WEBVTT - "Eddie Tells All" 0:00:02.120 --> 0:00:08.799 No entering Stockholm. Oh yeah, I'm going to get all 0:00:08.920 --> 0:00:17.760 the good I just gotta wonder a bush. Oh my 0:00:17.920 --> 0:00:20.800 my mic isn't on? Oh my god? Is it okay? 0:00:20.800 --> 0:00:27.240 There we go? Will you accept this? Have you ever 0:00:27.280 --> 0:00:32.000 listened to our podcast that? No, I haven't. I'll be 0:00:32.200 --> 0:00:37.440 very honest. I started to I just first, okay, and 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:40.080 all of them like that. By the way, was it 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:43.160 all like the Minutia? What would you go into it? 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:46.760 Like the Minutia? Hello is art Marine? And this is 0:00:46.800 --> 0:00:50.080 a very special episode of Will You Accept This? Rose 0:00:50.400 --> 0:00:54.880 Aaron Foley is out of is in Waco, Texas, where 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:59.440 she belongs by the way, you know, she decided to 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:03.200 date man and she needs to break Texas. But that's 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:05.319 what stressed us to you, by the way, Yeah, you 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:07.240 were like, you know what, I'm just gonna throw on 0:01:07.280 --> 0:01:08.880 the towel and go hardcore. And I didn't want to 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:10.960 make any decisions if I like, if I do it 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:12.959 a call, I don't ever have to make a decision again. 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:16.560 But we have here. We have been doing an experiment 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:21.240 on a human male for the last twelve weeks. Um uh, 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:22.920 If you guys have been listening, and I assume if 0:01:22.920 --> 0:01:26.000 you're junior. Now you have at least heard one of them. 0:01:26.280 --> 0:01:37.680 Ed comedian legend Eddie Edward peppatone legend everywhere in Waco, Texas, 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:41.200 for sure. We've been putting him through an experiment and 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:43.679 just to see what would happen to a person, Mike 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:47.880 Eddie Peptone. Um, if you watched the entire Bachelor, Hello, Eddie, 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:52.840 how are you? You're alive? Yes, I am, I am alive. Wow. 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:55.640 So it was an experiment. It was an experiment. God 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:57.440 damn it. I should have known it when I saw 0:01:57.840 --> 0:02:04.440 the pamphlets in your briefcase. I'm Stanford University stamped Bachelor Experience. Yes, 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:10.079 blue collar guy. Yeah, we should mean that I actually 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:12.280 had something to do with Stanford University, which makes me 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:15.120 so happy. Eddie. May I just say, coming at the 0:02:15.240 --> 0:02:18.079 end of this experiment, you look better than ever. You're 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:22.040 clean shaven, You've got a nice baby face under all 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:26.360 that yelling and scrub. Yeah. You know, I'm working on 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:30.040 on on getting rid of the the anger and the 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:33.120 scruff and the gruff. You know, but it doesn't it doesn't. Yeah, 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:36.720 I mean you know, yeah, yeah, shave. If I shave, 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:40.160 I realized, well, look at the cleanness. You've got a 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:49.560 nice skin. Indoors that seen daylight l a by the way, 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:52.400 it's hilarious. You know. I think people think that O 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:55.480 l a great outdoors town. It drives you indoors. Let 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:58.320 me tell you what. As a natural redhead and and 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:01.280 and a new Englander to have moved to the desert, 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:04.320 I feel a little very I feel very grouchy and 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:07.400 boo Radley like that. I just want to hide indoors 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:10.440 and scream at the sun. I hate the sun. Ohe 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:13.240 me too, And do you know that it's like the 0:03:13.360 --> 0:03:15.880 thing that really hurts me in the morning. And this 0:03:15.919 --> 0:03:18.040 is gonna sound so insane, and it sounds so insane 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:21.520 to people. But as soon as I see the light 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:24.800 coming in, god damn it another sunny day. That's what 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:29.760 me too. I got excited when I heard it was 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:32.840 an El Nino winter, and it did not deliver. It 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:34.960 did not deliver the goods. It was like it was 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:39.680 like a real premature El Nino ejaculation. Oh it was 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:42.600 you know. You know. My wife warned me, she said, 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:45.440 don't get too psyched because me and are are like, 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:50.800 oh look, honey, look, look it's hazy. June gloom out 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:52.920 here if you don't know, in Los Angeles the only 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:57.280 livable month is June because for whatever reason, every morning 0:03:57.680 --> 0:04:00.680 there's like this haze, and then every sept they call 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:05.680 it June gloom. It should be June June joy. Yes, exactly, JJ. 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:08.120 You know what hashtag j J. Let's get that going. 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:11.000 Let's get that going podcast guest. Let me just say also, 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:12.640 I don't know if you get this. I get like 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:16.960 seasonal effective disorder in September when it's like when it's 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:20.600 like a hundred and twenty degrees and I know, back 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:23.200 East it's like getting nice, like the leaves are gonna 0:04:23.200 --> 0:04:27.960 start turning, and I want to kill myself. How on 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:30.480 the same paper we are we're in the wrong part 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:33.120 of the country. And then something pointed out to me, well, Eddie, 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:36.560 if you went back East, you would slowly become miserable 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:38.800 with that cycle. Well but I don't think so. But 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:41.440 you'd be mad because that cycle is now too hot. 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:43.880 You'd be mad. You'd be thinking back to childhood and 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:46.159 you'd be like, what the hell is October and it's 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:49.359 like eighty five degrees? No October should be October should 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:52.640 be like fifty, is it? Back East five and October 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:56.680 is well, Christmas was like sixty this year. There's no 0:04:56.880 --> 0:04:59.760 quyenne or none. Eddie. Um, you just went to sell 0:04:59.880 --> 0:05:02.800 By Southwest. I did, I did, and it was it 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:05.280 was okay, it was okay. I find you know again, 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:11.720 like I've been branded, keep Austin branded. What they are 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:16.920 really that is really uh wow, corporate sponsorship everywhere. Did 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:21.320 you get any like a nice swagwag sucked for me? 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:24.640 I just I just got bag to you got a 0:05:24.640 --> 0:05:28.640 tote Yes, I got. I got bags full of listings, 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:31.000 That's what I got. I got so excited. You tell 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:32.880 me I'm going to get a tote bag like a 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:35.000 goodie bag. You treat it like a goodie bag. And 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:37.520 then all it is is like a course catalog from 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:40.680 you know, like University of Phoenix, but for smart people 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:43.159 and people who are actually doing something in themselves. Eddie 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:45.600 and I were talking about before this came on, the 0:05:46.000 --> 0:05:48.600 ability to keep yourself really Now. I don't know how 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:52.360 many podcasts you're doing today, but I'm doing I'm doing 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:54.800 a podcast that I'm doing a free filming. But like 0:05:55.000 --> 0:05:58.000 it is, I full. I've eat into my blue Jasmine 0:05:58.000 --> 0:06:01.000 phase of like I just go in my closet and 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:03.240 I think what you know the movie, the Woody Allen 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:06.719 movie where Kate Blanchet, basically she owned a chanelle's suit 0:06:06.800 --> 0:06:09.200 and then eventually she jumped off the Golden gate Bridge. 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:13.960 She didn't she didn't think she did. I thought it 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:17.279 ended with her just staring bleakly on a bench. Didn't 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:21.159 she kill herself? I don't think so. Maybe maybe I'm 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:25.159 just thinking about killing myself and maybe you're projecting. Maybe 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:28.520 you're projecting it. By the way, that laughter is a 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:32.520 nervous laughter from all of us in here. Yeah, we're 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:35.600 all on the next to Francisco sketch Fest. It will 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:37.720 be my swan song. And I'll just go right to 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:40.120 the gate bridge. Yeah, you know what, You're like, good 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:42.120 place to go, I think for you to go. And 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:44.120 you know what, maybe maybe I could do like a 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:47.520 nice stage reading of something beforehand, like a wet, hot 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:50.719 American summer stage reading. I I kiss both Michaele and 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:52.640 Black and Michael Showalter on the mouth, and then I 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:55.600 go jump off the Golden gate Bridge. That's gonna have 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:59.240 I go. Maybe I do a drive by Catarino. I 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:01.679 grabbed Paul runs balls and I jump off the Golden 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:04.560 Gap Bridge, I would just do. Mine would be I 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:07.640 would jump off the Arizona that's the bridge between Brooklyn 0:07:07.680 --> 0:07:09.880 and Statland, and I would re enact a one man 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:14.200 version of Picnic. Will you Picnic? Which is about a stranger, 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:20.119 a well muscled stranger coming into town and upsetting this life. 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:22.560 And I would do it shirtless and look horrible. But 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:25.400 is that what you as you're following, because that's know 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:28.960 you're gonna do it. I would go up, you go 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:32.120 up on the bridge, and then you'd reenact that. So 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:34.440 like people, you could like get a kickstarter campaign like it, 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:38.880 would you be ironic that we'd be financing your dreams somebody. 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:41.320 I heard somebody say finance as a finance the other 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:43.800 day and it made me went to punch the man. 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:49.240 You know what, I'm having some finance issues, right, I'll say, 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:53.360 you are. You can't pronounce it. So you would go 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:56.320 up to the Arizona Bridge re enact a one man 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:58.960 version of Picnic. By the way, I don't think your 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:02.480 listeners would know pick well. I just they're like, they're like, 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:06.800 why aren't you talking about Lauren Joe. Let me just 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:08.880 tell you what you might enjoy this. When I first 0:08:08.920 --> 0:08:12.040 moved to New York, I went to the Stella Adler. 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:16.560 I auditioned for the Stella Adler and I with her. 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:20.120 I auditioned with me to straighten my spine, that's all 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:23.080 she said. Well, you shouldn't have been walking like an 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:27.800 stuck you. That's my trademark. That's what I should have 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:30.200 told her, you know, I should have said, that's my thing, 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:38.960 that's my that's my class. I went in and I 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:42.320 auditioned with a. I wrote it a five minute one 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:46.280 woman version of the Glass Menagerie and saying this, well, 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:50.000 as I mentioned before, I do have my glass animal collection. 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:54.120 They made me come back. Thank you so much, Eddie. 0:08:54.120 --> 0:08:57.720 That's very kind. Maybe I'll do that. Maybe I'll do 0:08:57.800 --> 0:09:00.600 that at Sketch first before I go mouth kiss Paul 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:05.720 rud and then no, I don't know. I think you're like, 0:09:05.760 --> 0:09:08.360 who's going to be there at Dutch Best. He'd probably 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:09.920 be like one of the big like Ted dancing and 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:12.280 Paul rolling the bigger stars I could find, like maybe 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:15.080 there's like a board to Death reunion fucking Ted dancing 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:20.000 dance and he kind of like ageless, like he read 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:23.640 from like chunky guy to kind of like funny older Stone. 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:28.000 I loved him in Fargo. I didn't the TV show 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:31.120 love Fargo. Love I'll tell you why I love Fargo, 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:34.360 particularly because I was trapped in Atlanta filming. I think 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:36.600 we spoke a little bit, at least texted because we 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:39.560 were talking. That's when The Bachelor started. We did. The 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:42.320 Bachelors started in January. One of the worst terms in 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:44.640 my times, in my life, because I was filming in 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:47.520 Atlanta after the adult Swim show and they had me 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:49.800 there for over three weeks and only used me a 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:54.320 few days. I was it does it is partly was 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:57.240 partly great because I could totally like heal some things. 0:09:57.280 --> 0:09:59.920 But the other part of driving me nuts. I've had that. 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:02.280 I worked for a month in Vegas. I did a 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:05.200 movie and I by myself and like I wasn't even 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:07.640 at the same hotel. It was like Jake Gyllenhaal and 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:12.040 Jared Leto and so they were all at like I 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:13.800 was in a big movie that did not turn out 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:15.400 to be a big It was like my journey team. 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:17.520 I was the girl that was like who would fuck her? 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:19.839 Like that was my car? I was like I was 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:22.400 like Jared the parts I go for it, just like 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:26.679 the butcher who has pancreatic problem. And I'm like, I'm 0:10:26.720 --> 0:10:29.320 a lot more than that. We should pitch a romantic 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:33.840 comedy together. Take twice in the Arizona Bridge to suicidal people. 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:38.360 They fall in love. She's doing She's doing the one 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:41.920 woman show. Okay, wait a minute, so so wait a minute, 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:44.880 we're Atlanta. So yes, I got crazy film because I 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:46.200 only filmed for like three day and I was at 0:10:46.200 --> 0:10:49.280 a different hotel and I got so isolated and weird 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:52.160 in this awful hotel. They were all at the fancy 0:10:52.200 --> 0:10:54.840 hard rock. I was at like the Rio, and uh, 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:57.400 I just spent days alone. I had no money, so 0:10:57.400 --> 0:10:59.400 it's like I couldn't gamble and I was like, I 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:01.160 was like the same the lady and they let go 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:08.720 a while ago because you have money today. Now that's 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:13.520 a blue jasmine. I do have some or a but cash. 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:16.400 I can't take you out for lunch. Then I have 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:18.880 not Really, I have a bleak future that will take 0:11:18.920 --> 0:11:23.640 place on like Tampa. Oh God, don't do it in 0:11:23.679 --> 0:11:27.400 Tampa because if you hate this weather, I hate it it. 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:32.280 Maybe a bang remain remain that's better better. Okay, wait 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:34.199 a minute. So you were in Atlanta and you were 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:37.800 having some some soul searching, some soul searching. Well, I 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:41.520 was so exactly. I got isolated, very So that's I 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:43.760 got you in. You're like a weak moment where you're like, 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:47.840 all right, I'll do a podcast. I'm lonely, I'm bored. Sure, 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:51.360 this sounds fun. Not really, I'm the marathon. I wanted 0:11:51.400 --> 0:11:54.120 to do it with you to fully, not so much, 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:57.040 but I wanted to do it with you. And uh, 0:11:57.160 --> 0:11:59.320 I was like, okay, well Arton really wants to do this. 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:02.760 And then you know, I watched it, and well it 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:06.200 took me three episodes. Can I just say I just started. 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:09.160 I just started last season watching it. This was a 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:12.880 very boring season. Now, how was that? Here's a question, 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:15.920 because I heard you say that before. How was then 0:12:16.040 --> 0:12:18.880 the other seasons you watched? I only watched one? How 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:23.200 was last season? She was funny and so it was 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:25.560 a bachelorette was a woman, And oh, you didn't watch 0:12:25.640 --> 0:12:29.000 the batchel No, no, no, so you only watched the Bachelor. 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:32.800 I watched the Bachelorette, so that's a different Yeah. So 0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:36.000 she was funny and watching two men like fell in 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:38.160 love with each other. That were there, Like, now, that 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:40.880 is funny and kind of interesting if it really happened. 0:12:40.920 --> 0:12:44.280 I find that Here's what I have in general, well, 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:47.000 in general the problem I have with reality TV and 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:51.200 was hammered home for me. Even though some of the 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:53.520 ship was great, let's just talk about a little of this. 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:56.920 What was your favorite? I think my favorite and they 0:12:56.920 --> 0:13:01.760 were my top moment my favorite, No, my top moment 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:09.400 was when they left Olivia on the fucking Peach and 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:12.600 the producers And this is my problem with reality TV. 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:16.640 But but in this case, it was great because my 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:19.760 problem with reality TV is that I see what they're 0:13:19.840 --> 0:13:25.000 doing and I don't feel like there's very genuine moments. 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:29.280 I feel like all of this quote unquote emotion is 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:33.680 fucking no. Let me tell you this, I actually my friend, 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:35.600 even though I cried a couple of times, did you 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:38.040 during the year? But I think I cried mostly in 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:44.080 Atlanta because it just happened to Tuesday was your crying 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:46.120 Jack Day and just so happened to be honest, when 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:49.480 you got it on Hulu. But you got it on Hulu. Okay, Okay, 0:13:49.600 --> 0:13:51.480 So I do think that I'll tell you what was 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:53.520 interesting because I knew years ago, and I wish i'd 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:55.520 had I had a meal with a woman who used 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:57.080 to be the producer of the Bachelor. But this is 0:13:57.120 --> 0:13:59.480 before I watched it. It was she she dates a 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:01.280 friend of or she's now married different of mine. So 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:05.080 but it was but it was before she the big person. Yeah, yeah, 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:07.880 she was. She doesn't run it anymore. She made her 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:11.560 fortune and left, and so this was before. This was 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:14.840 before I watched it, So I just must are asking hypothetically. 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:17.439 I wish I could ask her now, but um, so 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:20.320 basically she was saying, we were like, what's because I 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:22.120 was not a fan, I didn't watch. I was like, 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:24.640 how foolish, and she goes, it's actually, she's like, you 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:26.400 get you know, obviously, you get some people that just 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:27.960 want to be in tv a, she said, but then 0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:32.640 you get the people that truly believe like that Disney destiny, 0:14:32.760 --> 0:14:37.200 this is my destiny, Like that's my that's you get 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:40.400 the people that truly believe in like the storybook, like 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:42.320 and then the Prince came in. And then I think 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:45.600 partially because they're isolated from technology, that's very true that 0:14:45.640 --> 0:14:49.680 they Now that's what's fucking cruel about the show is 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:53.320 that they I forgot about that that they isolate these 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:57.160 people just like we were talking about being isolated exactly. 0:14:57.320 --> 0:15:00.520 They get isolated in the house, right ture you in 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:04.120 your hotel in Atlanta fighting over Let's pretend you weren't married, 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:07.840 hypothetically and like eventually you'd be so bored that you 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:10.560 would get invested in be like, why did Lucco look 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:15.320 at me? Absolute? Yeah, I would be. I purposely have 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:19.600 to stay away from situations like that because I'm vulnerable 0:15:19.640 --> 0:15:24.080 to tremendous amounts of control. Interesting, Wait a minute, I 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:26.600 am as a fascinating statement. Okay, wait when you say 0:15:26.600 --> 0:15:30.680 that being imposed like in other words, like if if, 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:35.160 if I'm experiment, yes, I'm like, oh, forget it, because 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:38.240 I'm a needy person. I realize you would like that, 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:41.400 you would kind of enjoy, you would be would you 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:43.920 would be malleable? Well, I think a lot of people are, 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:47.920 so I do think. I do think eventually it's didn't 0:15:47.920 --> 0:15:51.240 do in reality? But what did the person? She said, 0:15:51.440 --> 0:15:54.920 She said that it truly that in the moment that 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:59.480 they really believed that this was destiny and that and 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:03.240 that and they're and they're competitive. People are competitive, and 0:16:03.240 --> 0:16:06.520 they're only like in castles or on helicopters or on islands, 0:16:06.600 --> 0:16:09.119 and it's like you get swept up in the fantasy 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:11.920 that people in the moment, that the emotions are sincere. 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:14.800 By the way I talk about that aspect of the 0:16:14.840 --> 0:16:19.240 show that was to me is that all those dates 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:23.000 were so funny to me because like he would open 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:25.240 the barn door and it would be he would always 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:27.400 be a band that would be a famous band, not 0:16:27.480 --> 0:16:32.080 even just like a shitty little garage band. You're like, 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:35.560 oh great, it's my favorite. It's the lady that played 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:40.440 on Ali mcbeel for four days. I love her. I'm 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:42.600 so you have to like they're like feed the line 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:44.600 and then you have to slow dance alone in front 0:16:44.640 --> 0:16:47.200 of a camera. My god. And then you pointed out 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:49.000 that there would be a date like that, and then 0:16:49.040 --> 0:16:52.000 the next day they'd be eating at some he takes 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:56.240 some other woman with the corner corner table with a 0:16:56.280 --> 0:16:59.400 couple of beat polls, and then maybe like I'm so excited, 0:16:59.440 --> 0:17:01.080 I really wanted to bring you here. This is my 0:17:01.160 --> 0:17:03.880 favorite deli and I just really want to show this 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:08.720 to you. Ben Ben who always and then I found 0:17:08.760 --> 0:17:12.200 him so also well tell me yeah, all right, you 0:17:12.240 --> 0:17:15.640 didn't see the other bachelors, but I'd imagine that here's 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:18.359 the tight rope the guys who walk on this fucking 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:20.600 show is that they want to be seen as a 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:23.440 nice guy. Yeah right, Yeah, they want to be seen 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:25.360 as a nice guy, so they don't want to just 0:17:25.600 --> 0:17:29.199 reject you know. It's it's it was so hilarious right 0:17:29.200 --> 0:17:31.399 when they got down to like the final what was 0:17:31.440 --> 0:17:34.639 it three and he had to tell you to know 0:17:34.720 --> 0:17:38.680 he didn't tell Kayla first, Kayla first, Kayla, right, just 0:17:38.760 --> 0:17:40.840 like you know, I you know first, it's like, I 0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:43.760 love you, You're just so like this, well, this is 0:17:43.840 --> 0:17:46.680 hilariously What about that? As a woman, you gotta tell 0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:49.760 you and Aaron must have talked about this, like, you 0:17:49.800 --> 0:17:52.840 know how what kind of scene is that where this 0:17:52.880 --> 0:17:55.640 guy is just fucking around with all these and you're 0:17:55.800 --> 0:17:59.000 one of the other women. You can't get past that. 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:03.800 I think it's you can't fast. There should be a 0:18:03.840 --> 0:18:06.239 show that exists from um, what are they polygamist? Yes, 0:18:06.680 --> 0:18:09.239 this was basically a show for you know. He was 0:18:09.280 --> 0:18:11.679 also the first one to throw down the elbomb. No 0:18:11.760 --> 0:18:14.119 other bachelor or bachelor has ever thrown on the elbow. 0:18:14.240 --> 0:18:16.760 Nobody's ever said it right. Yeah, so that was like 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:19.119 his error. I think now let's get in one of 0:18:19.119 --> 0:18:23.440 our Bachelor historians are producer Katie Levine. Katie's watched. Um, 0:18:23.520 --> 0:18:26.240 I think a lot of seasons, Katie. You tell me 0:18:26.520 --> 0:18:30.840 what can we ask you about bachelor's past. I mean, 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:34.679 he did Ben seemed like he had some capacity to 0:18:34.720 --> 0:18:36.760 be kind to the ladies. I think there's been some 0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:39.600 dicks in the past, like One Public. Yeah, One Public 0:18:39.720 --> 0:18:46.240 was a complete dick guy like get away from me 0:18:46.400 --> 0:18:49.280 or ugly. I think that's how I see you, Joy 0:18:49.440 --> 0:18:52.400 kind of like he was so ugly. He just kind 0:18:52.400 --> 0:18:54.240 of seemed like he didn't think any of them were smart, 0:18:54.280 --> 0:18:58.119 like he didn't really respect them. And then, um, remember 0:18:58.240 --> 0:19:01.000 he did something like super specific and I can't remember 0:19:01.000 --> 0:19:03.960 what it was. Was this many years ago, just like 0:19:04.000 --> 0:19:07.520 two years ago, they're three years ago. Very good looking? Yeah, 0:19:07.560 --> 0:19:09.000 he was pretty good looking. It was kind of weird 0:19:09.000 --> 0:19:11.560 that he was chosen because he was on the Bachelorette 0:19:11.760 --> 0:19:18.760 and he got dropped pretty early on. But yeah, what 0:19:18.800 --> 0:19:22.720 about that farmer Chris? He was very nice. Was he boring? 0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:24.840 He was boring? But he lived in a town with 0:19:24.880 --> 0:19:30.440 no joke thirty people he was a farmer. They like 0:19:30.560 --> 0:19:32.720 the girls like ran off and went to his town 0:19:32.920 --> 0:19:35.920 one of the days and they were just like, oh 0:19:35.960 --> 0:19:39.440 my god, like there was like in the town of 0:19:39.560 --> 0:19:42.040 dirty people. And then he's got thirty women. I know, 0:19:42.640 --> 0:19:47.040 I know, like he's just a corn He's like he 0:19:47.119 --> 0:19:49.359 was like a corn farmer. Okay, maybe it was three 0:19:49.840 --> 0:19:52.240 d people. He sucked his right through the town. It 0:19:52.320 --> 0:19:54.399 might have been like three people. Whatever it was, it 0:19:54.480 --> 0:19:56.600 was like the tiniest town for each resident, I get 0:19:56.600 --> 0:20:01.800 to bomb woman. And was that a more fun season 0:20:01.840 --> 0:20:05.320 than because this is a pretty boring season you keep 0:20:05.440 --> 0:20:09.520 seeing that without having a season. Because Caitlin was so 0:20:09.600 --> 0:20:13.240 exciting and j J and Clint and the healer Tony. 0:20:13.440 --> 0:20:16.560 I think this was pretty nick This was pretty like 0:20:16.720 --> 0:20:20.359 even with Crystals. Crystal season was interesting. He's the farmer, 0:20:20.800 --> 0:20:24.000 the farmer. That was because the town it was interesting. 0:20:24.119 --> 0:20:26.160 I mean, I think it was honestly like maybe three people. 0:20:26.160 --> 0:20:28.240 It was a tiny town, like there's no grocery store 0:20:28.400 --> 0:20:31.760 they had, like they had like nothing was open. It 0:20:31.800 --> 0:20:34.119 was in Iowa. And when they went through, like nothing 0:20:34.200 --> 0:20:36.840 was did the ladies have to move there yet? One? 0:20:37.160 --> 0:20:40.119 And that's why it was interesting because the girls go 0:20:40.200 --> 0:20:42.359 there and they're just like looking around like that was that? 0:20:42.480 --> 0:20:45.359 That was the season with britt Remember she was she 0:20:45.480 --> 0:20:47.160 was just really beautiful girl. How do you know about 0:20:47.160 --> 0:20:49.960 because I watched bouts or in Paradise she was on it. No, 0:20:50.080 --> 0:20:52.159 she wasn't unfatul in Paradise. She was the one that 0:20:52.240 --> 0:20:55.840 they voted between her and Caitlin. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 0:20:56.000 --> 0:20:57.800 She was beautiful and she cried a lot, and she 0:20:57.800 --> 0:21:01.760 slept in full face. She fully I would sleep in 0:21:01.840 --> 0:21:09.840 full I sleep in mind my math. But there was 0:21:09.880 --> 0:21:12.760 a lot of drama about them moving to that town 0:21:13.040 --> 0:21:15.040 because like he didn't want to stop being a farmer, 0:21:15.320 --> 0:21:18.800 and oh what happened? The woman would really have to 0:21:18.840 --> 0:21:21.199 be in love with? Yeah, and he chose this girl, Whitney, 0:21:21.200 --> 0:21:25.560 who I really liked. Yeah, is that what drove her? 0:21:26.560 --> 0:21:33.320 I'm out of here. I'm not going to sweatpant I 0:21:33.400 --> 0:21:36.760 need leather pants. It ended between Whitney and Becca actually, 0:21:37.200 --> 0:21:43.520 and that he chose Whitney, but they broke up. That 0:21:44.280 --> 0:21:48.200 did they do? The bachelors Like, I don't believe this 0:21:48.240 --> 0:21:51.520 guy is going to marry Lauren. I think that Lauren. 0:21:51.720 --> 0:21:54.000 I think he would marry Lauren. I think Lauren watching 0:21:54.040 --> 0:21:55.600 him say I love you, You're my best friend to 0:21:55.680 --> 0:21:58.040 Jojo and fucking Kayla and Laura Jojo is gonna make 0:21:58.040 --> 0:22:01.320 it hard for that like cheerleader to get over that. 0:22:01.480 --> 0:22:05.040 I would think what happens after the show's over and 0:22:05.119 --> 0:22:09.320 it airs and everything that people slowly like an experiment, 0:22:11.560 --> 0:22:13.800 I hate to say it, like being let out of 0:22:13.840 --> 0:22:18.320 a bunker. Yeah, they slowly come back to their time 0:22:19.359 --> 0:22:21.280 with the help of you know, you have to have support. 0:22:21.600 --> 0:22:24.160 You have to have support like a cult. Like its 0:22:24.520 --> 0:22:26.720