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Speaker 1: uyoway dot com or call eight hundred away. All right,

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Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And today we've been

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Speaker 1: thrown into the middle of an ongoing neighbor feud. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: apparently this is something that's been brewing for years between

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Speaker 1: two guys. Oh it's involved the lawsuits, no contacts, and

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Speaker 1: a bunch of other craziness. Why are we going to

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Speaker 1: involve exactly why both of you move? Well, one of

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Speaker 1: the guys brothers, asked me to phone tappen. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: And he told me if I just say I'm a lawyer,

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Speaker 1: that's gonna be enough to make an angry. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that seems pretty it's like too easy. Oh yeah, Because

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Speaker 1: he was right. You'll hear it in your phone tap.

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Speaker 1: Right after this, another tap on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for a mister Thomas. Yeah, you got him.

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Speaker 1: Hi Thomas. My name is Rick Stickler. I'm an attorney.

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Speaker 1: Representing your neighbor, Raymond, he lives immediately to your west.

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Speaker 1: Oh good, all right, yeah what what now? That was

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Speaker 1: an interesting response. I'm I'm calling in his behalf because

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Speaker 1: you know what, I'm sorry, but you don't live next

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Speaker 1: to the dude. Okay, sorry, I understand there's been a

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Speaker 1: couple of issues between you two in the past, so

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Speaker 1: Raymond wanted me to run something by you in order

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Speaker 1: to avoid any future conflict. Oh really conflict like when

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Speaker 1: he started using my WiFi, that kind of conflict. He

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Speaker 1: did mention that incident to me, but in his defense,

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Speaker 1: your WiFi was not password protected at the time, so

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Speaker 1: anybody could have logged on. Oh wait wait, then there

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Speaker 1: was a time that this lunatic felt a twenty five

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Speaker 1: foot observation tower in his backyard so he could gaze

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Speaker 1: at night. But the damn tower it looked into my

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Speaker 1: fin woo. Yeah, he didn't mention a little bit about

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Speaker 1: that too, but it's my understanding that he took it down. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: after nine months, he took it down. Fun. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: problem solved. What do you mean problem solved? Not even close.

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Speaker 1: I understand your frustration, mister, but look, Raymond has learned

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Speaker 1: his lesson by virtue of him having me contact you

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Speaker 1: regarding his newest project project. Yeah, what kind of bull

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Speaker 1: is he trying to pull them out? Sir? It's not

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Speaker 1: a big deal. This is much different than any of

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Speaker 1: the other conflicts you two have had. He just wants

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Speaker 1: to create family fund center in his backyard. What did

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Speaker 1: you say, a family fund center? What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: You know? It has batting cages, some put put golf.

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Speaker 1: But he's even got plans for this windmill with a

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Speaker 1: tiny door that opens and closes. Right, this is insanity.

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Speaker 1: It's against all codes. I'm sure. I'm sure this guy

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Speaker 1: breaks codes. You sound very worked up, I do, hear you.

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Speaker 1: But in conjunction with his project, he does also want

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Speaker 1: to put up a zip line. Do you mean a

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Speaker 1: zip line? Zip line? I don't know of any other

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Speaker 1: kind of zip line. But it would just involve a

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Speaker 1: forty three foot pedestal. What are you talking about. But

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Speaker 1: it's going to be very hastefully built, okay built, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because it's going to be a framed fiberglass hale. That's

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Speaker 1: a two scale replica of the Statue of Liberty. No, wait,

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Speaker 1: get out of here, No, I'm serious. He wants to

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Speaker 1: call the zip line. Get this the statue of Zipperty. Mister,

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Speaker 1: I'm a lawyer, and even I think that's funny. Where

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Speaker 1: did you get your law degree? This is not funny.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to see that. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: see a giant, fake statue of Liberty. Okay, if I'm

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Speaker 1: reading this correctly, i'm picking up that you're not exactly

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Speaker 1: happy about this. Oh wow, you're very observing, Thank you,

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Speaker 1: but I would being sarcastic more. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: see that. Sorry, you're a little bit hard to read here.

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Speaker 1: But here's the thing. It's gonna be very tastefully done.

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Speaker 1: And there's gonna be children zip lining out of the

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Speaker 1: statue of Liberty's mouth. It's going to be very very

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Speaker 1: I don't want to see what children. It's not gonna happen. Okay,

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Speaker 1: there's no way that the county would have proved something

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Speaker 1: like that in a residential neighbor No way, Actually, Thomas,

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Speaker 1: Actually they've already signed off on it. They begin construction

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Speaker 1: in a couple of weeks. Tell me that they're allowing

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Speaker 1: us to be built when it taller than all of

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Speaker 1: the house, No way, you know, I'm not looking at

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Speaker 1: my backyard and see a monstrosity. No way, monstrosity. Excuse me, sir,

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Speaker 1: but that's lady Zipperty you're speaking of. Okay, I'd show

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Speaker 1: some respect. I don't care what you call it. There's

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Speaker 1: no way that's being built in my neighborhood next time

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Speaker 1: I house. No, No, okay, I can hear you. I'm

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Speaker 1: willing to negotiate on this matter. Negotiate. There's no negotiations. Well,

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Speaker 1: what if I told you that mister is generously willing

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Speaker 1: to give you and your family unlimited zip line rides

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Speaker 1: and put Putt golf for just twenty dollars a month.

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Speaker 1: You know I'm gonna tell you. Do you tell that

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Speaker 1: told who hired you his zip line family fundome will

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Speaker 1: never never come a reality? Okay, Okay, let's come down.

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Speaker 1: It's a family fun. Don't call me to come down.

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Speaker 1: Don't call me to condown. Well what if I told

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Speaker 1: you that this is actually Jeffrey from Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the Morning, and that this is a prank call here?

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Speaker 1: What will the frank call? Yes, it's all a joke,

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Speaker 1: none of it's true. Wait, my name is Jeffrey from

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Speaker 1: the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and

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Speaker 1: your brother Tim sets you for a phone tap because

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Speaker 1: he told me the backstory of you and your weird neighbor.

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Speaker 1: So the last time I tell him as anything, you

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Speaker 1: got angry there. Man, Oh my god, if you just

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Speaker 1: went through what I've gone through for the past three years,

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Speaker 1: just relax, man. There's no statue of Zipperty going up.

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Speaker 1: That's totally fake. But your neighbor does want to set

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Speaker 1: up a ninety foot water slide called Mount Gushmore. That's

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Speaker 1: happening you, Okay, wake up every morning with phone taps

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,