Speaker 1: No entering Stockholm. Oh yeah, I'm going to get all
Speaker 1: the good I just gotta wonder a bush. Oh my
Speaker 1: my mic isn't on? Oh my god? Is it okay?
Speaker 1: There we go? Will you accept this? Have you ever
Speaker 1: listened to our podcast that? No, I haven't. I'll be
Speaker 1: very honest. I started to I just first, okay, and
Speaker 1: all of them like that. By the way, was it
Speaker 1: all like the Minutia? What would you go into it?
Speaker 1: Like the Minutia? Hello is art Marine? And this is
Speaker 1: a very special episode of Will You Accept This? Rose
Speaker 1: Aaron Foley is out of is in Waco, Texas, where
Speaker 1: she belongs by the way, you know, she decided to
Speaker 1: date man and she needs to break Texas. But that's
Speaker 1: what stressed us to you, by the way, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: were like, you know what, I'm just gonna throw on
Speaker 1: the towel and go hardcore. And I didn't want to
Speaker 1: make any decisions if I like, if I do it
Speaker 1: a call, I don't ever have to make a decision again.
Speaker 1: But we have here. We have been doing an experiment
Speaker 1: on a human male for the last twelve weeks. Um uh,
Speaker 1: If you guys have been listening, and I assume if
Speaker 1: you're junior. Now you have at least heard one of them.
Speaker 1: Ed comedian legend Eddie Edward peppatone legend everywhere in Waco, Texas,
Speaker 1: for sure. We've been putting him through an experiment and
Speaker 1: just to see what would happen to a person, Mike
Speaker 1: Eddie Peptone. Um, if you watched the entire Bachelor, Hello, Eddie,
Speaker 1: how are you? You're alive? Yes, I am, I am alive. Wow.
Speaker 1: So it was an experiment. It was an experiment. God
Speaker 1: damn it. I should have known it when I saw
Speaker 1: the pamphlets in your briefcase. I'm Stanford University stamped Bachelor Experience. Yes,
Speaker 1: blue collar guy. Yeah, we should mean that I actually
Speaker 1: had something to do with Stanford University, which makes me
Speaker 1: so happy. Eddie. May I just say, coming at the
Speaker 1: end of this experiment, you look better than ever. You're
Speaker 1: clean shaven, You've got a nice baby face under all
Speaker 1: that yelling and scrub. Yeah. You know, I'm working on
Speaker 1: on on getting rid of the the anger and the
Speaker 1: scruff and the gruff. You know, but it doesn't it doesn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you know, yeah, yeah, shave. If I shave,
Speaker 1: I realized, well, look at the cleanness. You've got a
Speaker 1: nice skin. Indoors that seen daylight l a by the way,
Speaker 1: it's hilarious. You know. I think people think that O
Speaker 1: l a great outdoors town. It drives you indoors. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you what. As a natural redhead and and
Speaker 1: and a new Englander to have moved to the desert,
Speaker 1: I feel a little very I feel very grouchy and
Speaker 1: boo Radley like that. I just want to hide indoors
Speaker 1: and scream at the sun. I hate the sun. Ohe
Speaker 1: me too, And do you know that it's like the
Speaker 1: thing that really hurts me in the morning. And this
Speaker 1: is gonna sound so insane, and it sounds so insane
Speaker 1: to people. But as soon as I see the light
Speaker 1: coming in, god damn it another sunny day. That's what
Speaker 1: me too. I got excited when I heard it was
Speaker 1: an El Nino winter, and it did not deliver. It
Speaker 1: did not deliver the goods. It was like it was
Speaker 1: like a real premature El Nino ejaculation. Oh it was
Speaker 1: you know. You know. My wife warned me, she said,
Speaker 1: don't get too psyched because me and are are like,
Speaker 1: oh look, honey, look, look it's hazy. June gloom out
Speaker 1: here if you don't know, in Los Angeles the only
Speaker 1: livable month is June because for whatever reason, every morning
Speaker 1: there's like this haze, and then every sept they call
Speaker 1: it June gloom. It should be June June joy. Yes, exactly, JJ.
Speaker 1: You know what hashtag j J. Let's get that going.
Speaker 1: Let's get that going podcast guest. Let me just say also,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you get this. I get like
Speaker 1: seasonal effective disorder in September when it's like when it's
Speaker 1: like a hundred and twenty degrees and I know, back
Speaker 1: East it's like getting nice, like the leaves are gonna
Speaker 1: start turning, and I want to kill myself. How on
Speaker 1: the same paper we are we're in the wrong part
Speaker 1: of the country. And then something pointed out to me, well, Eddie,
Speaker 1: if you went back East, you would slowly become miserable
Speaker 1: with that cycle. Well but I don't think so. But
Speaker 1: you'd be mad because that cycle is now too hot.
Speaker 1: You'd be mad. You'd be thinking back to childhood and
Speaker 1: you'd be like, what the hell is October and it's
Speaker 1: like eighty five degrees? No October should be October should
Speaker 1: be like fifty, is it? Back East five and October
Speaker 1: is well, Christmas was like sixty this year. There's no
Speaker 1: quyenne or none. Eddie. Um, you just went to sell
Speaker 1: By Southwest. I did, I did, and it was it
Speaker 1: was okay, it was okay. I find you know again,
Speaker 1: like I've been branded, keep Austin branded. What they are
Speaker 1: really that is really uh wow, corporate sponsorship everywhere. Did
Speaker 1: you get any like a nice swagwag sucked for me?
Speaker 1: I just I just got bag to you got a
Speaker 1: tote Yes, I got. I got bags full of listings,
Speaker 1: That's what I got. I got so excited. You tell
Speaker 1: me I'm going to get a tote bag like a
Speaker 1: goodie bag. You treat it like a goodie bag. And
Speaker 1: then all it is is like a course catalog from
Speaker 1: you know, like University of Phoenix, but for smart people
Speaker 1: and people who are actually doing something in themselves. Eddie
Speaker 1: and I were talking about before this came on, the
Speaker 1: ability to keep yourself really Now. I don't know how
Speaker 1: many podcasts you're doing today, but I'm doing I'm doing
Speaker 1: a podcast that I'm doing a free filming. But like
Speaker 1: it is, I full. I've eat into my blue Jasmine
Speaker 1: phase of like I just go in my closet and
Speaker 1: I think what you know the movie, the Woody Allen
Speaker 1: movie where Kate Blanchet, basically she owned a chanelle's suit
Speaker 1: and then eventually she jumped off the Golden gate Bridge.
Speaker 1: She didn't she didn't think she did. I thought it
Speaker 1: ended with her just staring bleakly on a bench. Didn't
Speaker 1: she kill herself? I don't think so. Maybe maybe I'm
Speaker 1: just thinking about killing myself and maybe you're projecting. Maybe
Speaker 1: you're projecting it. By the way, that laughter is a
Speaker 1: nervous laughter from all of us in here. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: all on the next to Francisco sketch Fest. It will
Speaker 1: be my swan song. And I'll just go right to
Speaker 1: the gate bridge. Yeah, you know what, You're like, good
Speaker 1: place to go, I think for you to go. And
Speaker 1: you know what, maybe maybe I could do like a
Speaker 1: nice stage reading of something beforehand, like a wet, hot
Speaker 1: American summer stage reading. I I kiss both Michaele and
Speaker 1: Black and Michael Showalter on the mouth, and then I
Speaker 1: go jump off the Golden gate Bridge. That's gonna have
Speaker 1: I go. Maybe I do a drive by Catarino. I
Speaker 1: grabbed Paul runs balls and I jump off the Golden
Speaker 1: Gap Bridge, I would just do. Mine would be I
Speaker 1: would jump off the Arizona that's the bridge between Brooklyn
Speaker 1: and Statland, and I would re enact a one man
Speaker 1: version of Picnic. Will you Picnic? Which is about a stranger,
Speaker 1: a well muscled stranger coming into town and upsetting this life.
Speaker 1: And I would do it shirtless and look horrible. But
Speaker 1: is that what you as you're following, because that's know
Speaker 1: you're gonna do it. I would go up, you go
Speaker 1: up on the bridge, and then you'd reenact that. So
Speaker 1: like people, you could like get a kickstarter campaign like it,
Speaker 1: would you be ironic that we'd be financing your dreams somebody.
Speaker 1: I heard somebody say finance as a finance the other
Speaker 1: day and it made me went to punch the man.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm having some finance issues, right, I'll say,
Speaker 1: you are. You can't pronounce it. So you would go
Speaker 1: up to the Arizona Bridge re enact a one man
Speaker 1: version of Picnic. By the way, I don't think your
Speaker 1: listeners would know pick well. I just they're like, they're like,
Speaker 1: why aren't you talking about Lauren Joe. Let me just
Speaker 1: tell you what you might enjoy this. When I first
Speaker 1: moved to New York, I went to the Stella Adler.
Speaker 1: I auditioned for the Stella Adler and I with her.
Speaker 1: I auditioned with me to straighten my spine, that's all
Speaker 1: she said. Well, you shouldn't have been walking like an
Speaker 1: stuck you. That's my trademark. That's what I should have
Speaker 1: told her, you know, I should have said, that's my thing,
Speaker 1: that's my that's my class. I went in and I
Speaker 1: auditioned with a. I wrote it a five minute one
Speaker 1: woman version of the Glass Menagerie and saying this, well,
Speaker 1: as I mentioned before, I do have my glass animal collection.
Speaker 1: They made me come back. Thank you so much, Eddie.
Speaker 1: That's very kind. Maybe I'll do that. Maybe I'll do
Speaker 1: that at Sketch first before I go mouth kiss Paul
Speaker 1: rud and then no, I don't know. I think you're like,
Speaker 1: who's going to be there at Dutch Best. He'd probably
Speaker 1: be like one of the big like Ted dancing and
Speaker 1: Paul rolling the bigger stars I could find, like maybe
Speaker 1: there's like a board to Death reunion fucking Ted dancing
Speaker 1: dance and he kind of like ageless, like he read
Speaker 1: from like chunky guy to kind of like funny older Stone.
Speaker 1: I loved him in Fargo. I didn't the TV show
Speaker 1: love Fargo. Love I'll tell you why I love Fargo,
Speaker 1: particularly because I was trapped in Atlanta filming. I think
Speaker 1: we spoke a little bit, at least texted because we
Speaker 1: were talking. That's when The Bachelor started. We did. The
Speaker 1: Bachelors started in January. One of the worst terms in
Speaker 1: my times, in my life, because I was filming in
Speaker 1: Atlanta after the adult Swim show and they had me
Speaker 1: there for over three weeks and only used me a
Speaker 1: few days. I was it does it is partly was
Speaker 1: partly great because I could totally like heal some things.
Speaker 1: But the other part of driving me nuts. I've had that.
Speaker 1: I worked for a month in Vegas. I did a
Speaker 1: movie and I by myself and like I wasn't even
Speaker 1: at the same hotel. It was like Jake Gyllenhaal and
Speaker 1: Jared Leto and so they were all at like I
Speaker 1: was in a big movie that did not turn out
Speaker 1: to be a big It was like my journey team.
Speaker 1: I was the girl that was like who would fuck her?
Speaker 1: Like that was my car? I was like I was
Speaker 1: like Jared the parts I go for it, just like
Speaker 1: the butcher who has pancreatic problem. And I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: a lot more than that. We should pitch a romantic
Speaker 1: comedy together. Take twice in the Arizona Bridge to suicidal people.
Speaker 1: They fall in love. She's doing She's doing the one
Speaker 1: woman show. Okay, wait a minute, so so wait a minute,
Speaker 1: we're Atlanta. So yes, I got crazy film because I
Speaker 1: only filmed for like three day and I was at
Speaker 1: a different hotel and I got so isolated and weird
Speaker 1: in this awful hotel. They were all at the fancy
Speaker 1: hard rock. I was at like the Rio, and uh,
Speaker 1: I just spent days alone. I had no money, so
Speaker 1: it's like I couldn't gamble and I was like, I
Speaker 1: was like the same the lady and they let go
Speaker 1: a while ago because you have money today. Now that's
Speaker 1: a blue jasmine. I do have some or a but cash.
Speaker 1: I can't take you out for lunch. Then I have
Speaker 1: not Really, I have a bleak future that will take
Speaker 1: place on like Tampa. Oh God, don't do it in
Speaker 1: Tampa because if you hate this weather, I hate it it.
Speaker 1: Maybe a bang remain remain that's better better. Okay, wait
Speaker 1: a minute. So you were in Atlanta and you were
Speaker 1: having some some soul searching, some soul searching. Well, I
Speaker 1: was so exactly. I got isolated, very So that's I
Speaker 1: got you in. You're like a weak moment where you're like,
Speaker 1: all right, I'll do a podcast. I'm lonely, I'm bored. Sure,
Speaker 1: this sounds fun. Not really, I'm the marathon. I wanted
Speaker 1: to do it with you to fully, not so much,
Speaker 1: but I wanted to do it with you. And uh,
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, well Arton really wants to do this.
Speaker 1: And then you know, I watched it, and well it
Speaker 1: took me three episodes. Can I just say I just started.
Speaker 1: I just started last season watching it. This was a
Speaker 1: very boring season. Now, how was that? Here's a question,
Speaker 1: because I heard you say that before. How was then
Speaker 1: the other seasons you watched? I only watched one? How
Speaker 1: was last season? She was funny and so it was
Speaker 1: a bachelorette was a woman, And oh, you didn't watch
Speaker 1: the batchel No, no, no, so you only watched the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: I watched the Bachelorette, so that's a different Yeah. So
Speaker 1: she was funny and watching two men like fell in
Speaker 1: love with each other. That were there, Like, now, that
Speaker 1: is funny and kind of interesting if it really happened.
Speaker 1: I find that Here's what I have in general, well,
Speaker 1: in general the problem I have with reality TV and
Speaker 1: was hammered home for me. Even though some of the
Speaker 1: ship was great, let's just talk about a little of this.
Speaker 1: What was your favorite? I think my favorite and they
Speaker 1: were my top moment my favorite, No, my top moment
Speaker 1: was when they left Olivia on the fucking Peach and
Speaker 1: the producers And this is my problem with reality TV.
Speaker 1: But but in this case, it was great because my
Speaker 1: problem with reality TV is that I see what they're
Speaker 1: doing and I don't feel like there's very genuine moments.
Speaker 1: I feel like all of this quote unquote emotion is
Speaker 1: fucking no. Let me tell you this, I actually my friend,
Speaker 1: even though I cried a couple of times, did you
Speaker 1: during the year? But I think I cried mostly in
Speaker 1: Atlanta because it just happened to Tuesday was your crying
Speaker 1: Jack Day and just so happened to be honest, when
Speaker 1: you got it on Hulu. But you got it on Hulu. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: So I do think that I'll tell you what was
Speaker 1: interesting because I knew years ago, and I wish i'd
Speaker 1: had I had a meal with a woman who used
Speaker 1: to be the producer of the Bachelor. But this is
Speaker 1: before I watched it. It was she she dates a
Speaker 1: friend of or she's now married different of mine. So
Speaker 1: but it was but it was before she the big person. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she was. She doesn't run it anymore. She made her
Speaker 1: fortune and left, and so this was before. This was
Speaker 1: before I watched it, So I just must are asking hypothetically.
Speaker 1: I wish I could ask her now, but um, so
Speaker 1: basically she was saying, we were like, what's because I
Speaker 1: was not a fan, I didn't watch. I was like,
Speaker 1: how foolish, and she goes, it's actually, she's like, you
Speaker 1: get you know, obviously, you get some people that just
Speaker 1: want to be in tv a, she said, but then
Speaker 1: you get the people that truly believe like that Disney destiny,
Speaker 1: this is my destiny, Like that's my that's you get
Speaker 1: the people that truly believe in like the storybook, like
Speaker 1: and then the Prince came in. And then I think
Speaker 1: partially because they're isolated from technology, that's very true that
Speaker 1: they Now that's what's fucking cruel about the show is
Speaker 1: that they I forgot about that that they isolate these
Speaker 1: people just like we were talking about being isolated exactly.
Speaker 1: They get isolated in the house, right ture you in
Speaker 1: your hotel in Atlanta fighting over Let's pretend you weren't married,
Speaker 1: hypothetically and like eventually you'd be so bored that you
Speaker 1: would get invested in be like, why did Lucco look
Speaker 1: at me? Absolute? Yeah, I would be. I purposely have
Speaker 1: to stay away from situations like that because I'm vulnerable
Speaker 1: to tremendous amounts of control. Interesting, Wait a minute, I
Speaker 1: am as a fascinating statement. Okay, wait when you say
Speaker 1: that being imposed like in other words, like if if,
Speaker 1: if I'm experiment, yes, I'm like, oh, forget it, because
Speaker 1: I'm a needy person. I realize you would like that,
Speaker 1: you would kind of enjoy, you would be would you
Speaker 1: would be malleable? Well, I think a lot of people are,
Speaker 1: so I do think. I do think eventually it's didn't
Speaker 1: do in reality? But what did the person? She said,
Speaker 1: She said that it truly that in the moment that
Speaker 1: they really believed that this was destiny and that and
Speaker 1: that and they're and they're competitive. People are competitive, and
Speaker 1: they're only like in castles or on helicopters or on islands,
Speaker 1: and it's like you get swept up in the fantasy
Speaker 1: that people in the moment, that the emotions are sincere.
Speaker 1: By the way I talk about that aspect of the
Speaker 1: show that was to me is that all those dates
Speaker 1: were so funny to me because like he would open
Speaker 1: the barn door and it would be he would always
Speaker 1: be a band that would be a famous band, not
Speaker 1: even just like a shitty little garage band. You're like,
Speaker 1: oh great, it's my favorite. It's the lady that played
Speaker 1: on Ali mcbeel for four days. I love her. I'm
Speaker 1: so you have to like they're like feed the line
Speaker 1: and then you have to slow dance alone in front
Speaker 1: of a camera. My god. And then you pointed out
Speaker 1: that there would be a date like that, and then
Speaker 1: the next day they'd be eating at some he takes
Speaker 1: some other woman with the corner corner table with a
Speaker 1: couple of beat polls, and then maybe like I'm so excited,
Speaker 1: I really wanted to bring you here. This is my
Speaker 1: favorite deli and I just really want to show this
Speaker 1: to you. Ben Ben who always and then I found
Speaker 1: him so also well tell me yeah, all right, you
Speaker 1: didn't see the other bachelors, but I'd imagine that here's
Speaker 1: the tight rope the guys who walk on this fucking
Speaker 1: show is that they want to be seen as a
Speaker 1: nice guy. Yeah right, Yeah, they want to be seen
Speaker 1: as a nice guy, so they don't want to just
Speaker 1: reject you know. It's it's it was so hilarious right
Speaker 1: when they got down to like the final what was
Speaker 1: it three and he had to tell you to know
Speaker 1: he didn't tell Kayla first, Kayla first, Kayla, right, just
Speaker 1: like you know, I you know first, it's like, I
Speaker 1: love you, You're just so like this, well, this is
Speaker 1: hilariously What about that? As a woman, you gotta tell
Speaker 1: you and Aaron must have talked about this, like, you
Speaker 1: know how what kind of scene is that where this
Speaker 1: guy is just fucking around with all these and you're
Speaker 1: one of the other women. You can't get past that.
Speaker 1: I think it's you can't fast. There should be a
Speaker 1: show that exists from um, what are they polygamist? Yes,
Speaker 1: this was basically a show for you know. He was
Speaker 1: also the first one to throw down the elbomb. No
Speaker 1: other bachelor or bachelor has ever thrown on the elbow.
Speaker 1: Nobody's ever said it right. Yeah, so that was like
Speaker 1: his error. I think now let's get in one of
Speaker 1: our Bachelor historians are producer Katie Levine. Katie's watched. Um,
Speaker 1: I think a lot of seasons, Katie. You tell me
Speaker 1: what can we ask you about bachelor's past. I mean,
Speaker 1: he did Ben seemed like he had some capacity to
Speaker 1: be kind to the ladies. I think there's been some
Speaker 1: dicks in the past, like One Public. Yeah, One Public
Speaker 1: was a complete dick guy like get away from me
Speaker 1: or ugly. I think that's how I see you, Joy
Speaker 1: kind of like he was so ugly. He just kind
Speaker 1: of seemed like he didn't think any of them were smart,
Speaker 1: like he didn't really respect them. And then, um, remember
Speaker 1: he did something like super specific and I can't remember
Speaker 1: what it was. Was this many years ago, just like
Speaker 1: two years ago, they're three years ago. Very good looking? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was pretty good looking. It was kind of weird
Speaker 1: that he was chosen because he was on the Bachelorette
Speaker 1: and he got dropped pretty early on. But yeah, what
Speaker 1: about that farmer Chris? He was very nice. Was he boring?
Speaker 1: He was boring? But he lived in a town with
Speaker 1: no joke thirty people he was a farmer. They like
Speaker 1: the girls like ran off and went to his town
Speaker 1: one of the days and they were just like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, like there was like in the town of
Speaker 1: dirty people. And then he's got thirty women. I know,
Speaker 1: I know, like he's just a corn He's like he
Speaker 1: was like a corn farmer. Okay, maybe it was three
Speaker 1: d people. He sucked his right through the town. It
Speaker 1: might have been like three people. Whatever it was, it
Speaker 1: was like the tiniest town for each resident, I get
Speaker 1: to bomb woman. And was that a more fun season
Speaker 1: than because this is a pretty boring season you keep
Speaker 1: seeing that without having a season. Because Caitlin was so
Speaker 1: exciting and j J and Clint and the healer Tony.
Speaker 1: I think this was pretty nick This was pretty like
Speaker 1: even with Crystals. Crystal season was interesting. He's the farmer,
Speaker 1: the farmer. That was because the town it was interesting.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it was honestly like maybe three people.
Speaker 1: It was a tiny town, like there's no grocery store
Speaker 1: they had, like they had like nothing was open. It
Speaker 1: was in Iowa. And when they went through, like nothing
Speaker 1: was did the ladies have to move there yet? One?
Speaker 1: And that's why it was interesting because the girls go
Speaker 1: there and they're just like looking around like that was that?
Speaker 1: That was the season with britt Remember she was she
Speaker 1: was just really beautiful girl. How do you know about
Speaker 1: because I watched bouts or in Paradise she was on it. No,
Speaker 1: she wasn't unfatul in Paradise. She was the one that
Speaker 1: they voted between her and Caitlin. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: She was beautiful and she cried a lot, and she
Speaker 1: slept in full face. She fully I would sleep in
Speaker 1: full I sleep in mind my math. But there was
Speaker 1: a lot of drama about them moving to that town
Speaker 1: because like he didn't want to stop being a farmer,
Speaker 1: and oh what happened? The woman would really have to
Speaker 1: be in love with? Yeah, and he chose this girl, Whitney,
Speaker 1: who I really liked. Yeah, is that what drove her?
Speaker 1: I'm out of here. I'm not going to sweatpant I
Speaker 1: need leather pants. It ended between Whitney and Becca actually,
Speaker 1: and that he chose Whitney, but they broke up. That
Speaker 1: did they do? The bachelors Like, I don't believe this
Speaker 1: guy is going to marry Lauren. I think that Lauren.
Speaker 1: I think he would marry Lauren. I think Lauren watching
Speaker 1: him say I love you, You're my best friend to
Speaker 1: Jojo and fucking Kayla and Laura Jojo is gonna make
Speaker 1: it hard for that like cheerleader to get over that.
Speaker 1: I would think what happens after the show's over and
Speaker 1: it airs and everything that people slowly like an experiment,
Speaker 1: I hate to say it, like being let out of
Speaker 1: a bunker. Yeah, they slowly come back to their time
Speaker 1: with the help of you know, you have to have support.
Speaker 1: You have to have support like a cult. Like its
Speaker 1: also like okay, here's the other thing. It's almost like
Speaker 1: having the ultimate like camp romance. Like I would imagine
Speaker 1: I didn't go to camp, but like I can imagine,
Speaker 1: like you meet all these things you refer to you
Speaker 1: haven't seen or done. I would imagine you have like
Speaker 1: you have something in common at camp, right, but then
Speaker 1: you come back and it's like it's like Danny and
Speaker 1: Sandy from Greece they met her summer, love it, but
Speaker 1: then they go back to and then it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: like how do we make this work? Like like now
Speaker 1: now I'm just some like software program, Like the dates
Speaker 1: are so unrealistic, like, oh, I'm going to take you
Speaker 1: Today on you know, which was cool. I was like
Speaker 1: a little envious watching the days, like, hey, we go
Speaker 1: in an airplane, like a lot of you're not meeting
Speaker 1: guys in tinder that are taking it. Can you imagine
Speaker 1: if you work, Oh, I'm like, oh, Bobby wants to
Speaker 1: fun me and he's going to take me. Like you
Speaker 1: meet this guy at sunset and he just shoots you,
Speaker 1: shoots you right right over to like I don't know
Speaker 1: where this season. This season was tame with the dates.
Speaker 1: Normally they go out of the country and they go
Speaker 1: to like Europe and they go to like I mean France,
Speaker 1: the Caribbean. Yeah, and which could have been fun, but
Speaker 1: it turned out to be. But everybody hated the pig swimming.
Speaker 1: I love it. I would I love I love pigs.
Speaker 1: We should take and the little turtles. I would have
Speaker 1: been like, I love the Turtle's like my drink date
Speaker 1: and was like, take a pot Sandals, Let's go to Sandals,
Speaker 1: Let's go. We have to have the electric equipment though,
Speaker 1: the need to think hard to water podcast, we can,
Speaker 1: we can, but if we're riding a pig, we can't
Speaker 1: be above water. Wed you go to the pigs and
Speaker 1: there were They always do some sort of date like
Speaker 1: the pig date to embarrass the people. So like so
Speaker 1: like they've done the past that they made the girls
Speaker 1: sing last year. Remember they made all the guys sing.
Speaker 1: Mary and Nick killed it and killed it. That's your boy.
Speaker 1: But they like she wants, she want. She wanted to
Speaker 1: get thrown around a hotel room with he was like one.
Speaker 1: I was just mad because I thought he that Caitlyn
Speaker 1: should have chose him because they had such they really
Speaker 1: had sex. They like fucked in the church. They sucked
Speaker 1: in the church. It was awesome and Ireland. Yeah they
Speaker 1: the lady from the Cranberry serenaded that good. They sucked
Speaker 1: in a church. It be poor. Who was that in
Speaker 1: Dublin and would be Now let me ask this dache,
Speaker 1: So what were other highlights you do you enjoyed Olivia
Speaker 1: by the Beach? Oh well that's shot because no, I
Speaker 1: just want to talk about the Olivia thing because they
Speaker 1: set it up. Yeah, like they and this is the
Speaker 1: reality TV ship that I hate. Like they just were
Speaker 1: like they focused on her because she was all about
Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna do this and he's gonna like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like at first it was
Speaker 1: Lace crazy lace, we love who you gotta respect like
Speaker 1: lace that she fucking out use that line on the
Speaker 1: podcast before she quoted, Now, let me know you were
Speaker 1: on a reality show where you I was, and I
Speaker 1: hated the ontrivance of it. You that's like finance. Real
Speaker 1: Housewives of Atlanta would have been at that point in
Speaker 1: that hotel if they would have put me in a
Speaker 1: dress and said, look, you leaks this week. You're pissed
Speaker 1: that she's important, she's you have a new hairline. Okay,
Speaker 1: so wait a minute, so you but you were on
Speaker 1: last comic standing yes twice. Why did you go back?
Speaker 1: Very good question? So how far did you make it?
Speaker 1: Both times? And this is so funny, both times to
Speaker 1: the Vegas round where determined who goes in the house,
Speaker 1: both being Dan Madderman did this twice, which was very funny.
Speaker 1: We're bound together by this, you know, Danny's a funny
Speaker 1: New York comic um And uh, both times I was
Speaker 1: rejected in that final round. And it really is the
Speaker 1: feeling of a beauty pageant where you're like standing there,
Speaker 1: too bad Aaron isn't here, because Aaron was also part
Speaker 1: of that and we were both whispering to other, God,
Speaker 1: I hope we don't go in the house. Really, why
Speaker 1: you didn't want to get picked? Well, we were saying
Speaker 1: that I think to to kind of like, you know,
Speaker 1: it's a defense because I think ultimately you want to
Speaker 1: be So what was the process like for you? Um? Well,
Speaker 1: the process wasn't that bad. But when they brought us
Speaker 1: to Vegas there where they were saying things like now,
Speaker 1: now you know when we drive you and they put
Speaker 1: us on it and there I am by the way
Speaker 1: with this really good comic who's just a real cool dude.
Speaker 1: His name is russam n Eve you know Russ No,
Speaker 1: but it's got a good name. Yeah, and it's a
Speaker 1: cool dude. And we were sitting next to each other
Speaker 1: on this double deck or bus on the top and
Speaker 1: they drove us in the Vegas name. We're like, now,
Speaker 1: show us that you're really happy to be here, and
Speaker 1: you know a few cynical comments, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: We're like cynical. You have to be excited, you have
Speaker 1: to look excited. That was really like, no, I don't
Speaker 1: want to do that. I don't want to be right
Speaker 1: they wanted us to do. Did you do it would
Speaker 1: give judges who bounced you. Oh god, you know was
Speaker 1: the funniest moment for me on that show. Was one
Speaker 1: of the judges, and I loved her her career, but
Speaker 1: was Phillis fucking Diller. And I'll tell you why this
Speaker 1: was hilarious. She was basically a corpse at that point.
Speaker 1: And I remember, I'm not kidding, I'm not rejected you
Speaker 1: in last Nay. I say that because you know, after um,
Speaker 1: after you know that round, and she was one of
Speaker 1: the judges. They walked her through our area and I
Speaker 1: just looked at her and I said, I can't believe
Speaker 1: she's alive. She looked so like just on door death
Speaker 1: door walking past. And what I heard her comment about
Speaker 1: with me now punchlines, which seeds into an insecurity of
Speaker 1: which I'm all, I'm all, I'm all energy. Okay, so
Speaker 1: wait a minute, So I have some punchlines. I have
Speaker 1: a few, but I know you do. We do, we do,
Speaker 1: But the punchline is ourselves. You see comics like Philis Diller,
Speaker 1: who was great because she did like such incredible stuff
Speaker 1: and paved the way for so many. You don't have
Speaker 1: to say that because the corps I see political because
Speaker 1: you called her a corpse. No, no, no, she was.
Speaker 1: She was, but I'm saying she was great, but it
Speaker 1: hurt that she said that. No. Well, it's also I
Speaker 1: feel like stand up is different now, like I feel
Speaker 1: like in the past it was more but um bump,
Speaker 1: but ump bump, And I feel like we're both a
Speaker 1: little worthier is ourselves and something. People like Philis Dilla
Speaker 1: don't get that from that generation. It's like they just
Speaker 1: see people not doing a craft what they consider the craft,
Speaker 1: and you know what I mean, and they could go
Speaker 1: funk themselves. They should go funk themselves. That should go
Speaker 1: funk themselves. Question did you who came up with the
Speaker 1: idea of you doing that? Like? Were you did? Here's
Speaker 1: what's hilarious the first season. I was on the first
Speaker 1: season and went all the way to the semis and
Speaker 1: that was a total fucking accident. Someone had dropped out
Speaker 1: and I was asked by the guy directing it, um,
Speaker 1: can you fill in at the I think it was
Speaker 1: Carolines in New York and I won that night, like
Speaker 1: out of the blue, I just like, all right, I'll
Speaker 1: fill in. I didn't go through this. I didn't go
Speaker 1: through any of this process of waiting online, even though
Speaker 1: the second time I did it and that and my man,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm just so desperate, you know, like, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe this will be the thing you're willing it could
Speaker 1: have been. Well, they my manager at the time. I
Speaker 1: don't know how many years ago this was. God, I
Speaker 1: hope it was many. Um she was like, oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you know a lot of people watch the show, so
Speaker 1: you know, I had some good moments from the first season,
Speaker 1: because I'll never forget. Um. I had done this Eddie
Speaker 1: Peppertone theme song on my Eddie Peppertone theme song, and
Speaker 1: it got on television, which is you know, here's the setup. Um, folks,
Speaker 1: we used to have great people in this country, but
Speaker 1: are people about Our country has become so mediocre now
Speaker 1: that well, our folks songs instead of being for great
Speaker 1: people like George Washington, things like that, it's like our
Speaker 1: folks songs about mediocrity. For me, my folks song would
Speaker 1: be Eddie Pepperton, Eddie Peppertone. He just borrowed another five grand.
Speaker 1: He's afraid to go in elevators for some reason all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, and he never finishes the books that
Speaker 1: he starts. Well, I walk backstage, I look backstage at
Speaker 1: the Nantucket Film Festival. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and Most how
Speaker 1: do you say his name? Most def was back there
Speaker 1: and he saw me and started singing the song and
Speaker 1: he's a cool dude. Yeah. Most was, that's a great
Speaker 1: theme song. That's a great I should, I should, I
Speaker 1: should resurrect it? You just did? I think, well, I
Speaker 1: just did. Yeah, but I never used it on because
Speaker 1: I'm like, I got to do currently. How you feel?
Speaker 1: I like your I don't believe me. I'm like I
Speaker 1: dusted off some stuff because I I never I never
Speaker 1: should I do it on the road. I've well, I've
Speaker 1: never submitted for like uh special or anything. So I
Speaker 1: was like, this year, I'm gonna film it. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: submit for the Comedy Central so like and of course
Speaker 1: like this stuff that I retired a while ago, and
Speaker 1: people like I like like that that was the thing,
Speaker 1: and in my mind I almost felt hackey doing it.
Speaker 1: But that was the stuff that everybody really liked, the
Speaker 1: stuff that I haven't done for a year. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: probably because they liked the structure of You're like, oh
Speaker 1: that because I actually got worked out for a while.
Speaker 1: Everyone's like for years until it doesn't feel fresh to us. Know,
Speaker 1: it's like it's so dated, right, even though when I
Speaker 1: just sang that there, I was like, you're updated maybe
Speaker 1: you know, like you know, just whatever. I don't think
Speaker 1: you need to update it. Jess Barton was five, still relevant,
Speaker 1: still afraid of, still afraid of elevators, probably not finishing
Speaker 1: a book where I have like ten books on my
Speaker 1: dress next to me and they're all pretty good, but
Speaker 1: I can't. I know, I like I got desperate, I
Speaker 1: got I was there was nothing in my bookshelf. Like
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, I don't know how I
Speaker 1: got my hands. And it's like a Truman Capodi Answered Prayers.
Speaker 1: I never purchased it, but I was like, all right.
Speaker 1: I was like, so I started reading it. Not even
Speaker 1: in cold Blood, No, it's like not even like breakfast
Speaker 1: at Tiffany's exactly like Answered Prayers is the one that
Speaker 1: sometime I was like, I was like, that's the one
Speaker 1: I want. I can't and that I know, you know what.
Speaker 1: I went through phase where I got real murdery. I
Speaker 1: like read a lot of duder books and I scared
Speaker 1: myself so much that I already have night terrors just
Speaker 1: like on a Tuesday. You know what I mean, I
Speaker 1: wonder why I already it's right, Yeah, it's below the
Speaker 1: bund between the Lacey was hout. You know it Wasia.
Speaker 1: That's my children's book. I got really into the one
Speaker 1: the Dollia, the black DOLLI avenger you read that one.
Speaker 1: I got into the Black Dog while I mean they
Speaker 1: had me at she was slit from the you know,
Speaker 1: the cutter and half you had. Did you read the wellman?
Speaker 1: Did you read me about the guy who started investigating
Speaker 1: it and then discovered it was probably his dad. He
Speaker 1: was like a police officer. The black dolliest injury you
Speaker 1: can get the black dolls. Really I was. I was
Speaker 1: addicted to murder. So it was that and then it
Speaker 1: was also that was the same year that Devil in
Speaker 1: the White City came out. Also good with the guy
Speaker 1: who built the who had like the labyrinths for murder.
Speaker 1: There was like it went back and forth. I haven't
Speaker 1: read that one. I haven't really good cue. It was
Speaker 1: really like it went back and forth between like the
Speaker 1: men who designed Central Park are building the World's Fair
Speaker 1: and also other part of the book, the man who
Speaker 1: built a labyrinthy like building and it was like one
Speaker 1: house borders like murdered, like dozens in the like a
Speaker 1: serial killer in Chicago. I just, I just I just
Speaker 1: had a vision of reading children devil in the White City. Yes,
Speaker 1: like like just like little kids, yeah, real little like Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go round. No, instead of cookies, you just
Speaker 1: you see those kale chips, kale chips and water and
Speaker 1: devil in Wait sitting now, Eddie, let me ask you
Speaker 1: this back to the Bachelor, will you be joining us
Speaker 1: on any further seasons or are you yeah, tapping out?
Speaker 1: So now I think my interest I think if I
Speaker 1: don't guys, oh right, she is gonna be filing right now.
Speaker 1: It's gonna air may so she will be engaged by
Speaker 1: to somebody else. Who did you like that? Or Lauren
Speaker 1: or Jojo? Do you believe was your girl? Do what
Speaker 1: you liked? You believe that was your girl? Oh? Well,
Speaker 1: I like the only reason I liked, you believe is
Speaker 1: because she was so kind of nuts. I mean, her
Speaker 1: nuttiness was out there and she was kind of like
Speaker 1: like she couldn't handle that scene, right, I mean that
Speaker 1: was to be very real, like, oh she's fucking loose,
Speaker 1: she can't handle it like like she and her to
Speaker 1: be in the military, then to be that's she had
Speaker 1: prder harder PTSD from being in the house and the
Speaker 1: like Iraq. Yeah, you just you just articulated what I
Speaker 1: was wondering about her, Like this fucking woman I thought
Speaker 1: went into Afghanist she should be laying waste to these
Speaker 1: family like bitchy little yea people an orphan in Haiti,
Speaker 1: then Afghanistan, the thing that takes her down as the
Speaker 1: Bachelor house. Yeah, that was my thought exactly, Like do
Speaker 1: you believe what the fun? Why did you think of
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison, the host? I didn't like him. I don't
Speaker 1: like him. I find him he's the reason I don't
Speaker 1: like corporate American. I'm serious, Like he's a slick little guy.
Speaker 1: You know, he's a slick little guy, like you know,
Speaker 1: like hey, hey Ben, well it's a big day. Like
Speaker 1: I never feel I never felt like I saw that
Speaker 1: that guy. Like he's a fucking total Like he's a
Speaker 1: total fucking creation. Do you know what I mean? I
Speaker 1: think every year, Yeah, that's what I thought. He's newly divorced.
Speaker 1: I totally believe. I'm sure he he probably fucked like
Speaker 1: the girl from Michigan. That was the school teacher and
Speaker 1: maybe one of the twins. What do you think of
Speaker 1: the twins? Oh my god, the twins. Man. The twins
Speaker 1: were like I was just like they got the gout
Speaker 1: balls by the end, they got feisty. Yeah yeah, well
Speaker 1: that well, one of them got eliminated first. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Like she got she got fighty.
Speaker 1: She took down Olivia. She was on principal. She had
Speaker 1: a real be in her bondet about Olivia and on
Speaker 1: principles she took her down. Yeah. But I there's something
Speaker 1: about twins I don't like in general. They freaked me out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I also I don't I think I think I
Speaker 1: resent how fucking and it's a pain. And he asked
Speaker 1: to me, like how they're always together and how like
Speaker 1: they're like yeah, it's like, go fuck yourself, you know what,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm going through life a lot. This
Speaker 1: is my thought. I'm going through life. Sure you sure are,
Speaker 1: And it's fucking hard. You have this other self. I
Speaker 1: feel like it's an unfair thing. And you know that
Speaker 1: they'll never be as close to you as they are
Speaker 1: with their fucking twin and they're always talking about their
Speaker 1: fucking you know, it's a good thing Aaron's not here
Speaker 1: because Aaron is a twin. But she's not she's not
Speaker 1: an identical twin. But well those are the identical twins.
Speaker 1: By the way, if you're a twin out there, not you,
Speaker 1: my mom, my mom want to hear my mom would
Speaker 1: just visited Jena Marine just visited from Little Compton, Rhode Island,
Speaker 1: five nights, No car I was. I took her to
Speaker 1: the magic Castle. Turns out my democratic castle is always
Speaker 1: like it turns out my demographic um is lonely magicians.
Speaker 1: That's my fan basis lonely magicians. But by the way,
Speaker 1: that's that is a redundant term. But but my mom,
Speaker 1: I remember growing up, there were these two girls in
Speaker 1: my town, Donna and Darlene, and they were not twins,
Speaker 1: but they were like Irish twins, but they looked exactly
Speaker 1: like and their mom rest them in the same out
Speaker 1: and January doesn't fool suffer fools gladly she'd be like
Speaker 1: those kids are drips, like done into because she really
Speaker 1: has a real New England kind of like your mom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's like she's like she's like not up and like
Speaker 1: they lived right across the street from the school, but
Speaker 1: like their mom had like hold their hand and walk
Speaker 1: them back and forth. It's like basically, get yourself to
Speaker 1: your own fucking school, you know what I mean. If
Speaker 1: you can't buy a bus, you can't buy a bus.
Speaker 1: Like how like such sissies haven't had their handheld in
Speaker 1: third grade walking across that their matching outfits. Let's get
Speaker 1: her drips, she did not if you were a drip.
Speaker 1: I remember like there was like um one heavy girl
Speaker 1: in our class, Candice Robinson, and it wasn't Candice. Right now,
Speaker 1: I just picture of smoking cigarettes, like listening to this podcast,
Speaker 1: she's got her ass out the window like of some
Speaker 1: like building, like a hospital building. My mom didn't care that.
Speaker 1: It was more that her personality was tough. Like remember
Speaker 1: we had like a roller skating party for like my
Speaker 1: tenth birthday, and it was that she would come up
Speaker 1: and be like, Mrs Marine, no money will scat with me,
Speaker 1: and my mom was like, oh, don't be a drip.
Speaker 1: So my mom had like roller skater around the rake
Speaker 1: and the whole hands of Candice. My mom is really
Speaker 1: like basically, don't be a baby, don't be a baby.
Speaker 1: Nut oop Janna Marine, So what was my mom what
Speaker 1: was my point of all this? Not up? Twins? Twins
Speaker 1: were talking abou Yeah they were no, So let me
Speaker 1: ask you this because then again I don't want to try.
Speaker 1: And I really appreciate you and to all the listeners
Speaker 1: out there. I know I took a vote for what
Speaker 1: should be our next show, So they actually voted for
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones, but I too. It was between that
Speaker 1: RuPaul drag Race and I, but we have decided it's
Speaker 1: really fun. I don't I don't have logo. I don't
Speaker 1: have logo, and you can't get it on Hulu. You
Speaker 1: can't get it on Hulu. You can't get the show
Speaker 1: on Hulu. Why did they do that? It comes on
Speaker 1: like a year. I guess they wanted to get logo,
Speaker 1: but but logo, like any other show, can't you get
Speaker 1: it on the internet. Somehow I couldn't find it. I
Speaker 1: tried to find it. But um, we're going to maintain
Speaker 1: the purity of the podcast. So this is gonna be
Speaker 1: the first last episode of season one, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: start again the week before the Bachelorette, so it would
Speaker 1: be the week of May fifteenth. We're gonna come back
Speaker 1: and do a preview show, and we're gonna do the Bachelorette,
Speaker 1: and then we're gonna do Bachelor in Paradise, which is
Speaker 1: you're gonna love Bachelor in Paradise. It's all there's like
Speaker 1: eight including late You're gonna love it. Now. Let me
Speaker 1: ask you this. I've seen enough a lace like, I'm
Speaker 1: so glad you see this is bad? Lace is going
Speaker 1: back on. That's what I was. I know, I kind
Speaker 1: of what the fight, so that makes me not you
Speaker 1: know well, And it's funny that I went back to
Speaker 1: last comic standing Will you be? You don't have to agree?
Speaker 1: I feel like that Chris Harrison Pusher on after the
Speaker 1: Rose Will you be joining us? Do you want to
Speaker 1: do now? Can you now? I don't want you to
Speaker 1: hate it and do it because overall, what was? You know?
Speaker 1: What's your takeaway from twelve weeks? Like? How do you feel?
Speaker 1: Are you curious enough to want to see what happens
Speaker 1: with Jojo and Love? Are you out? Yeah? Um, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not curious. You're done? I think so? I mean
Speaker 1: maybe another show I would do, you know, like, um, oh,
Speaker 1: but you decided to do the Bachelor thing. I think
Speaker 1: we're going to maintain the purity that well what if
Speaker 1: I what what if I? What if I checked in
Speaker 1: with you guys, like on a semi regular basis, like
Speaker 1: I I sneak peaked, Like what I like to do
Speaker 1: is watch. Yeah, you can do that. We would love that.
Speaker 1: We love you, Eddie, We love you Eddie. But you
Speaker 1: know it was it was. You know what's funny is
Speaker 1: that this is the funniest thing about it when I
Speaker 1: first agreed to it. Yeah, no, I'm pretty busy, you know,
Speaker 1: even though a failure, I'm pretty busy. Like it just
Speaker 1: seems like I'm so busy. I don't know you like this.
Speaker 1: I don't even have kids. I don't know how the
Speaker 1: fun people handle careers. Now that's nothing. Twins I hate
Speaker 1: and people who have children who were comedian, Like, how
Speaker 1: do they do it? I think it's all men. I
Speaker 1: think they have a wife, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: I feel like, no, but some of the women do it.
Speaker 1: Only Ali Wong and and she just had a baby,
Speaker 1: and Marylynn Rice Cup, who else, Laurie kill Martin. See,
Speaker 1: it's a lot of people. My friend Jamie Dembo has
Speaker 1: two kids. Does she do stand up. No, she does
Speaker 1: sketch stand ups. Many it's the men, like all the
Speaker 1: guys have it. Oh, I see, yeah, because it's easier. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just I just saw Ali do a set about
Speaker 1: this because she just had a kid, and she was like,
Speaker 1: she was like, she's already doing she was saying because
Speaker 1: he was like had to get out of the house
Speaker 1: so she didn't murder her baby girl. And she was
Speaker 1: basically saying that guys get to go and it's been
Speaker 1: it was four months ago, so I don't want the
Speaker 1: people who get to have it all. But she was saying, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm going to have a career and a family. I
Speaker 1: don't understand, fucking kidding. I truly don't be that's like twins.
Speaker 1: That's like twins. It's the twins. You get my feeling
Speaker 1: about it. I am so confused. So she I don't
Speaker 1: know how. I can't figure out. Can I have a
Speaker 1: chi wild Oh? And by the way, I'll be at
Speaker 1: I'll be at Caesar's Palace tonight. I think that doesn't
Speaker 1: Maybe some people, I mean maybe they're just really rich
Speaker 1: or they have family that live here. I don't know
Speaker 1: if people do it. By the way, we are both
Speaker 1: available for higher for any amount of money. If you
Speaker 1: want Eddie and I to come to your living room
Speaker 1: and be unpleasant, it would be unpleasant to hang out
Speaker 1: just doing a podcast from your living room. We are
Speaker 1: available for hire because we want to adopt some twins.
Speaker 1: We're gonna share, We're gonna joint custody some twins. I
Speaker 1: just don't like to hear um stand ups talk about
Speaker 1: their kids. Well that's what Ali was thinking. Ali was
Speaker 1: like a guy like one week after he has a
Speaker 1: kid can go on stage and be like, I've got
Speaker 1: a kid if it sucks and ship and all over
Speaker 1: the place. And then the guys not only do they
Speaker 1: not fail because of the guys in the audies were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I have a kid too, it sucks. Got more relatable
Speaker 1: now and then they make even more money. Yeah bitch
Speaker 1: about the kid, but a lady who's got the kid, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like my kids are like a baby on them for
Speaker 1: sext once, I pushed out a baby. You should be
Speaker 1: at home with the baby. That how is Ali doing it?
Speaker 1: Then she's killing it, I mean, I mean she was
Speaker 1: so she was bitching about it. She was right on
Speaker 1: a show push off the boat. And she also just
Speaker 1: got cast on a show. I think she did. She
Speaker 1: she is so she can't be writing and get and
Speaker 1: being on another show. You have to the least you
Speaker 1: can borrow your next five thousand dollars from That's absolutely
Speaker 1: I'm more ready. She's on the list, she danaide. This
Speaker 1: is the conversation. Just a kid. I know we haven't
Speaker 1: talked bunch except in passing and maybe three shows. But
Speaker 1: I just was wondering, if you can let me five
Speaker 1: thousand dollars, you'll never see it again, and you'll never
Speaker 1: see I mean what I'm talking about the word n
Speaker 1: finance my dreams. I you can finance my f you
Speaker 1: never mind my dreams financed the next month? If you
Speaker 1: could finance April for me and it will fully cover
Speaker 1: more honest to say to somebody you can finance half
Speaker 1: of April, I'd really appreciate me A great people who
Speaker 1: let who borrowed money saying can you just finance April
Speaker 1: for me? Who's interested? Out there in the podcast world
Speaker 1: of financing or September, we're not gonna be able to
Speaker 1: get it out of bed. Who they're gonna be upset
Speaker 1: because it's hot out. Somebody needs to a kick start
Speaker 1: September for a horrible affected because it does get super
Speaker 1: hot here. It does. I think it's even worse than August.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it is August, just September and October's when they
Speaker 1: were like, really, I will fist you. We're birds of
Speaker 1: a feather Eddie. Because because I have so many people
Speaker 1: who say I love me, I know too, I love
Speaker 1: the go fuck. They're the people who are like, I'm
Speaker 1: going out to Indian Wills to watch tennis, Like who
Speaker 1: you have a hot be you have a kid in
Speaker 1: a hobby? And give people who with kids I'm going
Speaker 1: to hobbies? Like wait a minute, fear isn't just your hobby?
Speaker 1: What else I don't understand? That's a great tweet. I'm
Speaker 1: getting back in the tweet. I was so offen tweitter
Speaker 1: for like the last six months, and now I'm like
Speaker 1: getting into it. You know what, I'm gonna tweet that
Speaker 1: right now. I haven't had a good one. Here is
Speaker 1: a great hobby. All right, I'm gonna do that right now.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it before a free take is my
Speaker 1: holy decent tweets. You guys, I just think everybody out
Speaker 1: there's listen to season one of you except this Rose. Eddie.
Speaker 1: I will miss you on a weekly basis, but but
Speaker 1: I'll check in. How's that? I want to think Mark
Speaker 1: Rivers are are that song? That song he was doing
Speaker 1: like a Barry White? He's amazing. Are fantastic producer and
Speaker 1: our producer at Nerdice. The Magical Katie Living will be
Speaker 1: back season two. Will you accept this Rose? With Joejoe's bachelortt.
Speaker 1: It will be the week of May fifteen, Padge. It's
Speaker 1: going to come in and we're going to look at Paget,
Speaker 1: that big star. She carries a gun, and she does
Speaker 1: she have children, no good, no good good for her.
Speaker 1: And she's not a twin, no hobbies, no hobbies, hobbies,
Speaker 1: just smoking cigarettes in a nice house. I see her
Speaker 1: and she's a nice nice smoking cigarettes. Wondering who is
Speaker 1: not going to come to the party. But you know what,
Speaker 1: she may not have as much fear as we have
Speaker 1: because she's always a regular. But you know what, but
Speaker 1: she probably still has some fear. No, I think I
Speaker 1: think they can be all human and not be driven
Speaker 1: by fear. Yeah, especially here, especially here, by the way,
Speaker 1: I just get fear now. I cannot believe the traffic
Speaker 1: in Hollywood, like just on a regular basis, like panic
Speaker 1: driving over here, panic driving over here, Holy sh it,
Speaker 1: Like if it's after two o'clock to get back to
Speaker 1: where I live is like literally like okay, here we go. No,
Speaker 1: I mean that's the voice. I have to go to
Speaker 1: Venice for my unpaid filming later. I have heard to
Speaker 1: Venice right now. That's a big favor. You know what.
Speaker 1: She filmed that special where I had the last of
Speaker 1: the past or comment. So you're to the listeners out there,
Speaker 1: it has been truly truly the highlight of my week.
Speaker 1: For that I know, it's been the little Natier what's
Speaker 1: the low point is low and it's been my apex.
Speaker 1: My apex has been your nator and uh and uh.
Speaker 1: I really appreciate Nurice for allowing, indulging, indulging Blue Jasmine
Speaker 1: for having this podcast. My name is Arta marine On
Speaker 1: behalf of Aaron Eddie Peppitone and Aaron Fully who is
Speaker 1: now Occult member in Waco, Texas. We thank you for listening.
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