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Speaker 1: Divinjibile Show on Demand.

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Speaker 2: Hi everybody, I'm Uncle Sam and it's time to play

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Speaker 2: America's favorite new game show tax term or dating term.

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Speaker 2: This music, though, calls up right now eighty eight three

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Speaker 2: four three, who one O six to one, And you

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Speaker 2: can be a contestant on tax term or dating term.

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Speaker 2: Since both of those worlds are super confusing and you

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Speaker 2: end up getting screwed in the end, we figured why

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Speaker 2: not play this game because you can't tell the terms

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Speaker 2: sound the same whether it's a dating term or a

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Speaker 2: tax term. So let's play right now, Let's find our

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Speaker 2: first context contestant on dating term or tax term. Hello, Beth, Yeah, Hello,

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Speaker 2: how are you.

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Speaker 1: Good?

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Speaker 3: How are you good?

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much for your phone call. First of all,

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Speaker 2: did you do your taxes on time? That's a question

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Speaker 2: that we have for you.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I did my taxes January twenty.

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Speaker 2: Why to get that return quick? You're one of those people.

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Speaker 2: How do you do that?

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Speaker 5: I just I don't know.

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Speaker 4: We just we like money coming quick.

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Speaker 6: So we moved, we.

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Speaker 4: Bought a house, so we were like trying to get

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Speaker 4: everything done.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's awesome.

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Speaker 7: Bad.

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Speaker 2: Did you get a refund?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Little one?

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Speaker 2: How much Okay, nosy, what I'm sorry your.

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Speaker 4: Phone brother about five thousand?

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Speaker 2: What that's little? You can do stuff with five thousand dollars.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I get like twelve thousand.

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Speaker 2: Oh. Is that what happens when you're like prepared with

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Speaker 2: your taxes and you do them on time and you,

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Speaker 2: you know, have everything in order, you can get like

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Speaker 2: a lot of money back. I don't know.

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Speaker 4: That's what happens when you get married. That's what happens

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Speaker 4: when you get married and then you blame as married

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Speaker 4: instead of kind of household.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, like marriaging kids, you get a lot more back,

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Speaker 6: I believe.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: That's one of the good things about being married is

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Speaker 2: the tax thing, you know, So you should get on

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Speaker 2: the tax you have all of the breaks. All right, Beth,

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Speaker 2: are you ready to go?

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Speaker 4: Yes, I'm ready.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So you're married. So how when is the last

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Speaker 2: time you were in the dating world, like twenty years ago?

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Speaker 7: We been together for eight years? Okay, she just got married.

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Speaker 6: All right, Beth is doing real good over there.

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Speaker 2: Well, I think you'd probably be very you'll probably be

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Speaker 2: able to get the the tax terms down. She as teenagers,

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Speaker 2: so teenagers. Maybe yeah, you might be able to. All Right, hey, Beth,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to ask you before we play the

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Speaker 2: game if you could take your phone off of bluetooth

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Speaker 2: because it's really hard to understand you. Okay, that's better,

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Speaker 2: way better, All right, Beth? Here we go. Tax term

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Speaker 2: or dating term? The conduit approach? Is that a tax

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Speaker 2: term or a dating term?

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Speaker 7: Tax?

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Speaker 2: You think that's a tax term?

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Speaker 7: I don't know, Son like probably, yeah.

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Speaker 4: It's a tax term.

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Speaker 2: What do you think the conduit approach is?

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Speaker 4: I have no clue, but it sounds like a big word.

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Speaker 2: So best suspense is killing me. That is a tax term. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but I feel like that's got to be a dating

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Speaker 2: term too. I'm gonna roll up on somebody with that

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Speaker 2: conduit approach. Yeah, how did you get her number? Well?

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Speaker 2: I walked up to her. I did the conduit approach?

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Speaker 2: Bro All right, Beth, here we go, tax term or

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Speaker 2: dating term? Soft launching?

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Speaker 4: That has to be a dating term?

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Speaker 2: Are you sure?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna guess it, Beth.

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Speaker 2: Soft launching is a dating term?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. So you're two for two. Now, this

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Speaker 2: is exciting. I'm stressful. Do you know what soft launching

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Speaker 2: is I do? What is it?

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Speaker 6: It's like when it's like when you're let's say, posting

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Speaker 6: a picture of you and your person, but not their face,

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Speaker 6: so it's like you holding hands or you guys like cheersing,

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Speaker 6: so you can see that there's another person in there.

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Speaker 6: So it's not like a hard launch where you see

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Speaker 6: their face and you guys are loving on each other.

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Speaker 6: Soft launches, you know there's somebody in the picture.

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Speaker 2: That's like a business term. When they have a soft launch,

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Speaker 2: it's like a grand opening, but they don't do a

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Speaker 2: grand opening. You just kind of have a lot of

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Speaker 2: the official grand opening. They just it's a soft opening,

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Speaker 2: right exactly. Kind of the same way with dating. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so you just post and people are like, oh, they're

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Speaker 2: with somebody else, who is it? And then one day

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Speaker 2: you do the grand grand reveal and their faces in

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Speaker 2: it and you're like, this is Steve. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: The best is like you can pretend like it's somebody

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Speaker 6: even though there's no What are you say? Okay, I'm

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Speaker 6: not crazy.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Beth, I'm so sorry. Your phone is really hard

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Speaker 2: to understand. I don't know what you're saying, but totally.

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Speaker 4: Sounds like the non commitment commitment.

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Speaker 2: Yes, there it is. Okay, here we go, Beth, tax

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Speaker 2: term or dating term, constructive ownership.

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Speaker 9: Tax?

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Speaker 2: Really, man, you're so quick with the answers. I know,

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Speaker 2: she says she didn't know the you're just guessing constructive

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Speaker 2: ownership that's also a tax term. You're three for three. Now,

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Speaker 2: that's when a taxpayer may be considered to own property

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Speaker 2: or stock which he or she only indirectly owns. How

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Speaker 2: can that even mean? Well, look imagine me when I

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Speaker 2: look at tax stuff. You own it, but indirectly, you

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Speaker 2: only indirectly own it. There's I mean, they don't think

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Speaker 2: those hard right now. Yeah, I don't know how tax

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Speaker 2: people do it, all right, Beth. Tax turmer dating term, pocketing.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I think that's probably a dating term.

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Speaker 2: That's a dating term. You're really good at this best.

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Speaker 2: Pocketing mean, Nina, do you know what pocketing means? I

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Speaker 2: sure don't, but I'm going to find it. Okay, Nina's

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Speaker 2: going to look up what pocketing is means?

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Speaker 10: Like is it doesn't mean like you're keeping your relationship

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Speaker 10: like in your pocket, like you're not sharing it.

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Speaker 6: It's referred to when a person in a relationship makes

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Speaker 6: the conscious decision to hide the other person.

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Speaker 2: From his different than it's different than a soft launch.

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Speaker 2: It's actually you just you're actively hiding the other.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want everybody to know what you're doing.

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Speaker 2: That's hilarious, Victoria, you pocketing? All right, here we go, Beth,

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Speaker 2: tax term or dating term? Inter aaliyah intero aliyah inter earlier.

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Speaker 4: Dang, that's probably a tax term, just because the last

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Speaker 4: one was a dating term.

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Speaker 2: I don't know sure. Okay, so you're going with the

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Speaker 2: fact that you've noticed a trend that I've gone tax term,

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Speaker 2: dating term, tax and dating term. Hold on, what's it

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Speaker 2: called inter alia inter alia? I think it is.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I think that's probably a tax term. I'm going

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Speaker 4: to change my answer to tax term.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like a position in the comma suture as

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Speaker 2: it does. Yeah, that is a dating term, is it. No,

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Speaker 2: it's a tax term. It's Latin for among other things.

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Speaker 2: Could also be in the conversation. Yeah, I think it's both. Actually,

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Speaker 2: you got that one wrong. It's both. I'm just calling

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Speaker 2: it both right now. Congratulations.

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Speaker 1: The Jubile Show on demand.

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Speaker 2: It's another Jubile phone.

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Speaker 1: Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Well, hello there, carpenter man. How are you. I'm fine?

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Speaker 2: Who is that? This is aiden? Yes, yes, carpenter man. Hi,

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Speaker 2: this is Pete Eakins. I'm the vice vice president of

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Speaker 2: the Homeowners Association and I needed to speak with you

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Speaker 2: about a little something. Carpenter man.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Homer Association. What can you?

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Speaker 11: What can I do?

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Speaker 2: Double vice president actually vice vice president of the homeowns

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Speaker 2: Homeowners Association, and I needed to give you a call,

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Speaker 2: carpenter man, because we've gotten some reports from some things

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Speaker 2: happening at your residence that what well, carpenter man, there

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Speaker 2: is an absurd amount of woodworking going on at your establishment.

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Speaker 12: It's it's on my property.

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Speaker 2: Yep. Okay, Well, let's say let's not throw that term

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Speaker 2: around all willing nilly, shall we. Uh, I know is

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Speaker 2: definitely our house.

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Speaker 3: What's what's what's the specific complaint?

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Speaker 2: Well, carpenter man, I don't know if you know this

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Speaker 2: or not. You definitely know this. The carpentery in carpentering

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Speaker 2: that you're doing, that you're doing, the woodworking that you're

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Speaker 2: doing is causing a lot of wood flakes at your flakes, saws, wood, sawdust,

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Speaker 2: wood chippings. There's loose wood at your house, all over

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Speaker 2: your residence, and I've gotten quite a few complaints.

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Speaker 3: I don't know who would be complaining. We definitely clean

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Speaker 3: up and.

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Speaker 2: All right, so let me stop right there. Do you

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Speaker 2: mind telling me by my name? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Can we get started right there? And then I'll take

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Speaker 3: a carpenter.

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Speaker 2: Manual made of what what did you sa say? I'm

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Speaker 2: sorry about this one, carpenter man.

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Speaker 3: I have asked you to come me by my name.

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Speaker 3: My name is Aiden.

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Speaker 12: I'm treating you with respect.

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Speaker 4: I would like to have the same reciprocated, if that's okay.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm sorry if I'm coming off disrespectful. I'm sorry

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Speaker 2: about that. I didn't mean to be disrespectful. I thought

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Speaker 2: you would like the title of carpenter man, carpenter man.

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Speaker 4: All right, you know what, I'm gonna go ahead and

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Speaker 4: in this call.

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Speaker 3: Do you have anything else to say?

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Speaker 12: Maybe you could just get in touch with my wife, and.

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Speaker 2: I think, well, we don't need to have much more

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Speaker 2: of a conversation. I just need to let you know

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Speaker 2: that you're being fined four hundred and thirty five dollars

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Speaker 2: for the wood. Respect.

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Speaker 3: I don't think so.

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Speaker 2: I do not think so.

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Speaker 3: That is that that is ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: Well, the bottom line is you can't be getting the

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Speaker 2: wood anymore at your house. Carpenter man, it's terrible for

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Speaker 2: my allergies and we can't have that happen in this neighborhood.

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Speaker 12: I'm sorry for your allergies.

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Speaker 3: There is nothing in our agreements it says I have

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Speaker 3: to be concerned with your allergies.

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Speaker 4: When it comes to look this, this is.

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Speaker 8: Out of hand.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna can I just ask you to.

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Speaker 4: Please contact my wife.

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Speaker 3: Leave me out of this.

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Speaker 4: I'm getting a little up that right now and I

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Speaker 4: don't want to speak.

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Speaker 2: To you with any the respect.

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Speaker 4: You please take this up with my wife. Put it

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Speaker 4: in pay, put it in riding.

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Speaker 3: You'll put it in the mailbox and we'll take a

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Speaker 3: look at it.

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Speaker 4: When it comes.

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Speaker 2: I'll just send the fine directly to your house. Then, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know what.

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Speaker 8: Why don't you do that?

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Speaker 3: Look here, I'm gonna go back to my house right now.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna scoop up.

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Speaker 4: Every piece of sawdust I can find. I'm gonna bring

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Speaker 1: What is your address?

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Speaker 2: Where exactly are you on the street? Well, I could

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Speaker 2: you for a swearing I've got to send you a swearing.

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Speaker 3: Why did you just add it to the list?

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Speaker 12: Put it on the voy.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be fifteen dollars for each of those swear words.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry about that.

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Speaker 3: Fantastic Let's make it thirty oh about all right? You

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Speaker 2: I don't know if my is to handle that. I

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Speaker 8: Then what do you mean? What?

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Speaker 2: This is actually Jewbel from the Jewbel Show doing a

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Speaker 2: She said that you guys live in a nag run

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Speaker 3: Know what, I've probably dropped it too many times right now, So.

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Speaker 2: Have a good rest of the day. Carpenter Man.

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Speaker 11: The Jubile Show on demand, It's time War of the

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Speaker 2: Lisa is on the phone today for War of the

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Speaker 2: Tell us what's going on.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I really appreciate it, you guys giving me the opportunity.

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Speaker 8: So what's been going on is, like you said, my

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Speaker 12: Calls, he's always super harsh when he receives them, so.

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Speaker 2: Like, describe what happens? What do you mean by that?

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Speaker 8: So whenever he picks up calls, he always says his work,

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Speaker 2: It okay, So he's hiding his conversations from you.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, it was never really like that before.

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Speaker 2: It could be like a work thing. He always says

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Speaker 8: It really does feel that way because he has changed

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Speaker 6: Or is there anything else that's happening that makes you

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Speaker 8: On you, just as distant behavior that I had previously mentioned.

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Speaker 8: And yes, I have definitely brought it to his attention

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's not a good sign when people say you're reacting,

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Speaker 8: Yeah, thankfully he hasn't done angry or anything. But he's like, Oh,

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Speaker 8: I think you're just thinking to loop too much into.

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Speaker 6: It again, Devil's Advocate. Maybe he's just got something else

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Speaker 6: It sounds like something is being hidden, but it might

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Speaker 2: Like, how have things been when your relationship or things

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Speaker 8: I definitely believe I know him very well. It's just

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Speaker 8: it's been extremely recent, like only a couple of months now,

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Speaker 2: So not to get too much into your business, but

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I was still intimate.

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Speaker 3: That has not changed at all.

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Speaker 8: We still go out regular together, we still see friends,

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Speaker 6: So when he when you're out with friends, does he

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Speaker 8: Those calls have also happened we were out with friends too.

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Speaker 2: This is a new thing.

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Speaker 8: It's literally been match three months.

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Speaker 6: What other call, would you always have to answer, like

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Speaker 6: I mean, you didn't say anything about this, But if

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Speaker 8: Even answering his own parents or other relatives, like they

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Speaker 2: So I was going to hide right, So, but it

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Speaker 8: Mm hm, that's what it feels like to me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, we'll see if we can figure it out.

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Speaker 2: Then you already told us a grocery store. He's a

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Speaker 2: choose one Rewards card member at random who gets free

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Speaker 2: if he sends them to you or somebody else. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: thank you, all right, We'll play a song come back

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Speaker 2: and get your Ward The Roses to Catch Acheater next.

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Speaker 2: Right in the middle of war The Roses to Catch

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Speaker 2: before we make the phone call, lease, So why don't

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Speaker 2: you just remind everybody why you think Tom might be cheating?

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Speaker 12: So I have.

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Speaker 8: Become suspicious on my boyfriend's behavior because he's been answering

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Speaker 3: Sometimes he leaves the room.

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Speaker 8: So he's just been generally distant and he was never

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Speaker 2: All right, So we're about to call him, and we're

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Speaker 2: if he buys that load of crap. And if he does,

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Speaker 2: for us to call him?

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Speaker 12: I am all right?

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Speaker 2: Here we go.

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Speaker 12: Hello?

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Speaker 2: Is this Tom?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Tom Tom. How are you? This is

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Speaker 2: Jorbin from I was calling to let you know that

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Speaker 2: congratulations you're this month's winner.

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Speaker 3: Hey, hey, what what?

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Speaker 8: What?

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Speaker 11: What did I win?

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Speaker 2: The flowers? Of course, aren't you excited?

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Speaker 12: Flower like like Marijuan.

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Speaker 2: No, we don't give that away. I wish we could, though.

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Speaker 10: What about?

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Speaker 8: What is it?

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Speaker 3: What is this conversation?

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Speaker 2: I'm calling from the grocery store where you're Awards card member.

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Speaker 12: Okay, we're doing a thing.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you saw. Every single month we

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Speaker 2: very much for shopping with us and being a loyal customer.

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Speaker 2: You just want thirty six long stem red roses, a

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Speaker 2: box of chocolates, and a card to be delivered anywhere

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Speaker 2: in the United States for free. It's actually a three

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Speaker 8: Okay, okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 12: Really, I'm gonna give you an address and you send

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Speaker 2: I will absolutely do that. Are these going to you?

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Speaker 2: I just need to put a name on it as all.

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Speaker 12: I want them to go to Rosemary.

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Speaker 9: Okay, Rosemary.

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Speaker 8: She lives in Florida.

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Speaker 3: I can. I'll call you guys back to get the

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Speaker 8: But it's Rosemary.

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Speaker 12: That's my grandmother.

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Speaker 2: Oh, okay, that's your grandma.

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Speaker 3: I think she'll enjoy a little more than any women

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Speaker 3: I can meet.

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Speaker 7: In the world.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and it is there any love interest? You might

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Speaker 2: want to send some flowers to two. We can maybe

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Speaker 2: hook you up on that with an extra bouquet.

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Speaker 4: Oh you will give me a double up?

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Speaker 5: Mean?

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Speaker 2: Why not? Sure? You know you shop here all the time?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 12: Sure, Well, I mean it's a girl.

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Speaker 3: I kind of like her, but she's kind of ugly,

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Speaker 3: a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, Tom, are you drinking again?

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Speaker 8: You sound like you've been hanging off through the night train.

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Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 2: This is actually the Jubil Show. This is Jubil. Hi, Hi, Nina,

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Speaker 2: I'm here too. I'm Victoria here your girlfriend.

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Speaker 12: Well, I love y'all, man, y'all.

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Speaker 1: You too.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on though.

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Speaker 3: I can't understand your grandmother.

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Speaker 12: But who is the girl that's a little bit ugly?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I want to know that too.

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Speaker 6: It's just it's just it's just something to like a

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Speaker 2: She's just a little bit like Lisa.

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Speaker 6: I'm so sorry because I don't think right we're gonna

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Speaker 8: Yeah, we're not all right.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, I was just trying to make you stupid.

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Speaker 2: I just wanted to make you stupid.

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Speaker 8: It's good when it stupid.

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Speaker 3: You know, you want to have to know.

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Speaker 2: No, Hammer, No, I'm not drinking at all.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just like, I'm just trying to make

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Speaker 8: You feel me to make you cool?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: You're drunk. So are you out with love your buddy

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Speaker 2: night Train? Lisa says that you go drinking.

451
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Speaker 12: With Yeah, we're together right now.

452
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Speaker 2: Okay, Lisa, there's your answer. I don't know what's going on.

453
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:42,800
Speaker 2: I don't either.

454
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Speaker 6: At least finally, i'd be pretty mad, But right now

455
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,800
Speaker 6: this was an entertaining conversation.

456
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I am a he is like this when he's drunk.

457
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Speaker 8: At least at.

458
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Speaker 3: Least I don't.

459
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Speaker 7: I don't.

460
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Speaker 8: I'm not.

461
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Speaker 3: I'm not trying to bother anybody.

462
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,920
Speaker 2: Well, no, we bothered you. We called you. You're in

463
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Speaker 2: the middle of enjoying your after with night Training. You

464
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,879
Speaker 2: know what I mean? So, Tom, are you cheating on

465
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Speaker 2: your girlfriend? I just have to ask you. I'm just asking.

466
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:13,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, weybody yeah, yeah, we are.

467
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,280
Speaker 2: Are you? Are you for real? Come on, you're over

468
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,560
Speaker 2: wants to know. Man, Oh No, I'm not really keean.

469
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:21,320
Speaker 2: I'm just having sake.

470
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:26,040
Speaker 6: Sometimes I'm saying, I'm laughing so much.

471
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,440
Speaker 3: I don't know what to do.

472
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,440
Speaker 2: I don't think he is. I mean I think now

473
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:31,600
Speaker 2: he's just messing with us.

474
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Speaker 12: No, I'm not saying like it's not all the time.

475
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:40,680
Speaker 2: It's just like part time. What at Lisa? I don't

476
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Speaker 2: feel good about this.

477
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know, thank you, because I don't know

478
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:46,080
Speaker 8: if you're joking or not.

479
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Speaker 12: I really don't you know.

480
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Speaker 3: I'm serious.

481
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:49,280
Speaker 8: I'm not cheating.

482
00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 2: I'm just a part time cheating.

483
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Speaker 9: That means it's like sometimes I have sexual another woman

484
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Speaker 9: and then sometimes I won't.

485
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Speaker 12: You Tom, I'm just trying to make your timey, that's all.

486
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:04,000
Speaker 1: Like.

487
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:04,760
Speaker 4: I'm a comedy.

488
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:05,480
Speaker 2: I'm a comedy.

489
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:06,600
Speaker 3: That's what I do for a living.

490
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:10,160
Speaker 12: I'm a comedian. So like, I'm just trying.

491
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Speaker 2: To make your okay. So are you cheating on your girlfriend?

492
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:16,240
Speaker 10: Yes?

493
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:17,920
Speaker 1: Damn?

494
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,800
Speaker 12: I mean what are you want from me?

495
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:21,400
Speaker 8: Yes?

496
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:22,600
Speaker 4: No, I don't know.

497
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,760
Speaker 2: We'll let you get back to hanging out with night Train.

498
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 2: And then Lisa wants to talk to you later, Lisa.

499
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,520
Speaker 2: I just don't know about him because I don't know

500
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,760
Speaker 2: if we're going to get anywhere with that.

501
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:37,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, me neither. I think he's really been pounding

502
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:41,160
Speaker 8: the butterweiss a little too much. Well, you know what,

503
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,520
Speaker 8: at least I actually am pretty sold on the fact

504
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,440
Speaker 8: he is not cheating on me. But I think he's

505
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,880
Speaker 8: associating with someone I'm just.

506
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,120
Speaker 2: Not fond of. And that's why now he's been so secretive.

507
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:52,840
Speaker 2: That's what you got out of that.

508
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:58,080
Speaker 8: Yes, that explains why he's been hiding to who he's

509
00:22:58,119 --> 00:23:00,800
Speaker 8: talking to on the phone. Night Drink got to be

510
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 8: in town. They love to go out to drink together

511
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,520
Speaker 8: and I hate.

512
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 2: That, damn it. Night training seriously. Well, at least you

513
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 2: know he's not cheating, he's just hanging out with night

514
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:19,920
Speaker 2: Training again right now. Yeah, once you find out, once

515
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 2: you have a once he silver's up and you have

516
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,960
Speaker 2: a conversation with him, let us know for sure. If

517
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 2: you guys get to you know the bottom of it,

518
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 2: good luck.

519
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:27,960
Speaker 8: I will definitely let you know.

520
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 2: All right, Thank you, Thank you.

521
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:45,920
Speaker 11: The Double Show on demand Geubles Dirty Little Secret, Hello.

522
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Speaker 2: Hi, Hi, you have a dirty Little Secret.

523
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Speaker 12: I do have a dirty little secret.

524
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 2: Sweet, What is it?

525
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:55,920
Speaker 12: So?

526
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Speaker 5: I have been sleeping with my older brothers fiance officially fiance.

527
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 2: Whoa, yeah, how did that do start?

528
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 12: Yeah?

529
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:13,920
Speaker 5: So they have been dating for almost five years, and

530
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 5: we started about almost two years ago. She and I

531
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 5: just started eating really close, especially after three years. She

532
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,439
Speaker 5: was just getting really close to my brother, so I figured,

533
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,119
Speaker 5: you know, she was probably gonna get the ring. So

534
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 5: then I started hanging out with her more and she

535
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,880
Speaker 5: was the first person I ever came out to as

536
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:38,160
Speaker 5: by and it was really amazing, and she was really

537
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 5: receptive of it, which was surprising. We're both from really

538
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 5: strong religious background families, and it just felt amazing to

539
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 5: have an ally in the family, and so I saw

540
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,919
Speaker 5: her as definitely.

541
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Speaker 12: In the inner circle, I guess.

542
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 5: But it took not long after me coming out to

543
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 5: her that we started going to LBGQ plus community inclusive

544
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 5: events and organizations, and after one drag brunch.

545
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 12: We she kissed me, and I thought.

546
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,919
Speaker 5: It was like a funny thing, and she's like a

547
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 5: really physical person, so I was just, you know, I

548
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 5: just didn't think anything of it. But then that obviously

549
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,960
Speaker 5: like led to a few other things, and before I

550
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 5: knew it. We were we were doing more than kissing.

551
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 5: Whoa yeah uh and you know it in my guilt

552
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 5: really set in when I saw he bought the ring.

553
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:42,879
Speaker 5: So yeah, yeah, but now I am you know, unless

554
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 5: something happens with the radio equipment or he doesn't hear

555
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:46,400
Speaker 5: the segment.

556
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,679
Speaker 12: I figure this coming my last shot and I'm going

557
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,439
Speaker 12: to just move out of the state and hope for

558
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 12: the best.

559
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 2: Wow. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little

560
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 2: secret and good luck. Yeah.

561
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 12: Thanks, guys, love the show. I appreciate it.

562
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:02,920
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you.

563
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 1: The Jubile Show on demand.

564
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Speaker 2: How do you say I'm sorry I peed on your stuff?

565
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 2: You don't this is the Jubil Show. Well, I don't know.

566
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 2: I would think our listeners might disagree. The phone lines

567
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Speaker 2: are packed with people because I need your help. Call

568
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Speaker 2: us eight eight eight three four three one oh six

569
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Speaker 2: one eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.

570
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Speaker 2: Text in four one o six one. What is the

571
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Speaker 2: perfect I'm sorry I peed on your stuff gift because

572
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 2: I I'm in the market for one of those. Now,

573
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:36,640
Speaker 2: what did you do? This is unreal? Well, so I

574
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,359
Speaker 2: do a lot of self care. Yeah, okay, you guys

575
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 2: know that and One of the things that I do

576
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 2: is every once in a while I'll go into a

577
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 2: hyperbaric oxygen chamber and I'll get some new oxygen in me,

578
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,679
Speaker 2: kind of refill the oxygen tank. It feels great. The

579
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 2: problem is when you're in one of those things, it's pressurized,

580
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 2: so it takes about five to ten ten minutes to

581
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 2: get out. So I always try to because I have

582
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,640
Speaker 2: to pee a lot, so I always try to time

583
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 2: it out appropriately. I think you know where this is

584
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 2: going now to where I don't drink much water before

585
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 2: I make sure that I pee before I get in there,

586
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 2: and I take a water bottle in there with me,

587
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 2: an empty one in case I have to pee while

588
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:27,160
Speaker 2: I'm in there. Because one time I had to pee

589
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 2: and I talked to them on this little walkie talking.

590
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,400
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, can you guys let me out.

591
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 2: It takes about ten minutes, So I was holding my

592
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 2: pee for ten minutes and I almost peed in there.

593
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 2: So I was in there the other day and.

594
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Speaker 10: I have a question real quick, are you naked in

595
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 10: there or do you have clothes on?

596
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 2: Oh that's a good question. Well, nobody can see you,

597
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 2: so you could get any way you want. Normally I

598
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 2: have normally I have pants one, but I've thought about

599
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 2: getting naked in there just for fun, you know, Stan

600
00:27:55,800 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 2: hang out, What do I do now? Oh Man calls

601
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 2: up eighted eight three four three. When I was six,

602
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 2: when I'm asking what is the perfect Hey, I'm sorry

603
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 2: I peed on your stuff gift. So I was in

604
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:12,400
Speaker 2: the oxygen chamber and I had to pee, and I

605
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 2: was like, well, it was just I had just kind

606
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,719
Speaker 2: of started too, So I was like, there's no way

607
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 2: I'm going to ask them to depressurize it so I

608
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 2: can get out and pee right now. I'm going to

609
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 2: try to hold it. And I couldn't hold it any longer.

610
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,879
Speaker 2: So I was like, well, I'll pee in this water bottle,

611
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 2: you know, And so I started trying to cause it's

612
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,640
Speaker 2: you lay down in it. It's not like a thing

613
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 2: you can really even sit up in, so it's hard

614
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 2: to maneuver around. Yes, I'm making excuses for the fact

615
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 2: that I wasn't able to do this very well. So

616
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 2: I tried to pee in the water bottle that I

617
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 2: brought in there, except, like I said, you can't move

618
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 2: around very well. And also it was a water bottle

619
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 2: that's just like a smaller water bottle, not saying that

620
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 2: I need like a big water bottle, but just the oh,

621
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 2: isn't like a good size Okay, So I started to

622
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 2: I started to go a little bit in the water bottle,

623
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 2: but then I knocked the water bottle over. And then

624
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 2: because I knocked the water bottle over, I got like nervous,

625
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:18,719
Speaker 2: and then everything just let go, And so said's petal

626
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 2: and the oxygen thing I just picturing and jubile again,

627
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 2: just laying there naked. Oh yeah, what did I do now?

628
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 2: And laying there in this oxygen chamber that's pressurized, covered

629
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 2: in peae, covered any going, well, okay, what do I

630
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 2: do now? Like I can't and there's nothing to clean

631
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 2: it up with, right, And so I'm like, I don't. Okay,

632
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 2: I guess I'll just wait till it's over and then

633
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 2: I'll tell the guy you sat in it that whole time?

634
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 2: How long is that? It was probably another forty five minutes.

635
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Speaker 7: Wait.

636
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 2: It was not the best oxygen tank experience you could

637
00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 2: ever ask for. And I thought it was a ten minutes,

638
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 2: Well I was ten minutes in you sat I sat

639
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 2: in my fee for you know, forty five ish minutes.

640
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 2: But it gave me time to think, like, okay, how

641
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 2: can I And I was hoping that maybe it'll dry

642
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 2: up and they'll never know, but that doesn't happen, you know, Yeah,

643
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 2: And it gave me time to try to figure out something.

644
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 2: But I couldn't figure out anything. So he opened up

645
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 2: the tank and then I came out and I was like, hey, man,

646
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 2: so you guys cleaned this after somebody uses it, right,

647
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 2: And he's like, yeah, of course. And I was like

648
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 2: he was looking at me like, yeah, of course we do.

649
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 2: Was it dirty before or something like I was going

650
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:38,479
Speaker 2: to complain. I was like, okay, well, I'm real sorry,

651
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 2: but I had an accident in there. I said, an accident,

652
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 2: like three year old. And then he was super cool

653
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 2: about it though. He was like, oh okay, I'll go

654
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 2: get gloves on and stuff to clean it. And he

655
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 2: grabbed clean stuff and I was like, oh man, I'm

656
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 2: really sorry. He's like, no, it's it's fine, it's fine.

657
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 2: I mean I could tell he was not happy about it. Well,

658
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 2: but I mean he he really had a good customer

659
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 2: service attitude about the whole thing. Except now I feel

660
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,719
Speaker 2: bad because I, you know, I would rather clean up

661
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 2: my own pe. I don't really expect other people to

662
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 2: clean up my pee. Yeah, yeah, but he did. And

663
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 2: now I want to get him a gift to say

664
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry I peed on your stuff, and I just

665
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 2: don't know what the proper I'm sorry I peed in

666
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 2: your stuff gift is because you're going to go back there. Yeah,

667
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 2: I have to go back there because I want to

668
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 2: use oxygen chamber again and I want them to let

669
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 2: me use it again because also, I don't know, they

670
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 2: could be talking about it right now and be like

671
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 2: he's never allowed in again because he peed in there.

672
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 2: Eighty eight three four three six one. Hey Kaya, Hello.

673
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 3: Kaya, Yeah, I'm here.

674
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 2: Hey, thank you for your phone call. Do you have

675
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 2: any advice for me on what kind of what I

676
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 2: can do for the dude that clean up my pee

677
00:31:56,640 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 2: and oxygen chamber? Oh? Okay, what are you calling for?

678
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 2: You just want to laugh with us?

679
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, totally.

680
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 7: No.

681
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 2: I was calling because I had a friend pee on

682
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 2: my stuff. Oh did they get you? And I'm sorry

683
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 2: I peed on your stuff? Gift?

684
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 11: Yeah?

685
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 4: He uh peed on my couch.

686
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 2: I called him at work and yelled at him, and

687
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 2: then I gave him my couch. He actually got the couch. Wow,

688
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 2: did they give me the oxygen chamber? That'd be sweet. Yeah.

689
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 2: I wish it was like that with stuff, if you

690
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 2: just peede on it all of a sudden it was

691
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 2: yours because oh yeah.

692
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 9: He got really drunk and decided he had to sleep

693
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 9: at my house and then decided to pee on my

694
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 9: couch and then left the keater next to it to

695
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 9: try to dry it.

696
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 2: Ew. So did he get you in? Yeah, he got

697
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,720
Speaker 2: a free couch out of the deal. Yeah, it's been

698
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 2: peed on before, but whatever, it was his bee. Did

699
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 2: he give you anything?

700
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 8: He gave me. Hell.

701
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 2: He's given me hell ever since. Okay, thank you very

702
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 2: much for your coke. Call eight three four three six

703
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 2: one text in four one of six one. Hey Amanda, Yeah,

704
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 2: what's the perfect I'm sorry I pete on your stuff.

705
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 9: Gift my boyfriend who wasn't my boyfriend at the time,

706
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 9: he pete on my carpet. That was very expensive that

707
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 9: I bought a rug. But you bought me flower balls,

708
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 9: Lily flower ball, it's my favorite flower, sixteen of them.

709
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 9: And then he wrote a song and recorded it.

710
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 2: Oh, so maybe I could go into the wellness place

711
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 2: like that with some lilyes a song and a song.

712
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 9: Just go plant them. Outside of the business, we still

713
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 9: have all the lily.

714
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 2: Every years, good memory flowers and a song.

715
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 10: Did you ever get you a new carpet?

716
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 3: No, but he cleaned it.

717
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 2: That's nice.

718
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like every time I look at the lilies, it's like, oh,

719
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 6: remember that time you beat on my.

720
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 2: Carpet, trying to figure out what to get the guy

721
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 2: who cleaned up my pee after I peed in the

722
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 2: oxygen tank. Lily's in a song, So just fucking there.

723
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:16,320
Speaker 2: Hey man, I'm sorry that I peed all over the pliz,

724
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:21,439
Speaker 2: but here's some lilies. I appreciate you fa not bad,

725
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,399
Speaker 2: not at all. Actually that's a good freestyle. Thank you,

726
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 2: Hey Tyler, Yes, what is the perfect? Hey, I'm sorry

727
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 2: I peede on your stuff.

728
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 7: Gift basically just like a replacement of what they key

729
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,839
Speaker 7: it on. So like my stepdad one night, I woke

730
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 7: up and my stepdad' slup walked and I woke up

731
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 7: to him pain in my closet on all my work

732
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,799
Speaker 7: clothes and my work booths and stuff like that. And

733
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,360
Speaker 7: here's a complete denial. And I was like here, I

734
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 7: was like, you don't believe me. I was like you know,

735
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 7: smell my boot and he was like, I'm so sorry.

736
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 7: So he bought me like new work clothes and stuff.

737
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 2: Okay, well that that's a good advice, except I think

738
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 2: those oxygen chambers are thousands of dollars and I'm looking

739
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 2: for something, you know, nineteen ninety five ishes. We're leaning

740
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 2: towards the lilies. Yeah, I might go with lilies in

741
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 2: his song. Thank you very phone call. Maybe I'll call

742
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 2: the dude. You know what, I'll see if I can

743
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 2: call him, that would be a great idea. And I'll

744
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 2: do it tomorrow at this time. I'll call him on

745
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 2: the air actually apologtologize. Will you sing the song that

746
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:26,319
Speaker 2: you create for him? Yes? Actually, so cool. You know what.

747
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 2: I'll make him a song and I don't know if

748
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,959
Speaker 2: he likes lilies or not, but I don't know about

749
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 2: the flowers. But I'll i'll call him tomorrow at the

750
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 2: same time and I'll sing to him and say that

751
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Okay, I'll get his phone number and do that.

752
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:45,760
Speaker 2: She was going to be the singing Peek. They're definitely

753
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 2: going to ban me from the place after I do

754
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 2: that tomorrow, But that's what I'm going to do to

755
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 2: say sorry, Okay, I think that's I think it's a

756
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:52,280
Speaker 2: great idea.

757
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 6: I just want you to face him skinny dipping anyone. Oh,

758
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 6: as the seasons begin to change, the waterstufs looking real good.

759
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 6: And there's a list of the top places to go

760
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 6: skinny dipping in the US that have just been named.

761
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 6: Top three are with Shugle River, Washington, Maso Beach, Wisconsin,

762
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 6: and Porcupine Mountains Wilderness State Park in Michigan.

763
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 2: Wow.

764
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 6: Now, apparently what makes these all the best places to

765
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 6: go is the trees and the mountains and.

766
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 2: Rocks to jump off of interest, isn't that wild? Well?

767
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 2: I want to go skinny dipping now, right. Have you

768
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,800
Speaker 2: guys been skinny dipping before in public? Yes?

769
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 6: Where I was in Hawaii and I was at my

770
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,399
Speaker 6: friend's wedding and it was at night. Now here's the thing.

771
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 6: I don't know how to swim, but I was dared

772
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 6: to go get in the water.

773
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 10: Thought'd be a good idea to go.

774
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

775
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 6: I had been drinking Victoria. Okay, I had a few drinks.

776
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,720
Speaker 6: It wasn't until later they told me there were sharks

777
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 6: in that water. So I'm brave that's what happened.

778
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 2: Have you, Jubul, Yeah, I did it one time in Cuba.

779
00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 2: I had never really gone skinny dipping before. I didn't.

780
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 2: I was like, whatever, what's the dear naked?

781
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 8: Right?

782
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 2: I already feel naked when I'm in swim trunks and

783
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 2: I'm in the water. But then my wife and I

784
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 2: went to Cuba one time and we were in the

785
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 2: water and nobody was around. I was like, dude, let's yeah,

786
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 2: skinny dip a little bit, and so we didn't. It

787
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 2: was fun, but then I was scared too, because I'm like,

788
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 2: there's fish in the water, and fish get hungry and

789
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 2: they put worms on the end of fishing poles, you know,

790
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 2: as bait, and I was like, dude, there's definitely obviously

791
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 2: what I had as bait. It was not appetizing to

792
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 2: the fish. They're like, I can't feel I can't get

793
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,839
Speaker 2: full on that. So apparently what's trending today is what

794
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:40,359
Speaker 2: is hanging off A Jubil text in four one six,

795
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 2: Have you skinny dipped in the Washugel River and do

796
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 2: you agree it's the best place in the world for

797
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:47,840
Speaker 2: skinny dipping? I mean, that's team building.

798
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 11: The Jubile Show on demand, Lady, I have noticed that

799
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 11: if there's one thing that's gonna test your friendship with

800
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 11: your homegirls, it's a trip to Miami.

801
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:02,320
Speaker 2: So what you always saying about Miami is true. That's crazy.

802
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 2: People on TikTok right now are saying that going to

803
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 2: Miami is cursed and if you take a trip to

804
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:12,800
Speaker 2: Miami with a group, you will come back not friends.

805
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 2: It's a trend that's going viral so much so that

806
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 2: these videos are getting like eight million views and the

807
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 2: comments are people agreeing that, yes, they went to Miami

808
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 2: with a group of friends and it was cursed. So

809
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 2: it's officially the Miami curse. Is that wild? It's true though,

810
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 2: it's the Jewel Show. Yeah, I'm sorry, it's Truni in it.

811
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 2: You think it's true? Yes, So I did go on

812
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 2: a trip with my friends. A big group of us

813
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 2: went down on a Memorial Day weekend and we were

814
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:42,399
Speaker 2: staying in Coconut Grove in Miami, and we lost one

815
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 2: of our friends and we couldn't find her. She didn't

816
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,800
Speaker 2: tell anybody where she went, and we were so mad

817
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 2: we found her because she had these little like chicken

818
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 2: cutlet inserts for her bra and so it's like she

819
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 2: left a little trail behind her of her things in

820
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 2: the apartment complex that somebody last saw her in and

821
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:00,359
Speaker 2: we found her and she was screaming because we found

822
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 2: her and she didn't want to leave this dude that

823
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:05,320
Speaker 2: you hooked up whatever. It was crazy. So you guys

824
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 2: were wandering around Miami trying to find your friend, like

825
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 2: little bread crumbs the chicken cutlets from.

826
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 6: Her bra So we use the breadcrumbs to find her,

827
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 6: and then we decided that we're never going on vacation

828
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 6: with her again because it turned into a big fight.

829
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody was Okay. I feel like this is an

830
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 2: actual curse. There's the official Miami curse that's going viral

831
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 2: on TikTok. People are saying that if you go in

832
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 2: a group to Miami, you will come back not friends,

833
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 2: or if you go to Miami, something bad will happen

834
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 2: to you after right, No matter what, you will come

835
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 2: back different if you go to Miami. I believe that Miami.

836
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 2: Miami is an amazing city. I love Miami. I would

837
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 2: love to live in Miami, but Miami, I don't know.

838
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,280
Speaker 2: I don't know if I could handle living in Miami.

839
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 2: Miami is obviously a party city, and they don't go

840
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:56,320
Speaker 2: out until like midnight there anyway, and the clubs there

841
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 2: they stay open all night, and I think they have

842
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,800
Speaker 2: to stop serving out alcohol at like five in the morning.

843
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:02,359
Speaker 10: Wow.

844
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,879
Speaker 2: So what they'll do is because they can start again

845
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 2: at like seven am. Yeah, So they'll stop for an

846
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 2: hour and then people will just hang out in the club.

847
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,759
Speaker 2: They don't have to kick them out. They hang out

848
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,399
Speaker 2: and they drink soda or whatever nothing for an hour,

849
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 2: and then it turns into a morning beach party and

850
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,280
Speaker 2: you just start drinking again. So they start at midnight

851
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 2: and then they just don't end, which is amazing. Also

852
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 2: a really good recipe for messing up a friendship. Yeah, easily,

853
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 2: especially I do.

854
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 6: Have you ever had one of those slushies when you're

855
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 6: there jubil I can't think of the name of the

856
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 6: place where you get them from, but they have this

857
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,839
Speaker 6: blue slushy drink that's definitely alcoholic, and it's called call

858
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 6: a cab. And those are the things that got everybody

859
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,319
Speaker 6: in trouble. You'll see people on the corner outside of

860
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,800
Speaker 6: this bar fighting because everybody's drinking his col cabs.

861
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 2: Are so good. I agree. I went to Miami and

862
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 2: it's one of the best memories of my life. But

863
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:02,959
Speaker 2: it did it. I would say I was cursed. Yeah,

864
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 2: I would say the Miami curse affected me too. This

865
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 2: was years and years and years ago. But I had

866
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 2: shows I was doing. I do stand up and I

867
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 2: had shows at the Improv in Palm Beach to Palm

868
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:16,319
Speaker 2: Beach Improv, so that's a little it's like forty five

869
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 2: minutes away from Miami. And the shows were amazing, right,

870
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 2: And I made a lot of money because it's a

871
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 2: huge place. And I flew in actually one of my

872
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 2: best friends from high school because he doesn't get to

873
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,319
Speaker 2: travel much, you know, and it was his birthday. So

874
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 2: I was like, yo, man, come on, Ricky, come hang

875
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 2: out with me for the weekend in Miami. It's my

876
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 2: first time headlining a comedy club in Miami. Well wait, anyway,

877
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,919
Speaker 2: forty five minutes away from Miami, it's my first time

878
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 2: headlining this comedy club. Come out, we'll party for your birthday.

879
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 2: The first set of shows went good, and then you know,

880
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 2: I was at the club and Miami took over from

881
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,720
Speaker 2: forty five minutes away. It does that. And I was like, Ricky,

882
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 2: we should get a limo to take us to Miami tonight.

883
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,800
Speaker 2: What do you think about that? And Ricky's one of

884
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 2: those friends that you have in your life that is

885
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 2: always down to make the wrong decision. Was like, yeah,

886
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 2: we should definitely do that. So I found a pink limo.

887
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,720
Speaker 2: I wanted that. Yeah, a pink limo.

888
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 4: Wow.

889
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 2: We did a little photo shoot on the limo before

890
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,319
Speaker 2: we left, Yeah, he did. And then we went down

891
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,240
Speaker 2: to Miami for the night and we got to this club.

892
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:23,799
Speaker 2: It was really cool. It was like it looked like

893
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 2: a food truck. Because also one of the guys that

894
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:27,440
Speaker 2: was working at the comedy club is from Miami. He's like,

895
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 2: I'll show you around. His name was Cisco. He's like,

896
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 2: I'll show you around. She'd never trusted a dude named

897
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 2: Cisco anyway, but he was like he took They opened

898
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,359
Speaker 2: up the door and he goes, come in this food

899
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 2: truck where it's just a food truck. We was a

900
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 2: huge club. We were there and obviously we drank way

901
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 2: too much. And then we get back in the limo

902
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:47,359
Speaker 2: and then we went to a strip club in Miami. Yeah,

903
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 2: he did. My flight was at like nine in the morning. Oh,

904
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 2: and we went to the strip club. I think at

905
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:59,800
Speaker 2: around one two o'clock in the morning. All I remember

906
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 2: is being in an Uber, not the Limo that I

907
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 2: rented because Ricky left a while ago, and I getting

908
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,439
Speaker 2: an Uber. I remember walking out of the strip club going,

909
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:15,319
Speaker 2: oh no, it's daylight, and then calling an uber to

910
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,319
Speaker 2: take me to the place that I was staying at,

911
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 2: looking at the time and going, I already missed my flight.

912
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 2: Cool my girlfriend at the time. It was now my

913
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 2: ex girlfriend obviously calling me, coming, where are you? What

914
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 2: are you doing? And I pick up in the back

915
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 2: and well, actually should be This is what happened. First,

916
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 2: Ricky posted a picture a story on Instagram of him

917
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 2: at a strip club in Miami, and my girlfriend at

918
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:44,959
Speaker 2: the time saw that and I was like, yo, you can't,

919
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 2: don't do that because she was calling me at the

920
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 2: strip club and I was getting a lap dance, so

921
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,360
Speaker 2: you know, I sent that to voicemail and tried to

922
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 2: ignore that situation, but it out the next morning that

923
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 2: that was where the curse began. Anyway, I ended up

924
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 2: missing my flight. I got another flight. I also opened

925
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 2: my bank account and I spent every single penny that

926
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 2: I made that weekend. Serious how much money was that?

927
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 2: Just say it just say it. Seven thousand dollars so

928
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:25,280
Speaker 2: much fun. I was like, this is amazing headlining weekend.

929
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 2: I'm gonna save some money. I spent literally the paycheck

930
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:31,799
Speaker 2: that I made because Miami took over.

931
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Speaker 6: Okay, important question. Are you and Ricky's still friends? Of

932
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:39,799
Speaker 6: course we're still friends. At least you were spared. But

933
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 6: I did lose the girlfriend, right right, Okay, but that

934
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,359
Speaker 6: was fine. I think that was a good thing.

935
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Speaker 10: Miami reminds me of Vegas from what you are saying.

936
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've never been, not to.

937
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 10: Miami, but I'm in Vegas, and this reminds me of

938
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:53,800
Speaker 10: like the hangover, like when they go to Vegas or

939
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 10: when they go to.

940
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:56,920
Speaker 2: It was like, Victoria, you should plan a trip to

941
00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:01,720
Speaker 2: Miami with your friends. See how call us up? Eighted

942
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 2: eight three four three one o six one? Have you

943
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 2: been a victim of the Miami curse? Now it's time

944
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 2: to find out what's trending with Nina and what's trending. Oh,

945
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,800
Speaker 2: I'll tell you first. What's trending?

946
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:12,959
Speaker 6: Is it Taylor Swift's thumbs up and a boy trapped

947
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 6: inside of a claw machine?

948
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 2: Which one do you want to hear first? Tail shift? Okay, sorry.

949
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 2: I thought there was the same story. I was like,

950
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 2: whoa that is I'm seeing a freaky visual on my head.

951
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 6: But okay, sob her thumbs up is trending because she

952
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:30,839
Speaker 6: was at a show and we all know that she's

953
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 6: broken up with her boyfriend Joe Alwyn. So there was

954
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 6: a fan in the audience that held up a sign

955
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 6: that was like, are you okay? And she took a

956
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 6: minute out of her performance to look at that fan

957
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 6: and give.

958
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 2: Him a thumbs up.

959
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 6: That's how she's it is sweet. I thought it was sweet,

960
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 6: and that's how she's doing now. The boy trapped inside

961
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,319
Speaker 6: of a claw machine. Have you ever gone to an

962
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,280
Speaker 6: arcade and wondered what it would be like to crawl

963
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 6: inside of a claw machine?

964
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 2: Mm hmm yeah, Well this so did this guy and

965
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 2: he did it.

966
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 6: So he was at an amusement park in North Carolina

967
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:00,399
Speaker 6: when he crawled in trying to get one of those

968
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 6: plush toys for free. Essentially, he got stuck, so then

969
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 6: he got saved, and then after that he got banned

970
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:09,359
Speaker 6: from the amusement park for one year for the attempted best.

971
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 2: How did he get in? How did he even start

972
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 2: to climb in? I don't know.

973
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Speaker 6: It must have been a really big one, so isn't

974
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,720
Speaker 6: it Also the amusement park's fault for having an entryway

975
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,399
Speaker 6: into the machine for a person to.

976
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 2: Climb well, and also their fault for not going Okay,

977
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,400
Speaker 2: that's a new thing we have to have at our

978
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 2: amusement park. Like it's like a ride. Oh like, let

979
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 2: people do it, see if they can get in there,

980
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,399
Speaker 2: because you can't ever really get anything with the claw.

981
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:37,760
Speaker 2: It's so frustrating right now. Have you ever won anything

982
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:38,760
Speaker 2: on that game, Nina.

983
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 6: Yes, you have, but it took me like ten dollars,

984
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 6: which is ridiculous for those things, and it was a

985
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 6: little ugly like toy with one ear fame.

986
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it didn't matter. It always the claw will

987
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 2: go on top of what I want, and I'm like,

988
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 2: this is it, this is the time, it's gonna happen finally,

989
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,320
Speaker 2: and then I know I can die happy. And it

990
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,800
Speaker 2: always it's like the claws are so flimsy on purpose,

991
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 2: you know, and then it just drops what I want

992
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 2: and the next thing you know, Jewbel's inside the machine stock.

993
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:11,280
Speaker 2: I've wanted to climb inside those things so many times, Victoria,

994
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 2: have you ever thought.

995
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 10: That was about you. Needa started the story, and how

996
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 10: is that to be?

997
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 2: Like Jewbel?

998
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 10: Why are you going to claw machines?

999
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 2: So I picked this story because it reminded me of Jubil.

1000
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 2: Look at those things. I'm like, dude, I'm small enough,

1001
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:25,320
Speaker 2: I could fit. I'd like to see you try, Victoria.

1002
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,760
Speaker 2: Have you ever won anything on a claw machine?

1003
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Speaker 9: No?

1004
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 10: But I spent like twenty bucks and I once won

1005
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 10: this really big strawberry at like a.

1006
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 2: Part game, not the same thing. It's not a machine.

1007
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 10: No, but I still got something cool.

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