about potato tacos. I just don't understand why

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Speaker 1: everyone isn't talking about it every day. Yeah, were you

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Speaker 1: guys ready for me to bring this level of enthusiasm

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Speaker 1: for a very popular fast food restaurant. I'm just trying

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Speaker 1: to come up with something to say, because I think

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Speaker 1: Miles and I both agree with you so hard that

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Speaker 1: it's like kind of we're just like, yeah, we've been

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Speaker 1: rendered in nert. We're like perfect. We should order talk

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Speaker 1: about now? Yeah? Wait are you? And so? What what's

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Speaker 1: your order? You get a couped potato tacos? What do

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Speaker 1: you what's your deal? Yeah? Yeah, potato, I get a

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Speaker 1: couple that's yeah. Yeah, I get too and number that's why. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just did too and and then I get cheesy

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Speaker 1: Gordia crunch with beans. That's it. I've ever tried that, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because the meat is probably the worst thing that they

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Speaker 1: have to offer, even though it tastes great, right, it's

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Speaker 1: like probably the thing that you were most tempting the

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Speaker 1: gods when you take in too much of it. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I definitely had an awakening when I saw the Taco

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Speaker 1: Bells lunchables come out in the nineties and one of

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Speaker 1: my friends had it in like and at lunch, they

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Speaker 1: just like pushed out the meat from that plastic like

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Speaker 1: packet and I was like, oh, that looks good as

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Speaker 1: anti cold cuts, pro cold Taco Bell lunchable meat. Didn't

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Speaker 1: see it. That was the fact that they tried to

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Speaker 1: go cold taco Bell and cold pizza, Like, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: That was I wasn't on No pizza lunchables looked like

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Speaker 1: shipped to me. Did you guys eat them or they good? No?

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Speaker 1: I never, I mean I had I remember at a

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Speaker 1: kid's house, was like I had a play date and

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Speaker 1: they're like I got pizza lunch Like fuck yeah, And

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Speaker 1: we were like this ship sucks. And then we microwaved it,

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Speaker 1: and then that was then. But we didn't know how

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Speaker 1: strong a microwave was, so we cooked the ship out

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Speaker 1: of it and it was like fucking terrible. Throw it

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Speaker 1: in there for forty five minutes. Yeah, we're like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, like ten minutes, ten minutes, I am, I'm

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Speaker 1: so bad at cooking. A friend brought um, she you know,

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Speaker 1: it's it's still PANDEMI time. So she brought over a

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Speaker 1: pizza to our porch and she was like, I think

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Speaker 1: you need to reheat it, and um, I set a

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Speaker 1: timer for thirty minutes and she was like, I bitch,

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Speaker 1: I just picked this pizza. Why would you cooking time? Like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know that sounded like a pizza time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they make fast Okay, yeah yeah, all right, let's uh,

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Speaker 1: let's move on to some news. Let's talk some John

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Speaker 1: Bolton always always good to catch up with. This guy's

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Speaker 1: just got good energy, good vibes. But he's They had

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Speaker 1: him on with a news Max yeah, and he he

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Speaker 1: wasn't having it. He didn't. He's not on board with

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Speaker 1: the news Max. It's like they don't know who John

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Speaker 1: Bolton is. Like as it relates to Trump, I mean

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Speaker 1: he him leaving the White House, it was clear he

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Speaker 1: was like did not like Donald Trump. Now, was he

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Speaker 1: gonna go as far to like actually do the right

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Speaker 1: thing about some lomb though not really, but he'll do

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Speaker 1: the right thing to get a book deal to like,

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Speaker 1: you know, because that seems to be the path for

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Speaker 1: most people exiting that administration. But his relationship with Trump

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Speaker 1: wasn't positive. So that's I was like, this is an

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Speaker 1: interesting choice to have on news Max. You want to

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Speaker 1: have someone who's from like the national security warmonger set

510
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Speaker 1: to come on your show to talk about what's happening

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Speaker 1: in Ukraine and they're like, the whole spin coming from

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Speaker 1: right wing news is essentially that you know of this

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Speaker 1: narrative that you know, when Trump was in power, be

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Speaker 1: none of this ship was happening. But then the second

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Speaker 1: Biden gets in, now Putin thinks he's a tough guy

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Speaker 1: because you know, Trump had him shook. And see Trump

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Speaker 1: was actually a strong guy and keeping us safe. Not

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Speaker 1: with this Biden guy. He's all over the place, blah

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Speaker 1: blah blah, etcetera, etcetera. So that's like kind of the

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Speaker 1: way they want their like viewers to kind of take

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Speaker 1: in what's happening is that Trump could have prevented this

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Speaker 1: by coddling Putin more. But anyway, they had John Bolton

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Speaker 1: on to say those kinds of words in front of him,

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Speaker 1: and let's just say he very much was like in

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Speaker 1: one of those few moments you're like, let me tell

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Speaker 1: you what really happened when I was there, So take

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Speaker 1: it away, you muppet looking warmonger. It was pretty tough

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Speaker 1: on Russian in a lot of ways, forcing NATO members

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Speaker 1: to pay up. As we know, sanctioning nord Stream to

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Speaker 1: um Oligark's close to Putin were sanctions selling anti tank

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Speaker 1: weapons to Ukraine, so arming Ukraine, UM, withdrawing from the

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Speaker 1: I n F treaty and expelling Russian officers from this

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Speaker 1: country as well. Uh. He looked at in he looked

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Speaker 1: NATO members in the eye. Uh, and and talked about

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Speaker 1: the reliance on Russian energy by Europe and how horrible

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Speaker 1: that was. I mean, he took a very tough stance

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Speaker 1: against Russia. I'm surprised you don't think that he would

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Speaker 1: have handled the Joe Biden. No, he he he did not.

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Speaker 1: He didn't. He didn't sanction nord Stream too. We didn't.

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Speaker 1: We didn't sanction nord Stream too. We should have. We

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Speaker 1: should have brought the project to an end. We did

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Speaker 1: impose sanctions on Russian oligarchs and and several others because

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Speaker 1: of their sales of S four hundred anti aircraft systems

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Speaker 1: to other countries. But in almost every case the sanctions

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Speaker 1: were imposed with Trump uh complaining about it and saying

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Speaker 1: we were being too hard. Uh. The fact is that

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Speaker 1: he barely knew where Ukraine was. He once asked John Kelly,

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Speaker 1: his second chief of staff, if Finland were a part

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Speaker 1: of Russia. It's just not accurate to say that Trump's

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Speaker 1: behaviors somehow to hear the Russians. So it's just like,

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Speaker 1: what the fun is? Where am I? I also don't

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Speaker 1: how are they just pretending that he didn't almost positively

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Speaker 1: collude with Russia to win the elect like tough on Russia,

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Speaker 1: like like maybe tough when you were just like jacking

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Speaker 1: them off. Maybe like I don't like jacked him off,

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Speaker 1: Like why wouldn't they at least been the narrative of like,

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Speaker 1: you know, they were friends and he was sucking up

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Speaker 1: to him, and so this wouldn't have happened, and it's

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Speaker 1: just like tough on him. It's it's just such a

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Speaker 1: wild also very sad. We have to reference news Max

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Speaker 1: as if it's a real Yeah. I mean when you

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Speaker 1: think of how many people begin to shift away from

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Speaker 1: Fox News and they try to say things like you know,

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Speaker 1: maybe Donald Trump lost that election, and people like fun this,

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Speaker 1: we gotta go to a car Max. But for news,

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Speaker 1: where can we listen to? I mean the news acts.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at some rap four hybrids that say Trump

568
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 1: is pretty saxy and the president so I like this

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Speaker 1: and still there and still the president who's handling Russia. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's I mean it's one of those things where you know,

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Speaker 1: obviously they have to project uh and always say whatever

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Speaker 1: is happening is the opposite, even in the face of

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Speaker 1: just the most you know, damning evidence or despite reality.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I think yes, for them, they're like, this

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Speaker 1: is the only thing we can really run with. We

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Speaker 1: can't run with could Trump have done more? Because that's

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Speaker 1: not a thing anyone is going to say on these networks.

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Speaker 1: It's always like he did everything, he was perfect, and

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Speaker 1: the only reason this is happening is because Trump's not president. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the reason why that climate change report that just came

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Speaker 1: out that said that we're in a really dark spot

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Speaker 1: with it. That also, that wouldn't have come out if

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Speaker 1: Trump was president also, and the Lakers would be in

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Speaker 1: the playoffs if Trump was also and your your wife,

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Speaker 1: she wouldn't have left you if was still prey, So

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Speaker 1: you're right, I like this channel. I like this channel.

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Speaker 1: She would have been like you were right about Q

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Speaker 1: and on and you guys would still be together. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: those bullet points were very light, and one of them

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Speaker 1: just wasn't true. Right. I have not tuned into news

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Speaker 1: Max in a while, but I hadn't fully appreciated how

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Speaker 1: much it now just resembles like Russian state sponsored TV,

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Speaker 1: Like that's just straight up Oh yeah then oh a

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Speaker 1: n they have like the and also have the worst production.

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Speaker 1: Qual's gonna say, why can't they get better logos? Like

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Speaker 1: I need a logo that's not out of focus, like

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Speaker 1: if I'm gonna really sink into these issues. Oh, it's

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Speaker 1: not out of focus. We just don't know about creating

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Speaker 1: graphics at higher resolutions, so we use thumbnails for everything,

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Speaker 1: so they're all distorted when we put them on big TVs.

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Speaker 1: The other thing is like so many graphic artists like that.

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Speaker 1: I've seen like posts of people just slamming just like

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Speaker 1: how they even set up, like the graphics on the

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Speaker 1: thing where you know traditional it's even Fox News, a

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Speaker 1: graphic will come up like in the upper corner and

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Speaker 1: like other graphics will like animate to move out of

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Speaker 1: the way to be like and then our next story

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Speaker 1: like there on news Maximimian like literally just see like

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Speaker 1: a jpeg like like violently like and then this is happening,

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Speaker 1: and then like layer another one on top and like

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Speaker 1: no one gives also like I don't you know. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: we go into these like Republicans versus Democrat and we're

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Speaker 1: talking about the issues. We're talking about voting res you're

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Speaker 1: talking about climate change. But like, I think our new

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Speaker 1: angles should just be like, all right, look at their graphics,

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Speaker 1: look at ours, look at their comedians, look at ours,

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Speaker 1: listen to their music, like like, let's stop fighting on

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Speaker 1: moral issues, let's stop fighting on my manners, Like let's

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Speaker 1: let's get in on stuff people can relate to and

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Speaker 1: be like, is this really is this really your party? Right?

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Speaker 1: Just yeah, I really go like the marketing seems like

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Speaker 1: it's actually really like the saddest thing you could do.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be saying that until then Shapiro takes over Hollywood,

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Speaker 1: which is in the process of doing so I think

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Speaker 1: you should actually here's it now. But here's what I said.

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Speaker 1: I said. I said graphics, music, and comedians. Now, when

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Speaker 1: it comes to podcasts, they're putting us in the fucking dust.

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Speaker 1: The like they hold the top fifteen position and like

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Speaker 1: a fifteen of fifteen people who I don't even know

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Speaker 1: their names are like the number one podcast host in

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Speaker 1: the world. No, they're crushing us. Um, So, if if

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00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 1: you guys could move to twenty four hours a day,

633
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:28,919
Speaker 1: I'd really appreciate it. We need we've been bungineode and

634
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: uh we there's nothing we can do about it. Holy

635
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 1: sh it, Yeah I don't. It's also he like to

636
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: claim that he would be doing something. He's not in

637
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 1: power right now, and he's not willing to criticize Putin

638
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: like he's he's still like so like we kind of

639
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 1: have an idea of what this would look like if

640
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 1: he was still in power. It would just be that

641
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:58,919
Speaker 1: Putin had even less resistance. And they're actually did say

642
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: he came out earlier today and I heard on Wednesday

643
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 1: he did actually have a comment that was telling Russia

644
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:09,959
Speaker 1: to stop. He said that he called the invasion a holocaust.

645
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 1: M but does he love to use that word for anything, right?

646
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 1: I mean with the vaccines, it's a total holocaust right now,

647
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 1: making people to the mandates. And you're like, hold on,

648
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 1: you use that word for actually anything, anything but anything.

649
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 1: It's it's really gotten, like holocaust is it's a it's

650
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 1: really odd to be able to take the meaning out

651
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: of that word. And I think they're getting close, right,

652
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's gonna be like anything that sucks, He's like,

653
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,279
Speaker 1: and then I get a voter from McDonald's Open the Bag.

654
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 1: They forgot to quote a pounder total holocaust. I love

655
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 1: that you do that in Trump voice to yeah and

656
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 1: like it is. But he did say he wanted he

657
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: told them to stop killing these people. So here I

658
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 1: think someone got in yeah yeah, yeah, right yeah. I

659
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 1: mean strategy. It does seem like the new strategy, which

660
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 1: has been Russia strategy, but the new strategy in Ukraine

661
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: for the past like week now has been just war crimes.

662
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:14,920
Speaker 1: It's just like bombing hospitals and schools, which I don't know,

663
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:20,360
Speaker 1: like in terms of repercussions, like probably nothing is going

664
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 1: to happen, because it seems more and more clear that

665
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 1: China like has his back, like their Rolling Stone like

666
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: did a digestive Chinese propaganda on social media, and it's

667
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 1: like basically just mimicking what Russian state sponsor TV was

668
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 1: doing a week ago, so that I feel like really

669
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 1: their bots went from like man, these are like the

670
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: sickest Olympics I've ever seen in my life, and then

671
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:50,240
Speaker 1: suddenly that account is like NATO aggression and probably like WHOA.

672
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 1: On February twenty second, one of their like more sophisticated

673
00:37:55,320 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 1: Twitter bought or whatever, probably a person who they pay

674
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: pay well to do. This shared video about the Olympics

675
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: happy moments come and go, but memories today, and then

676
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 1: abruptly switches its focus to just saying that Ukraine is

677
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,360
Speaker 1: like actually friends with Russia and this is all the

678
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: US's fault. So yeah, they it seems pretty clear, like

679
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 1: what what side they're on? And it's just gonna be

680
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 1: It's it's scary. It's a scary future. I feel like

681
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 1: it's also like very similar to the climate change strategy

682
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,320
Speaker 1: where China is like it's you and We're like, no,

683
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 1: it's you, and like and and then um, and then

684
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,360
Speaker 1: people just die in the meantime, you know, like it's

685
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 1: it's it turns out it's all of us, but that's

686
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 1: not helpful. Well, actually turns out it's mostly the US. Yeah,

687
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 1: Like statistically, the like China, China will never produce the

688
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 1: amounts of CO two that um that the U s has,

689
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,439
Speaker 1: Like the US has like produced so much of climate change,

690
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: like no one will ever catch up to us, even

691
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: though their numbers are currently higher than ours. I don't

692
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: want to pivo. It's a climate change. We gotta stay

693
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:12,280
Speaker 1: on war. Um you know, just like one tragedy. Yeah,

694
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 1: but that's that's stuff, wasn't I saw in your notes

695
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 1: that the account was called Spicy Panda. It's tough and

696
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 1: spicy pandas like, all right, we're talking invasion of Ukraine,

697
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,839
Speaker 1: like Spicy Panda. Please, it's not the content I come

698
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:31,840
Speaker 1: here for. Wait post those instapot recipes against Spicy Panda

699
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: this stuff. But I mean, I think they've always you know,

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00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 1: I think recently to Russia was talking about how now

701
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,319
Speaker 1: they're going to build a pipeline to to China to

702
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 1: find a way to get their gas exports and things off.

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00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 1: You know, so in the in the chat, I think

704
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: China out loud says one thing, but you know, the

705
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: actions are clearly saying like yeah, yeah, no, no no, like

706
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 1: we got your back until it really starts sucking up

707
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 1: our money. And I think that's kind of where a

708
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 1: lot of this is hanging now. It's like trying to

709
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: see like, okay, how's this an end for Putin and then,

710
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: you know, going forward, what does that mean for other

711
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:09,959
Speaker 1: autocratic names out there? All right, let's take a quick

712
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 1: break and we'll be right back. And we're back, and

713
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:27,919
Speaker 1: so is Batman. Batman. There's a Batman movie. It's coming

714
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 1: out tomorrow, probably tonight. If you if you wanted to

715
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:33,760
Speaker 1: be one of those people that goes to the movies

716
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 1: late and sees the first one with like a lot

717
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 1: of other sweaty people, I like that. I like that

718
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 1: very wordy description of like the early preview for fans.

719
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 1: You're like one of those people goes out late. Where's

720
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 1: the costume? Hey, I'm all you know, but yeah, so apparent.

721
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,839
Speaker 1: The reviews are like fairly positive, but also say it's

722
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 1: like it seems to be have most in common with

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00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:02,839
Speaker 1: movies like Zodiac and seven more so than any other

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00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 1: Batman movie. And wha what Yeah, that's those are the

725
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:14,240
Speaker 1: touchdones that people think, what's in the box Batman? Oh,

726
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 1: what's in the box. But if you've been watching the

727
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:21,240
Speaker 1: some of the marketing campaigns, it feels more like Sonic

728
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 1: the Hedgehog. We're like the there's the Little Caesar's Bat Pizza,

729
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 1: which is like a cow zone. It's they basically like

730
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 1: cut a pizza up weird and put it in the

731
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 1: shape of kind of the bat symbol, and it looks

732
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: like shit, it's less pizza, So it's like, hey, we

733
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 1: took out some of the sides of your pizza to

734
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 1: kind of look like a bat Do you like that? Hey,

735
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,880
Speaker 1: have you ever seen those pictures of Dominoes like on

736
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 1: Super Bowl Night when like the pizza just gets like

737
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 1: flipped upside down and like turned into just a complete mess.

738
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 1: What if that was on purpose? What if that is

739
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 1: what we made your pizza look like? Intentional? Also, I

740
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 1: like Batman doesn't need marketing, like you know what I mean,

741
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 1: Like like Licorice pizza needs a good marketing campaign, like

742
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 1: and that actually has pizza in the title, Like they

743
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 1: need to be out here doing this, like you just say,

744
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 1: like there's a new Batman movie, everyone's gonna go. And

745
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,360
Speaker 1: instead all these marketing people are like what if we

746
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:26,720
Speaker 1: did this idiotic thing that costs thousands and millions of dollars.

747
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 1: I'm just looking at the pizza of like what the

748
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 1: marketing version of the cal Zoni wacky cal Zone pizzas

749
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 1: and what someone actually got, And it looks like it

750
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: was like the pepperoni slices like don't quite match up.

751
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 1: Like it's almost like it looks like they Frankin signed

752
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,399
Speaker 1: it together with many slices, you know what I mean,

753
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:51,320
Speaker 1: like there's no Pepperoni integrity in the real version. The

754
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 1: real yeah, and the I R L version of what

755
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 1: the consumer actually gets pepperoni is that's a rough how

756
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 1: you got half of Like you see you get where

757
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 1: the slices. You're like, okay, so that's bisected. But then

758
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,360
Speaker 1: on the other side of that slice there's no Pepperoni.

759
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 1: What happened? Yeah, no, I say, well, I think it

760
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: got like pushed down. I think they cut it with

761
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 1: a dull knife. It looks like because like you see

762
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:16,439
Speaker 1: some of it is like folded pop Pepperoni and there

763
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 1: George Pepperoni slices on there. It's like it's it's me

764
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: at fifteen. Your boss is like, okay, we're making the

765
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 1: pizzas and the bats now, and you're like me and

766
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: they're like yeah, yeah, you make a bat. You're like okay. Meanwhile,

767
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:39,839
Speaker 1: the marketing version has it in like some sort of

768
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 1: mathematically like distributed pattern that looks cool. So shocking that

769
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 1: they didn't stick to those standards. Yeah, but have you guys.

770
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 1: I want you guys to look at this Papa John's

771
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 1: UK sponsorship. It's the Black Ghost Chili Chicken Wings and

772
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 1: it's a Batman time, Papa John's X the Batman. They

773
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 1: look like the worst. Like I thought it was going

774
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:09,240
Speaker 1: to be like black pudding or something, but they've they've

775
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 1: dyed the chicken wings black and then put red sauce

776
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 1: on on it. It absolutely looks like the last ship

777
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 1: you take a pairing up Papa John's with anything in

778
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 1: the marketing campaign that is the word black, Like, are

779
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 1: you guys out of her mind? You don't remember what

780
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 1: Papa John didn't Papa John's UK the I think they know.

781
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:34,839
Speaker 1: They're like, okay, we can't do it here, like fuck

782
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 1: it the UK? Yeah, yeah, I guess maybe the UK

783
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 1: wasn't abbreast of that. I guess. I don't know. I

784
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 1: think it's dangerous. This is I'm it looks horrific. It

785
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 1: looks like, you know, like some kind of character, a

786
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 1: comic book character was like stabbed like it. I don't

787
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 1: know what I'm looking at. It looks like organic matter,

788
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 1: but I feel that it's evoking blood and burns and

789
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 1: not something. It looks like it was one of those

790
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 1: anti smoking ads where they show you what lungs look

791
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:11,400
Speaker 1: like after like you've smoked five packs a day for

792
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: ten years, it's so horrifying. I think there's also like

793
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 1: I get that there was like a whole like wave

794
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 1: of being like, oh, try this burger that is like,

795
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,800
Speaker 1: you know, colored black with like this charcoal or whatever,

796
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: and like you know, you see that pop up and

797
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 1: kind of become fat moments and food. But like with

798
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 1: a chicken wing, it looks like somebody grilled the funk

799
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 1: out of it, burnt it to ship and then put

800
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: that in front of you. And I'm like, as someone

801
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 1: who like grills a lot, I'm like, that looks like

802
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 1: I fucked up exactly. And also, a burger has a

803
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:50,839
Speaker 1: set shape, right that we can define, and so chicken, yeah,

804
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 1: burgers are always in the shape of a bet. But

805
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,879
Speaker 1: they like stacked three wings on top of each other.

806
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: So it's just like a pile of like black like

807
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 1: bulbous like ship. Look. It looks like a pile of

808
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 1: ship with blood drizzled over it. It's actually a great

809
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: pro vegetarian campaign. It's a it's a pro campaign there.

810
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:13,879
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, i'd be like, you want to get

811
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 1: those I'm like, no, let's just get those cauliflower wings. Man.

812
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 1: Those ships are there's Batman's teamed the Batman's team to Oreos.

813
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:25,360
Speaker 1: But I think the one that like most undercuts it

814
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 1: is there's a cafe offering a drink that's branded with

815
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,479
Speaker 1: a Riddler style question mark with a chance to guess

816
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 1: the flavor as a way promoting the movie. It's like

817
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 1: mystery flavor type ship. But does that mean there's a

818
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: right answer to the flavor? Yeah, and it's like taken

819
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: over and people in the UK or on board. But

820
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:48,840
Speaker 1: this one undercuts it the most, I think because it

821
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: like made me take a second look at did you

822
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 1: guys see the trailer for Like I think it was

823
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: a teaser where like the Riddler is arrested and then

824
00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:00,800
Speaker 1: like the camera like very seriously there's like a super

825
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 1: intense slow push in on the coffee cup and it

826
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 1: reveals that there's like a question mark latte symbol on

827
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: the top of the cup, like you know how like

828
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 1: a starbut like a nice coffee place will give you

829
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 1: like a leaf shaped a lot. Yeah, so they did

830
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 1: a question mark. So did like the Riddler request that

831
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: did he get back there and do it himself? Is like,

832
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 1: my guys, a Riddler? Oh wait, I thought you'd just

833
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:36,879
Speaker 1: go by Eddie Enigma you're you're the Riddler. Huh. This

834
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: is supposed to be like the zodiac of superhero movies,

835
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 1: and like that feels like something that feels like a

836
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 1: thing from the movie that is taken from a like

837
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 1: Batman and Robin or Batman Forever, like sponsorship or something,

838
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 1: you know, like a mystery in the shape of Latte art.

839
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:02,720
Speaker 1: It feels I am serious. Have you guys ever worked

840
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 1: at like a marketing company, Like there was one in

841
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Speaker 1: Chicago that would bring comedians in to like I don't know,

842
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Speaker 1: make it worse and um, and like all marketing companies

843
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,840
Speaker 1: were always run by like these fift year old dudes

844
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 1: and puffy vests, and like the puffy vests would like,

845
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 1: you know, make them younger or something. It's like, whenever

846
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 1: I see these campeemes, I just imagine like some dude

847
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 1: and puffy vests being like all right yo that You're like,

848
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: oh God, Gary, what now Gary? And he's like, all right,

849
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 1: We're gonna ship on the chicken wings. And then this

850
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Speaker 1: is what's going to ask maybe it's the ultimate riddle

851
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: from the or the ultimate prank from the Riddler. Is

852
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 1: that how the Riddler works? Does he do pranks? On people. Nope,

853
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 1: he just does riddles. I'm I haven't seen Batman forever

854
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: in a long time. Oh. One of the greats, one

855
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:03,320
Speaker 1: of the great tragedies. I mean the Oreo. It's funny

856
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 1: because you always see like this kind of market like

857
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 1: marketing and these sort of cross promotional items with like

858
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:12,720
Speaker 1: films that don't need them. But like you're saying, like Chelsea,

859
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,840
Speaker 1: like there there's just gonna be some person at a

860
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: studios marketing department who just suddenly gets some mandate. It's like, hey, man,

861
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,800
Speaker 1: we gotta do some we need to do some pros promote,

862
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 1: and we need to get some some branding opportunities out there.

863
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,919
Speaker 1: And then suddenly you're having to do like I got

864
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 1: the coffee people to do. This. Isn't the film really dark?

865
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: They're like yeah, yeah, it's market the kids though, too,

866
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 1: what about those oreos? Like yoh, I know, imagine the

867
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 1: kid eating an oreo. Being like, mom, I was in

868
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 1: a Batman movie and she's like, hey, let's go on Sunday, right,

869
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 1: She's like, what the fuck? There's also ring door Bells,

870
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Speaker 1: which will now feature special Batman replies, No, that is

871
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 1: not true. Fuck off, Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't mean

872
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:04,960
Speaker 1: to say it like that. I did fathomable. What do

873
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,799
Speaker 1: you mean, like it's gonna be like, hey, fuck her?

874
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 1: I think so, Yeah, that's the only one that is like, okay,

875
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:15,720
Speaker 1: that's appropriate to leave the package, drop the package, walk away,

876
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,320
Speaker 1: put put the taco bell on this bitch's doorstep for

877
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 1: the show narrow and back away. I'm gonna scull fuck you.

878
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:27,759
Speaker 1: Thank you though for the no no signature necessary, it

879
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Speaker 1: would only be cool of you. Good program what Batman

880
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:38,360
Speaker 1: gets to say, fuck off. I'm fine with just a

881
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:41,759
Speaker 1: bing bing monk show mere dick. Right, what if the

882
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: ring camera where is she touch touch it to the camera? Yeah? No,

883
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 1: ring the ring doorbell thing is real, which makes sense

884
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:56,880
Speaker 1: because like I think the fact that like, you know,

885
00:50:56,920 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: Gotham is this dystopian like hellscape in this movie is

886
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:05,360
Speaker 1: truly like the type of people who get ring doorbells

887
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:09,479
Speaker 1: and like one extra features, like that's what they're hoping for.

888
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 1: Is ultimately a world where god, I just I just

889
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 1: hope you know, everyone's like, oh, the ring doorbell is

890
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,400
Speaker 1: obviously spying on you in your own house. Like I

891
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 1: just hope Batman starts talking to people inside, you know,

892
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: what I mean where they're like late night slice the cake.

893
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 1: You sure sure about that? You're like, what ring doorbell ring, Batman? Stop,

894
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:31,839
Speaker 1: get me out of here, Get me the funk out

895
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 1: of this doorbell, and he's like, oh, release me. I

896
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 1: like that. The when you read along, like what the

897
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 1: actual like download reply or downloadable replies are one is

898
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 1: just that it'll play Michael Jackinos do me the Batman theme,

899
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 1: accompanied by a cheery voice exclaiming, hello, neighbor, looks like

900
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 1: we missed your bat signal. Please leave a message. They

901
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:59,320
Speaker 1: fucked up. It should scream at you and make people

902
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:01,280
Speaker 1: run away, like you know, if anyone's trying to steal

903
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 1: some ship off your fucking doorstep, like, motherfucker, I see you,

904
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,359
Speaker 1: I'll get you. I'm the Batman, and like that might

905
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: get somebody maybe, yeah, like we missed your bat signal.

906
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 1: So the so the bat signal is yeah, all right,

907
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:21,280
Speaker 1: A lot you know that, like nine hours a day

908
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 1: for weeks went into that, and then they thought like

909
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 1: we got it, and also like there was probably good

910
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 1: ones just for the puffy vest fucker to go and

911
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 1: say no. I think it's just be like sorry, we

912
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 1: miss your bat signal, am I right, guys, Hey, sycophants

913
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,279
Speaker 1: on that side of the room, what do you think

914
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 1: they're laughing, they're laughing. What do you guys think of

915
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 1: my new purple Fedora? Right? You had the Chintz track

916
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 1: put on so I can longboard on it. Let's talk

917
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 1: Russian vatka real quick. This is a this is a

918
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 1: new trend that we're seeing. People are showing their support

919
00:52:54,120 --> 00:53:00,840
Speaker 1: of Ukraine by dumping out Russian vodka for the liquor

920
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:05,959
Speaker 1: stores or from bars except the like only I think

921
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:10,319
Speaker 1: five percent of vodka in the US is actually made

922
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 1: in Russia or like owned by Russian companies. But there

923
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:18,360
Speaker 1: there's even like in the In Canada, provinces started banning

924
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,840
Speaker 1: Russian vodka from liquor stores in order to stand against

925
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:25,279
Speaker 1: tyranny and oppression. Glad, We're glad. We've learned so much

926
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 1: since World War Two? What what country? All? Right? Now?

927
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 1: Every person from there's a fucking criminal. Round them up.

928
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 1: It's like unless the listen, unless you're drinking like Vladimir

929
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 1: Plutin's small batch craft vodka. I'm not sure what exactly

930
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 1: aside from just like the really misinformed show of solidarity,

931
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,360
Speaker 1: what what that does I mean, I don't know. I

932
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 1: think it's really powerful. Like do you remember when French

933
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: fries became freedom fries? That's what I call them still,

934
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 1: I just it's important to me. Yeah, it's so it's

935
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,839
Speaker 1: like I love the idea, like we're supporting Ukraine, get

936
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 1: that out there in some way, but it's like we

937
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 1: pick the worst way every time, you know what I mean,

938
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 1: Like like there are better symbolic gestures out there, I

939
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:13,359
Speaker 1: don't know, like a flag of Ukraine or sending their

940
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 1: countries charities money or talking to your friends and family

941
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 1: on Facebook. Oh yeah, sorry, we only know one speed.

942
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 1: That's destroy something when we're mad about it. Yeah, that's

943
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 1: destroy a vodka that will have no bearing on anything

944
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:30,359
Speaker 1: because we already fucking bought it and own it, right,

945
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:33,239
Speaker 1: like the same win conservatives, Like I'm burning all my

946
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 1: Nike stuff. It's like that you bought and they've already

947
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 1: collected the fucking what what are you doing? Yeah? Uh

948
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:45,000
Speaker 1: but yeah, so like stoly not Russian, smearing off also

949
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 1: is basically not Russian, but like the have you seen

950
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 1: any of these videos like just old guys who owned

951
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 1: bars dumping out like bottles of Stoly in one case,

952
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 1: somebody's dumping a bottle of vodka into a mop bucket,

953
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,520
Speaker 1: which I think is it just means that they're going

954
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 1: to use it after again later there's thehol Is disinfectant,

955
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:09,759
Speaker 1: right right, Yeah, I mean, I mean I think they're

956
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:13,319
Speaker 1: gonna like make people drink that ship. Knowing my my

957
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 1: experience in the food service industry, with my experience partying

958
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 1: around the mop bucket, is someone's as to drink the

959
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 1: mop buck somebody's always got to drink the mop bucket, everybody. Anyways, Hey,

960
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 1: it's your lucky day, man, This time the mop bucket

961
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 1: has vodka in it. All the run over and give

962
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:33,400
Speaker 1: us the mop bucket. I've never had mop fucking vodka.

963
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 1: You have, Tracy, But yeah, I mean you mentioned World

964
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:43,839
Speaker 1: War two. Apparently prohibition was at least partially caused by

965
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:49,880
Speaker 1: anti German sentiment after World War One, and people basically

966
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:53,399
Speaker 1: like because most beer was brewed by Germans or came

967
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 1: from Germany, that was a big part of how they

968
00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 1: got like popular sentiment behind one of the most disastrous

969
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 1: policies of the twentieth century. Right, Yeah, It's like and

970
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, what's that group of others doing? Wait,

971
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:15,399
Speaker 1: like black people and Mexicans that have immigrated to this current.

972
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:19,320
Speaker 1: They're smoking weed. All right, then stop the weed. Now,

973
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:22,160
Speaker 1: we gotta get rid of it. There's always there, always

974
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:26,759
Speaker 1: a way to use a xenophobia. I guess xenophobia is

975
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:30,399
Speaker 1: a tool in your tool kit that you know never

976
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:33,640
Speaker 1: gets dull, right, pull it out for anything somehow, just

977
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 1: like the Holocaust, every time you think it's gotten dull,

978
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 1: the xenophobia comes back as sharp as the day you

979
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:45,839
Speaker 1: bought it. Cuts thrown Chelsea, Such a pleasure having you

980
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:49,319
Speaker 1: as always? Where can people find you? Follow you all

981
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 1: that good stuff? Oh my gosh. You can listen to

982
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 1: my podcast Celebrity book Club with Chelsea Davantaz wherever you

983
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:59,279
Speaker 1: listen to podcast. We recap mostly female memoirs um and

984
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:02,200
Speaker 1: talk about phil sector wigs. And you can follow me

985
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 1: at Chelsea Devantes on Twitter and on Instagram and uh

986
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,760
Speaker 1: and you can catch you can catch me a taco

987
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:13,319
Speaker 1: bell any time. Yeah, come on by. Do you order?

988
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 1: You don't order with the app? Do you do? Do

989
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:17,920
Speaker 1: you go like old school? Because I see I've I've

990
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,440
Speaker 1: heard I see people some of my old school friends

991
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:23,520
Speaker 1: they like I used the app all the time now Wow,

992
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 1: isn't it Okay? Well, listen, I'm not on the app.

993
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:28,440
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a layer I don't need in

994
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:30,880
Speaker 1: my life, but maybe i'll maybe I also come to

995
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 1: it today. There's there's just something about going to drive

996
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:39,160
Speaker 1: through that still makes my heart fluttery. Congestion from all

997
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 1: the fast food I'm eating, Like it's actually like my

998
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 1: heart palpitations. Maybe, but it's another thing. Thank you guys

999
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:50,800
Speaker 1: for having me see against him. And is there a

1000
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 1: tweet or some of the work of social media you've

1001
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 1: been enjoying. Yes, okay, so this was I actually referenced

1002
00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:59,440
Speaker 1: Astro prom in last time. But listen, it's what I

1003
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:02,360
Speaker 1: saw today at really made me laugh. He does cartoons

1004
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 1: for The New Yorker. I don't know if this will

1005
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:08,760
Speaker 1: translate auditorially, but I'm gonna try. It's a cartoon. It's

1006
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:11,720
Speaker 1: a cat. Cat really just is like looking like he's

1007
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:13,919
Speaker 1: not having it right. And then there's a genie next

1008
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:16,080
Speaker 1: to the cat, and the genie is like, he's a

1009
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 1: try hard, he's a people pleaser, and it's the genie

1010
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 1: I'm really I'm really doing my best. And then the

1011
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 1: genie has a little cool catch and that says, it's

1012
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 1: just that if your first two wishes are funk off

1013
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 1: and die, it's like really hard for me to do

1014
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:33,520
Speaker 1: the third one. I don't know why. I was like

1015
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:38,920
Speaker 1: crying being over it big. I'm a fan Miles. Where

1016
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 1: can people find you? What's a tweet you've been enjoying? Twitter?

1017
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 1: Instagram at Miles of Gray. Also the other show with

1018
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:48,080
Speaker 1: Sophie Alexandra for twenty Day Fiance where we talk ninety

1019
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 1: day married at first sight. You know, like we all do,

1020
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 1: we sometimes need to retreat into a world of reality

1021
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 1: trash to heal our wounds. A tweet that I like

1022
00:58:56,320 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 1: is from at Aerial Shading tweeted Lumbo is for people

1023
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 1: who sleep like shoot shoot, But Poah Row it's for

1024
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 1: people who sleep like smart. That's just someone who had

1025
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Speaker 1: to My mom loved watching Poah role as a kid.

1026
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Speaker 1: For somehow, it really felt that in my body. Not

1027
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 1: for everybody, but I was from anger body. You did

1028
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Speaker 1: feel it. M Let's see a tweet been enjoying Walt

1029
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:38,880
Speaker 1: at Walt Lily tweeted West Anderson Wes Anderson Wes Anderson

1030
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:42,520
Speaker 1: should stop making movies and start designing high concept putt

1031
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:48,920
Speaker 1: put courses in the Myrtle Beach area. That's a great Yeah,

1032
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Speaker 1: that's it. That dude, like if you just put the

1033
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Speaker 1: level of like meticulous attention to detail into something besides

1034
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Speaker 1: making which you know, I'm not a Anderson Hey eater

1035
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:02,680
Speaker 1: put that man needs to make something else in the

1036
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:05,600
Speaker 1: real world. He needs to bring pot put back, needs

1037
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:09,240
Speaker 1: to bring pop put back. Thank you. You can find

1038
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:11,479
Speaker 1: me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien. You can find

1039
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 1: us on Twitter at daily Zeitgeist. Were at the Daily

1040
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 1: Zygeys on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page on

1041
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:20,080
Speaker 1: a website, daily zeitgeis dot com, where we post our episodes.

1042
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Speaker 1: On our foot notes, we link off to the information

1043
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Speaker 1: that we talked about in today's episode, as well as

1044
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:28,440
Speaker 1: a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles song

1045
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 1: do we think people might enjoy? This is a track

1046
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Speaker 1: from New York producer musician Slawson Malone and it's called Cold,

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Speaker 1: Closed Place, Open World. The production is like all the

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Speaker 1: music they make is super cool and like kind of

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Speaker 1: gloomy and moody, and this one just kind of I

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Speaker 1: don't know that it has like all the It sounds

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Speaker 1: like if Explorers of the Apocalypse unearthed and iPod three

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Speaker 1: thousand years from now and got to start working. They'd

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Speaker 1: be like, whoa, this sounds like it was in a pot,

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Speaker 1: but it's in the best fucking way. So this is

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Speaker 1: closed place, open world by slows In Malone. Al Right, well,

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Speaker 1: the Daily Zy guys, the production by her Radio from

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Speaker 1: more podcasts for my Heart Radio visit the I Heart

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Speaker 1: Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you listen to your

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Speaker 1: favorite shows. That's gonna do it for us this morning.

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Speaker 1: We're back this afternoon to tell you what's trending, and

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Speaker 1: we'll talk to you all then bye. By