Speaker 1: Brooking jubil in the morning. Second date Update. What happens
Speaker 1: when a beautiful single woman shows up to a church
Speaker 1: event full of twenty something dudes. Oh gosh, well, they
Speaker 1: probably all have to start praying because they're thinking all
Speaker 1: sorts of bad. And I wonder if that's what happened
Speaker 1: to Keith, who's on the phone today to do a
Speaker 1: second date update. He says he met the girl that
Speaker 1: he wants to call at a church function. And Keith,
Speaker 1: when you saw her walk in, what impure thoughts were
Speaker 1: you thinking? What were they? Guys? I'm embarrassed, guys, I
Speaker 1: don't really want to tell you that. So that's like
Speaker 1: someone used the hidden book in a strategic place when
Speaker 1: he stood up. No, it's actually wasn't in church that
Speaker 1: I met her. You know, was at a church function.
Speaker 1: It was like a singles barbecue and yeah, it was
Speaker 1: like a nice day. And I've been going to this
Speaker 1: thing four years, for four years. Wow, And were you
Speaker 1: standing with your church buddies and you saw her walking,
Speaker 1: You're like, dude, that chick man. Oh, she looks like
Speaker 1: she could pray for hours. I would pray for No. No,
Speaker 1: we were standing there and you know, I was with
Speaker 1: my boys and they saw her first and they started talking,
Speaker 1: almost cat calling. Or at a church event, listen, like
Speaker 1: you have no idea. There's a lot of pent up
Speaker 1: something going on with these guys at a church event
Speaker 1: when a pretty girl walks into one of these barbecues.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you can go a year or
Speaker 1: more without seeing anything and then finally, like a pretty
Speaker 1: girl walks in, and it's like everybody gets like who
Speaker 1: they start with? I mean, all right, so like these
Speaker 1: church singles barbecues are a lot like a construction site
Speaker 1: or prison. I mean, yeah, unfortunately embarrassingly, Yeah, I haven't
Speaker 1: seen a pretty woman in ages. Yeah. So, Keith, were
Speaker 1: you able to restrain yourself and actually be a gentleman
Speaker 1: when you talk to her? Yes? I was. The guys
Speaker 1: around me swarmed her, like can I get you a
Speaker 1: plate of food? You know you want to go for
Speaker 1: a walk in? And I was like, okay, well, I
Speaker 1: guess I'm gonna hold off. I'm gonna play it cool,
Speaker 1: because sometimes you know, if you play it cool, then
Speaker 1: maybe they'll get interested in you, Like, why isn't he
Speaker 1: talking to me? Well, obviously you're the expert scene that
Speaker 1: you've gone to the singles event for four years. Your
Speaker 1: game is not working very well, Keith. That is what
Speaker 1: I'm trying to say. He might be right, You might
Speaker 1: be right. All right, So how did you guys actually
Speaker 1: start talking? Then well, into the evening they start to
Speaker 1: do games. They'll do like these little sort of fair games,
Speaker 1: you know, and amazingly out of the luck of well,
Speaker 1: maybe it's God's plan. I don't know. She was paired
Speaker 1: up with me. Oh, divine power at its best. That's right,
Speaker 1: that's right, let's hope. But so she and I ended
Speaker 1: up playing this egg toss game where you stand close
Speaker 1: to each other, like five feet away, and you throw
Speaker 1: an egg and catch it, and you keep going a
Speaker 1: little further and a little further, and eventually you get
Speaker 1: like twenty fifteen. We were probably fifteen feet away from
Speaker 1: each other, and she throws the egg, but she threw
Speaker 1: it too hard. When it hit me in the mouth,
Speaker 1: I did fall down on the ground and I started
Speaker 1: coughing and trying. It was hard to breathe for a minute.
Speaker 1: And this sounds dramatic, I gotta tell you it was embarrassing.
Speaker 1: But what was nice about it? I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 1: She ran right over to me, and she was standing
Speaker 1: over me, and she was very apologetic and very sweet,
Speaker 1: and she said to me, what can I do to
Speaker 1: make this better? And this is where I got brave.
Speaker 1: Oh nice? I said, what if you go out to
Speaker 1: dinner with me on Friday night? Seize the opportunity? What
Speaker 1: she say? Did she think that was cute? Well? She
Speaker 1: laughed and she said yes, all right, okay, So did
Speaker 1: you guys actually make it to dinner? Were you so
Speaker 1: injured from the egg thing you never actually went out? No? No,
Speaker 1: I recovered quickly, and uh we we made it out
Speaker 1: to dinner. We went to Olive Garden. Oh well, what
Speaker 1: was the Olive Garden like for you two love birds?
Speaker 1: Olive Garden was a different world. And I'm in a
Speaker 1: good way, no laughing back there, but it wasn't a
Speaker 1: good thing. It was like we had been set up
Speaker 1: at the barbecue and it was like we had all
Speaker 1: these games to play. They stay to each other, and
Speaker 1: then we get to Olive Garden and it's like it
Speaker 1: just got so real. Like I didn't know what to
Speaker 1: say to her. Yeah, yeah, that's usually when I take
Speaker 1: one of those breadsticks and just put it in my mouth.
Speaker 1: And look at the person across the table from me.
Speaker 1: Just make no, no, no no. I I just I
Speaker 1: was feeling so nervous and I only ordered a salad,
Speaker 1: and I felt like, okay, well, I'm just gonna try
Speaker 1: to eat light. And uh, she ordered like a full
Speaker 1: meal like breadsticks, chicken parmesan and like on the side
Speaker 1: of shrimp scamp I'm gonna tell you right now, I
Speaker 1: think you went wrong ordering only a salade. No woman
Speaker 1: wants to go out with a guy who's just eating
Speaker 1: a salad. Well, she like scarfs down. I mean, good
Speaker 1: on her, But what did you do while she was eating?
Speaker 1: Just looked at her? You know what I did? I
Speaker 1: just I took my time eat my salad one bite
Speaker 1: at a time, and I just kind of tried to
Speaker 1: wipe my mouth after each bite, just spread out the
Speaker 1: salad for an entire three hour meal one salad. Well, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: I wish it had lasted three hours. It was. It
Speaker 1: was only about probably twenty eight minutes total. I think
Speaker 1: I timed it, which I should probably Well, it was
Speaker 1: it was twenty eight minutes. And what she did was
Speaker 1: she got up at the end and she said, thank
Speaker 1: you very much for dinner and she shook my hand
Speaker 1: and I tried to pull her in for a but
Speaker 1: she's you know, a kiss, but she pulled away and
Speaker 1: turned away and left. Wow did she seem angry about something? Now?
Speaker 1: You know, she was really polite, but she just went
Speaker 1: ahead and walked out and left. Not mean, but just
Speaker 1: not nice either, you know. I mean, it doesn't sound
Speaker 1: like you guys had the best chemistry a man. I
Speaker 1: tell you it was not the chemistry that we had
Speaker 1: when I had an egg in my throat. But maybe
Speaker 1: that's the problem. Maybe we can score you a second
Speaker 1: date and then on that date you just keep an
Speaker 1: egg in your mouth the whole time. We'll play a
Speaker 1: song come back caller and get your second date update. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, yeah yeah, hang on looking jubil in the morning.
Speaker 1: Second date update. Not to put too much pressure into
Speaker 1: the second part of today's second date update, but this
Speaker 1: is the moment where we find out if God really exists,
Speaker 1: no pressure at all. If you missed the first part
Speaker 1: of today's second at update. Keith is on the phone
Speaker 1: and he wants to call a girl named Amy who
Speaker 1: he met at a church function and then they ended
Speaker 1: up going out to all of garden. The date ended
Speaker 1: with her kind of getting up and saying okay, well,
Speaker 1: thank you very much for the time, shake his hand,
Speaker 1: and then walking off. He said that she wasn't exactly mad,
Speaker 1: but she also didn't seem very happy. So we're gonna
Speaker 1: try to get her on the phone and find out
Speaker 1: what went wrong. Keith, Yeah, are you ready to see
Speaker 1: if God in fact does exist and you guys will
Speaker 1: go out on a second day. I'm ready to call her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I will say, Keith, your day only lasted twenty eight minutes,
Speaker 1: and I don't think that that's fair of her. I
Speaker 1: think she should have given you more of a chance.
Speaker 1: Obviously you were nervous. Doesn't sound like you drink alcohol,
Speaker 1: which is always my go to to make myself more relaxed.
Speaker 1: So I'm hoping that you get another chance at this.
Speaker 1: Thank you for saying that. I don't know why it
Speaker 1: ended so early. I hopefully she'll tell us. Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: dollar phone of her right now and see we can
Speaker 1: get her on the phone. Okay, thank you and God
Speaker 1: bless all. Right here we are Hello, gonna speak to Amy. Please.
Speaker 1: This is Amy, Amy, How are you? This is Jewel
Speaker 1: from Brooklyn, Jewell in the Morning. Who is it Jebil
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewble in the Morning. Um, I don't
Speaker 1: know who that is. Well, Jebil would be me and
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeble in the Morning is a radio show,
Speaker 1: and Brooke would be the Brook part of that whole thing.
Speaker 1: Amy and Jose would be that dude you here right there.
Speaker 1: So what is going on here? It's a radio show.
Speaker 1: And one of our listeners emailed us to see if
Speaker 1: we could get a hold of you. Who. Well, his
Speaker 1: name is Keith Keats. Yeah, Keith, Keith from the Church thing. Yes,
Speaker 1: Keith from the church Thing, the guy that you met
Speaker 1: at like a singles barbecue and then you went with
Speaker 1: him to the og. The og is the Olive Garden.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're not hip enough with the Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just confused as to why you guys are calling.
Speaker 1: We do a segment on our show. It's called the
Speaker 1: second Date Update. So Keith is wondering why you kind
Speaker 1: of left your date early and then haven't been responding
Speaker 1: to his text messages or calls. Is this for real? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's real. He really liked you. He said he had
Speaker 1: a good time. He said a lot of nice things
Speaker 1: about you. But he's confused why you don't want to
Speaker 1: see him again. I'm confused as to why he would
Speaker 1: even call me back. But really, yeah, he said, like,
Speaker 1: you were awesome and gorgeous, and you guys had fun
Speaker 1: at the barbecue. Well I felt really bad because he
Speaker 1: played some like games. One of them was an egg
Speaker 1: toss and I threw it kind of hard. Maybe I
Speaker 1: wanted to get out of there. I don't know, but
Speaker 1: it kind of went in his mouth and it got
Speaker 1: stuck there. And then yeah, he told us about the
Speaker 1: whole egg fiasco. But then he says, after that he
Speaker 1: asked you out. You said yes, and he thought you
Speaker 1: were having a good time at the Olive Garden until
Speaker 1: you took off. Well, we were having a decent time.
Speaker 1: I mean, he was a nice enough guy. He was.
Speaker 1: It's just at you know, I ordered a you know,
Speaker 1: a bunch of stuff and he told me order whatever
Speaker 1: I want. But he only ordered a salad and so
Speaker 1: I said, um, well, how come you're not eating more?
Speaker 1: And he said that he couldn't really afford it, but
Speaker 1: he'll pay it back. And he was borrowing against the
Speaker 1: collection plate. Wait what, you can't borrow money from the
Speaker 1: hes it out of the collection plate. Listen. I don't
Speaker 1: know how he does it, you know. All I know
Speaker 1: is he said he pays it back. So I just
Speaker 1: was out of there. I just I just I had
Speaker 1: to go, Yeah, you're like guilty by association if you're
Speaker 1: eating a big meal at the olive guarden on the
Speaker 1: church's tab, right, not even on the church's tab, like
Speaker 1: on people who's donating their money to the church's I
Speaker 1: felt so guilty. I just had to get up and
Speaker 1: shake his hand and go, you know, like I thank you,
Speaker 1: but no thank you. You know, oh yeah, I had
Speaker 1: no idea that you could use that as a loan too.
Speaker 1: I gotta start going to church again. I mean, what's
Speaker 1: crazy to me? Is it? He he told you this
Speaker 1: without thinking anything was wrong about it? Is what? It
Speaker 1: sounds like that that's the whole thing is he didn't
Speaker 1: think there was anything wrong with it, and that his
Speaker 1: whole thing was that he was going to pay it back.
Speaker 1: So that makes it okay, Like I don't think, Wow,
Speaker 1: all right, So guys, can I just say, hey, it's me,
Speaker 1: it's Keith. Can I say something? Yeah, you can, Keith.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to wait. But I'll just tell Amy right now, Amy,
Speaker 1: Keith is on the other line listening. I wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. What is going on? Keith really wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. So he was waiting until his moment,
Speaker 1: and I guess he found his moment there is Amy, Listen,
Speaker 1: you're getting it all wrong. Look, I just borrow money
Speaker 1: from the collection plate and I pay it back on Sundays.
Speaker 1: That's not okay, though, Like I don't understand that. No, Amy,
Speaker 1: it is okay. Like I do it all the time.
Speaker 1: I do it, like literally every weekend, and there's oh
Speaker 1: my god, guys, I don't know why everyone is freaking
Speaker 1: out about this. I pay it back. It's not like
Speaker 1: I'm feeling from God. I just the money back hard herd. Yes,
Speaker 1: how do you even do it? What do you? I mean,
Speaker 1: are you just when it comes to you you're just
Speaker 1: taking the money? And no, I mean I work behind
Speaker 1: the scenes and I take the collection plates back and
Speaker 1: and I you know, look every time I replace the
Speaker 1: money every Sunday that I took from the week before,
Speaker 1: I replaced the money. So I guess it's not really
Speaker 1: stealing if you're not stealing. I don't understand Okay, you're
Speaker 1: making me sound like a bad person here. I'm not
Speaker 1: a bad person. I mean I go to church. I
Speaker 1: don't think that's qualifier. Amy. Father doesn't know, but I
Speaker 1: think he has an idea and he's okay with it.
Speaker 1: He didn't tell you it's okay. It's stealing, it's not borrowing, Amy, Amy.
Speaker 1: You are judging me right now, and I'm praying hard
Speaker 1: for you. You are judging. Don't try from me for
Speaker 1: it for yourself. Oh if you're a criminal. On that note,
Speaker 1: I'm praying for both of you to go out again
Speaker 1: on another day, Amy, would you like to go out
Speaker 1: with Keith one more time? I guess the Lord will
Speaker 1: pay for it, But if not, then will pay for it? Well,
Speaker 1: they have to, because otherwise he's gonna have to go
Speaker 1: on the collection plate and keep it again. I can
Speaker 1: just pay it back. No, do you have to stop
Speaker 1: this practice? Like right now? Okay? It is not okay.
Speaker 1: There's nothing about it that it's okay. Amy, Do you
Speaker 1: want to go out again? Not really, Keith. This whole
Speaker 1: thing is just left a bad taste in my mouth. No,
Speaker 1: I'm good. Well that's disappointing, you know, And if I
Speaker 1: do see you at church days or another church function.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I'll come up and talk to you. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm whoa. You're a wild card, Keith. That is
Speaker 1: some strong action. You are an outlaw. No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not an outlaw. I'm a man of God and
Speaker 1: I'm also human and I deal with emotions like everybody else.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm sorry you didn't get a second date, Keith.
Speaker 1: Thanks for trying. Jewel, Yea and Amy, thank you very
Speaker 1: much for being honest with us. I appreciate that. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just glad it came out because it's wrong, whole
Speaker 1: thing wrong. It is wrong, Keith. It is wrong to
Speaker 1: do that. Also, can I go to church with you?
Speaker 1: And Jewel in the morning? Text in at seven eight,
Speaker 1: five to nine two that says I didn't know you
Speaker 1: could do that at church. I might start going now,
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jewel in the morning talking about today's second
Speaker 1: date update if you missed it, this dude Keith met
Speaker 1: this girl named Amy at church and then they went
Speaker 1: out on a date. And she wasn't calling back when
Speaker 1: we got her on the phone to find out why.
Speaker 1: During the date, he told her how he was paying
Speaker 1: for everything because on Sundays he'll take money from the
Speaker 1: collection plate and then he'll always replace it with the
Speaker 1: same amount the next Sunday, so he doesn't consider it stealing,
Speaker 1: but it still rubbed her the wrong way that he's
Speaker 1: taking money from the church. Basically, yeah, the church doesn't
Speaker 1: even know about it. It's like borrowing your buddy's car
Speaker 1: without telling them and then not returning it for a week.
Speaker 1: Like that's still grant thep datto basically, And I like
Speaker 1: how he's like, well, I pay it back every week,
Speaker 1: but did you never like add to it. They're always minus,
Speaker 1: so then you make them even and then you take
Speaker 1: it again like you're yeah, exactly tributing. You're right, they're
Speaker 1: always down the same amount. Whatever he's taking, and he's
Speaker 1: using the money to date, which is also just feels
Speaker 1: rang right like if because you see the money to
Speaker 1: go like buy some needy children's school supplies. Maybe No,
Speaker 1: he's using it to take girls out to the olive garden.
Speaker 1: And unfortunately he's not getting another date because she didn't
Speaker 1: want to go out with him again after she heard
Speaker 1: that he steals from the church. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: It's weird. Judge. You think you think she's been a
Speaker 1: little judge, Yeah, I do. Remember remember if you want
Speaker 1: to do a second day up date, all you have
Speaker 1: to do is email the show and we will call
Speaker 1: the person who didn't call you back