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Speaker 1: Nicky past. Here's Nikki. Hello, here I am. What's up everyone?

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Speaker 1: Good Friday about to be Friday, Thursday. It's our Friday.

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Speaker 1: UM fun shows coming up this weekend. If you want

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Speaker 1: to come check a lady out, gonna be in Philly.

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Speaker 1: It's sold out, so UM, I don't know Craigslist or

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Speaker 1: something for that. And then uh uh Richmond, Virginia. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be there on Saturday. And then next week I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be in um, good old Calgary if you if

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Speaker 1: you know anyone in the Calgary area, I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: at some kind of casino there. Andrew will not be there,

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Speaker 1: but I will be there doing meet and greets and everything.

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Speaker 1: And UM, as always, if you know you can't afford

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Speaker 1: a meet and greet, and this is truly for people

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Speaker 1: who just can't afford it, Um, you can DM me.

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Speaker 1: And if I see your d M and I get

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Speaker 1: to it, UM, I will grant you a meet and

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Speaker 1: greet if I'm doing them. However, if I just don't

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Speaker 1: see them, don't be mad at me. Um, you just

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Speaker 1: didn't bother me enough. Or I just like I'm getting

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Speaker 1: to the point where I have too many followers and

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Speaker 1: d ms get built backed up, but I try to

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Speaker 1: sift through them looking for people, so um to get

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Speaker 1: my attention. Um, just right, you know, and make it

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Speaker 1: simple for me, like you don't need to be like,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much? Is it okay if I do this,

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Speaker 1: like like you don't have to tell me your whole story,

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Speaker 1: Like I will trust that you qualify as someone who

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Speaker 1: can't afford meet and greet, and you can write, um,

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Speaker 1: you know, meet and greet and all caps, and that

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Speaker 1: will get my attention. That's the first thing you write.

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Speaker 1: And then just write your name and how many and

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Speaker 1: which show you're going to. So sometimes there's two shows

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Speaker 1: and that will suffice and make sure you just do

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Speaker 1: it like two days before the show or something like that.

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Speaker 1: So I have some spring dates that were just announced. Um,

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Speaker 1: don't don't ask me for beating greets for those yet.

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Speaker 1: I just can't deal with that yet. But I'll find

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Speaker 1: a way to get them for my besties, um, because

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Speaker 1: I want to meet you all and sometimes you can't

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Speaker 1: afford it, and I understand on that. So UM, feeling

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Speaker 1: so good today. I got my new UM Taylor Swift

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Speaker 1: sweatshirt yesterday that I've been waiting for. I saw like

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Speaker 1: Cody Simpson or someone was wearing it. It says all

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Speaker 1: too well, collegiate. It's like a collegiate to print, you know,

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Speaker 1: like it almost looks like Harvard or Yale. For those

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Speaker 1: of you not watching on on YouTube, this will be

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Speaker 1: up on YouTube. You can see it. It's on an etc.

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Speaker 1: Shop is forty one. I got an extra large, which

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Speaker 1: is like finally, like, I feel so comfy in it.

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Speaker 1: The sleeves are comfy. It's like a blay Friend sweatshirt.

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Speaker 1: It just feels like a fucking snuggy. I love it

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Speaker 1: so much that I went and I bought um a

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Speaker 1: couple others from this this shop. The shop is if

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Speaker 1: you're interested, if you're swifty out there or you know

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Speaker 1: any swifties. This is a great Christmas gift, a snuggly sweatshirt.

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Speaker 1: I would get an extra large or large and it

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Speaker 1: is um. This guy does not need my support. Shop

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Speaker 1: Eddie Lane. He sells a ton of stuff. I wish

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Speaker 1: he had better designs. To be honest with you, but

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Speaker 1: I just bought a new swift the one I'm actually

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Speaker 1: buying it right now. Wait no, no, that's not extra large.

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Speaker 1: I'll get to it later one says Swifty one says delicate,

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Speaker 1: which is my favorite song. But I don't want to

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Speaker 1: walk around with a sweatshirt that's is delicated. People are

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Speaker 1: going to think that I'm like, handle me with care,

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Speaker 1: I'm scared. But it is my favorite Taylor Swift song. Um.

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Speaker 1: Just had so much fun with Andrew this morning. This afternoon.

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Speaker 1: We started late, late, late late, thank you noah, um,

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Speaker 1: and we were uploading some video from yesterday and so

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Speaker 1: I got a little extra time and I memorized singing

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Speaker 1: your your little yes yeah we Um. Well I learned

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Speaker 1: my favorite Dave Matthews song of all time. I think

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Speaker 1: I talked about it before, but it's called say Goodbye.

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Speaker 1: I played it on the live the other day. UM,

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Speaker 1: very haphazardly becaus following the tabs, and but I memorized it,

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Speaker 1: which is so much of guitar is just memorization, much

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Speaker 1: like I guess comedy. It just you have to remember

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Speaker 1: make little like how do you memorize guitar now? Is

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Speaker 1: like with jokes, like I don't memorize by looking at

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Speaker 1: the lines or whatever like that I've written because I

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Speaker 1: that way, so I have to I can't remember like

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Speaker 1: a song for the life of me, I depend on it.

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Speaker 1: If you had the gun to my head and said

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Speaker 1: and said play the song, I wouldn't be able to

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Speaker 1: do it without reading it. But I think the the

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Speaker 1: tab or the like you can follow up or do

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Speaker 1: you read like actually sheet music? I didn't know that

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Speaker 1: that's how I learned. Yeah, oh my god. Wait, how

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Speaker 1: did you learn guitar from? I've I took. I took

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Speaker 1: guitar lessons since I was well with my last guitar

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Speaker 1: teacher from when I was nineteen until thirty five. WHOA,

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Speaker 1: so you were you learned how to read music through

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Speaker 1: that you didn't know how to read before nineteen. I

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Speaker 1: just learned like in school and stuff, and I took

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Speaker 1: a piano as a kid, very brief, right, Um. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just feel like, you know, I think so much

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Speaker 1: I can't read music. I don't have an interest in

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Speaker 1: music theory. It just is almost like football to me,

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Speaker 1: fifth string, because you should start one, two, three, four, five, six.

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Speaker 1: But so I have to do not only when they

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Speaker 1: and I got you. And I feel like in time

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Speaker 1: I will start to make connections of what where things happen.

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Speaker 1: But um, it's just not fun for me to do

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Speaker 1: it the other way. And I know that learning doesn't

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Speaker 1: always have to be fun, but for me, guitar is

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Speaker 1: so fun that I don't want to cloud it with

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Speaker 1: things that feel like math to me because it's such

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Speaker 1: a hobby that I enjoy. As Lauren said to Poppy,

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Speaker 1: you do you Okay, Oh my god, I love that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do me. And you know, the whole pick thing.

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Speaker 1: I had a lot of people write me. Someone. The

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Speaker 1: one person that really did help me well, Willie Nelson's

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Speaker 1: granddaughter wrote Andrew and told me to get a certain

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Speaker 1: kind of pick that has a um, what's her name? Raylan?

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Speaker 1: Of course, Raylan is the name of Willie Nelson's granddaughter.

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Speaker 1: biopic if you're making up his life. Raylan suggested this,

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Speaker 1: like brail. Almost that makes you And those are the

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Speaker 1: best for me, but still those are not fun. And

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Speaker 1: and then someone said pretty much do you and said,

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Speaker 1: don't use a PICKA is your fucking fingers And I

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Speaker 1: was like, okay, that I can do. I can, oh,

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Speaker 1: but it just doesn't sound as clean. But maybe I

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Speaker 1: like your thumbnail resemble. Maybe I'll just get my nails

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Speaker 1: shaped like picks. You know how you can choose the

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Speaker 1: shape of your nail. They're like, do you want it square?

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Speaker 1: Do you want it round? Coffin shape? Yeah, almond shape.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call it guitar pick shape now. Um. But

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Speaker 1: I just learned say Goodbye, which is my favorite Dave

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Speaker 1: Matthews song, but it's from Live at Luther College. That's

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Speaker 1: the version I like It's been my favorite song of

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Speaker 1: all times since uh you know. I started loving Dave

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Speaker 1: I never when I was a young girl that was

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Speaker 1: obsessed with Dave Matthews, I didn't really listen to the lyrics.

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Speaker 1: the first time I decided that I was going to

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Speaker 1: I was laying on my carpet in my bedroom. I

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Speaker 1: I'm sold. This has taken me to a new dimension.

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Speaker 1: This is gonna be my new thing. It wasn't even

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Speaker 1: an option. It wasn't like I'm going to choose this.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but it makes me

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Speaker 1: feel good. I didn't listen to lyrics because honestly, Dave

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Speaker 1: Matthews man his lyrics. He is singing about love and

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Speaker 1: a lot of songs, but then he got married and

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Speaker 1: he started singing about the environment and he's like, don't

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Speaker 1: drink the water, oh, the genocide of the people. And

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Speaker 1: it's just like it's not like cry for you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, he's singing about important issues as a South

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Speaker 1: American man who has a lot of empathy, he's singing

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Speaker 1: about real ship. But it's like it didn't strike my

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Speaker 1: soul away. Taylor Swift did obviously, and um, but there's

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Speaker 1: a song called say Good I and I was obsessed

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Speaker 1: with it as soon as Life at Luther College came out.

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Speaker 1: And it's just him and Tim Reynolds, very bare bones acoustic.

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Speaker 1: Tim Reynolds is playing lead, uh and Dave's just you know,

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Speaker 1: doing It's just I really implore anyone who's listening to

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Speaker 1: not as like fucking horny as I am at the

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Speaker 1: end of it. So the thing is, though I never

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Speaker 1: listened to his lyrics really because um, let's talk about

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Speaker 1: you know the song that everyone knows, Crash, Hack up

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Speaker 1: your Skirt, a little more. Show your world to me.

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Speaker 1: In a boys dream, I watch you there through the

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Speaker 1: window as a stare at you wear nothing, but you

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Speaker 1: wear it's he's a creep. This guy is hiding in

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Speaker 1: the bushes watching a girl. He's a boy watching a

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Speaker 1: girl in dress, and it is sexy. Hike up your

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Speaker 1: them because they have bad taste and you like, wouldn't

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00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,199
Speaker 1: like a guy that would like someone like you? And

426
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,920
Speaker 1: they were like, what the funk is wrong with you?

427
00:20:26,119 --> 00:20:28,919
Speaker 1: And I remember thinking that was ironic and funny, and

428
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,680
Speaker 1: then what Allen stole it from me? I mean Gratcho

429
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:35,040
Speaker 1: Marks retroactively. All right, let's get Andrew in here. It's

430
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:38,280
Speaker 1: a fans Rax episode. I'm decided to get to it. Andrew,

431
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Speaker 1: What up, Drew Sky? Yeah? Oh new pants are nice,

432
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,480
Speaker 1: comfortable dude. I just saw a thing about a guy

433
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,720
Speaker 1: posted on Reddit that he got in trouble because his

434
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,880
Speaker 1: his manager called him into the office. He was wearing

435
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,119
Speaker 1: pants quite like that, and he took a picture of

436
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,800
Speaker 1: them to post to say, do you always see a

437
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,719
Speaker 1: problem with this? He got in trouble for his bulge

438
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,119
Speaker 1: and they said you need to wear looser pants because

439
00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:07,040
Speaker 1: your bolt and he goes. I've he goes. And by

440
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,120
Speaker 1: the way, I have an advertised penis. I just googled

441
00:21:09,119 --> 00:21:11,439
Speaker 1: the size and like it's because he's not from this

442
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,800
Speaker 1: country and the pants were not tight at all. It

443
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:17,399
Speaker 1: was insane, but he's Um. Everyone in the subreddit, you know,

444
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,199
Speaker 1: commenting was like you have a lawsuit on your hands. Like,

445
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,320
Speaker 1: no woman if if a woman got told to put

446
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,000
Speaker 1: her boobs away because there was too much like you know,

447
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,919
Speaker 1: like they're not showing them, but they're like like your

448
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,359
Speaker 1: shirts are too tight, yeah, or your camel toe, it

449
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,280
Speaker 1: would be an issue. Well, luckily my dick's inside my body,

450
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,840
Speaker 1: so um, I'll keep that. Yeah. No, have you ever

451
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:40,800
Speaker 1: been distracted by bulge? Oh? I think I said it

452
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,719
Speaker 1: on the show. I used to ride the subway and

453
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,960
Speaker 1: look at men's bulges, like in the morning to see

454
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Speaker 1: who had morning would Oh, yes, that's right, you did

455
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,400
Speaker 1: a game. I never did that. But have you ever

456
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,800
Speaker 1: worked with someone that um you saw there or like

457
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:56,520
Speaker 1: a friend where you're like, come on, man, oh I

458
00:21:56,560 --> 00:22:01,920
Speaker 1: mean yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Was it hard to get

459
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:06,080
Speaker 1: work done? I mean it was like kind of gross,

460
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:09,479
Speaker 1: I guess, but also distracting, So I guess yeah I was.

461
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 1: Did you get the U? Was it a hard time

462
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,719
Speaker 1: doing your job? The blow draw? Well, okay, I think

463
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:18,000
Speaker 1: it depends if I was, if that's what I was

464
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,720
Speaker 1: there for, or uh yeah, I was just there to

465
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,480
Speaker 1: do something so funny about a guy buying pants and

466
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:26,320
Speaker 1: he's like, I just I got a huge cock? And

467
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,960
Speaker 1: do you have extra roots? Actually? Those Lulu lemons a

468
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,000
Speaker 1: B C S. I think it's stands for like I mean,

469
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:38,040
Speaker 1: I've always thought, oh yes, yeah, it's like all balls

470
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Speaker 1: are are allowed in here? Yeah, are customary for I

471
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Speaker 1: don't know, yeah, weled it? Yeah we both have. Do

472
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 1: we have COVID? I don't know. I got a COVID

473
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:53,440
Speaker 1: test this morning. I told you about it. It was

474
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:58,439
Speaker 1: an abandoned parking lot. A girl came out a bandit

475
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Speaker 1: ish like it's in the our corner. Were not exaggerate, Okay,

476
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,919
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna exaggerate at off, And I'm only asking

477
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,119
Speaker 1: that so I can just know. I just I just

478
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:10,639
Speaker 1: want the real story. Okay, so I Google I think

479
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 1: I have COVID potentially because I'm only getting sicker now

480
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 1: that I think I have COVID potentially because I'm only

481
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 1: getting sicker. I did, but I misspelled potentially and then

482
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 1: led me to this abandoned parking lot which wasn't abandoned.

483
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 1: So the parking lot was there was three cars in it.

484
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 1: It's like a tent, like a makeshift tent. It's a

485
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,320
Speaker 1: little bit bigger than the like almost where you would

486
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:35,080
Speaker 1: sign up for, like a race if they were handing

487
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 1: out like you know, if volunteers were being like, come

488
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:41,119
Speaker 1: over here to sign up for the corner of the

489
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:45,320
Speaker 1: like a blue tent with like sides. There are a

490
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 1: little bit of sides when I'm telling you these things

491
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 1: on the verge of falling, like sitting. There's a table.

492
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:54,280
Speaker 1: I didn't go into the table. You just parked next

493
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Speaker 1: to it. Do you see inside the tent? Isn't it

494
00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:01,479
Speaker 1: very okay? Got it? And there's there's no real doors.

495
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,920
Speaker 1: You have a sign that says COVID tests. Yes, there

496
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 1: is a sign that says free PCR COVID test. Is

497
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:10,439
Speaker 1: it written on a cardboard box with sharpie and it

498
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,919
Speaker 1: says for ten dollars in a blow job, you can

499
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,359
Speaker 1: find out you're negative. So you could go into that

500
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,920
Speaker 1: Pearl Jam concert. I think that's what the signet said.

501
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 1: So I paid ten dollars and I didn't come because

502
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 1: it's all no, no, no. So it's free, which is

503
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:30,200
Speaker 1: another thing that's like rapid PCR rapid free tests, seventy

504
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:34,359
Speaker 1: five for one dude. This seems so illegitimate. I can't

505
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:37,360
Speaker 1: even it's fine because you want to it, I think,

506
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,919
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't. I'll go, but I know what

507
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get. It's going to be negative because this

508
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:48,119
Speaker 1: is sounds. But they're not asking for money. Hundreds of

509
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,919
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, they're not asking for money. That's the thing.

510
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,119
Speaker 1: I've had hundreds of COVID tests. Not once has anyone

511
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:58,360
Speaker 1: handed me a swab and said do it yourself. Get there.

512
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 1: So then I drive up. She's in her car, she's

513
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 1: not even in the tent. She gets out of the car.

514
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 1: It's got a mask on jeans and a middrift showing

515
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 1: like yeah, and she walks up. She goes parked over there.

516
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 1: She's wearing a mask, not well street mask, street mask

517
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 1: and not well, so she walks up and she goes, uh,

518
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 1: you here for a test, and I was like yeah.

519
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,680
Speaker 1: She goes all right, sounds like prostitute solicit, like it

520
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,680
Speaker 1: felt very prostitute. Yeah, yeah, like yeah, she's leaning into

521
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 1: the car. Yeah, she goes park around the corner. Yea, yeah,

522
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, stick this in your sing I think if

523
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 1: we fugged, I'd be positive. No, so I end up.

524
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:44,880
Speaker 1: She goes she gives me the thing and AIDS test

525
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,760
Speaker 1: where it's just you know people with AIDS that fuck you,

526
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 1: and then they go you're positive. Yeah the test we know.

527
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 1: We just know now, Like that doctor with the HPV

528
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 1: from the other day, he used his magic flute. Yes,

529
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,879
Speaker 1: so she was yeah, he was hearing HPV. Then he

530
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,200
Speaker 1: had it because he was giving he was fucking girls

531
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 1: with it. You know. His claim is that he had

532
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 1: the at the vaccine, so he was sucking the vaccine.

533
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:15,440
Speaker 1: So she walks up. I'm a little weirded out. She

534
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,919
Speaker 1: gives me though. She gives me a thing to scan,

535
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 1: so I scan it. That seemed real where I put

536
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:25,200
Speaker 1: my information in it and put my email in that's

537
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:30,760
Speaker 1: where that's what they're getting for free. They did for

538
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 1: my mom's social Security number. Do you have to do

539
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:38,119
Speaker 1: any like? Nothing weird nothing so security number, nothing like that,

540
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 1: nothing like that. So I fill it out. She goes,

541
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 1: she comes back, she gives me the swab. I I

542
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,560
Speaker 1: put my nose out for her to swab me up.

543
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 1: She goes, no, you just do it. I swabbed. She

544
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 1: goes five, four or three to one, give it back,

545
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,159
Speaker 1: and then she goes, all right, and then I go

546
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 1: to do and she goes, no, no, no, and then

547
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 1: she gives me another star. Never had known, oh to

548
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:01,439
Speaker 1: swab to swabs, I guess one for each test. So

549
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 1: then she puts the one in the thing. And then

550
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 1: I see her walking with the other swab for the

551
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,639
Speaker 1: rapid test. I'm sure just holding it without putting it

552
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 1: into plastics so she doesn't have to do that. I'm

553
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: contaminated on the way there, like, yeah, you gotta put

554
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 1: it in a tube. She's like, you have bird flew

555
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 1: that flew onto this fucking Oh my god, this is

556
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 1: so has I wonder. So she came back. How minutes

557
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: let's really, I'm not kidding. It was short. It was

558
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:33,159
Speaker 1: shorter two wells okay, so four and a half minutes.

559
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 1: Here's the thing we've we get these a lot, these

560
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 1: rapid tests because the camera. She came back faster than that,

561
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,040
Speaker 1: and she said, your rapids negative. You're gonna get the

562
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 1: other test in hours. Take off your pop ups in

563
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 1: your settings. And I don't know why she had me

564
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 1: do that, so then she I don't know, so I

565
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 1: wouldn't get spam or something. So I ended up. Look,

566
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:06,120
Speaker 1: now I think your phone has the virus. Now take

567
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 1: pop ups off your phone. I mean, we gotta gotta

568
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 1: figure out what this operation is because but I looked

569
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:17,160
Speaker 1: at I looked at the reviews, solid reviews. But everyone's happy.

570
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 1: I guess everyone's happy because of how efficient it is.

571
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 1: It's so efficient because they don't do it. It sounds suspectius. Here,

572
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:30,360
Speaker 1: I'll show you the I'll do the cod so your

573
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,440
Speaker 1: head just I'm trying to whenever you get sick or

574
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,199
Speaker 1: you get some sort of ailment, I'm always interested in,

575
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 1: like how it manifests. Like I I obviously have been

576
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 1: sick before, but like when you're like I don't feel well,

577
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, do you feel is it a headache? You're

578
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: like no, Like is it a stomach ache? No, your

579
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 1: head is stuffy if I know your head is stuffy,

580
00:28:55,600 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 1: is very annoying to have, but it doesn't it doesn't hurt. Yes,

581
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: so where does it hurt? Just forehead like it's a headache,

582
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 1: hurd or is it just a know, like a pressure

583
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: just because this is what you describe your panic attacks to,

584
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,239
Speaker 1: like your head's gonna explode. No, this is sick. I

585
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: was sick. No, but I know. But is it the

586
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 1: same kind of pressure? Oh no, it's different panic attack pressure.

587
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 1: I can't even describe. It feels like it's all over

588
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 1: your head. When you ask me how I can wiggle

589
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 1: my ears and I go, I don't know how panic Yeah,

590
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 1: well you're doing it, but I don't know how. I

591
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 1: feel like i'm moving them to and they don't. No,

592
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 1: what can you wiggle your ears? There's no wiggle going on?

593
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 1: You have no or you don't know there's no wiggle.

594
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: You just feel like a strain in your ear. And

595
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 1: that means I just don't you know. Some people can

596
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 1: just do it. But yeah, okay, So I'm just trying

597
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 1: to understand feelings because I feel no. I think like

598
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 1: sometimes they're like when I tell you I'm sick, you

599
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: like almost want to like this belief. It no the

600
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 1: way reason, not at all the reason I asked questions.

601
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 1: I really promise you. I know that if you're sick,

602
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 1: you're sick like you do not get sick out. I

603
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 1: just want to understand what it is because sometimes I'm like,

604
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: do I feel sick? And maybe I do get sick

605
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 1: and I just don't know it because I'm just so

606
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: not in touch with my feelings or something. I don't know.

607
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be like I work when I'm

608
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: not saying that's not the VI I'm trying to put

609
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 1: out there. I'm just trying to say, like I don't

610
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 1: know what it feels like. I don't know what a

611
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 1: cold feel like. I know what it's like to be

612
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 1: like sniffle y, but it doesn't. It's just annoying that

613
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: I can't breathe out of my nose. It's not like

614
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 1: I feel does it feel like you can't think? I

615
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 1: felt I felt like I couldn't think. Vision gets a

616
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 1: little bit, uh funked up a little bit. Yeah, you

617
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 1: were out of it last night. I mean like we

618
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 1: were what we were watching Seinfeld. Brenna came over after

619
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 1: work and we're all like we were just hanging out

620
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 1: and um, you put on Seinfeld and it was a

621
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 1: great episode of Uh when Elaine record, it's a sexy

622
00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 1: voice like Jerry's recording. Is here your sexiest voice? Um,

623
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 1: if I was trying to do like h like, if

624
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 1: I was trying to do hey, like, I would probably

625
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 1: do more baby because men like babies now as opposed

626
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 1: to like her voice was like a huy. I think

627
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 1: you got to go more seductive, like lower, like like

628
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: like like will you invest in my blood transfusion? It's yeah.

629
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: If I come out in some scrubs that aren't nurse

630
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: scrubs but they were at one point, but I bought

631
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 1: them from Goodwill, Yes, Um, yeah, I don't. I don't.

632
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 1: I guess my sexiest voice is like I get like

633
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 1: this like when I'm like trying to be like when

634
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 1: I'm like being like do you want like do you want?

635
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: Like I don't know. I guess I just kind of

636
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: do it like this. Like but I feel like whenever

637
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 1: I'm being like sexiest, it's like I'm like it's kind

638
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: of like I'm a baby because I like to be dominated,

639
00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 1: so I'm a little bit more like I don't know,

640
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: so it would be a hot guy's voice if I

641
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 1: was like, uh, take your shirt off, like it be

642
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 1: kind of disciplinary, like you think that you deserve to

643
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: come right now? Um, that's so cute. Oh I love

644
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 1: that you think you do. Like it's it's caring but

645
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 1: like a little dismissive but like um ah, you're so

646
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 1: like it's not it's not um the oh isn't sarcastic,

647
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,719
Speaker 1: but it's like it's nurturing, like you poor thing, Like,

648
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 1: oh you want to come? All that's so cute? Well

649
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 1: do you think you deserve to? Like it's like that interesting.

650
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 1: It's so weird. I'm very weird. I feel very awkward

651
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 1: when I start like giving demands in the bedroom. You know,

652
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 1: like yeah, you like that, you like that, you a

653
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 1: little slat, you like that, Like it just feels very funny.

654
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: It feels funny, silly, and it just feels like you

655
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 1: ever feel like has there ever been a moment where

656
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 1: you did get into it and you were like, oh,

657
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 1: I've got because were sometimes you were like oh, I

658
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: like you know, choked her a little bit and you're like,

659
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 1: oh it felt really good too. I like getting dominant.

660
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 1: See you like to be dominant. I like choking a

661
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 1: little too, just because she you know, she responds to yeah, yeah,

662
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: but it's not like my go to move, you know,

663
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: I'm not like my first instinct isn't to be like

664
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: I'm kicking over. Yes, you know. What's your vibe in bed?

665
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 1: Do you like to be very Britney Spears? But I

666
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 1: know you have like, Oops, I did it again, but

667
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 1: I'm so much what's the one toxic? No, toxic isn't

668
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 1: an air that's oops, I did it again. Where she's

669
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 1: wearing the it's no, I's wearing like a lime green

670
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 1: like neon green kind of turtle tight turtleneck. But it

671
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 1: looks exactly like the Britney Spears read one that she wore. Yes,

672
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: that's what it is. Yes, um no, what is your

673
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 1: style in bed? Do you like? I like snakes in bed,

674
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: holding them up and dancing around with them like oh,

675
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: I was like, what is she going with on this?

676
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 1: Get them? I don't know. I mean, they're they're probably

677
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 1: are snakes just in your bed. You gotta be into

678
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: them if you live in the in Arizona in the

679
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 1: arid zone. Um what yeah, I think like, Um, I

680
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,879
Speaker 1: definitely like to be dominated. I like to be the bottom,

681
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 1: and whenever I tried being the top or like the

682
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 1: dominant one, I just felt like I was faking it.

683
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 1: So yes, And I think it just depends on the

684
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 1: partner too, because I did have one good experience with it,

685
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:32,319
Speaker 1: with being the dominant one. Yeah, I would like I

686
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,720
Speaker 1: you know, the more I'm thinking about like bringing another

687
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,319
Speaker 1: girl into the mix with the the guy I'm seeing

688
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 1: in me, or like ever being with a girl, I

689
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 1: think then I would want to be the dominant one.

690
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 1: Like I when I think about like my crush on

691
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 1: like Taylor Swift, I want to like comfort her and

692
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 1: I want to be like the man in that relationship,

693
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: and I want to be like, are you okay after

694
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 1: your show? Like I in a relationship with a woman,

695
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: I think I would want to be the asculate, like

696
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 1: I would want to dress like this, and but in

697
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: a in a relationship with the man, I like to

698
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 1: be the girl. And so I think that I like,

699
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: I like both and I'm not you know, I think

700
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 1: that maybe that's where I've kind of uh been reluctant

701
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,880
Speaker 1: to ever be in a relationship with a woman or

702
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 1: even pursue something because I I am always thinking, oh,

703
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 1: I need a woman that's kind of like a man

704
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 1: to because when women hit on me that are like

705
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 1: more is butch, like a dirocatory term with a more

706
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 1: masculine energy woman, I generally like, I'm like always flattered,

707
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,839
Speaker 1: but I get uncomfortable because but you said you want

708
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: to be a man, and I think that's why it's

709
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 1: I've always associated like, oh, I'm probably couldn't be an

710
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 1: a lisbian relationship because if I wanted to, it would

711
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 1: happen because I get come, Like you know, lesbians come

712
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: on to me a lot. But I think that I

713
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 1: that's the wrong role for me in that scenario. And

714
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:03,400
Speaker 1: I'm literally just realizing that. But I whenever I fantasize

715
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: about or like I see like my self hooking up

716
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 1: with a girl, it's like me being like the one

717
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 1: that's like, oh, you think you're gonna like me being that? Yes,

718
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 1: what do you mean is that only if there's a

719
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 1: or if you were with a woman alone? Do you

720
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 1: think alone? But with a guy, I would want to

721
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 1: like be like a team. I love. That's my favorite

722
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: porn is when a woman and a man are working

723
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: together to make a girl come and they're like, oh,

724
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 1: like that's my favorite porn is two people doing stuff

725
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 1: to a woman so that they can talk amongst each

726
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: other about her being like she's oh look at her,

727
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 1: she's struggling. Oh you want to come? You do think

728
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 1: you deserve to? And then they both like get in

729
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 1: on it. It's very um. There's just stick almost Sorry,

730
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: there's one porn that I shut up. Noah, I'm just

731
00:36:54,880 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna get that Jesus Christ. Sorry, look at her,

732
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: she can't even talk that good? Uh no, what were

733
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,839
Speaker 1: gonna say this this one? I was going to say,

734
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,839
Speaker 1: there's a porn that I've been thinking about a lot.

735
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even know who's in it. But it was

736
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 1: too um. It was a married couple and they were

737
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 1: sucking the babysitter and it was exactly the scenario that

738
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 1: you just painted. And I loved it. Will you send

739
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: it to me? I can't find again someone to help,

740
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 1: damn um. Like the the the guy has like a goatee,

741
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:30,839
Speaker 1: he's very ugly looking as usual. Yes, the wife has

742
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 1: like curly brown hair, and the babysitters like this tiny

743
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,839
Speaker 1: little blonde girl. Yes, and they're just like sucking her

744
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 1: like crazy. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah and how's the kid

745
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 1: doing crying? I'm not watching that kind of porn. Oh

746
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: my god, that's so funny. The kids where where are

747
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: the kid drowning in the pool? In the pool of

748
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 1: com um? God? Yeah, that's the that's that. The problem

749
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 1: is I I just require so much of Like I

750
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 1: don't like watching high school football versions of porn. I

751
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,839
Speaker 1: need to watch people at the elite level doing the

752
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 1: craziest stuff, like just if there's not if she's not

753
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:14,719
Speaker 1: doing anal, I don't want it's it's it's literally worthless

754
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:16,840
Speaker 1: to me if there's no, And it's not because I'm like,

755
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,320
Speaker 1: I love anals so much. I just need to see

756
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 1: someone who's who's more impressive than I am, Like I

757
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 1: have to. I don't want to watch people who are

758
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 1: as good at things as I am. I want to

759
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: see like the next level. There's something about amateur that

760
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 1: it's pretty hot. I don't know, the shitty like camera angles. Yeah,

761
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 1: if they're doing Wait, do you like our friend Ramy

762
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 1: has that bit about that he's he doesn't think he's gay,

763
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,799
Speaker 1: but there's dicks that he likes in porn. Are there

764
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: vaginas that you like and don't like in porn that

765
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: turn you on more. No, they're all the same to me. Really,

766
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 1: that's um. Yeah, I definitely there's certain like I like

767
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 1: what I like, what I look like. Honestly, that tends

768
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,320
Speaker 1: to be like my favorite. But that's just my preth

769
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 1: Let's get to the news first. Oh, it's Thursday, folks.

770
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,799
Speaker 1: You know what that means. It is Thursday. I hope

771
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 1: you're having all the swells, even you, Mike. Yeah, you

772
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: know there's a mic listening. I know. That'd be so

773
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 1: cool if I heard that when I was listening Dave yesterday. Yeah,

774
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 1: I didn't you get certain you'd only do it a men. No,

775
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:40,280
Speaker 1: I know, because I'm sexist, I'm misogynists. Australia's most famous

776
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 1: identical twins, who eat, sleep and showers with their shared fiance,

777
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 1: have now revealed their plan to pregnant at the same

778
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:51,400
Speaker 1: time they share a fiance. Oh I know too, that

779
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 1: share another and they want to get pregnant on the

780
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 1: same day. Okay, this is a lucky guy. I mean,

781
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 1: it's wild. I bet they will get pregnant on the

782
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,880
Speaker 1: same day. I mean, but their cycles are insanely syncd up.

783
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 1: Can you see him in on the Noah I want

784
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: to see these girls. Can you show me a picture

785
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 1: of them? Manager they're not They're not bad like him. Yeah,

786
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 1: it looks like the cast of the Jersey Shore. Yes, okay,

787
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 1: these are the girls I wouldn't watch in porn. You

788
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like these giant fake tits. I mean,

789
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,279
Speaker 1: I've got I've gotta guess those are fake. Um, that

790
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: guy isn't that cute? Does he have money? What does

791
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 1: he do? I bet they'll get you know, twins have

792
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 1: a weird thing that I'm not gonna lie. I'm a

793
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 1: little bit jealous of this person that you share everything

794
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 1: with like you are. It's just really cool. I think,

795
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's creepy to a lot of people.

796
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 1: But I don't think that this is that weird that

797
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 1: they would both they both want to be with the

798
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: same person, and that they look the same. I wouldn't

799
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,880
Speaker 1: take it as like he's more into her, like, you know,

800
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 1: the physical thing is like I don't know. I I

801
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 1: want to say this is so weird, but I actually

802
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 1: kind of I don't think it is. Do you know

803
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 1: the Bella twins, Yes, so they had uh like like

804
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 1: both of them were pregnant around the same time. Yes,

805
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 1: those girls have a podcast, my friend Rose but it

806
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 1: was on it recently. And then I got into like

807
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 1: looking at all of their like clips and stuff, and

808
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 1: they're so beautiful and so cute. And I actually have

809
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 1: Nikki Bella's Dancing with Stars Rode because she left it

810
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: behind the season before mine and it said Nikki on it,

811
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 1: so I stole it. Um she uh. And then she

812
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 1: she married her dance part Artum. Yeah, she married her

813
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: dance partner, who you know, they were like both in

814
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 1: relationships when they were dancing together, but they fell in love,

815
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 1: just like Robert Hehrshevik and his dance partner. There's people

816
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: that are like still together from that show. I mean,

817
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 1: it's a lot of sexual energy. But the twins, I've

818
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 1: always was jealous of twins. I wonder when who met

819
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 1: the guy first. I wonder how that worked out. I

820
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 1: bet you anything they put. They don't do anything apart.

821
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:04,839
Speaker 1: I mean these girls, you see some twins, they don't

822
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 1: do anything apart. I think I'd want to live across

823
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: the country from You don't know that, like you if

824
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,240
Speaker 1: you were a twin right now, yeah, that would make sense.

825
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 1: But like when they're you're it's a different thing that

826
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 1: you don't understand. We can't possibly understand. I remember the

827
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 1: book Stumbling Bond Happiness that everyone was reading back in

828
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 1: like two thousand nine when it came out. They were

829
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 1: talking about how these can join twins. Everyone just assumes

830
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 1: like they're miserable, you know. They they are two girls

831
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 1: that have like their heads shooting out of the same neck,

832
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 1: and they're just always next to each other and like

833
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 1: they you know, obviously don't do anything apart, and they

834
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 1: can have separate lives because they're one. They share the

835
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,320
Speaker 1: same fucking heart. They don't want if they got separated,

836
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 1: one of them might die. They don't want to do it,

837
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 1: and everyone just like goes, God, that would be awful.

838
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 1: I can't believe that. But they're generally they're like happier

839
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: than most people because they don't know any different. That's

840
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,839
Speaker 1: all they know. And so it's something about so much

841
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: of your happiness is based upon what you have once

842
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 1: experience and then lose, or what you think you might want.

843
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:13,400
Speaker 1: But these girls don't have no concept of what it

844
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 1: would be like to be an individual person. And if we,

845
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: just as a human race, all had two heads, sticking

846
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 1: out of our necks. We would also feel weird if

847
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 1: we saw one person to be like, oh, that would

848
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 1: suck to be alone. Like it's all that really blew

849
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,919
Speaker 1: my mind though, and blew my minds. I mean, well, yeah,

850
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 1: both of them. Um. It is interesting though that they

851
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,400
Speaker 1: didn't find another set of identical twins, like they just

852
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 1: they've had a lot, but they just oh, of those

853
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 1: two girls. Know that there's Um, if you go to

854
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 1: my Instagram and go to the thing called watch TV

855
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:47,240
Speaker 1: with me, there was a one night I was watching

856
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 1: something on you know, TLC, and it was two twins

857
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 1: that met two twins, and that would make more sense

858
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 1: than just sharing one guy. But I guess if you

859
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 1: do everything together, and like I don't know, I don't

860
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 1: I would not care at all if there was someone

861
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 1: else that looked exactly like me and I loved hanging

862
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 1: out with, I would not want to get married because

863
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 1: I'd miss hanging out with my best friend. And if

864
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 1: we both it wouldn't take from me because you you

865
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: know what I think it is. There's this really trippy

866
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 1: thing that I realized one time where I was like

867
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 1: so jealous of girls in my high school. This is

868
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:22,240
Speaker 1: another eighth grade Nikki moment that kind of made me realize,

869
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 1: like I had a um epiphany of self back in

870
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,760
Speaker 1: eighth grade that I just barely grasped onto. But sometimes

871
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to describe it. But like

872
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 1: I used to get so jealous of popular girls and

873
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: like what they had and what their lives and how

874
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 1: happy they were and how boys like them and stuff,

875
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 1: and I was like, really, they're me. If you can

876
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 1: think of what I'm saying, it's like I am. There's

877
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to describe it, but there

878
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 1: was something that gave me souls if you even understand

879
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say out there, anyone that's talking

880
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 1: about this, we're all one, like they're no different. The

881
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: only reason that they are them is beca as I'm

882
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 1: attributing a self to them that is separate, but we're

883
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 1: all like I could be them too. I don't even

884
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: I can't even describe it. Now. There was something about

885
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: like I that's why I don't get jealous so much

886
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,319
Speaker 1: of people. It really sometimes something cuts through it of

887
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 1: where it's like I could they're they're gonna die. Maybe

888
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: there's something of like they're gonna die to someday we're

889
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 1: all one, like, but we're all there's no there's no me.

890
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 1: I am just a computer of cells that are like operating.

891
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 1: I don't have control over it. It's not up to

892
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 1: me what my heart does, what my breathing, Like I

893
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 1: can't control my breathing. I can't want I can't control

894
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 1: my breathing. But you know, you don't control what your

895
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 1: brain is. Like there was something almost about like the

896
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: no free will of it, all of I didn't choose

897
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 1: to be in this body. The girl that I'm thinking

898
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 1: has a perfect like Brittany Burke that was, you know,

899
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,319
Speaker 1: the girl that I always wanted to be. She didn't

900
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 1: choose to be in Brittany Burke's body and have her

901
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 1: life like I could be her for all anyone knows

902
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:06,879
Speaker 1: I am her? Do that makes sense? People look at me?

903
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 1: That's it? If I look at you and Noah and

904
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 1: you're two separate people to me, how do I know?

905
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 1: Like your soul is you and like like it doesn't

906
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 1: You're I don't even know what I'm like sounding like

907
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 1: I'm on psychedelics right now. But there was just some

908
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 1: epiphany I had where I was like we're all on

909
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:30,759
Speaker 1: one thing. We're all one organism, just gigantic. I don't

910
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 1: even know. That doesn't capture it for me, but I

911
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 1: don't know. We're all capable of what the other person

912
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 1: is doing, all just not selves were not I'm not me.

913
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 1: I'm just a thing that's living. So you know what

914
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 1: it is. It's not so if I'm jealous of you, Noah,

915
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 1: it's not that I'm not I'm not you. You're not

916
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:54,919
Speaker 1: you either. You're just a thing like you're not you,

917
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: like we there's not You're not inside your brain like

918
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: a little alien, like controlling the can trolls and being

919
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 1: like I love being in here. I'm like a little

920
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 1: guy that's like in this awesome spaceship. You're just a

921
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 1: thing that exists, that's like moving. It's like, yes, you

922
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,359
Speaker 1: have feelings and all of these things, but it's not

923
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 1: like you got that. You're just it just exists. It's

924
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 1: like being jealous of a fucking chair or something like.

925
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 1: It's like that. I don't I don't know how to

926
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:25,759
Speaker 1: describe it. If anyone has any idea what the funk

927
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: I'm talking about, please some literature on it, because I'm

928
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 1: sure there's some philosopher or some fucking meditation that is

929
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 1: talking about this, but like, we are not. Sam Harris

930
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: always says, you're not inside your head watching a movie

931
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 1: as this person. You're not like, you're not you, You're

932
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: just a body and consciousness is this idea that you

933
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:48,880
Speaker 1: think you're a you, but you're not. We're not if you.

934
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: That's when people have like an ego death, because an

935
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 1: ego is a sense of I, I am me, like

936
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 1: I have a I have a something too, Like I

937
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 1: want able to think I'm good because I'm I'm responsible

938
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 1: for this thing. But you're really not, Like you're just

939
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 1: a fucking chair. I don't know what I'm talking about.

940
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 1: I'm bored by myself to be honest with you. I'm

941
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 1: really sorry. I think if you there's a quote on

942
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 1: the wall of Jimmy John's that will what are free smells?

943
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: Are they free? Are they yours? I don't know. Um.

944
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 1: Here's the thing about a twin, though, be tough. If

945
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 1: one was way more successful than the other one. I

946
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 1: I have friends that are twins. They're kind of identical.

947
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 1: One's a huge country star. One sells insurance back home.

948
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 1: By the way, did you ask that twin country star,

949
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,839
Speaker 1: but I needed you to ask him. I ask him. Yeah,

950
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 1: I've been doing some I've been doing some digging on

951
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: my girl, and I don't I just want to know

952
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 1: I have an insider track that I can get insider

953
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: info about my girl that I'm not I shouldn't be

954
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 1: getting because it's not my business. But I do know

955
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 1: someone that did cross paths with someone early on who

956
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 1: may have inspired one of my favorite songs. And I

957
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:08,879
Speaker 1: need to know if it's him, and if they did

958
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:12,240
Speaker 1: have a moment and if they did, what what happened? Business?

959
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry girl. Maybe it was his insurance selling brother.

960
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,439
Speaker 1: Maybe it was his brother but a better insurance selling brother.

961
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 1: Didn't want to be a country star, or did he?

962
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 1: Did he try? He was very good at sports, as

963
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,760
Speaker 1: well as his brother, But did we get them on stage?

964
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 1: Sometimes he can't sing, okay, So did he did he

965
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 1: want that? I think he wouldn't mind being a celebrity.

966
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:35,320
Speaker 1: I don't know what for my sister is. I always

967
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 1: thought identical twin, I understand that. Yeah, imagine if you're

968
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 1: identical twin was either more famous than you or way.

969
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,399
Speaker 1: Richard bothered me as much because I'd go, I could

970
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,839
Speaker 1: do the same thing as them. I just didn't want

971
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 1: it because I'm the same body Like it would convince

972
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: me more of like I could have that if I

973
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: wanted it. Well, I'm guessing that to this point with

974
00:49:56,040 --> 00:50:00,200
Speaker 1: these twins, they seem to be like everything's the same,

975
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 1: So then there will be no jealousy, there will be

976
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:04,800
Speaker 1: no envy. We shared the same guy, We share the

977
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 1: same which is an interesting way to approach it. But

978
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: my sister would get things that I didn't get, boys

979
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 1: liking her, people complimenting her looking like just having clear skin.

980
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 1: It was like, I can't she's she's. It made me

981
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 1: so mad because it's like I can't I don't have

982
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 1: her same skin. But if we were identical twins, everything

983
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,399
Speaker 1: she got would seem within my possibility, and I would

984
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:31,240
Speaker 1: just get it too. If you had acne, she didn't.

985
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: Identical twins don't have different then I would start cleaning

986
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 1: my pillowcases or whatever she did, you know, like we

987
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:40,400
Speaker 1: were we should have the same thing. Um, all right,

988
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 1: well sorry for that tangent. Let's take a short break

989
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 1: and come back with UM. And I thought it was

990
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 1: why do I care? But it's our weekly sports about

991
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:55,360
Speaker 1: it all right, we're back, give it to me The

992
00:50:55,400 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 1: sports moment tears Andrew's weekly supports moment. Charles Barkley, of course,

993
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,760
Speaker 1: appeared on a podcast and told the host he named

994
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: his daughter christ Christina Christine wait Christianna Christianna after a

995
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 1: Delaware mall. He likes. There's a Christiana mall in Delaware

996
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 1: that I always used to go by. That's how she

997
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:26,399
Speaker 1: got her name. Christianna actually said, you know what, that's

998
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 1: better than looking it up in a baby book and

999
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:29,799
Speaker 1: me like, I just saw this name and I liked

1000
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:32,479
Speaker 1: it on a baby website. I like this quote though.

1001
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:34,759
Speaker 1: This is why he's so related. He's one of the

1002
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 1: most relatable sportscasters I think. When the host as why

1003
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 1: Barkley chose the name, he replied, I don't know. I

1004
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 1: just liked them all, dude, I love it perfect. I

1005
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 1: um yeah, I'm looking forward to having a baby my baby.

1006
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: Galleria sounds like a STDA West County mall, Fairfield County

1007
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 1: lit mall. I don't mind that. I think that's cute.

1008
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 1: And Christiana is a cute is a beautiful with a

1009
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 1: great It's a regular name. It's not like what would

1010
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 1: you would you right now, what would you name? Part

1011
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 1: of me would want to name it Marvin. Oh, I

1012
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 1: love that name. What's your grandma's name? By the way,

1013
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:22,840
Speaker 1: Andrew's grandma, Um passed away two days ago yesterday, yesterday,

1014
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 1: at the age of one hundred. Amazing that when was

1015
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 1: her hundredth birthday. I don't know the exact day, but

1016
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 1: we had a zoom party for a hundred. So she

1017
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 1: died at one hundred. She made it a triple digits.

1018
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:38,359
Speaker 1: Not one on one. Wow, that's so cool. Yeah, not

1019
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:41,840
Speaker 1: one on one the buzz, just a hundred point seven

1020
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 1: the bull. Um. Wait. A second name was she? She

1021
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 1: lived in amazing life. She was amazing. Grammar Shirley, she's

1022
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:52,839
Speaker 1: from Chicago. Originally is a cool name. She was married

1023
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 1: to my grandpa, Henry. Henry is a very That name

1024
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,880
Speaker 1: is coming back pretty strong. Edna was a name I

1025
00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 1: met this weekend at a meeting. Great and I go

1026
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 1: the fuck a young girl named Edna? Ago, were you

1027
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 1: named after a grandma? And she was like no, just

1028
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 1: and I loved it. Love that my grandma. Some fun

1029
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:17,240
Speaker 1: facts she would uh. She my grandpa Henry, who passed

1030
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:20,920
Speaker 1: away I don't know, maybe fifty years ago, and you know,

1031
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 1: he had a distinct look. He had a white mustache

1032
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,839
Speaker 1: that my grandma like would make him grow, and he'd

1033
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 1: always wear like aviators. And he passed away, and uh,

1034
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 1: she got a new boyfriend pretty quickly. I mean they

1035
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 1: say to wait, I don't know half your relationship. She

1036
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:38,719
Speaker 1: should have waited another forty years, but she waited about

1037
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 1: four minutes. I think she met the guy at the

1038
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:46,319
Speaker 1: test and he's one of the Paul Bears. Uh yeah,

1039
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 1: you're digging a grave. You seemed like a night chie.

1040
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:52,799
Speaker 1: Uh yeah. So he ends up she ends up dating

1041
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: this guy. He was a doctor's guy, nat and we

1042
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 1: never met him. First time we met him, he gets

1043
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 1: out of this like gets out of the car and

1044
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 1: my grandma. Every old man kind of tends to look

1045
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 1: alike in a way. They all, especially if they get

1046
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:09,400
Speaker 1: like white hair, comes out with a white mustache and aviators.

1047
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 1: It's my grandpa, my grandpa. She just good for her.

1048
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:16,720
Speaker 1: She like slim shadied it like she just like, uh

1049
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 1: love that what's it called? When um uh, what's that

1050
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 1: movie with Matt Damon where he like turns into the

1051
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:28,840
Speaker 1: guy after he died. She pounded Mr Ripley her dead husband,

1052
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 1: who was amazing. My grandma hen was incredible. So this

1053
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 1: new guy was, Um, I'm trying to like. He was

1054
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 1: just like a strong like I don't know. He farted

1055
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 1: in golf when we play golf and during your back swing.

1056
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:48,760
Speaker 1: Hilarious reason why someone's incredible. Yeah, yeah, he would fart

1057
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 1: and then he'd go like in your back Grandpa. I

1058
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 1: got close with my grandma later in life when they

1059
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 1: lived with her because I lived across the street with

1060
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 1: her and my other my grandma, Thelma, who wasn't They

1061
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:05,480
Speaker 1: lived across the street from Grandma, but they were divorce.

1062
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:08,719
Speaker 1: My parents were divorced, but they stayed. Your grandma stayed friend.

1063
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 1: The housing market kept my grandparents together, but not my parents.

1064
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,840
Speaker 1: So um no, my grandma Henry was amazing man. He

1065
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,480
Speaker 1: just was like but I didn't. I honestly like, I

1066
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 1: didn't like him that well, like Marvin's your other grandpa

1067
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 1: and Thelma. Soelma's a great name Jesus Christ. So then

1068
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,399
Speaker 1: Nat dies, then my grandma gets another guy, this guy

1069
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 1: Sal white mustache Henry, Nat and Sal Henryn and Sal

1070
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 1: and then she banged him to death. Did you guys

1071
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 1: say anything to your grandma about this, you joke like

1072
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 1: a black widow that like, well that like these guys

1073
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 1: look like our grandpa. We would joke with my mom

1074
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:48,319
Speaker 1: and stuff. I never really joked with my grandma about it,

1075
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 1: but my grandma. So I moved across the street. I

1076
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 1: started doing stand up a lot for the first time

1077
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:56,840
Speaker 1: living across from her, and she got she was a

1078
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:00,480
Speaker 1: real estate agent. She got really into theater, wanting to

1079
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:03,839
Speaker 1: perform like in her seventies, like very like very late,

1080
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:08,279
Speaker 1: and and she like started these plays and she was

1081
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 1: so like dramatic and like jazz hands. I never saw

1082
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 1: the play, but like it was like it was just

1083
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,399
Speaker 1: amazing that like we'd see you know, photos and video

1084
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 1: of it of her just starring and being the star.

1085
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:22,440
Speaker 1: And like later in life, like she became like Grace

1086
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 1: Kelly of her club. That's so cute. And so she

1087
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:29,080
Speaker 1: would tell me, she's like, because I started staying up

1088
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:32,359
Speaker 1: at thirty, like, yeah, it might seem late, but it's

1089
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 1: not late. I really see you being a star and like,

1090
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,400
Speaker 1: you know, things your grandma would say. But she's like

1091
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 1: I didn't do it, Like she was inspirational in that way,

1092
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 1: and uh, I don't know. Yeah, She was amazing. She

1093
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:47,400
Speaker 1: really was just so kind and always just I don't know,

1094
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 1: it's weird with your grandparents because you don't see them

1095
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 1: as people until you get older. You just see them

1096
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:56,360
Speaker 1: as He's like mythical kind of. I mean, it's crazy

1097
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:59,880
Speaker 1: that you had a grandparent, Like I mean, people in

1098
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:03,360
Speaker 1: their forties do not have grandparents unless you had teen parents,

1099
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:08,279
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, um, so that's pretty cool. When did

1100
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:10,799
Speaker 1: she start to go cognitively though? Where you she got

1101
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 1: dementia later in life. She was in a nursing home

1102
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:16,840
Speaker 1: and uh, but she still would like get dressed to

1103
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,360
Speaker 1: the nines. Her and her friend, her girlfriend, they go

1104
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 1: I forget what her girlfriend name was, but they go

1105
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 1: down to the nursing like the nursing hall, like fucking

1106
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 1: dining room, and it was literally like high school and

1107
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:30,120
Speaker 1: they're going to be around for that long. They were

1108
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 1: all checking out, like the guys, and I think there

1109
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:35,240
Speaker 1: might have been a relationship going on with one of

1110
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 1: the guys, but he had dementia. But he was married.

1111
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 1: But it's a perfect crime because neither one could remember

1112
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:43,640
Speaker 1: them cheating. And I think at night, who gives a ship?

1113
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 1: You know, everyone should be fucking but yeah. So anyways,

1114
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 1: r I grandma and uh yeah yeah my last grandparents. God,

1115
00:57:54,480 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 1: I lost my last one in two thousand six fifteen. Yeah, Mimi,

1116
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:04,200
Speaker 1: and she was the coolest one to just I mean,

1117
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:08,560
Speaker 1: no offense to Grandma Glazer, but my mom's grandma was

1118
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 1: awesome and just so um like the so loving and

1119
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 1: like would I just loved. Uh, Marge is my mom,

1120
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:19,720
Speaker 1: but I called her Mimi and she had ten kids

1121
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 1: and so she had like thousand grandkids and we all

1122
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:26,280
Speaker 1: called her Mimi because I started it. And she she

1123
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 1: was just so gentle and like I didn't My mom

1124
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 1: wasn't a very huggy like touchy person, and my dad was.

1125
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 1: But I didn't really like like getting you know, my

1126
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 1: dad didn't like wasn't it. We didn't. I didn't get

1127
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:40,080
Speaker 1: like a lot of like back scratches are like just

1128
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:42,680
Speaker 1: like just nice gentle. But my grandma would just let

1129
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,560
Speaker 1: me land her back and she would draw animals and

1130
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:46,040
Speaker 1: I would guess what the animals were, and it was

1131
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 1: just like the most soothing fucking thing ever. I Marvin

1132
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:54,680
Speaker 1: and Marge very similar names, like Marvin's kind of yes,

1133
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 1: And my grandpa would rub my back to go to sleep,

1134
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:00,000
Speaker 1: and he had these huge hands. He was a really

1135
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 1: big guy and held just rub my back at night

1136
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 1: and like, so gentle, if you're a parent out there,

1137
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:08,040
Speaker 1: rub your kids backs, rub your partner's backs. It's such

1138
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:10,000
Speaker 1: a fun thing to do. And like do games where

1139
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,720
Speaker 1: you like you know, spell out things or like drawing

1140
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 1: animals and have guessing games. And when Poppy the other

1141
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 1: night came over and wanted me, or I came over

1142
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:21,000
Speaker 1: to Poppy's house and she wanted to just like lay

1143
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:24,280
Speaker 1: on me and like hug me and like kiss me

1144
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:26,480
Speaker 1: and like all these things. I was just like, oh

1145
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:29,080
Speaker 1: my god. I just was like I'm so excited. I

1146
00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 1: have someone that I get to like do these like

1147
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 1: snuggy things with and like because it's uncomfortable for me,

1148
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:35,960
Speaker 1: especially with children, to like Arlot was going to bed

1149
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,760
Speaker 1: the other night, Mrster was like hug Nikki and he

1150
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 1: was like no, and they were like do it. I

1151
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 1: go no, don't. He does not need to you go

1152
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 1: to bed. Arlow like, don't need to touch to me.

1153
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 1: But when a kid is like really, I just love

1154
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,080
Speaker 1: it so much, but I never want to force it,

1155
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:50,640
Speaker 1: but god, it feels good. I want to hear all

1156
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:55,440
Speaker 1: the grandparents names. Bob was my mom's and then Edward

1157
00:59:55,600 --> 01:00:00,440
Speaker 1: was my dad's dad, and then Jean was my mom grandma's. Uh,

1158
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:04,880
Speaker 1: Jean's a good name too. Let's get the fan tracks,

1159
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:14,840
Speaker 1: They're so good. Um, We've got a lot to get

1160
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:17,160
Speaker 1: through today. Can I read a quick thing I just

1161
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:22,920
Speaker 1: got from um uh one of our listeners Brook. She said, Nikki,

1162
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:24,760
Speaker 1: I needed to tell you how much of the podcast

1163
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 1: helped me today. This is from yesterday. First of all,

1164
01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 1: I was feeling fat because I've gained weight recently. Then

1165
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:31,760
Speaker 1: I also was feeling down because a guy dumped me

1166
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 1: at the what are we stage, which seems to be

1167
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 1: per usual, and I was just feeling broken because I

1168
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:38,800
Speaker 1: know I want a relationship, but it can never seem

1169
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 1: to get one, to be in one. Your point of

1170
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:43,240
Speaker 1: view made me feel so much better though, and that

1171
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:45,320
Speaker 1: I am not alone and that most people in them

1172
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 1: are unhappy. So thank you, so so much, Thank you

1173
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:50,520
Speaker 1: Brooke for that. I already left her voice my mom

1174
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 1: and was saying like it meant so much to me

1175
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:54,800
Speaker 1: because it reminded me like, yes, that is true, Like

1176
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:58,040
Speaker 1: we don't especially someone that is going to pull away

1177
01:00:58,040 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 1: from you at that stage, like as much as you

1178
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:01,840
Speaker 1: wanted it and as close as you got, like it

1179
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 1: wasn't yours to have. I have to tell this to

1180
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:06,440
Speaker 1: people who write me about, oh I didn't get this

1181
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:09,360
Speaker 1: job I really wanted, Like, that's not the right job

1182
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:11,280
Speaker 1: for you. The fact that you didn't get that one,

1183
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:14,919
Speaker 1: it's going to pay out someday. It's going to be

1184
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 1: good that you didn't get it. I just promise you.

1185
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:21,920
Speaker 1: And um, and also feeling fat like you, if you're

1186
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:24,640
Speaker 1: feeling fat out there, God, I I know what it

1187
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:28,040
Speaker 1: feels like. I've been there. And maybe you are fat.

1188
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 1: You know, maybe you're fucking fat. Right, You're meant to

1189
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:33,280
Speaker 1: be fat today. You need to be fat to get

1190
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 1: done what you are going to get done in your lifetime.

1191
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 1: You're meant to be this way. Be kind to yourself.

1192
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:41,320
Speaker 1: You didn't choose to be this way. Life is hard.

1193
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:45,520
Speaker 1: You medicated with the food. It's better than doing heroin.

1194
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:49,120
Speaker 1: You're not a bad person, You're not weak. Um, you

1195
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:51,560
Speaker 1: just you just needed some comfort and you're allowed to

1196
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 1: and like acknowledging that and letting yourself off the hook

1197
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,480
Speaker 1: for that and not being like a bad person. I

1198
01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:59,680
Speaker 1: think of a day, like, God, if I could Like,

1199
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 1: what if every day, no matter how you looked, you

1200
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:06,640
Speaker 1: could just walk around like you loved yourself, Like like

1201
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:08,840
Speaker 1: it wasn't a problem, where it wasn't a burden. Like

1202
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:10,920
Speaker 1: what if you could just walk around with the confidence

1203
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:13,160
Speaker 1: of j Lo at her like when she's getting out

1204
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:15,600
Speaker 1: of a fucking limo on a red carpet. If you

1205
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:17,880
Speaker 1: could just actually feel that way about yourself all the time.

1206
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:21,440
Speaker 1: It is actually possible to look like shit, to feel grubby,

1207
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 1: to feel fat, to have mousey hair, but also like

1208
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:28,479
Speaker 1: carry yourself like I'm still fucking great, and it really

1209
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:30,720
Speaker 1: is possible. So try to harness a little bit of

1210
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:32,680
Speaker 1: that today. I'm I'm gonna do so as well, because

1211
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:34,960
Speaker 1: it's it's it's hard put on a sweatshirt you like,

1212
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 1: put on some pants you like. I didn't feel like

1213
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:39,200
Speaker 1: I deserved a cute outfit today, but I fucking chose one,

1214
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:41,880
Speaker 1: even though I'm pale and I feel stinky and I

1215
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 1: didn't take a shower. I put on a cute outfit

1216
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:47,440
Speaker 1: because I was like, fuck it, I want to feel comfy. Um,

1217
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:50,880
Speaker 1: let's get to the first voice memo. Alright, Uh, no

1218
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:56,600
Speaker 1: name on this one, Hi, Nikky Andrew, Noah Um, I'm

1219
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:59,840
Speaker 1: a bestie and I am somebody who has always had

1220
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:05,880
Speaker 1: um as Nikki called them, kettlebell tits, um, and I've

1221
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:10,520
Speaker 1: always have them, and I've always called them that, and

1222
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:12,800
Speaker 1: I've never heard anybody else called them that, and so

1223
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 1: I was very um pleased to hear Nikki call them that,

1224
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:22,480
Speaker 1: and so yeah, thank you for making me feel seen,

1225
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:30,440
Speaker 1: Jackie chan Jack. That's a good one. I love. I

1226
01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:32,240
Speaker 1: feel like, Yeah, when I said that, I was like, God,

1227
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:34,160
Speaker 1: someone else has had to think of this before, because

1228
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:38,280
Speaker 1: it is so accurate of what they feel like. I

1229
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:40,280
Speaker 1: haven't heard I think, is it in the opening? Yeah,

1230
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:42,240
Speaker 1: it's like when your tips just feel like heavy and

1231
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,840
Speaker 1: like just burdensome, and they feel like kettle bells. They're

1232
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:54,040
Speaker 1: just so like these just fucking chunky utters, chunky thick utters. Yeah,

1233
01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:57,240
Speaker 1: my kettle bell tddy ladies out there, I'm not one

1234
01:03:57,280 --> 01:04:00,320
Speaker 1: today because I'm not on my p rod, but it's coming.

1235
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:02,840
Speaker 1: It does have to be tough to have gigantic tits

1236
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:07,240
Speaker 1: because people love guys love big tits, and then they

1237
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:10,480
Speaker 1: couldn't be any words for your back and just being annoying.

1238
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:13,480
Speaker 1: You don't feel sexual, you can't run fast. Because even

1239
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:15,800
Speaker 1: a sports brol that's compressing them as much as possible,

1240
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:17,840
Speaker 1: they're still going to be like this. But then you

1241
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:20,040
Speaker 1: get so much admiration for him too. It's got to

1242
01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:21,440
Speaker 1: be a weird mind. Yeah, And it's a lot of

1243
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:23,640
Speaker 1: admiration you don't even fucking want. And it probably started

1244
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:25,200
Speaker 1: at an age where you were like, I don't even

1245
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:27,320
Speaker 1: want to I don't even like boys or whatever. It's

1246
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:30,000
Speaker 1: it's it's got to be rough. Next. Next, thank you

1247
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:35,640
Speaker 1: for that from anonymous. No, no, small tits are great

1248
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:43,840
Speaker 1: all right? Uh no, sh it, it undertakes a hard stance.

1249
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:48,320
Speaker 1: Uh no h Next tip. Okay, this one is from

1250
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:56,000
Speaker 1: m Dog. Good morning, o G besties. First off, thank

1251
01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:59,360
Speaker 1: you for using my voicemail for fan tracks. I love

1252
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:03,680
Speaker 1: the pod. It was number one in my Spotify wrapped. Anyhow,

1253
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:07,360
Speaker 1: I'd like to offer up a nerdy fun fact as

1254
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:12,520
Speaker 1: I just heard Nikki talk about tapering off antidepressants and

1255
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:15,680
Speaker 1: also how she likes to always have oatmeal in the mornings,

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Speaker 1: and um, well, I've been taping off tapering off antidepressants,

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01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:25,800
Speaker 1: um that I was on for twelve years actually, and

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01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:29,360
Speaker 1: so I've been looking into a lot of the science

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01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:34,880
Speaker 1: behind serotonin production, and besides socializing and sunlight, most of

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01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:38,040
Speaker 1: it is produced by your gut bacteria when you eat

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01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:42,640
Speaker 1: certain foods, and for vegans especially, oats are number one

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01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:49,880
Speaker 1: for giving you a sustained boost of serotonin. Jack serotonin,

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01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:56,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, very Jack Stanley. That's hilarious, And I

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01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:58,439
Speaker 1: want everyone who leaves a voice mesage now to sign

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01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:02,080
Speaker 1: off with a jackpot Um wait a second. That is

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01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:06,320
Speaker 1: very interesting, you know, thank you so much. I'm dog

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01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:10,600
Speaker 1: of for that sharing that because so often I take

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01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:12,160
Speaker 1: all these pills and I don't even know what the

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01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:13,880
Speaker 1: funk any of them are doing. I don't know how

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01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:16,080
Speaker 1: they work. I don't know. I could learn the basic

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01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:19,360
Speaker 1: science behind what these pills are actually doing to my brain,

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01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:22,000
Speaker 1: so I could see, you know, like I don't know what.

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01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:25,000
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what because some are S

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01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:26,880
Speaker 1: R I, some of us are M A M A

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01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:29,520
Speaker 1: O I S some are are you know, there's all

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01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:31,400
Speaker 1: different kinds that are doing different things to your brain,

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01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:34,840
Speaker 1: and I never look into the science. So um m, dog,

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Speaker 1: if you could send me any of the stuff that

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01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:39,120
Speaker 1: you're reading about serotonin, that might talk to me, like

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01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:41,479
Speaker 1: like explain, like I'm five on redditt e l I five,

1281
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:43,720
Speaker 1: where it's like, explained this to Meek, I'm a dumb person.

1282
01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:47,040
Speaker 1: I would like to maybe understand what I'm on a

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01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:49,720
Speaker 1: pristique if anyone wants to tell me what the funk

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01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:53,400
Speaker 1: that's doing in my brain and how maybe I can uh,

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01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:55,960
Speaker 1: Because I I started, I was weaning off, and then

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01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:57,400
Speaker 1: I was getting sad again, so I go let me

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01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:00,720
Speaker 1: just like, not do this yet, and just I won't

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01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:03,440
Speaker 1: come as much as I'd like, but I'm back on

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01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:06,880
Speaker 1: my regular dose. But I've never been on pristique before,

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01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:09,560
Speaker 1: and whatever I'm doing right now, it feels really good,

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01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:14,040
Speaker 1: so so why stop it? Uh? Next, fan Trax, did

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01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:15,920
Speaker 1: you want to read one? Because yeah, I know I

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01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:20,240
Speaker 1: got a card for for you. Um, maybe we've read

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01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:22,360
Speaker 1: this before. It was opened on my counter. I don't

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01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:24,240
Speaker 1: know if you opened this, Andrew, or maybe I opened

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01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:25,320
Speaker 1: it and read it to you, but it says no,

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01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:26,880
Speaker 1: a quick note to tell you how much I have

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01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:29,600
Speaker 1: enjoyed getting to know you on the show. I love

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01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:32,160
Speaker 1: how you can jump in and in that singular voice

1300
01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:34,760
Speaker 1: soften or sharpen whatever the topic. Maybe thank you for

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01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:36,840
Speaker 1: sharing yourself even when I can tell it sometimes makes

1302
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:39,360
Speaker 1: you feel vulnerable. It's a gift to us, truly. It

1303
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:41,720
Speaker 1: makes us all feel less alone. You're a cool chick

1304
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:42,960
Speaker 1: and I just want to meet and I want to

1305
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:46,880
Speaker 1: meet you someday. Love. It looks like it, says Swanson. Swanson,

1306
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:51,680
Speaker 1: Salm Swanson, Samson. Oh like the yes, Samson, I like

1307
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:55,480
Speaker 1: the briefcase from Dumb and dumna. Um, that's so sweet.

1308
01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:58,400
Speaker 1: It was opened on my counter, so I don't know where. Um.

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01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:02,240
Speaker 1: This is from a bestie. I got over the um

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01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:06,160
Speaker 1: this is, says Oh, it's a little um token. It

1311
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:08,520
Speaker 1: says too dicky from Candice, and it says good for

1312
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:11,040
Speaker 1: I can turn this in for a shoulder to cry on.

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01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:14,200
Speaker 1: That is so sweet. Also a bunch of stickers. Oh

1314
01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:18,360
Speaker 1: my god, so cute. Um. Okay, enjoy these stickers. Portland

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01:08:18,439 --> 01:08:21,559
Speaker 1: turned me into a sticker head. All right, it says, Um,

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01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:23,880
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to read this. Okay. Oh

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01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:26,200
Speaker 1: my god, bestie, bestie, Oh my god, Nicky, I'm about

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01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:27,760
Speaker 1: to attend You're so in Portland. I'm so excited. I

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01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:30,040
Speaker 1: took your advice and I'm attending solo. I'm a loyal

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01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:32,760
Speaker 1: Nikki Lazer podcast listener and have caught up on all

1321
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:35,400
Speaker 1: the YouTube? Are you up on YouTube? I absolutely adore

1322
01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:37,120
Speaker 1: your comedy and podcast, and no one keeps me laughing

1323
01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:39,320
Speaker 1: as good as you. I admire your raw honesty, insights

1324
01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:41,599
Speaker 1: about sex and orgasms I've never had one, by the way,

1325
01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:44,400
Speaker 1: and how confidently leaning too, your masculine energy. I relate

1326
01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:46,720
Speaker 1: to you so much and continue to be inspired by

1327
01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:48,760
Speaker 1: your story and life encounters. When life gets you down,

1328
01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:50,600
Speaker 1: know that the best seas in me in particular are

1329
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:52,679
Speaker 1: rooting for you and cheering you on from the sidelines.

1330
01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:56,679
Speaker 1: Thanks to you, I've learned so much about coffee, addiction, sex, vibrators, vibrators,

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01:08:56,720 --> 01:09:00,320
Speaker 1: the amygdala, how there's no such thing as free will, um, healing,

1332
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:02,280
Speaker 1: childhood trauma. The list goes on and on. I'm so

1333
01:09:02,280 --> 01:09:04,200
Speaker 1: grateful to you for being nothing less than who you are.

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01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:06,639
Speaker 1: Thanks for being you. I love you so much. Love bestie,

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01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:09,760
Speaker 1: Candice a Ka can't easy, can't easy? I love you.

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01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:13,439
Speaker 1: That's so sweet. God, damn it, you guys are so nice.

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01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:17,040
Speaker 1: One more that I got a letter this weekend. Um

1338
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:21,760
Speaker 1: like breaking heart. Oh my god, it's like a Taylor Swift. Okay.

1339
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:23,760
Speaker 1: It says when flow Color came out, I mailed all

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01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:26,960
Speaker 1: my best friends. This charm it's a little um. It's

1341
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:28,920
Speaker 1: like Saturn with like a moon on it. Thank you

1342
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:30,639
Speaker 1: for all you do, but mostly for the Taylor Swift

1343
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:33,160
Speaker 1: dance parties. Next time I see you, let hope it's

1344
01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:38,519
Speaker 1: your concert. Oh Taylors with uh guitar pick ah an

1345
01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:41,840
Speaker 1: ever more guitar pick. That's so cool. Thank you so much, Kaylee.

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01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:45,679
Speaker 1: That's from Kaylee and a little charm that I don't

1347
01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:48,200
Speaker 1: know what the charm is in reference to. It's probably

1348
01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:50,760
Speaker 1: um a Taylor Swift song that I can't think of

1349
01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:53,679
Speaker 1: right now, but thank you so much, Kaylee. UM so nice.

1350
01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:56,439
Speaker 1: And there's a um on the cover of this card.

1351
01:09:56,479 --> 01:09:59,360
Speaker 1: There's a little bird looking in the mirror and it

1352
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:01,920
Speaker 1: says did had to ask herself if the all over

1353
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:04,479
Speaker 1: body wax had in fact been a very bad idea.

1354
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:08,840
Speaker 1: And oh it's a chicken with like like cutie is.

1355
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:11,840
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. Let's get to the next of a voicemail. Okay,

1356
01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:15,799
Speaker 1: I have two more voicemails. Uh, here's one from Jillian

1357
01:10:17,439 --> 01:10:21,360
Speaker 1: Hay Basties. This is Jillian from Los Angeles. Just hidden.

1358
01:10:22,439 --> 01:10:25,840
Speaker 1: I'm calling because, like Nikki, I have a SMR with

1359
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:31,040
Speaker 1: people's voices, and I am obsessed with Andrew's voice, the tone,

1360
01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:35,600
Speaker 1: the way he pronounces words, the accent, everything about it.

1361
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:41,960
Speaker 1: When he says your boy, it sends shivers down my spine. Um. Yeah,

1362
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:45,680
Speaker 1: so this is a message for Andrew. Really, don't let

1363
01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:50,120
Speaker 1: Tom Sigura get you down. Let's don't let time get

1364
01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:51,960
Speaker 1: you down. Hey, Andrew, can I give you something to

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01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:56,880
Speaker 1: read so that, um, you can give her a little

1366
01:10:56,920 --> 01:11:00,280
Speaker 1: a SMR. You're gonna let's see, Um, your boy would

1367
01:11:00,280 --> 01:11:02,000
Speaker 1: be more than happy to. I'm gonna pick a random

1368
01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:03,840
Speaker 1: page from one of the books I'm reading. This is

1369
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:06,880
Speaker 1: called The Fallen Rise. Fallen Rise, the Story of nine eleven.

1370
01:11:07,479 --> 01:11:15,559
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a random page from I love this story. Um, okay,

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01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:20,040
Speaker 1: all right, so this is gonna be This is Andrew's

1372
01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:23,439
Speaker 1: SMR for who was that? By the way, Jillian, for

1373
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:26,960
Speaker 1: Jillian your boys about to read. Um, I would say,

1374
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:29,320
Speaker 1: I know, I know, Gillian said, she just likes your

1375
01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:31,479
Speaker 1: voice as is, but maybe trying to do a more

1376
01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:34,080
Speaker 1: like slower just so she can fall asleep to this,

1377
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:43,080
Speaker 1: okay inside to stairwell? Are you mad? No? I mean,

1378
01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:45,679
Speaker 1: I just I wasn't trying. I know that you're annoyed

1379
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:50,280
Speaker 1: that I gave you some direction before. I'm just trying

1380
01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:54,560
Speaker 1: to because I know that if I got to choreograph

1381
01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:57,320
Speaker 1: the voice I liked, I would be like so excited.

1382
01:11:57,320 --> 01:11:58,599
Speaker 1: So I'm just trying to make this good for Jillian.

1383
01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:02,439
Speaker 1: But she already likes it without the direction. Okay. Inside

1384
01:12:02,479 --> 01:12:06,280
Speaker 1: the stairwell at the seventy eighth floor sky lobby level,

1385
01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:11,360
Speaker 1: Brian and Stand skirted past flames that spurted through cracks

1386
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:15,320
Speaker 1: in the wall. They didn't cross paths with the man

1387
01:12:15,439 --> 01:12:18,400
Speaker 1: in the red bandana or the people he led to safety.

1388
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:24,000
Speaker 1: By the seventy floor, the air and the stairwell cheese.

1389
01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:28,000
Speaker 1: The air and the stairwell began to clear. Lights were

1390
01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:33,240
Speaker 1: on and the stair treads were dry. Brian thought they'd

1391
01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:38,439
Speaker 1: be safe. Stand grew steadier on his feet. The first

1392
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:41,840
Speaker 1: person they encountered in the stairwell was a colleague of

1393
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:47,200
Speaker 1: Brian's from euro Brokers, Jose Marrero, who had risen from

1394
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:52,160
Speaker 1: the kitchen staff to become the firm's facilities manager. Jose,

1395
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:56,080
Speaker 1: a married father of three who served with Brian as

1396
01:12:56,120 --> 01:13:00,400
Speaker 1: a fire safety warden, had led other Eurobroker's work down.

1397
01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:06,599
Speaker 1: Final thought, Final thought, Okay, now you can't get going forever.

1398
01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:10,360
Speaker 1: There we get to literally stop. We're gonna we'll keep

1399
01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:13,360
Speaker 1: going later to make more for Jillian. That is honestly,

1400
01:13:13,479 --> 01:13:14,760
Speaker 1: that was very soothing for me as well. I just

1401
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:18,280
Speaker 1: bookmarked it. We'll get more. That was hilarious to read

1402
01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:23,880
Speaker 1: eleven and like story, it's so funny. I'm sorry that

1403
01:13:24,439 --> 01:13:27,639
Speaker 1: I'm not laughing about nine eleven. It's just it's it's

1404
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:30,160
Speaker 1: a perfect thing to read a SMR style because it's

1405
01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:34,679
Speaker 1: so ridiculous. Jesus Christ. Okay. I also, yeah, I also

1406
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:39,040
Speaker 1: have like Holocaust you know, uh, books about the Holocaust

1407
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:45,080
Speaker 1: in my pants. Yeah, I have a propagate that Edward

1408
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:47,120
Speaker 1: would read to you as a baby while he drew

1409
01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:51,080
Speaker 1: a penis on your back. Oh god, um, that's hilarious.

1410
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:53,479
Speaker 1: But my grandfather died when my dad was eleven, so

1411
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:55,120
Speaker 1: I never got to meet him. Okay, so I really

1412
01:13:55,200 --> 01:14:00,400
Speaker 1: would appreciate you. Okay, one more fan tracks, all right,

1413
01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:05,679
Speaker 1: this is the one I've been waiting for. Hey, Nikki Andrew, Noah,

1414
01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:08,120
Speaker 1: this is Pamela from Portland, Oregan. I love your show.

1415
01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:10,680
Speaker 1: It's something I look forward to every day. I have

1416
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:13,680
Speaker 1: a story to share about getting a pedicure so you know,

1417
01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:16,240
Speaker 1: when you get a pedicure, you sit in those massage

1418
01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:19,599
Speaker 1: chairs that you have a remote too. Well, normally these

1419
01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:22,439
Speaker 1: chairs are nothing to cry home about. Well, I sit

1420
01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:25,200
Speaker 1: down and turn it on and play around the settings.

1421
01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:27,719
Speaker 1: As a woman starts taking a cheese grater to my foot.

1422
01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:30,840
Speaker 1: I don't know what setting I chose, but it starts

1423
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:34,080
Speaker 1: needing and vibrating all the way down past my butt

1424
01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:36,360
Speaker 1: where my pussy is on the seat of the chair.

1425
01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:39,040
Speaker 1: It kind of feels like when you're grinding with a

1426
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:40,880
Speaker 1: guy on a dance floor and you can feel a

1427
01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:45,640
Speaker 1: poke coming through. But like now, at this time, the

1428
01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:49,360
Speaker 1: woman gave is like she's gonna be a hardcore massage

1429
01:14:49,439 --> 01:14:52,720
Speaker 1: and I'm basically blacking out when she stops, like to

1430
01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:54,519
Speaker 1: ask you what color I wanted. I end up going

1431
01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:57,040
Speaker 1: with a more expensive option just so I could sit

1432
01:14:57,120 --> 01:15:00,960
Speaker 1: in the boner chair longer. Anyways, I tipped that woman

1433
01:15:01,040 --> 01:15:04,080
Speaker 1: really well, and I'll be a returning customer, all right,

1434
01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:09,840
Speaker 1: Love you all, jacklin Man, jack Knife. I really wish

1435
01:15:09,960 --> 01:15:12,439
Speaker 1: that I would have heard about the salon before we

1436
01:15:12,479 --> 01:15:14,360
Speaker 1: went to port I would have gone in Portland just

1437
01:15:14,439 --> 01:15:18,080
Speaker 1: to check out these chairs. Girl, will you d m

1438
01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:20,320
Speaker 1: us so we can give our Portland's busties a heads

1439
01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:23,280
Speaker 1: up of what Salon has this boner chair that is

1440
01:15:25,880 --> 01:15:29,760
Speaker 1: from hearing that she's right, and I like that she

1441
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:32,120
Speaker 1: said instead of called home about, she said cry home about.

1442
01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:34,800
Speaker 1: That should be the new thing, Like no one's calling

1443
01:15:34,920 --> 01:15:38,439
Speaker 1: home anyway, text to him about, um, yeah, you're so right.

1444
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:41,439
Speaker 1: Those chairs sometimes you get them. Sometimes they shake you

1445
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:42,920
Speaker 1: in a way that it looks like you're making your

1446
01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:44,840
Speaker 1: boobs jiggle, and so you're just sitting there in your

1447
01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:47,760
Speaker 1: boobs are just like like kettlebells, just jiggling back and forth.

1448
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:51,439
Speaker 1: And with the with the foot massage with a woman

1449
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:56,040
Speaker 1: like touching, like just someone sent greater And I love

1450
01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:58,000
Speaker 1: that she picked up. She's like, can you draw a

1451
01:15:58,040 --> 01:16:01,000
Speaker 1: little butterflies on my Like just doing whatever will take

1452
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:03,160
Speaker 1: you longer. Yeah, they're like, lady, you've been here for

1453
01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:05,880
Speaker 1: six months, and I love that you didn't even you

1454
01:16:05,920 --> 01:16:08,160
Speaker 1: tip the woman even though it was the chair that

1455
01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:11,040
Speaker 1: was doing most of the work, Like hell yeah, good

1456
01:16:11,120 --> 01:16:13,560
Speaker 1: job tipping well, good job getting yours. Good job. Like

1457
01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:15,760
Speaker 1: having an orgasm that almost made you like black out,

1458
01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:19,240
Speaker 1: And that is the great thing about girls orgasms, Like

1459
01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:21,880
Speaker 1: we can have them and be quiet. Sophie Buddle who

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Speaker 1: opened for us. She was so you can follow her

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Speaker 1: on Instagram and stuff at soafbuds buds but her last

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Speaker 1: name is Buddle. She was just on James Cordon but

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Speaker 1: she was doing a joke about female orgasm and how

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Speaker 1: we just look ridiculous, We look like very still when

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Speaker 1: we're doing it, and and she said that her boyfriend

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Speaker 1: was like, did you just have did you just wake

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Speaker 1: up from a dream where you were falling or did

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Speaker 1: you have an orgasm? Because you know how sometimes you

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Speaker 1: just go like like that, like that is seriously one

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Speaker 1: of orgasm can look like sometimes it was so funny.

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Speaker 1: She's great, she's awesome. Um yeah, I think how how

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Speaker 1: how quickly can you? That would be reasonable? Getting new

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Speaker 1: nails if that was you where you didn't look like

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Speaker 1: you were going in just a fucking chair, Oh you

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Speaker 1: could get it. You could just be like I just

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Speaker 1: want to change over my nails right now, like you

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Speaker 1: Coulogle every day and be like, oh, I just want

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Speaker 1: new color on my nails. Some girls do that, I

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Speaker 1: mean they just really likes are like wasting their days

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Speaker 1: away just doing something. Yeah, makes sense, It's it's nice

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Speaker 1: it's like, you know, obviously you're sit in those chairs.

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Speaker 1: It's very soothing. Um, that was our show today. Great fan, Trex,

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01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:28,479
Speaker 1: think you quits so much. Keep leaving us voice memos

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Speaker 1: and signing off with jack things. Um, so yeah, don't

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Speaker 1: be cat there. Have a great weekend. We'll be back

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Speaker 1: on Monday. We're gonna be in Los Angeles. Angie went

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Speaker 1: to high school. Shout out good guy.