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Speaker 1: It's convention week, dude, we got team. Mine is four

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Speaker 1: all hell breaks loose. Man, all hell breaks loose.

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Speaker 2: I think all your calculations are off too. So we're

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Speaker 1: There's three days until all these some of these losers

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Speaker 2: What do you mean hell breaks loose? Like they they're

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's gonna get crazy, that's all.

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Speaker 2: It's just because it's a lot of people that kind

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Speaker 1: Great group of people. And I wonder if there's any newbies.

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Speaker 1: You think there's some new people coming that I've never

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Speaker 2: The first couple of minutes is that look around the bar, Wow,

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Speaker 1: Oh? I have friends? Now?

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Speaker 2: Now we're meeting up the next day. Oh, we're doing

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Speaker 1: Oh, we're going to a wedding. I mean, Buddy Glass

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Speaker 1: that's just shocking to hear. Callaway, yeah, Callaway. But the

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Speaker 1: I like it. I don't hate it. I don't hate it.

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Speaker 1: Could be worse, could have been could have been a

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Speaker 1: don't know. I'm lacking sleep.

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Speaker 2: The two things about this convention drinking moderation, Yeah, where's

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Speaker 2: And I got to learn these in people's names. I

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Speaker 1: That's tough. Don't know their names. I know Callaway, Okay,

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Speaker 1: who else you know? Miguel? You know, Danny Mario, Eric Martinez,

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Speaker 2: Laura, I know bj my buddy may come.

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Speaker 1: All right, Uh, Buddy Glass, you know him at his

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Speaker 2: I meant, there's people that have come to these for

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Speaker 1: I'll be honest. Like mckivn. Emily McKinnon's brother. I don't

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Speaker 2: The question really is who were the Who is the

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Speaker 1: The horse trainer. No, I wasn't a horse trainer. Ye

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Speaker 1: I just don't have everybody's name down. Pat Lourie.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if she's coming, right, but I know

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Speaker 1: I don't know if he's coming. I haven't heard from him.

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Speaker 2: Baser took Laurie back to our hotel room last time.

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Speaker 1: That's right, step and Sam got off the party bus

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Speaker 2: Uh So, what I wanted all that to say this,

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Speaker 2: No, so I was like, I don't really need to

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Speaker 1: But it's not. It's twenty twenty five and we're doing

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Speaker 2: It's like, you know, you're dating a chick, you're dating

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Speaker 1: Do you learn their family's names? You're like, oh, this

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Speaker 1: Every branch, every leave, every route.

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Speaker 2: So some of these people get meet quick, Get Mary quick.

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Speaker 2: You got to learn all those family names like that, Bro.

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Speaker 1: Dude, it's pretty impressive. It does. It's tough, man, because

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Speaker 2: Well, that's why I'm throwing the alcohol in moderation, because

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Speaker 1: Guys, Bromo, Oh you're from Florida. Go what'd you guys say?

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Speaker 2: You don't try to memorize anything, and people will say stuff, Oh, hey, man, hey, man,

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Speaker 2: But that's also why we have the happy hour. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Maybe they don't know their names. Bro, there's a guy

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Speaker 1: Him met him. But have you seen him before? Bro?

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Speaker 2: I talked to him every damn morning for the past.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for Kate, because it was a matter of

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Speaker 1: oh the one two three sort loser? What up? Everybody?

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Speaker 1: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so

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Speaker 1: I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 2: I live on the North side of Ashville with my

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Speaker 2: Broadway girl Baser. We do have two point two acres

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Speaker 2: was snow covered. It's all melted now white picket fans

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, how are we going to see

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Speaker 2: If he was good, he would be at a paint

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Speaker 1: He'd be the next Caitlyn Snelling. That's what I was

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Speaker 1: I've seen those in person. She's really good.

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Speaker 2: Thank god, Okay, it's not free babysitting. Next thing, you know,

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Speaker 2: It was good because then Texas came back at the end.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean they came back at the end.

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Speaker 1: what they were doing at the end of the first half.

431
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,040
Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell they were doing. When

432
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,960
Speaker 1: they blitzed and that screen goes for seventy five yards touchdown,

433
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:25,280
Speaker 1: I was.

434
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,520
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, dude, I think we just saw

435
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,120
Speaker 2: the reincarnation of the bus.

436
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god. No, he didn't even get touched. There

437
00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:34,119
Speaker 1: was no bus. Dude didn't even get touched.

438
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:38,480
Speaker 2: Bro, if you are if you're Texas, that was bad that.

439
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:41,199
Speaker 2: I mean, that's that's ear at the bar to just

440
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,000
Speaker 2: mix up the juju. You might want to leave that bar.

441
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:46,680
Speaker 1: My wife goes, man, that guy's fast. I was like, yeah,

442
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:50,040
Speaker 1: that's not good. What were they doing. They're playing soft

443
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,560
Speaker 1: D and then they blitzing everybody out. I mean, it

444
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:53,160
Speaker 1: was so weird.

445
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,560
Speaker 2: I don't know it was They're like, oh, we'll just

446
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:58,080
Speaker 2: play soft on this well, a little too soft. He

447
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:02,520
Speaker 2: just went ninety seven yards Trevan Henderson to the house.

448
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,760
Speaker 1: And then the second half was fantastic. Texas scores ties

449
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,199
Speaker 1: it up. It's fourteen fourteen, back and forth. It's like

450
00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:13,080
Speaker 1: edge of your seat drama. And then Ohio State scores

451
00:20:13,119 --> 00:20:16,320
Speaker 1: twenty one to fourteen, and Texas, I mean, Quinn you weers.

452
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,320
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, as much as I think Quinn

453
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:24,240
Speaker 1: you were sucks. He played so good, he played.

454
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,200
Speaker 2: So good except for that blind side.

455
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:31,800
Speaker 1: No stop, that's not his fault. You gotta see that. No, no, no,

456
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:36,239
Speaker 1: His offensive line got obliterated. He had no time to

457
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:39,480
Speaker 1: throw the football. It wasn't his fault that the offensive

458
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:42,600
Speaker 1: line couldn't block anybody. All night he was pulling place

459
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:45,680
Speaker 1: out of his ass because no one could block Ohio

460
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:50,720
Speaker 1: State's defensive line. And Sark, what the hell are you doing?

461
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,840
Speaker 1: He's back to drinking. I mean, you had to be

462
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:58,040
Speaker 1: on the sauce second and goal from the one yard

463
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,760
Speaker 1: line and you do some crazy the ass pitch five

464
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,879
Speaker 1: yards backwards. That was the game.

465
00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:07,560
Speaker 2: That was it, because they had it a to one

466
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:10,160
Speaker 2: and they had in the yardage and they kept lose.

467
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:14,720
Speaker 1: They lost five yards and then quinn Ewers, he gets

468
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:18,000
Speaker 1: the right tackle, gets blown by. On that final play,

469
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,560
Speaker 1: quinn Ewers had no tide even throw the ball, so

470
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,040
Speaker 1: they were one play away from tying it up with

471
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,720
Speaker 1: ninety seconds to go. So everybody adding like it was

472
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,480
Speaker 1: a blowout. Ohio State dominated. It was such a good

473
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,880
Speaker 1: game and quinn Ewers. Everybody blaming quin Youwers, You've got

474
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:36,879
Speaker 1: to stop they he he kind of sucks, But I

475
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,120
Speaker 1: think he's kind of good. Okay, At the same time,

476
00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:41,760
Speaker 1: ill of a breakdown, Like I think, I don't think

477
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,000
Speaker 1: he's as bad as we think.

478
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,800
Speaker 2: Every year he's in the front runner to be the Heisman,

479
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,399
Speaker 2: and it always never comes close.

480
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:50,800
Speaker 1: But they where did they lose last year? How far

481
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,160
Speaker 1: did they make it red River?

482
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:53,680
Speaker 2: No?

483
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,040
Speaker 1: Where did they make it in the college football playoffs?

484
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,280
Speaker 1: Somewhere semi finals? Where did they make it this year?

485
00:21:58,320 --> 00:21:59,040
Speaker 2: Semi finals?

486
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,520
Speaker 1: So I would say Quinnewers is not that bad of

487
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:05,400
Speaker 1: as he's not great, he leaves a lot to be desired.

488
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:06,160
Speaker 1: Well not to day.

489
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,520
Speaker 2: Man, Hey, you don't really got to play anybody all season.

490
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,960
Speaker 2: You'll get in as a non conference team.

491
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,719
Speaker 1: What do you mean they beat who? They beat him,

492
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:17,240
Speaker 1: They beat Penn State. Right in the playoffs, they beat

493
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:21,520
Speaker 1: usc but during the regular season that might have been

494
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,800
Speaker 1: one of the easiest schedules. They played like the Little

495
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:28,960
Speaker 1: Sisters School of the Poor Northern Illinois. They lost to them.

496
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:32,720
Speaker 1: Navy Army. Let's call that a season. Baby. We're in

497
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,959
Speaker 1: the playoffs and they're a raked team with home field.

498
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,960
Speaker 2: I mean they, I mean that this could be an

499
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:43,080
Speaker 2: absolute sodomization in the final.

500
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're not even We're not We're not

501
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 1: even there yet. We're still talking about I want to

502
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,399
Speaker 1: talk about Texas. You just broke it down. Quinn Ewers

503
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 1: is good but kind of bad, but kind of good.

504
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 1: He leaves a lot to I mean, I don't think

505
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:56,119
Speaker 1: he's amazing, but I thought he played pretty well and

506
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 1: everybody hating on him.

507
00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:58,880
Speaker 2: I would have loved that game a little bit early

508
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,159
Speaker 2: on on a Friday, but that's when primetime is.

509
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,640
Speaker 1: I get it a.

510
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,920
Speaker 2: Nice four o'clock start time. It was no day, dude,

511
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,640
Speaker 2: we didn't have time to watch it on Friday night. Dude,

512
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 2: justin he couldn't get the TVs figured out in the clubhouse.

513
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,359
Speaker 2: He was calling me and I was going in my

514
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 2: head from a year ago when I lived at the apartment.

515
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,679
Speaker 2: The special trick I would do where I'd stick my

516
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 2: finger underneath the TV.

517
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the paper trick.

518
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,639
Speaker 2: And you try to get it to turn on. And

519
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 2: he had a party there and they had no TVs

520
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:24,400
Speaker 2: that worked for the game.

521
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,639
Speaker 1: That's I thought he was going to go to the

522
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 1: bar they ended up going. They did.

523
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 2: It was just a side TV by the poker table

524
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,879
Speaker 2: that wasn't that big that everybody was watching on And

525
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,240
Speaker 2: I said, this is depressing. You're a Buckeyes fan. You

526
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,120
Speaker 2: need to go to a bar and celebrate and cheer

527
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:38,920
Speaker 2: the right way.

528
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I felt bad for Texas. It sucked.

529
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,160
Speaker 1: It was it was a really good game.

530
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 2: Uh the response on Justin we didn't hear from him

531
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,480
Speaker 2: for two days. It was a two day hangover. He

532
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:51,200
Speaker 2: didn't even drink on Saturday. He was that hungover. Really

533
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,960
Speaker 2: he had it from whatever happened on Friday night. I

534
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 2: don't know all the details. Two day hangover.

535
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:59,879
Speaker 1: God cool. I mean, I mean, I just don't understand

536
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 1: what Sark was doing.

537
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,639
Speaker 2: That was frustrating because I mean, why not push push

538
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 2: it like four plays in a row.

539
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 1: I was a neutral party.

540
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,239
Speaker 2: I wanted it to be tied and get crazy there

541
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 2: at the end of the day, and then you get

542
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,920
Speaker 2: the strip sack and the game's over. You're like, damn,

543
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:12,640
Speaker 2: that's how it ends.

544
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,920
Speaker 1: That was pretty crazy. Yeah, I mean, I mean when

545
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,440
Speaker 1: he stripsacked, it was like, oh man.

546
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,119
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, oh, replay, replay, maybe he's thrown. No,

547
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,639
Speaker 2: it wasn't even closer to throwing. It bounced right into

548
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,880
Speaker 2: his hands and he ran it all the way. Okay,

549
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 2: got it. Replay not necessary?

550
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 1: And I mean, Quinn, you weres. I mean that didn't

551
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 1: I mean, does he show any emotion, like he licked

552
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 1: his fingers. Yeah, that licking of the fingers was driving

553
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 1: me nuts every time. But I mean he pulled the

554
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 1: players out of his ass. He was the only reason

555
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 1: Texas was in the game and their defense. But Quinn,

556
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:46,239
Speaker 1: you were making plays left and right. I don't know.

557
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 1: You gotta go to break. Yeah, we're gonna go to

558
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 1: break and we're gonna come back. I'm not telling you

559
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,200
Speaker 1: about I mean I went to bed and then Saturday

560
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 1: we really hit the snow. We'll be right back. Let

561
00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 1: me tell you, yeah, back live. I'm not on Yeah

562
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 1: you are. I'm not on. Oh my headphones aren't plugged in.

563
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 1: Are you on acid? No shrooms, dude. I was just

564
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,640
Speaker 1: doing a I was doing a taste tests. I could

565
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 1: tell the people coming to the convention which ones are

566
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:12,400
Speaker 1: the good ones.

567
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,159
Speaker 2: It is great start man, You do that at the

568
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 2: live podcasts were fucked.

569
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 1: Anyway. I went to the bathroom during that break, dude,

570
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 1: and I just want to give you an update. The

571
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 1: cleaning lady was in the bathroom and I went pee,

572
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,400
Speaker 1: So you're one for one.

573
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 2: Uh.

574
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 1: She was washing the mirrors, and I was like, I

575
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,199
Speaker 1: don't care. I got to urinate, and so I went

576
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 1: in anyway, and I peed while she was sitting there

577
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 1: doing the mirrors.

578
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,959
Speaker 2: Right, But did you ask her do you care if

579
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 2: I come in here because it's sexual harassment? No?

580
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:39,880
Speaker 1: I just went in and peed and then I washed.

581
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,639
Speaker 1: I walked by her and I said morning. I said morning.

582
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 1: That's it. I mean, I was like, whatever, don't care.

583
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,440
Speaker 2: So I believe the culture before we got here was

584
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 2: people peeded while she was cleaning, and then the culture

585
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 2: changed a little bit. She started putting up that yellow

586
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,920
Speaker 2: tape across the entrance, and now I think she's getting

587
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 2: back to where she just doesn't care, and we don't care.

588
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,399
Speaker 1: Well, the yellow tape was there, but it was just

589
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 1: flopping in the wind like it was just it was.

590
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 1: It was supposed to be connected, but I guess it

591
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,879
Speaker 1: fell down. And the door was kinna propped open, so

592
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 1: I knew she was in there, but my bowels movements

593
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,159
Speaker 1: were not gonna wait, and I had to urinate.

594
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,200
Speaker 2: My thing is, we're do morning radio. We get breaks

595
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 2: that bones gives us, sometimes at eight twenty, sometimes at

596
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 2: ten twenty. When we get those breaks, we go piss

597
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 2: our brains off.

598
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't have time. You got to drain a lizard.

599
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 2: And I always make eye contact with her, like, honey,

600
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 2: this piece coming out, whether you get out of my

601
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,360
Speaker 2: way or not. And she knows that, so she lets

602
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 2: me come in. She lets me drain my lizard, and

603
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:38,360
Speaker 2: then I'm on my way.

604
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 1: I didn't even make eye contact with her. I saw

605
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 1: her cleaning the mirror, and I just kept walking. Didn't

606
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 1: even give her a chance to say, oh no, no,

607
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 1: no no. I didn't want her to say no no, no,

608
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,200
Speaker 1: no no, because I was yes, yes, yes, yes yes,

609
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 1: because I already in my mind made it up that

610
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,959
Speaker 1: I was going to pee during that break, and there

611
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 1: was gonna be no stopping it. You can't reverse course,

612
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: you can't be like, oh, let me hold it in

613
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,440
Speaker 1: after I've already told my body it's gonna come out.

614
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 1: Because once you tell your body you're about to go

615
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 1: the increased like oh my gosh, like the urge to

616
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,440
Speaker 1: pee is one hundred times born. But I love that

617
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 1: we're all in this. She's in it, We're in it.

618
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 1: We're all fine with it.

619
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 2: She, because of company policy, Harris Meant, has to throw

620
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 2: up the yellow tape.

621
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 1: She doesn't give a shit. I agree. Now, let's talk

622
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: about Saturday morning. We wake up, you know what I mean,

623
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,199
Speaker 1: because we're gonna go sledding at the local muni. Oh,

624
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 1: the convention. Uh No, snow weekend, dude, I'm talking about

625
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 1: my weekend with the kids. We're gonna go snow at

626
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: the local muni. The eleven year old came back. No,

627
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 1: eleven year old did not come back. We haven't seen

628
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,439
Speaker 1: her since, don't know. I mean she made it home safely,

629
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,159
Speaker 1: I assume, but I did not see her back out

630
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 1: in the snow the rest of the weekend. That in

631
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:48,679
Speaker 1: a nutshell is life. Random Yeah, random girl shows up

632
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 1: the house. We end up calling her mother seeing if

633
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 1: she can go to the park with us. Her mom says, yes,

634
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 1: trust us. Even though I don't know the mom. She

635
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 1: spent four hours of her day on Friday with us

636
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 1: with not even knowing her, and apparently I was calling

637
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 1: her the wrong name the whole day. But I found

638
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,919
Speaker 1: that out on Saturday. That's a good tie in. Uh

639
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 1: So we wake up and all the neighbors aretecting, Hey,

640
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: let's go to the local munity. Let's go to the

641
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 1: local munity. They got some good hills, They got some

642
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 1: good hills. Her name wasn't Shanika. Well, let me tell

643
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,399
Speaker 1: you about the local munity. They have now built a

644
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 1: fence around the entire place trying to keep people out.

645
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,159
Speaker 2: Hold on, Now, we got so many damn local munis.

646
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 2: Is it the one the one that east No, no, no, okay,

647
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 2: it's was it the one that I like?

648
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, the one you like? Okay, they have a fence.

649
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 1: They have a fence around it. Now, the whole thing,

650
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 1: the whole thing. Man, I ain't been there in a

651
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 1: minute exactly. So you're everybody's walking trying to find an

652
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 1: entrance where there's a little gap between the fence and

653
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 1: the forest, and that's where everybody's walking in. You see

654
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 1: the path, you see the path, and people are just

655
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 1: sledding a million and my kids. I'm thinking, okay, are

656
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 1: these kids gonna love it? They were doing smaller hill yesterday.

657
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: This one's a little steeper, a little faster. Which hole

658
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: we are talking number let's see one, two, three, three, four,

659
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: h five, five, five on then on then d on

660
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 1: the end. Yeah, five on the curve over there and

661
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: sliding right off that green. Isn't there a creek down there? No,

662
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 1: that's uh, that's number one on one then you're on one.

663
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 1: But that's a great hill too. Usually we go to

664
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: the kids are going into the creek. Well, that's we

665
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: didn't go that far. We used to go to that

666
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 1: one because we'd park over by the driving range and

667
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 1: it was a short walk, but since they put the

668
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 1: fence around, you'd have to walk all the way from

669
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 1: the front of the driving range all the way over

670
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 1: and that's a long walk for the kids through the snow.

671
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 1: So we just went to this one and we're just

672
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 1: right off the green, sliding down, sliding down. Everybody's out

673
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: there and I'm like, all right, here, we go. We

674
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: show up, and I'm like, how's it gonna go? Right,

675
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: how's it gonna go? And my baby by jumps on

676
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: that little disc right down that sucker National Lampoons, and

677
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, three year old he's like gets

678
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 1: on the sled and I'm like, are you ready. He's

679
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: like yeah, send him. Six year oldest standing up down there,

680
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 1: getting off his sled. Three year old.

681
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 3: Boom takes him out on the first sled, the first

682
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 3: sled down, Down goes baby box, down goes baby box.

683
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 3: And I was like, it almost looked like how when

684
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 3: yours got hit right there on that last play, that

685
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 3: second you.

686
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 1: Know, scooping scorer And I'm like, oh no, I ruined it.

687
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 1: And he gets up and he's all good, and I'm like,

688
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 1: my bad, my bad. I should have waited. He got

689
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 1: out of the way, dude, And there's kids just going

690
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: all directions, so it's just pure chaos.

691
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 2: Kids bounce right back, then, kids bounce back just every

692
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 2: which way, sleds coming from this way, that way.

693
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 1: And I want to take you back to Thursday afternoon.

694
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 1: I forgot about this part of the whole story. We

695
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 1: didn't have sleds and the report are the snow's coming in?

696
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 1: Snow's coming in? And my wife's like, hey, I saw

697
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 1: someone post on the mom's page that the Ace Hardware

698
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: has tons of sleds. But that was four hours ago,

699
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 1: and I was like, why the would Ace Hardware in

700
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 1: Nashville have sleds. They knew the snow was coming. Probably

701
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: probably put it in an order because.

702
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 2: I was gonna say that aisles never getting visited coratulations,

703
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 2: and she goes, that.

704
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 1: Was four hours ago. I don't know if they're still

705
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 1: going to have them. I'm like, all right, let me

706
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 1: get in the car and go. So I get there

707
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: and I pull up in the parking lot's packed. You

708
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 1: can tell people are coming just for the sleds because

709
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 1: there's people coming in and out so fast. No parking spots.

710
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 1: I find a parking spot the only time people go

711
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 1: to A's. And in the parking lot there's a palette

712
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 1: with the sleds on it, and there's three people sitting

713
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 1: there around the pallette just kind of looking at the

714
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 1: sleds like their hands on their chin, like huh, are

715
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 1: these sleds good enough? Huh? I don't know. And there's

716
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: like six sleds left and I'm like, what is the contemplation, Like,

717
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: what are you guys thinking about. It's plastic, it slides,

718
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: It'll go down a hill. Thanks. Yeah, they were. And

719
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 1: these were the circle discs. They got handles on each side.

720
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 1: You hold on and you sit on it like a

721
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: trash can lid. And I mean, as they're contemplating debate

722
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: and like, ah, I just jump out of the car,

723
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: walk up, snatch three, highway robbery, and right out of

724
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 1: underneath their noses. Dude, I'm not waiting in line. I'm

725
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 1: not gonna let you guys decide if the circumference of

726
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 1: this freaking disc is good enough for your kid's ass.

727
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 2: Those are the worst ones.

728
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: Oh hell no, these things are the ones you can

729
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 1: lean I know, but listen, these were these. I get it.

730
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 1: I'm just a Northern guy. And then one guy grabs one,

731
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 1: and then they's just sitting there and there's like three

732
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: left now, and another guy grabs one, and the lady

733
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 1: that was there before I was there, still contemplating, and

734
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 1: then I see her grab two, so there's one left.

735
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 1: I go in the store to pay. By the time

736
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: I come out, sleds are gone. It was empty.

737
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 2: So they were bringing palettes. They didn't even make it

738
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 2: inside the store and were already claiming them.

739
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 1: And I got one of the last ones, dude, because

740
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 1: I but I don't understand what the thought process was

741
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 1: of everybody's standing around looking at them. If they would

742
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 1: have just grabbed right when they got there, I may

743
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: have been sledless. Fight or flight. You just gotta grab

744
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 1: and go.

745
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 2: It's like at the convention, like are you gonna sit

746
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 2: around and wait for what you're gonna drink? You're looking

747
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 2: at the menu, or you're just gonna get you.

748
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: A long neck. That's a great point. And so this

749
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 1: tall alcohol goes down the same tube. So Saturday, we

750
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 1: meet up with the neighbors. Two other families, three other

751
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 1: families show up. You know, everybody's there, like everybody everybody

752
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: from the neighborhood's there, and we are just sledden are

753
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,479
Speaker 1: some of the dads throwing back some frosties. A lot

754
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: of people had their cups of coffee in their hand.

755
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 1: I don't know if they had Bailey's in there with

756
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 1: their hot chocolate.

757
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 2: The neighbor that I know in Brentwood, Dude, those moms

758
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 2: were taking bottles of champagne.

759
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 1: Ladies. I don't know if you want to go in

760
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: the slammer. Well, then I did see a couple of

761
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: Mick Ultra's empty cans, and I don't know if that

762
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: was from the night before, though that may have been

763
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: the night before, because this is at nine o'clock in

764
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 1: the morning. Oh it's too early. Yeah, nine o'clock in

765
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 1: the morning. And then at like ten thirty, we've been

766
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 1: out there for like a little over an hour. The

767
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 1: neighbors are like, are you guys want to go eat

768
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 1: lunch at the convention?

769
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 2: We don't support drinking before noon. This policy has been

770
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:21,880
Speaker 2: approved and permissioned by the Lukecomb's and Eric Church Foundation.

771
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 1: The Chiefs Bar and Category ten and the Nashville Predators

772
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,439
Speaker 1: wish you to come to the game, enjoy it, be loud,

773
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 1: get crazy, and throw a catfish on the ice. Thank moderation.

774
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 1: Now back to your regular SketchUp program. So we're like, well,

775
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 1: we don't really want to leave yet. And then Baby

776
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,439
Speaker 1: Box two, his little best friend is on the way,

777
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: like they woke up, they played in the stow and

778
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 1: now they're driving over from their hood, like they go

779
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 1: to pre k together, and she wants to come sledding

780
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:50,839
Speaker 1: Oh it's a girl. Yeah, he's a pimp dude. And uh,

781
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, But my wife's like, what the neighbors

782
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 1: want to go eat? I'm like, but our kids are

783
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,760
Speaker 1: still sledding. Like their kids were done sledding after thirty minutes,

784
00:34:58,760 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 1: they lost interest in it.

785
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 2: When you guys go eat? What is it a table

786
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:05,240
Speaker 2: of twenty? I would kill myself if I was a waitress.

787
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 1: The two families that went without us, it was a

788
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 1: table for thirteen. You can't be serious. I feel guilty

789
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: when it's me, Baser, Justin and another one. Let me see. Yeah,

790
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 1: they have four, and they have four, that's eight, so

791
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 1: then another family must have gone with them. I'm cool

792
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: with three people.

793
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,320
Speaker 2: When we start going four and five, I'm always like concerned,

794
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:28,879
Speaker 2: All are we overcrowding the table?

795
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 1: Yeah? And they got to the restaurant, whatever restaurant they

796
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,839
Speaker 1: went to, twenty minutes before it opened. They were there

797
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 1: at ten forty. Restaurant didn't open to eleven. We're still

798
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 1: sledding because their kids were done. They were throwing snowballs,

799
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 1: whining and complaining. My kids, including the three year old.

800
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 1: I mean, they are going down the hill, hiking back

801
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 1: up that hill with the sled, jumping on the sled

802
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: going down. They are not caring.

803
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 2: Well, are you having to push them on this hill?

804
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 1: Sometimes? But sometimes they're doing it on their own.

805
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I'm saying. It's probably a more chill experience.

806
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 2: The other one it seemed like you were doing all

807
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 2: all in the friday.

808
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 1: It's all physics, man.

809
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 2: It's a height of the hill, momentum, velocity distance. Whereas

810
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 2: the other one you just didn't.

811
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 1: Have the height. You're right. This one more had a

812
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,840
Speaker 1: straight down so they could just kind of scoot and

813
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 1: go that up the hill.

814
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,760
Speaker 2: Gives you the time to talk to the other parents

815
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 2: and wear them out. Oh, because if you think about it,

816
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 2: some of these hills in Michigan you do maybe three runs. Bro.

817
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,320
Speaker 2: The climb is so long, it's just not worth it.

818
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:27,360
Speaker 2: As a kid, it's so fun, man, Johnny, do you

819
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 2: really want to have to do that climb again? A

820
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 2: lot of people give up on the climb, you know,

821
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:32,800
Speaker 2: I mean, why not be a school teacher?

822
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:33,360
Speaker 1: Why not?

823
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 2: You know, why not give up on the climb. Yeah,

824
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,280
Speaker 2: there's a song that I knock on teachers.

825
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 1: I listened to. It's called Miley Cyrus the climb. Is

826
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 1: it really worth it? Some can't do. Some teach and

827
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 1: it's just pretty funny to watch my three year old.

828
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 1: This disc is three times the size of him, him

829
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:53,320
Speaker 1: dragging it up the hill coming back up, and he

830
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,359
Speaker 1: did it, no complaints. He did it over and over

831
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 1: and over and over. Are you having to focus on

832
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 1: your kids, dude, I'm not focused on anything. They are

833
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 1: having so much fun they can take care of themselves.

834
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: They're dodging sleds.

835
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 2: Listen, the dodge were because when kids go into woods

836
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 2: and stuff, that's when kids start dying.

837
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:15,839
Speaker 1: Well, there's no we're not close enough to a creek

838
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: where they're gonna die.

839
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 2: I think you had told that to your wife as well.

840
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 2: Your life was concerned.

841
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. So it was great. And then it's

842
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: like eleven thirty, twelve o'clock, so we've been out there

843
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 1: for two and a half hours and my wife's like,

844
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: all right, we should probably go eat because the other

845
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,399
Speaker 1: couple that came that met us with the best friend,

846
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 1: they have a new born that's like eight months old,

847
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 1: so they brought it. Yeah, well, what are they gonna

848
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:42,319
Speaker 1: do to leave it at the house? Night? Nurse good point. Uh,

849
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: that baby was getting cold. So we're like, all right,

850
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: let's go eat. You think it's eight months old. It

851
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 1: was freezing its ass off, and so we had brought

852
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 1: dry clothes, and so we put the we changed the

853
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:55,879
Speaker 1: dry clothes in the car, and we go to eat

854
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:59,879
Speaker 1: some barbecue and the place is packed, I mean line

855
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 1: out the f and door. Only restaurant that seemed to

856
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 1: be open in the area was that all the other

857
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: ones were closed. And then a family does the cardinal sin.

858
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 1: They're in line behind us, but they go sit at

859
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,399
Speaker 1: a table before they even order. So when we get

860
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 1: done ordering, there's no table available because they have already

861
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:21,800
Speaker 1: sat down when they haven't even ordered. I don't understand.

862
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 1: When you go to a restaurant and you go to

863
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 1: the counter and you order, and they give you a

864
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 1: little number and they put it on your table and

865
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 1: they bring it out to you, you're not supposed to

866
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 1: claim a table until you eat or until you order.

867
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,839
Speaker 1: Do you understand what I'm saying now? I am with you. Yes,

868
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: they did the exact opposite they claim in here. Dude,

869
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,919
Speaker 1: why does everybody want to be on our nuts so bad?

870
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: What what it's up? I wanted to see if I

871
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 1: fulfilled my Instagram story requirement for your convention. Yet that's

872
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: what I can do. I don't know. I don't know

873
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: if we saw it when you're heading to Kansas, okay,

874
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:01,919
Speaker 1: Friday night? Cool? Did you post? I did?

875
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 2: But now I don't know if it's like we're filled

876
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 2: the requirement.

877
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna be. You post, that's all you needed.

878
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. I saw six people said

879
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:11,839
Speaker 1: they booked because you post on your Instagram and they're

880
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 1: all truck drivers, and that's because they all want to

881
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 1: date you. Ding ding ding. That's true. Yeah, but thank

882
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: you for posting. We appreciate it just in case because listen, Ray,

883
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: me and me signed something, and when you sign something,

884
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: it kind of scares me. So I'm gonna take a

885
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 1: picture of you guys. I'm gonna post it one more time.

886
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 1: That's good.

887
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 2: But I think this is the final push. I mean,

888
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 2: I don't see somebody knocking a flight or.

889
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,399
Speaker 1: A train ride in Nashville and they come right. That's true.

890
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 2: We have a city here, yeah, you do live in

891
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 2: like a major city.

892
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 1: And Alabama's just right there, and Kentucky's right there, and

893
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 1: from Atlanta, something like that. But anyway, okay, uh so

894
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 1: we ate, you know what I mean. And then the

895
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 1: other neighbors that left earlier, they're like, oh, the kids

896
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:53,359
Speaker 1: are wanting to, you know, go back out in the snow.

897
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 1: You know, we should probably get together this afternoon. Addicted, addicted,

898
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 1: And so my wife throws out there, all right, one

899
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 1: of you guys come to our place. They're like, all right, yeah,

900
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: about thirty minutes. Well your house yeah hell no shit.

901
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 1: So we're like, I ain't happening to with twenty kids,

902
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 1: all of them wet, not coming to my house. So

903
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,759
Speaker 1: we're like, yeah, that's fine, let's let's do it. Thirty

904
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:15,919
Speaker 1: minutes our house. Well, you know, do a quick clean,

905
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 1: real quick, you guys, come on over. I click clean,

906
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: and by that I mean do the dishes, because dishes

907
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: are piled all over the counterbait like, there's no you're

908
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 1: not gonna clean anything else up.

909
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 2: You're going running through every house room trying to change

910
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 2: the channel.

911
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 1: Not on ESPN and sports. No dude, football on Saturday.

912
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 1: I didn't even watch the games, dude, this is how

913
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 1: packed I was.

914
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,800
Speaker 2: I'll clean the litter out of the moat, like the

915
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 2: Steeler who is the first game they all sucked ass?

916
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 1: Who was the first game?

917
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 2: Was it?

918
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 1: Texans? Chargers? Didn't even see the game? Blue literally didn't

919
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 1: see one play of that game.

920
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 2: I had a tough first touchdown. You had to wait

921
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 2: the whole first half to see a touchdown. Good gosh,

922
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 2: anything knows gonna have to wait that long for a bet. Yeah,

923
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 2: So bang Schultz, suck my dick.

924
00:40:56,400 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: WHOA. Okay, It's like, well, should we just invite some

925
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: other neighbors too, since that we were only inviting two

926
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:08,280
Speaker 1: families and they have a total of two six kids. Shit,

927
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, yeah, you buys well. Text.

928
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: You know the people across the street with the two girls,

929
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: you might as well invite Mary and Josh. You might

930
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: as well eleven year old. You might as well invite

931
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,919
Speaker 1: Ben and Beth. You might as well invite Beth and Jesse.

932
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 1: They got a couple kids, you might as well do

933
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 1: them that. So she starts inviting all these people and

934
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:28,879
Speaker 1: everybody's like a coupleople are like, oh, we're in. One

935
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: person gave it a like don't know what that means

936
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 1: because they never showed up, but they gave it a

937
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 1: like thanks for the like, you know, what I mean.

938
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: And we knew that my middle child, baby Box two's

939
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 1: best friend was coming over. They were gonna go home

940
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 1: and put the baby, the one that was cold, was

941
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 1: going to take a nap. I think the dad was

942
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 1: going to stay home with the baby and they were

943
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 1: gonna come back over. So they show up. All right, cool,

944
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 1: that's cool. It's just me and two women. Next family

945
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 1: is in, just the mom and three kids because the

946
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,840
Speaker 1: dad's out of town. All right, cool, cool, so me

947
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 1: and three women. Then the neighbors, the one that started

948
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 1: this whole thing was like, actually, I don't think we're

949
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 1: gonna make it. We got a birthday party to go

950
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: to and the other kids are playing in the backyard.

951
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 1: I'm like all right. And then the other neighbors that

952
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:15,879
Speaker 1: is part of that group was like, yeah, Sarah's taking

953
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 1: a nap and uh, I'm cleaning out the basement. I

954
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:21,319
Speaker 1: don't think we're gonna make it either. So this whole

955
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: get together that we were doing because of y'all, uh,

956
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 1: you guys aren't coming, so we're just gonna have some

957
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 1: other random families. So it ended up being six families

958
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 1: come over. Ray.

959
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 2: It's like the slopes and Aspen dude, you guys had

960
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,359
Speaker 2: a freaking.

961
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 1: Soare zero dads who cares? Milf City No. So then

962
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 1: I'm outside.

963
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 2: People go to park City, Milf City brew your backyard

964
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 2: population barbecue.

965
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,279
Speaker 1: Hey one mom, I didn't even know she was there

966
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:51,840
Speaker 1: until I saw her leave the front door because I

967
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 1: was outside with the kids for two hours. Hey, I

968
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 1: didn't even know you're there with your hangars, I mean

969
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:59,879
Speaker 1: your kids. How's it going? We are throwing snowballs, were

970
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 1: around in the yard, mom and the tit I did

971
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 1: one mom did Hey, one mom did come out and

972
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 1: I did hit her in the tit. I was getting pizza.

973
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 1: Did a little ship through a snowball at me, like, hey,

974
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: I don't know you, you little ship. You'll find your parents.

975
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: The mom that did come out, she was throwing snowballs

976
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 1: and she hit me in the dick. And she's like

977
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 1: the adults are aiming at each other's privates. It was

978
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 1: very awkward. There's another mom in the and she was

979
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 1: she was like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I mean,

980
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,799
Speaker 1: were you down? No, no, it is you know, it's

981
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 1: just a snowball. It wasn't like a it wasn't an

982
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,920
Speaker 1: ice ball. It was it can still hurt. It was

983
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 1: a puff, it was a yeah, okay, and so we're

984
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 1: out there forever. And then all of a sudden, ray

985
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 1: I was hanging right. It went left. A couple of

986
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 1: the dads start showing up late, like, oh, here comes

987
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: one dad. He gets done cleaning out his garage or

988
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: basement or wherever the I don't know, the guest room.

989
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:53,439
Speaker 1: I don't know what he's cleaning out. Love these dads uninvolved.

990
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,359
Speaker 1: Another mom, I'm like, hey, where's your husband. She's like, oh,

991
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 1: he was taking a nap. I'm like, well, they're headed

992
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 1: for divorce. I'm like, wait, so he was taking a nap,

993
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:04,759
Speaker 1: not the kids. She's like no, no, she's you know,

994
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 1: we came over. He'll be over in a little bit.

995
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,479
Speaker 1: The whole night goes by. He never showed up this joint.

996
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 1: Everybody's about to leave, and I was like, wait, wait, guys,

997
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: everybody wait, Tom's about to be here, Like be enough, Dick.

998
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was funny, but I thought

999
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:25,760
Speaker 1: it was funny. And she was like, no, he's not coming.

1000
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,359
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I know, because the party's over.

1001
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: I get that, but coach, you just knocked your marriage dude.

1002
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 1: By the end of it, there was probably twenty kids

1003
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 1: at the house running around the yards, and I don't

1004
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 1: know how many adults. Some of the dads showed up,

1005
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,240
Speaker 1: and I was finally like, should we just order pizza?

1006
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: Should we just have a party like I have dinner

1007
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 1: at pizza party? Dude, you had a freaking slopes partying Aspen.

1008
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 1: It was like, I've never been to the slopes and asmen,

1009
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 1: but this is what it felt like that everybody just

1010
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: comes together over the snow. You guys are like all.

1011
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 2: Raising up snowboards and ski poles. Yeah, dude, me all

1012
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 2: the and all the cougars and mills. They dropped the

1013
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 2: suspenders from the no pants and then they'll just have

1014
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 2: the bikini or like the top, the white top. That's

1015
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,720
Speaker 2: how they do it at the slopes and the aspens.

1016
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 1: Is that really? I mean?

1017
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:10,240
Speaker 2: Because they'll be inside because you're when you're snowboarding, you're cold.

1018
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 2: Then you come inside and you still keep the snow

1019
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 2: pants on, and they'll have their white T shirts. They'll

1020
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 2: have like a sports bra, and then they do a

1021
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 2: stocking cap. So I'm just visioning your house like that.

1022
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 2: Kids are running the back they're five milts up top

1023
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 2: snow pants half down, white tops, tube tops, milf in it,

1024
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 2: and then stocking caps.

1025
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,280
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't want to ruin your image or anything,

1026
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,359
Speaker 1: but none of the women had snow clothes on because

1027
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 1: they stayed inside the whole damn time. And it's a

1028
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 1: freaking slope party. And hey, anybody's seen Mark What? No,

1029
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 1: he's napping, man, He'll be here in a little bit.

1030
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 1: And then the mom that went to the birthday party

1031
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 1: that this whole thing was originated around, she shows up

1032
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 1: late with the bait. I mean it was. It was pandemonium.

1033
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 1: So they were like, all right, let's order pizza. So

1034
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 1: we order six pizzas. Say what is this count? And

1035
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 1: so we are sitting there it's like an hour no

1036
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 1: pizza hour and fifteen no pizza any all good to

1037
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: drive and so we call them like, oh yeah, it's ready.

1038
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 1: We're just waiting on a delivery driver. We don't have

1039
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 1: a driver right now. They're out on their run. We're like,

1040
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 1: you know what, pizza plays only six minutes from the house.

1041
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: We'll just come pick it up. Oh, here we go,

1042
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 1: Davy Crockett, So me and will we get in the

1043
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: true we get in this truck and we drive up

1044
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 1: there and listen, is he good to drive? He's good

1045
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 1: to drive. Man. And the kids are still outside, dude.

1046
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 1: It is now seven fifteen. My kids are the only

1047
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: ones still outside, dude. They're going to sleep until noon

1048
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:33,480
Speaker 1: the next day. I agree with you. They are the

1049
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 1: only two. The two older ones are the baby box

1050
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 1: and baby Box two are still outside. They will not

1051
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 1: come inside. One girl from across the street, she has

1052
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 1: come over the eleven year old again. No, no, no

1053
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 1: different girl. She's U five kid life. She is out

1054
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 1: there with them, and I'm like, wow, I'm very impressed.

1055
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 1: She's out there get these kids to bed. And I

1056
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:54,399
Speaker 1: have so I take off my you know, I all

1057
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: had it as a raincoat on because I don't have

1058
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: snow clothes. That was my waterproof layer was a rain

1059
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: jack smart. And I have a nice orange, bright orange hoodie.

1060
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,760
Speaker 1: It's very insulated. I got it from Sam's Club sixty

1061
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 1: four sixteen, back in the day, probably oh one is

1062
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 1: when I got it. When I worked there. And so

1063
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: I go into the pizza shop and the guy's like,

1064
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 1: hey man, how can I help you? And I was like, yeah,

1065
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 1: last name Gibbel. We got like six pizzas. They said

1066
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 1: it's ready, but you didn't have a driver, so we're

1067
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 1: just here to pick it up. He's like, let me

1068
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:29,240
Speaker 1: check on that for you. That's gonna be a problem.

1069
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 1: Oh you had the Is this your order right here? Yeah?

1070
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 1: That looks like you man, Yeah, that's about to go

1071
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: in the oven right now. Man, you're the next one up.

1072
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, we just called and you guys said

1073
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 1: it was ready. Yeah, he didn't talk to me, I guess,

1074
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: but that's going in the oven right now, all right,

1075
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:51,320
Speaker 1: cool man. So we take a step back and another

1076
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 1: guy comes in. He helps that guy's oh, man, yeah,

1077
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:55,320
Speaker 1: let me let me go check on that order for

1078
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:57,439
Speaker 1: He goes, oh, yeah, here it is right here. Hands

1079
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: with that guy and then looks at me and he goes,

1080
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 1: you guys and helped youet. Man, he was having a

1081
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 1: hell of a snow day. And man, I'm like, yeah, man,

1082
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 1: I'm one in the orange jacket, Like it's hard to forget.

1083
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 1: I just talked to you before you talked to that guy.

1084
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, we had the six pizzas and he go like, oh,

1085
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:21,720
Speaker 1: what's the last name on that? And I'm like gibble

1086
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: And he goes, let me check on that types in

1087
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: the computer again. He's like, yeah, we just put that

1088
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,399
Speaker 1: in the other man, you know, it'll be right out.

1089
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,399
Speaker 1: And I'm like all right, cool, cool, all right yeah,

1090
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 1: and he was like, it says here for delivery. I'm like, yeah, yeah,

1091
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 1: but we were told it was gonna be pick up,

1092
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:40,439
Speaker 1: like it was gonna like the delivery driver. You didn't

1093
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 1: he was out on a run and it was so

1094
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 1: we're here and he was like, all right, cool, cool,

1095
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 1: You're just gonna deliver it into my hands. I'm like,

1096
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: I'll just take it, you know what I mean, like,

1097
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 1: whenever it's done, I take a car. And so he's like,

1098
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 1: all right, cool man, cool shit there for a minute,

1099
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 1: this is Walter and we watched him. We watch him

1100
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 1: box up six p Well, they got sports on, I

1101
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,359
Speaker 1: mean there were games going on. Yeah, that was when

1102
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:08,320
Speaker 1: the Steelers game. I fell asleep. It was a blowout.

1103
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 1: I didn't even know what the score was when we

1104
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,360
Speaker 1: were at the pizza place. I did see the George

1105
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 1: Pickings touchdown when we were at the pizza place. So

1106
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 1: if you can tell me what time that was, I

1107
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:19,320
Speaker 1: think that's when we were at the pizza place, or

1108
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 1: did I see that at the end of the game. No,

1109
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,479
Speaker 1: I turned it on after everybody left, so I didn't

1110
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 1: see that part. Darry Henry ran rough shot. He did

1111
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: run rough shot all over their ass. He still drive

1112
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 1: them into the ground. And so I see them packing

1113
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: up the six pizzas, right, see him packing it up.

1114
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 2: Wait, so you guys were there this whole time waiting.

1115
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,440
Speaker 1: It was only like eight minutes. They did only take

1116
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 1: like eight minutes for to go through that little oven.

1117
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 1: And then I see the delivery driver show up. Lady, dude,

1118
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: I don't own a pizza oven, lady with glasses. And

1119
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, huh okay, And I'm watching my dude, and

1120
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 1: he's packing the pizzas up and he takes it to

1121
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 1: the back of the store and starts putting it in

1122
00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:03,720
Speaker 1: delivery bags. No, he is on one hell of a bender.

1123
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 1: And I'm like, hey, hey, hey, what's up, Hey man,

1124
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 1: what's up? Pappy?

1125
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 2: Heyday?

1126
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,400
Speaker 1: And I'm like, whoa, whoa, I think those are our pizzas.

1127
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:17,919
Speaker 1: And he comes back and goes, you need to be helped. Yeah,

1128
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, last name gibbel Man, I think those

1129
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 1: are my six pizzas, And he goes, yeah, they're they're

1130
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:29,359
Speaker 1: getting packed up for delivery right now. Dude, this guy's

1131
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 1: on another planet. And I said, yeah, but I'm right here.

1132
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 1: I would like to take the pizzas with me. I

1133
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 1: don't need you to deliver them. I'm here, dude.

1134
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,880
Speaker 2: We can't have stuff like this going wrong during the convention.

1135
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 1: And the other worker comes up.

1136
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 2: The company is this, we're not ordering these pizza with.

1137
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:46,319
Speaker 1: Him comes up and goes, I told you, you told

1138
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:49,839
Speaker 1: me he was already here. He goes, oh, I thought

1139
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 1: you wanted delivered.

1140
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 2: Man, yeah, I marked it deliver into the man's hands and.

1141
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,319
Speaker 1: I'm like and I was like, yeah. He goes, let

1142
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 1: me go get those pizzas for you. So he goes

1143
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 1: and stops the delivery driver from leaving the middle of

1144
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 1: the road. She's walking out the back door, and so

1145
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:06,319
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna have go Acosta in the park, like, oh,

1146
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 1: those are my pizzas. You know she's getting She thinks

1147
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:13,359
Speaker 1: she's getting bogged touching the pizzas. She tases my ass.

1148
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I could see it all

1149
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 1: over the news already. Walter, take these pizzas and run.

1150
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 1: So he finally brings the pizzas to me and I'm

1151
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 1: like thanks, man. He's like, all right, you guys have

1152
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,719
Speaker 1: a good night. And that's when I looked at Will

1153
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:28,399
Speaker 1: right there and I said, Will, my kids are never

1154
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,359
Speaker 1: allowed to work at a pizza shop.

1155
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:30,839
Speaker 2: Man.

1156
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 1: It was a hell of a night, a couple upset customers,

1157
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,439
Speaker 1: overall success. And I said, you want to know why

1158
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: they're never allowed to work at a pizza shop, because

1159
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:40,919
Speaker 1: if they work at a pizza shop, I know they're

1160
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 1: a pothead. I know they're a podhead, like they are

1161
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 1: smoking weed. And we were just laughing about it the

1162
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 1: rest of the night, because you have to be hungry

1163
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 1: for pizza. Yeah. And so then we went home. We

1164
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:52,399
Speaker 1: had a party, the kids ate, They ran around the house,

1165
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,359
Speaker 1: was an absolute disaster. Finally pulled my kids in off

1166
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,840
Speaker 1: the slopes and said, guys, get in here. Yeah, the

1167
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:01,920
Speaker 1: chair lifts closed. And then we went to bed, and

1168
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 1: I'll tell you about what happened the next day. Right

1169
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: after this, dude, Ray, So I woke up. No, we

1170
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 1: we were sitting there and Will was like, man, he

1171
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 1: stayed the night. No, No, he was there like that

1172
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 1: night the night before. He was like heky, He was like,

1173
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 1: you guys know my backyard is straight downhill. I can't

1174
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 1: believe no one's wanted to come sled in my backyard.

1175
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 1: Will the fuck? Why wouldn't you tell us that two

1176
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:32,880
Speaker 1: days ago? Will? Where have you been? Like? Where have

1177
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 1: you been with this information?

1178
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:34,360
Speaker 2: Bro?

1179
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:39,959
Speaker 1: You gotta hit Will with a the fuck? And he's

1180
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 1: like yeah, And so he went home that night, Saturday night,

1181
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:46,360
Speaker 1: and he made two sled tracks. He made sure he

1182
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 1: packed down two different tracks in his backyard.

1183
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,759
Speaker 2: Neighbors or neighbors of the year in your community, Dude.

1184
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:53,800
Speaker 1: He was ready. He was like that way when it

1185
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:57,920
Speaker 1: refreezes the night, this will be straight ice and we'll

1186
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:00,479
Speaker 1: have one last day of sledding in before it melts,

1187
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 1: because he was supposed to get to forty five on Sunday.

1188
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 1: And his pregnant wife, who is like eight months pregnant,

1189
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 1: is like, yeah, i'll cook a breakfast cast role if

1190
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 1: you guys want to come over in the morning. And

1191
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 1: we're like, all right, they're just being nice. They're not

1192
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 1: really gonna do that shit. I wake up Sunday morning,

1193
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:17,439
Speaker 1: Dude seven thirty in the text like hey, and it's

1194
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 1: a picture of his backyard. He's like, sled tracks, ready

1195
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 1: to go, and She's like, I'm already cooking the breakfast.

1196
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 1: I'm in my pajamas, but I'll come on over. And

1197
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:28,399
Speaker 1: I'm like, alright, boys, let's round it up. I got

1198
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 1: I got a small case of morning would but I'll

1199
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 1: be right over. I told the boys, I said, you

1200
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: boys riding your round, you boys riding And they're like what, Dad, what?

1201
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you guys want to go sledding one

1202
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 1: last day? And they're like, yeah, but when are we

1203
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,840
Speaker 1: gonna eat breakfast? I said, well, we're gonna eat breakfast

1204
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:50,919
Speaker 1: over at mister Will's house. His wife is cooking meat

1205
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,880
Speaker 1: our swingers. So we're throwing on the snow gear, throwing on,

1206
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 1: throwing on, throwing on, and I'm like, all right, here

1207
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: we go, here we go, let's go. We jump in

1208
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 1: the car, have the sleds, get some dry clothes so

1209
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:04,440
Speaker 1: when they're done sledding, they can, you know, be inside

1210
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 1: the house, dude. The sled tracks were phenomenonal and they

1211
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 1: were like a train track. Dude.

1212
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:14,799
Speaker 2: No kids were going down that thing with a bend

1213
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 2: of the woods running about to kill himself.

1214
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 1: Now, he did plant some evergreens at the back fence

1215
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 1: because he wanted you know, he wants some coverage or whatever,

1216
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 1: but they're not full grown yet. So there's some miniature

1217
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:28,400
Speaker 1: trees and there's a fence and we kept telling the kids, hey,

1218
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:30,359
Speaker 1: you got to bail. You gotta bail before you get

1219
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:32,799
Speaker 1: down there. You gotta bail. And the kids are rolling

1220
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 1: off the sleds before they hit the fence there. Some

1221
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 1: of them are hitting the trees. Bail, bail, and then

1222
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 1: the three year old Baby Box three gets on the

1223
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 1: sled and I'm like, hey, you remember you got a bail.

1224
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:45,800
Speaker 1: He'd been bailing the whole time. Bail and he's like

1225
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:47,920
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, And I'm like, you know, you gotta fall

1226
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:51,920
Speaker 1: off before you hit the fence. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right? Three?

1227
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 1: Two one? Who send him down? Bill? Bell Bell boom,

1228
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 1: headed headfirst into the fence. Oh no, what happened? He

1229
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:10,400
Speaker 1: wasn't like half the packers, was he?

1230
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:11,400
Speaker 2: Uh?

1231
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 1: It wasn't shared off the field. It was a sign

1232
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:16,319
Speaker 1: of things to come for the packers because the other

1233
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 1: family that was there, they are all Packers fans and

1234
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 1: baby boys like Babybox three was like this, what's gonna

1235
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:23,839
Speaker 1: happen to the packers later tonight? They're all gonna get

1236
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:27,239
Speaker 1: their ass kicked. They did same thing, stretchered off. I

1237
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:29,879
Speaker 1: didn't see much of that game, uh, because I don't

1238
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:31,279
Speaker 1: even know what the hell I was doing at that point.

1239
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,719
Speaker 1: But it was exhausting. I was so tired. But we

1240
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 1: sledded for hours, dude, hours upon hours, and some of

1241
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 1: the kids they lost interest. Not my damn kids. Man,

1242
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 1: they kept right check out the sled. Dude, that's our

1243
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:49,400
Speaker 1: hell in his backyard? Is it gonna play? Why is

1244
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 1: it not going? Come on? I don't need internet connection

1245
00:55:54,239 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 1: to play a video, do I?

1246
00:55:55,400 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 2: No? Hey, My question is this. Did you guys get

1247
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 2: a bill for that fence and tree that your kid

1248
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:02,839
Speaker 2: ran over?

1249
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 1: No? Luckily not Look this is our freak. This is

1250
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:12,520
Speaker 1: the hill dude who all the way down babye.

1251
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, you definitely got a bail before. Oh my god, dude,

1252
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 2: it was your kid hit the fence.

1253
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 1: Hit the fence man head first into the fence. Did

1254
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 1: you take him to a minute clinic? No? He just

1255
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 1: want mommy. I went mommy. So I sent him up

1256
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 1: the stairs and said, mom we got a crier. We

1257
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 1: got a crier. Did you hold up fingers? How many

1258
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:33,920
Speaker 1: was he? And I said, hey, how many fingers? I

1259
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 1: don't want to do that game, Dad, app okay, cool, Uh,

1260
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 1: you're fucking aunt. I'm messing around with headache, dude, I'm

1261
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:44,799
Speaker 1: messing around with the kid. I'm just being a dick.

1262
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,320
Speaker 1: And we we I mean, we slid it what we

1263
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 1: got over there at nine o'clock in the morning. And

1264
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:52,879
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what, we just kept going. Other

1265
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,560
Speaker 1: kids lost interest. My two kids, they didn't lose a

1266
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 1: damn bit of interest. The two older ones just kept

1267
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 1: sledding and sledding and slegt. Well.

1268
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:03,200
Speaker 2: Newsflash for well, he's gonna have to repint all that grass,

1269
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 2: and it's some fertilizer because he's gonna have a huge

1270
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 2: rut in his backyard.

1271
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 1: That's all we were thinking about. And then about about

1272
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,759
Speaker 1: eleven am eleven thirty, it started melting at the slot.

1273
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 1: It wasn't going down anymore. So in areas that still

1274
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 1: had snow, we got cups and we made fresh snow

1275
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 1: cones from the snow out in the backyard. We put

1276
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 1: it in a cup and then we got the syrup

1277
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,240
Speaker 1: and we had snow cones in the back freaking yard

1278
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 1: from the snow. And then everybody went inside it like

1279
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 1: all the other kids had went in to eat breakfast.

1280
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 1: My kids had not eaten breakfast. They went and ate breakfast.

1281
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 1: They came back out, sledded a little bit more, and

1282
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:39,760
Speaker 1: they'd only go about halfway down the hill. Then my

1283
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:41,440
Speaker 1: oldest son he wanted to be out there, and he

1284
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 1: was just with a hammer and a chisel, chiseling ice

1285
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 1: off the sidewalk. Dude, your kids are gonna live in Michigan, dude.

1286
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 1: He didn't come back inside till twelve fifteen. He was

1287
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:54,240
Speaker 1: out there for three hours fifty night, no in afternoon, oh,

1288
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 1: three hours, fifteen minutes, and finally they came inside. We

1289
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 1: uh ran around the house for another hour till halftime

1290
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 1: of the Bills game. Then we went home. They took

1291
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 1: a nap, and we sat on the couch for the

1292
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:09,080
Speaker 1: rest of the day. And that was our weekend in

1293
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 1: the snow and it was amazing. And I was like,

1294
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 1: did I overdo it? Did I kill my kids? And

1295
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:15,640
Speaker 1: I got the answer at two thirty in the morning

1296
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 1: this morning, when Baby Box two woke up and vomited. Yeah,

1297
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:24,880
Speaker 1: you ran them too hard, dude. Yeah, Yeah, that was

1298
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:26,280
Speaker 1: my weekend in the snow man. Yeah.

1299
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 2: My question is this though, the weekend in the snow sledding,

1300
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 2: snow sled ice, cold kids. Did you think about pulling

1301
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:35,400
Speaker 2: them in a vehicle?

1302
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:36,080
Speaker 1: No?

1303
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 2: Very unsafe. When my neighbors was doing it, I did

1304
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:41,480
Speaker 2: a PSA. Guys, don't do that. That's how kids die.

1305
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 1: That is how you die. And the streets weren't very icy.

1306
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 1: They seemed to melt because I guess a lot of

1307
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 1: people were driving on the roads. So it wasn't The

1308
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:53,240
Speaker 1: roads weren't melted. They weren't icy. Where I was, it

1309
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 1: was melted. We'll take a break and we'll be right back.

1310
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:02,760
Speaker 1: So I didn't watch much football. I watched the Commanders

1311
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 1: and the Buccaneers. That was a great game. Went to bed.

1312
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:11,280
Speaker 1: It was a great sleep. Uh. Jayden Daniels is Patrick

1313
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 1: Mahomes two point zero. He just he has magic, dude.

1314
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:17,600
Speaker 2: Got You don't gotta use comparisons to other You don't

1315
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 2: have to compare them to other people.

1316
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:19,840
Speaker 1: Lebron is an MJ.

1317
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 2: Charles Barkley is in John Stockton, Karl Malone is in

1318
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:24,680
Speaker 2: will Bill Lambier.

1319
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 1: You don't have to compare players. I'm not Jayden Daniels

1320
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 1: is him. I'm not saying he's Patrick Mahomes, but he

1321
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 1: has something magical about him. He has like Patrick Mahomes

1322
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 1: has magic about him. He bleed like we bleed. I

1323
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:45,439
Speaker 1: watched Jayden Daniels. She has the magic that Patrick Mahomes has.

1324
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 1: A rookie quarterback is not supposed to look that calm.

1325
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:51,560
Speaker 1: A rookie quarterback is not supposed to be that poised

1326
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 1: in the pocket on the road in a playoff game

1327
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:58,919
Speaker 1: and win a playoff game on the road as a rookie. Dude,

1328
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:02,200
Speaker 1: he made no mis You guys picked the wrong quarterback.

1329
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:07,240
Speaker 1: I texted Batter's box last night and I I said,

1330
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:13,880
Speaker 1: Jayden Daniels is Patrick Mahomes and Caleb Williams is justin.

1331
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:16,840
Speaker 1: Herbert looks like he's supposed to be good, but didn't

1332
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 1: all that good. I didn't watch the damn game, but

1333
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 1: everybody was saying Herbert threw a bunch of interceptions. He

1334
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:23,760
Speaker 1: threw four, but I saw one that it went right

1335
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:27,080
Speaker 1: through the receiver's hands. That's not really his fault. That's

1336
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:30,200
Speaker 1: the only one I saw. And then one was late

1337
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 1: in the game when he took a deep shot down

1338
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:35,000
Speaker 1: the field and the guy intercepted it. But I don't,

1339
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:38,120
Speaker 1: I mean, you're already down. I don't know how many

1340
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:39,440
Speaker 1: points they were down at that point, but they were

1341
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:43,919
Speaker 1: down a lot. To keep saying, I didn't watch the coach.

1342
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 1: It's okay to not watch a game every once in

1343
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:47,400
Speaker 1: a while. No, No, I'm just saying so I can't

1344
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:49,920
Speaker 1: really I saw a highlight of the interception, but I'm like,

1345
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 1: was the game out of hand at that point? I

1346
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:54,320
Speaker 1: don't know, so was it really a bad interception? Don't know.

1347
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:59,640
Speaker 1: But Jayden Daniels, dude, he he's it. I was sleeping,

1348
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,840
Speaker 1: He is it my nap? Was it good? I'm glad

1349
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:04,640
Speaker 1: you took a nap. I took like a twenty minute

1350
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 1: nap during the Bills game second half.

1351
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:10,160
Speaker 2: What a cool start though. Did you get some good

1352
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:12,720
Speaker 2: little feelings though? When Chuck Nicks put him up seven zero?

1353
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:15,600
Speaker 2: Then you're like, oh what thirty one straight points?

1354
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 1: Uh?

1355
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:16,480
Speaker 2: No?

1356
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:18,480
Speaker 1: I turned it on and it was seven to nothing Broncos.

1357
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:21,080
Speaker 1: So I didn't even know how he scored a Bob

1358
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:22,880
Speaker 1: nickt to Franklin.

1359
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 2: Dude, the dude had to have been like plus twenty thousand.

1360
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:28,840
Speaker 2: First touchdown he's never thrown to him all season. I

1361
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:30,720
Speaker 2: thought it was mems. I thought I hit the touchdown.

1362
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:32,720
Speaker 2: Never threw it to Mims. The rest of the game.

1363
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't see that. I was at Will's house

1364
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:37,840
Speaker 1: and we were getting That's when my kid finally came

1365
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:39,120
Speaker 1: in out of the snow, so I was getting him

1366
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:41,080
Speaker 1: in some dry clothes. We turned it on. It was

1367
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:44,520
Speaker 1: already seven nothing. I felt like I'd been run over

1368
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,160
Speaker 1: by a semi had been out in the snow for

1369
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 1: so many hours, for three days in a row, and

1370
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:51,760
Speaker 1: I was exhausted. He tried growing up in the snow

1371
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 1: I as a kid. I think you like it, and

1372
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 1: you love it, you want some more of it. But me,

1373
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:58,640
Speaker 1: I was done. I was so tired. We got home

1374
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 1: and I just wanted to sit on the couch. It

1375
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,120
Speaker 1: was awesome, dude. It was a great freaking weekend.

1376
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:05,360
Speaker 2: It was a great weekend. My sum up was me

1377
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:08,200
Speaker 2: trying to understand numbers of players and sound like an

1378
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 2: old man beaser. Is Schultz eighty seven or eighty six?

1379
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:12,320
Speaker 2: We need a touchdown?

1380
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 1: Eh?

1381
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:16,880
Speaker 2: I see he's eighty six. He's in Well, I don't know.

1382
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:20,640
Speaker 2: Online it says eighty seven. Is that him running there? No,

1383
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:22,280
Speaker 2: that's eighty six, that's him.

1384
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 1: What number Schultz?

1385
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 2: Then you flash forward to the Broncos game. Okay, all right,

1386
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:31,240
Speaker 2: I need number sixteen or nineteen, can't remember mims, we

1387
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:31,760
Speaker 2: need mems.

1388
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:34,960
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, touchdown touched out? Holy crap, is that Mims?

1389
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:38,080
Speaker 1: Is that Mems? No, it's Franklin. What was it sixteen

1390
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 1: or nineteen? It was nineteen.

1391
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:44,000
Speaker 2: Eh, don't do the touchdown bets if you don't definitively

1392
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:46,400
Speaker 2: know who these players are. Trying to follow the numbers

1393
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:49,040
Speaker 2: and see who the player is. Good God, it was

1394
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 2: a nightmare. I thought I won the MIMS bet. I

1395
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:53,720
Speaker 2: could never find Schultz on the field. Somebody let me

1396
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:56,000
Speaker 2: know if he even played on Saturday, because, for the

1397
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:59,080
Speaker 2: love of God, I couldn't find him. And yeah, mims man,

1398
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:01,120
Speaker 2: I thought I had instantly hit that, And I said,

1399
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:03,400
Speaker 2: I guess my lucky day is today, Thank you Mile

1400
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:05,960
Speaker 2: High Magic. Oh no, no, it was like nineteen instead

1401
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 2: of sixteen. Some Franklin guy that they've never thrown to

1402
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:10,200
Speaker 2: in the entire world. They threw a blong bomb to

1403
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:11,400
Speaker 2: him over.

1404
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:15,920
Speaker 1: You man, Yeah man, uh, yeah, I don't know. I

1405
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:18,120
Speaker 1: don't know which I mean bills that what I saw.

1406
01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:21,840
Speaker 1: They dominated the game. When I watched it, I felt bad.

1407
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:24,800
Speaker 1: It was over. I fell asleep on the couch. Batter's

1408
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:26,920
Speaker 1: Box calls me and I'm like and he's like, were

1409
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 1: you asleep? I'm like yeah, and he goes during a

1410
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:32,800
Speaker 1: football game. Yeah, bro, I've been, you know, huffing it

1411
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:34,720
Speaker 1: with three kids in the snow for and I had

1412
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:37,760
Speaker 1: a party last night, impromptu party where there was five

1413
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 1: thousand kids running around my house in my yard, and

1414
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:44,600
Speaker 1: there was parents everywhere. There was empty beer bottles everywhere.

1415
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:46,680
Speaker 1: It was a disaster. It was like a frat party

1416
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:49,560
Speaker 1: gone wrong. Like, I mean, it was unbelieving. We ordered

1417
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:52,040
Speaker 1: six pizzas, thinking, oh, these kids are gonna be so hungry,

1418
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:53,960
Speaker 1: but they were so hyped that they just wanted to play.

1419
01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:56,560
Speaker 1: They ate one slice each and then went running around again.

1420
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:58,800
Speaker 1: So you have five pizzas in your friger right now.

1421
01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 1: So we had leftover pizza everywhere. Half those chicks are

1422
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:04,080
Speaker 1: on ozempic. Oh man on one mom, I'm telling you.

1423
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:06,120
Speaker 1: She came out the front door and I'm in the

1424
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:09,280
Speaker 1: front yard and I'm like, oh, your husband inside. She's

1425
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:10,920
Speaker 1: like no, And I was like, oh, where are your girls?

1426
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:13,400
Speaker 1: And she was like, oh, one just woke up, and

1427
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:16,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, where's your husband? They he took the

1428
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:18,600
Speaker 1: other one to a birthday party. So I said, you're

1429
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:22,120
Speaker 1: not at your house and your kid's asleep. She goes, yeah,

1430
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:24,920
Speaker 1: I got it on the baby monitor right here. She

1431
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:28,680
Speaker 1: came over without the kid, and my and my wife

1432
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:30,400
Speaker 1: later told me that they were in the house and

1433
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:32,040
Speaker 1: they could hear the kid on the and they were like,

1434
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:35,320
Speaker 1: I think your kid's saying mama, mama. She goes, yeah, yeah,

1435
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:39,240
Speaker 1: she's waking up. And then like another lady was like,

1436
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:41,280
Speaker 1: I think I hear your kids. She was like yeah,

1437
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,480
Speaker 1: And then my wife goes, I think I heard it

1438
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:45,439
Speaker 1: say mama mama. She goes yeah, but I'm gonna finish

1439
01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:50,160
Speaker 1: my wine. First. She was at the Slopes party. She

1440
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:52,280
Speaker 1: was at the Slopes party. Girl was, you know, two

1441
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:56,840
Speaker 1: blocks away at the house. I was like, damn, all right,

1442
01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:00,120
Speaker 1: that was it, man, that was my weekend was of

1443
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:04,200
Speaker 1: a game. Hell, congrats to Ohio State. Congrats to Notre Dame.

1444
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:07,560
Speaker 1: Come on, Notre Dame. I'm sharing for Notre Dame tonight.

1445
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell is gonna happen tonight.

1446
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:12,720
Speaker 1: Like I'm so like, I feel like the Vikings should

1447
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:16,400
Speaker 1: kill the Rams because the Rams did they even get

1448
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:20,560
Speaker 1: to practice this week. With the wildfires having to move locations,

1449
01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:22,920
Speaker 1: the home field advantage is gone. They're gonna have no

1450
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:26,840
Speaker 1: Rams fans in Phoenix. Like, how is this gonna work?

1451
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:29,680
Speaker 1: They have to be so distracted, like, oh, my gosh,

1452
01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:31,680
Speaker 1: my neighbors is my house gonna burn down?

1453
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:32,120
Speaker 2: Oh?

1454
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:35,440
Speaker 1: Coach, is your house? Okay? I mean JJ Reddick the Lakers?

1455
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:38,920
Speaker 1: He lost his house. How can the Rams be fully

1456
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:43,439
Speaker 1: focused on football when they had wildfires all over their neighborhoods. Yeah,

1457
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:47,280
Speaker 1: maybe they all live north of the city. Maybe maybe

1458
01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:49,040
Speaker 1: they only have apartments. Maybe they don't even live there

1459
01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:51,280
Speaker 1: full time so they don't have real I have no idea.

1460
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:54,120
Speaker 1: It just screams to me that they have to be

1461
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:58,080
Speaker 1: so distracted that there's no way they can win this game.

1462
01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:01,000
Speaker 2: But you gotta be like Tiger Woods compartment analyzes. He

1463
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:04,080
Speaker 2: would be banging and eating cereal in the morning and

1464
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:06,320
Speaker 2: then playing golf in a tournament that afternoon.

1465
01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:09,840
Speaker 1: That's true. He'd be banging in the parkins and then

1466
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:14,600
Speaker 1: freaking banging birdies. Yep. Yeah, so happy Monday. I don't

1467
01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:18,200
Speaker 1: know coach's convention this week? Did we miss anything?

1468
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:22,560
Speaker 2: No, you we blended it beautifully with a weekend and

1469
01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:25,680
Speaker 2: how we watched the games instead of saying, hey, man,

1470
01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:26,439
Speaker 2: x's and o's.

1471
01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:27,840
Speaker 1: Man, I'll tell you what that's really.

1472
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:31,160
Speaker 2: That's really now the Profilo bills won man because Josh

1473
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:34,800
Speaker 2: Allen is superman. He's just like Patrick Mahomes. If I

1474
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:36,600
Speaker 2: hear that one more time, going to punch myself in

1475
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:38,720
Speaker 2: the dick. All the pregame shows are unwatchable.

1476
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:40,680
Speaker 1: I don't know how anybody watches that crowd.

1477
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:42,960
Speaker 2: Well, no, no, I've just really now. We do podcasts

1478
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:45,120
Speaker 2: my wife. I sometimes listen to her bro We don't

1479
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:47,680
Speaker 2: do any pre game They're so bad. I'm just like,

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Speaker 2: shut the hell up.

1481
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:52,520
Speaker 1: It's stupid. Oh it's a little alive looking. Oh that

1482
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:56,560
Speaker 1: right there is Patrick Allen. Oh look at him. Oh

1483
01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:57,120
Speaker 1: he's good.

1484
01:06:57,360 --> 01:06:59,320
Speaker 2: You don't learn anything. None of these guys are giving

1485
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:01,680
Speaker 2: you World Show attering advice. It's all stupid.

1486
01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:04,520
Speaker 1: Then you go to straight Hen. Yeah he's good. At

1487
01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:07,040
Speaker 1: the line, he's good. He's a great guy. Good guy.

1488
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:08,600
Speaker 1: Gronk anything for you.

1489
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:11,280
Speaker 2: I tell you what, it's not all about the tight ends, man,

1490
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:15,560
Speaker 2: they're good. Tom Brady, anything from you, Oh no, Jim

1491
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:18,320
Speaker 2: tom Brady, what the hell was he even saying? Oh,

1492
01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:22,760
Speaker 2: they're nicknames. They all say their nicknames kb ok TV,

1493
01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:25,400
Speaker 2: e A, let's go down to her, back to you

1494
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:28,000
Speaker 2: KB all right TV, guys, we get it all you

1495
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:30,960
Speaker 2: guys have two letter nicknames. Were well aware.

1496
01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:33,760
Speaker 1: We're over it. We don't need it anymore. But I

1497
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:36,200
Speaker 1: wish that Greg Olsen was still on the number one broadcast.

1498
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 1: He's so good. But uh, yeah it was. It was

1499
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:42,120
Speaker 1: a fantastic weekend, So yeah, football wise, didn't watch as

1500
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:43,520
Speaker 1: much as I'd like to, but the Gays were ending

1501
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:45,200
Speaker 1: up boring. I watched the best game of the weekend,

1502
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:49,800
Speaker 1: Bucks freaking Washington. That was the best game. And I

1503
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:53,440
Speaker 1: still can't joink into the field. I mean, wow, And

1504
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:56,000
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that Zeing Gonzalz guy has OCD. I

1505
01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:59,080
Speaker 1: didn't realize that. I mean he's walking on the field

1506
01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:02,200
Speaker 1: to do his finals kick. He messed with his hair

1507
01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:06,120
Speaker 1: six times, he had he and then he put his

1508
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:07,920
Speaker 1: helmet and he'd take it off, comba' his hair, take

1509
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:10,120
Speaker 1: it off, put it. I mean, it was unbelievable to watch.

1510
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:13,000
Speaker 1: Did he make it off to upright? Damn right? Joink

1511
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:17,160
Speaker 1: in It's crazy man. Happy Monday, guys, We're out the

1512
01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:21,360
Speaker 1: snow will be melted by this weekend. Did you play

1513
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:23,160
Speaker 1: in the snow at all? I didn't even ask.

1514
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:25,680
Speaker 2: We did one video outside. I showed people that you

1515
01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:28,240
Speaker 2: can use a squeegee to clean off your driveway.

1516
01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:29,040
Speaker 1: That was it.

1517
01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:31,120
Speaker 2: It was just informative. A PSA, thanks man.

1518
01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:32,880
Speaker 1: I really appreciate that. That really made a difference in

1519
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:33,960
Speaker 1: a lot of people's lives.

1520
01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:36,920
Speaker 2: Basier had talked about it, and I go, baser, adults

1521
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:37,760
Speaker 2: don't play in the snow.

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01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:41,040
Speaker 1: Then I was sledging like a machine, Mune. I loved it.

1523
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:43,120
Speaker 1: I mean I was putting the kids on my back

1524
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:46,080
Speaker 1: and sliding down the hill like on the the boogey

1525
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,519
Speaker 1: boards and stuff. Man, that was great. I loved it.

1526
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:50,760
Speaker 1: That's gonna be a great one. Then my kid threw

1527
01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:52,719
Speaker 1: up in the middle of the night. That sucked. That sucked.

1528
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:55,800
Speaker 1: That's what happens when you party. Little kid. Yeah, he

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01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:57,280
Speaker 1: went hard, hard,