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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand. Be careful how you decorate

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Speaker 1: your house or Christmas. It might get you arrested. It's

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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show. And there's one town in Wisconsin that

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Speaker 1: is threatening all of its residents that if they decorate

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Speaker 1: for Christmas too early, they could be fined and possibly arrested.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it sounds like a homeowners association to me.

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Speaker 1: It ah ye does. Yeah, the whole town has gone

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Speaker 1: full homeowners association. Wow. But it's for a good reason,

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Speaker 1: because apparently it's very dangerous if you decorate for Christmas

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Speaker 1: too early in this town in Wisconsin. And I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you why, because last year they had a serious problem

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Speaker 1: with home invasions in this town in Wisconsin because of

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Speaker 1: Christmas decorations. But it's not what you're thinking. Apparently in

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Speaker 1: this town of Wisconsin where they've asked people not to

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Speaker 1: decorate until after deer hunting season, in particular, it's because

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Speaker 1: I guess this town has a lot of deer in it,

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Speaker 1: and so people decorate their houses and they're outside and

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Speaker 1: the inside of their house with reindeer. All right. Well,

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Speaker 1: last year, apparently a rash of break ins happened because

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Speaker 1: all of the deers that live in this community. The

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Speaker 1: actual deers, not the decorations, got so turned on all

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Speaker 1: of the reindeer decorations that they were breaking into houses

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Speaker 1: and yes, having sexy time, said ho ho ho. People

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Speaker 1: would be sleeping at night and then here crashing around

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Speaker 1: in the living room, come downstairs only to find a

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Speaker 1: horny deer on top of their decorations. Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: Well now I'll see why they put the roll in

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Speaker 1: or that locky doors or makes some popcorns. Sit down

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Speaker 1: and watch the show. Oh ay, Animal Planet. But one

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Speaker 1: homeowner says the deer burst through the front of their door.

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Speaker 1: I picture the deer wearing a button up shirt, bursting

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Speaker 1: through the front of the door and then ripping the

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Speaker 1: shirt off. But it says it burst through the door,

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Speaker 1: entered their living room, ran in a circle around the

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Speaker 1: decoration of a deer, and then started getting it on

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Speaker 1: with their Christmas decoration. And then three hours, three hours later,

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Speaker 1: wildlife experts showed up to get the deer to calm

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Speaker 1: down and get it out of the house. Don't like

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Speaker 1: it's an emergency or anything. Don't get in a hurry.

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Speaker 1: Three hours Yeah, was until going when he go out

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Speaker 1: there stamning it does that deer have you know that

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Speaker 1: deer's bragging to his friends like, no, dude, tell me, like,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't buy this house and there was like three

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Speaker 1: hours road, so they kicked me out of there. That's

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Speaker 1: why they're asking people not to decorate until after deer

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Speaker 1: hunting season. That is crazy. You know you live in

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Speaker 1: the boondocks, win Yeah, I've only seen videos of deer

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Speaker 1: sumping them outside, not insid I thought you were going

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Speaker 1: to say they were getting it on with the lawn decoration,

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Speaker 1: and they said, no, we don't even we want we

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Speaker 1: want to come inside and be warm and cozy and

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Speaker 1: get it on in there by the fireplace. Wants to

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Speaker 1: do that in a front yard. The deers aren't perverts there,

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Speaker 1: you know, they want to be inside like normal rational people.

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Speaker 1: Give them surprisacy. Yeah, I just think this is a

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Speaker 1: telltell sign to not have any type of deer decoration

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Speaker 1: in your house, whether it be like an antler chandelier.

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Speaker 1: You know, I think we've moved passed the need for those,

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Speaker 1: and especially now that they'd be breaking into years. That's

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Speaker 1: what I was thinking. I was like, Man, this town

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Speaker 1: in Wisconsin, they must love their deer there and their

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Speaker 1: dear love them obviously, But like they must have deer

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Speaker 1: decorations in your house. I've seen it on the front lawn.

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Speaker 1: But so many houses are getting broken into by deer

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Speaker 1: who are turned on by the deer decorations in people's

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Speaker 1: houses that it's a problem, and authorities are asking them

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Speaker 1: not to decorate until after deer hunting season or they

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Speaker 1: could face a fine. What about Christmas lights? Do you

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Speaker 1: guys put a Christmas lights? Well, I have an apartment,

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Speaker 1: so I don't. Really, I will not be putting up

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Speaker 1: Christmas lights this year, really try. I try to put

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Speaker 1: up Christmas lights and it just it takes so long

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Speaker 1: and it's cold. And then I got into a fight

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Speaker 1: with a strand of lights last year and lights they

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Speaker 1: won big time. It was tangled up. And I don't.

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Speaker 1: I have trouble stopping something if I'm doing it, like

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Speaker 1: I like to finish. I like to finish a job right,

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Speaker 1: which is bad because sometimes it's better to walk away. Right.

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Speaker 1: You read all this stuff they say, Hey, if you're

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Speaker 1: having trouble finishing something or you're stuck, walk away, come

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Speaker 1: back to it. Your brain will be refreshed and you

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Speaker 1: might be able to figure it out. Well, there was

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Speaker 1: a strand lights that was tangled and I was trying

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Speaker 1: to get it untangled, and I wanted to get it untangled.

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Speaker 1: It took me about six hours, and he still didn't

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Speaker 1: get it done until I gave up. I was trying

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Speaker 1: to get the strand lights untangled for about six hours

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Speaker 1: and I wasn't able to do it. And that's pretty

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Speaker 1: much the end of my light hanging career. I don't

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Speaker 1: do as you say it, not as you do walking

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Speaker 1: away and all that you know from something. Oh yeah, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: I mean I know I don't walk away from things.

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Speaker 1: I know. I like, I stay working on things too long.

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Speaker 1: I just said, I've read experts to say that, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, screw those guys. I know better. Yeah, me

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Speaker 1: and my Christmas Like, so, no, I won't be doing

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Speaker 1: lights anymore. I don't really get the point of decorations.

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Speaker 1: Like I get that it's festive and it's fun, but

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Speaker 1: it's like it's literally for those three seconds that you

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Speaker 1: pull into your driveway once a day, you know, and

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Speaker 1: you see it outside like yeah yeah, and then you

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Speaker 1: have to put them all away. That's the thing is

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Speaker 1: like I'm very lazy with stuff like that. That's the worst.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to have to put them away. I

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Speaker 1: love whenever I go home to visit and I end

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Speaker 1: up getting a flight out of town before my mom

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Speaker 1: takes down the holiday decorations, because I know if I'm home,

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Speaker 1: she's going to ask me to help, and that is

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Speaker 1: like a three day process, right. It's exhausting, and the

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Speaker 1: whole time I do nothing but complain. I'm like, number one,

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Speaker 1: you spend all this money on decorations, and number two,

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Speaker 1: who does this for fun? I bet you there's so

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Speaker 1: many people that schedule their flights around when decorations are

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Speaker 1: put away to make sure they leave like the day before,

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Speaker 1: so they don't have to do that. I hope your parents. Yeah.

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