WEBVTT - House Party At Glenda's

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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<v Speaker 1>subject my disloyal wife and my family. Everybody. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get into that in just a little bit. Right now.

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<v Speaker 1>The nephews in the building with today's praying phone call

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<v Speaker 1>what you got for his nef house party and Glindas

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<v Speaker 1>house party? Glindas Hello, Hello, hey man, y'all need me

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<v Speaker 1>to bring some ice over there? Yeah? Man, we can,

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<v Speaker 1>we can use some ice over here. Hey, this lawns man.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to see, uh, if y'all need somebody

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<v Speaker 1>what kind of beer I should I bring? But y'all

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<v Speaker 1>want some beer? Man? Everybody over here pretty much too,

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<v Speaker 1>bird wiser man, who'd you said? This was a game?

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<v Speaker 1>This lawrence? This lawrence? Man. I read it to your

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<v Speaker 1>wife at the supermarket, and she was telling me, y'all was,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, getting together, And she told me to, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>come on through about as some time. So I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to just come through that without nothings, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. I want to, you know, come through empty.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're looking disrespectful man, Yeah, yeah, I'm feel it. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>We just pretty much over there just kicking watching the game. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you can you know some beer, some ice that is,

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<v Speaker 1>that'd be good, right, Okay, okay, okay, cool man, we're listen. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I mean people are gonna I want to

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<v Speaker 1>make sure I'll bring another stuff. Yeah, but who who'd you?

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<v Speaker 1>I can? I can here? Man, who'd you say? This was? Again? Though?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Lawrence. Man, my name is Lawn. I

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<v Speaker 1>went to uh I went to school with Glenda. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to see the school Glenda? Okay, Lawrence? Huh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah we went. We went to school together, so you

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<v Speaker 1>know we we ain't seening there like. Man, I swear

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<v Speaker 1>I've been like fifteen twenty years, you know what I

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<v Speaker 1>mean ironically, you know, I just got back to town,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, two weeks ago, and to you know, running

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<v Speaker 1>to a classmate, I was like wow, but but you know, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>she invited me. All man, I ain't been nowhere since

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<v Speaker 1>I got here. So you know, it's cool just to

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<v Speaker 1>get out a little bit. So you know, you say,

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<v Speaker 1>bud wise and I bring some ice, man, so yeah

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<v Speaker 1>we could, we could. I'm just gonna bring a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of cases. That's cool. Yeah, man, that's that's cool. But

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<v Speaker 1>you you say, Glenda, what y'all y'all y'all went to

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<v Speaker 1>high school? The college? What? And what you what you

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<v Speaker 1>meet her at? I don't know me and me and

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<v Speaker 1>good with the high school to go a dog? You

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<v Speaker 1>went to high school together? Yeah, that's back in the day.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying. Okay, you say what you say?

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<v Speaker 1>You said your name Lawrence, Yeah, Lawrence, Lawrence. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>went to high school together. Man. That was you know that? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>Glenna still look good that I don't all been married.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been married for about sixteen years. Man. Wow, wow wow, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you did good. Man. I I hate I messed it up,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean? But you know it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>neither here nor that, man. But it's just ironic that

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<v Speaker 1>I ran into him. Man, So I just appreciated the

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<v Speaker 1>invite I saw. I saw Glenda. Man, you know your

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<v Speaker 1>girl looking good. Man, I ain't seen it in a

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<v Speaker 1>long time, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yo, man,

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<v Speaker 1>do let's back up a minute. Man, what do you

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<v Speaker 1>mean you you hate? You mess that up? What you

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<v Speaker 1>mean by that? But no, that's no okay, okay, my

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<v Speaker 1>bad dog I'm thinking you familiar with my name. No,

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<v Speaker 1>um see, Glenda was Glenda was my high school sweetheart.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. We dated from from ninth grade to the

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<v Speaker 1>twelfth grade. Man, we went to problem together. All right, right,

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<v Speaker 1>look all right now, I see, um you know what, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm let me see. I don't know. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what Glinda where. She meant by by telling you you

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<v Speaker 1>could come through the crib, bro, but you you can't

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<v Speaker 1>come through my house, dog. I mean I didn't. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have mine back in the day, and she might

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<v Speaker 1>have had hers, bro, but you you can't come over

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<v Speaker 1>my house, dude. Okay, okay, hold hold hold hola, hold

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<v Speaker 1>on man. Nah. Glinda then invited me and I'm coming.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't know what what the hostility is.

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<v Speaker 1>But man, but I'm I'm coming to the house. You ain't.

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't coming to my house, do hey? Dog? Listen

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<v Speaker 1>to me. Man, I'm not going to city and go

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<v Speaker 1>back and forth with you. I would have ran into

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<v Speaker 1>glennon though. Glenna said she you know, it was good

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<v Speaker 1>to see me, you know, come through the night. I said, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and she gave me the number, asking you

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<v Speaker 1>what else I should you know what else I should get?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, So I'm calling you saying, hey, man, you

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<v Speaker 1>want some lice and some beer. I'm gonna roll through. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just a party. Dog. You insecure? What's what's up? Insecure? Listen?

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to me, Dogma, I'm gonna go and get Glinda

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<v Speaker 1>all right and initially because it right, he don't make

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<v Speaker 1>sense to me. Do what you mean? Glenna invited you

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<v Speaker 1>to the house, and I'm telling you right now, you

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<v Speaker 1>ain't coming to my house. Bro. If you come to

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<v Speaker 1>my house, She's gonna get you up. So what you

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<v Speaker 1>what you're threatening me? Now? Dog? That's what you who

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<v Speaker 1>wish you don't. I'm first. That's who I am. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember to do thet I'm our first. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>the one she really remember? You mean you don't want

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<v Speaker 1>she really remember? I'm our first? Dog? Se man. I look, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I like I said, you bring your pump over to

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<v Speaker 1>my house and it's gonna be about tweet way nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, all my boys over here, we're kicking it

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<v Speaker 1>all right. You bring over here, you're gonna leave. I

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<v Speaker 1>promise you that I'll tell you what. Man, I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>over there because Glenda, the one invited me, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>showing up. And if you start tripping with me, guess what, dog,

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<v Speaker 1>it's only in popping. One thing I ain't forgot is

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<v Speaker 1>my first love and my first love that invited me

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<v Speaker 1>to the house. And I can't. I can't even deal

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<v Speaker 1>with it. Right here, bro, I'm gonna tell you know

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<v Speaker 1>you you obviously you don't spoke to Glenda. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I live right, you show up. I want you

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<v Speaker 1>to come on. I want you to come on over,

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<v Speaker 1>and you show up like I said, you show up.

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<v Speaker 1>Thing going on? I promise you that, brother, is this whatever? Then? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>it's whatever. Let's hey, bro, look look man, me and

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<v Speaker 1>my boys over here, we just waiting on. We're just

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<v Speaker 1>waiting on that. All you gotta do is make the

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<v Speaker 1>move right, all you gotta make it. I'll tell you what, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just let me call Glenda. See I need to

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<v Speaker 1>call Glenda because see see see Glen, let me get Glenda.

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<v Speaker 1>Who you don't you? I'm gonna tell you one month time.

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<v Speaker 1>I am Glenda's first and it's sound like I might

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<v Speaker 1>be her last. Her Everything must be out his mind?

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<v Speaker 1>See low litten, I got this pot on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>But Rick, yo, yo, don he let me ask you

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<v Speaker 1>this hire man. You don't even know what Glenda spotted?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you do you? What the I know where her spotted?

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<v Speaker 1>What the are you? Dogg? What the I think this

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<v Speaker 1>she is? Bro? Hey man? How you bring up over here?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want you to show up at my you

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<v Speaker 1>call me with this stupid you're talking about my girl,

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<v Speaker 1>my girl? Spot you come, But I want to see

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<v Speaker 1>you at the crib right now, bron get your to

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<v Speaker 1>your whip right now. You drive down the mike and

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<v Speaker 1>you up. Bro. You ain't gonna do nothing to me

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<v Speaker 1>what I said. You ain't gonna do no nothing to

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<v Speaker 1>say you run. I ain't gonna do nothing to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I trump you bring over here, but I'm telling you're

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<v Speaker 1>not going home. Dogs, You're not going home whatever. I

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<v Speaker 1>got one more thing I want to say to you?

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<v Speaker 1>Is you listening? My girl? I got one more thing

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<v Speaker 1>I want to say to you, though. Is you listening

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<v Speaker 1>to me? I'm not listening to you, a man. Is

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<v Speaker 1>you listening? Is you listening? Because everdently you ain't. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you listening to me? You want to say? This is

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<v Speaker 1>nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just

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<v Speaker 1>got pranked by your wife, Glenda. You see, I'm not playing, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you know I'm playing kill y'all. Man, I'm so glad

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<v Speaker 1>this is a joke. Bro. I'm telling because because I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta ask you. But I gotta ask you one more

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<v Speaker 1>thing though, what is what is the baddest I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>about the baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show. Baby, come on, man, it's what I do. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you know that's what he was really bad, Not that

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<v Speaker 1>you was coming to the pot. He was really upset

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<v Speaker 1>that you knew the spot. That was much too much,

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<v Speaker 1>just a little bit, you know, you a song in

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<v Speaker 1>that time. He's in my first last everything. You knew everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>You got the call and you already like in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of It's like you're in the middle of a conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>You just, man, what y'all need? Y'all need somebody's over there.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right Thenks, that's man with you guys, not the King.

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<v Speaker 1>He's the King, and the King the King is going

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<v Speaker 1>to Detroit, Michigan. Baby, that's right. Saturday, October sixte is

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<v Speaker 1>the Sweetest Day Comedy Takeover Dominique in the building, Rodney

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<v Speaker 1>Perry in the building, Tommy Davidson, Guy, Corey. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>did I say Corey? Guy? That's my du take Take

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<v Speaker 1>to take to the Airport of Detroit. God Tori is

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<v Speaker 1>in the build, tore that's what he talks to I

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<v Speaker 1>and hosted by yours truly the one and only means

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<v Speaker 1>nephew Tommy in the building that is at the Music Hall,

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<v Speaker 1>Octoba sixteen Saturday night, Detroit, Michigan. Were bringing ice, bring

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<v Speaker 1>it everything. Yeah, I know what a spotted baby. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, nephew with that crazy brank Coming up next

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<v Speaker 1>my strawberry letters subject my disloyal wife and my family

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<v Speaker 1>will get into it right after this. You're listening to

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<v Speaker 1>the Steve Harvey Morning Show.