1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:03,080 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:06,040 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:12,120 Speaker 1: subject my disloyal wife and my family. Everybody. All right, 4 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,000 Speaker 1: we'll get into that in just a little bit. Right now. 5 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:18,920 Speaker 1: The nephews in the building with today's praying phone call 6 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:23,360 Speaker 1: what you got for his nef house party and Glindas 7 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:31,800 Speaker 1: house party? Glindas Hello, Hello, hey man, y'all need me 8 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:34,400 Speaker 1: to bring some ice over there? Yeah? Man, we can, 9 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:37,440 Speaker 1: we can use some ice over here. Hey, this lawns man. 10 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,880 Speaker 1: I was trying to see, uh, if y'all need somebody 11 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:42,080 Speaker 1: what kind of beer I should I bring? But y'all 12 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,879 Speaker 1: want some beer? Man? Everybody over here pretty much too, 13 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,920 Speaker 1: bird wiser man, who'd you said? This was a game? 14 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,400 Speaker 1: This lawrence? This lawrence? Man. I read it to your 15 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:52,240 Speaker 1: wife at the supermarket, and she was telling me, y'all was, 16 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:54,200 Speaker 1: you know, getting together, And she told me to, you know, 17 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,240 Speaker 1: come on through about as some time. So I didn't 18 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 1: want to just come through that without nothings, you know 19 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I want to, you know, come through empty. 20 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 1: And they're looking disrespectful man, Yeah, yeah, I'm feel it. Man. 21 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:05,160 Speaker 1: We just pretty much over there just kicking watching the game. Man, 22 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 1: you can you know some beer, some ice that is, 23 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:11,320 Speaker 1: that'd be good, right, Okay, okay, okay, cool man, we're listen. Um, 24 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:12,760 Speaker 1: I mean, I mean people are gonna I want to 25 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:15,200 Speaker 1: make sure I'll bring another stuff. Yeah, but who who'd you? 26 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,600 Speaker 1: I can? I can here? Man, who'd you say? This was? Again? Though? 27 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 1: My name is Lawrence. Man, my name is Lawn. I 28 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,960 Speaker 1: went to uh I went to school with Glenda. Okay, 29 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:25,319 Speaker 1: you want to see the school Glenda? Okay, Lawrence? Huh yeah, 30 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,200 Speaker 1: yeah we went. We went to school together, so you 31 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 1: know we we ain't seening there like. Man, I swear 32 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,399 Speaker 1: I've been like fifteen twenty years, you know what I 33 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,880 Speaker 1: mean ironically, you know, I just got back to town, 34 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,520 Speaker 1: you know, two weeks ago, and to you know, running 35 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,600 Speaker 1: to a classmate, I was like wow, but but you know, uh, 36 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:42,120 Speaker 1: she invited me. All man, I ain't been nowhere since 37 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 1: I got here. So you know, it's cool just to 38 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 1: get out a little bit. So you know, you say, 39 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,360 Speaker 1: bud wise and I bring some ice, man, so yeah 40 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,920 Speaker 1: we could, we could. I'm just gonna bring a couple 41 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 1: of cases. That's cool. Yeah, man, that's that's cool. But 42 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:54,720 Speaker 1: you you say, Glenda, what y'all y'all y'all went to 43 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: high school? The college? What? And what you what you 44 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 1: meet her at? I don't know me and me and 45 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,880 Speaker 1: good with the high school to go a dog? You 46 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,320 Speaker 1: went to high school together? Yeah, that's back in the day. 47 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:06,000 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Okay, you say what you say? 48 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 1: You said your name Lawrence, Yeah, Lawrence, Lawrence. Yeah, we 49 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 1: went to high school together. Man. That was you know that? Man, 50 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:14,000 Speaker 1: Glenna still look good that I don't all been married. 51 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:21,919 Speaker 1: We've been married for about sixteen years. Man. Wow, wow wow, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man, 52 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,480 Speaker 1: you did good. Man. I I hate I messed it up, 53 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? But you know it's it's 54 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:28,240 Speaker 1: neither here nor that, man. But it's just ironic that 55 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:30,400 Speaker 1: I ran into him. Man, So I just appreciated the 56 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,200 Speaker 1: invite I saw. I saw Glenda. Man, you know your 57 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 1: girl looking good. Man, I ain't seen it in a 58 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 1: long time, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yo, man, 59 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 1: do let's back up a minute. Man, what do you 60 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,520 Speaker 1: mean you you hate? You mess that up? What you 61 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:44,480 Speaker 1: mean by that? But no, that's no okay, okay, my 62 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,440 Speaker 1: bad dog I'm thinking you familiar with my name. No, 63 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:51,680 Speaker 1: um see, Glenda was Glenda was my high school sweetheart. 64 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:54,040 Speaker 1: You know. We dated from from ninth grade to the 65 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,840 Speaker 1: twelfth grade. Man, we went to problem together. All right, right, 66 00:02:56,880 --> 00:03:00,320 Speaker 1: look all right now, I see, um you know what, man, 67 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:04,480 Speaker 1: I'm let me see. I don't know. I don't know 68 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 1: what Glinda where. She meant by by telling you you 69 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,280 Speaker 1: could come through the crib, bro, but you you can't 70 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,519 Speaker 1: come through my house, dog. I mean I didn't. I 71 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,680 Speaker 1: didn't have mine back in the day, and she might 72 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,679 Speaker 1: have had hers, bro, but you you can't come over 73 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 1: my house, dude. Okay, okay, hold hold hold hola, hold 74 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 1: on man. Nah. Glinda then invited me and I'm coming. 75 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:25,240 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know what what the hostility is. 76 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:28,320 Speaker 1: But man, but I'm I'm coming to the house. You ain't. 77 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:30,960 Speaker 1: You ain't coming to my house, do hey? Dog? Listen 78 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,320 Speaker 1: to me. Man, I'm not going to city and go 79 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 1: back and forth with you. I would have ran into 80 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 1: glennon though. Glenna said she you know, it was good 81 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,840 Speaker 1: to see me, you know, come through the night. I said, cool, 82 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:43,080 Speaker 1: you know, and she gave me the number, asking you 83 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,440 Speaker 1: what else I should you know what else I should get? 84 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 1: You know, So I'm calling you saying, hey, man, you 85 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,560 Speaker 1: want some lice and some beer. I'm gonna roll through. Man, 86 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:55,640 Speaker 1: it's just a party. Dog. You insecure? What's what's up? Insecure? Listen? 87 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:58,440 Speaker 1: Listen to me, Dogma, I'm gonna go and get Glinda 88 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 1: all right and initially because it right, he don't make 89 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,280 Speaker 1: sense to me. Do what you mean? Glenna invited you 90 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:04,920 Speaker 1: to the house, and I'm telling you right now, you 91 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:07,200 Speaker 1: ain't coming to my house. Bro. If you come to 92 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:10,040 Speaker 1: my house, She's gonna get you up. So what you 93 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 1: what you're threatening me? Now? Dog? That's what you who 94 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,920 Speaker 1: wish you don't. I'm first. That's who I am. Don't 95 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 1: I don't remember to do thet I'm our first. I'm 96 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:23,040 Speaker 1: the one she really remember? You mean you don't want 97 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:26,960 Speaker 1: she really remember? I'm our first? Dog? Se man. I look, man, 98 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:30,560 Speaker 1: I like I said, you bring your pump over to 99 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:33,479 Speaker 1: my house and it's gonna be about tweet way nothing. 100 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,599 Speaker 1: All right, all my boys over here, we're kicking it 101 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,400 Speaker 1: all right. You bring over here, you're gonna leave. I 102 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 1: promise you that I'll tell you what. Man, I'll be 103 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,200 Speaker 1: over there because Glenda, the one invited me, and I'm 104 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,400 Speaker 1: showing up. And if you start tripping with me, guess what, dog, 105 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,080 Speaker 1: it's only in popping. One thing I ain't forgot is 106 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 1: my first love and my first love that invited me 107 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,800 Speaker 1: to the house. And I can't. I can't even deal 108 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:55,760 Speaker 1: with it. Right here, bro, I'm gonna tell you know 109 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 1: you you obviously you don't spoke to Glenda. You know 110 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:01,240 Speaker 1: what I live right, you show up. I want you 111 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:02,680 Speaker 1: to come on. I want you to come on over, 112 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:05,080 Speaker 1: and you show up like I said, you show up. 113 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:09,280 Speaker 1: Thing going on? I promise you that, brother, is this whatever? Then? Man, 114 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:13,120 Speaker 1: it's whatever. Let's hey, bro, look look man, me and 115 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,159 Speaker 1: my boys over here, we just waiting on. We're just 116 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,960 Speaker 1: waiting on that. All you gotta do is make the 117 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,960 Speaker 1: move right, all you gotta make it. I'll tell you what, man, 118 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:21,960 Speaker 1: I'm just let me call Glenda. See I need to 119 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,919 Speaker 1: call Glenda because see see see Glen, let me get Glenda. 120 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:29,080 Speaker 1: Who you don't you? I'm gonna tell you one month time. 121 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:32,760 Speaker 1: I am Glenda's first and it's sound like I might 122 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:36,560 Speaker 1: be her last. Her Everything must be out his mind? 123 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,719 Speaker 1: See low litten, I got this pot on the phone. 124 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:41,440 Speaker 1: But Rick, yo, yo, don he let me ask you 125 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:43,720 Speaker 1: this hire man. You don't even know what Glenda spotted? 126 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:47,599 Speaker 1: Do you do you? What the I know where her spotted? 127 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:51,520 Speaker 1: What the are you? Dogg? What the I think this 128 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,360 Speaker 1: she is? Bro? Hey man? How you bring up over here? 129 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,200 Speaker 1: I don't want you to show up at my you 130 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,960 Speaker 1: call me with this stupid you're talking about my girl, 131 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 1: my girl? Spot you come, But I want to see 132 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:04,840 Speaker 1: you at the crib right now, bron get your to 133 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:07,599 Speaker 1: your whip right now. You drive down the mike and 134 00:06:08,279 --> 00:06:10,360 Speaker 1: you up. Bro. You ain't gonna do nothing to me 135 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:13,320 Speaker 1: what I said. You ain't gonna do no nothing to 136 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,320 Speaker 1: say you run. I ain't gonna do nothing to you. 137 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:17,760 Speaker 1: I trump you bring over here, but I'm telling you're 138 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:20,520 Speaker 1: not going home. Dogs, You're not going home whatever. I 139 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,240 Speaker 1: got one more thing I want to say to you? 140 00:06:22,279 --> 00:06:26,240 Speaker 1: Is you listening? My girl? I got one more thing 141 00:06:26,279 --> 00:06:28,159 Speaker 1: I want to say to you, though. Is you listening 142 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:31,000 Speaker 1: to me? I'm not listening to you, a man. Is 143 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:33,719 Speaker 1: you listening? Is you listening? Because everdently you ain't. Are 144 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:37,520 Speaker 1: you listening to me? You want to say? This is 145 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:41,280 Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just 146 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:54,680 Speaker 1: got pranked by your wife, Glenda. You see, I'm not playing, man, 147 00:06:56,120 --> 00:07:02,400 Speaker 1: you know I'm playing kill y'all. Man, I'm so glad 148 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:06,800 Speaker 1: this is a joke. Bro. I'm telling because because I 149 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:08,560 Speaker 1: gotta ask you. But I gotta ask you one more 150 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:11,800 Speaker 1: thing though, what is what is the baddest I'm talking 151 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:16,440 Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harvey 152 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:21,960 Speaker 1: Morning Show. Baby, come on, man, it's what I do. Man, 153 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:28,480 Speaker 1: you know that's what he was really bad, Not that 154 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,239 Speaker 1: you was coming to the pot. He was really upset 155 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:37,320 Speaker 1: that you knew the spot. That was much too much, 156 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,480 Speaker 1: just a little bit, you know, you a song in 157 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:48,600 Speaker 1: that time. He's in my first last everything. You knew everybody. 158 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:53,120 Speaker 1: You got the call and you already like in the 159 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:55,960 Speaker 1: middle of It's like you're in the middle of a conversation. 160 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,840 Speaker 1: You just, man, what y'all need? Y'all need somebody's over there. 161 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:08,280 Speaker 1: That's right Thenks, that's man with you guys, not the King. 162 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:13,679 Speaker 1: He's the King, and the King the King is going 163 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:18,560 Speaker 1: to Detroit, Michigan. Baby, that's right. Saturday, October sixte is 164 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:22,440 Speaker 1: the Sweetest Day Comedy Takeover Dominique in the building, Rodney 165 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:26,880 Speaker 1: Perry in the building, Tommy Davidson, Guy, Corey. I'm sorry, 166 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:31,600 Speaker 1: did I say Corey? Guy? That's my du take Take 167 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:37,719 Speaker 1: to take to the Airport of Detroit. God Tori is 168 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:41,599 Speaker 1: in the build, tore that's what he talks to I 169 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,319 Speaker 1: and hosted by yours truly the one and only means 170 00:08:44,679 --> 00:08:47,520 Speaker 1: nephew Tommy in the building that is at the Music Hall, 171 00:08:47,960 --> 00:09:00,200 Speaker 1: Octoba sixteen Saturday night, Detroit, Michigan. Were bringing ice, bring 172 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:06,560 Speaker 1: it everything. Yeah, I know what a spotted baby. All right, 173 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:10,400 Speaker 1: thank you, nephew with that crazy brank Coming up next 174 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:14,160 Speaker 1: my strawberry letters subject my disloyal wife and my family 175 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:17,440 Speaker 1: will get into it right after this. You're listening to 176 00:09:17,559 --> 00:09:19,199 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.