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Speaker 1: Brooking jubil in the morning. Second date Update. What happens

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Speaker 1: when a beautiful single woman shows up to a church

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Speaker 1: event full of twenty something dudes. Oh gosh, well, they

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Speaker 1: probably all have to start praying because they're thinking all

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Speaker 1: sorts of bad. And I wonder if that's what happened

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Speaker 1: to Keith, who's on the phone today to do a

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Speaker 1: second date update. He says he met the girl that

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Speaker 1: he wants to call at a church function. And Keith,

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Speaker 1: when you saw her walk in, what impure thoughts were

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Speaker 1: you thinking? What were they? Guys? I'm embarrassed, guys, I

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Speaker 1: don't really want to tell you that. So that's like

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Speaker 1: someone used the hidden book in a strategic place when

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Speaker 1: he stood up. No, it's actually wasn't in church that

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Speaker 1: I met her. You know, was at a church function.

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Speaker 1: It was like a singles barbecue and yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: like a nice day. And I've been going to this

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Speaker 1: thing four years, for four years. Wow, And were you

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Speaker 1: standing with your church buddies and you saw her walking,

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Speaker 1: You're like, dude, that chick man. Oh, she looks like

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Speaker 1: she could pray for hours. I would pray for No. No,

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Speaker 1: we were standing there and you know, I was with

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Speaker 1: my boys and they saw her first and they started talking,

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Speaker 1: almost cat calling. Or at a church event, listen, like

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Speaker 1: you have no idea. There's a lot of pent up

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Speaker 1: something going on with these guys at a church event

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Speaker 1: when a pretty girl walks into one of these barbecues.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you can go a year or

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Speaker 1: more without seeing anything and then finally, like a pretty

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Speaker 1: they start with? I mean, all right, so like these

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Speaker 1: church singles barbecues are a lot like a construction site

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Speaker 1: or prison. I mean, yeah, unfortunately embarrassingly, Yeah, I haven't

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Speaker 1: seen a pretty woman in ages. Yeah. So, Keith, were

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Speaker 1: you able to restrain yourself and actually be a gentleman

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Speaker 1: when you talk to her? Yes? I was. The guys

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Speaker 1: plate of food? You know you want to go for

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Speaker 1: a walk in? And I was like, okay, well, I

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Speaker 1: guess I'm gonna hold off. I'm gonna play it cool,

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Speaker 1: because sometimes you know, if you play it cool, then

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Speaker 1: maybe they'll get interested in you, Like, why isn't he

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Speaker 1: talking to me? Well, obviously you're the expert scene that

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Speaker 1: you've gone to the singles event for four years. Your

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Speaker 1: game is not working very well, Keith. That is what

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to say. He might be right, You might

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Speaker 1: be right. All right, So how did you guys actually

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Speaker 1: start talking? Then well, into the evening they start to

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Speaker 1: do games. They'll do like these little sort of fair games,

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Speaker 1: you know, and amazingly out of the luck of well,

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Speaker 1: maybe it's God's plan. I don't know. She was paired

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Speaker 1: up with me. Oh, divine power at its best. That's right,

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Speaker 1: that's right, let's hope. But so she and I ended

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Speaker 1: up playing this egg toss game where you stand close

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Speaker 1: to each other, like five feet away, and you throw

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Speaker 1: like twenty fifteen. We were probably fifteen feet away from

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Speaker 1: each other, and she throws the egg, but she threw

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Speaker 1: And this sounds dramatic, I gotta tell you it was embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: But what was nice about it? I'm gonna tell you.

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Speaker 1: She ran right over to me, and she was standing

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Speaker 1: over me, and she was very apologetic and very sweet,

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Speaker 1: and she said to me, what can I do to

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Speaker 1: make this better? And this is where I got brave.

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Speaker 1: Oh nice? I said, what if you go out to

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Speaker 1: she say? Did she think that was cute? Well? She

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Speaker 1: injured from the egg thing you never actually went out? No? No,

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Speaker 1: I recovered quickly, and uh we we made it out

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Speaker 1: to dinner. We went to Olive Garden. Oh well, what

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Speaker 1: Olive Garden was a different world. And I'm in a

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Speaker 1: a salad. Well, she like scarfs down. I mean, good

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Speaker 1: Just looked at her? You know what I did? I

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Speaker 1: salad for an entire three hour meal one salad. Well, unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: I wish it had lasted three hours. It was. It

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Speaker 1: you very much for dinner and she shook my hand

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Speaker 1: turned away and left. Wow did she seem angry about something? Now?

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Speaker 1: You know, she was really polite, but she just went

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Speaker 1: not nice either, you know. I mean, it doesn't sound

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Speaker 1: like you guys had the best chemistry a man. I

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Speaker 1: tell you it was not the chemistry that we had

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Speaker 1: when I had an egg in my throat. But maybe

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Speaker 1: that's the problem. Maybe we can score you a second

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Speaker 1: date and then on that date you just keep an

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Speaker 1: song come back caller and get your second date update. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you, yeah yeah, hang on looking jubil in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Second date update. Not to put too much pressure into

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Speaker 1: the second part of today's second date update, but this

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Speaker 1: is the moment where we find out if God really exists,

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Speaker 1: no pressure at all. If you missed the first part

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Speaker 1: of today's second at update. Keith is on the phone

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Speaker 1: and he wants to call a girl named Amy who

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Speaker 1: he met at a church function and then they ended

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Speaker 1: up going out to all of garden. The date ended

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Speaker 1: with her kind of getting up and saying okay, well,

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Speaker 1: and then walking off. He said that she wasn't exactly mad,

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Speaker 1: try to get her on the phone and find out

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Speaker 1: what went wrong. Keith, Yeah, are you ready to see

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Speaker 1: go out on a second day. I'm ready to call her. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I will say, Keith, your day only lasted twenty eight minutes,

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Speaker 1: and I don't think that that's fair of her. I

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Speaker 1: Obviously you were nervous. Doesn't sound like you drink alcohol,

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Speaker 1: which is always my go to to make myself more relaxed.

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Speaker 1: So I'm hoping that you get another chance at this.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for saying that. I don't know why it

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Speaker 1: ended so early. I hopefully she'll tell us. Okay, I'll

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Speaker 1: bless all. Right here we are Hello, gonna speak to Amy. Please.

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Speaker 1: This is Amy, Amy, How are you? This is Jewel

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Speaker 1: from Brooklyn, Jewell in the Morning. Who is it Jebil

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewble in the Morning. Um, I don't

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeble in the Morning is a radio show,

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Speaker 1: and Brooke would be the Brook part of that whole thing.

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Speaker 1: Amy and Jose would be that dude you here right there.

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Speaker 1: So what is going on here? It's a radio show.

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Speaker 1: And one of our listeners emailed us to see if

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Speaker 1: we could get a hold of you. Who. Well, his

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Speaker 1: name is Keith Keats. Yeah, Keith, Keith from the Church thing. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Keith from the church Thing, the guy that you met

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Speaker 1: at like a singles barbecue and then you went with

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Speaker 1: him to the og. The og is the Olive Garden.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you're not hip enough with the Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm just confused as to why you guys are calling.

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Speaker 1: We do a segment on our show. It's called the

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Speaker 1: second Date Update. So Keith is wondering why you kind

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Speaker 1: to his text messages or calls. Is this for real? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: at the barbecue. Well I felt really bad because he

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Speaker 1: whole egg fiasco. But then he says, after that he

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Speaker 1: I mean, he was a nice enough guy. He was.

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Speaker 1: It's just at you know, I ordered a you know,

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Speaker 1: I said, um, well, how come you're not eating more?

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Speaker 1: And he said that he couldn't really afford it, but

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Speaker 1: he'll pay it back. And he was borrowing against the

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Speaker 1: collection plate. Wait what, you can't borrow money from the

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Speaker 1: hes it out of the collection plate. Listen. I don't

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Speaker 1: know how he does it, you know. All I know

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Speaker 1: is he said he pays it back. So I just

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Speaker 1: to go, Yeah, you're like guilty by association if you're

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Speaker 1: eating a big meal at the olive guarden on the

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Speaker 1: but no thank you. You know, oh yeah, I had

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Speaker 1: no idea that you could use that as a loan too.

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Speaker 1: I gotta start going to church again. I mean, what's

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Speaker 1: crazy to me? Is it? He he told you this

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Speaker 1: sounds like that that's the whole thing is he didn't

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Speaker 1: So that makes it okay, Like I don't think, Wow,

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Speaker 1: all right, So guys, can I just say, hey, it's me,

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Speaker 1: it's Keith. Can I say something? Yeah, you can, Keith.

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Speaker 1: You're supposed to wait. But I'll just tell Amy right now, Amy,

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Speaker 1: and I guess he found his moment there is Amy, Listen,

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Speaker 1: from the collection plate and I pay it back on Sundays.

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Speaker 1: That's not okay, though, Like I don't understand that. No, Amy,

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Speaker 1: my god, guys, I don't know why everyone is freaking

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling from God. I just the money back hard herd. Yes,

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Speaker 1: how do you even do it? What do you? I mean,

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Speaker 1: I replaced the money. So I guess it's not really

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Speaker 1: He didn't tell you it's okay. It's stealing, it's not borrowing, Amy, Amy.

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Speaker 1: You are judging me right now, and I'm praying hard

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Speaker 1: for you. You are judging. Don't try from me for

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Speaker 1: I'm praying for both of you to go out again

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Speaker 1: on another day, Amy, would you like to go out

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Speaker 1: pay for it, But if not, then will pay for it? Well,

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Speaker 1: they have to, because otherwise he's gonna have to go

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Speaker 1: this practice? Like right now? Okay? It is not okay.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing about it that it's okay. Amy, Do you

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Speaker 1: want to go out again? Not really, Keith. This whole

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Speaker 1: I'm good. Well that's disappointing, you know, And if I

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: I'll come up and talk to you. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'm whoa. You're a wild card, Keith. That is

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Speaker 1: some strong action. You are an outlaw. No, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm not an outlaw. I'm a man of God and

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Speaker 1: I'm also human and I deal with emotions like everybody else.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm sorry you didn't get a second date, Keith.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for trying. Jewel, Yea and Amy, thank you very

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Speaker 1: I'm just glad it came out because it's wrong, whole

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Speaker 1: And Jewel in the morning? Text in at seven eight,

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jewel in the morning talking about today's second

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Speaker 1: date update if you missed it, this dude Keith met

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Speaker 1: During the date, he told her how he was paying

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Speaker 1: Like that's still grant thep datto basically, And I like

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Speaker 1: but did you never like add to it. They're always minus,

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Speaker 1: go like buy some needy children's school supplies. Maybe No,

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Speaker 1: he's using it to take girls out to the olive garden.

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Speaker 1: And unfortunately he's not getting another date because she didn't

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Speaker 1: It's weird. Judge. You think you think she's been a

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Speaker 1: little judge, Yeah, I do. Remember remember if you want

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