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Speaker 1: In today's prank call, there's a guy who's been commiserating

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Speaker 1: with his buddy at work because they just did a

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Speaker 1: huge tech upgrade in their building, and after nothing is going.

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Speaker 2: Right, doesn't that always happen?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what.

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Speaker 1: So he's about to get a surprise call from the

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Speaker 1: IT department, and I have a feeling they're going to

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Speaker 1: say they aren't the problem. He is. It's your phones

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Speaker 1: app right now.

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Speaker 3: Another twenty Hi, this is Jeremy.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Jeremy calling from the IT department. My name's Al.

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Speaker 2: I'll be back. How you doing.

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Speaker 3: I'm doing good? How are you? Hey?

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Speaker 2: So the reason for my call you probably saw the

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Speaker 2: email recently that we have upgraded some of the technology

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Speaker 2: here in the office.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I got that.

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Speaker 2: I just want to say I'm sorry. If you're running

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Speaker 2: into any bugs or troubles, well.

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Speaker 3: I appreciate that. Yeah, there's there's definitely been a few

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Speaker 3: hiccups in the system. Has not Yeah, we've been hearing

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Speaker 3: what we're looking for. But if we can, if you're

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Speaker 3: you know, helping out with getting things fixed, that'd be awesome.

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Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, yeah, Well we'll take care of that. But

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Speaker 2: interestingly enough, we are running into some issues on our end,

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Speaker 2: specifically with your new smart keyboard.

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Speaker 3: Smart keyboard.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I should back up a little. When we changed

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Speaker 2: out all the computers, we also added some smart keyboards

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Speaker 2: so we can monitor everyone's typing.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so did I do something wrong or what? Well,

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Speaker 3: I don't. I don't understand.

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Speaker 2: It's not not so much wrong as it is aggressive.

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Speaker 3: What did I do with it? Was aggressive?

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Speaker 2: We noticed you've been typing at a significantly higher force

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Speaker 2: than the average user. So what I need to ask

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Speaker 2: are you angry with your keyboard or not.

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Speaker 3: That I'm aware of. I mean, I'm a fast typer,

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Speaker 3: but yeah, yeah, fast.

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Speaker 2: Is one thing, but this is like hard, Like you're

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Speaker 2: attacking the keyboard with your finger, you know, specific the

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Speaker 2: s key How in the.

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Speaker 3: World does it even have that kind of system to

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Speaker 3: where I could seize the sensitivity tech upgrade? I just

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Speaker 3: told you.

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Speaker 2: Remember we talked about this as a smart keyboard. Look,

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Speaker 2: I did catch you up with us, Jeremy to get

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Speaker 2: it with the times.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I understand, but I didn't even know that

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Speaker 3: that was a thing.

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Speaker 2: It is, so you know, you could be doing this subconsciously.

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Speaker 2: Do you have like an X with the name that

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Speaker 2: starts that S or maybe childhood bully.

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Speaker 3: I'm just typing up my reports. If there just happens

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Speaker 3: to be a whole lot of s's, I don't know,

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Speaker 3: but I find it hard to believe that I'm doing this.

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Speaker 3: If it subconscious or not, I don't I don't think

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Speaker 3: it's I don't know.

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Speaker 2: May I play the audio back for you because we

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Speaker 2: actually have that capability?

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Speaker 3: Well wait, wait, wait, wait, let me get this straight.

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Speaker 3: You are recording my typing.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we are as a company policy, really, and you

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Speaker 2: know what, if you don't believe me, I'll play it

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Speaker 2: for you right now, and make sure to listen for

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Speaker 2: those SS's.

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Speaker 3: You'll hear them, please do. I would love to hear

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Speaker 3: what the hell you're talking about?

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Speaker 2: There's an s? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Hard s? Okay, wait wait wait, hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 3: hold on, hold on a capital Can you can you

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Speaker 3: stop that? Please? Can you just stop the recording? I'm sorry,

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: What did you say?

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Speaker 3: All I'm hearing is just noise. I don't even understand

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Speaker 3: how you can tell what is an S and what

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Speaker 3: did a nation? And what is anything that's just noise?

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Speaker 2: Look, I'm just a tech guy, right, I'm no psychologist.

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Speaker 2: But what I'm hearing right now is a guy going

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Speaker 2: through a lot of pain in life.

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Speaker 3: Give me a break, man. You're hearing that from my typing,

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Speaker 3: for God's sake.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just saying, it's an issue we have to.

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Speaker 3: Deal with, Oh my God. And there are.

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Speaker 2: Options, the first being a planned intervention and I know.

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Speaker 3: I know that's on a planned intervention over my typing that.

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Speaker 2: Or you can attend a four week typing softly class.

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Speaker 2: It's not as bad as you think. Okay, let's just

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Speaker 2: imagine a whole month of gentle key strokes. What wouldn't

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Speaker 2: that be relaxing?

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Speaker 3: Huh?

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Speaker 2: Hang on typing on a sunset?

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Speaker 3: Does the company actually know that you're handling things this way?

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Speaker 3: That they're actually paying for this?

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Speaker 2: Look, I get it, you're getting defensive.

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Speaker 3: This is TI am defensive.

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Speaker 2: We do have a seminar scheduled next week in Canada

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Speaker 2: called how to Not Hate your Keyboard.

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Speaker 3: Okay, this is too much.

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Speaker 2: If you drive there, the company is willing to reimburse

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Speaker 2: you for half of your gas.

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Speaker 3: I'm not driving half my gas. I'm not driving to

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Speaker 3: Canada for something like this.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, just I'm going to think about I always

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Speaker 2: advise the employees to take action first before the company does.

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Speaker 2: If you know what I'm saying, there.

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Speaker 3: Is no way in hell the company is going to

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Speaker 3: discipline me or fire me based on the way I

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Speaker 3: type on a keyboard.

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Speaker 2: Sure, but they may phone prank you, you know, or

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Speaker 2: your coworker Josh may set you up on a morning

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Speaker 2: radio show. I mean, you never know what's gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: It could be happening right now.

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Speaker 3: What you don't know?

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Speaker 2: Now you do? Actually, because this is actually pose from

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Speaker 2: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, we're

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Speaker 2: doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 3: Are you freaking kidding me? Got you? Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: You thought I worked in it? Bro, I'm not even

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Speaker 2: allowed in that department here at the radio STA.

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Speaker 3: I can understand why.

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Speaker 2: Holy oh, there's that capitalist word.

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Speaker 3: Wait a minute, Oh my god, this is too much

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Speaker 3: wow for you.

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Speaker 2: Imagine me. I gotta listen to aggressive typing for seven

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Speaker 2: hours a day. Now, it's a decipher which keys people.

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Speaker 3: Are hitting too hard. As long as the company is

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Speaker 3: paying you for it, Bro, I'm just saying six figures.

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Speaker 2: Brother, I can't even count the cash that series. I

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Speaker 2: can't count that.

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Speaker 3: I wake up every morning was fu TA weekday morning.

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Speaker 3: The twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,