WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Church BBQ

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<v Speaker 1>Brooking jubil in the morning. Second date Update. What happens

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<v Speaker 1>when a beautiful single woman shows up to a church

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<v Speaker 1>event full of twenty something dudes. Oh gosh, well, they

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<v Speaker 1>probably all have to start praying because they're thinking all

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<v Speaker 1>sorts of bad. And I wonder if that's what happened

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<v Speaker 1>to Keith, who's on the phone today to do a

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<v Speaker 1>second date update. He says he met the girl that

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<v Speaker 1>he wants to call at a church function. And Keith,

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<v Speaker 1>when you saw her walk in, what impure thoughts were

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<v Speaker 1>you thinking? What were they? Guys? I'm embarrassed, guys, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really want to tell you that. So that's like

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<v Speaker 1>someone used the hidden book in a strategic place when

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<v Speaker 1>he stood up. No, it's actually wasn't in church that

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<v Speaker 1>I met her. You know, was at a church function.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like a singles barbecue and yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 1>like a nice day. And I've been going to this

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<v Speaker 1>thing four years, for four years. Wow, And were you

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<v Speaker 1>standing with your church buddies and you saw her walking,

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, dude, that chick man. Oh, she looks like

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<v Speaker 1>she could pray for hours. I would pray for No. No,

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<v Speaker 1>we were standing there and you know, I was with

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<v Speaker 1>my boys and they saw her first and they started talking,

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<v Speaker 1>almost cat calling. Or at a church event, listen, like

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<v Speaker 1>you have no idea. There's a lot of pent up

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<v Speaker 1>something going on with these guys at a church event

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<v Speaker 1>when a pretty girl walks into one of these barbecues.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, you can go a year or

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<v Speaker 1>more without seeing anything and then finally, like a pretty

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<v Speaker 1>girl walks in, and it's like everybody gets like who

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<v Speaker 1>they start with? I mean, all right, so like these

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<v Speaker 1>church singles barbecues are a lot like a construction site

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<v Speaker 1>or prison. I mean, yeah, unfortunately embarrassingly, Yeah, I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>seen a pretty woman in ages. Yeah. So, Keith, were

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<v Speaker 1>you able to restrain yourself and actually be a gentleman

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<v Speaker 1>when you talk to her? Yes? I was. The guys

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<v Speaker 1>around me swarmed her, like can I get you a

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<v Speaker 1>plate of food? You know you want to go for

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<v Speaker 1>a walk in? And I was like, okay, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I'm gonna hold off. I'm gonna play it cool,

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<v Speaker 1>because sometimes you know, if you play it cool, then

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<v Speaker 1>maybe they'll get interested in you, Like, why isn't he

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<v Speaker 1>talking to me? Well, obviously you're the expert scene that

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<v Speaker 1>you've gone to the singles event for four years. Your

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<v Speaker 1>game is not working very well, Keith. That is what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to say. He might be right, You might

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<v Speaker 1>be right. All right, So how did you guys actually

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<v Speaker 1>start talking? Then well, into the evening they start to

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<v Speaker 1>do games. They'll do like these little sort of fair games,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and amazingly out of the luck of well,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it's God's plan. I don't know. She was paired

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<v Speaker 1>up with me. Oh, divine power at its best. That's right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, let's hope. But so she and I ended

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<v Speaker 1>up playing this egg toss game where you stand close

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<v Speaker 1>to each other, like five feet away, and you throw

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<v Speaker 1>an egg and catch it, and you keep going a

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<v Speaker 1>little further and a little further, and eventually you get

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<v Speaker 1>like twenty fifteen. We were probably fifteen feet away from

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<v Speaker 1>each other, and she throws the egg, but she threw

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<v Speaker 1>it too hard. When it hit me in the mouth,

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<v Speaker 1>I did fall down on the ground and I started

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<v Speaker 1>coughing and trying. It was hard to breathe for a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>And this sounds dramatic, I gotta tell you it was embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 1>But what was nice about it? I'm gonna tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>She ran right over to me, and she was standing

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<v Speaker 1>over me, and she was very apologetic and very sweet,

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<v Speaker 1>and she said to me, what can I do to

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<v Speaker 1>make this better? And this is where I got brave.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh nice? I said, what if you go out to

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<v Speaker 1>dinner with me on Friday night? Seize the opportunity? What

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<v Speaker 1>she say? Did she think that was cute? Well? She

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<v Speaker 1>laughed and she said yes, all right, okay, So did

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<v Speaker 1>you guys actually make it to dinner? Were you so

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<v Speaker 1>injured from the egg thing you never actually went out? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I recovered quickly, and uh we we made it out

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<v Speaker 1>to dinner. We went to Olive Garden. Oh well, what

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<v Speaker 1>was the Olive Garden like for you two love birds?

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<v Speaker 1>Olive Garden was a different world. And I'm in a

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<v Speaker 1>good way, no laughing back there, but it wasn't a

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<v Speaker 1>good thing. It was like we had been set up

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<v Speaker 1>at the barbecue and it was like we had all

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<v Speaker 1>these games to play. They stay to each other, and

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<v Speaker 1>then we get to Olive Garden and it's like it

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<v Speaker 1>just got so real. Like I didn't know what to

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<v Speaker 1>say to her. Yeah, yeah, that's usually when I take

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<v Speaker 1>one of those breadsticks and just put it in my mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>And look at the person across the table from me.

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<v Speaker 1>Just make no, no, no no. I I just I

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<v Speaker 1>was feeling so nervous and I only ordered a salad,

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<v Speaker 1>and I felt like, okay, well, I'm just gonna try

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<v Speaker 1>to eat light. And uh, she ordered like a full

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<v Speaker 1>meal like breadsticks, chicken parmesan and like on the side

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<v Speaker 1>of shrimp scamp I'm gonna tell you right now, I

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<v Speaker 1>think you went wrong ordering only a salade. No woman

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<v Speaker 1>wants to go out with a guy who's just eating

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<v Speaker 1>a salad. Well, she like scarfs down. I mean, good

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<v Speaker 1>on her, But what did you do while she was eating?

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<v Speaker 1>Just looked at her? You know what I did? I

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<v Speaker 1>just I took my time eat my salad one bite

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<v Speaker 1>at a time, and I just kind of tried to

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<v Speaker 1>wipe my mouth after each bite, just spread out the

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<v Speaker 1>salad for an entire three hour meal one salad. Well, unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>I wish it had lasted three hours. It was. It

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<v Speaker 1>was only about probably twenty eight minutes total. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I timed it, which I should probably Well, it was

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<v Speaker 1>it was twenty eight minutes. And what she did was

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<v Speaker 1>she got up at the end and she said, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you very much for dinner and she shook my hand

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<v Speaker 1>and I tried to pull her in for a but

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<v Speaker 1>she's you know, a kiss, but she pulled away and

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<v Speaker 1>turned away and left. Wow did she seem angry about something? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, she was really polite, but she just went

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<v Speaker 1>ahead and walked out and left. Not mean, but just

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<v Speaker 1>not nice either, you know. I mean, it doesn't sound

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<v Speaker 1>like you guys had the best chemistry a man. I

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<v Speaker 1>tell you it was not the chemistry that we had

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<v Speaker 1>when I had an egg in my throat. But maybe

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<v Speaker 1>that's the problem. Maybe we can score you a second

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<v Speaker 1>date and then on that date you just keep an

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<v Speaker 1>egg in your mouth the whole time. We'll play a

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<v Speaker 1>song come back caller and get your second date update. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, yeah yeah, hang on looking jubil in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Second date update. Not to put too much pressure into

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<v Speaker 1>the second part of today's second date update, but this

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<v Speaker 1>is the moment where we find out if God really exists,

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<v Speaker 1>no pressure at all. If you missed the first part

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<v Speaker 1>of today's second at update. Keith is on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>and he wants to call a girl named Amy who

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<v Speaker 1>he met at a church function and then they ended

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<v Speaker 1>up going out to all of garden. The date ended

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<v Speaker 1>with her kind of getting up and saying okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you very much for the time, shake his hand,

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<v Speaker 1>and then walking off. He said that she wasn't exactly mad,

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<v Speaker 1>but she also didn't seem very happy. So we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>try to get her on the phone and find out

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<v Speaker 1>what went wrong. Keith, Yeah, are you ready to see

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<v Speaker 1>if God in fact does exist and you guys will

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<v Speaker 1>go out on a second day. I'm ready to call her. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I will say, Keith, your day only lasted twenty eight minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't think that that's fair of her. I

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<v Speaker 1>think she should have given you more of a chance.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously you were nervous. Doesn't sound like you drink alcohol,

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<v Speaker 1>which is always my go to to make myself more relaxed.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm hoping that you get another chance at this.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for saying that. I don't know why it

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<v Speaker 1>ended so early. I hopefully she'll tell us. Okay, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>dollar phone of her right now and see we can

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<v Speaker 1>get her on the phone. Okay, thank you and God

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<v Speaker 1>bless all. Right here we are Hello, gonna speak to Amy. Please.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Amy, Amy, How are you? This is Jewel

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<v Speaker 1>from Brooklyn, Jewell in the Morning. Who is it Jebil

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<v Speaker 1>from Brook and Jewble in the Morning. Um, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know who that is. Well, Jebil would be me and

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke and Jeble in the Morning is a radio show,

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<v Speaker 1>and Brooke would be the Brook part of that whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Amy and Jose would be that dude you here right there.

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<v Speaker 1>So what is going on here? It's a radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>And one of our listeners emailed us to see if

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<v Speaker 1>we could get a hold of you. Who. Well, his

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<v Speaker 1>name is Keith Keats. Yeah, Keith, Keith from the Church thing. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Keith from the church Thing, the guy that you met

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<v Speaker 1>at like a singles barbecue and then you went with

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<v Speaker 1>him to the og. The og is the Olive Garden.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if you're not hip enough with the Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just confused as to why you guys are calling.

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<v Speaker 1>We do a segment on our show. It's called the

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<v Speaker 1>second Date Update. So Keith is wondering why you kind

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<v Speaker 1>of left your date early and then haven't been responding

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<v Speaker 1>to his text messages or calls. Is this for real? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's real. He really liked you. He said he had

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<v Speaker 1>a good time. He said a lot of nice things

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<v Speaker 1>about you. But he's confused why you don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>see him again. I'm confused as to why he would

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<v Speaker 1>even call me back. But really, yeah, he said, like,

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<v Speaker 1>you were awesome and gorgeous, and you guys had fun

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<v Speaker 1>at the barbecue. Well I felt really bad because he

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<v Speaker 1>played some like games. One of them was an egg

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<v Speaker 1>toss and I threw it kind of hard. Maybe I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to get out of there. I don't know, but

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<v Speaker 1>it kind of went in his mouth and it got

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<v Speaker 1>stuck there. And then yeah, he told us about the

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<v Speaker 1>whole egg fiasco. But then he says, after that he

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<v Speaker 1>asked you out. You said yes, and he thought you

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<v Speaker 1>were having a good time at the Olive Garden until

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<v Speaker 1>you took off. Well, we were having a decent time.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he was a nice enough guy. He was.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just at you know, I ordered a you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of stuff and he told me order whatever

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<v Speaker 1>I want. But he only ordered a salad and so

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<v Speaker 1>I said, um, well, how come you're not eating more?

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<v Speaker 1>And he said that he couldn't really afford it, but

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<v Speaker 1>he'll pay it back. And he was borrowing against the

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<v Speaker 1>collection plate. Wait what, you can't borrow money from the

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<v Speaker 1>hes it out of the collection plate. Listen. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how he does it, you know. All I know

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<v Speaker 1>is he said he pays it back. So I just

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<v Speaker 1>was out of there. I just I just I had

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<v Speaker 1>to go, Yeah, you're like guilty by association if you're

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<v Speaker 1>eating a big meal at the olive guarden on the

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<v Speaker 1>church's tab, right, not even on the church's tab, like

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<v Speaker 1>on people who's donating their money to the church's I

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<v Speaker 1>felt so guilty. I just had to get up and

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<v Speaker 1>shake his hand and go, you know, like I thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>but no thank you. You know, oh yeah, I had

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<v Speaker 1>no idea that you could use that as a loan too.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta start going to church again. I mean, what's

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<v Speaker 1>crazy to me? Is it? He he told you this

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<v Speaker 1>without thinking anything was wrong about it? Is what? It

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like that that's the whole thing is he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>think there was anything wrong with it, and that his

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing was that he was going to pay it back.

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<v Speaker 1>So that makes it okay, Like I don't think, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, So guys, can I just say, hey, it's me,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Keith. Can I say something? Yeah, you can, Keith.

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<v Speaker 1>You're supposed to wait. But I'll just tell Amy right now, Amy,

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<v Speaker 1>Keith is on the other line listening. I wants to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you. What is going on? Keith really wants

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you. So he was waiting until his moment,

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<v Speaker 1>and I guess he found his moment there is Amy, Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>you're getting it all wrong. Look, I just borrow money

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<v Speaker 1>from the collection plate and I pay it back on Sundays.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not okay, though, Like I don't understand that. No, Amy,

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<v Speaker 1>it is okay. Like I do it all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I do it, like literally every weekend, and there's oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, guys, I don't know why everyone is freaking

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<v Speaker 1>out about this. I pay it back. It's not like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm feeling from God. I just the money back hard herd. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you even do it? What do you? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>are you just when it comes to you you're just

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<v Speaker 1>taking the money? And no, I mean I work behind

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<v Speaker 1>the scenes and I take the collection plates back and

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<v Speaker 1>and I you know, look every time I replace the

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<v Speaker 1>money every Sunday that I took from the week before,

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<v Speaker 1>I replaced the money. So I guess it's not really

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<v Speaker 1>stealing if you're not stealing. I don't understand Okay, you're

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<v Speaker 1>making me sound like a bad person here. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>a bad person. I mean I go to church. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think that's qualifier. Amy. Father doesn't know, but I

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<v Speaker 1>think he has an idea and he's okay with it.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't tell you it's okay. It's stealing, it's not borrowing, Amy, Amy.

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<v Speaker 1>You are judging me right now, and I'm praying hard

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<v Speaker 1>for you. You are judging. Don't try from me for

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<v Speaker 1>it for yourself. Oh if you're a criminal. On that note,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm praying for both of you to go out again

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<v Speaker 1>on another day, Amy, would you like to go out

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<v Speaker 1>with Keith one more time? I guess the Lord will

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<v Speaker 1>pay for it, But if not, then will pay for it? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>they have to, because otherwise he's gonna have to go

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<v Speaker 1>on the collection plate and keep it again. I can

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<v Speaker 1>just pay it back. No, do you have to stop

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<v Speaker 1>this practice? Like right now? Okay? It is not okay.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing about it that it's okay. Amy, Do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to go out again? Not really, Keith. This whole

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<v Speaker 1>thing is just left a bad taste in my mouth. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good. Well that's disappointing, you know, And if I

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<v Speaker 1>do see you at church days or another church function.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what I'm gonna. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>I'll come up and talk to you. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'm whoa. You're a wild card, Keith. That is

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<v Speaker 1>some strong action. You are an outlaw. No, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not an outlaw. I'm a man of God and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm also human and I deal with emotions like everybody else.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, I'm sorry you didn't get a second date, Keith.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for trying. Jewel, Yea and Amy, thank you very

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<v Speaker 1>much for being honest with us. I appreciate that. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just glad it came out because it's wrong, whole

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<v Speaker 1>thing wrong. It is wrong, Keith. It is wrong to

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<v Speaker 1>do that. Also, can I go to church with you?

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<v Speaker 1>And Jewel in the morning? Text in at seven eight,

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<v Speaker 1>five to nine two that says I didn't know you

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<v Speaker 1>could do that at church. I might start going now,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke and Jewel in the morning talking about today's second

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<v Speaker 1>date update if you missed it, this dude Keith met

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<v Speaker 1>this girl named Amy at church and then they went

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<v Speaker 1>out on a date. And she wasn't calling back when

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<v Speaker 1>we got her on the phone to find out why.

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<v Speaker 1>During the date, he told her how he was paying

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<v Speaker 1>for everything because on Sundays he'll take money from the

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<v Speaker 1>collection plate and then he'll always replace it with the

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<v Speaker 1>same amount the next Sunday, so he doesn't consider it stealing,

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<v Speaker 1>but it still rubbed her the wrong way that he's

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<v Speaker 1>taking money from the church. Basically, yeah, the church doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>even know about it. It's like borrowing your buddy's car

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<v Speaker 1>without telling them and then not returning it for a week.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's still grant thep datto basically, And I like

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<v Speaker 1>how he's like, well, I pay it back every week,

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<v Speaker 1>but did you never like add to it. They're always minus,

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<v Speaker 1>so then you make them even and then you take

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<v Speaker 1>it again like you're yeah, exactly tributing. You're right, they're

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<v Speaker 1>always down the same amount. Whatever he's taking, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>using the money to date, which is also just feels

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<v Speaker 1>rang right like if because you see the money to

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<v Speaker 1>go like buy some needy children's school supplies. Maybe No,

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<v Speaker 1>he's using it to take girls out to the olive garden.

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<v Speaker 1>And unfortunately he's not getting another date because she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to go out with him again after she heard

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<v Speaker 1>that he steals from the church. I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 1>It's weird. Judge. You think you think she's been a

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<v Speaker 1>little judge, Yeah, I do. Remember remember if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to do a second day up date, all you have

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<v Speaker 1>to do is email the show and we will call

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<v Speaker 1>the person who didn't call you back