1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,280 Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor from MTV's Jackass the movie 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:06,480 Speaker 1: Steve oh May first through the third. Tickets are available 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:09,320 Speaker 1: at Parlor Live dot com or call four two five 4 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:19,680 Speaker 1: two eight nine seven thousand. It's another on the twenty. Hi, 5 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 1: this is Riley. Hey, what's up? Riley? This is Donald. 6 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:24,840 Speaker 1: I worked down in the IT department. How's it going? 7 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:28,960 Speaker 1: Pretty good? How are you good? So you're new here? 8 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 1: Huh yeah? Yeah, first week? Awesome? Foth So what's up? So? 9 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:38,840 Speaker 1: What's up? Uh? Just kind of settling in. I got 10 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 1: I think my passwords are all set. I got my 11 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:44,040 Speaker 1: email set up, so everything's good. Yeah, that's cool. I'm 12 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 1: just hanging down out here with all these idiots and nube. 13 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 1: It's a bunch of dorks down here in the IT department, 14 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:59,680 Speaker 1: you know. Oh yeah, yeah you bid? So? Hey, have 15 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:04,960 Speaker 1: you jail from Thales yet? Um? Maybe I've met a 16 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,679 Speaker 1: metal people, but I don't know if she's she's like 17 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:12,320 Speaker 1: the hottest flut in the office. Oh yeah, what, she's 18 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:16,520 Speaker 1: like the hottest flut in the office. Like like, there's 19 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:18,200 Speaker 1: a lot of hot fluts in here, but she's like 20 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 1: the hottest one. Oh uh yeah. Do you want to 21 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:27,760 Speaker 1: meet her? Um, I'll keep a lying out for no, 22 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 1: because I could totally introduce you, and I bet you'd 23 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:33,440 Speaker 1: be like hitting the skins by like like two o'clock 24 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:35,399 Speaker 1: this afternoon. You're probably be doing her in the in 25 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:40,080 Speaker 1: the break room. Yeah, No, that's cool, man. I don't 26 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:42,640 Speaker 1: think you should talk like that on the phone at 27 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:45,240 Speaker 1: work someone that you's this meeting. Yeah, but you haven't 28 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 1: seen her yet. If you saw her, you'd like, yeah, 29 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:52,800 Speaker 1: I see you the flut. I generally don't think that 30 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 1: way about people. Did you need something like it wise 31 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 1: with me? Well? No, it is this calm because I 32 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,640 Speaker 1: know you're new and stuff. You probably don't know a 33 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:02,160 Speaker 1: lot of people here at the office, though, I just 34 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:06,280 Speaker 1: call and introduce myself. Cool man, Thanks, Maybe i'll see 35 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 1: you around. So, hey, you want to come down here 36 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 1: at lunchtime and maybe Cruth for the math. No, No, 37 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:15,640 Speaker 1: I'm good for lunch, you know because like listen, like 38 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:18,600 Speaker 1: everybody cleared out in the I T department and then 39 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,800 Speaker 1: you and I could just watch some porno together, like 40 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:25,200 Speaker 1: some hardcore stuff I got, like you used to see 41 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 1: what I got on my computer. Listen, Hey, Donald, you 42 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 1: shouldn't talk this way. No, it's cool. Because like all 43 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,519 Speaker 1: my files are encoded, though they'd never be able to 44 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:38,639 Speaker 1: find it. It's not cool because I don't really appreciate 45 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:41,240 Speaker 1: it myself. So you're not into chicks or something? Like? 46 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:44,760 Speaker 1: What is it? What? Yeah? Like you don't like chicks? 47 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:49,079 Speaker 1: What the no? What are you talking about? If you 48 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:50,960 Speaker 1: don't like? I got all kinds of porn down here 49 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,680 Speaker 1: on my computer we could watch. There's all kinds of stuff. 50 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,000 Speaker 1: I don't understand what the matter is. I'm just trying 51 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 1: to be friendly and like, you know, get to know 52 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 1: you and stuff. We'll get to know each other as 53 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 1: time to do. But I'm not just gonna like go 54 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,960 Speaker 1: down and watch porn with you on my second day 55 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 1: of work. You realize that I can get into your email, right, 56 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,680 Speaker 1: I guess I'm gonna hack into your email and then 57 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:19,640 Speaker 1: find our boss pick from your account. You're actually gonna 58 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:23,359 Speaker 1: send a pick, yeah, from my email? Yes, I'm gonna 59 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,360 Speaker 1: send our boss go down and watch porn with you 60 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,919 Speaker 1: on my lunch break. That's exactly why I'm gonna find 61 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:31,240 Speaker 1: our boss from your account. Where are you gonna get 62 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:37,400 Speaker 1: the pictures? I'm gonna take it myself. You're gonna take 63 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,120 Speaker 1: a picture of your own and then send it to 64 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 1: the boss. Yeah, that's that's exactly what I'm gonna do. 65 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,120 Speaker 1: I'm gonna send our boss the picture of my your 66 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:49,160 Speaker 1: email account. You do that before? Before I let you go, 67 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:51,760 Speaker 1: I have to tell you something. Oh you do? Yeah? 68 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,080 Speaker 1: What's this one? Well, I need to tell you that 69 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:56,680 Speaker 1: it is actually double from Moving ninety two point five. 70 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:01,000 Speaker 1: It's what This is actually Jubile from Brook and Jewel 71 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,960 Speaker 1: in the morning, I'm Moving ninety two point five doing 72 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:09,720 Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. This is a prank phone call. Yeah, 73 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 1: your buddy Andrew set you up. He said you started 74 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,080 Speaker 1: a new job and wanted to mess with you. Oh 75 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,840 Speaker 1: my god. But if you still want to watch porn 76 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,400 Speaker 1: on our lunch break, we can do that. Can't wait? 77 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 1: Because yeah, because actually that would be pretty cool to 78 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:26,960 Speaker 1: do week up every morning with Jewel phone taps weekday 79 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:30,320 Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties, I'm moving ninety two point five.