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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is I'm

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Speaker 1: about to take another flight. We'll get into that, find

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Speaker 1: out what that's all about. That used to be Steve's

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Speaker 1: favorite song for Right now, I know.

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Speaker 2: Time bottle make you wanter bite?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right now, it's time for the nephew in today's

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Speaker 1: prank phone call what you got new?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 2: Before I get started, I want to thank Riley norf

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Speaker 2: Cacilaki Man for coming out seeing your boy. Five shows,

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Speaker 2: four of them sold out, four out of five. I

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Speaker 2: can't beat that.

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Speaker 3: I like that. I like that.

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Speaker 2: And uh yeah we did that dog on thing, didn't we?

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Speaker 3: Rady did we do it? You know we did? Yes,

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Speaker 3: we did. And I appreciate that.

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Speaker 2: Was my first time at Charlie Good Nights, Charlie Good

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Speaker 2: Nights Comedy Club, and I appreciate it. I will be

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Speaker 2: back to Riley because I thoroughly, thoroughly enjoyed myself. All right,

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Speaker 2: all right, and right after this prank, God, let you

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Speaker 2: know what's coming up on Tommy's calendar right now, This

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Speaker 2: right here is pizza delivery. Pizza delivery, and we're going

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Speaker 2: to the you know, I believe that everybody who wants

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Speaker 2: a pizza should be able to get a pizza, even

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Speaker 2: if you are in the penitentiread. You know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 2: even if you ought to better. You know, people in

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Speaker 2: the pen want pizza too. Why not? Why not? Let's

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Speaker 2: go God Dog Pizza delivery.

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Speaker 3: Pizza man, help you for me?

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Speaker 4: Please?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? All right?

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Speaker 4: Okay, So about that, Sarah?

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Speaker 3: Can I take your order?

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Speaker 4: You want ten pizzas? And what kind of quest was that? Going?

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Speaker 3: To beat?

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Speaker 4: You took up on me?

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Speaker 3: I need six cheese pizza, six cheese pizzas on crush?

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Speaker 4: What kind of quest was that?

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Speaker 3: Again?

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Speaker 5: Send ten six and see these thin crust pizzas?

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Speaker 4: And do you want any other topics on that start?

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Speaker 3: No? I need two meat lovers.

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Speaker 4: That was that?

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Speaker 3: Again?

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Speaker 4: You can stick up a little bit. I'm really having

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Speaker 4: a hard time hearing you.

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Speaker 3: I need two meat lovers two, yes, two.

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Speaker 4: Meat lovers pizza. Okay? And what kind of quest would

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Speaker 4: you like on that shirt?

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Speaker 3: Uh? That's thick, thick crust?

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Speaker 4: He said, you want a thin crust on that sick?

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Speaker 4: So I'm having a really hard time hearing you. Can

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Speaker 4: you speak up for us?

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Speaker 3: I need I need to meat lovers with thick.

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Speaker 4: Crust, good crust, okay, okay.

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Speaker 3: All right, and then the lastest two veggies on thin crust, twoggies,

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Speaker 3: veggiees jeeves.

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Speaker 4: Veggies, two veggies, two veggies on.

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Speaker 3: The three quest, do y'all deliver to do y'all deliver

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Speaker 3: to gated gated community?

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Speaker 4: Can you work for a second for me to star?

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Speaker 5: Okay?

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Speaker 4: Sorry about that, hurt?

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Speaker 5: Okay?

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Speaker 4: Can I get your phone number?

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Speaker 3: Three four two Dad six eight nine?

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Speaker 4: Okay? I heard three four two dass six eight nine,

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Speaker 4: but I didn't get the rest of those numbers. Can

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Speaker 4: I get an area code or now my number?

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Speaker 3: Three four to two Dad six eight nine.

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Speaker 4: Okay. I need to get the whole seven digits and

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Speaker 3: I told you my number. My number is three four

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Speaker 3: two Dad six eight nine.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, sir, let me get my manager on the phone.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me, he's giving me like six numbers named hockeen door.

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Speaker 5: I'll take care of it, sir. How are you doing?

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Speaker 3: Hey? How you doing?

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Speaker 5: I'm doing great?

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Speaker 3: All right. I order ten pizza, six cheese pieces, two

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Speaker 3: meat lovers and two veggies. I'm trying to see if

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Speaker 3: do y'all have a problem delivered to a gated community.

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Speaker 5: Oh not at all. We delivered to a gated community

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Speaker 5: all the time. Let me just get a number for

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Speaker 3: My number three four to two dass six eight nine, Sir.

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Speaker 5: That's only six digits. We need seven digits. Well, actually,

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Speaker 5: Eric Cole plus the seven.

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Speaker 3: Digits, Okay, I don't. I don't. If you just leave

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Speaker 3: it with the guard, he'll make sure I get it.

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Speaker 5: No, sir, I don't think you understand. I need to

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Speaker 5: have a phone number where I can call you. We

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Speaker 5: can go in and out of the gate. That's not

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Speaker 5: a problem when I guess I want to.

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Speaker 3: You can't go in and out that gate. Listen, you

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Speaker 3: can't go in and out that gate, sir.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Can you speak up

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Speaker 5: some Okay.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to get ten pizzas delivered and you just

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Speaker 5: So I understand what you're saying. I'm trying to deliver

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Speaker 5: the pizza to you directly. The guard is not who's

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Speaker 5: getting the pizza, right, I'm delivering it, but he gonna he.

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Speaker 3: Gonna, he gonna pay you. I'm cool with the guard.

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Speaker 3: He gonna pay you.

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Speaker 5: Okay, where you Where are you? Okay, let's do this.

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Speaker 5: Where are you, loky?

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Speaker 3: I'm in in Gola and Gola and Gola.

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Speaker 5: And where's that? Where's ain?

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Speaker 3: Goola and Gol. Y'all don't know where to go. I'm

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Speaker 3: in Angola and Gola, Louisiana the penitentiary.

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Speaker 4: So we can't.

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Speaker 5: Deliver pizza to Ala penitentiary.

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Speaker 3: Look. I order ten pizzas from what six sixteen pieces,

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Speaker 5: Listen, Sir, I know what you're saying, but we're not

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Speaker 5: delivering to Angola. Do you know where we're located? You

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Speaker 5: gotta call somebody. We're in Dallas, but you gotta go

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Speaker 5: somebody in Angola, Louisiana.

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Speaker 3: Look, I'm trying to get these ten peter. Look, I'm late.

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Speaker 3: I'm nothing to.

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Speaker 5: Go back and forth with you, exactly, and I'm not

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Speaker 5: gonna go back and forth with you either. We are

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Speaker 5: unable to deliver this pizza to you, okay, wow, because

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Speaker 5: you are in the penitentiary, sir. No one delivers pizza

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Speaker 5: to people in the penitentiary. People in the penitentiary can't

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Speaker 5: order pizza, no, sir, they cannot. We do not deliver

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Speaker 5: to the penitentiary. And then we're in Dallas. Do you

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Speaker 5: know how long it would take to get pizza to Angola?

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Speaker 3: I dog give it. Let me tell you, Okay, who

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Speaker 5: I am the manager? Speak with the manager.

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Speaker 3: What's your name?

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Speaker 5: Never mind what my name is, just know that I'm

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Speaker 3: Okay, let me say this to you, since you the

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Speaker 3: manager there, If I don't get no pizzas here tonight,

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Speaker 3: when I get out in three years, I'm coming down now,

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Speaker 3: and I'm gonna you up.

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Speaker 5: So you think you're talking to you, ain't gonna meet

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Speaker 3: I won't be here.

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Speaker 5: But matter of fact, I just might stay here for

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Speaker 5: three years. So when you come back.

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Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. If y'all don't bring the

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Speaker 3: before he get off work, then but it's gonna be

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Speaker 3: around here now in one of these ten piachers and

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Speaker 3: everybody on the cell block is.

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Speaker 5: Waiting on them, sir, don't I don't care about you

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Speaker 5: and your folk on your cell block. You are in

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Speaker 5: the penitentiary, and I don't even know why you calling.

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Speaker 5: Are you on my phone? This is a business, okay,

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Speaker 5: and I have a job to do. I am not

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Speaker 5: delivering pizzas still penitentiary.

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Speaker 3: Y'all discriminating nobody where y'all bring pizzas?

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Speaker 5: That No, we don't discouminate, but we ain't located in

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Speaker 5: there and got Unless you're gonna give me some metrol

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Speaker 5: for my metro, I ain't coming.

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Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. I want you to remember

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Speaker 3: these numbers three four two dad six, Saint nine. If

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Speaker 3: and I'm looking for your threefold two dad six eight nine.

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Speaker 5: I don't give us about three two six eight nine

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Speaker 5: and seven four three. What I'm saying is, yes, is

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Speaker 5: guess what, don't drop the soak. Thank you talking to

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Speaker 5: That's what I said.

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Speaker 3: Who you think you talking to?

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Speaker 5: Let it get off my phone.

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Speaker 3: I got I got one more thing to tell you

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Speaker 3: before I get in three years. The last words I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna say that what's that you're listening.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm listening. Say what you gotta say?

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Speaker 3: This is nest you Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: Your girl friends got me to pray phone call you.

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Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, you just dropped me.

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Speaker 5: You got to be Freddie Kiddy Man. Oh my god,

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Speaker 5: oh god, this is telling me.

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Speaker 3: Come on, come on this Monday.

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Speaker 2: I need a little praise and worship, some little prank

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Speaker 2: craise and worship up in him? What in the pin

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Speaker 2: man in the pen?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 2: March fourteen, fifteen sixteen and March fourteen, fifteen sixteen. The

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Speaker 2: Nephew is coming to Richmond, Virginia. Everything is sold out

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Speaker 2: except for Thursday night. Thursday Night. I have added a

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Speaker 2: Thursday night show seven o'clock at Richmond, Virginia. Friday and

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Speaker 2: Saturday is completely sold out.

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Speaker 3: The Nephew is.

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Speaker 2: Coming to time. Been a long time, Richmond. Come get it,

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Speaker 2: everybody getting it. It's time to sit back and talk

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Speaker 2: about the light that he's living right now. All love it, baby, cancer,

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Speaker 2: life after fifty, It's all there, all wrapped up into

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Speaker 2: some jokes. Yes, sir, I think I'm about the stupidest

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Speaker 2: thing moving right now. I really do. I don't know

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Speaker 2: if it's none greater, I just don't.

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Speaker 1: The only you are the president and CEO.

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Speaker 3: All right, thank you, nep you.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is a Strawberry letter for today

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Speaker 1: and the subject is I'm about to take another flight.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that.

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Speaker 3: Alple bottom. May you want to bite? I'm gonna go

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Speaker 3: on and get old new.

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Speaker 1: Slide that's coming up next. Right after this, you're listening

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show