Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
Speaker 1: subject my disloyal wife and my family. Everybody. All right,
Speaker 1: we'll get into that in just a little bit. Right now.
Speaker 1: The nephews in the building with today's praying phone call
Speaker 1: what you got for his nef house party and Glindas
Speaker 1: house party? Glindas Hello, Hello, hey man, y'all need me
Speaker 1: to bring some ice over there? Yeah? Man, we can,
Speaker 1: we can use some ice over here. Hey, this lawns man.
Speaker 1: I was trying to see, uh, if y'all need somebody
Speaker 1: what kind of beer I should I bring? But y'all
Speaker 1: want some beer? Man? Everybody over here pretty much too,
Speaker 1: bird wiser man, who'd you said? This was a game?
Speaker 1: This lawrence? This lawrence? Man. I read it to your
Speaker 1: wife at the supermarket, and she was telling me, y'all was,
Speaker 1: you know, getting together, And she told me to, you know,
Speaker 1: come on through about as some time. So I didn't
Speaker 1: want to just come through that without nothings, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I want to, you know, come through empty.
Speaker 1: And they're looking disrespectful man, Yeah, yeah, I'm feel it. Man.
Speaker 1: We just pretty much over there just kicking watching the game. Man,
Speaker 1: you can you know some beer, some ice that is,
Speaker 1: that'd be good, right, Okay, okay, okay, cool man, we're listen. Um,
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean people are gonna I want to
Speaker 1: make sure I'll bring another stuff. Yeah, but who who'd you?
Speaker 1: I can? I can here? Man, who'd you say? This was? Again? Though?
Speaker 1: My name is Lawrence. Man, my name is Lawn. I
Speaker 1: went to uh I went to school with Glenda. Okay,
Speaker 1: you want to see the school Glenda? Okay, Lawrence? Huh yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah we went. We went to school together, so you
Speaker 1: know we we ain't seening there like. Man, I swear
Speaker 1: I've been like fifteen twenty years, you know what I
Speaker 1: mean ironically, you know, I just got back to town,
Speaker 1: you know, two weeks ago, and to you know, running
Speaker 1: to a classmate, I was like wow, but but you know, uh,
Speaker 1: she invited me. All man, I ain't been nowhere since
Speaker 1: I got here. So you know, it's cool just to
Speaker 1: get out a little bit. So you know, you say,
Speaker 1: bud wise and I bring some ice, man, so yeah
Speaker 1: we could, we could. I'm just gonna bring a couple
Speaker 1: of cases. That's cool. Yeah, man, that's that's cool. But
Speaker 1: you you say, Glenda, what y'all y'all y'all went to
Speaker 1: high school? The college? What? And what you what you
Speaker 1: meet her at? I don't know me and me and
Speaker 1: good with the high school to go a dog? You
Speaker 1: went to high school together? Yeah, that's back in the day.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Okay, you say what you say?
Speaker 1: You said your name Lawrence, Yeah, Lawrence, Lawrence. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: went to high school together. Man. That was you know that? Man,
Speaker 1: Glenna still look good that I don't all been married.
Speaker 1: We've been married for about sixteen years. Man. Wow, wow wow, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: you did good. Man. I I hate I messed it up,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? But you know it's it's
Speaker 1: neither here nor that, man. But it's just ironic that
Speaker 1: I ran into him. Man, So I just appreciated the
Speaker 1: invite I saw. I saw Glenda. Man, you know your
Speaker 1: girl looking good. Man, I ain't seen it in a
Speaker 1: long time, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yo, man,
Speaker 1: do let's back up a minute. Man, what do you
Speaker 1: mean you you hate? You mess that up? What you
Speaker 1: mean by that? But no, that's no okay, okay, my
Speaker 1: bad dog I'm thinking you familiar with my name. No,
Speaker 1: um see, Glenda was Glenda was my high school sweetheart.
Speaker 1: You know. We dated from from ninth grade to the
Speaker 1: twelfth grade. Man, we went to problem together. All right, right,
Speaker 1: look all right now, I see, um you know what, man,
Speaker 1: I'm let me see. I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: what Glinda where. She meant by by telling you you
Speaker 1: could come through the crib, bro, but you you can't
Speaker 1: come through my house, dog. I mean I didn't. I
Speaker 1: didn't have mine back in the day, and she might
Speaker 1: have had hers, bro, but you you can't come over
Speaker 1: my house, dude. Okay, okay, hold hold hold hola, hold
Speaker 1: on man. Nah. Glinda then invited me and I'm coming.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know what what the hostility is.
Speaker 1: But man, but I'm I'm coming to the house. You ain't.
Speaker 1: You ain't coming to my house, do hey? Dog? Listen
Speaker 1: to me. Man, I'm not going to city and go
Speaker 1: back and forth with you. I would have ran into
Speaker 1: glennon though. Glenna said she you know, it was good
Speaker 1: to see me, you know, come through the night. I said, cool,
Speaker 1: you know, and she gave me the number, asking you
Speaker 1: what else I should you know what else I should get?
Speaker 1: You know, So I'm calling you saying, hey, man, you
Speaker 1: want some lice and some beer. I'm gonna roll through. Man,
Speaker 1: it's just a party. Dog. You insecure? What's what's up? Insecure? Listen?
Speaker 1: Listen to me, Dogma, I'm gonna go and get Glinda
Speaker 1: all right and initially because it right, he don't make
Speaker 1: sense to me. Do what you mean? Glenna invited you
Speaker 1: to the house, and I'm telling you right now, you
Speaker 1: ain't coming to my house. Bro. If you come to
Speaker 1: my house, She's gonna get you up. So what you
Speaker 1: what you're threatening me? Now? Dog? That's what you who
Speaker 1: wish you don't. I'm first. That's who I am. Don't
Speaker 1: I don't remember to do thet I'm our first. I'm
Speaker 1: the one she really remember? You mean you don't want
Speaker 1: she really remember? I'm our first? Dog? Se man. I look, man,
Speaker 1: I like I said, you bring your pump over to
Speaker 1: my house and it's gonna be about tweet way nothing.
Speaker 1: All right, all my boys over here, we're kicking it
Speaker 1: all right. You bring over here, you're gonna leave. I
Speaker 1: promise you that I'll tell you what. Man, I'll be
Speaker 1: over there because Glenda, the one invited me, and I'm
Speaker 1: showing up. And if you start tripping with me, guess what, dog,
Speaker 1: it's only in popping. One thing I ain't forgot is
Speaker 1: my first love and my first love that invited me
Speaker 1: to the house. And I can't. I can't even deal
Speaker 1: with it. Right here, bro, I'm gonna tell you know
Speaker 1: you you obviously you don't spoke to Glenda. You know
Speaker 1: what I live right, you show up. I want you
Speaker 1: to come on. I want you to come on over,
Speaker 1: and you show up like I said, you show up.
Speaker 1: Thing going on? I promise you that, brother, is this whatever? Then? Man,
Speaker 1: it's whatever. Let's hey, bro, look look man, me and
Speaker 1: my boys over here, we just waiting on. We're just
Speaker 1: waiting on that. All you gotta do is make the
Speaker 1: move right, all you gotta make it. I'll tell you what, man,
Speaker 1: I'm just let me call Glenda. See I need to
Speaker 1: call Glenda because see see see Glen, let me get Glenda.
Speaker 1: Who you don't you? I'm gonna tell you one month time.
Speaker 1: I am Glenda's first and it's sound like I might
Speaker 1: be her last. Her Everything must be out his mind?
Speaker 1: See low litten, I got this pot on the phone.
Speaker 1: But Rick, yo, yo, don he let me ask you
Speaker 1: this hire man. You don't even know what Glenda spotted?
Speaker 1: Do you do you? What the I know where her spotted?
Speaker 1: What the are you? Dogg? What the I think this
Speaker 1: she is? Bro? Hey man? How you bring up over here?
Speaker 1: I don't want you to show up at my you
Speaker 1: call me with this stupid you're talking about my girl,
Speaker 1: my girl? Spot you come, But I want to see
Speaker 1: you at the crib right now, bron get your to
Speaker 1: your whip right now. You drive down the mike and
Speaker 1: you up. Bro. You ain't gonna do nothing to me
Speaker 1: what I said. You ain't gonna do no nothing to
Speaker 1: say you run. I ain't gonna do nothing to you.
Speaker 1: I trump you bring over here, but I'm telling you're
Speaker 1: not going home. Dogs, You're not going home whatever. I
Speaker 1: got one more thing I want to say to you?
Speaker 1: Is you listening? My girl? I got one more thing
Speaker 1: I want to say to you, though. Is you listening
Speaker 1: to me? I'm not listening to you, a man. Is
Speaker 1: you listening? Is you listening? Because everdently you ain't. Are
Speaker 1: you listening to me? You want to say? This is
Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just
Speaker 1: got pranked by your wife, Glenda. You see, I'm not playing, man,
Speaker 1: you know I'm playing kill y'all. Man, I'm so glad
Speaker 1: this is a joke. Bro. I'm telling because because I
Speaker 1: gotta ask you. But I gotta ask you one more
Speaker 1: thing though, what is what is the baddest I'm talking
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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Baby, come on, man, it's what I do. Man,
Speaker 1: you know that's what he was really bad, Not that
Speaker 1: you was coming to the pot. He was really upset
Speaker 1: that you knew the spot. That was much too much,
Speaker 1: just a little bit, you know, you a song in
Speaker 1: that time. He's in my first last everything. You knew everybody.
Speaker 1: You got the call and you already like in the
Speaker 1: middle of It's like you're in the middle of a conversation.
Speaker 1: You just, man, what y'all need? Y'all need somebody's over there.
Speaker 1: That's right Thenks, that's man with you guys, not the King.
Speaker 1: He's the King, and the King the King is going
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Speaker 1: it everything. Yeah, I know what a spotted baby. All right,
Speaker 1: thank you, nephew with that crazy brank Coming up next
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