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Speaker 1: I listened to The Black Guy Who Tips podcast because

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Speaker 1: Rod and Karen are hot.

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Speaker 2: Hit you with no delayance. So what you're saying, yo,

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Speaker 2: oh silly with Annoy and Millie? What's billy? Yo?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: When not be on the mic? T yo one up

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Speaker 2: in the club like we wn up in the citto.

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Speaker 3: Hey, welcome to The Black Guy with His podcast.

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Speaker 1: With your host Rod and Karen, and we have someone

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Speaker 1: on the show that you guys should recognize a voice.

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Speaker 1: If you go listen to After Black, yep, if you

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Speaker 1: listen to Keith and Girl, Yes, if you listen to

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Speaker 1: What's my Name? Yes, you should recognize a voice. If

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Speaker 1: you go to her YouTube channel, Uh, you should recognize

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Speaker 1: a voice. It's a comedian Jess Would uh from After

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Speaker 1: Black and get Would and many other places and things.

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Speaker 3: What's up, Jess? How you doing?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 2: How you doing?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I'm so happy to be here. You kimming, I'm freaking out.

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Speaker 2: I'm so excited to be here with you guys all.

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Speaker 3: We're happy to have you here.

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Speaker 1: Welcome home because we're listening to you on After Black

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Speaker 1: and Yes. I always feel like, uh, Elina is in

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Speaker 1: there clutching pearls and try.

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Speaker 3: Trying to stop the vibe, trying to change the flow.

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Speaker 1: You are free over here, Ye are free. Take your

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Speaker 1: bra off, honey, You're free.

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Speaker 2: Finally, finally, Oh, I can speaker, getting in my ship everybody. Oh, welcome, welcome.

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Speaker 2: I'm excited to be here and to speak, throwing down

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Speaker 2: with the You guys are just I'm a huge fan,

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Speaker 2: huge fan.

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Speaker 3: Well, thank you very much, and having same thing, man.

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Speaker 1: Now, the thing that I find the most interesting about

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Speaker 1: jess With, it's probably the same typical thing everybody finds

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Speaker 1: the most interesting about jess With. Like whenever you talk

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Speaker 1: about your background, it always sounds so.

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Speaker 3: Crazy and just like all kinds of the.

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Speaker 1: Stuff happened to you, But but then it feels like

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Speaker 1: none of it, like it's nothing bad in you.

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Speaker 3: It's weird, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Like you would think it would have residual like yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: and that was some rough shit, but.

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Speaker 3: It's like a.

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Speaker 1: Vietnam veteran or something, but you're just like you're all

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Speaker 1: over the place, just manically awesome, and I guess, oh.

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Speaker 2: Well, God bless you. Baby. Listen, there's plenty of PTSD,

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Speaker 2: I promise you I have. I have plenty of post

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Speaker 2: traumatic shit. You can ask my poor man that you

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Speaker 2: know wakes up in the night with me like hoay no.

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Speaker 2: So but you know, therapy is a wonderful thing. Uh,

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Speaker 2: Meditation is a wonderful thing. And being able to have

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Speaker 2: an outlet like after Black and be going places like uh,

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Speaker 2: you know, keeping the girl and to be able to

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Speaker 2: have the outlet, to be able to do it, like

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Speaker 2: I like to tell the kids, you know, if you

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Speaker 2: have a fucked up background, if you got sucked up

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Speaker 2: and people didn't you know, care for you, what have you,

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Speaker 2: you can go out and you can fucking write something

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Speaker 2: feel better. And that's you know. I feel like I

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Speaker 2: feel a little preachy sometimes when I say that, But

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Speaker 2: I am being lovable and loving and getting all this

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 1: Well, what's crazy is I know a lot of people

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Speaker 1: anybody that had a payphone in the house. And that was.

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Speaker 2: Detail some bullshit, right, some deep bullshit. And uh, you

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Speaker 2: know what else is bullshit? Being raised a vegan on welfare?

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Speaker 2: Oh ful thing?

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Speaker 3: Oh what did you eat? Just like government cheese?

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Speaker 2: A charred you baked potatoes up? Yeah, you know it's

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Speaker 1: I feel like ds that should take you away. If

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Speaker 2: Dude for a long time that ate meat and I

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Speaker 2: you say that you like peace, and you say that

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Speaker 1: You know? You know, I believe the great Polo up

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Speaker 2: Exactly. I think there was a time. It was before

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Speaker 1: It's just just just couldn't handle it. Yeah, Chris Farley

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Speaker 1: And see where it takes me. And something I wanted

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Speaker 1: tell you just would Roger Glass at me because I

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Speaker 3: For you girls.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that falls in the category that falls in

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Speaker 1: the category of words that black people mess up, like

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Speaker 1: Karen definitely made that plural. Yes I did for no reason,

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Speaker 1: Like I was like, did she marry Tiger Wood?

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Speaker 3: Because I'm tired. I believe it's just a lie.

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Speaker 2: Only I wasn't living with this white boy. He didn't

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Speaker 3: Another thing? Another thing thing I like about jess Wood.

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Speaker 1: You talk a lot about your vagina and pussy and

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Speaker 1: you know, especially on The After Black, those guys need.

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Speaker 3: To loosen up a bit as they do.

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Speaker 1: Is really you really are a breath of fresh air

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Speaker 1: over there. I look forward to uh you talking every time,

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Speaker 3: And I love that shit, so don't ever change.

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Speaker 1: I do too. And what is Gulash? Because I'd be like,

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Speaker 1: she sings about Gulash. I was like, I don't know

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Speaker 2: That's actually it's like a Polish and Russian dish. That's

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Speaker 1: You know, like they just do everything together.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, So Jess, how did you meet Elon James White?

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Speaker 1: And what what what was the process of you becoming

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Speaker 2: Well, I met Elon because when I was just doing

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Speaker 3: It was Spanish. It was Spanish architecture. And the rooms

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Speaker 2: There was a new thing coming up that was like, hey,

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Speaker 2: So all these guys that were doing stuff that was

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Speaker 2: the deaf jam I came from. That kind of thing

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean when people were like, well

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Speaker 1: That's kind of your background though too, though then you like,

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Speaker 1: I know you, I've heard you talk about growing up

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Speaker 1: like around gangs and stuff when you were younger, So

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Speaker 1: like a lot of that stuff comes from like your

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Speaker 1: and you know, it's kind of like your save zone.

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Speaker 2: That's exactly exactly. But you know, rod Ken, nobody was

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Speaker 3: No, man, my mom was like on drugs and shit.

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Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, we're still firing you from a hoop today,

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Speaker 2: Plus I hung out with gang members. I downg out

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, me too.

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Speaker 2: You know, if somebody murdered their parents in that outfit,

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Speaker 2: I was always I mean shit, I was the smelly kid.

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Speaker 3: Hell yeah, oh my god, bacon on bacon. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I worked in hot talk place for eight years. I

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Speaker 3: The needles and all that ship. I'd rather do all that.

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Speaker 3: It's right back to medieval times. I hate it. It's

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Speaker 1: You really have to find a good place before you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, for sure, because I found a bartending after

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Speaker 2: You are so fucking powerful. You're a big s drug

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Speaker 2: Maybe I'll give it to you, fature, What the fuck

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Speaker 2: do you want? What the fuck do you want? Bitch?

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Speaker 2: What do you want?

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to give.

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Speaker 1: It to you.

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Speaker 2: How much do you have in your pocket? Is you

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Speaker 2: to understand. Oh very nice. Oh they look gorgeous, the cocktails,

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Speaker 2: they look gorgeous. Thank you, darling, thank you. And they're

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Speaker 2: sipping their cocktails and I get back into the bar

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Speaker 5: Oh, it was just like.

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Speaker 2: The fucking hero of the night. Yeah, fucking scream at.

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Speaker 1: I mean, wow, nothing, nothing, nothing makes me madder than

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Speaker 1: people mistreating a waitress or a waiters. Yes, like, like

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Speaker 1: leave a friend by themselves if that happens, Like we'll

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Speaker 3: Rod, you're being too sensitive.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's completely okay to ask for a refill on

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Speaker 3: Calm down?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm with you, yeah, because it makes me fucking crazy,

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Speaker 2: and I won't I'm like you, I won't be with

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Speaker 2: I won't even be friendly with those yeah in my

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Speaker 2: like that at my barbecue? When I bring out you're

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Speaker 2: not coming around here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like that at all.

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Speaker 3: True story, true story.

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Speaker 1: I had a guy who was like in my circle

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Speaker 1: of friends, right, and like, this is why my white friends.

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Speaker 1: I didn't get white friend until I was like twenty five.

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Speaker 1: So I would go out and eating my white friends

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Speaker 1: you grow. And it was good. It was good that,

440
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,600
Speaker 1: you know, it's good experience for me. So I was

441
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:08,159
Speaker 1: hanging out with them and one of the guys we

442
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,679
Speaker 1: would eat wings at this restaurant and there's like fucking

443
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,120
Speaker 1: twenty of us sometimes and.

444
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,680
Speaker 3: We all ordering wings, like yeah, men, we're ordering wings.

445
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:20,240
Speaker 1: There's no women here and you know, sports and fighting

446
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,840
Speaker 1: and stuff, and so we're ordering our wings and the

447
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:27,040
Speaker 1: waitress comes out and he this asshole decides like, you

448
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,960
Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna be king of the wings because

449
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:29,680
Speaker 1: it's a competition.

450
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,040
Speaker 3: Now, I'm gonna eat fifty wings today.

451
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:36,320
Speaker 1: And we're like, okay, well that will fuck up the kitchen,

452
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,679
Speaker 1: but okay, you know that's your thing. He's like, well,

453
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,879
Speaker 1: don't worry, I'm not gonna order them all together. I

454
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,959
Speaker 1: want ten this style, ten that style, and ten this

455
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,600
Speaker 1: other style. Now, then I want you to wait twenty minutes,

456
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,200
Speaker 1: and then I want you to order me ten more.

457
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,200
Speaker 1: And then five minutes after that ordered me ten more.

458
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,200
Speaker 1: She's like, well, the kitchen is gonna be very busy.

459
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,960
Speaker 1: He's like, just do it, and so she does the

460
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,280
Speaker 1: order just like he says, but between like the third

461
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,240
Speaker 1: plate and fourth plate or whatever, he got full, Like

462
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,280
Speaker 1: it's like a natural human being would would get full.

463
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:04,639
Speaker 3: That's a lot of fucking wings.

464
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 1: And he blamed her and was like, you took too long,

465
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,600
Speaker 1: my wings, and was like mad as hell.

466
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,560
Speaker 3: The rest of the day he was like yelling at her.

467
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:12,520
Speaker 3: So I had to say.

468
00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:15,760
Speaker 1: Something to him, and uh so I stopped being friends

469
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:19,040
Speaker 1: with him and was like fuck this guy forever and

470
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:22,119
Speaker 1: come to find out like later on, like he said

471
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,159
Speaker 1: like something racist to some other black dude at a

472
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:28,360
Speaker 1: bar or something, and I was like, I told y'all, now,

473
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:29,520
Speaker 1: did those two things.

474
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,000
Speaker 3: Really go together?

475
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:33,199
Speaker 1: Not really, but they do in my brain. If you

476
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 1: treat waiters like shit.

477
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:39,920
Speaker 2: You're fucked up that shit together. When people I don't like, Look,

478
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,960
Speaker 2: I don't like classes, I don't like rand says, I

479
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:46,080
Speaker 2: don't like classes. I don't like the I don't like it.

480
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,040
Speaker 2: I don't like people who think, oh, because I have

481
00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:51,800
Speaker 2: more money, or I never had to serve anybody. Fuck

482
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,080
Speaker 2: are you that you never had to take a pancake

483
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:55,920
Speaker 2: to your mom and bet or some shit? You know,

484
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,320
Speaker 2: I mean, like, what the fuck did you grow up

485
00:22:58,320 --> 00:22:58,920
Speaker 2: but you didn't have.

486
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,399
Speaker 7: To serve one person ever in your life?

487
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 2: You know, Like, I don't understand how people live like that.

488
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 2: Like my room, I grew up. My mom was the help,

489
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like I was. I was

490
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 2: like the little kid that was learning Spanish because my

491
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:15,959
Speaker 2: mom was the fucking babysitter of a lady that had

492
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 2: a maid that I sat with the meat, you know

493
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 2: what I mean. Like, I think it's the better, it's

494
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 2: more experience, the better. You can't fucking live this stupid

495
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:27,439
Speaker 2: life of so please get me my wings, give me

496
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,439
Speaker 2: my water, give me my swall.

497
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:34,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's very good. It's very frustrating, and I

498
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:37,040
Speaker 1: know for us, we're actually overdue, like a lot of

499
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,320
Speaker 1: times we're over tipped, and a lot of times because

500
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:42,159
Speaker 1: we both serve, would end up making Roger had to

501
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 1: tell me to stop stacking the place up on the

502
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:46,720
Speaker 1: edge of the table because I would like stack the plate,

503
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 1: stack the cups, back the folks they call them, and

504
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 1: all they have to do is like walk past and

505
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,439
Speaker 1: keep going. He was like, baby, make it work for

506
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,439
Speaker 1: they tip, and I'd be like, you know what it is,

507
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,240
Speaker 1: it's not even make them work. It's sometimes I feel

508
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,639
Speaker 1: like if you wait on us, you don't have ship

509
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 1: to do. No, you don't like I feel like they're

510
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,120
Speaker 1: so bored because.

511
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 5: It's just like you keep it so clean.

512
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,680
Speaker 2: That's how I am. I'm like wiping it down. I

513
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 2: don't want the water doing to you. Yes so so

514
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,680
Speaker 2: kind of changs. Yeah, but you know what, I'll get

515
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 2: pissed at a fucking if I'm on a plane and

516
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 2: I don't don't fly much. I don't want to start

517
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,840
Speaker 2: the glucy, but I gotta tell you, guys, if I'm

518
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 2: on a plane and that fucking flight attendant man, woman,

519
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 2: I'll give a fuck. If you're standing in the aisle

520
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:33,199
Speaker 2: and you're talking like full blast to some fool in

521
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 2: the in the seat there, like just talking carry them

522
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 2: on and they say like a movie or something on

523
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 2: or maybe it's late at night, red eye, shout the

524
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,160
Speaker 2: fuck up and go to your goddamn seat read the book,

525
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like, I'm sorry, is that mean?

526
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,120
Speaker 3: No?

527
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 4: No?

528
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 2: Like, what are they doing? We don't need that mean?

529
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:51,159
Speaker 2: Isn't that lonely?

530
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

531
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 2: You go through this two hours of flight, it's it's midnight.

532
00:24:55,040 --> 00:25:00,439
Speaker 2: I just have a book that makes me some of

533
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:00,880
Speaker 2: that shit.

534
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:05,160
Speaker 1: That's just being considerate of other people around. And we

535
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 1: were talking about serving yesterday when we went out to eat. Uh,

536
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 1: the server came and he was like. Roger was like,

537
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:14,119
Speaker 1: I want can we get to go boxes? And the

538
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 1: dude said yes. And so right after he said that,

539
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 1: he walked over there. He got like a table like

540
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 1: tin with like adults and kids. And I seen him

541
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,879
Speaker 1: over there. If it was at a Mexican restaurant, I

542
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 1: see him over there on this thing. I know, he

543
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,679
Speaker 1: squeezing lemons and chopping shit like out in the open

544
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. And so I was fine because

545
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 1: I seen it was busy and he came back by

546
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 1: he was like, I'm so sorry. I was like, honey,

547
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 1: I said, yo, over at working hard dog. You know,

548
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 1: I don't get mad.

549
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 3: He thanked us for he thanked us for being nice.

550
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 1: I was like, how I was like that is a

551
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 1: default emotion that most people when going out to eat

552
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 1: you have.

553
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,200
Speaker 3: You should want to have a nice time.

554
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 1: You should be nice to the people unless somebody does

555
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,199
Speaker 1: something fucked up. Why would you even like come out

556
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,159
Speaker 1: the house like, I'm gonna go eat the salad, but

557
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be anger at my delicious hands salad.

558
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 2: Yah? You do you do? You visit up here much?

559
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 5: Oh?

560
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 2: My god, are you kidding me? I had lunch today.

561
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,440
Speaker 2: I'm not even making this up. I had lunch today

562
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 2: with my aunt, my biggest fucking stoner Jewish aunt. She

563
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:15,640
Speaker 2: and her friends, the biggest jew brads you ever met.

564
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 2: And they're all in their in their sixties now, and

565
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 2: it's just they're old, and they complain about ship just constantly,

566
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 2: just fucking constantly. I was very hot in here, so

567
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 2: it's kind of drafty over that. Oh it's too bright, right,

568
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,879
Speaker 2: it's very bright. Are you bright? Like we're gonna have

569
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 2: lunch killing me and everyone? Oh see you mind, darling.

570
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,880
Speaker 2: I know I'd like the dressing on the side, like if.

571
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 5: It's oh yeah, every thing they need special, those people.

572
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 1: Need to those other people that are supposed to stay home, Yes,

573
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 1: when everything like the other people that killed me. And

574
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:57,439
Speaker 1: I know people are gonna get pissed off of this,

575
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 1: because you know, it's obviously like they can't help it.

576
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 1: The people that kill me. All the ones are like,

577
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,160
Speaker 1: all right, I'm a hob. It's like, all right, cool,

578
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 1: So does this I'm let have eggs in it? Because

579
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 1: I'm allergic to eggs. I'm like, what the fuck?

580
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 3: Stay home?

581
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 2: Yes?

582
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,119
Speaker 1: Yes, or the or the other people that come in

583
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,119
Speaker 1: and they be like, yes, I want my bacon h

584
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 1: extra kind of sort of burnt, and I would like

585
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: my eggs kind of sort of done. I would like

586
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,879
Speaker 1: the egg whites, not the regular egg whites, but the

587
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,920
Speaker 1: special egg white wanted. I know, y'all got I want

588
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,359
Speaker 1: a steak well done. I want my steak well done.

589
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,679
Speaker 1: I want to burnt black all the way through, and

590
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 1: I want it in two minutes. Like that can't happen, sir, No, Yes,

591
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,880
Speaker 1: and not not how that's not how fire works. Yes,

592
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 1: iver want to say, you know what, here's your money,

593
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 1: go home and cook your own meal.

594
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 3: Yes, serious, the way you want it exactly.

595
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,160
Speaker 2: Do you know that I had a girl one time

596
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 2: I was selling hot dogs and this hot dogs shown

597
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 2: up here, and this girl walks in and we have

598
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 2: the menuwhere on the wall right behind me, and so did.

599
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 2: She's reading the fucking menu and she says to me,

600
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 2: what if chili cheese done?

601
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 3: Wow?

602
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,400
Speaker 2: Like three seconds, I just stared at her, and then

603
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,639
Speaker 2: I said, I think you just told.

604
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, my favorite person is.

605
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 2: Che dog. Here's my favorite I'll just standing. We had

606
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 2: fats behind the counter at that time.

607
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:32,199
Speaker 1: Here's my favorite customer. This this guy who's goes, so,

608
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 1: what do I want to eat? And I'm supposed to

609
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 1: look at them. I don't read their palm and come

610
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: up with their fortune and tell them exactly what will

611
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 1: be good. And a lot of times, like when I

612
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 1: worked at a hoop, they had ship on the menu

613
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: that was just downright, like just terrible.

614
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 3: No one want to eat it.

615
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 1: And I knew because I'd seen so many people return

616
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 1: the food. And there were used to be these ladies

617
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 1: who come in there and they'd always be like.

618
00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 3: Oh, this is on the light menu.

619
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: I think I want some French crapes with marmalade. And

620
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 1: I was like, ma'am, have you ever had a parade

621
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:07,719
Speaker 1: or crape? Uh?

622
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 3: And she and they be like, oh it looks so

623
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 3: it looks so good.

624
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: I was like, uh, inside that that that Blintz is

625
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: actually sour cream. That's not that's that's not cheese. Yeah,

626
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: sour cream and cotta cheese. There's nothing sweet about it.

627
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 1: I know it looks sweet because they put whipped cream

628
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: on top, but it's actually pretty tarp Well you know what,

629
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try it anyway, and I'm just like, okay,

630
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: well you'll be returning this ship in two minutes.

631
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 2: Yeah. Those people that come into a restaurant and say

632
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 2: what do I want to eat? Are like the comedians

633
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 2: that go on stage and grab the microphone and go

634
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 2: what do I want to talk about? From? Here? Gets

635
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 2: so violent? Everybody just gets prepared. Everybody just have a

636
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 2: little preparation in their life. You doing, are you textings?

637
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 8: Too busy?

638
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 2: Textings? You can't prepare? I don't understand.

639
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 1: Oh man, Yeah, that's the thing we waited back before

640
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 1: the internet really blew up. So I'm so glad. I

641
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 1: can't even imagine what the fuck people go through now

642
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 1: where it's like I'm gonna tweet about this meal before

643
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 1: it's like well, ma'am, can I take your order? Excuse me?

644
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 3: Sending it out a funny Facebook.

645
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 1: That I'm here, excuse me, I gotta post this on

646
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: Instagram or you over there, you know, doing something, and

647
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 1: they're like recording you going back and forth. You know

648
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: what I mean. It's one of those things where you like,

649
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 1: oh my god, you gotta be kidding me. Yeah, so

650
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 1: I much.

651
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 2: I had someone once threatened me with a blog a blonging.

652
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 2: They were like, wow, that service at the dog place.

653
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 2: And he goes, well, I'm gonna blog about you all weekend,

654
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 2: and I said, you know, I used to show.

655
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that is so.

656
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 1: Uh your blog doesn't scare me, honey, that's so.

657
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Speaker 3: That's so twenty thirteen got to.

658
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Speaker 2: Be kidding me. We had an incident once where my

659
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Speaker 2: boss got into a fist fight with the customer at

660
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Speaker 2: the same joint that I worked at, and we had

661
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Speaker 2: to pull all the video tapes every angle. We're like,

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Speaker 2: oh amazing, we had to burn the chase.

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Speaker 1: That's the other thing too, is when I was younger,

664
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Speaker 1: I used to kind of have a little bit of

665
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Speaker 1: reverence for the management position that at like restaurants and

666
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Speaker 1: ship where I'd be like, well, he is my manager,

667
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Speaker 1: so I don't want to write me up. But then

668
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Speaker 1: when I got older. I was like, you're a fuck

669
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Speaker 1: up like me, dude, you can't judge me. You'd be

670
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: out here whooping some ass. And these customers they were

671
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 1: cussing at you too. I know it's so so yeah.

672
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Speaker 1: I do have one important question to ask you.

673
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Speaker 2: Though, jess what he's are all important?

674
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Speaker 1: I noticed that you have a lot of tattoos, and

675
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Speaker 1: I recently made a preleedge to our audience that if

676
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Speaker 1: we get one hundred people that subscribe to our premium stuff,

677
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Speaker 1: we'll get I'll get a tattoo. Do they hurt a lot?

678
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Speaker 1: And how long did they take? And I heard you

679
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 1: can't I heard you can't drink if you get them,

680
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Speaker 1: and uh, stuff like that.

681
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Speaker 2: Don't drink, drink you'll bleed, You'll bleed a lot more

682
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Speaker 2: if you drink. You don't want to drink. Get it small,

683
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Speaker 2: if you don't want it to take a long time.

684
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Speaker 2: What are you going to get it? Do you know

685
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 2: what you're getting?

686
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Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna get the hashtag for our podcast,

687
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 1: you know on Twitter, even though I'm sure you know

688
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: in three years. I regret that. I just want to

689
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Speaker 1: get something that represents the show and where it is

690
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: now and what it means to me that people would

691
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Speaker 1: even you know, pledge any sort of money towards us,

692
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Speaker 1: especially like the way it is is like a year subscription.

693
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: Some people are buying the entire year, which means they

694
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Speaker 1: know we are going to be here a year from

695
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Speaker 1: now because we're we work so hard and we've consistently

696
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 1: put out stuff and I want to reward that kind

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Speaker 1: of faith by putting something on my body. So I

698
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Speaker 1: think I'm just gonna put the hashtag for tbg WT

699
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Speaker 1: and uh put it on my arm. So nice.

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Speaker 2: Well, I suggest that you get it like an old

701
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Speaker 2: English cursa for something like that makes it a little

702
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 2: bit more of your own, you know what I mean?

703
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,479
Speaker 2: Personal is that perhaps it's just just what suggestion, but

704
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Speaker 2: it's not gonna take long. It's just it's just okay,

705
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Speaker 2: it's not gonna take long at all. And where are

706
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Speaker 2: you thinking to.

707
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Speaker 1: Get it on my right upper arm because that's not

708
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: my jack off arm. So I feel like a you know,

709
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Speaker 1: I'll be okay for the next few days.

710
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Speaker 2: Well, you're not getting cheesus on that for fuctory right?

711
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know, man, I don't know the rules.

712
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 3: This is.

713
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Speaker 1: I'm on tattoo version. I don't know. I saw a

714
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Speaker 1: dude today.

715
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Speaker 2: You could still use it. Arm you're going to do

716
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 2: the inside, like where the muffle is on the inside.

717
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Speaker 3: Now, I don't do the outside so people can see it.

718
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go, There you go. Because that doesn't

719
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 2: hurt as much. That doesn't hurt as much at all.

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Speaker 3: Okay, cool. Yeah.

721
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Speaker 1: Somebody was like, oh man, you know, like if you

722
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Speaker 1: get it by the ribs or the bone, that's where

723
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 1: it hurts the most. It's like, that is not the

724
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 1: purpose of my tattoo. I don't know what the fuck

725
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: you're into. The purpose of my tattoo is just to

726
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: show people about the show.

727
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Speaker 3: And I'm trying of pride. I don't want to put

728
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Speaker 3: it like, oh this hurts so bad. It was it

729
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Speaker 3: was awesome. I was crying people. People got it on tape.

730
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Speaker 1: Yeah, because we're gonna record it and stuff like that

731
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Speaker 1: and put it out for the premium members. And and

732
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Speaker 1: also I want people to support because I told him

733
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Speaker 1: just that. Uh uh he. I call him my white

734
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Speaker 1: wife because he stays at home and kicks and clean

735
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Speaker 1: and takes care. I love that, and so I want him.

736
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Speaker 1: I want you know, I want to free the white wife.

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Speaker 3: White housewife, Yes, white housewife.

738
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Speaker 1: There's there's no shame in that. Be proud, hold Joe

739
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 1: brooms and mobs up, ladies. I did do a lot

740
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Speaker 1: of cleaning the day I did well.

741
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Speaker 2: I think it's gonna be great. I think it's a

742
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 2: wonderful idea. Why not. Yeah, and you know it's not

743
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Speaker 2: gonna it's not gonna.

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Speaker 1: Be It's I'm excited, hurt. I'm excited. Man, we get

745
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,800
Speaker 1: to like two hundred, probably do face tap. I'm just joking, everybody,

746
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Speaker 1: do not know.

747
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:55,439
Speaker 7: Fake?

748
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Speaker 1: I feel like face tapped me. I would have to

749
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Speaker 1: be like podcasting for life. Bitch, I'm never going back

750
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Speaker 1: to the work ever. Fuck you in this interview.

751
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 2: What else did you do? Yeah, I don't know. I

752
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 2: have a cap hat on the back of my neck,

753
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 2: so that's I've lived with that for a long time.

754
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah. I was actually on Facebook.

755
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 1: I was talking about a woman's neck, man, and how

756
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 1: sexy it is, like the nape of the neck. Like

757
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 1: I saw when somebody was talking to me and her

758
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,879
Speaker 1: picture on Twitter.

759
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 3: Was the nape of her neck.

760
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 1: And I think the nape of women's necks is so

761
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: like kissable and stuff like sometimes I walk up to

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Speaker 1: Karen and I just start kissing on the nape of

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Speaker 1: her neck and without permission.

764
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Speaker 3: And I was like, does that make me a napist?

765
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: And a lot of people, a lot of people were

766
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 1: very upset by that, man, But I mean, it is

767
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 1: my wife.

768
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 3: Honestly.

769
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Speaker 1: A lot of dudes were saying, like that is not

770
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Speaker 1: cool because a lot of women will have like naps

771
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 1: and stuff on their neck like that, like where the

772
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Speaker 1: hair is. And I told him that us in the

773
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 1: nape and industry, we call those napetizers. You just lost.

774
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 3: It's nothing wrong with that.

775
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 5: Man.

776
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 2: Well, you gotta love. You love the lady. You love

777
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,800
Speaker 2: her all you gotta love her all around.

778
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.

779
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 2: Everything that comes with her. You gotta love. You can't

780
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 2: be like we love your fucking shit and fucking cheese.

781
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 2: You know you got cheese. We're like, oh, you know,

782
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 2: maybe we wash you, Maybe we bring you in and

783
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 2: gently wash you. Yeah, and then we and then we

784
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 2: continue what we were doing. But I think that's beautiful.

785
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,800
Speaker 2: I think the neck gets lost and all the titties

786
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 2: and all the ass that's out right now, especially it's

787
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,320
Speaker 2: getting warm. We see a lot of titties and asses

788
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 2: in the streets. I think that the neck is getting lost,

789
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 2: and I thank you for bringing it back. I love

790
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 2: the neck. The neck is it gets me. Oh, Karen,

791
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 2: do you love the neck? I mean when he comes

792
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 2: up and gets you on the neck.

793
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 3: Yes.

794
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 1: Most of the time. I'm like, okay, I'm like, so

795
00:36:58,520 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 1: we're doing this.

796
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, Karen doesn't exactly.

797
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 2: It's right, it's on, and you're going for the next

798
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 2: it's on.

799
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

800
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not like a cute little like, oh

801
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 2: I love you, see you in a few minutes. Oh,

802
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 2: this is like okay, yeah, this floor is gonna.

803
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 1: Have to do. Karen always like, Karen always warns me

804
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: if I mess with the net because then it's like,

805
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 1: don't play like that. And I'm like, oh, yes, I'm not.

806
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 1: It is not a game, yes, like's of no return

807
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: to her. Yeah, we will be late to something. We

808
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: will be playing games. Right.

809
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 3: It's like apparently apparently we are.

810
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 5: Not eating out, you know.

811
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 1: It's it's it's like, don't create the coffer. We ain't

812
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 1: going nowhere, don't waste my time.

813
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,280
Speaker 2: I leave my shoes on. But we're gonna have to deal.

814
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 1: With something before it's like we're gonna be eating out,

815
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,799
Speaker 1: then we're gonna be late, so some somebody will be

816
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 1: eating out, but we'll be eating out at home. Yes, So.

817
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 2: I love it. I always I try to do. I

818
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 2: try to do public service announcements on stage when I'm

819
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 2: talk about you gotta go down and you gotta you

820
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 2: gotta eat like it's starving, fucking hungry, like you haven't

821
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 2: eaten in days, weeks. You don't care.

822
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:21,399
Speaker 3: What's some passion. You have some passion in your life, man, Yes,

823
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:22,800
Speaker 3: a passion.

824
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 2: And listen and you know, listen and learn. That's what

825
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 2: I tell the boys. Just listen and learn. You know,

826
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 2: if you listen to a woman and you and you

827
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 2: listen to what's happening when she's doing, when she's you know,

828
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 2: wriggling and squiggling about, and you just open your ears,

829
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 2: things will all come together.

830
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 3: And it's hard a lot of times.

831
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 1: A lot of times it's hard to open your ears

832
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: down there because sometimes I put that leg locks on

833
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 1: your ears that rest of the moves like it's like

834
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 1: I did not know legs could be so strong. But

835
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Speaker 1: it is fine, it's fine. It's a good sign.

836
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 2: Well, that's where our strength lies my friend the waste, Yeah,

837
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 2: scalt the upper upper body. It's it's a little weaker.

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00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: Won't catch any argument from me. Uh Now, I guess

839
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Speaker 1: I should introduce the show. It's the Blackout Tests podcast.

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Speaker 3: All right, I only have one random thought today.

879
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 1: I have a lot, but I'm only gonna use this

880
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:22,360
Speaker 1: one because uh, it happened to me today.

881
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 3: Now, just do you You're in New.

882
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 1: York, so do you even like you probably don't have

883
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 1: to have a car, right, You probably.

884
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 3: Use mass transit.

885
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:32,879
Speaker 2: That's oh man.

886
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 1: See I like having a car, like the control of

887
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: it and stuff, and everything in Charlotte is far away.

888
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 3: It's not like New York where you can just hop

889
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 3: on a train or something. Yeah, but I really hate

890
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:47,720
Speaker 3: going to the gas station.

891
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: And I hate it even more since we moved because

892
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 1: like we used to live like in the upper class,

893
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 1: like white side of town. Not that we were paying

894
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: big rent or anything different. It just happened to be

895
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 1: that our apartment was where the white people in Charlotte

896
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 1: Stott well, the white people with money. And then now

897
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 1: we kind of moved back over closer to where I

898
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 1: grew up, you know, and we're still not in the

899
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 1: hood or anything.

900
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 3: But the gas station is so fucking different.

901
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 2: Man.

902
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 1: Today I went to the gas station, and like every

903
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 1: time I go to this gas station up up the street,

904
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,280
Speaker 1: I always get solicited by like three or four people.

905
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: And today's guy was I believe in nutritionists, right, Oh lord, yeah, right,

906
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 1: because you know how we're all looking for nutrition.

907
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're like, oh, I need.

908
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 1: Some gas and I like to change my diet and

909
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:43,799
Speaker 1: my cholesterol's too hot. So I go in to get

910
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,839
Speaker 1: some gatorade because I just finished going to the gym

911
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 1: and working out and stuff. So I'm like, all right,

912
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:50,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get some gatorade, get home. I gotta prepare

913
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:54,240
Speaker 1: for this show, Gotta check Jess's sound quality, all this stuff.

914
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 1: We're gonna you know, we got a lot of stuff

915
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: to do. I have time to fuck around. No offense

916
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: to this, to buddy selling the nutrition Iss stuff, right,

917
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I walked past him.

918
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 3: He's like, hey, hey, brother, man.

919
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 1: Hey, hey man, I got I got some good you know,

920
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:08,280
Speaker 1: some good stuff I want to talk to you about.

921
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,839
Speaker 3: So off of that, you can't refuse. I said no.

922
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 1: I just kept walking and he looked like like damn,

923
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 1: you know, like this, And I was like he was

924
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 1: opening the door for me too, and I was like thanks,

925
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 1: And I just walked past him and got my gatorade.

926
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:25,320
Speaker 1: And I'm waiting in line. And also there's a girl's

927
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 1: volleyball team in line. Now first of all girls volleyball

928
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 1: sexiest athletes in my opinion.

929
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:35,839
Speaker 3: But these girls were like fourteen, not cool, right, not cold?

930
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,840
Speaker 3: No children, I'm in line.

931
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 1: There's like two or three older guys behind me, and

932
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 1: then there's like the volleyball girls who like they're directly

933
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 1: behind me. Then there's like three or four older guys

934
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 1: in line, and the volleyball girls are sitting there and

935
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:52,359
Speaker 1: they're tight pants, and shit, I made a complete like

936
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:53,919
Speaker 1: look at their face.

937
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 3: That's what I do.

938
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 1: I look at I always look at chick's faces. I

939
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 1: was like, oh, those girls are fourteen, No, thank you.

940
00:43:58,920 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 1: Don't even look over.

941
00:43:59,640 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 3: In that door.

942
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 1: Ain't that the truth?

943
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 3: Well, the creeps behind me are like, hey, you.

944
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:08,799
Speaker 1: Girls on a volleyball team, and uh, the girls are

945
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 1: like yeah, and then the one guy goes, I don't

946
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 1: know who who they're playing, but I'm rooting for this team.

947
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: And I was like, dude, lord, do they need to

948
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 1: come lock you up, sir immediately? Like have a seat

949
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 1: over there and drink some lemonade. Yeah, and I'm Chris

950
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 1: Hansen is on his way for you.

951
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 3: Sh have a cookie and just wait for Chris Hansen.

952
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 1: But that was creepy as ship, and the girls kept

953
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 1: like and the girls even were creeped out when we're.

954
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,879
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, oh my god, what is he saying?

955
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 1: Like you don't know what to be my daddy? They

956
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:41,280
Speaker 1: looking at them crazy.

957
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, the whole time was just going, I hate this

958
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 3: fucking gas station.

959
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 1: So the the one lady who's in line or who's

960
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:53,720
Speaker 1: working the register apparently is having tremendous issues reading.

961
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 3: I don't know if she just like learned to read

962
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 3: yesterday or what, but like it.

963
00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 1: Was, there was like a sign that said, like donut

964
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 1: donuts three for ninety nine cent, and you know those

965
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 1: donuts have been there since.

966
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 3: Like the beginning of May. And she she's she's just

967
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 3: looking at.

968
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 1: The signlight three for ninety nine and you got two,

969
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,359
Speaker 1: So let's see it. How do I do that? It's

970
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: probably not programmed in there. Yeah, she's scanning all kinds

971
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 1: of shit and then like so she finally gets that

972
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: put in the system, and then the person goes, oh, also,

973
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 1: I want two scratch off lighter tickets, three other lottery tickets.

974
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 3: And one of the education lighter.

975
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 1: I was like, god damn it. After it took up

976
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes to ring yo yo donuts, LF come out right,

977
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: So someone else comes in, they open the line. I

978
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 1: finally get checked out. A homeless dude gets behind me

979
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 1: and he gets way too fucking close to me when

980
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 1: I'm scanning my debit card. I was like, dude, stop

981
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 1: trying to figure out my number. I will fuck you up.

982
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 1: And then he backed up off of me and I

983
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 1: walked out. And when I walked out, the same guy

984
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 1: told no, opened the door for me and.

985
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:53,760
Speaker 3: Was like, listen, man, listen.

986
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 1: He was still on his house right. I thought one

987
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:00,120
Speaker 1: note would be sufficient, but apparently it's not enough in

988
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 1: these streets anymore. He's like, look, man, I got an

989
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 1: offer that you really need to think about. And I

990
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 1: said no, I have to go, and he was like, look, man, listen,

991
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:16,439
Speaker 1: it could save your life. I was like, first of all,

992
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 1: you should leave with that. Second of all, I gotta go, man.

993
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 1: So I got in my car and left. But I

994
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 1: was thinking, like, if he really wanted to win this pitch,

995
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 1: what he needs to do.

996
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 3: If he would have said, listen, I could save your life.

997
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 1: Roderick Morrow, George Scott threw your letter in the trash

998
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: in seventh grade after it.

999
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 3: Took you a week to write it.

1000
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 1: Damn you might have you used to throw up in

1001
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 1: lunch at lunch in the fourth grade so your parents

1002
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:45,280
Speaker 1: can come pick you up from school. Used to masturbate

1003
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 1: the Victoria Secrets in the bathroom and you thought no

1004
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,800
Speaker 1: one knew, but everybody knew. They could hear it from outside.

1005
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh my god, tell me, tell me

1006
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:55,799
Speaker 1: what is what is it that can save my life?

1007
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 1: Like are you from the future of some ship?

1008
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 3: But nah? Used to just a dude want.

1009
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 1: To be a nutrition So fuck that gas station and

1010
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 1: fuck gas stations.

1011
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1012
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 1: For for me, what I do is that because I'm

1013
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 1: a woman, I actually pay attention. I treat the gas

1014
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 1: station like I treat the bank. If I see you

1015
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,319
Speaker 1: just loatering and just around doing nothing, I roll right

1016
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,439
Speaker 1: on past and go on to the next one because

1017
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, especially if I'm by myself, because it's one

1018
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 1: of those things where I don't I don't like people

1019
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:21,840
Speaker 1: just walking up on me because you don't never know

1020
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: people's intentions.

1021
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:25,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, is this like the yea, is this what ladies

1022
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 3: feel like getting street harassed?

1023
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 1: Is this out? It feels the just like I just

1024
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 1: want to pump my gas man. It's like I want

1025
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 1: to be a nutrition's bitch. Come on, and you're like,

1026
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 1: I just I'm just here, Just just just leave me alone.

1027
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 1: And sometimes you have to be stern And I know,

1028
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,399
Speaker 1: for me, I don't know about for jests. But most

1029
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 1: of the time I'm a pretty happy, happy person. I

1030
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,879
Speaker 1: smiling things like that. But some dudes just don't take

1031
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 1: no full answer. So sometimes, especially when older dudes, older

1032
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,280
Speaker 1: creepy dudes and like them little girls, older creepy dudes,

1033
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 1: I have to put on my ugly fuck you face

1034
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: for they go, oh, I been leave her alone, you know,

1035
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: And I don't want to do that. So sometimes you

1036
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 1: have to do that because YO know it's not sufficient,

1037
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 1: and you, like I told you, no, do I have

1038
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 1: to get ugly and show my ass out here for

1039
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: you know that you need to go on somewhere else.

1040
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Well, I have a thing that I

1041
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:17,879
Speaker 2: do a lot, that is, it seems to work where

1042
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 2: I pretend like I have a horrible cost.

1043
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 5: Oh, because we're on the street here a lot of

1044
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 5: the time, so people try to come up to you

1045
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 5: or come close to you, or walk near you, or

1046
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 5: walk behind you, or email or get on the train

1047
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 5: and stand real close to you or some shit like that.

1048
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 2: And I have no problem yelling at somebody either. But

1049
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 2: I'll always give them. I try to give it the

1050
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 2: cost of the benefit of the doubt, you know, give

1051
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 2: them the benefit of doubt. If they don't fucking leave

1052
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 2: me with the costs, then I'll yell at them. You know,

1053
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:49,240
Speaker 2: I can muster a pretty good fucked up coth.

1054
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what I need to What I'm thinking about

1055
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 1: doing is maybe I need to get like a gun.

1056
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: But then when they come approaching me, I put it

1057
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 1: to my own head and hold myself hostage. You know.

1058
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 3: It was like, don't don't come any closer. I'll do it.

1059
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 3: I fucking I would blow my fucking brains out.

1060
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 2: Man.

1061
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 3: I don't want a nutrition this. I just want to

1062
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 3: get some gas and get the fuck out of here.

1063
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 1: And now they would want me do that. But is

1064
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:12,959
Speaker 1: that a three D gun that you printed off your printer.

1065
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 1: It don't matter. It still shoots.

1066
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll work six times.

1067
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 2: That's like.

1068
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, I oh no, he's got a good.

1069
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 3: Oh one of the funniest movies.

1070
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 1: That's gotta be one of the top funniest movies that

1071
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 1: can't be made again ever again. Oh man, society got

1072
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 1: it's like it's progressive. In society got like it's way

1073
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,240
Speaker 1: too politically correct. They try to do that, like people

1074
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 1: get mad about like, uh, I think Johnny Depp is

1075
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 1: gonna play uh Tonto or something like an Indian in

1076
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: the long range of people are already mad before even

1077
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 1: seeing it, Like, there's no fucking way you could do

1078
00:49:56,480 --> 00:50:00,080
Speaker 1: it Blazing Saddles in twenty thirteen, but I wish you could.

1079
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 2: Because they're like the Redmunds should play the red You.

1080
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 6: You know what I mean?

1081
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:10,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking get it. I fucking get it. But it's

1082
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 2: it's Hollywood and this has been happening. Je's have been

1083
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 2: playing Indians. It's fucking nineteen thirty two.

1084
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:18,319
Speaker 1: Mad, you know, I got I'm.

1085
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 3: One of those.

1086
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:20,279
Speaker 1: I'm one of those people that I got to see

1087
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:23,360
Speaker 1: it before I get mad. Like I remember Robert Downey

1088
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 1: Junior played a black dude in Tropic Thunder, and he

1089
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: did such a good job. I really don't see how

1090
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 1: anyone could be mad after seeing it. I feel like,

1091
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: if you're mad, you're just mad about the theory of

1092
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: what happened, and not because he didn't do anything wrong

1093
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 1: and it was so funny.

1094
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:40,879
Speaker 3: I don't know how you can get mad at that ship.

1095
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 3: So I don't know anybody.

1096
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:44,840
Speaker 2: Let me ask you all this, do you think anybody

1097
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 2: should be mad at Tyler Perry?

1098
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 3: Oh? No, fuck no, here's here's the thing. Here's the thing,

1099
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 3: Tyler Perry.

1100
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 2: You know a lot of people are That's why, right,

1101
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 2: Because a lot of people seem to be very mad

1102
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 2: at Tyler Perry, and I wonder why. I don't know.

1103
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 2: I'm not mad. I don't care about him.

1104
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 1: Right, yet we're on the same page, that's all I'm saying. Yeah,

1105
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 1: we don't go see him either, and that's completely different.

1106
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people go see him, they're

1107
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,839
Speaker 1: terrible and then they get angry. It's one of those

1108
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:18,359
Speaker 1: things where a lot of his people who followed him

1109
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: were from his church plays, Like years and years and

1110
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 1: years before that he did the church plays. So when

1111
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:24,879
Speaker 1: he went big time, a lot of those people still

1112
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 1: supported him, and so he hasn't changed his writings down.

1113
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 1: When you write for plays, it's a certain way that

1114
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 1: you write over dramatic and stuff. But because you write

1115
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:36,399
Speaker 1: on the play, so the person in the front needs

1116
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,399
Speaker 1: to feel you like the person in the eightieth row.

1117
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: But when you're on screen, you could be most subtle,

1118
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,879
Speaker 1: and he's not as subtle. So a lot of times

1119
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: at the beginning, you could tell who the villain is.

1120
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 1: You could almost tell who the twists and for me,

1121
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 1: that's very, very.

1122
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 3: Boring, Like his movies aren't good.

1123
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 1: No, they're not. And I think what happens is like

1124
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 1: there's a lot of like black people that we look

1125
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:59,760
Speaker 1: at stuff where it's like whatever you put out represents

1126
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: are of us. So people get mad that his stuff

1127
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 1: is shitty and that they feel like it represents them.

1128
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 1: But I don't feel like that because that would be

1129
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 1: like if Jewish people were like Adam Sandler's movies are

1130
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 1: setting us back.

1131
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 3: I'd be like, they're not gonna feel that way, Like

1132
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:15,879
Speaker 3: they just sucks too. Now you just you just don't

1133
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 3: go see that ship?

1134
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,839
Speaker 2: And as a female comedian, can I say that Amy

1135
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 2: Schumer and Lisa Lampanelle send me back?

1136
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 3: But you're actually.

1137
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 2: Whether they're not gonna hire me O bit, haven't? I

1138
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 2: mean like I wonder I feel like they am I

1139
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:38,760
Speaker 2: taking it too personal?

1140
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 1: And no, no, no, Well, I think I think the

1141
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:46,240
Speaker 1: difference is you're in that industry and in that field,

1142
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:50,839
Speaker 1: like I would actually understand a black filmmaker even though

1143
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 1: you know, I would say you gotta get over it

1144
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 1: and just do your ship. But I would understand if

1145
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,240
Speaker 1: a black filmmaker felt some way about Tyler Perry's movies

1146
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:01,239
Speaker 1: and being like people pre judge based off of his

1147
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:04,439
Speaker 1: movies and think that when they come to me that

1148
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,919
Speaker 1: I that either I need to do exactly what he's

1149
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,879
Speaker 1: doing or they don't even give me a chance because

1150
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, black filmmakers are so shitty, they'll go

1151
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 1: see Tyler Perry. Why would I fucking go see this

1152
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:18,280
Speaker 1: other guy who's doing something completely different?

1153
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 3: So I could kind of understand the resentment.

1154
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,439
Speaker 1: Even though at the end of the day, you still

1155
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 1: gotta just do your shit and people will fuck.

1156
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 3: With you for your shit.

1157
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 1: It's not like will like, It's not like Jess Wood

1158
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 1: is going, I'm not gonna do comedy because Lisa Lampanelli's

1159
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 1: out there.

1160
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 5: You know.

1161
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,719
Speaker 2: Sad No, it makes you want to do it more.

1162
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,799
Speaker 2: But I just wonder if if and you have a point,

1163
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 2: I see what you mean, I see what you mean.

1164
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 2: I understand, and that's wonderful. Yeah you're right, I'm too close.

1165
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,799
Speaker 1: Yeah close, But you can still be pissed though, I mean,

1166
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,319
Speaker 1: you can't step you pissed. And I know this might

1167
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 1: sound weird asking you this, but have you ever been

1168
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 1: like compared to like other white female comics. You know,

1169
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,479
Speaker 1: have you ever went up and they be like, well,

1170
00:53:57,719 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 1: you know, you don't do it like such and such

1171
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,240
Speaker 1: and such and such a or anything like that, because

1172
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 1: I know in comedy the female unit is kind of small,

1173
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:06,720
Speaker 1: regardless of the color, just the female unit is small.

1174
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and those are the girls. Those are the

1175
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,399
Speaker 2: women I get compared to, and I don't think I'm

1176
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:12,359
Speaker 2: anything like them.

1177
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,879
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what I mean?

1178
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:19,960
Speaker 2: Kars Like, yeah, Lisa deals with race but in a

1179
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:22,279
Speaker 2: way that I think is very hateful in my opinions.

1180
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 2: And Amy deals with sex, but she deals with it

1181
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:30,319
Speaker 2: as a victim, which I also feel is very It's

1182
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:32,279
Speaker 2: not it's not my idea of a good time.

1183
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, and both both.

1184
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, so neither one of those is my favorite stance.

1185
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:39,359
Speaker 1: You know.

1186
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:41,399
Speaker 2: So I feel like when people compare me to either

1187
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,720
Speaker 2: one of them, I get that they don't have anybody

1188
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 2: else to compare me to. I really wish that somebody

1189
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 2: would say, like, hey, you're more like even like Adele

1190
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,319
Speaker 2: Givens or somebody, you know, if I would if I

1191
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,280
Speaker 2: wish they would compare black and white.

1192
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I wish it would.

1193
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 2: Make sense, you know, wall I would feel like I'm

1194
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:08,280
Speaker 2: more like Lamonelle than I am like Amy Schumer.

1195
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:12,360
Speaker 5: You know, yeah, yeah, so for me, but I can't.

1196
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 2: Go into a fucking agent office or management awesome and

1197
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 2: say to them, hey, you know, how about if Eminem

1198
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 2: did comedy? I feel like the girl Eminem, you know, like.

1199
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:25,879
Speaker 5: Right, and they'd be like.

1200
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:33,800
Speaker 1: Uh no, And and I do understand you are not Yeah.

1201
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, we get it because you know me and you

1202
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:37,680
Speaker 2: get me and you know what I mean. They don't,

1203
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 2: they didn't get it.

1204
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 1: Well, it also helps that it also helps that we're

1205
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:46,040
Speaker 1: black and that we like listen to you. So you know,

1206
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 1: I think a lot of times on you, like in

1207
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 1: a meaning or something you're trying to give like a

1208
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 1: brief synopsis of yourself, and people are only comfortable with,

1209
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,920
Speaker 1: well it's a mix of this person with that person.

1210
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,080
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, so that's what you do.

1211
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:59,440
Speaker 1: It's like not fucking really, and that's not that's that

1212
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,520
Speaker 1: you and and I do understand what you're saying, just

1213
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 1: because I guess for me, when it comes to comedy,

1214
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:08,320
Speaker 1: comedy literally has no color, even though people joke about

1215
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:11,399
Speaker 1: race and things like that. So I do understand as

1216
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 1: being a female and as being a white female. I

1217
00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 1: understands real frustrating when they've already set standards and want

1218
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:20,480
Speaker 1: to compare you to certain things because you talk about

1219
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:24,040
Speaker 1: race when you're like, okay, but but we're not the same,

1220
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 1: Like I want to be individual, and I want you

1221
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 1: to look at me as an individual female comic.

1222
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:32,319
Speaker 2: Mm hmm yeah. And they don't want to for any

1223
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 2: for any though. You know, I could say that Elan

1224
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 2: and all the guys that I mentioned at the top

1225
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 2: of the show probably had the same fight that I

1226
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,439
Speaker 2: did in a different realm, right, They had to fight

1227
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:46,359
Speaker 2: the industry and saying, no, you don't just have one

1228
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 2: type of black comedian. There are these other types. And

1229
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,880
Speaker 2: then they made it so that there was a monetary,

1230
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,279
Speaker 2: you know, because that's all the fucking business listens to.

1231
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:57,960
Speaker 2: That there was a monitory. There was money behind what

1232
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:00,839
Speaker 2: they were saying. So people started to listen. And now

1233
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 2: the entire black comedy scene is is tilted on its

1234
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 2: head and more in line with Elan and Eric and Victory.

1235
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:11,359
Speaker 1: You know, than than with.

1236
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 2: Anybody from the old days. I mean, even you know

1237
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 2: a Martin or even a Bernie mac or you know

1238
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,880
Speaker 2: those guys that came there. We came up with that.

1239
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 2: We watched in depth, Chaim. None of the kids that

1240
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 2: I do comedy with now would even go like they

1241
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 2: used to tease me. That's what's so funny to be

1242
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:31,640
Speaker 2: on Eylan's show, to be on After Black. It's like,

1243
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 2: I have stories about things that these guys have never

1244
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 2: even thought of doing, like dangerous shit, you know, even

1245
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 2: though I grew up on totally different coasts and I

1246
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 2: just got really dangerous. Even though they come up in

1247
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 2: dangerous neighborhoods, Yeah, they just didn't.

1248
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 1: You know.

1249
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 2: They were just.

1250
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 3: Reading and playing fucking video games.

1251
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:55,080
Speaker 2: It's different, yeah, totally different scene. So it's funny to

1252
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 2: be on there and to to have to relate, you know,

1253
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 2: to everybody in my stufes and they're like, fuck, you're crazy,

1254
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 2: And I'm like, you know, a lot of people would

1255
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 2: look at you, and you know, they judge. A lot

1256
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:07,000
Speaker 2: of people would judge and think, well, you're a black

1257
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:10,160
Speaker 2: guy that grew up in bed Sty, Brooklyn, you must

1258
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:14,040
Speaker 2: be very crazy. You know what. No, there's people as

1259
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 2: fucking people. Yeah, wish what you wish America would get

1260
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 2: that already, you guys, it's weird.

1261
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 1: If they didn't, Man, we wouldn't have our podcast when

1262
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 1: we explain all this shit to everybody, like somebody got

1263
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 1: to do this job.

1264
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 2: You guys are just gonna get bigger and bigger. I'm

1265
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 2: so proud of you. I'm so happy for you.

1266
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 5: I'm so happy that you.

1267
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you, sweet appreciate it.

1268
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 2: And I gotta tell you, when I first heard The Thrones,

1269
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 2: it was y'all were describing the song that those fucking

1270
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 2: dudes were singing in the forest. You remember they were

1271
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:53,440
Speaker 2: riding out on their horse and the horses and they

1272
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 2: were singing that fucking song about the lady's twistery and

1273
00:58:56,400 --> 00:59:01,960
Speaker 2: you guys are like, oh, they're talking about her. Was yeah,

1274
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:05,440
Speaker 2: it was like, because you sound like my my head

1275
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 2: when i'm you sound like my brain when I'm watching.

1276
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, they try to dress it all with fancy They

1277
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 1: try to dress it all up with fancy language and

1278
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:16,920
Speaker 1: titles and stuff. But they are just that's just a

1279
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:20,959
Speaker 1: regular old hood soap opera and I love it exactly.

1280
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:24,919
Speaker 2: They're so wrong. Oh my god, I fucking love them

1281
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:27,080
Speaker 2: so bad. And when you were telling me the story

1282
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:30,080
Speaker 2: about the barn Ball Girls, I'm like fourteen, that's sounds

1283
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:34,160
Speaker 2: of Stark's age alone. Yeah, that's how I compare my

1284
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 2: age now to people it's who But you know, I

1285
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 2: gotta tell you, guys, I was watching Sopranos, early Sopranos.

1286
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:43,920
Speaker 2: I caught a couple of weeks ago. That ship is

1287
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:49,120
Speaker 2: a lot like Game of Thrones. Yeah, that's a lot dysfunctional.

1288
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 1: Family and it's and it's the thing is man like

1289
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:58,960
Speaker 1: that was the Italian version of like, uh bad, like

1290
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:01,920
Speaker 1: negative stereo, Like black people always talk about it. It's like,

1291
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:04,160
Speaker 1: how come every black person gotta be a drug deal

1292
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 1: on this show? Like Italian people weren't fucking with Sopranos

1293
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:07,439
Speaker 1: like that.

1294
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:08,800
Speaker 2: For a live.

1295
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:13,320
Speaker 1: Like we all ain't mobsters, right, So that's one of

1296
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,160
Speaker 1: the reasons I liked it because I was like, oh cool,

1297
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:17,360
Speaker 1: they get to feel like we feel and I get

1298
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 1: to get the people watch some white people do up

1299
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 1: ship and enjoy you.

1300
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,720
Speaker 2: I wasn't I don't know what I was acting.

1301
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 3: Was alright, right, right, look he's cheating on his wife again,

1302
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 3: you know.

1303
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:37,600
Speaker 2: Like that terracle. Well, my man's Italian and he loves

1304
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 2: that ship. And I call him Beansy because of beans

1305
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:42,920
Speaker 2: and Gator because they took it, you know, they moted

1306
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:46,920
Speaker 2: lakes down. I'm like, all right, beans, do it?

1307
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:51,800
Speaker 3: Oh man, well, we gotta.

1308
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:54,160
Speaker 1: We definitely got to cover some articles real quick because

1309
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:56,480
Speaker 1: I know this is what people come for. They want

1310
01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 1: to guess the race and they want to get caught up.

1311
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 3: On the news. The more most important news, of course,

1312
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:02,280
Speaker 3: we'll start with.

1313
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:06,680
Speaker 1: Is did y'all know that Kai, the hatchet wodn't hitchhiker

1314
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:08,080
Speaker 1: dude is wanted for murder?

1315
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:08,440
Speaker 3: Now?

1316
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:09,320
Speaker 7: Wow?

1317
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 1: For people that don't remember Kyle, I will play the

1318
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:15,240
Speaker 1: YouTube video of Ki because it was so good. Let

1319
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:17,600
Speaker 1: me let me play this audio for everybody out there.

1320
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:22,120
Speaker 3: But uh, it was. It was pretty awesome. Why is

1321
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 3: it so low? Let me turn this shit up.

1322
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 8: Jesus blows his car into a PG and E worker,

1323
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:30,360
Speaker 8: pinning him against his truck because the worker was black.

1324
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:34,080
Speaker 8: The man's passenger, who had a hatchet, and innocent bystanders

1325
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 8: come to the rescue.

1326
01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:36,640
Speaker 3: Comes driving out this way.

1327
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 9: He's like, you know what, I come to realize, Oh

1328
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:41,600
Speaker 9: Jesus Christ, and I can do anything I want to

1329
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:45,520
Speaker 9: And watched it. Bam when he smashed into this guy

1330
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 9: right there, pinned him in between that truck.

1331
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:50,520
Speaker 7: Homeless hitchhiker Kai was in the passenger seat.

1332
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:52,600
Speaker 3: Of the oldsmobile when this all went down.

1333
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:56,120
Speaker 7: Tanya Baker and her daughter, Ginger Miller Piazza were to

1334
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 7: the first to run over and help.

1335
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,760
Speaker 1: My mom ran to the driver to make sure he

1336
01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 1: was okay, because we thought maybe it was just an

1337
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:04,360
Speaker 1: accident or something, and I ran straight to the PG.

1338
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:08,600
Speaker 7: And Man, this was far from an accident and the

1339
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 7: ordeal was far from over.

1340
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:13,439
Speaker 6: The guy just went crazy and was trying to pull

1341
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 6: the guy from underneath the car in the truck, and

1342
01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:16,680
Speaker 6: then he gets in his car and tries to move

1343
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:18,480
Speaker 6: the car in ad and we weren't gonna let him

1344
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:18,800
Speaker 6: do it.

1345
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:21,120
Speaker 9: If you started driving that car around again, man, there

1346
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:22,960
Speaker 9: would have been a hell lot of bodies around here.

1347
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 6: He just kept saying he was Jesus Christ and he's

1348
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:27,600
Speaker 6: gonna save all of us and that, but we have

1349
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 6: to get He used the N word, meaning of the

1350
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:32,320
Speaker 6: black people in that he said, we need to get

1351
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 6: them off there.

1352
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 7: The African American PG and E worker was rushed to

1353
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:39,640
Speaker 7: the hospital and underwent surgery for non life threatening in chest.

1354
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:45,000
Speaker 7: He wasn't the only person that the crazy driver went after.

1355
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:46,840
Speaker 6: When he put me in a bear hug and started

1356
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:48,600
Speaker 6: beating the crap out of me for what reason, we

1357
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:49,240
Speaker 6: still don't know.

1358
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:51,440
Speaker 9: These two women are trying to help him. He runs

1359
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:53,160
Speaker 9: up and he grabs one of them. Man like a

1360
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,840
Speaker 9: guy that bacon snap a woman's neck like a pencil stick.

1361
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:58,000
Speaker 1: So he round up behind him with the hatchet.

1362
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:08,080
Speaker 3: Smash, smash, so rash. So that's Ky and apparently Kay

1363
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:09,760
Speaker 3: is now wanted for murder.

1364
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:13,120
Speaker 1: Man. Wow, he was smashing in. He was an adorable

1365
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,360
Speaker 1: white dude man that I felt was like the white

1366
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:16,360
Speaker 1: Charles Ramsey man.

1367
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:16,800
Speaker 3: He came.

1368
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:17,439
Speaker 2: He was a hero.

1369
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:20,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, he told his story. Yeah, he's had a good story.

1370
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:24,800
Speaker 1: He was a viral sensation. Everybody loved him. And apparently

1371
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:27,920
Speaker 1: that dude was a motherfucking murderer. Man, damn can't have

1372
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:29,280
Speaker 1: ship these days.

1373
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:33,440
Speaker 3: So yeah, that definitely said white.

1374
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 2: He murdered something before he got into that accident, or

1375
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:40,280
Speaker 2: he murdered someone after the accident.

1376
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:43,680
Speaker 1: It says here the Union County Homicide Task Force has

1377
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:46,920
Speaker 1: a murder warrant for the rest of mcgilvy. Kymic gilvery,

1378
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 1: a homeless drifter in the slaying of Attorney Joseph Galfie

1379
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 1: in Clark, New Jersey, Goffey.

1380
01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:53,440
Speaker 3: Was found dead Monday.

1381
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:58,880
Speaker 1: Oh recently, he must have smashed smash smashed on this

1382
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,479
Speaker 1: dude on Starlight Drive.

1383
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:06,280
Speaker 2: Maybe he got PTSD from watching that ship go down.

1384
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:11,280
Speaker 2: And then he repeated it. Could he had boken up

1385
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:13,920
Speaker 2: or something something like made him snap and he remembered

1386
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:15,560
Speaker 2: that hatchet incident.

1387
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:18,960
Speaker 3: Well, this dude did. God, the guy did die blunt

1388
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:20,040
Speaker 3: force trauma.

1389
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:23,440
Speaker 1: Now I'm just saying, if there's only three blows to

1390
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:26,440
Speaker 1: the head, Uh, you gotta look at Kay as a

1391
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:29,560
Speaker 1: suspect because the way he described that's his style. He

1392
01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:33,640
Speaker 1: smashed mass smashes man, so uh I would check him out.

1393
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:36,400
Speaker 1: I feel bad man that he even got caught up

1394
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:38,840
Speaker 1: in this. He could have also been framed. You know,

1395
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:41,000
Speaker 1: we don't know. Maybe somebody was out to get him

1396
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:43,800
Speaker 1: and uh they beat this dude up with a hatchet

1397
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:45,920
Speaker 1: for him. And now we all think that it is Ky.

1398
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:49,240
Speaker 1: He's gonna be on the run. So uh, I just

1399
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:50,240
Speaker 1: hope everything's okay.

1400
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:53,480
Speaker 2: You know, drifter beef is toughs to beat, you know,

1401
01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:57,640
Speaker 2: drifter beef. Yeah, but when a drifter has beef with

1402
01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:59,439
Speaker 2: another drifter, you do want to get in the middle

1403
01:04:59,480 --> 01:04:59,919
Speaker 2: of that ship.

1404
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:02,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, And how does the how does the drifter get

1405
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:03,480
Speaker 3: into it with an attorney?

1406
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:06,480
Speaker 1: Like? What were they doing where their paths crossed? You

1407
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:11,240
Speaker 1: know that's true. I don't know, so yeah, man, ki out.

1408
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:13,200
Speaker 1: They only want to fight. They only have a five

1409
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:17,920
Speaker 1: thousand dollars award for him, so you know, I don't know.

1410
01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:20,760
Speaker 1: At this point, I probably wouldn't even turn him in. Dude,

1411
01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:23,920
Speaker 1: I like Kyle, I'll probably be like, dude, run after you.

1412
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:25,840
Speaker 3: Speaking of.

1413
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:32,560
Speaker 2: People like you, the house they're feeding fucking herbal tea

1414
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:34,959
Speaker 2: and ship telling him will cut your hair.

1415
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:37,920
Speaker 1: He entertainment, We'll make you somebody.

1416
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:39,640
Speaker 3: All you have to do is entertainment.

1417
01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:41,920
Speaker 1: You can pretty much get away with any crime, except

1418
01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:43,520
Speaker 1: except for R Kelly.

1419
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 3: That was that was too far.

1420
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:47,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, the people except for R Kelly and Chris Brown

1421
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:51,400
Speaker 1: everybody else. Man, Like I fuck with Mike vic Man.

1422
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:54,440
Speaker 1: I'm not a I'm not a hypocrite. I'll fuck with

1423
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:57,360
Speaker 1: you if you're good.

1424
01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:00,240
Speaker 2: The dogs, what are you guys on that? We talk

1425
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:02,280
Speaker 2: a lot about animal fucking on our show. Now we

1426
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:05,560
Speaker 2: don't say that it's great, but we don't feel like

1427
01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:08,680
Speaker 2: you should that in trouble as the animals isn't crying?

1428
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:13,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, now I think we kind of sid with you.

1429
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:16,040
Speaker 1: The motto of our show is nothing wrong and it's funny.

1430
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:19,240
Speaker 1: So we'll laugh at some animals getting fucked.

1431
01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:22,640
Speaker 3: It happens. We've had several animal getting fuck stories.

1432
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:24,600
Speaker 1: Yeah we had. We had a peacock the other day,

1433
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:25,000
Speaker 1: didn't we.

1434
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:26,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had a dude that sucked the peacock.

1435
01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:29,439
Speaker 2: Did you see the shot for that man?

1436
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:32,640
Speaker 3: Yeah? Goodness, he looked like a guy that sucked the peacock.

1437
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:33,120
Speaker 1: Yes, And.

1438
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:37,000
Speaker 2: You know, but hey, we talked about that. I think

1439
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:38,960
Speaker 2: Josh said, if he said, if he was casting a

1440
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:43,160
Speaker 2: movie where he needed like a peacock fucking creep, he

1441
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:43,920
Speaker 2: be the one.

1442
01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:46,240
Speaker 1: And you know what's funny is they didn't show any

1443
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:49,400
Speaker 1: pictures of the actual peacock. So it does make you

1444
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:52,240
Speaker 1: wonder what did that peacock have on, you know, because

1445
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:55,200
Speaker 1: peacocks just in kind of sexy. We you've seen peacocks

1446
01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:58,280
Speaker 1: walking around. Man, they're like strutting. They start throwing up

1447
01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:00,640
Speaker 1: those beautiful feathers. Did he did he kissed the nape

1448
01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:03,280
Speaker 1: of his neck, right, you know, there's a lot of

1449
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:06,840
Speaker 1: neck on the peacock man, A lot of necks men.

1450
01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:11,480
Speaker 2: It's not women peacock. Yeah, yeah, it's only the men

1451
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:13,040
Speaker 2: that have that beautiful.

1452
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:15,760
Speaker 1: I'm not judging, Okay, I'm not judging the guy. You know,

1453
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:18,720
Speaker 1: I'm for equality. So if you like to get it

1454
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:22,640
Speaker 1: on with a male peacock, mal peacock, cock, the cock action.

1455
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:27,840
Speaker 3: Exactly cock of the walk.

1456
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:33,080
Speaker 5: Uh.

1457
01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:36,080
Speaker 3: And then then the good thing is you don't even

1458
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:36,640
Speaker 3: need a towel.

1459
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 1: You just have all those beautiful feathers right there, So

1460
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:40,439
Speaker 1: you just get that up and.

1461
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:41,640
Speaker 3: Fat yourself off.

1462
01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:46,480
Speaker 1: You break a sweat. Speaking of peacocks, did y'all know

1463
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:51,320
Speaker 1: that Russians actually made Sarah Palin look smart because some

1464
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:54,360
Speaker 1: Russians drove over the North Pole to Canada for the

1465
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:59,160
Speaker 1: first time ever. It took two and a half months

1466
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:02,880
Speaker 1: and they were going an average of ten kilometers per hour.

1467
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:08,320
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, And here's the craziest shit in this story.

1468
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:12,680
Speaker 1: During the trip, the team encountered dangerous situations, including a

1469
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:16,200
Speaker 1: large chasm in the ice. With a chasm, it's like

1470
01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:18,760
Speaker 1: a big ass like whole, like a big ass like

1471
01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:19,960
Speaker 1: crater in the.

1472
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:23,080
Speaker 3: Ice, like where you will you will fall down there

1473
01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:23,559
Speaker 3: and die?

1474
01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:25,759
Speaker 1: You know, you don't like they're doing the movies, Yeah,

1475
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:30,200
Speaker 1: like a like picture wiley coyote tracing the road runner,

1476
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:33,280
Speaker 1: and he falls off that cliff like that. Ah okay,

1477
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:36,200
Speaker 1: So there's a big ass chasm in the ice which

1478
01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:40,120
Speaker 1: seems impossible to cross. As they pondered what to do, however,

1479
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:45,400
Speaker 1: the ice suddenly shifted, temporarily bridging the gap. Quickly, the

1480
01:08:45,479 --> 01:08:49,000
Speaker 1: men read the engines and charged across. Not a moment

1481
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:51,639
Speaker 1: too soon. It's only two minutes later the ice shifted

1482
01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:54,240
Speaker 1: his second time, reopening the chasm.

1483
01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:55,040
Speaker 3: They just crossed.

1484
01:08:55,360 --> 01:09:04,960
Speaker 1: Shit the right, guess the race. White, it's cold, it's ice.

1485
01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:08,040
Speaker 1: You're risking your life, you know what. God bless you,

1486
01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:10,760
Speaker 1: White people. God bless you because if it wasn't for you,

1487
01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:13,280
Speaker 1: there would be a lot of diseases. We wouldn't know

1488
01:09:13,280 --> 01:09:16,200
Speaker 1: about that. You know, we got curious because of you guys.

1489
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:18,800
Speaker 1: You know we we do. We go into ocean blue,

1490
01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:20,800
Speaker 1: we go up in the sky. God bless you.

1491
01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:24,040
Speaker 2: Brought him here.

1492
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:29,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the sense of expiration that I've always admired, man,

1493
01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:32,640
Speaker 1: because I if that this story would have ended with

1494
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:37,280
Speaker 1: Russian people come back after making it halfway to Alaska.

1495
01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:40,760
Speaker 1: Like Russian people say that that that been Like Black

1496
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:44,000
Speaker 1: people say that hole was too big we hit that cataclysm,

1497
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:46,760
Speaker 1: whatever the hell that was, right, Can you just imagine

1498
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,120
Speaker 1: because everyone has to get on the bus and be

1499
01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:51,360
Speaker 1: on board with this ship when they're like, hey, man,

1500
01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:54,799
Speaker 1: the chasm just closed, we should try to drive across

1501
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:57,280
Speaker 1: real fast. Right now, everyone has to get on the

1502
01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:59,120
Speaker 1: bus because I feel like I'd just be standing on

1503
01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:01,240
Speaker 1: the other side of the chasm like you know what, man,

1504
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:03,720
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna stay here and watch. I'll die. I

1505
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:05,760
Speaker 1: hope I'll make it. I'd be right here, you know,

1506
01:10:05,960 --> 01:10:07,800
Speaker 1: I meet out on the other side after that kiss.

1507
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:08,880
Speaker 1: It's plain right.

1508
01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:11,759
Speaker 3: Leave me with enough food to make it back home. Please,

1509
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:12,719
Speaker 3: because it's ridiculous.

1510
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:16,519
Speaker 2: No, you haven't known HELLI Russians then, because they'll fucking

1511
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:19,240
Speaker 2: make you feel like you're the smallest mouse on the

1512
01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:20,040
Speaker 2: fucking planet.

1513
01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:20,800
Speaker 7: Well, if you.

1514
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:24,559
Speaker 2: Don't want to go, I want to be like girls.

1515
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:27,960
Speaker 2: You want to be afraid what you're going to be

1516
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,759
Speaker 2: pussy about it? I can tell you want to tell everyone?

1517
01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:32,680
Speaker 2: Will we get home? I tell everyone you don't want

1518
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:37,320
Speaker 2: to close to I tell everyone you'll let your It's fine.

1519
01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:39,880
Speaker 3: That's a good point.

1520
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:45,400
Speaker 2: They're very abrupt people. They're very you know. I told

1521
01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:48,519
Speaker 2: my friend she should go to therapy. She's telling the precious.

1522
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:52,559
Speaker 2: I don't get the Christ just gets said like it

1523
01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:54,080
Speaker 2: means the same thing.

1524
01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:55,800
Speaker 5: You think.

1525
01:10:56,760 --> 01:11:01,360
Speaker 1: Now people now, I don't know about you just would.

1526
01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:06,040
Speaker 1: But I actually I went to college. I graduated and everything.

1527
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:11,760
Speaker 1: Karen went to college, she graduated. Yeah, but now I

1528
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:14,799
Speaker 1: feel like I'm starting to feel like I might shouldn't

1529
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:17,200
Speaker 1: have went man, because I've been seeing this commercial.

1530
01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:18,080
Speaker 3: Lately with these jingles.

1531
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:20,680
Speaker 1: Yeah me, this makes me wish I didn't go to

1532
01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:23,840
Speaker 1: college so I could go to this college. Yes, I'll

1533
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:25,599
Speaker 1: play something for you, but it comes on late at

1534
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:27,760
Speaker 1: night every night, and I always get up and start

1535
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:28,360
Speaker 1: gymming man.

1536
01:11:28,439 --> 01:11:30,280
Speaker 3: Let me see if it'll if it'll play real quick.

1537
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:38,840
Speaker 1: I'm looking born after you preached Wednes High School. Didn't

1538
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:42,160
Speaker 1: do grade, then I gotta make podcast education.

1539
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:48,840
Speaker 3: I'm looking class up, grade, make up the salary. Now

1540
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:52,160
Speaker 3: I've got to which college is work for me?

1541
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:59,439
Speaker 1: I went in their next and education connection. I drek tat.

1542
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:05,240
Speaker 5: I'm thinking my glass dog like, get my degree on

1543
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:09,479
Speaker 5: my own time education connection with the right coage.

1544
01:12:09,479 --> 01:12:10,560
Speaker 1: It's for free.

1545
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:18,519
Speaker 10: They connected for free education, connected for free education.

1546
01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:19,960
Speaker 3: Count that shut.

1547
01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:24,960
Speaker 1: Man, they'd be partying. I wish I had not gone

1548
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:26,799
Speaker 1: to college. I want to go to this school.

1549
01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:27,920
Speaker 3: This is cool as ship.

1550
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:32,320
Speaker 2: It only costs like one hundred dollars online university. What's

1551
01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:33,000
Speaker 2: going on there?

1552
01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:36,120
Speaker 1: Just says Education Connection dot Com. I don't know what

1553
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:37,840
Speaker 1: it does or what it is.

1554
01:12:42,479 --> 01:12:43,240
Speaker 3: I don't even care.

1555
01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:45,680
Speaker 1: If it's like a degree in scam. It could be

1556
01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:48,040
Speaker 1: like a degree in waitress. And I just want to

1557
01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:50,759
Speaker 1: get something something from here.

1558
01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:52,840
Speaker 3: Because this is my jam.

1559
01:12:53,479 --> 01:12:55,519
Speaker 1: Then we have a remix from it. Yeah, that's that's

1560
01:12:55,560 --> 01:12:58,400
Speaker 1: not the original bresion. That's like a remix. Real colleges

1561
01:12:58,439 --> 01:13:01,800
Speaker 1: could learn from this, Like real colleges should have, like

1562
01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:05,320
Speaker 1: the the North Carolina like university fight song should be

1563
01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:08,920
Speaker 1: remixed to this White Lady rapping because it is dope.

1564
01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:13,880
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's because the most university.

1565
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:16,559
Speaker 2: You know, you want to come here.

1566
01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:22,720
Speaker 3: Get your degree. We're gonna get your degree.

1567
01:13:22,439 --> 01:13:23,000
Speaker 2: On like.

1568
01:13:27,479 --> 01:13:30,240
Speaker 3: All right, it's that time.

1569
01:13:30,479 --> 01:13:33,200
Speaker 1: It's that time now, Jess what I help you brought

1570
01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:37,040
Speaker 1: your racism cap because it's time for some guests.

1571
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:37,439
Speaker 3: The race.

1572
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:41,160
Speaker 1: This is the game sleeping the nation where we only

1573
01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:44,479
Speaker 1: we read news articles and we only ask one question,

1574
01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:47,799
Speaker 1: and that is guess the race of the people. Involved

1575
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:51,840
Speaker 1: in the article. Now here's here's the first one. This

1576
01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:57,639
Speaker 1: is elementary school principal Kim Warren is charged with being

1577
01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:02,280
Speaker 1: super drunk quote unqong oh lord in the school parking lot.

1578
01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:05,000
Speaker 1: Now I think I actually had some video for this.

1579
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:07,559
Speaker 3: One's all right.

1580
01:14:07,479 --> 01:14:10,599
Speaker 7: Man, it's okay.

1581
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:15,120
Speaker 11: It's upsetting principal in handcuffs. We first told you about

1582
01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:17,320
Speaker 11: this dash cam video on Action. He was tonight at

1583
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:19,840
Speaker 11: five o'clock. Now you're going to see the surprising way

1584
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:22,400
Speaker 11: this whole thing plays out. That recording is from the

1585
01:14:22,479 --> 01:14:25,719
Speaker 11: day of her drunk driving arrest outside the elementary school

1586
01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:27,120
Speaker 11: in Nova where she's principal.

1587
01:14:27,479 --> 01:14:28,080
Speaker 3: Seven Actions.

1588
01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:30,880
Speaker 11: Porter Kimberly Craig shows us what that dash cam caught

1589
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:34,400
Speaker 11: on tape. When we get to the station, call and

1590
01:14:34,479 --> 01:14:36,799
Speaker 11: tell him you got sick and had to leave or something.

1591
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:40,000
Speaker 2: I mean, that's up to you. I'm not getting to

1592
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:41,240
Speaker 2: tell anybody you got arrested.

1593
01:14:41,280 --> 01:14:44,559
Speaker 1: That's not my business to anybody yet. No, by the way,

1594
01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:46,360
Speaker 1: I hate when cops do this well they try to

1595
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:49,759
Speaker 1: act like they're friend because they not. Because it's public information.

1596
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:51,440
Speaker 1: People are going to find.

1597
01:14:51,160 --> 01:14:54,320
Speaker 3: Out, and you're fucking arresting me. We're not this I

1598
01:14:54,320 --> 01:14:54,880
Speaker 3: hate what they do.

1599
01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:58,240
Speaker 1: It's like, listen, I pulled over. I clocked you doing

1600
01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:02,000
Speaker 1: seventy four in fifty five. Now what I'm gonna do

1601
01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:04,080
Speaker 1: is I'm gonna reduce this by two miles and it

1602
01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:05,080
Speaker 1: won't get your lights taken.

1603
01:15:05,240 --> 01:15:07,439
Speaker 3: I'm like, you're being a dig fuck you, let me go.

1604
01:15:08,479 --> 01:15:12,240
Speaker 3: You want to help me, Let you go.

1605
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:16,240
Speaker 2: Fucking moral, fucking fox and shit. You know you seem

1606
01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:22,320
Speaker 2: like a nice girl. You don't know me. I'm not nice.

1607
01:15:23,360 --> 01:15:25,280
Speaker 1: To give me my ticket and get this ship over with.

1608
01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:27,519
Speaker 1: It's not like he's gonna stop the car, turn around

1609
01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:30,320
Speaker 1: and go. You know what, second thought, I'm gonna take

1610
01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:33,240
Speaker 1: you home. Yeah, fuck it, you don't. You can go free. Yeah.

1611
01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:34,880
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm gonna be your buddy and not tell

1612
01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:36,920
Speaker 1: anyone you got arrested when this camera is on the

1613
01:15:36,960 --> 01:15:37,719
Speaker 1: fucking news.

1614
01:15:38,240 --> 01:15:38,479
Speaker 2: Hello.

1615
01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:39,920
Speaker 3: Sorry, Yeah.

1616
01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:43,040
Speaker 4: Chief did call the superintendent of no Black community schools

1617
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:45,400
Speaker 4: that day to tell him that one of his employees,

1618
01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:49,240
Speaker 4: Kim Warren, the principle of Deerfield Elementary, was under arrest,

1619
01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:52,519
Speaker 4: suspected of drunk driving. Here in the backseat of the

1620
01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:55,960
Speaker 4: police car, Kim Warren sobs and tells the officer she

1621
01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:57,200
Speaker 4: should just quit her job.

1622
01:15:59,479 --> 01:16:00,880
Speaker 2: Well, you don't do that.

1623
01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:05,880
Speaker 6: Don't do that, don't put your job, don't put your job.

1624
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:06,920
Speaker 10: Don't put your job.

1625
01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:09,960
Speaker 2: Did you have a problem, You get treatment.

1626
01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:10,840
Speaker 3: And you do want that's all.

1627
01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:13,280
Speaker 2: This is a white lady.

1628
01:16:13,439 --> 01:16:17,679
Speaker 3: This is a white lady, all right, calling ear storm white.

1629
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:19,880
Speaker 1: I also feel like she got arrested by Dog the

1630
01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:21,320
Speaker 1: bounty hunter. He always tries to give.

1631
01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:22,000
Speaker 3: You a speech and ship.

1632
01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:24,840
Speaker 1: It's like you get your life turned around, like fuck

1633
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:27,080
Speaker 1: you do for you? You got me on TV. You're

1634
01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:30,080
Speaker 1: making fucking money off this bullshit. He's like, you gotta

1635
01:16:30,120 --> 01:16:30,800
Speaker 1: get off the mask.

1636
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:31,960
Speaker 6: You know.

1637
01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:36,040
Speaker 2: Obviously she's sucking drunk, she's unhappy. She's drinking with the kids.

1638
01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:39,920
Speaker 2: She's drinking before the kids, after the kids. Somebody in

1639
01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:41,120
Speaker 2: her car let her quit.

1640
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:42,519
Speaker 3: Yes, you want to talk.

1641
01:16:42,320 --> 01:16:45,160
Speaker 2: Her into sand took that lushion to stand and tea.

1642
01:16:45,439 --> 01:16:47,680
Speaker 2: I want you to teach my kids with you know,

1643
01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:51,240
Speaker 2: all right?

1644
01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:55,120
Speaker 3: The chat room. The chat room says, be close as jigaboo.

1645
01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:58,559
Speaker 1: Pretty racist based on Mavericks says one who emits light

1646
01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:01,240
Speaker 1: at a wavelength between three eighty and seven hundred and

1647
01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:03,559
Speaker 1: fifty nanometers, I don't know what that means. Based on

1648
01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:06,439
Speaker 1: Maverick Tears of a white lady. Don't know who I am.

1649
01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:10,040
Speaker 1: Reese Witherspoon, one who heils from the Caucasus region of Europe,

1650
01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:14,800
Speaker 1: snow white. June Moses says, chalky, white lady. Hustle girl

1651
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:20,640
Speaker 1: says he talked to her. He talked her out of

1652
01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:23,040
Speaker 1: quitting her job. It's a rich and gouda cheese eating

1653
01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:27,040
Speaker 1: pinky toe. Oh lord, possible white woman. One who buys

1654
01:17:27,040 --> 01:17:29,800
Speaker 1: that kid's liquor after being cussed out. One who sun

1655
01:17:29,880 --> 01:17:33,120
Speaker 1: burns easily. Tears of a white woman Macadamian nut. And

1656
01:17:33,920 --> 01:17:36,880
Speaker 1: I guess that thing for the nanometers earlier means visible light,

1657
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:39,240
Speaker 1: so that means white. And Jay Willigins says, the cop

1658
01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:41,160
Speaker 1: is talking to her and not beating her ass.

1659
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:42,719
Speaker 3: Yes, she white and privileged.

1660
01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:46,600
Speaker 1: The worst time correct answer is a white lady on

1661
01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:47,080
Speaker 1: the road.

1662
01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:49,040
Speaker 3: Yes, just one woman.

1663
01:17:50,120 --> 01:17:52,679
Speaker 2: You can't get away with that kind of shit otherwise. Honestly,

1664
01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:58,360
Speaker 2: I was drinking at the school, crying in the back

1665
01:17:58,360 --> 01:18:01,479
Speaker 2: of the cop car. It's all add white lady, and

1666
01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:02,160
Speaker 2: I got a.

1667
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:04,200
Speaker 1: Little feeling that the cop was like maybe gonna ask

1668
01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:06,200
Speaker 1: for her number later, Like it's just a little twins

1669
01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:09,439
Speaker 1: of like you know, don't try to holler at him.

1670
01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:11,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna be meaning a lot of rides.

1671
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:11,800
Speaker 8: Lady.

1672
01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:13,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know where you live, ma'am, and said, if

1673
01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:14,960
Speaker 1: you have an issue, I come to kish you in

1674
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:15,559
Speaker 1: the cop car.

1675
01:18:16,640 --> 01:18:18,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you could tell her like you know, I

1676
01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:19,960
Speaker 2: know you. I know your car is going to be

1677
01:18:19,960 --> 01:18:22,679
Speaker 2: impounded for a few months. So if you need to get.

1678
01:18:22,840 --> 01:18:25,080
Speaker 1: Three, I'll be here.

1679
01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:26,400
Speaker 3: Don't quit your job.

1680
01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:29,040
Speaker 2: Don't quit your job.

1681
01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:31,599
Speaker 1: Your school is on my beat.

1682
01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:34,720
Speaker 3: Don't quit your job. I can give you a ride there, man, you.

1683
01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:40,080
Speaker 1: Know get we can still drink and everything. A ride

1684
01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:41,519
Speaker 1: for a ride if you know what I'm saying, tit

1685
01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:41,920
Speaker 1: for tat.

1686
01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:53,479
Speaker 10: Suspect A suspect in a home A suspect A suspect

1687
01:18:53,520 --> 01:18:57,160
Speaker 10: and a home invasion, robbery and firebro was killed by

1688
01:18:57,160 --> 01:18:59,280
Speaker 10: a sword wilding resident early Saturday.

1689
01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:04,160
Speaker 1: That's right, people's guess the race and sword ratcheedness.

1690
01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:06,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, the dead man.

1691
01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:10,840
Speaker 1: Aaron Beza, thirty four, of Fireball, was one of two

1692
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:13,640
Speaker 1: suspects in the home invasion about two thirty am. The

1693
01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:16,800
Speaker 1: other suspect, Christopher Roupe, thirty was left, left the home

1694
01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:19,400
Speaker 1: and remains at large. The suspects were armed with a

1695
01:19:19,439 --> 01:19:22,960
Speaker 1: handgun and an axe. Oh damn, how the fuck did

1696
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:23,960
Speaker 1: they lose to a sword?

1697
01:19:24,840 --> 01:19:27,519
Speaker 2: What the homeowner a sword?

1698
01:19:27,840 --> 01:19:30,320
Speaker 1: Yes, like they had a handgun and an axe, and

1699
01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:32,559
Speaker 1: they lost to the dude with a sword. And there

1700
01:19:32,640 --> 01:19:36,400
Speaker 1: was two of them, black dude with the sword. Okay,

1701
01:19:36,479 --> 01:19:39,479
Speaker 1: well we only have only had the race of the

1702
01:19:39,520 --> 01:19:40,639
Speaker 1: one dude who escaped.

1703
01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:43,120
Speaker 3: So that's Christopher Roup.

1704
01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:46,240
Speaker 2: What was then.

1705
01:19:45,479 --> 01:19:50,920
Speaker 1: Escape h His name was Aaron Baeza and Roope is

1706
01:19:51,439 --> 01:19:57,880
Speaker 1: Christopher Rupe was the accomplice and he got away. And uh,

1707
01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:03,519
Speaker 1: this is in Fireba. Where's this at Fresno? So that's California, And.

1708
01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:06,280
Speaker 2: Here's to California. That's two Mexican duds. You're trying to

1709
01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:08,800
Speaker 2: rob a black dude's house. The black dude had a

1710
01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:13,479
Speaker 2: sword in there. Root, friends, now California, guys, friends, Now

1711
01:20:13,479 --> 01:20:14,679
Speaker 2: there's a lot of mess in Fresno.

1712
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:17,320
Speaker 3: Here's one more. Here's one more clue.

1713
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:22,320
Speaker 1: The sheriff always believes Rupe is with an unidentified Caucasian

1714
01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:26,160
Speaker 1: woman and a dark four in a dark green Ford.

1715
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:27,479
Speaker 3: F one fifty pickup truck.

1716
01:20:29,680 --> 01:20:30,600
Speaker 5: Still still going on.

1717
01:20:31,120 --> 01:20:31,920
Speaker 2: I'm sticking with them.

1718
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:36,080
Speaker 3: Let's check the chat room, see what they believe.

1719
01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:39,080
Speaker 4: Chat room.

1720
01:20:39,560 --> 01:20:40,479
Speaker 3: The chat room.

1721
01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:48,400
Speaker 1: Says white Duncan McLoud of the clan McCloud. That's white,

1722
01:20:48,920 --> 01:20:51,880
Speaker 1: poor coon, poor coon who bought an acts to a

1723
01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:56,439
Speaker 1: sword fight. Dad's face cricket, Uh the space cricket. Okay,

1724
01:20:56,479 --> 01:20:59,959
Speaker 1: that's black the white tea girl and I didn't identify.

1725
01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:02,600
Speaker 1: That's a w y So, I don't know what that

1726
01:21:02,720 --> 01:21:05,400
Speaker 1: why wy was? I mean white dude, I don't know.

1727
01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:11,080
Speaker 1: Uncoordinated white folks driving, driving the truck, drinking paps.

1728
01:21:13,720 --> 01:21:16,800
Speaker 5: That's just like, yeah, for no reason.

1729
01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:22,040
Speaker 3: There's no wrong reason. Yeah, they had a drink of

1730
01:21:22,040 --> 01:21:22,799
Speaker 3: a couple of paps.

1731
01:21:23,200 --> 01:21:27,799
Speaker 1: Uh. Former cast member of Cops clan member far As Whitaker,

1732
01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:30,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've seen that movie.

1733
01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:38,040
Speaker 3: But uh yeah, uh let's.

1734
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:44,479
Speaker 1: See you said, uh pigeons, you said that f one

1735
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:45,639
Speaker 1: fifty four pickup.

1736
01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:47,719
Speaker 3: G golly, that there is a cracker.

1737
01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:51,639
Speaker 1: If I ever heard one white West Virginia girl, white

1738
01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:54,559
Speaker 1: tea dude blacker than the line at foot locker when

1739
01:21:54,600 --> 01:22:01,120
Speaker 1: Jordan's dropped correct answer, he said, as the girl is white,

1740
01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:04,280
Speaker 1: the dude is blacker than the line at foot locker.

1741
01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:10,120
Speaker 1: When new Jordan's dropped the shoes the correct answer, The

1742
01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:11,080
Speaker 1: correct answer is white.

1743
01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:12,200
Speaker 3: White.

1744
01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:15,639
Speaker 1: He's a white dude. Christopher Rupe is a white dude

1745
01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:20,200
Speaker 1: that was hanging out with an axe trying to steal

1746
01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:22,960
Speaker 1: somebody and got trumped by us.

1747
01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:25,639
Speaker 2: We're trying to guess who was with the sword.

1748
01:22:26,080 --> 01:22:27,800
Speaker 3: Oh no, noah, I don't have his race.

1749
01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:28,080
Speaker 2: Man.

1750
01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:29,000
Speaker 1: I wish I did.

1751
01:22:29,479 --> 01:22:31,479
Speaker 2: See I was thinking that we were talking about who

1752
01:22:31,560 --> 01:22:32,400
Speaker 2: got home invaded?

1753
01:22:32,720 --> 01:22:37,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. Man, I gotta listen to contest clues.

1754
01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:39,640
Speaker 1: You gotta be on top of this is a serious business.

1755
01:22:41,840 --> 01:22:44,560
Speaker 2: I didn't smoke any weeds before the interview. I promised.

1756
01:22:47,640 --> 01:22:49,200
Speaker 2: Usually I have to smoke a little weed before I

1757
01:22:49,240 --> 01:22:52,680
Speaker 2: go to the after black because they you know, sometimes,

1758
01:22:52,760 --> 01:22:55,439
Speaker 2: like last week, Elon spoke so much, I had to

1759
01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:57,679
Speaker 2: every time he went to just take a breath, because

1760
01:22:57,680 --> 01:23:00,320
Speaker 2: you know how he speaks. He speaks fast time, and

1761
01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:02,640
Speaker 2: then he goes finally to take a breath. I'm like,

1762
01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:08,920
Speaker 2: susy something something, what's happening? What the fuck? Oh? It

1763
01:23:08,960 --> 01:23:11,160
Speaker 2: gets me crazy sometimes. But he's going to be at

1764
01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:13,559
Speaker 2: the roots. What's it net roots?

1765
01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:14,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, he won't.

1766
01:23:15,439 --> 01:23:15,880
Speaker 2: He won't.

1767
01:23:16,320 --> 01:23:18,479
Speaker 3: Oh, you won't be holding me back? Oh thank god,

1768
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:20,439
Speaker 3: I can't wait to hear that yeah, I'm excited.

1769
01:23:20,479 --> 01:23:23,240
Speaker 2: I'm really excited. So Aaron will be back and it'll

1770
01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:25,400
Speaker 2: just be me, Aaron and Josh, so that'll be nice.

1771
01:23:25,479 --> 01:23:26,040
Speaker 3: I can't wait.

1772
01:23:26,640 --> 01:23:29,799
Speaker 1: No Off and Aaron just let the kids play free.

1773
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:30,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I like that.

1774
01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:35,000
Speaker 2: Oh he's the best, and he is the best. I

1775
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:37,040
Speaker 2: would love to let him touch me. But you know,

1776
01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:39,479
Speaker 2: we got some stuff. You know, we have people on

1777
01:23:39,560 --> 01:23:42,120
Speaker 2: either side of it, and they're both really cool about it,

1778
01:23:42,160 --> 01:23:44,880
Speaker 2: which is weird. It gets me, doesn't get me moist, Karen,

1779
01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:47,880
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, like, oh no, I'm not

1780
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:50,120
Speaker 2: in the swinging, you know. I like, I think people

1781
01:23:50,120 --> 01:23:51,880
Speaker 2: are handsome and hot and this and that, and I

1782
01:23:51,920 --> 01:23:54,680
Speaker 2: can fantasize and all that. But once my man tells me,

1783
01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:56,439
Speaker 2: oh bring him home, you can suck them in front

1784
01:23:56,439 --> 01:23:58,920
Speaker 2: of me, I'm like, eh.

1785
01:23:58,120 --> 01:24:02,559
Speaker 1: Dry that insta fantasy that.

1786
01:24:02,640 --> 01:24:04,320
Speaker 2: Said I need to leave it. I'm like, what do

1787
01:24:04,320 --> 01:24:05,920
Speaker 2: you think is going to be hot? Me sucking this

1788
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:13,080
Speaker 2: dude looking at over his shoulder at you like I'm

1789
01:24:13,080 --> 01:24:15,560
Speaker 2: fucking somebody else. I don't look at you. You know

1790
01:24:16,479 --> 01:24:17,040
Speaker 2: what the deal was?

1791
01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:19,040
Speaker 1: See that they have and they have points for that.

1792
01:24:19,080 --> 01:24:21,240
Speaker 1: It's called cock cold. I've learned that for Capilla wording

1793
01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:26,160
Speaker 1: that too long ago. Yeah, she got an official word

1794
01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:32,080
Speaker 1: of everything. Yes, here's another guest the race, Cheryl boot

1795
01:24:32,080 --> 01:24:33,080
Speaker 1: Camp boot Champ.

1796
01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:35,320
Speaker 3: Oh know how you pronounced this? Champ bow Champ, Oh

1797
01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:35,840
Speaker 3: bow champ.

1798
01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:41,519
Speaker 1: Cheryl Bowchamp allegedly pooped in someone's yard and swim naked

1799
01:24:41,560 --> 01:24:42,120
Speaker 1: in their pool.

1800
01:24:42,280 --> 01:24:46,559
Speaker 3: Oh my, a Florida woman. Oh Florida.

1801
01:24:46,720 --> 01:24:47,679
Speaker 1: Wow, Florida.

1802
01:24:47,960 --> 01:24:49,360
Speaker 2: Of course, Florida, Florida.

1803
01:24:49,640 --> 01:24:52,200
Speaker 3: Where else would it be a woman was?

1804
01:24:52,360 --> 01:24:54,639
Speaker 1: She was arrested at the allegedly pooping in a man's

1805
01:24:54,680 --> 01:24:57,880
Speaker 1: backyard and then took a skinny dip in his pool.

1806
01:24:58,280 --> 01:25:01,479
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I bet she didn't even white. Cheryl broke it?

1807
01:25:01,720 --> 01:25:03,479
Speaker 1: She didn't, and she did. It was on the grass.

1808
01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:07,000
Speaker 1: She's thirty five. She was detained Thursday in charge of burglary,

1809
01:25:07,400 --> 01:25:10,160
Speaker 1: according to the county shars like what does she steal?

1810
01:25:10,240 --> 01:25:12,559
Speaker 3: Though? That didn't sound like stealing. That sounds like who

1811
01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:14,000
Speaker 3: knows something else?

1812
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:16,880
Speaker 2: Then she PopEd it out.

1813
01:25:18,439 --> 01:25:22,559
Speaker 3: She's like, I didn't, I didn't steal. I deposited. I

1814
01:25:22,640 --> 01:25:23,760
Speaker 3: gave you something, sir.

1815
01:25:24,160 --> 01:25:26,439
Speaker 1: That's a great manure for this grass. What are we

1816
01:25:26,479 --> 01:25:27,200
Speaker 1: talking about here?

1817
01:25:27,280 --> 01:25:27,479
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1818
01:25:27,560 --> 01:25:29,920
Speaker 3: You gonna thank me, you're welcome, by the way.

1819
01:25:30,240 --> 01:25:34,439
Speaker 2: Uh well, because she cooped on the lawn and she

1820
01:25:34,439 --> 01:25:36,680
Speaker 2: took a swim naked, it sounds a lot like my mother.

1821
01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:38,320
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say, lady.

1822
01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:42,240
Speaker 1: All right calling it early. Let me go check the

1823
01:25:42,320 --> 01:25:44,400
Speaker 1: chat and see what they believe the race is. She

1824
01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:47,200
Speaker 1: can swim and say she can swim white.

1825
01:25:47,400 --> 01:25:50,760
Speaker 2: Aw, I can't swim.

1826
01:25:52,240 --> 01:25:54,960
Speaker 1: White as the crack rob Ford was smoking. One whose

1827
01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:56,920
Speaker 1: feces smelled like cinnamon and gum drops.

1828
01:25:56,960 --> 01:25:59,120
Speaker 3: White. I don't think that's true, sir, And you did

1829
01:25:59,200 --> 01:25:59,719
Speaker 3: some research.

1830
01:26:00,040 --> 01:26:02,360
Speaker 1: One who enjoys the comfortable evening with that pet pig

1831
01:26:02,439 --> 01:26:10,000
Speaker 1: named Baron von spork white, Oh, Nancy Botwin, cut punt

1832
01:26:10,040 --> 01:26:13,880
Speaker 1: cunt punt white, Elliott Stadler's daughter white or crack rock

1833
01:26:13,920 --> 01:26:18,759
Speaker 1: white Caucasian white trash. Sounds like an above ground pool

1834
01:26:18,920 --> 01:26:24,240
Speaker 1: team mom Porno star meth or white Wow, Goldielocks, goldielocks

1835
01:26:24,280 --> 01:26:26,280
Speaker 1: on bad salts, fuck.

1836
01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:33,200
Speaker 10: A bed, She's swimmybody, wizite and Egg.

1837
01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:37,280
Speaker 1: That is a new one. Egg surprised it takes so long. Really,

1838
01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:40,080
Speaker 1: I'm really I'm almost ashamed. It took us four hundred

1839
01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:43,040
Speaker 1: and seventy something episodes to get Yeah, but the correct

1840
01:26:43,080 --> 01:26:46,080
Speaker 1: answer is white. Everybody got around you own that one.

1841
01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:47,160
Speaker 1: You sniffed that one out?

1842
01:26:47,400 --> 01:26:48,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can tell.

1843
01:26:48,360 --> 01:26:48,559
Speaker 2: Man.

1844
01:26:48,760 --> 01:26:50,400
Speaker 3: As soon as I start saying.

1845
01:26:50,120 --> 01:26:52,640
Speaker 1: She took that crab, Jess was like, stop the story.

1846
01:26:53,840 --> 01:26:58,960
Speaker 1: An Oregon woman like, my mom, Well now you see.

1847
01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:01,320
Speaker 1: Now you gotta reminder call your mom. Call your mom.

1848
01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:04,479
Speaker 3: Check everything's okay.

1849
01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:06,960
Speaker 1: The black guy who tests we bring people together, Jess,

1850
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:09,560
Speaker 1: what that's what we want to do whole shows to

1851
01:27:09,640 --> 01:27:10,040
Speaker 1: remind you.

1852
01:27:10,040 --> 01:27:10,519
Speaker 3: Give the mom.

1853
01:27:10,640 --> 01:27:13,280
Speaker 1: Call everyone in the audience. If that story reminds you

1854
01:27:13,320 --> 01:27:19,400
Speaker 1: of your mom, give her a call tomorrow. Okay, guys, yeah,

1855
01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:20,519
Speaker 1: call her.

1856
01:27:20,920 --> 01:27:22,479
Speaker 3: Call and be like, get the fuck out the pool.

1857
01:27:22,520 --> 01:27:22,720
Speaker 1: Mom.

1858
01:27:22,760 --> 01:27:23,680
Speaker 3: They come in and come in.

1859
01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:28,800
Speaker 1: They know about you.

1860
01:27:29,680 --> 01:27:32,040
Speaker 3: You's a leaf or something. Jesus, rub it out of

1861
01:27:32,040 --> 01:27:35,960
Speaker 3: the ground. Here's a story out of Oregon.

1862
01:27:36,760 --> 01:27:40,040
Speaker 1: A woman in Warrington was arrested Thursday after she texted

1863
01:27:40,040 --> 01:27:42,599
Speaker 1: a police officer and offered to sell him drugs.

1864
01:27:44,520 --> 01:27:47,679
Speaker 3: Just police officers are just so not cool, man, be cool?

1865
01:27:48,760 --> 01:27:49,040
Speaker 2: Wow?

1866
01:27:50,160 --> 01:27:52,479
Speaker 1: Was he off duty? I don't know, He's just getting

1867
01:27:52,479 --> 01:27:54,320
Speaker 1: a text like, hey man, you want some weeds? Like,

1868
01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:57,759
Speaker 1: let me put on my badge and good rest your ass.

1869
01:27:57,840 --> 01:28:01,759
Speaker 1: Right just about just before three pm, Officer Ray Ayers

1870
01:28:02,160 --> 01:28:04,839
Speaker 1: turned on his department issued cell phone as he started

1871
01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:05,760
Speaker 1: his ship for the day.

1872
01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:07,040
Speaker 3: He immediately got.

1873
01:28:06,880 --> 01:28:09,559
Speaker 1: A text in the voicemail from a woman calling herself Diana,

1874
01:28:10,200 --> 01:28:13,479
Speaker 1: saying that she had some stuff for him. Oh step,

1875
01:28:15,400 --> 01:28:16,880
Speaker 1: I bet he thought it was pussy. That's why he

1876
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:18,880
Speaker 1: arrested her. He thoughts getting some pussy and he showed up.

1877
01:28:18,960 --> 01:28:23,679
Speaker 1: Was like drugs, bit you under arrest? What drugs gotta

1878
01:28:23,680 --> 01:28:24,679
Speaker 1: do about dick? Nothing?

1879
01:28:25,880 --> 01:28:28,559
Speaker 3: I drove over here with my dick hard for half hour.

1880
01:28:28,520 --> 01:28:31,320
Speaker 1: On no and I don't even get it. Suck no right.

1881
01:28:31,479 --> 01:28:33,719
Speaker 1: Ayers thought the message could be a joke, but decided

1882
01:28:33,720 --> 01:28:35,599
Speaker 1: to play along. He continued to text back and forth

1883
01:28:35,640 --> 01:28:38,320
Speaker 1: with Diana to find out what kind of drugs she

1884
01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:40,960
Speaker 1: had and how much they cost. He eventually agreed to

1885
01:28:40,960 --> 01:28:44,479
Speaker 1: meet with her. They agreed to meet at the Warrington

1886
01:28:44,560 --> 01:28:48,040
Speaker 1: fred Meyer and do the deal. Ayers, along with another

1887
01:28:48,240 --> 01:28:51,479
Speaker 1: officer and two deputies, met up with forty eight year

1888
01:28:51,520 --> 01:28:53,560
Speaker 1: old Diana Cochrane from Longview.

1889
01:28:53,600 --> 01:28:56,240
Speaker 3: He about the whole crew at two forty five am

1890
01:28:56,320 --> 01:28:57,000
Speaker 3: on Friday.

1891
01:28:57,320 --> 01:29:00,400
Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, I wonder why she didn't just see four

1892
01:29:00,400 --> 01:29:01,400
Speaker 1: people and turn around.

1893
01:29:03,360 --> 01:29:04,640
Speaker 3: I was just said Cochrane.

1894
01:29:04,640 --> 01:29:09,560
Speaker 1: Was searched and found to have methamphetamine, marijuana, prescription drugs,

1895
01:29:09,560 --> 01:29:13,760
Speaker 1: and drug paraphernalia, so well damn she had everything. You

1896
01:29:13,960 --> 01:29:16,880
Speaker 1: know what I like is that sports team stuff is

1897
01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:20,240
Speaker 1: called sports paraphernalia. So when people say drug parapherealia, is

1898
01:29:20,240 --> 01:29:21,439
Speaker 1: always like go drugs.

1899
01:29:21,560 --> 01:29:25,240
Speaker 3: Yay, we number one heroin.

1900
01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:29,400
Speaker 2: White lady. I'm gonna say, white.

1901
01:29:29,240 --> 01:29:36,559
Speaker 1: Lady organ Yeah, let's check the chat. What they believe

1902
01:29:37,160 --> 01:29:40,760
Speaker 1: the the drug paraphernalia, drug.

1903
01:29:40,520 --> 01:29:44,200
Speaker 2: Para, weed, prescription tells.

1904
01:29:44,560 --> 01:29:48,880
Speaker 1: She's like, go drugs, go drugs unless they played on

1905
01:29:48,920 --> 01:29:54,120
Speaker 1: the Oregon Ducks. They are white wiz naive. Someone's been

1906
01:29:54,160 --> 01:29:58,400
Speaker 1: watching Love and Hip Hop white white. Uh, she watches

1907
01:29:58,439 --> 01:30:01,599
Speaker 1: too much Law and Order s VU, where the cops

1908
01:30:01,640 --> 01:30:03,519
Speaker 1: only care about the rapes and ignore the drugs.

1909
01:30:03,560 --> 01:30:03,960
Speaker 3: White.

1910
01:30:04,200 --> 01:30:09,360
Speaker 1: Oh lord orgon white. Oh oh she white. She kept texting,

1911
01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:18,240
Speaker 1: that's that's June hazel nut colored, chimpanzee meth. That's rich

1912
01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:21,360
Speaker 1: name has cock in it. Cock is a white name

1913
01:30:21,760 --> 01:30:25,800
Speaker 1: for dick. So she's white. Oh. I love the way

1914
01:30:25,880 --> 01:30:28,960
Speaker 1: they need to doce that ship like fucking Sherlock Holmes

1915
01:30:28,960 --> 01:30:32,040
Speaker 1: and some shit. It has cocking. It obviously is a

1916
01:30:32,040 --> 01:30:35,120
Speaker 1: white lady. No there's no Uh, there's no black people

1917
01:30:35,160 --> 01:30:42,000
Speaker 1: with cocking their name. Oregon Trail killed all the Native Americans.

1918
01:30:40,600 --> 01:30:43,240
Speaker 3: Right, exactly, there's so many there.

1919
01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:45,760
Speaker 1: There's gotta be at least a dozen wood cocks or

1920
01:30:45,800 --> 01:30:47,080
Speaker 1: some ship whatever.

1921
01:30:47,760 --> 01:30:47,920
Speaker 4: Uh.

1922
01:30:48,120 --> 01:30:51,560
Speaker 1: Oregon Trail killed all the Native Americans with small smallpox.

1923
01:30:51,600 --> 01:30:55,080
Speaker 3: White milk, meth, white milk.

1924
01:30:55,600 --> 01:30:58,320
Speaker 1: She definitely told his mom, shut the fuck up, bitch,

1925
01:30:58,320 --> 01:31:01,719
Speaker 1: I hate you on several times, several occasions, while wearing

1926
01:31:01,760 --> 01:31:04,759
Speaker 1: a pair of neon green flip flops. I'm assuming that's white,

1927
01:31:04,760 --> 01:31:05,439
Speaker 1: white lord.

1928
01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:10,840
Speaker 3: Black women who need drug money to turn turn in.

1929
01:31:10,880 --> 01:31:14,679
Speaker 1: The name is mom white. Etomology of the name. Okay, Mike,

1930
01:31:14,720 --> 01:31:17,599
Speaker 1: we got it. Nice breakdown, Yep, good job. Nope, the

1931
01:31:17,600 --> 01:31:19,960
Speaker 1: correct answer is white.

1932
01:31:20,640 --> 01:31:21,679
Speaker 3: She was a white lady.

1933
01:31:21,800 --> 01:31:22,200
Speaker 1: All right.

1934
01:31:22,760 --> 01:31:25,240
Speaker 3: Now, this is the last story, and we're.

1935
01:31:25,080 --> 01:31:28,000
Speaker 2: Gonnae yeah, it was.

1936
01:31:28,040 --> 01:31:32,920
Speaker 1: This the last story. Now Jess only missed one. We're

1937
01:31:32,920 --> 01:31:36,600
Speaker 1: gonna give her double double on the last story of

1938
01:31:36,600 --> 01:31:41,800
Speaker 1: the day. So Coluck Jos angered that her boyfriend would

1939
01:31:41,840 --> 01:31:46,759
Speaker 1: not stop singing that catchy thrift shop song by Macaelmore

1940
01:31:46,800 --> 01:31:51,080
Speaker 1: and Ryan Lewis. A Colorado woman allegedly choked and pushed

1941
01:31:51,120 --> 01:31:52,960
Speaker 1: her boyfriend during the confrontation.

1942
01:31:53,080 --> 01:31:54,880
Speaker 3: Late Saturday, oh step.

1943
01:31:54,960 --> 01:31:59,479
Speaker 1: Samantha Mawson, twenty three, was arrested by Longmont Police Department

1944
01:31:59,520 --> 01:32:02,400
Speaker 1: for her ras and domestic violence, according to Bolder County

1945
01:32:02,400 --> 01:32:05,840
Speaker 1: Sheriff's booking sheet. According to the police support, Mouson and

1946
01:32:05,920 --> 01:32:10,439
Speaker 1: her boyfriend Lars Hanson, who celebrated his twenty sixth birthday Saturday,

1947
01:32:10,520 --> 01:32:12,840
Speaker 1: were both in the reddit when officers arrived at the

1948
01:32:12,840 --> 01:32:16,679
Speaker 1: apartment around midnight. Marson, a certified nursing assistant, told cops

1949
01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:18,840
Speaker 1: that the couple had been fighting all evening over the

1950
01:32:18,840 --> 01:32:22,439
Speaker 1: fact that Hanson accused Mawson of consuming all the alcohol

1951
01:32:22,520 --> 01:32:25,760
Speaker 1: in the house. After Marson briefly left the residence, she

1952
01:32:25,800 --> 01:32:30,080
Speaker 1: returned and began listening to Macamore's song thrift Shot, which

1953
01:32:30,160 --> 01:32:33,880
Speaker 1: Hanson was singing while laying on the couch. Molson, pictured

1954
01:32:33,880 --> 01:32:36,559
Speaker 1: in the bob Muck shot, told the cops that Hanson

1955
01:32:37,040 --> 01:32:39,840
Speaker 1: sang the lyrics over and over and that she asked

1956
01:32:39,880 --> 01:32:44,479
Speaker 1: him to stop twenty five times before the fractice began. Ha,

1957
01:32:45,479 --> 01:32:49,400
Speaker 1: he just annoyed me, she said. She also reportedly confessed

1958
01:32:49,479 --> 01:32:52,480
Speaker 1: I grabbed him around the throat. I did it for intimidation.

1959
01:32:53,479 --> 01:32:57,639
Speaker 1: She's free on bond right now, So that's cool.

1960
01:32:58,439 --> 01:33:00,519
Speaker 2: And u uh huh.

1961
01:33:00,600 --> 01:33:04,080
Speaker 1: She she does not like McLamore's facebook page on Facebook.

1962
01:33:04,080 --> 01:33:05,760
Speaker 1: I don't know why that's in an article, but it is.

1963
01:33:06,840 --> 01:33:10,960
Speaker 1: So guess the race of missus mouson boyfriend choker.

1964
01:33:12,320 --> 01:33:15,720
Speaker 2: Okay, now I'm gonna have to admit something here. We're

1965
01:33:15,720 --> 01:33:19,040
Speaker 2: all family and we're close, so I can admit this too.

1966
01:33:20,320 --> 01:33:25,120
Speaker 2: I have had an incident similar to in my life

1967
01:33:25,720 --> 01:33:29,880
Speaker 2: where I was the girl, and this incident was not

1968
01:33:30,000 --> 01:33:33,320
Speaker 2: the same song. Maybe there was not a song involved,

1969
01:33:33,520 --> 01:33:37,040
Speaker 2: but this kind of situation now here's I want to

1970
01:33:37,080 --> 01:33:39,840
Speaker 2: say that she's a white girl. But then you gave

1971
01:33:39,920 --> 01:33:43,320
Speaker 2: me that detailed about her being a nurse's assistant, and

1972
01:33:43,360 --> 01:33:45,679
Speaker 2: I got a little and it got a little uh

1973
01:33:45,880 --> 01:33:47,680
Speaker 2: shady for me. But then we went back and the

1974
01:33:47,800 --> 01:33:56,080
Speaker 2: boyfriend's name is Lars, right, and she's out already.

1975
01:33:56,360 --> 01:34:01,479
Speaker 3: Yep, she's out. I'm gonna okay.

1976
01:34:01,520 --> 01:34:06,680
Speaker 1: I like Colorado, Colorado, Yes, Colorado. I like your deductive reasoning. Man,

1977
01:34:06,800 --> 01:34:13,920
Speaker 1: I can't I can't fault it. Well, check the chat room,

1978
01:34:14,080 --> 01:34:16,759
Speaker 1: they said. Now we all know if this dude was black,

1979
01:34:17,080 --> 01:34:18,479
Speaker 1: he would have had butted that chick.

1980
01:34:18,560 --> 01:34:19,120
Speaker 3: She's white.

1981
01:34:19,640 --> 01:34:25,040
Speaker 1: Oh lord, everybody is better on a rich cracker, says

1982
01:34:25,840 --> 01:34:32,800
Speaker 1: uh creation, says Sparja. She counted black, says Dexter. So

1983
01:34:32,840 --> 01:34:34,240
Speaker 1: he thinks counting as a black thing.

1984
01:34:34,560 --> 01:34:37,799
Speaker 2: I told you twenty five times.

1985
01:34:38,280 --> 01:34:40,439
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I didn't know that was attributed to

1986
01:34:40,439 --> 01:34:42,479
Speaker 3: a race, but I like that. I like these thinking

1987
01:34:44,160 --> 01:34:44,960
Speaker 3: they sweetish.

1988
01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:50,240
Speaker 1: I guess that's white, be nasty, hispanic baby powder, white white,

1989
01:34:51,479 --> 01:34:55,920
Speaker 1: Mike Krzewski's favorite player black light skin and can chick

1990
01:34:56,000 --> 01:34:58,599
Speaker 1: and can choke very well. All right, it's a little

1991
01:34:58,680 --> 01:35:02,360
Speaker 1: duke basketball humor saltee. She's free on bond. This one

1992
01:35:02,400 --> 01:35:05,639
Speaker 1: is easy, y'all. Black of the black black coonterrific black

1993
01:35:06,840 --> 01:35:09,400
Speaker 1: one guy only got twenty dollars in my pocket for

1994
01:35:09,439 --> 01:35:10,879
Speaker 1: beer white lars.

1995
01:35:11,200 --> 01:35:13,400
Speaker 3: Come on, buddy, I like that one. I know what

1996
01:35:13,439 --> 01:35:18,519
Speaker 3: you mean. Wait, she's out of she's out on bond.

1997
01:35:18,600 --> 01:35:19,480
Speaker 3: White motherfucker.

1998
01:35:20,040 --> 01:35:23,559
Speaker 1: The one white girl at Big Booty Judy's graduation party

1999
01:35:23,560 --> 01:35:26,719
Speaker 1: in atl And Rapists of Mother Africa. The correct answer

2000
01:35:26,920 --> 01:35:30,640
Speaker 1: is white. Yes, Jesswood got it.

2001
01:35:30,880 --> 01:35:34,479
Speaker 3: What you get our undying love and effect.

2002
01:35:34,520 --> 01:35:36,880
Speaker 1: She got double the points and you get put in

2003
01:35:36,880 --> 01:35:39,599
Speaker 1: the running with all the other people that uh, you know,

2004
01:35:40,160 --> 01:35:41,360
Speaker 1: you did great, got a lot.

2005
01:35:41,439 --> 01:35:43,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is your first time on the show. I'm

2006
01:35:43,479 --> 01:35:50,719
Speaker 3: I'm proud of jess Wood. Welcome home, thang same to you.

2007
01:35:51,640 --> 01:35:54,320
Speaker 1: Make sure you guys check out djesswood dot com.

2008
01:35:54,600 --> 01:35:56,680
Speaker 3: Make sure you check out on YouTube. Makes you check

2009
01:35:56,680 --> 01:35:57,280
Speaker 3: out get.

2010
01:35:57,120 --> 01:35:59,960
Speaker 1: Wood, check out on After Black, makesure you check out

2011
01:36:00,040 --> 01:36:00,720
Speaker 1: don't after Black.

2012
01:36:00,840 --> 01:36:01,840
Speaker 3: Just check out jess Willie.

2013
01:36:02,160 --> 01:36:06,000
Speaker 1: Check out her Twitter profile. She's wearing a fur coat

2014
01:36:06,320 --> 01:36:07,800
Speaker 1: and smashing her titties together.

2015
01:36:08,320 --> 01:36:09,559
Speaker 3: You can disrespect that.

2016
01:36:10,520 --> 01:36:14,559
Speaker 5: Nobody you want to titt shaking these days because Elion

2017
01:36:14,640 --> 01:36:15,160
Speaker 5: cut us down.

2018
01:36:15,200 --> 01:36:17,519
Speaker 2: We used to be two days a week, now only

2019
01:36:17,560 --> 01:36:19,559
Speaker 2: once a week for After Black. So I had to

2020
01:36:19,600 --> 01:36:21,800
Speaker 2: do something for the fans that were wanting me more.

2021
01:36:22,200 --> 01:36:23,920
Speaker 2: So I made a little video. I'm making a two

2022
01:36:23,920 --> 01:36:26,920
Speaker 2: minute video every week on something that I love. This

2023
01:36:27,080 --> 01:36:28,839
Speaker 2: week it was from my Auntie. It was her birthday,

2024
01:36:28,880 --> 01:36:30,719
Speaker 2: so I did a shout out. She's a big stoner.

2025
01:36:30,760 --> 01:36:33,280
Speaker 2: I had a couple of jokes for her week before

2026
01:36:33,320 --> 01:36:35,680
Speaker 2: I did Clatorious so wearing this week, which Karen and I,

2027
01:36:35,720 --> 01:36:39,080
Speaker 2: of course are always are celebrating every day of the year.

2028
01:36:39,400 --> 01:36:44,280
Speaker 2: Latorious and I forget what the first oh, the first

2029
01:36:44,280 --> 01:36:46,680
Speaker 2: one was about plan B. So every week I'm making

2030
01:36:46,760 --> 01:36:48,880
Speaker 2: new little web video for everybody who misses me, and

2031
01:36:48,880 --> 01:36:50,680
Speaker 2: I shake the titties around the act the fool, and

2032
01:36:50,920 --> 01:36:52,040
Speaker 2: you know, try to give you a love.

2033
01:36:52,400 --> 01:36:53,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, God, go check it out.

2034
01:36:53,760 --> 01:36:53,960
Speaker 2: Man.

2035
01:36:54,040 --> 01:36:56,719
Speaker 1: She won't have sex to you in front of her boyfriend,

2036
01:36:56,720 --> 01:36:57,920
Speaker 1: but she will shake the titties.

2037
01:36:57,960 --> 01:36:58,880
Speaker 3: And I respect that.

2038
01:36:59,120 --> 01:37:01,800
Speaker 1: I do too, good too, And me and her on

2039
01:37:01,840 --> 01:37:05,400
Speaker 1: the same motto, there's nothing wrong with titties and ass

2040
01:37:05,439 --> 01:37:07,280
Speaker 1: exactly exactly that's right.

2041
01:37:07,360 --> 01:37:09,960
Speaker 2: And and remember, don't never suck a dick that you

2042
01:37:10,000 --> 01:37:12,479
Speaker 2: don't like. Don't never look at push that you don't like.

2043
01:37:13,000 --> 01:37:13,679
Speaker 3: That's the truth.

2044
01:37:17,120 --> 01:37:19,240
Speaker 2: I want you in there, but you know, if you

2045
01:37:19,320 --> 01:37:21,559
Speaker 2: if you're fucking forced, that's some bullshit.

2046
01:37:21,720 --> 01:37:24,000
Speaker 3: Exactly, I agree, Man, don't compromise.

2047
01:37:24,200 --> 01:37:28,000
Speaker 2: Remember the neck. Let's remember the neck everybody. If nothing else.

2048
01:37:28,360 --> 01:37:31,640
Speaker 1: All my fellow Naples out there, man, you got a

2049
01:37:31,640 --> 01:37:34,320
Speaker 1: friend to me? Okay, they like that ship. It was

2050
01:37:34,360 --> 01:37:37,559
Speaker 1: just asking for it, all right, guys. So also, uh,

2051
01:37:37,680 --> 01:37:39,960
Speaker 1: don't forget the sponsor for the shows. Adam and Eve

2052
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2053
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2054
01:37:45,160 --> 01:37:47,439
Speaker 3: Give me that tattoo. We are dangerously closed.

2055
01:37:47,479 --> 01:37:50,639
Speaker 1: I'm gonna actually put out a blog post updating everybody

2056
01:37:50,680 --> 01:37:51,799
Speaker 1: in the next couple of days.

2057
01:37:51,880 --> 01:37:53,719
Speaker 3: And you know, keeping.

2058
01:37:53,560 --> 01:37:56,280
Speaker 1: Joining these side shows, h the spin off shows, because

2059
01:37:56,840 --> 01:37:59,840
Speaker 1: they're getting pretty good. Man, So make you guys do

2060
01:38:00,080 --> 01:38:04,040
Speaker 1: that stuff. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Until then, I

2061
01:38:04,120 --> 01:38:05,360
Speaker 1: love you.