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Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you. I was on vacation. I went

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Speaker 2: But I'm a little sad that I'm not still staring

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Speaker 1: But it was lovely. The worse things to smell like

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Speaker 2: Super excited to be here and recording and I'm okay,

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Speaker 2: what what what is this news?

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Speaker 1: What? Isa's not news, It's not news.

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Speaker 2: But news to me because I don't know it.

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Speaker 1: So what it's not you? Okay, you had asked me

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Speaker 1: It's not bad to you, it's just bad to me.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, good bad news for you is not

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Speaker 1: But anyways, so I like that. The episode we're discussing

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Speaker 1: today involves Jesse's missing pet turtle, right, well, last week

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Speaker 2: And I feel like you're leaning into the commitment of

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, Holly, Holly will be safe. Okay, for sure,

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Speaker 2: The Yeah, now that the turtle's gone, what happened?

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Speaker 1: I have a history of this too, Like I I've

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Speaker 2: You are an off from turtle from turtle?

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Speaker 1: back to how Rude tan Rito's. I am one of

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Speaker 1: Wo Today we are the turtle in fact, but well

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Speaker 2: Now, well, yeah, that's a teenage meeting.

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Speaker 1: Natles is all other thing. That's fine. Today we are

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Speaker 1: discussing season one, episode four, which is titled the Return

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Speaker 1: and it goes a little something like this. A frantic

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Speaker 2: I just don't want claimed for things that they're not

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Speaker 1: Happens all the time. We are turtle activists. Now you

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Speaker 2: Her and of Grandma sounds a little threatening. I'm just

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Speaker 1: I guess it's supposed to. It is. The guys are

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Speaker 1: This was directed by Joels Wick. It was written by

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Speaker 1: Jeff Franklin and Russell Marcus. And we have several guest stars,

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Speaker 1: Jesse's mom, Irene Cochrane. This is her only appearance in

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Speaker 1: Joey enters carrying a variety of cooking pots, and he proclaims,

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Speaker 1: Are you doing? Child? Yeah, well, you know, nobody cares, nobody.

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Speaker 2: when you would exit the set? And yeah, remember going

434
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:48,680
Speaker 2: up the stairs and in the eighties, the lights were

435
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:52,280
Speaker 2: these huge, giant hot things, right, and there was a

436
00:20:52,359 --> 00:20:55,160
Speaker 2: light up there and there was also a que light.

437
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,359
Speaker 2: There was a little like red light that was the

438
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,000
Speaker 2: que light. And I remember like if you had to

439
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,919
Speaker 2: go up there in the beginning of a scene you

440
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,399
Speaker 2: were like, oh my god, I'm going to roast. You

441
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,840
Speaker 2: would be up there and just like sitting in front

442
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,520
Speaker 2: of the sun, basically stuck up there for like the

443
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,400
Speaker 2: rest of a scene.

444
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,200
Speaker 1: Uh.

445
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:15,119
Speaker 2: In those in that like Little Cubby, that was you know,

446
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,600
Speaker 2: the upstairs because obviously it's a set and it doesn't

447
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,480
Speaker 2: the upstairs and the downstairs don't really go in.

448
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:20,680
Speaker 1: It's a tight space.

449
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had a vivid I had a vivid memory

450
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,120
Speaker 2: of heading up those stairs and being like, oh, it's

451
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:25,960
Speaker 2: so odd up here.

452
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,439
Speaker 1: I remember those hot lights. Like when a bug would cut,

453
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,760
Speaker 1: it would like sizzle and you'd.

454
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:34,080
Speaker 2: See yeah yeah, and you'd see yeah, You're like yeah.

455
00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:37,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it was yeah. That that's a tiny, tiny space,

456
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:41,800
Speaker 1: And it's whenever you're stuck up there with Dave, never

457
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:44,480
Speaker 1: a good thing because you will just let let it

458
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:45,919
Speaker 1: rip far.

459
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,639
Speaker 2: All the time in front of a hot light in

460
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,560
Speaker 2: a small space. Let me tell you, there's nothing worse.

461
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,560
Speaker 2: And this is and I'm only five.

462
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 1: Stunted growth.

463
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:02,199
Speaker 2: Stunted growth, because I was just right at that level anyway, Well,

464
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,840
Speaker 2: that's right, you were, But with that yeah.

465
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:09,879
Speaker 1: Just I was. It was terrible. Really wow, but that

466
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 1: explains a lot, Thanks so much. But yes, I do.

467
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:12,679
Speaker 1: I remember.

468
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,080
Speaker 2: It was like one of those vivid memories of a

469
00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:18,280
Speaker 2: space where you're like, oh, yeah, I remember how like

470
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,600
Speaker 2: hot it was up there, and having to watch for

471
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,240
Speaker 2: the little red light when it was your cue.

472
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,920
Speaker 1: Yes, the Q light, like you mentioned, it's the red

473
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,920
Speaker 1: light and when it flashes, like an ad off off

474
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,480
Speaker 1: stage will flash it when it's time for your entrance. Yep.

475
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 1: That's how actors know. Yeah, we're basically told what to.

476
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,800
Speaker 2: Do, although now it's usually there's another ad up there

477
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,639
Speaker 2: telling you sometimes or you just listen.

478
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:39,840
Speaker 1: There wasn't.

479
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,359
Speaker 2: We didn't have lights on folder, did we?

480
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 1: No, they put one up. They put one up there.

481
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,120
Speaker 1: But when you can't hear it, because sometimes you can't

482
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:48,439
Speaker 1: hear the actors and you can't hear it. Yeah, you

483
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:49,359
Speaker 1: can't hear it, they'll put it.

484
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 2: Maybe I just never paid attention to it, and that's

485
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 2: why I don't remember it.

486
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:57,720
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, any scenario in track, So Danny is in

487
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,240
Speaker 1: panic mode. Now he says, all my life someone has

488
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 1: taken care of me, first my mom, then wife Pamela,

489
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,720
Speaker 1: and he wants to prove to his mom and to

490
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,400
Speaker 1: himself that he can take care of his family by himself,

491
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 1: just him. Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny.

492
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 2: This moment, I was like, yeah, it was one of

493
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 2: those very eighties moments where you're like, oh, right, of course,

494
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,960
Speaker 2: because you know, adult men don't take care of themselves.

495
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 2: I was like, Danny, you went from mom to Pamela,

496
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 2: and now now you have to do laundry, which I

497
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,680
Speaker 2: know he has to step up, he has to step up.

498
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:34,880
Speaker 2: So well, while the sentiment I was like, oh boy,

499
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,480
Speaker 2: it definitely sets up the thing that Danny really doesn't

500
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 2: know what he's doing, which when we get to later

501
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 2: episodes and clipboard of fun and all of this kind

502
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 2: of stuff, it really shows he has taken control.

503
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 1: So anyway, definitely definitely Mom to Pam, Mom to Pam

504
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:52,640
Speaker 1: and now doesn't.

505
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 2: Even know dot to word to pajamas to the market.

506
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 1: Right, Oh yeah, he So they the three men decide

507
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 1: to divide and conquer the chores. So they realize they're

508
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 1: all out of cleaning products, so they decide to go shopping.

509
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 1: Danny starts to head out the door wearing his pajamas

510
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:09,400
Speaker 1: before Jesse stops him. So Joey ends the scene by saying,

511
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 1: by telling Jesse, you know what he may need his mother.

512
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:17,359
Speaker 1: Danny's clearly panicked. It's a very it's a very uh, I.

513
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 2: Feel pre Danny Tanner moment because it's a very early

514
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:26,639
Speaker 2: moment in his character development, because can we imagine a

515
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:32,679
Speaker 2: world in any later seasons where Danny Tanner would not

516
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 2: have cleaning supplies fully stopped?

517
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 1: Right? This is the origin.

518
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:42,119
Speaker 2: This is the origin of Danny's I think this is

519
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,679
Speaker 2: the origin story of that. So it's it's this episode

520
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 2: where Danny really is like, I am gonna I'm gonna

521
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:53,399
Speaker 2: be this person now, and he makes friends.

522
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 1: With his dustbuster. Yeah, his new best friend is a

523
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 1: best friend.

524
00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 2: Yes, and bubba, oh bubba, We've got turtles and I've

525
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 2: got turtles and bags.

526
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,479
Speaker 1: Okay, we are now in the living room, and if possible,

527
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 1: the living room looks worse than before, with clothes still

528
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 1: hanging on every possible surface, the staircase, the television, the piano,

529
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 1: even but the mannequin has been changed. Oh okay, I

530
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,639
Speaker 1: didn't write this down, so Anakin changed you look?

531
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 2: Yes, Wow, we entered this scene which is not I

532
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 2: don't think long after everyone's you know, no dressed or whatever.

533
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 2: But yeah, the mannequin has also changed clothes with Joey

534
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:30,199
Speaker 2: out of his pajamas, which to me is saying that

535
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 2: Joey is changing a mannequin but not picking up after himself.

536
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:39,400
Speaker 2: And I have to question his priorities in this. Wow. Also,

537
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,800
Speaker 2: where is it keeping all of him and the mannequin's

538
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 2: clothes in that alcove?

539
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:47,120
Speaker 1: And is he just changing? Like without there's no privacy

540
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,119
Speaker 1: there's no privacy curtain, there's no doors, Like, is he

541
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 1: just changed?

542
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:52,200
Speaker 2: He's could probably going to the bathroom that's around the

543
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 2: corner there, because remember that first little alcove right between

544
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,640
Speaker 2: them before it got you know, the Tanners redid their

545
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 2: house in Fuller, that was the bathroom.

546
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 1: So maybe he's in that used to be a bathroom. Yeah, yea,

547
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 1: that used to lead right to the crafty, Yeah, to

548
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:06,639
Speaker 1: our craft service.

549
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 2: There was not actually a bathroom that led to craft service.

550
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:13,119
Speaker 2: It was just an arch in the wall that you

551
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 2: walked behind. And much like the fake stairs, it was

552
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 2: not real.

553
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:17,639
Speaker 1: No, if we had to walk through a bathroom, and

554
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: let's there be.

555
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 2: Confusion about walking, right if people walking to the bathroom,

556
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:23,400
Speaker 2: get to get to our craft service, which craft services,

557
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 2: for those that don't know, is basically the food station

558
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:30,640
Speaker 2: and the gathering spot for for cast and crew backstage.

559
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 1: So definitely the water cooler where everyone gathers and yeah talks.

560
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, where's the mannequin changing those he get privacy?

561
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,639
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. Oh, I have so

562
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 1: many questions now, But the accuracy of the mannequin Okay,

563
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 1: never mind, we won't go there.

564
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like I said, there are mannequin outfit changes

565
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 2: in this which is impressive.

566
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 1: I'm here for it. I love it. Joey's watching TV

567
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 1: as Danny enters holding Michelle and gives a countdown until

568
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 1: Grandma arrives. So the family is busily packing all of

569
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:01,680
Speaker 1: the baby things for Michelle, diaper's baby close bottles, apple juice,

570
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 1: spider biscuits, and a crib blaster for music. I thought,

571
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 1: I said spider biscuits.

572
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,879
Speaker 2: By the way, I was like, what is a I

573
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,360
Speaker 2: was like spider biscuits, And I was like, spider biscuit?

574
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:13,679
Speaker 2: What the hell is a spider Oh?

575
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:15,880
Speaker 1: Biscuits? Right?

576
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 2: And an apple juice in a bottle? Yeah, very eighties,

577
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 2: very eighties, very eighties terriblet.

578
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 1: Also, aren't they just going to the supermarket? Like, why, well,

579
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,640
Speaker 1: that'll needs so much stuff.

580
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,439
Speaker 2: Because apparently Danny's never left the house with the baby before,

581
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 2: so it's obvious and it's very obvious that, yeah, that

582
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 2: they need to bring.

583
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 1: Everything, everything under the sun. Except so Danny says what

584
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:43,680
Speaker 1: I said, accept, Oh, well we're getting there. Uh, Danny says,

585
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,880
Speaker 1: let's move troops, let's move out. Everyone exits, including Stephanie,

586
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,439
Speaker 1: who carries the giant panda named mister Pandy, which is

587
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,640
Speaker 1: so cute. How you're struggling with the size of it

588
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: but you somehow make it through the front door, right.

589
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 1: That thing's bigger than you. Words, that was what was crazy.

590
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,679
Speaker 2: I was looking at like just the size difference, and

591
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 2: I was like, I was the size of a small

592
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 2: panda bear baby and baby really.

593
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, so cute. So they all exit the

594
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 1: front door, but half a bit later, Danny re enters

595
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 1: the living room because they forgot one huge thing. Michelle,

596
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 1: who's the baby? I can play the baby, which leads

597
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 1: me to did you hear the news? I just heard

598
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 1: this this morning that Ashley Olsen I had a baby.

599
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 1: I did Oh that is so that blows my mind.

600
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 1: He had a baby. The baby had a baby. I'm sorry.

601
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 2: I know she's not a baby. She's a thirty seven

602
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 2: year old woman. I realize that, but yeah, it is.

603
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 2: It's you know, it's like when the youngest member member

604
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 2: of your family has a kid. All of a sudden,

605
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 2: you're like, oh my gosh, it's happening.

606
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 1: I'm so Yeah.

607
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 2: Congratulations Ashley and her husband. I'm just really really happy

608
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 2: on the birth of their little baby boy Auto.

609
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see. I'm sure that they.

610
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 2: Will keep it very private, as they do, but I

611
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 2: just want to wish, wish them well and congratulations and

612
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 2: welcome to motherhood.

613
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: The full House family is so happy for them, so happy.

614
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 2: Yes, And I hope when they go out to the

615
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 2: grocery store that they don't bring a giant panda instead.

616
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 1: Of their child. I hope that they've that they've.

617
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 2: Learned some lessons from from the Tanner household and that

618
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 2: that doesn't happen.

619
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 1: Yes, And no bottles of apple juice and a bier.

620
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I do, Yeah, Ashley, no apple juice and bottles.

621
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 2: It's very bad for baby's teeth. And yeah, sorry, about that.

622
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 1: I'm sure that Ashley is going to be much better

623
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: prepared for motherhood than Danny, Jesse and Joey were.

624
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. I definitely think so. I think

625
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 2: that's that's that's a pretty low bar. So I think

626
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 2: she's gonna do just fine.

627
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 1: I love it. So Danny leaves again with Michelle, but

628
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 1: re enters one more time, stating how many times have

629
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 1: I told you to tinkle? Before we leave the house,

630
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: we fully expect to see a child walk through the door,

631
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 1: but no, it's Joey who walks through the door with

632
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 1: a shamed face. So a larger child really is a

633
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 1: larger child. That's definitely accurate. So a little bit later

634
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 1: that day, we're in the kitchen and the three guys

635
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,479
Speaker 1: are passing groceries upstairs from the garage assembly line style.

636
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 1: DJ takes Michelle and Miss Stephanie walks through, still dragging

637
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: mister Pandy, exclaiming I hate this thing. Wow, what a

638
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: turn like just in the matter of what like an hour,

639
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 1: hour and a half, you now hate it.

640
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 2: Well, that's what happens, you know, you let your kids

641
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 2: take their favorite toy somewhere and then by the end

642
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 2: of it They're like, I hate this thing. I have

643
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 2: to drag it around. Yeah, or you wind up dragging

644
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 2: it around. Let's be real that Panda was in the

645
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 2: car taking up all the space for sure.

646
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 1: Danny says, only five hours until my mom is here.

647
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: The guys decide they'll each tackle a different room to

648
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 1: divide and conquer before Grandma arrives. They quickly argue over

649
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: who is going to tackle the toilets, which this is

650
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: a carryover from last episode where you know it's like,

651
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 1: how many bathrooms are in this house? Apparently only one?

652
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 1: You think two two one two?

653
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 2: Theres one downstairs, well, and maybe one in Danny's room.

654
00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: I think Danny has to do Yeah, there.

655
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 2: Is is Danny has one in his room, because don't

656
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 2: we accidentally not?

657
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 1: I don't know anyway, I don't know. It's a mystery.

658
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: It's a mystery.

659
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 2: It's changing.

660
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 1: Ever in the backyard. I've changed, like the backyard. Yes, yeah,

661
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 1: So everyone exits to the living room, where the girls

662
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: are helping Michelle ride the turtle and Stephanie is coaxing

663
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: the turtle by dangling a full carrot.

664
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 2: It's that same carrot that Joey pulled out of his pocket.

665
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 2: In the second episode, it's just for the tea.

666
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 1: That carrot.

667
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 2: We keep that carrot with the little, you know, green

668
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 2: parts on it and everything, just plucked right from our

669
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 2: garden in the backyard.

670
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 1: The character the carrot's like its own character at this point. Given.

671
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: I'm sure it'll come back. I'm sure it'll come back.

672
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 2: But I feel like you can't put children on the

673
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 2: backs of turtles anymore in shows.

674
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 1: I feel like that's probably.

675
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 2: Something you can't do, Like this was one of those moments.

676
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 1: Not good for the turtle or it's not good for

677
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 1: the baby. I mean, I'm gonna go with both.

678
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say that maybe that's just one of those things,

679
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 2: you know, add it to the list of things you

680
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 2: can no longer do with children and turtles on television.

681
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 1: So, yeah, all right, that makes sense. It sounds much

682
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: safer to just keep the turtles safe. Let's not put

683
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: anything on the basket of Trice.

684
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 2: We already right, we've foe put him in a pot.

685
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 2: We've now got him with a saddle on. Yeah, it's

686
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 2: poor Bubba, the poor turtle.

687
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 1: He ran away. Yeah, So dj takes Michelle upstairs and

688
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 1: Jesse puts Bubba in the playpen. The family sits down

689
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 1: to watch Yogi Bear just until he steals a picnic basket,

690
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 1: which is in approximately three seconds now. Grandma enters the

691
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: scene and she says, hi yay yai. She is appalled

692
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 1: at the state of this messy house. She looks in

693
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 1: the playpen and gasps, my granddaughter is a turtle, and

694
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 1: Joey replies, Michelle needs you more now than ever. Jesse

695
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: introduces Claire to Bubba, and Danny asks why why Mom,

696
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 1: Why are you five hours early? You weren't supposed to

697
00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 1: be here till five twelve, and Claire replies, try twelve

698
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 1: oh five. Joey, who's clearly at fault forgetting the arrival

699
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 1: time wrong, claims, my name is Joey Gladstone and I

700
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 1: am time dyslexic. All right, I tracks too.

701
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I've certainly done that before.

702
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: True.

703
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 2: Also in another everwhere you look moment in this scene,

704
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 2: there's a lot in this episode. Behind Grandma is a

705
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 2: picture of Pam and Danny on the mantle. You see

706
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 2: Pam's face, her like blonde hair. It's kind of blocked

707
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 2: out a little bit by a mug, but it's one

708
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 2: of the I think one of the first times that

709
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 2: you clearly see the picture of Pam on the on

710
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 2: the mantle in the background there, as well as a

711
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 2: picture of me uh naked in a towel.

712
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 1: As wow, yeah, all right. Do you remember meeting this

713
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: actress or whoever they hired to be this Pamela?

714
00:33:55,280 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, vaguely vaguely because she was never, because she's

715
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 2: never on the show. But there are if you look

716
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 2: in the background on the mantle, there is a picture

717
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 2: of Danny and Pam as well as pictures of the

718
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 2: whole Tanner family that are on uh that are sitting

719
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 2: on the couch on the mantle there with pictures of

720
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 2: the whole family.

721
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 1: So cool. I love that. Yeah, I stole the I

722
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 1: stole a picture from the mantle the last day we

723
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 1: did Fuller House in It's right. Oh yeah, yes, that's right,

724
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:31,720
Speaker 1: the three she Wolves.

725
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, straight from the Tanner House.

726
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 1: Man man love it. Yeah. So you're always here.

727
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 2: Close to me, Jody, I'm everywhere you look.

728
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 1: I love that. I love these everywhere you look moments.

729
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 1: Grandma sends the girls upstairs with Bubba so they can

730
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:49,760
Speaker 1: clean their rooms, and Jesse and Joey suggest that Claire

731
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 1: cleans the house because she's so good at it, and

732
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 1: she can make dinner for them too. I on, ready,

733
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 1: I was like, you boys, come.

734
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 2: On, guys, that's not that was. Yeah.

735
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, yeah, definitely.

736
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 2: I was like, oh yeah, nineteen eighty seven, that's definitely

737
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 2: what it was.

738
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, very clear gender roles here. It is

739
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: just yeah, for sure, like, come on, guys, get it together.

740
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 2: And also there's a Chucky doll on the couch. I

741
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 2: don't know if you noticed in the foreground.

742
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 1: I did notice it is that. Do you think that

743
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 1: was like the baby stand in, the fake baby stand

744
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 1: in for Michelle and it just got left there? No,

745
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: I think it.

746
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,280
Speaker 2: No. I think it was deliberately placed as like a prop,

747
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 2: as a you know whatever, because those those were big.

748
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:41,399
Speaker 2: They were the my buddy, my buddy whatever dolls and

749
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 2: uh and then they became like, you know, sort of

750
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 2: like chucky dolls, and we're terrifying.

751
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, so so creepy, yeah, so creepy.

752
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 2: I feel like full House could have gone in a

753
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 2: really totally other direction if we would have just focused

754
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 2: on that doll and been like and then right, and

755
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 2: full House becomes I don't know it.

756
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: Would have gotten Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. So a

757
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:05,920
Speaker 1: few hours later, Jesse and Joey returned to the house,

758
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 1: which is still in disarray. Joey says, I'm sorry, Jesse

759
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 1: says to Danny, your mom has lost her touch. Danny

760
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 1: declares that his mom wants the guys to clean up

761
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 1: their own mess, and Jesse accuses Danny of being mommy whipped.

762
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 1: Come on, Jesse, right, So now Claire enters the room,

763
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: followed by two other women, Jesse and Joey's moms, Irene

764
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 1: and Mindy. I love this so much, love.

765
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,879
Speaker 2: This because they were it was so great to watch

766
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 2: the other moms walk in the room and be so

767
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 2: specific to who their kids were. Like Jesse and Irene

768
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 2: looked at you know what I mean, Like they had

769
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 2: almost the same hair and then yeah and then uh,

770
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:53,320
Speaker 2: and Mindy and Joey basically had matching shirts.

771
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 1: It's so great you can tell instantly whose mom goes

772
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: with whose character because of just what they're wearing. Yeah,

773
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 1: it was really definitely hats off to the to the

774
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:06,919
Speaker 1: wardrobe department for that. Yeah. Uh, Claire says, I thought

775
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,799
Speaker 1: that the moms would be very interested to see how

776
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 1: you boys keep house. Irene tells Jesse to tuck in

777
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,919
Speaker 1: his shirt. There's a major continuity error here. I don't

778
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 1: know if you caught it. Where John's shirt goes from

779
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 1: tucked to untucked to tucked to untucked. It's in a

780
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,399
Speaker 1: matter of seconds. So yeah, that's one of those things.

781
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 1: That's all right. Yeah, continuity was never our strong suit,

782
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: that's all right. Irene tells a story about a young

783
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 1: eight year old Jesse who loved to help her iron.

784
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 1: She says, to this day, he's the only one I

785
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:39,399
Speaker 1: trust with my chiffon. Uh. And she is the real

786
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:43,760
Speaker 1: estate agent in the original Ghostbusters. Yes, she is fire Station.

787
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, do you remember the scene they come in?

788
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:50,359
Speaker 2: And I totally I remember her because Ghostbusters was one

789
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 2: of my favorite movies as a kid. So when she

790
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 2: was on the episode, I was like, oh, I remember

791
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,800
Speaker 2: being very excited that it was It was the lady

792
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 2: from Ghostbusters.

793
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 1: Oh that's so cool.

794
00:37:59,120 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 2: Love that.

795
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 1: Joey says, Mom, let's show them the hoover. Mindy grabs

796
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 1: Joey's legs and hoovers Joey with his hands and roller

797
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 1: skates while humming a vacuum noise. This is great, Like

798
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 1: the apple does not fall far from the tree, not

799
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: at all.

800
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 2: And Dave's I mean, they just really so wonderfully used

801
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 2: Dave's talent of voiceovers and noises, and I mean he

802
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 2: really like it was I forgot all of the stuff

803
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 2: that he voiced and did in each episode, you know,

804
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 2: and they really like just leaned into that as his strength.

805
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,320
Speaker 2: It was very funny, and as a kid, I definitely

806
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 2: enjoyed it.

807
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: It's so funn You're just like, what can't this guy do?

808
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: Like I can do every voice. He's a human vacuumation.

809
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 1: She can be an inadamatet object. It's fantastic. Yeah, love

810
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,839
Speaker 1: that guy. The moms decide that one of them needs

811
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 1: to be there at all times to supervise, so they

812
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,240
Speaker 1: develop a schedule between the three of them. But Danny

813
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 1: has a different proposition. If the guys can get the

814
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: house in order in the next few hours, the moms

815
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: won't have to move in and run their lives. So

816
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: Danny sends them shopping for a few hours so that

817
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,399
Speaker 1: the men can clean up and prove themselves. They all

818
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,320
Speaker 1: do a hands in and say.

819
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:14,240
Speaker 2: Deal, didn't they do Is this where they said?

820
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 1: Uh?

821
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:18,800
Speaker 2: Or is that at the end the and break moment

822
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:20,439
Speaker 2: because there's a's this moment.

823
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:21,399
Speaker 1: I think they do two of them.

824
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 2: They do two of them because that was such a

825
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 2: moment that we that was what we all did backstage.

826
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, before every show.

827
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 2: Our intros, and I think even during Fuller we recorded

828
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 2: some and and maybe posted them up there. But yeah,

829
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 2: we'd all do our weird little thing and stand in

830
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 2: a circle and and like yell and just get all

831
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:43,880
Speaker 2: the jittersm whatever out, and then we'd be like, yeah,

832
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:45,720
Speaker 2: run and break.

833
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I think John just posted something a video

834
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 1: recently that has the huddle moment. Yeah, and Dave is

835
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 1: yelling something inappropriate, no doubt.

836
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 2: Right, But it was like we did that little that

837
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 2: little huddle, and so that that a break moment.

838
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:03,359
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, oh, I love that. That's such

839
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: sweet memories. And I have the video from Fuller House

840
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 1: of us doing it.

841
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, John definitely has put one of the original

842
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 2: show and not us doing our thing.

843
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: I love it. I love those moments. So we cut

844
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 1: to the upstairs hallway and the men are carrying buckets, brooms,

845
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 1: and other cleaning supplies to delay the inevitable cleaning of

846
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 1: the dreaded bathroom. The men decide to check in on

847
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 1: how well the girls are cleaning their room, so they

848
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 1: walk into DJ and Stephanie's room and they find that

849
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 1: the room is ransacked. Furnitures overturned, clothes and toys are

850
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:40,800
Speaker 1: strewn everywhere. Steph says, we lost something, and after mumbling

851
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: and trying not to say his name by wiping their

852
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 1: hands across their mouths, the girls finally admit that they

853
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 1: lost Bubba.

854
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 2: Is this exactly how it went when you lost Bubba?

855
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 1: Was this what happened? Well? Yeah, like I was mumbling

856
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: and trying to hide the fact, but I felt like

857
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:00,319
Speaker 1: I had to come clean because the guilt was right. Yeah,

858
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: you toys were leading me alive things? Yeah I overturned

859
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:08,800
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah, my toys were all over the house. Yes.

860
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 1: So Jesse is increble incredulous because you know he loves

861
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 1: that amphibian. We are going to turn this house upside

862
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 1: down until we find that turtle. So, despite the fact

863
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: that the guy's entire future is dependent on cleaning the

864
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 1: entire house for the next few hours, they decide to

865
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 1: squander that the entire time by looking for the turtle instead.

866
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 1: You know, priorities, right, I mean that pet. The pet

867
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 1: is important. It's ted is important to the girls and

868
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 1: to Jesse.

869
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 2: Sop a floor when there's a missing turtle, you know

870
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:36,359
Speaker 2: what I mean?

871
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 1: Exactly exactly a few hours later, we are in the

872
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: living room where the whole family meets and Steph asks

873
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 1: no bubba. Danny says, no bubba. The house is even

874
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,880
Speaker 1: more of a mess. Dj offers to buy Jesse a

875
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 1: new turtle, and Steph offers to give him all of

876
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: her money. Two dollars and fifty eight cents. Oh so sweet.

877
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:01,359
Speaker 2: Still, the mom's that's a that's dollars and fifty eight cents.

878
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 1: That's my max. Well, that might be worth like five

879
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:07,280
Speaker 1: bucks now these days, maybe true with inflation. Stuff definitely

880
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 1: offered up at least five to ten dollars for a turtle.

881
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 1: That's very, very You could probably buy a turtle for

882
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,800
Speaker 1: five bucks now, I don't know, maybe not maybe a tortoise.

883
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 1: Don't you know, haven't you had to buy a new turtle?

884
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 1: Just kidding, Jody, Jody, I'm never going to live this down,

885
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: am I? Turtles and bags. The mom's return from shopping

886
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: and they aren't carrying any shopping bags, which is hysterical.

887
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 1: And they are shocked at the mess in front of them.

888
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 1: Irene says, my advice don't clean anymore.

889
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 2: Just move That is any my same advice for cleaning too.

890
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 2: If it just gets you bad, I go, you know what,

891
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 2: just I can't. Yeah, let's just that's it.

892
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 1: When it gets bad enough, I just want to bury

893
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 1: myself in a like a real estate app and look

894
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 1: up new real estate to buy, because I'm just like,

895
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:54,320
Speaker 1: it's it's a lost cause.

896
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 2: In this house and that and that house in that

897
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 2: state was definitely.

898
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:02,240
Speaker 1: Oh, that was a lot bad. Danny tells the moms

899
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: just a minute, we're having a family problem here. The

900
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 1: girls feel bad about losing Bubba, and Danny gives them

901
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,720
Speaker 1: a parenting pep talk. He says, you feel bad because

902
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: you love your uncle Jesse. I know that losing Bubba

903
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: was an accident. The guys tell the girls that they

904
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,279
Speaker 1: aren't mad, and in fact, the guys are there for

905
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,399
Speaker 1: the girls when they have a problem the same way

906
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: that the girls are there for the guys. The moms

907
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 1: are silently watching the guys being good dads. That is

908
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:28,799
Speaker 1: so sweet. Claire says, We're gonna have such a great

909
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 1: time living here. Danny says, no, we want another shot

910
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 1: at this. Joey suggests that the moms take the girls

911
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 1: to the zoo for a few hours and let the

912
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 1: guys have one more shot. We cut two. A dance number.

913
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 1: I mean this, This calls for a dance number.

914
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,799
Speaker 2: Everything calls what a dance number? In nineteen eighty seven,

915
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 2: everything called for a dance number. That was just how

916
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 2: it was a requirement every few minutes of a film

917
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 2: or a TV show is like, we need a montage

918
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:55,800
Speaker 2: or a song.

919
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's it's true.

920
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 2: And it really did add some a and honestly, the choreograph,

921
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 2: the choreography was impressive, being that they just pulled it off.

922
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 1: You know, I I love it. They knew, they knew

923
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: the moves. It was great good so they knew all

924
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: of it. It's yes. So they're dancing to I Feel

925
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:16,720
Speaker 1: Good by James Brown. Jesse's dancing with a feather duster,

926
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 1: Danny's dancing by whipping a rag above his head and circles.

927
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,720
Speaker 1: Joey pops up from his alcove, wearing a tool belt

928
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 1: and using a dustbuster like a microphone and singing while

929
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 1: he's strutting. The three men shake their bums to the

930
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,359
Speaker 1: music and at the end they the end of the song,

931
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 1: they do the splits.

932
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 2: They basically do like a death drop, which is a

933
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 2: very like Vogue sort of, you know, they just I

934
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 2: was impressed.

935
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:45,359
Speaker 1: Ouch, I was impressed and in pain just watching it. Like, now,

936
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 1: you weren't You weren't in this part of the scene.

937
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 1: So do you remember them rehearsing this or probably not

938
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 1: because you weren't in I don't know if you were

939
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 1: in this part of the scene.

940
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 2: I wasn't in that part of the scene. But I

941
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:58,439
Speaker 2: I mean, I think we were getting ready to enter,

942
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,920
Speaker 2: you know, right off of right off stage, off of

943
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 2: the front porch there, and I'm sure that we, you know,

944
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,880
Speaker 2: heard the music and we're I know I probably did,

945
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:10,720
Speaker 2: was paying attention, Yeah, yeah, but I definitely I remember

946
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 2: I remember them singing that song and having and the splits.

947
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 1: Was It's so perfect the song, the dance moves, splits.

948
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 1: It's also perfect.

949
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,760
Speaker 2: Look how a turtle can bring a family together.

950
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 1: Right, So the moms and the girls enter carrying their

951
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: Zoo souvenirs and they exclaim it's immaculate. They are so

952
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 1: impressed that the house is now spotless. Steph says Grandma Irene.

953
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 2: Does this mean Hell is freezing over?

954
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:36,760
Speaker 1: What? Tony Sweeten?

955
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 2: I know from the BAC.

956
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 1: Look, this is It's who I've always been. What kind

957
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 1: of ire you? It's the true me. But I loved

958
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 1: that line. I thought it was so funny.

959
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I thought it was hilarious.

960
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 1: I think feel about this line.

961
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. I mean, you know it.

962
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,319
Speaker 2: I think later on in the show we came to

963
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:01,760
Speaker 2: we wouldn't say hell or baby. It was like something

964
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 2: that suddenly again that you couldn't no longer say on television.

965
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:08,319
Speaker 2: I don't know, but yeah, Hell was freezing over. I

966
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 2: thought that I just as a kid, I thought that

967
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 2: was the funniest line. And I was like, I say

968
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 2: like hell and be like, oh my god.

969
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you were so grown up?

970
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 2: Yeah you know, yeah, I felt I felt like I

971
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:19,240
Speaker 2: was thirty.

972
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: You basically were a thirty year old in the body

973
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 1: of a fire rold. So the girls dump their souvenirs

974
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: on the front door stairs, and the men are like, no, no, no, no, no,

975
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 1: put those away in your room. The moms continue to

976
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,320
Speaker 1: inspect the house, and Joey ushers them into the kitchen

977
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 1: and dust busts each person as they walk through the

978
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 1: door into the newly sterile environment. Very funny. So now

979
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 1: they are in the kitchen and Jesse has ironed with

980
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: the shirts perfectly. Irene says, Jesse, you still have your touch.

981
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 1: Joey is proud of his clean dishes. You could eat

982
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:55,280
Speaker 1: off these dishes. And suddenly a woman enters the back

983
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 1: kitchen door and says, sorry, the bank is closed. Can

984
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 1: you pay me in cash? Uh? Oh? Busted? Oh? Who

985
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:07,399
Speaker 1: is this woman? Joey pretends that she's his fiance and

986
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 1: Danny finally just pays her and says, okay, look, we

987
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: had a little bit of help, but it's the cleaning

988
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 1: woman they hired. Cleaning hired them and do the work

989
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 1: for them, Which I was.

990
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 2: The question, why are they dancing as though they've cleaned

991
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:21,799
Speaker 2: the house when nobody else is.

992
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,319
Speaker 1: There to sell them lie to?

993
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 2: They're just like you know what I mean, like that happened,

994
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 2: and I was like, well then what again, what the

995
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:33,840
Speaker 2: hell were you guys doing dancing around.

996
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: With dustbusters and whatnot?

997
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 2: Like that was just you guys congratulating yourselves for having

998
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 2: someone else do the work.

999
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 1: That's hysterical. I didn't put two and two together because

1000
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:45,799
Speaker 1: I live in sitcom Land and I'm just like, oh, yeah,

1001
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 1: of course, yeah, you know, you're right. Why go through

1002
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,399
Speaker 1: the motions if they didn't even clean it well?

1003
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 2: And I would get it if the kids and whatever

1004
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 2: were standing there, but no one was. There was no

1005
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 2: one when they were having their little cleaning party. Self congratulations,

1006
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 2: I love it. Yes, I love these three guys so much.

1007
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 2: I love these amphibians.

1008
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 1: I love these Amphibians. Danny promises the moms that things

1009
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 1: are gonna go a lot smoother around there, and Claire

1010
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 1: puts her arms around the other moms and says, does

1011
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,239
Speaker 1: this mean that you don't need us anymore? The moms

1012
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:20,800
Speaker 1: give their poudy faces, and Jesse says, come by any time.

1013
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 1: Claire says, you may be a little sloppy, but those

1014
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:27,240
Speaker 1: kids are getting a lot of love, and they all hug,

1015
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 1: all hug.

1016
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 2: Moment.

1017
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: DJ enters and says this is so nice. I wish

1018
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 1: Bubba was here to share in this, and enters Bubba

1019
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: on a skateboard, I followed by Stephanie.

1020
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 2: By Steph who says I found him. I love that

1021
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 2: Amphi Fibian And that's our show.

1022
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:51,320
Speaker 1: And that's all. But I do know that button.

1023
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 2: Did steph put the turtle on the skateboard or did

1024
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,240
Speaker 2: she find the turtle skateboarding in the backyard?

1025
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 1: My question, Yeah, which came first. I was wondering that too.

1026
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, how did the turtle get on the skateboard?

1027
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 1: I think it's implied that Stephanie put him on the

1028
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 1: skateboard to make this grand entrance, but I don't know. Okay, yeah,

1029
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,240
Speaker 1: where did she find him? I guess just in the backyard.

1030
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 1: That's where my my time in.

1031
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 2: The backyard, and she was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna

1032
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 2: make an entrance for Bubba.

1033
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:16,880
Speaker 1: I like it, I love it. I love the drama.

1034
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 1: Was quite an entrance. It was great. It was a

1035
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 1: very tolerant turtle slash tortoise slash amphibian truly truly that

1036
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: we all loved.

1037
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 2: And turtles and bags. I've got turtles and bags. Yeah,

1038
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,239
Speaker 2: it was No one else will find that funny. I'm

1039
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,760
Speaker 2: what are they on about? And we find it hilarious?

1040
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. So yeah, let's say our final thoughts, like, what

1041
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:40,319
Speaker 1: did you think overall about this lovely episode?

1042
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:48,280
Speaker 2: You know, I thought, overall, it's interesting to go back

1043
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 2: and watch these episodes where some of the characters it were,

1044
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 2: you know, it's so early in the show. Like I said,

1045
00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 2: we're finding Danny not a clean freak. It's you know,

1046
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 2: part of his personality has always been that Danny Tanner

1047
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 2: is a clean freak. And what we see here is

1048
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 2: he wasn't right like Danny Tanner actually was kind of

1049
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 2: was flailing and kind of didn't have it organized and

1050
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:20,240
Speaker 2: didn't really know what was going on and and became

1051
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 2: that person. So it's actually kind of fun to go

1052
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,839
Speaker 2: back and watch it and be like, oh, you know,

1053
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 2: some of these characters and people and you know, like

1054
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 2: Jesse being so you know, not mister soft and smushy guy,

1055
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 2: and you know whatever, and then becoming such a family

1056
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 2: guy and having his kids and it, you know, and

1057
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 2: all these things that you know now we know are

1058
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 2: coming in the in the run of the show. But

1059
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 2: it's cool to go back and watch those and be like, oh, yeah,

1060
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 2: you know, the the pre how Rude days, the the

1061
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,880
Speaker 2: pre Danny Tanner cleaning days, the you know, pre Kimmy

1062
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,319
Speaker 2: Gibbler all the time, like just all of these things.

1063
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 2: It's fun to see where the character started and and

1064
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 2: really how this family came together all over a turtle,

1065
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:11,280
Speaker 2: though really at all because of a turtle.

1066
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I think after living through the series for

1067
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:17,799
Speaker 1: eight full seasons, you just take for granted these character traits, right,

1068
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 1: But you're right. Getting to go back and see the

1069
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: origin of all of this is really really cool because

1070
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 1: even thought about this in thirty six thirty seven years.

1071
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 2: I know, to be honest, I never considered the fact

1072
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 2: that Danny wasn't I mean, he always was sort of

1073
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 2: like kind of the.

1074
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:33,400
Speaker 1: Neatest of the guys.

1075
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 2: But what we see here is like in these first

1076
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 2: few episodes that Danny's really in over his head, doesn't

1077
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 2: know how to like take the kid out without nine

1078
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 2: thousand things, you know, like is it's kind of a mess,

1079
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Speaker 2: doesn't know how to like delegate things, you know, all

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Speaker 2: the stuff that is just so not the Danny Tanner

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Speaker 2: uh and the Tanner household that we kind of come

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Speaker 2: to know. It's it's really fun to work these the

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Speaker 2: guys be these you know, kind of bumbling idiots in

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Speaker 2: the beginning.

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Speaker 1: It's funny. It's it's hysterical, and I can forgive the gender,

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Speaker 1: the gendered norms and stuff just because it's the eighties.

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Speaker 1: It's the eighties.

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Speaker 2: We this was you know, this is why where we

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Speaker 2: were like, hey, look where we're at now. So you know, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's not uh, we're not relying on our on moms

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Speaker 2: to take care of adult men anymore. Mostly yes, but

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Speaker 2: guys had it together.

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Speaker 1: We'd have no plot line.

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Speaker 2: If you exactly had a parent, clean and do everything.

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Speaker 1: Yet we don't.

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Speaker 2: They knew what they were doing, we would have, it

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Speaker 2: wouldn't be funny, and there would be no growth, and

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Speaker 2: there would be no you know, there would be no

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Speaker 2: moments of coming together, and there would be no turtles

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Speaker 2: and bags.

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Speaker 1: No turtles and bags. I love it. I love that.

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Speaker 1: I love that amphibian so much, and I'm glad he

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Speaker 1: was found. I'm glad my own turtle, Franklin was found.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad your own turtle ended in much this much

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Speaker 2: the same way, minus the skateboard, which I have apologize.

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Speaker 2: I was out of town. I couldn't couldn't get to that.

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Speaker 1: But next time, how rude, Next time you need to

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Speaker 1: be here.

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Speaker 2: Next time, I promise I'll fully recreate the episode for you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. I appreciate the commitment. So everybody

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Speaker 1: that's our show for the week. Those are our turtles

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Speaker 1: and bags, and.

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Speaker 2: Make sure and follow us on Instagram at how Rude Podcast.

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Speaker 2: You can also email us at how Rude podcast at

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Speaker 2: gmail dot com. Make sure and leave us comments, subscribe

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Speaker 2: to the podcast. Yeah, is there any any any other

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Speaker 2: stuff to add? Any other promo stuff to ad.

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Speaker 1: Just turtles and turtles and bags. That's it. That's it.

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Speaker 1: The uh Bubba.

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Speaker 2: You know we should have his own Instagram. I really

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Speaker 2: feel like it. He's gonna be the longest living cast member.

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Speaker 1: You do know this right for sure? Oh yeah, they

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Speaker 1: live like hundreds of years.

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Speaker 2: That that turtle is gonna have its own reboot show

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Speaker 2: in like four iterations.

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Speaker 1: Somebody, can somebody out there, some diehard fan, please track

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Speaker 1: down Bubba the truth and let us know where does

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Speaker 1: he live, what has he been in these days? Keeping

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Speaker 1: up to right, living a life of leisure? I love

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Speaker 1: that Amphibian all right? Can I love you Aby? And

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Speaker 1: I love that I love you Jody.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for joining us for another episode of How Rude.

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Speaker 2: Tan Rito's Ba