Speaker 1: It's nine O Gene Engine with Jenny Garth and Tory spelling.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Amy, our girl is on Dancing with
Speaker 1: the Stars. She's busy practicing to be here with us today.
Speaker 2: It's like, probably so much work, do you remember?
Speaker 1: Like it just nonstar No, no, no. I fully get
Speaker 1: why she can't be here because it is consuming when
Speaker 1: you go on live TV and you have to remember
Speaker 1: dance steps and remember to smile and have a personality like,
Speaker 1: it's so much work. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think people don't know it when they get into it.
Speaker 1: Especially if you're not a dancer, and Tory has no
Speaker 1: dance background none.
Speaker 2: Right, somebody could be like, do a double tap here,
Speaker 2: and you'd be like, well, it's a double tap.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just made that up, shauset Shonte.
Speaker 1: I don't know. No, But yes, sadly Tour can't be
Speaker 1: with us today. But I'm sure you all understand she's very,
Speaker 1: very busy dance. Give her votes, ye vote for her
Speaker 1: on half on behalf of o MG podcast.
Speaker 2: But we're going to give you like trauma when you
Speaker 2: watch it.
Speaker 1: But you're like, oh god, I sit on the edge
Speaker 1: of my seat and literally I feel like I watched
Speaker 1: it on Monday or Tuesday or whenever it was, and
Speaker 1: I felt like I was gonna die. Like I was
Speaker 1: like hives.
Speaker 2: Oh, I haven't watched it in many years. Me either,
Speaker 2: like fully like, I'll watch clips, but this is the
Speaker 2: first time in years. It's pretty good show. But I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't watch it all. I only watched it until
Speaker 1: she danced, and then I was like, turn this off.
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm I'm climped over here. I heard podcasts
Speaker 1: listen on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2: Did you watch Golden Bachelorette?
Speaker 1: Was that on?
Speaker 2: I missed? You're gonna like it? I actually watching it
Speaker 2: last night and I cried, Oh, I forgot And I
Speaker 2: was texting friends, going, if she breaks these people's heart,
Speaker 2: I can't take it.
Speaker 1: I can't because the all the Bachelor, the little gut
Speaker 1: the guys or.
Speaker 2: Guys are so sweet and they like totally like her,
Speaker 2: and they're so like it's just so different. There's something
Speaker 2: different about them than the younger guys, and I'm just like,
Speaker 2: I cannot deal with it if they don't get roses.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god, I have to watch it after this.
Speaker 1: I'm going and sitting on my car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll like it. Yeah, wait, what's her name?
Speaker 1: Joan?
Speaker 3: Joan?
Speaker 2: And she's sweet and the guys are it's like really good.
Speaker 1: I'm there because I don't watch any more of the
Speaker 1: regular I'm bored by it. Sorry, I'm in and out
Speaker 1: on that one.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, it's like, well.
Speaker 1: For the first I don't even know how many years
Speaker 1: it's been on, but for the all of the years
Speaker 1: until two years ago, I never watched a single episode,
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you anything. And then it became a
Speaker 1: later like yeah it was a later grammar, no later,
Speaker 1: I got you in m This is the sad part.
Speaker 1: I don't even weird.
Speaker 2: I wonder what made you get into it from some
Speaker 2: random sheer boredom.
Speaker 1: Nighttime?
Speaker 2: No very good because they have better conversations. That's the
Speaker 2: thing I like about it is there actually like talking
Speaker 2: about stuff rather than like do you feel connection?
Speaker 1: I think we like each other. Okay, let's like.
Speaker 2: It's so, let's make out. It's yeah, where these people
Speaker 2: were actually talking about stuff and one guy cooked for
Speaker 2: her and they were playing games and pickleball and I
Speaker 2: have to say bean bag toss because I hate it
Speaker 2: with corn hole.
Speaker 3: You.
Speaker 1: I hate the word corn old too. That's not the
Speaker 1: name of a game, right, that's like a very gross word.
Speaker 2: But they were like just cool. And one guy made
Speaker 2: her tea and dessert and like they were in the
Speaker 2: kitchen and like.
Speaker 1: It was just way all this happened on the first episode. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 2: We got like one kiss.
Speaker 1: It wasn't.
Speaker 2: It's very much more about like the connections and the
Speaker 2: talking and like the cuteness than just like weird make out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like competition, I.
Speaker 2: Don't have a front runner yet, I really don't. It's
Speaker 2: sort of a game.
Speaker 1: Take your time, so each one's game right now.
Speaker 2: They cried, Almost every guy cried they got messages from home.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're gonna love it. You know when you
Speaker 1: get when you get older, it starts at like fifty,
Speaker 1: but when you get older, you start to be more
Speaker 1: sentimental about everything, and everything has so much more meaning.
Speaker 2: And then that Phil Collins song take Me Home, which
Speaker 2: is so our era. I know, like young people are
Speaker 2: probably like, what is this say me Home? I was like,
Speaker 2: I am so a mess from the song, doesn't he say?
Speaker 1: Because I don't remember?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not nice. That song was so much Well,
Speaker 2: when you see it, you'll know because the song really
Speaker 2: hit and I hit differently. Oh messed right now, Like oh, anyway,
Speaker 2: nineties we went to nineties.
Speaker 1: It's go oh my god, tell you really quickly. We
Speaker 1: went to nineties quickly. Tour wasn't able to be there. Uh,
Speaker 1: things changed in her schedule.
Speaker 2: So was you Jason.
Speaker 1: No, Jason was working in Canada, Ian Ian, Brian, gab
Speaker 1: and me. Just the four were cute.
Speaker 2: Oh that's it grew.
Speaker 1: It was cute and fun and I loved it. But
Speaker 1: it did feel like you were missing. We were missing
Speaker 1: a lot of elements, you know now. Now it was
Speaker 1: three people all of a sudden that we were missing,
Speaker 1: and it was just like, yeah, doesn't feel quite right.
Speaker 1: So but there were a lot of ladies loving you. No,
Speaker 1: all I hear about is I love Amy? Tell Amy, Hi,
Speaker 1: tell her, I love her.
Speaker 2: Oh that is so nice.
Speaker 1: That makes my whole day, just say, you know, because
Speaker 1: sometimes not so much on the internet. Well don't know that.
Speaker 2: Wait, so was it enjoyable? You know what?
Speaker 1: For me? I love it. I love it. I love it.
Speaker 1: I think anybody will probably say this, or any of
Speaker 1: the talent or whatever that's there. It's so nice to
Speaker 1: connect with the fans like that, and it fills your
Speaker 1: heart with love and it gives you purpose because you
Speaker 1: are making people happy and that justifies everything.
Speaker 2: Then, yeah, did you see the Melrose Place girls?
Speaker 1: They were there sell late. I saw the ladies. I
Speaker 1: thought that was pretty cool, all the late Josie Bissett
Speaker 1: was there, also Laura and Day and Heather was there.
Speaker 1: Heather was there and Grant, Grant's only guy. I think
Speaker 1: he looks good.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I do.
Speaker 1: He looks real good. I think he does.
Speaker 2: Somebody from iHeart. We had a couple of people there
Speaker 2: and they said the hotel lobby is the best thing
Speaker 2: you could ever experience though, because like you're in the
Speaker 2: hotel lobby and you just see everybody coming and going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true, because that's the only way you can
Speaker 1: get to your room. You gotta go to that lobby.
Speaker 1: I'm like, is there a backstaircase? Because I don't like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm a little like shy. I'm shy and
Speaker 1: I don't like a lot of people, and I get
Speaker 1: real quiet around a lot of famous people. That's the
Speaker 1: weirdest part. That's so weird, and so I do everything
Speaker 1: I can to avoid it. But one night. I did
Speaker 1: sit down there with Gab, and this is the funniest thing.
Speaker 1: I didn't notice anybody else that was around, but I
Speaker 1: did feel the ears of people that weren't part of
Speaker 1: the convention, that had figured out a total to the
Speaker 1: lobby and you'll see all they be better than the convention,
Speaker 1: I would think. So you'll be talking and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, the people that were talking behind you, you're
Speaker 1: notice that it's completely silent because I want to hear,
Speaker 1: and they're listening to the things that you're saying. So
Speaker 1: it's like, oh God, I gotta get out of here.
Speaker 1: But but Gab was like, you know what, I'm We
Speaker 1: decided we were tired. Let's just order. She she was like,
Speaker 1: I found a PF Chains down the street. I'm going
Speaker 1: to order for them. What do you want? Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, you're going to do the ordering? Okay?
Speaker 1: So I told her what I wanted and she sat
Speaker 1: there for no shit one hour wait trying to put
Speaker 1: the order in on her phone. She couldn't.
Speaker 2: She doesn't know how to use online ordering.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if it was that compiled with
Speaker 1: like I'm not sure what the problem was, but she
Speaker 1: was hilarious.
Speaker 2: Why don't she just call?
Speaker 1: She ultimately did call because they messed up and then
Speaker 1: they canceled the order.
Speaker 2: Oh whoa.
Speaker 1: And then she was on the phone with them, and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden they were as sending desserts and
Speaker 1: things because it was not a happy camper. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I was making fun of her the whole time, because
Speaker 1: we did. We waited two hours for our dinner. By
Speaker 1: the time it got there, I had gone up to
Speaker 1: my room, taken a bath, and come back, gotten into
Speaker 1: my robe and just said, why don't you guys come
Speaker 1: up to my room and I'll eat here.
Speaker 2: Wait.
Speaker 1: I kind of love that though. Oh Yeahriel hand delivered
Speaker 1: the food to my.
Speaker 2: I wish they would do it somewhere like in California.
Speaker 2: It's so like it would be fun to not have
Speaker 2: to travel for it.
Speaker 1: She was funny. She's like, yeah, I don't usually do
Speaker 1: the ordering. I really tried hard.
Speaker 2: Where were you, Florida?
Speaker 1: Oh god, we were in Daytona. Oh wow, wow wow. Yeah. No, no,
Speaker 1: you know, I met quite a number of nice people
Speaker 1: that live there, and they love their lives, but I
Speaker 1: don't think I could live.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people love Florida. I don't know that I would
Speaker 2: love Florida. I've never been to Florida. I've never been
Speaker 2: past Arizona. No, I've been in New Mexico.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you can't. You can't drive to Flora. I
Speaker 1: went to New York once. I did fly. You flew
Speaker 1: to New York.
Speaker 2: Yeah. With Ryan Seacrest, I was a little more brave
Speaker 2: back in my twenties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense, not super brave, though. I didn't
Speaker 1: like it. Do you think you'll ever fly again? Amy?
Speaker 2: Maybe when I'm like eighty and I've just like gone, like,
Speaker 2: I don't have anything to be scared of.
Speaker 1: Now, what if? Okay, what if one of your nieces
Speaker 1: who you love so much was to get married on
Speaker 1: the East Coast? What would happen? A train?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just for Ryan Seacrest. I held
Speaker 2: his hand for five hours on that flight.
Speaker 1: Five hours. He probably was like I do remember him
Speaker 1: afterwards saying, you don't have to travel, Aney, please don't
Speaker 1: travel like me ever again. Oh my god. Should we
Speaker 1: talk about that episode?
Speaker 2: Yes, let's talk about the gambling, so I know we're
Speaker 2: going to get into it all. I was very torn
Speaker 2: because I sort of thought the gambling was a little
Speaker 2: bit ridiculous because it was like, you know, that's not
Speaker 2: real gambling, like the fact that they pretended you could
Speaker 2: use real money. I don't think you can do that.
Speaker 1: I think, but it was a fundraiser, so you probably
Speaker 1: could use real money, but it wasn't like you were
Speaker 1: going to get it back.
Speaker 2: Correct, that's right, Like you buy in probably because this
Speaker 2: is like a fundraiser in California. You're not allowed to
Speaker 2: do that in California. So gambling like that, Yeah, you
Speaker 2: get like chips, you can, you can have mock casinos,
Speaker 2: but you'd like, I think you then take your chips
Speaker 2: and buy like a Teddy Bear, do you know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, oh yeah, they did say like you could go
Speaker 1: get your Casher chips in for prizes.
Speaker 2: Right, And he was so obsessed. That was weird.
Speaker 1: We have a lot to talk about.
Speaker 2: But at the same time, I was like enjoyable callback
Speaker 2: in that, Like if he truly was sort of a
Speaker 2: gambling addict lack of a better word, he.
Speaker 1: Still would be.
Speaker 2: So I was like, Okay, I'm actually sort of okay
Speaker 2: with this that they brought it back. It was just
Speaker 2: so over the top for me, Like he was so
Speaker 2: crazy at a fundraiser. I'm like, this isn't Vegas, dude,
Speaker 2: Like this isn't real money.
Speaker 1: We are gonna break it down.
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Speaker 1: We're back. We are talking about season six, episode fourteenth,
Speaker 1: Fortune Its Son air December thirteenth, nineteen ninety five. Amy,
Speaker 1: you want to read this anopsens.
Speaker 2: Brandon rolls the dice and almost loses his girlfriend. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: Valerie puts her money where her mouth is when it
Speaker 2: comes to Colin. Yes, Steve, I know that was weird.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to talk about that. Steve tries to
Speaker 2: save his boss from getting fired. I enjoyed this, and
Speaker 2: Donna tries to save a latchkey kid from being home alone.
Speaker 2: I enjoyed these sort of secondary storylines.
Speaker 1: Yes, directed by directed by James Fargo, written by so
Speaker 1: many people, Lana Free, Stat Melman, Steve Wasserman, John Eisendratht,
Speaker 1: John Welpley, Jessica Klein, and Larry Mullin. I mean, how
Speaker 1: many people doesn't take to write an episode?
Speaker 5: Do you?
Speaker 2: Maybe they hich wrote one of the storylines.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's the new boss is saying, everybody, take a
Speaker 1: storyline and we'll all come together at the ard.
Speaker 2: I'm not mad about it, because there was something about
Speaker 2: this episode. That I liked in that I like not
Speaker 2: going on. Lots going on. We've got this fundraiser, We've
Speaker 2: got the whole storyline with Donna and working at the
Speaker 2: convenience store by the way, who lets you fill in
Speaker 2: for somebody at a place you don't work right for
Speaker 2: one day just because you're on the.
Speaker 1: Face fine, Like that was just I mean, she had
Speaker 1: to get her shift covered, but yeah, you would normally
Speaker 1: get your shift covered by somebody else that.
Speaker 2: Works there, correct, Like how did she know how to
Speaker 2: use the register? There's no training?
Speaker 1: Like what is she selling alcohol and stuff? In the story?
Speaker 1: Like that? That was just make sense, completely bananas.
Speaker 2: Then the Steve storyline I was super into.
Speaker 1: And how about so out there? Like where'd that come from? Though?
Speaker 1: And the boss was such a bad guy.
Speaker 2: That was like she basically said she doesn't sleep with me? What?
Speaker 1: Like what insane?
Speaker 2: The whole thing was so good. And Valerie, I don't
Speaker 2: even get because I don't get your ex a nation,
Speaker 2: which we'll get to.
Speaker 1: We started the beach House where Donna shows off her
Speaker 1: work uniform to Joe because yep, she's filling in for Lisa,
Speaker 1: who's at a place she's never worked there's eleven or whatever.
Speaker 2: No paperwork, no W nine or whatever you have to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no training, the.
Speaker 2: Right, no background check. Like they just trust her. I
Speaker 2: mean yeah, very far fetched. Joe doesn't know where anything
Speaker 2: is or how to do the job. But yet she
Speaker 2: was crushing it.
Speaker 1: She looked great. I thought the red lipstick was a
Speaker 1: good choice.
Speaker 2: She looked great. It was a great convenience store. But
Speaker 2: it was like, I don't know the kid, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't We're not there yet.
Speaker 1: Joe tells Donna that he wants to drive her to
Speaker 1: work because it's not a safe area, and when Donna
Speaker 1: says it's safe for Lisa, Joe replies, it's because she's local. Doo.
Speaker 1: Donna calls him out and says because she's black, and
Speaker 1: Joe says, no, no, no, she's just looking out for her.
Speaker 1: He's just looking out for her. Donna assures him she
Speaker 1: will be fine, but he drives her anyway.
Speaker 2: And get a map quest Joe, like, you can't get
Speaker 2: out of the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: You were born and raised here. Like did he get lost?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why they they get lost, and then they
Speaker 2: ran out of gas. I mean, first of all far fetched,
Speaker 2: so far fetched.
Speaker 1: Joe I also was like, wait, why how does she
Speaker 1: know stand so well already? The guy that worked there,
Speaker 1: Like they go way back. She's like Stan.
Speaker 2: It was so she would Okay, keep going, we're going
Speaker 2: over it.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're going. I have to keep you on the rails.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I started wanted to play that storyline through.
Speaker 2: It's almost like I was watching four different episodes.
Speaker 1: That's the thing about the all the different right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: really three, which is kind of needle, but like also
Speaker 1: very different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say it was three different, totally different
Speaker 2: episodes because the gambling and the calling of it kind
Speaker 2: of crossover.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that felt like the a storyline. Yeah, because in
Speaker 1: the Hub and the peapad so and then the other
Speaker 1: and everything else was out and about. But I like
Speaker 1: that how they're trying to service all the actors though.
Speaker 2: That kind of Yeah, we finally got like a Steve storyline.
Speaker 2: They finally gave him something to do.
Speaker 1: We're at the peach pit after dark and Valerie walks
Speaker 1: up to Kelly and says, thank you for that. Oh.
Speaker 1: Valerie wants Kelly to thank her for letting her hold
Speaker 1: her sorority casino. Night at the peach pit, and Kelly
Speaker 1: reluctantly says thank you. Now it was such a bitch off.
Speaker 2: It was who can be bitch here? And I was like,
Speaker 2: this is great, I think Kelly actually can I agree? Although,
Speaker 2: but Valerie is so conniving, like she is very kind
Speaker 2: of bessive. Aggressive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kelly was just aggressive Kelly. She val is like,
Speaker 1: what how can I twist this into something that suits me?
Speaker 1: And val and Kelly is more like defensive of like,
Speaker 1: don't do that. She doesn't.
Speaker 2: Kelly is just so done with this girl, and Valerie's
Speaker 2: just still going for it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you think that they would stay away
Speaker 1: from each other. We head back to the blackjack table,
Speaker 1: where Brandon tells Steve to go home and rest up
Speaker 1: for his talent agency internship. So that's the first time
Speaker 1: we learn about what's gonna happen with Steve coming up.
Speaker 1: Steve tells him that he's been assigned to a hot
Speaker 1: female agent with no talent. But why would she have
Speaker 1: no talent? Well, no, I think she has no talent.
Speaker 1: He Steve is assigned to a hot female agent with
Speaker 1: no talent, meaning she doesn't want, she doesn't have any
Speaker 1: she doesn't have any clients. Come to find out she
Speaker 1: doesn't have any talent either. But yeah, right, she's a
Speaker 1: cute haircut though. Yeah, she was anorable. She reminded me
Speaker 1: of like the other Bonds that we've had on the show. Yes,
Speaker 1: all the all the other bonds she does. Yes, Susan
Speaker 1: comes over and Brandon says that he will teach her
Speaker 1: how to gamble.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, Susan. I just she trips me out because
Speaker 2: I really remember these episodes and yet not Susan. It's
Speaker 2: like so weird. I remember all this, I remember this
Speaker 2: whole season, and yet she was so.
Speaker 1: Not in my mind.
Speaker 2: But yet she's in every episode and she's very prominent
Speaker 2: and major, and it's like nothing.
Speaker 1: And she's and she's spunky and like says things that
Speaker 1: you know, she feels memorable as I'm watching it now,
Speaker 1: but I don't really doesn't.
Speaker 2: Honestly, do you remember hanging out with her?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I saw her not that long ago and we were
Speaker 1: passing and she said hi to me, and I had
Speaker 1: no clue who it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like she bless her heart. Like it's so
Speaker 2: weird because I in the.
Speaker 1: Color she's a talented actress, like and I remember everything
Speaker 1: about Joe everything, So maybe that was just I think
Speaker 1: it's the abs. Yeah, yeah, let's see inside the peach bit.
Speaker 1: Nat reminds brand No, this is he gets real Brandon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got a gambling addiction. Brandon assures him that he
Speaker 1: doesn't want to go through that again. And there was
Speaker 1: a flashback scene where Duke played by Billy Vera that
Speaker 1: was rad is collecting Brandon's gambling debt. So he does
Speaker 1: in his mind, He's like, ooh, that takes me back
Speaker 1: to a bad place.
Speaker 2: And that's probably so mad because Mad had to bail
Speaker 2: him out. Didn't that have to give him ten grand?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, didn't that? He never got that money back.
Speaker 1: I don't really remember where would he get it? How
Speaker 1: would Brandon get ten thousand dollars back?
Speaker 2: Then, I'd be like sixty thousand dollars or one hundred
Speaker 2: thousand dollars, whoa, it's a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So when you put it into that context, he
Speaker 1: did have a really bad gambling problem in one.
Speaker 2: Episode, in one episode, yeah, I think it had. Maybe
Speaker 2: I think it might have been a couple two episodes,
Speaker 2: but we have heard nothing of it in many years,
Speaker 2: and then now it's back.
Speaker 1: Back Kelly's sitting in a booth and Colin comes over
Speaker 1: and they talk about the charity event and how one
Speaker 1: of the prizes is a sitting with the famous Colin
Speaker 1: what's his last name? No clue, Collin Gucci the artist,
Speaker 1: and then make.
Speaker 2: A real problem with this storyline because the payoff makes
Speaker 2: no sense whatsoever.
Speaker 1: They kiss and Valerie is, of course peeping in the background.
Speaker 1: He's visibly upset by it. Why and I don't know why?
Speaker 2: Why David.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, you're done, You're done.
Speaker 2: What's her what's her fixation? She wants to relive like camp?
Speaker 2: Remember they made out in camp or something?
Speaker 4: Weird.
Speaker 2: Colin just is so ugh. I'm not a Calling fan.
Speaker 1: You are so not a Calling fan because I watching.
Speaker 1: I was a fan of his in the moment, but.
Speaker 2: Wait till later. The problem is he's so bad later
Speaker 2: that I can't go back and now, like him in
Speaker 2: the beginning, I'm like, this guy sucks.
Speaker 1: He feels schwarmie. Is that a word?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, schmarmy. I think is like bugs that are
Speaker 2: gathering around you. But schmarmy, No.
Speaker 1: That's a swarm, oh swarm. But schmarmie is like, maybe
Speaker 1: you eat a phish Kebob or something. I don't know.
Speaker 2: He's schmarmy. And he was sleeping with that woman and
Speaker 2: you just forgave for that.
Speaker 1: Why did she like this, Kelly? No, he was sleeping
Speaker 1: with that woman.
Speaker 2: Yes, I watched he watched that a while ago. Yes,
Speaker 2: he was like, she was like his sugar mama, sugar mama. Oh,
Speaker 2: get back with Brandon.
Speaker 1: My gosh, let's go to the talent agency. Steve is
Speaker 1: there answering the phone accurate, set accurate, set the cubicles.
Speaker 1: And then there there's like a thirty eight year old male,
Speaker 1: a guy that works in the mail room. A thirty
Speaker 1: eight year old man who works in the mail room
Speaker 1: and comes around and says.
Speaker 2: But he's also in the fraternity.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then he says, are you going to go
Speaker 1: to the peach pit after dark?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: What is this guy his life is?
Speaker 2: But he said, he goes to see you also, and
Speaker 2: it's just in a different for term. That guy he
Speaker 2: just looked old. Yeah, we think he is in his twenties.
Speaker 2: The mailroom's probably pretty accurate, though, don't you know, don't
Speaker 2: you remember when we were young, all those people that
Speaker 2: would go work at the agency's it still.
Speaker 1: Happens, you guys. My daughter Lola's boyfriend, Gabe Hi Gabe.
Speaker 1: He just did an internship at a big management firm
Speaker 1: and there were people he didn't start out in the mailroom,
Speaker 1: but there were people in his internship that were starting
Speaker 1: out in the mailroom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they make you I mean this room.
Speaker 1: Is there actual mail in the mailroom still or how
Speaker 1: does that work?
Speaker 2: Because of that is a great question that the mailroom
Speaker 2: probably is not as.
Speaker 1: Who mails things these days, right, is not as much
Speaker 1: of a priority as it probably was back in the
Speaker 1: day because you just email it. Maybe you're just fielding
Speaker 1: general emails.
Speaker 2: When I started working this, well, people are going to
Speaker 2: be bored by.
Speaker 1: The story, but that's okay, I won't be.
Speaker 2: There was no email. So if the if the general
Speaker 2: manager who I worked for, needed to send something to
Speaker 2: the you know person down in the newsroom, he would
Speaker 2: type it, put it in an envelope, hand it to me.
Speaker 2: I had to put it in a different He would
Speaker 2: type it on paper, Type it on paper, do or
Speaker 2: have an assistant type it so he would type it,
Speaker 2: say it into a little dictaphone. She would type it,
Speaker 2: put it in an envelope, It would then go into
Speaker 2: a yellow sort of Manila envelope and tell me where
Speaker 2: to go. I would then carry it from the big
Speaker 2: office upstairs, down the stairs, down the hallway down to
Speaker 2: the newsroom, and then I would either wait for a
Speaker 2: response to bring it back up.
Speaker 4: Wait.
Speaker 1: They didn't have elevators. I don't go on elevators, but
Speaker 1: there was an elevator, or they would.
Speaker 2: I would drop it off, go back and wait and
Speaker 2: then like somebody would deliver the response. I mean, it
Speaker 2: was so crazy. I did that all day long. Take
Speaker 2: a letter down to there, take this letter back up
Speaker 2: there because there was no email.
Speaker 1: I don't really love this story. You really got your
Speaker 1: steps in though, totally.
Speaker 2: This was in the early nineties and that was how
Speaker 2: you communicated a memo through Amy Sugarman. Yeah, just carrying
Speaker 2: stuff all over the office.
Speaker 1: Here I go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I worked for the big boss. So people
Speaker 2: would be if and terrified like an envelope, and if
Speaker 2: it was really serious, it would say personal and confidential.
Speaker 2: That meant oh, like what happened to the lady in
Speaker 2: this episode. That was so real, except that was weird
Speaker 2: that it came in the mail. But maybe we were
Speaker 2: not too It wasn't mail, it was an inner office delivery.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, wow, let's go to Oh no, no, let's
Speaker 1: figure this out. Hold on one second. Sorry, sorry, sorry
Speaker 1: at the talent agency. So he gets the that he
Speaker 1: gets the invite to the peepad after dark from the
Speaker 1: old guy, and then Steve is answering the phones and
Speaker 1: he's very professional. Yes, he's very good at his john,
Speaker 1: really good with absolutely no. I guess it's been around
Speaker 1: it right, like from from Samantha. And then Tammy Kane,
Speaker 1: the cute blonde lady, is already annoyed with him. She's
Speaker 1: very yes, she doesn't like him from the get.
Speaker 2: Go, right, but then that switches when she realizes he's
Speaker 2: like the boss's friend. She perked right up.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Then then his dad's friend Scottie comes in and
Speaker 1: well this yeah guy. Hey, Tammy asks Scotti to assign
Speaker 1: Steve to her permanently.
Speaker 2: Right because because now she overheard there friend there that
Speaker 2: he knows the big boss somehow and he's tight with
Speaker 2: the big boss. And the big Boss was like, let's
Speaker 2: grow up lunch, and suddenly she was like.
Speaker 1: I need to keep this guy. Very smart cookie.
Speaker 2: Maybe she knew she wasn't good at her job.
Speaker 1: Maybe that was going to help her bag at the
Speaker 1: liquor store. We find that Donna has finally made her
Speaker 1: way there without a Way's map. Thank god. I wanted
Speaker 1: to be like, can you print out a map? Quest right?
Speaker 2: Remember you have to use you just have to print
Speaker 2: that out. Yeah, you'd be like, where am I going?
Speaker 2: Let me get the directions printed out. I don't know
Speaker 2: how we got Remember, I, first of all, I hate
Speaker 2: when I don't say remember the word is not member,
Speaker 2: it's remember.
Speaker 1: I never had the.
Speaker 2: Thomas Guide that.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that guide.
Speaker 2: I know because I didn't live here.
Speaker 1: People that don't know that don't live here don't know
Speaker 1: what a Tom's Guide is. But if you ever lived
Speaker 1: in LA in the nineties, you know what a Tom's
Speaker 1: Guide is. It's like this thick bible and you turn
Speaker 1: it and you like find the address you want to
Speaker 1: go to, and then you go find that piece of
Speaker 1: paper that corresponds with that number, and then you go
Speaker 1: down on one side and then down. It felt very scientific.
Speaker 2: Razy that you guys could figure out how to do it.
Speaker 1: I razy loved the Thomas Guide, and in fact, if
Speaker 1: I could have one again, I would go back to
Speaker 1: it because it actually made you use your brain.
Speaker 2: It made my head explode because I came. I moved
Speaker 2: here right as I think it was called map quest,
Speaker 2: and you would like put it in a computer and
Speaker 2: it would print out the directions, like turn by turn directions. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but people still were doing Thomas guides and I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know how you possibly are doing that. It
Speaker 2: was like a map reading. It was in a very
Speaker 2: thick book because there's a lot of streets in Race
Speaker 2: totally bananas. Anyway, Anyway, I don't know why we're talking
Speaker 2: about that. Oh yeah, because she got to the candy, got.
Speaker 1: To the thing. Yeah. Donna's working in the cast register
Speaker 1: when a kid comes up to her to price check
Speaker 1: a Teddy Bear. He says that it's for his brother's birthday,
Speaker 1: but he says he forgot it. But he says forget it.
Speaker 1: When Donna says it it's four dollars in ninety ninety cents,
Speaker 1: a kid tries to steal the pusu ninety nine. That's fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well kids, So the kid decides obviously to steal it,
Speaker 1: but I'm sure the worth or that stops him, and
Speaker 1: Donna jumps in and covers for the kid and says
Speaker 1: that he paid for the teddy bear and then she
Speaker 1: puts her own money in the cash register. Was very
Speaker 1: sweet of her, very very sweet.
Speaker 2: And I had a moment of panic because I saw
Speaker 2: her put the five in and I thought, she's not
Speaker 2: gonna remember the tax. She's not going to remember the
Speaker 2: tax and at the end of the day, the cash
Speaker 2: register is not gonna had up right, But she then
Speaker 2: blopped some coins in.
Speaker 1: Wow, very sweet?
Speaker 2: Did remember the tax? How she knows how to use
Speaker 2: that cash reister? Or do tax?
Speaker 1: I know you. Joe comes to pick Donna up after
Speaker 1: work and that kid Isaiah with a teddy Bear is
Speaker 1: waiting outside to thank her and tells her that he
Speaker 1: wants her to know that she's not he's not a thief.
Speaker 1: I liked him from the start, that little kid. I
Speaker 1: was like, this kid's actually cool and I'm into it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's really cute.
Speaker 2: Storyline has no connection to anything else happening in this
Speaker 2: whole episode, though, as I realized.
Speaker 1: That, which I don't mind.
Speaker 2: I know, but I definitely think you're right that like
Speaker 2: those writers to talk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you should have second in the room. Back
Speaker 1: at the talent agency, the male guy talks to Steve
Speaker 1: and mentions the kid care benefit of the peach pit
Speaker 1: after dark and that he's going to go even though
Speaker 1: he's way, way, way too old. He's in college, isn't.
Speaker 2: He's like in the opposing for terms.
Speaker 1: That man is not in college.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, he's not a keg man. He's like an
Speaker 2: SAE or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Does that mean you've been out of
Speaker 1: college for twenty years? Because that's how old he was.
Speaker 2: Look at how bless your heart Steve is.
Speaker 1: I can't well, I believe old. I believe he's there.
Speaker 1: Steve opens Tammy's personal and confidential mail.
Speaker 2: What if you said to she said too, she said,
Speaker 2: I don't like rips. Remember he had to use the
Speaker 2: like letter cutter letter opener, and then he finds that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he find that she's got a termination letter. So
Speaker 1: we quickly makes another envelope and seals the letter back up,
Speaker 1: so she doesn't know.
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone gets fired with a letter, but
Speaker 2: I could be wrong. Right that felt it feels like
Speaker 2: you get called in to somebody.
Speaker 1: She comes by, she gets the letter and uh, we
Speaker 1: see Tammy cry. Oh yeah, that was actually painful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because she did not see that coming. No, we've known
Speaker 1: her for thirty three seconds, already invested in her livelihood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, I don't know you, but I care and
Speaker 2: I'm sorry you got shit canned by this very creepy boss. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 2: why don't you just go back and be like, don't
Speaker 2: fire me because you're creepy and gross.
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Speaker 1: We go back where Joe has picked Anna up and
Speaker 1: he's driving the streets of la and he again he
Speaker 1: gets lost, all nervous, gets lost in mad neighborhood, bad neighborhood.
Speaker 1: He's on the other side of the tracks. If you
Speaker 1: oh got it?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Donna asks why men never ask for directions? And then
Speaker 1: he runs completely out of gas. First of all, very
Speaker 1: predictable and stupid.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, we all know we have thirty miles
Speaker 2: at least when the light goes on. Yeah, so that
Speaker 2: means he started out with the light in Beverly Hill.
Speaker 1: This is the thing.
Speaker 2: Beverly Hills to wherever they are is literally nine miles.
Speaker 2: It could take an hour, correct, but it's it's all
Speaker 2: real close. So he'd left the house with the light on,
Speaker 2: you know, the gas he and he had old day
Speaker 2: to get gas.
Speaker 1: It's just he dropped her off in the morning, and.
Speaker 2: He's such a responsible guy. There's no way he was
Speaker 2: criss around on fumes.
Speaker 1: It's just not having it. Doesn't try to run out
Speaker 1: of gas, have you? No, But I've been with my
Speaker 1: Peter used to run out of gassle.
Speaker 2: So the reason I ran out I ran. I've run
Speaker 2: out of gas multiple times because I when I lived here,
Speaker 2: I had a car and the gas cage broke. I
Speaker 2: can't remember which that was good, So I had to
Speaker 2: do it by the mile counter, Like every time I
Speaker 2: got gas, you'd have to reset and go, I'm got
Speaker 2: about three hundred miles and I would forget to look.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so I.
Speaker 2: Probably ran out of gas five times in that car.
Speaker 2: That was that that the gas thing broke.
Speaker 1: Did you ever run out of gas in an area
Speaker 1: that you felt unsafe in? I ran out of gas
Speaker 1: on the freeway, Like that'll do it. Wait what did
Speaker 1: you do?
Speaker 2: Did you call Triple A and just.
Speaker 1: Like like I cheat over to the Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Don't remember being like panicked.
Speaker 1: I might have made it off.
Speaker 2: No, I mean many times I ran out of gas
Speaker 2: and Triple A comes and they like kind of top
Speaker 2: you off and then.
Speaker 1: You wait, wait, if you we should tell the listeners
Speaker 1: if you run out of gas on a freeway, our
Speaker 1: freeways are.
Speaker 2: Like six solarly so gnarly, Like this is what people
Speaker 2: need to know that. I'm sure like tons of people
Speaker 2: live in California that listen to us. But I just
Speaker 2: drove down from San Francisco and it's a pretty chill
Speaker 2: drive down the water. It was like two lanes maybe
Speaker 2: minute you hit La. Like I Am not kidding. You
Speaker 2: literally leave Ventura and you are now on the one
Speaker 2: oh one in La. Immediately everyone's going fifteen miles faster.
Speaker 2: It feels like that. Immediately my mom was in the
Speaker 2: car and she's like, oh my god, and I go
Speaker 2: wanna it's the second you get here, it's just people.
Speaker 1: I've never I mean I've been all over the world.
Speaker 1: I've never seen forree guys with that many lanes.
Speaker 2: Very explaines like it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I know that if I've I grew up in La,
Speaker 1: so driving in that kind of traffic doesn't FaZe me
Speaker 1: one bit. I'm like m zoom in and out of totally.
Speaker 2: I said to my mom, you should never drive here,
Speaker 2: Like I don't think.
Speaker 1: She's get out for it. No, I don't think certain
Speaker 1: people should drive here. Absolutely not. And then when you
Speaker 1: teach your daughters to drive in LA like I had
Speaker 1: to do. But now I know they can drive anywhere
Speaker 1: and they can. Yeah, totally.
Speaker 2: I don't see how people drive in New York, but
Speaker 2: that would be a whole nother thing.
Speaker 1: So anyway, anyway, Donna asks why men never ask for directions,
Speaker 1: which is a good question.
Speaker 2: It's like that's such an old time thing. Oh, gil up,
Speaker 2: men can't answ for directions. That's like an old Do
Speaker 2: you think that still holds though? Well, I think now
Speaker 2: everyone has a phone you just type it in, so
Speaker 2: it's not even around anymore. But that was that was
Speaker 2: sort of an old tale.
Speaker 1: Is all a time? This guy won't ask for directions?
Speaker 1: His egos too big? Yeah, it looks like a loser.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: They leave Joe's truck parked and they go to look
Speaker 1: for a phone or gas.
Speaker 2: And immediately it's like the most dangerous place.
Speaker 1: Yeh in America and on the streets and like that
Speaker 1: drive by got like right, it's not like that. I mean,
Speaker 1: it might be like that, and I just haven't been
Speaker 1: to that neighborhood, but I have.
Speaker 2: And I've never experienced that. Like that was really over
Speaker 2: the top. The whole thing was just so over the top.
Speaker 1: It was very extreme.
Speaker 2: Actually, frankly was somewhat of an this is weird to say,
Speaker 2: but like this was in somewhat of a nice neighborhood
Speaker 2: with nice.
Speaker 1: Homes, Like it was just like this is not skid
Speaker 1: row like what it was like boys in the hood.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, like we cut to that movie seriously.
Speaker 1: We go to the Kassa Walsh. Brandon is sitting in
Speaker 1: the kitchen trying to learn how to count cards. So
Speaker 1: right there we see like something's a bruin with Brandon
Speaker 1: and his addiction. And then Brandon tells her that Jim
Speaker 1: and Cindy aren't coming home for Christmas, which is unbelievable.
Speaker 2: And first of all, the fact that they say Jim
Speaker 2: and Cindy, Like wouldn't you say, oh, I'm sorry, Mom
Speaker 2: and Dad aren't coming.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but why wouldn't they come home for Christmas? That
Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2: Because they aren't being paid enough money anymore by the.
Speaker 1: Aaron Spelling Box company. They're having too much fun as donsters.
Speaker 4: We go to.
Speaker 1: We've on the Streets Before when Donna and Joe were
Speaker 1: looking for gas. That's where Isaiah comes up to her
Speaker 1: and says Donna, Joe, Oh yeah, come on over for dinner.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you guys are here. So he like
Speaker 1: saves them from the bad guys.
Speaker 2: Like, first of all, correct, it's just so ridiculous. And
Speaker 2: they're they've driven, oh sorry, they've driven many many minutes, right,
Speaker 2: so they're way away from the convenience store. I guess
Speaker 2: they were circling. But the odds that they're going to
Speaker 2: be in front of his house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's it's all perfect, it's great, it's hot.
Speaker 1: They go inside, they go into this kid's apartment because
Speaker 1: they guess right in the phone or something, and they
Speaker 1: see that Isaiah is taking care of his siblings while
Speaker 1: his mom is at work. He's afraid that child Services
Speaker 1: will find out that the kids are left alone, and
Speaker 1: Donna promises not to say anything and orders pizza for everybody. Okay, Donna,
Speaker 1: you need to mind your own bees wax. This is
Speaker 1: what I'm going to say to this whole storyline.
Speaker 2: The storyline is good, but can I say this, and
Speaker 2: I hope I say this the right way. It's just
Speaker 2: so like misconceptions, stereotypical, like gross, it's pretty gross. And
Speaker 2: then the mom, the mom comes home I don't want
Speaker 2: your help.
Speaker 1: I'm yelling at Donna, saying, get out of her house.
Speaker 1: You got no business. Get what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Then she comes around.
Speaker 1: It's just so I love the mom by the way.
Speaker 1: She told a badass like she's making it all worry
Speaker 1: and Donna has to butt her nose it and tell
Speaker 1: her she's not doing it right and be.
Speaker 4: So like.
Speaker 1: It was so ugh. I was like, oh God, yeah, uh,
Speaker 1: we're going back to We go to the peach bed
Speaker 1: after dark and we see that Lisa r Rose Queen
Speaker 1: and Kelly are saying, I wonder where Donna is. So
Speaker 1: it kind of like intermixes the storylines, right.
Speaker 2: And then there was some sort of like a conflict
Speaker 2: there that was quickly resolved. Remember oh oh yeah, that
Speaker 2: was when Donna shows up. Sorry I jumped ahead, because
Speaker 2: Donna and Lisa have a little bit of a conflict
Speaker 2: over helping the family, and then quickly that was resolved.
Speaker 1: Back at the apartment, Joe says it's not right and
Speaker 1: thank you Joe to be butting into these kids lives.
Speaker 1: But Donna says she refuses to leave these kids home alone.
Speaker 1: She's very police in this moment, like Mama was coming
Speaker 1: through here, and then the mom comes in and says,
Speaker 1: oh the hell are you people?
Speaker 2: Seriously? Can you imagine you come home and there's two
Speaker 2: random adults that you don't know with your children.
Speaker 1: I would be like and telling you. I would call
Speaker 1: the police and telling you you're not raising your kids right.
Speaker 1: And you've ordered them pizza. Weird? What's on that pizza? Yeah,
Speaker 1: if they don't eat cheese, like she don't know. We
Speaker 1: go back to the beach d after dark. Nat catches
Speaker 1: Brandon getting more money to gamble, and Brandon says that
Speaker 1: was a long time ago and the statue of limitations
Speaker 1: has expired.
Speaker 2: Brandon is so unhinged in this episode, like that like
Speaker 2: zero to sixty. But maybe the fake gambling. That's the thing, Brandon,
Speaker 2: You're not in Vegas. This is fake gambling like.
Speaker 1: Raffle tickets. I'm really is excited about it. It's so addicted. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They head to the dice table and Brandon is out
Speaker 1: of control. Susan says you need to stop, and Nat
Speaker 1: comes over to stop him, and that blocked his h
Speaker 1: and he beats him. Brandon loses way to go Nat,
Speaker 1: so that whole thing is shut down real fast.
Speaker 2: And then but Brandon was so, you know, to the cashier,
Speaker 2: just so I need more, give me more, and he's like,
Speaker 2: we're closed during the auction.
Speaker 1: Not even a real cashier, bake.
Speaker 2: It's like you're at an elementary school blackjack night. Brandon
Speaker 2: like what?
Speaker 1: And then of course Steve's boss, Tammy Kane comes in
Speaker 1: to the peach bit after that's so random looking for
Speaker 1: how does she know he's there? Just terry eyed. She
Speaker 1: takes him aside and asks him to help her. First
Speaker 1: of all, Steve to talk to Scott and save her
Speaker 1: her job.
Speaker 2: Literally, in what world is anyone that's got a job
Speaker 2: going to the intern to try and save them and.
Speaker 1: Make them go back to the office. Night Riday night
Speaker 1: he leaves. I know her friend, he's always there until eleven,
Speaker 1: Like what Friday? Would Steve be that soft that he
Speaker 1: would leave his his evening, his girlfriend, his party and
Speaker 1: go do this. It's just a little little outlandish, is
Speaker 1: what it is.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Then we cut to and see Susan telling Brandon that
Speaker 1: he is out of control. Kelly introduces Nat to the
Speaker 1: stage to start the auction, and she places a bid
Speaker 1: of three hundred dollars to sit for the Colin feral
Speaker 1: painting session. I don't know what his last name is.
Speaker 1: Then Valerie of course comes in and bids four hundred
Speaker 1: dollars and tell and tells Kelly that she is not
Speaker 1: going to let her have him without a fight, which
Speaker 1: just gets so weird. And we think because that she
Speaker 1: was looking at them the way she was in the beginning,
Speaker 1: kissing like that, we think she just wants to win Colin.
Speaker 1: So it's very bizarre.
Speaker 2: It's so stupid, Jenny. It's like, clearly, this is why
Speaker 2: I was so frustrated by this. First of all, it's
Speaker 2: like it's such a silly Valerie, like you're doing this
Speaker 2: competition with the betting. First of all, you know, Colin,
Speaker 2: if you really want to if the true, if it
Speaker 2: was true in quotes that you wanted to get David
Speaker 2: a portrait, you just go to Colin and be like,
Speaker 2: can I give you a hundred bucks? You don't need
Speaker 2: to make a scene outbidding. It was so crazy. I
Speaker 2: don't believe it. I actually think that she was trying
Speaker 2: to just one up you and then she panicked. This
Speaker 2: is all in my head, never on the show. This
Speaker 2: is all just what I think that David was like
Speaker 2: fu Valerie like and then she's like came up with
Speaker 2: that in her scheming mind, like no, no, I was
Speaker 2: getting you this for your Christmas present. Oh okay, all
Speaker 2: is right in the world, and you you Jenny Kelly
Speaker 2: forgive her also, like everybody is falling for this crap.
Speaker 1: Well, she doesn't forgive it right away, but once once
Speaker 1: she hears that it was a gift for David.
Speaker 2: But that was a lie that was in my mind.
Speaker 1: That was just total Look, I fully believe.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm like, this just doesn't track. Why would she
Speaker 2: be so beauchy about it and one upping? She would
Speaker 2: have just been like, hey, Colin, can you do a
Speaker 2: session with me? It was so dumb.
Speaker 1: When Kelly beat Kelly at something anything, It was so dumb. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we go and we see salaries. Mean, sorry, she's just
Speaker 1: got ill intentions.
Speaker 2: She was not trying to get a session to give
Speaker 2: a gift. So am I to understand like Colin's gonna
Speaker 2: paint her and that's going to be for David.
Speaker 1: Well, I am to understand it was I believe.
Speaker 2: As an audience, everyone's mad at me.
Speaker 1: This is where I take it.
Speaker 2: Everyone's mad at me.
Speaker 1: Now I'm Valerie.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make this up and say, oh, it was
Speaker 2: all for David, and then everyone's going to be fine
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 1: You think it was because she wanted to have a
Speaker 1: sitting with Colin Coward. I'm thinking of names now every
Speaker 1: time because she's wants to make the moves on them,
Speaker 1: or just she wants to just beat you, like get
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it was like, this is so bananas.
Speaker 1: I can't be ause bananas anyway. Oh, they're acting like children.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. It was just so dumb.
Speaker 2: If you watch Dancing with the Stars, I can say
Speaker 2: this and Karna will probably say the same thing. I
Speaker 2: don't think that we had great dancing chemistry.
Speaker 1: Then you need to be listening to sex lies and
Speaker 1: spray tent. My partner Ardam, he was so intense that
Speaker 1: made me.
Speaker 2: Really nervous with Cerril. But Editor didn't wear a lot
Speaker 2: of clothes.
Speaker 1: No, she was she did super ankles warm. Get the
Speaker 1: behind the scenes of what goes down on and off
Speaker 1: the dance floor.
Speaker 3: Dancing with the Stars breaths body image issues for women.
Speaker 1: The thinner you are, the more attention you end up
Speaker 1: getting on that show.
Speaker 2: Injuries, my phone rings, Hey, Christian, Hey business, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: saw you're dancing with the stars.
Speaker 4: I saw what happened to your arm, and I have
Speaker 4: the perfect guy to fix it.
Speaker 1: Honestly, got to the clara, I'm like, I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to survive. I'm just trying to make it out out
Speaker 1: of this season.
Speaker 2: Ego, she wanted to kill me. It was real bad
Speaker 2: insecure on the show. It was like everyone was talking
Speaker 2: about my weight and it really affected my confidence so
Speaker 2: much for years to come and betrayals.
Speaker 1: Because of that one betrayal, I knew this is probably
Speaker 1: my last season. Listen to Sex, Lies and Spray Sands
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Speaker 1: Steve goes back to his job and he he finds
Speaker 1: out that Scott is the dirt bag basically and says
Speaker 1: that Dammy didn't sleep with him, so that's why she
Speaker 1: got fired.
Speaker 3: Ugh.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: It was very like everything in this episode was so cliche.
Speaker 1: Is that the word or everything stereotypical to the cliche?
Speaker 2: Everything was yes, so out, Oh she's fired because she's
Speaker 2: not sleeping with the boss. And then the boss says
Speaker 2: that like even back then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not giving us like any credit as an
Speaker 1: audience to put two and two together or to have
Speaker 1: like any kind of creativity like you're having about the
Speaker 1: backstory or anything. It's just also like.
Speaker 2: What boss, even if the boss was firing her because
Speaker 2: she wouldn't sleep with him, what fool boss is gonna
Speaker 2: say that to Steve Sanders.
Speaker 1: Oh, this was the nineties, you could say things like
Speaker 1: that and it didn't matter. So dumb.
Speaker 2: And then she's sort of like, do to do?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's so stupid. We go back to the PA
Speaker 1: pad and we see that Donna. People get really mad
Speaker 1: by the way when I say pea pad.
Speaker 2: I know, but keep it going.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 1: We go back to the PA pad and Donna is
Speaker 1: realizing how good she has it because she was in
Speaker 1: the bad neighborhood all day and she says that today
Speaker 1: was a reminder of that, and Joe responds by saying
Speaker 1: that she shouldn't feel guilty about what she has. She
Speaker 1: feels bad for Isaiah. Oh yeah, then she's like, I know,
Speaker 1: like it was just like come on, we go inside
Speaker 1: and here's this moment you're talking about. Donna tells Lisa
Speaker 1: that Isaiah is a latch key kid who was left
Speaker 1: a home alone, and Lisa tells her it's it's not
Speaker 1: a doctor. This is funny. Lisa says, you're okay, Donna,
Speaker 1: it's not adopt a black family day and to stay
Speaker 1: out of people's business, which is what we're all thinking
Speaker 1: the whole time. So Lisa is, in fact the real deal.
Speaker 1: And I don't know when Donna became so passionate about
Speaker 1: saving all the children. And Donna had a good explanation.
Speaker 1: I will give her that, like this is what we
Speaker 1: said in.
Speaker 2: The rose court and we're not doing it, which I
Speaker 2: was like, okay, fine.
Speaker 1: Well she really took it to heart.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then and then in the end it was
Speaker 2: all tied up in a nice little bow.
Speaker 1: But yeah, here we are at the playground at the daycare.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's see, and we'll never see these people ever again.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure. No, so insane.
Speaker 1: Steve comes back and tells Tammy Tammy Kane that she's
Speaker 1: not going to get her job back.
Speaker 2: Because in what world would that have worked? And he
Speaker 2: made but if my said something like that to me,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, yeah, you need to go.
Speaker 1: He went all the way to the agency and back,
Speaker 1: and nothing really transpired at the peach pit after dark, well.
Speaker 2: In five minutes while she just ate her fries and
Speaker 2: her megaburger or whatever, Like what I love this episode,
Speaker 2: by the way. I know it seems like I don't.
Speaker 2: I love to poke holes in it, but this is
Speaker 2: going to be a ten for me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, stop it. He tells her that his
Speaker 1: dad gave him some good advice. It said, be nice
Speaker 1: to be nice to the people you see on the
Speaker 1: way up, because you'll be seeing them again on your
Speaker 1: way back up again. I was like, huh wait. I
Speaker 1: couldn't get it. I couldn't figure.
Speaker 2: I was like, huh, Like, I'm thinking he's gonna say,
Speaker 2: don't I see him on the way up, You'll see
Speaker 2: him on the way down.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: Maybe he could have even said on the way back
Speaker 2: up again. That was what he's sort of saying, is that,
Speaker 2: like in this town, it's ups and downs, ups and downs.
Speaker 1: But I was just like, basically, don't burn any bridges.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's just what you know.
Speaker 2: Whatever, Yeah, burn the bridge with the creepy boss guy
Speaker 2: that fired you because you're not sleeping with him, Like what.
Speaker 5: The what?
Speaker 2: And didn't they call it like it M or something
Speaker 2: instead of I seem like I was like that amused me.
Speaker 2: In this show, they just change everything by.
Speaker 1: One letter, so convenience.
Speaker 2: Like you all go to see you Colorado, you know, uh,
Speaker 2: we go.
Speaker 1: We see Brandon and Nat talking about how great Brandon
Speaker 1: is that he helped him with his gambling addiction again,
Speaker 1: and Nat says that he better work on things before
Speaker 1: he loses something important. Yeah, it was not supposed to be, Susan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess, said Susan.
Speaker 2: How about his friendship with Nat?
Speaker 1: But whatever, stupid loved it, but stupid. Yeah. We find
Speaker 1: out that they raised eleven thousand dollars that night, which
Speaker 1: is pretty good. Yeah, that's very very helpful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was pretty good back then that would be like,
Speaker 2: like I said, sixty seventy one hundred. No, I don't
Speaker 2: know how what inflation is, but this is thirty years ago.
Speaker 1: We're right here, We're right we're tying the boat right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're really looping the loops and pulling the strings cause
Speaker 1: Donna says that, you know, she wraps up her storyline.
Speaker 1: Brandon confesses to Susan that he has a gambling problem
Speaker 1: and Susan of course, forgives him and says, I want
Speaker 1: to help him, help you. But I was getting major
Speaker 1: mom vibes there, like, yeah, not girlfriend vibes. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was getting a little weird. And then Donna goes to
Speaker 1: the park and she meets who else but Isaiah's mom
Speaker 1: there to apologize to her for intruding into her.
Speaker 2: I don't want to correct you, but I believe that
Speaker 2: was the playground of the day care.
Speaker 1: The playground of the daycare maybe, yeah, that's where the
Speaker 1: daycare is, like a swing set thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's gonna she's not too prideful, she's gonna
Speaker 2: accept the help.
Speaker 1: But why is why is as long as I say,
Speaker 1: as mom there, if she's got a job, she has to.
Speaker 2: Donna called her down. Donna said, come meet me. I
Speaker 2: know you hate me, but come meet me.
Speaker 1: Got them into the daycare. Donna correct she used her
Speaker 1: strings and that was okay. Yeah. Now the mom's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I like you. Uh. She says she doesn't need handouts
Speaker 1: but accepts the help. Okay, which is what I mean.
Speaker 1: I still like that mom, me too.
Speaker 2: I like the whole I love that kid. That kid
Speaker 2: is so great.
Speaker 1: I like the whole thing, and it's ridiculous Isaiah that
Speaker 1: he can repay her by doing the same thing for
Speaker 1: another kid. Yeah, that was cool and he's so cute
Speaker 1: and he says you will and that's it done, done, duh.
Speaker 1: End episode. Everything's tied. I don't know what show I
Speaker 1: was watching.
Speaker 2: I was watching some nine O two one oh, some
Speaker 2: sort of like Growing Pain sitcom. Like it was so like,
Speaker 2: what is the show right now?
Speaker 1: It starts to it feels very diversified, like it feels
Speaker 1: like it's I kind of like it. It was.
Speaker 2: It moved for me.
Speaker 1: That was the thing.
Speaker 2: I never had like a moment of like this has
Speaker 2: taken a while. I was like, more storyline, more storyline,
Speaker 2: more storyline, more storyline. Okay, we'll time going to get
Speaker 2: the agency. Oh wow, we're gambling.
Speaker 1: Like it was like, oh, I'm not.
Speaker 2: Mad at it.
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at it. It was ridiculous, but I'm
Speaker 1: in And that's it, you guys, that's it. That's the
Speaker 1: end of the episode. So but I don't give it
Speaker 1: an eight and a half, all right, Yeah, I'll give
Speaker 1: it an eight. Sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I was totally entertained. Valerie's irritating me, Colin.
Speaker 2: He's so dumb, like, why didn't right, why didn't.
Speaker 1: He go Valerie?
Speaker 2: Knock it off?
Speaker 1: And what happened to Brandon? And Kelly's like little kind
Speaker 1: of like everybody's fine with that, like each other again. Nope, Nope,
Speaker 1: that's just vanished for now, vanished for now. It'll be
Speaker 1: back when it's convenient next week. Got it?
Speaker 2: So I just had to move to I just had
Speaker 2: a total brain glitch because you've been talking about Gabrielle that.
Speaker 1: I was like, where's Andrea and when she left? Yeah,
Speaker 1: uren glitch.
Speaker 2: She's at Yale or Harvard or somewhere Harvard with her baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, that's weird. Everybody watched next episode, Season six,
Speaker 1: episode fifteen, Angels. We have heard on high Oh.
Speaker 2: It's Christmas or other? Is it?
Speaker 1: I mean that feels Christmas Christmas song.
Speaker 2: I can't believe we're in season six. We are really
Speaker 2: going to jump the shark next season? I think we wait,
Speaker 2: we still have seven, eight, nine, ten.
Speaker 1: This show went on for so long. I cannot wait
Speaker 1: until we jump that charge.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well it's pretty I think we start to
Speaker 2: jump next season.
Speaker 1: Very excited about it. Yeah, yeah, that's it. You guys,
Speaker 1: I hope you liked this episode. It was a good
Speaker 1: I think we were great. Thanks for listening. Rate us,
Speaker 1: review us all that jazz, love you guys.
Speaker 2: Give us five stars.
Speaker 1: Don't be mean. We're doing our best.
Speaker 2: This is like totally you know, this is harder than
Speaker 2: anything because these episodes are ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It's not it's fun to talk about them. It's really
Speaker 1: sometimes hard to find like you know, the good, but
Speaker 1: we try.
Speaker 2: And the fashion is so like nothing to me right.
Speaker 1: Now, like anything. Yeah, it's very sort of like this
Speaker 1: was mid nineties, right yeah, and it was not.
Speaker 2: It's just sort of there ye me bye,