WEBVTT - EPISODE 4 - Big Strong Doll

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<v Speaker 1>Tampon Rock is a production of Anthem Entertainment and I

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<v Speaker 1>Heart Radio. Welcome to Tampon Rock, Tampon We Don't want to.

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<v Speaker 1>Previously Tampon Rock, Chloe and Asia pick up the Couch

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<v Speaker 1>from Cougar Amarilla's Deja joins Tender and that came byes

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<v Speaker 1>Asia to do a solo show killing It. Oh look,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're doing a dating show. Okay, let me

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<v Speaker 1>just hold on, let me just you're switching gears and

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<v Speaker 1>we're backed with another episode of Deja dates women from Tender.

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<v Speaker 1>As she battles against our current shows. In love her gina,

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<v Speaker 1>Deja sees how many people she can date at the

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<v Speaker 1>same time. That's right. Now, let's take a look at

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<v Speaker 1>our first contestant, Chastity. Chastity hails from down the street.

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<v Speaker 1>The only things listed in her dating profile are peace,

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<v Speaker 1>love and praying mantis. Well, we're gonna find out what

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<v Speaker 1>that means. So, Chastity, that's a cool name. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I get called Deja Vu, So I'm sure you

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<v Speaker 1>get called Chastity. Build right, I mean, Cassidy is actually

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<v Speaker 1>my chosen name. It represents my commitment to Christ, our

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<v Speaker 1>Lord and Xavior. Speaking of Christ have you been saved? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Next this round, we have graph fite Onyx. Is that correct?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I reading that right? Is that her name or

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<v Speaker 1>a writing utensil? Brio indicates she's a witch in the

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<v Speaker 1>sheets and a bitch in the streets. Can't wait to

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<v Speaker 1>hear more from graphitonics. And oh I love her cake?

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<v Speaker 1>So I like your What would you call that a caper?

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a cape, it's a warlock cloak. Okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>This next profile seems pretty normal. She likes cheese and

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<v Speaker 1>more cheese, nothing but the cheese, so help her God.

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<v Speaker 1>Because she's also actually intolerant. No, that's my kind of girl, Titto.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I got my fingers crossed for this one.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's bring out Angie until next time, Folks.

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<v Speaker 1>Angie her uper is more point nine because she's Angie.

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<v Speaker 1>She wears but doesn't talk about against, and she says

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<v Speaker 1>sorry to people who actually in her way. She's Angie.

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<v Speaker 1>She always as snacking a curse because she's Angie, and

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<v Speaker 1>also because she has a little butcher. Thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>getting these, Yeah, no problem, I'll get the next one. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>so we should probably cheers, right, cheers cheers to getting

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<v Speaker 1>into someone new. Alright, perfect, let's lock arms, lock arms

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<v Speaker 1>and six shots. Yeah, it's customary. Is it where Poland? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you from Poland? No? I'm from Jersey, but I

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<v Speaker 1>just spent like a month in Poland. And honestly, this

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<v Speaker 1>was my biggest takeaway. That sounds about right. Okay, let's

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<v Speaker 1>let's lock arms. Oh, this tequila is a very smooth right. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>you know this is the fifth time you've checked your

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<v Speaker 1>phone since you sat down. Sorry, okay, let me turn

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<v Speaker 1>it off. It's it's nothing, I mean, if you have

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<v Speaker 1>to go, no worries, we can reschedule. No, No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's just my roommate. Well, she's really my best friend.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a long story. We don't have to go into

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<v Speaker 1>it right now. I'm just too bad because now I

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<v Speaker 1>am interested what is going on? I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>I should talk about it. Actually, look, I have my

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<v Speaker 1>own place now, so I miss roommate drama, give it

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<v Speaker 1>to me please. Well okay if you insist, um, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>It all started when I thought Chloe, my best friend

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<v Speaker 1>slash roommate, was sleeping with this girl. I like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>the drama. No she didn't though, she she didn't do it,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was just like a big misunderstanding. But then

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<v Speaker 1>that led to us not really talking and we're also

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<v Speaker 1>in this band together, and now that's just getting all complicated.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm kind of in this place. So you play music, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I do, what kind of music? I guess that's a

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<v Speaker 1>part of the issue right now. It's a band kind

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<v Speaker 1>of feels like her band, so it's kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>a Tegan and saravibe. Yeah, and you don't really seem

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<v Speaker 1>like a Tegan and Sarah kind of girl. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>the problem. Just I feel like Chloe wants to be

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<v Speaker 1>Taken and Sarah. I mean, if it were up to me,

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<v Speaker 1>i'ld be making something else like what um like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I love music that has an alternative electronic and R

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<v Speaker 1>and B field Okay, so basically not taken and stand right. Recently,

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<v Speaker 1>we played this gig and it was going it was bad.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, I ended up putting on one of my

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<v Speaker 1>songs and the crowd like loved it, like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>that's amazing. Yeah. But then I got asked to do

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<v Speaker 1>this solo show and that's so exciting. Why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>sound excited, all right? Because Chloe don't it's hard. It's

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<v Speaker 1>it's hard for me to feel excited about it because

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<v Speaker 1>obviously Chloe's that sounds like her own ship. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>she should be excited for you. This is a big opportunity.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you supposed to compromise your own career for

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<v Speaker 1>your friends little feelings? You're in charge of your feelings

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<v Speaker 1>and she isn't charge of hers. Okay, thank you, Really

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<v Speaker 1>it's nice hearing that out loud. Actually it's I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>And then tonight we're supposed to be like having our

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<v Speaker 1>monthly movie night and she hasn't responded to any of

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<v Speaker 1>my text and I just feel I don't know, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel guilty like I'm not being a good friend of

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<v Speaker 1>you should be the one not answering her text Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It just seems like it's a pattern

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<v Speaker 1>where I'm always the one that's texting and never getting

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<v Speaker 1>a response. I mean, you do give me trick text vibes.

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<v Speaker 1>I keep hearing that phrase, what is that? Is it

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<v Speaker 1>actually a thing? So it's not just with Chloe the

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<v Speaker 1>how did you know? Okay, well there is this girl Gina,

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<v Speaker 1>and well that's the one that I thought Chloe slept anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>we you and I are on a date, so maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we should be No no, no, no, no, no no no,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you stop now, this is juicy sill or. I

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<v Speaker 1>am leaving what no, no, no, no, come on, no

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<v Speaker 1>check les barkie barky. Oh my god. Fine, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>it's complicated. Look, I'm gonna get us some more drinks

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<v Speaker 1>and you're gonna tell me all about this girl. If

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<v Speaker 1>I had known you were going to dress so nice,

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<v Speaker 1>I would have asked the neighbor to look for the

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<v Speaker 1>septic tank instead. I hope your clothes aren't getting too dirty. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, I did just get this shirt,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was gonna replace it anyway, So thank goodness.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're really gonna like what we're doing later.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I think I will too. Great you found it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you can look inside the tank for my

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<v Speaker 1>grandmother's ring later. But we should really like get going. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't want to be late. Oh can I at

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<v Speaker 1>least clean up in your bathroom? You know, I rather

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't. You might track mud inside, and and mud

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<v Speaker 1>just it really activates my sciatica, so you know I

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<v Speaker 1>can just I can give you a quick hose down

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<v Speaker 1>with the actual hoo. Of course, dummy, what else would

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<v Speaker 1>I be talking about? Uh? Yeah, okay, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I think. I'm actually good. I'll just wash my hands

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<v Speaker 1>at the restaurant. Restaurant, you're so funny. Oh okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot to put gas in my car, so we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to take yours. Sure, Yeah, that's fine. It's in

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<v Speaker 1>San Francisco. Okay, that'll be fun. You are such a doll,

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<v Speaker 1>a big strong doll. Has anyone ever told you you

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<v Speaker 1>have gorgeous blonde hair? Well, my mom, it's such a comedian.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, now let's go. I say it again, a

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<v Speaker 1>big dog, do it again? Oh? Whoa, wow, this is

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<v Speaker 1>an I know. We get a really great right here.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you got a room obviously. Oh so we're not

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<v Speaker 1>having dinner. Itre'll be plenty of food if you're hungry.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh nice, God, I love a good room service. Alice,

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<v Speaker 1>you might it, Stacy Darling, so lovely to see your face.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Chloe Cloe is here for the first time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've I've never been to the Roots before. It's wow,

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<v Speaker 1>It's schoolgious, isn't it. You know you're in for a

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<v Speaker 1>great evening. Let me show you guys to the room.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, this is such a great service. You

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<v Speaker 1>must be here a lot. Yeah, at least once a week,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes twice. Are you always bringing new people every time? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I try to, but sometimes to you, I come alone. Cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I was so happy to have you here. If you

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<v Speaker 1>go with this name talk, that would be fantastic. Thanks Stacy,

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<v Speaker 1>Um the Amarilla's what is going on? I thought we

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<v Speaker 1>were on a date list? Is a date with your future? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Botanical Vitality, your future. Always to give it

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<v Speaker 1>up for your fearless leader, Natasha Ja what you have

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<v Speaker 1>times times, Thank you and welcome. Let's go find seats

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<v Speaker 1>closer to the front. This is Botanical Vitality so much

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<v Speaker 1>your future. Always welcome to a weekly newcomer initiation ceremony.

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<v Speaker 1>For the next five hours we will be exploring the

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<v Speaker 1>only way to true happiness. Shoot, doesn't look like their

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<v Speaker 1>seats up front. I guess we can just stand in

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<v Speaker 1>the back. Um, listen, a realists, I think the finest

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<v Speaker 1>is that you in the back is our lead gold status?

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<v Speaker 1>Better give it a faber realist? Yes, stop tell us

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<v Speaker 1>who did you bring today? Don't be shine newcomer. Come

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<v Speaker 1>on up to the stage with me. That's a don't

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<v Speaker 1>embarrass me. No, I don't feel good to go? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean excuse me? Excuse me? Move? Where are you going? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>settle down, everyone, it's okay. Not everyone is ready to

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<v Speaker 1>actualize happiness. Oh my god, Oh my god. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe this is happening. God, how the fu did you

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<v Speaker 1>almost join a cult? And I'm such an idiot, stupid, stupid, Davia.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you're calling in regards to my student loans,

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<v Speaker 1>this is actually Karen. Come on, let's checking on dere

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<v Speaker 1>storyline is so good and that's why I never use escalators.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's crazy? I always thought that was an

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<v Speaker 1>urban myth. Uh No, it's not, because I am the

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<v Speaker 1>barely living truth, So who would have thought honestly? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, so I'm having a great time, and look,

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell yours still figuring it out with Gina

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever whoever. But I'm going to this dope art

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<v Speaker 1>show with a few friends down the street and no pressure.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think you'd really like the crowd and I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of want you to come. It's a really great

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<v Speaker 1>intro to the Oakland Queer black art scene. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds really cool, and you know, seriously, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for being so chill with everything, of course, please, So

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<v Speaker 1>does that mean you want to come to the show? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm down. Let's go. They're walking to a gallery, but

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<v Speaker 1>you can't see it. They're walking to a gallery, but

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<v Speaker 1>you can't see it. I guess you'll just have to

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<v Speaker 1>believe us because it's a podcast and you better not

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<v Speaker 1>forget it. Okay, god yo, Okay, this place is amazing

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm vibing with this music, like, oh well perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll introduce you to the DJ if you like the

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<v Speaker 1>music so much. I mean, she's a great friend of mine.

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<v Speaker 1>You actually see her over there, that woman kissing her

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<v Speaker 1>as her partner, and my best friend t Shaw, who's

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<v Speaker 1>throwing the whole thing that you see here. She actually

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<v Speaker 1>curated all of the art too. Wow, you know so

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<v Speaker 1>many people. I mean, I've lived here for like four

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<v Speaker 1>years now, so yeah, I guess wait, I just realized

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<v Speaker 1>I spent this whole day talking about me and my

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<v Speaker 1>ship and I didn't even ask anything about you, Like

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<v Speaker 1>it's all good. You know, I wanted to know the drama. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>tell me, what do you do? When I do a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a production coordinator at the radio station. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>know Point six Attempt Yo? I love that station. Is

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<v Speaker 1>that your passion or is that something you've always wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to do? I mean, I mean I just got my

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<v Speaker 1>own radio show, so it's crazy. Whoa, Okay, relax because

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<v Speaker 1>it's at a shitty time slot, but that just means

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<v Speaker 1>I get to do whatever I want, which is kind

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<v Speaker 1>of awesome. Yeah, that's cool. What's your show about? Hmm?

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of a talk show. It's got a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of everything. The main thing is I'm really trying

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<v Speaker 1>to promote queer artists of color. Come on, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so what what time are you on? Okay, very

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<v Speaker 1>convenient time every Tuesday and Thursday at two am. Damn

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<v Speaker 1>I would listen, but then that's what that's when I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in my book club every Tuesday and Thursday. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to pist those book club ladies off. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for inviting me to this event. Really, um, this place

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<v Speaker 1>is like mad dol And what that painting over there?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that so interesting? What is that? M that's my

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<v Speaker 1>friend Majorie Eddie's piece. I think it's called like unfollowed

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<v Speaker 1>me or follow me something about social media? Yeah deep,

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<v Speaker 1>I know. But that one over there is my other

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<v Speaker 1>friend to Vena's self portrait, and that one is one

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<v Speaker 1>of my favorites. So beautiful, right to you. Come with me,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to meet you will love her. Girl, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so happy to see your face. It's such a great

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<v Speaker 1>turn out. Girl. I'm so happy for you. It was

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<v Speaker 1>all thanks to you. Please come on, Dug you promoted

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<v Speaker 1>it on your show. Yes, oh yeah, yeah, all three

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<v Speaker 1>of my listeners came all the way through. Girl, stop

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<v Speaker 1>it it was four because I'm also a listener. You're right.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me introduce you, Todaja. Oh is this the one?

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<v Speaker 1>So Deja meet my friend Tsha, my very very best friend. Hi, Tsha,

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<v Speaker 1>it's nice to meet you. This is amazing event. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for having me. I'm just s girl. Thanks for

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<v Speaker 1>having you. You are too formal. What is this a wedding?

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<v Speaker 1>So getting just kidding, just thank you for coming. Um

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<v Speaker 1>So Angie told me that you curated the aren't it's

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely studying truly so great, Thank you so much. All

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<v Speaker 1>of the artists are sprinkled around here somewhere. Deja's a musician. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>how to stop stop. She has a solo show coming up. Girl.

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<v Speaker 1>That is so cool. What's the deeds? I definitely come?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay cool, Yeah, I'll send you the details over Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your handle? Damn? Hold on, I turned my phone

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<v Speaker 1>off earlier. Just give me a second to the power

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<v Speaker 1>is that? I wonder if that's Chloe or Gina. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry your handle? My handle is art in Titia. Awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll follow you into the cool. Speaking of cool, where

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<v Speaker 1>are the bathrooms? Um? Okay, so you're gonna go straight

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<v Speaker 1>back over to the right, uh huh okay, great, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be right back. Guys. Ah, Desa, I think I was

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<v Speaker 1>just joined the colt, but I made it to my car,

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<v Speaker 1>so I think I'm saying I'll see you about all

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<v Speaker 1>this during your movie Mean Girls again or maybe heavy Land. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta focus on driving and breathing. I'll talk to

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<v Speaker 1>you later. By oh my god, Desa, I thought you

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<v Speaker 1>were kidnapped by Botanical Vitality. Are you okay? Where are

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<v Speaker 1>you right now? They're not holding you have to somewhere. No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine. I just well, I turned up my phone

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<v Speaker 1>and then I turned it back on. It sorry, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>no worries. Okay, I've been seven eleven. I'm thinking maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we do kids racings. Oh what's that thing you always want? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm also sorry because I'm not going to make

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<v Speaker 1>it to a movie night. Why. Well, my last date

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<v Speaker 1>went well and I think we're gonna be good friends.

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<v Speaker 1>And anyway, she took me to this really cool art

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<v Speaker 1>event and I think I'm gonna stay and hang. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds cool. Actually, you know, maybe I can come

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<v Speaker 1>meet you. You know, I love arts like all I

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<v Speaker 1>ever talked about. Yeah, well, I mean it's not really

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<v Speaker 1>your space. Oh now it's mostly it's now it's all

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<v Speaker 1>queer people of color, so oh cool, Um, okay, totally.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just I guess I see you when you get home.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess. Yeah, you're good, of course. Everything. It's fine,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so good. But you know what, I'm actually getting

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<v Speaker 1>another call. Okay, so I'm gonna go by Hey guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm back. Hey, al right, So this event is over

0:20:25.200 --> 0:20:26.879
<v Speaker 1>in like fifteen minutes, and we're all gonna go to

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<v Speaker 1>this carry. We'll keep all down the street. You're welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to join if you want, but I get it if

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<v Speaker 1>you have to head out no, I don't have anywhere

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<v Speaker 1>to be. Desia is confident. Y'all suck her old friends.

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<v Speaker 1>She's not like Drake. She's about to make his new

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<v Speaker 1>friends who aren't fake fake fig gonna hang out with

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<v Speaker 1>all QPOC homies. Welcome to Oakland, Desia, you're a homie.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't need know old friends. Not Chloe. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>need know old friends. Fuck Chloe. Excuse me, officer, UM,

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<v Speaker 1>what's happening. It's been a break in ship. I live here?

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<v Speaker 1>Which apartment? Um? Three? F al right, you're gonna need

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<v Speaker 1>to answer some questions, Okay, I mean is my apartment okay? Though, well,

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<v Speaker 1>your neighbor called us when they heard a window breaking

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<v Speaker 1>and a lot of commotion in your apartment. At first

0:21:23.520 --> 0:21:25.800
<v Speaker 1>he called for a noise complaint, but then he realized

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<v Speaker 1>you weren't home. Oh my god, oh my god. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll need to go in. I DEMI as I's been stolen.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully you have rentor's insurance. I mean, does that come

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<v Speaker 1>with the apartment, the rentals insurance? Yeah? Is that like

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<v Speaker 1>part of the broker's fee or something? I don't think so,

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<v Speaker 1>ma'am shout are you kidding me? Damn? It. Okay, let's

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<v Speaker 1>go check the apartment so we can follow report. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>check in the apartment. I kind of forgot that they

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<v Speaker 1>had one. Do you know what anything missing? Off hand?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I think, Oh my god, my guitar

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<v Speaker 1>is gone. Oh my god, my music career is over. Ship.

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<v Speaker 1>What am I gonna tell my mom? God? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>it's over? What about TJA? Fuck? Uh? Okay? Anything else? Um, Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure. My roommate isn't here right now, so

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know if anything of hers

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<v Speaker 1>is stolen night, I'm not sure. All right, you should

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<v Speaker 1>try to get your roommate here asap so we can

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<v Speaker 1>follow a thorough board. Okay, come of course. Um, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sorry I can't reach her. She's she's not picking up.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Ten four. All right, we gotta wrap

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<v Speaker 1>this up. If you can't reach her, both of you

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<v Speaker 1>will need to come down the station to finish the report. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>could you just wait a minute. I mean, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>she'll be home soon. She's here's my card technique. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you ready to come down the station? OKAYSA, but if

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<v Speaker 1>you're calling in regards to my student loans, it's actually caring. Deja,

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<v Speaker 1>come home. This is an emergency. It's not a fucking joke. God,

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<v Speaker 1>this is ridiculous. I'm so fucked. Hey, han Whoa? Your

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<v Speaker 1>apartment is a mess. Wait, honey, are you crying? Mom?

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<v Speaker 1>Just think before you speak. Okay, what the fund does

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<v Speaker 1>it look like? Excuse me, young lady, watch your tone.

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<v Speaker 1>My apartment was just broken into and all my stuff

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<v Speaker 1>was stolen. Oh my god, honey, are you okay? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you call the police? Of course I called the fucking police.

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<v Speaker 1>What do I look like? Well, the police, Okay, they

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<v Speaker 1>were here when I got here. That's not the fucking point. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're going to talk to me this way, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to hang up. Mom. I'm I'm sorry. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of freaking out. Okay, Okay, Well did they

0:24:04.800 --> 0:24:09.320
<v Speaker 1>take anything? Is Desa there? Is she? Okay? Yeah, they

0:24:09.359 --> 0:24:15.159
<v Speaker 1>took my guitar, and no, I'm alone and Deja not

0:24:15.240 --> 0:24:18.200
<v Speaker 1>answer my calls, and I just I don't know where

0:24:18.240 --> 0:24:21.840
<v Speaker 1>she is. Okay, Honey, maybe I should come up there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure. I'm just having a really hard time

0:24:26.160 --> 0:24:29.119
<v Speaker 1>and I don't know what to do. Okay, Okay, maybe

0:24:29.240 --> 0:24:33.600
<v Speaker 1>try doing some of your deep breathing exercises. Just just

0:24:33.680 --> 0:24:37.080
<v Speaker 1>try and relax, honey. I don't want you spiraling. You

0:24:37.200 --> 0:24:40.639
<v Speaker 1>pressuring me is actually not helping right now. Okay, my

0:24:40.680 --> 0:24:44.880
<v Speaker 1>stuff was stolen and I'm piste off. Okay, I understand that.

0:24:45.400 --> 0:24:48.639
<v Speaker 1>I just don't want this to trigger you. This should

0:24:48.680 --> 0:24:51.639
<v Speaker 1>trigger me. Okay, I don't like how you're talking to

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<v Speaker 1>me right now. I'm going to make an appointment with

0:24:53.640 --> 0:24:56.640
<v Speaker 1>the therapist Dr Brown recommended. And if you don't go,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not paying your rent next month. Are you serious?

0:25:00.280 --> 0:25:02.760
<v Speaker 1>You should be consoling me right now. What you're doing

0:25:02.880 --> 0:25:06.000
<v Speaker 1>is borderline emotionally manipulative. You realize that, right you do

0:25:06.080 --> 0:25:08.600
<v Speaker 1>know what you're doing. Well, great, then you'll have something

0:25:08.640 --> 0:25:14.520
<v Speaker 1>to discuss with a therapist. Great, okay, honey, go put

0:25:14.560 --> 0:25:18.600
<v Speaker 1>on a nice relaxing movie, maybe something with Sandra Bullock.

0:25:19.119 --> 0:25:22.119
<v Speaker 1>And why don't you smoke a little of that Devil's lettuce.

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<v Speaker 1>You know we won't tell that obviously, and tomorrow we

0:25:26.200 --> 0:25:34.760
<v Speaker 1>will figure out how to replace all of your stolen items. Okay, honey, yeah, okay,

0:25:36.320 --> 0:25:41.000
<v Speaker 1>and thank you. I love you. I'm I'm sorry I'm

0:25:41.000 --> 0:25:45.320
<v Speaker 1>being such a bit right now, honey. It's fine, Okay,

0:25:45.560 --> 0:25:54.119
<v Speaker 1>call me tomorrow. Yeah, sure, great. They took my guitar

0:25:54.720 --> 0:25:57.679
<v Speaker 1>and my dignity. The only thing I have left is

0:25:57.720 --> 0:26:02.920
<v Speaker 1>a stupid Cassio keyboard. Paul me, Paul, Why the funk

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<v Speaker 1>aren't you here? Fuck you? Come on? But thanks for that.

0:26:12.119 --> 0:26:21.280
<v Speaker 1>By the way, got hate this. Everybody sucks, Everybody hates me.

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<v Speaker 1>The only thing I have is is Cassio my brother

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<v Speaker 1>Paul gave me. This episode was created and written by

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<v Speaker 1>Alicia Brown, Sarah Ahmond, and Sophie dinnacoll, Directed and composed

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<v Speaker 1>by Sarah Ahmad. Music supervision by Alicia Brown and Sophie dinnacoll.

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<v Speaker 1>Executive produced by Brian Walland for Anthem Entertainment, Produced by

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<v Speaker 1>Selena Razak, Audio by Take Gregor and David Ulick. Starring

0:26:48.119 --> 0:26:53.360
<v Speaker 1>Rnita Lewis as Desia, Jules Forstberg, Larry as Chloe. Narrated

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<v Speaker 1>by Alicia Brown and Sarah Ahmad. Additional voices by Take Gregor,

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